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Total Records: 127 - Group: BBB / Category: PERSONAL CARE / Subcategory: PERFUMES
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1Allergic PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Allergic
There's a launch party for this new perfume by Dennis Feinstein at Tom's Snakehole Lounge. Allergic for Men, slogan: Cause a Reaction.



3Amor and PsychePERFUME: THE STORY OF A MURDERER 1985 LiteraturePersonal CarePerfumes

Amor and Psyche
Perfume product.

4Amoure PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Amoure
Perfume Shaw sprays on customers as part of her new job at a shopping mall cosmetics counter.

5Antonias FlowersTHIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN 1996 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Antonias Flowers
Perfume.

6Arc Welder by Sarah Jessica Parker by Ni... THE JOEL MCHALE SHOW WITH JOEL MCHALE 2018 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Arc Welder by Sarah Jessica Parker by Nicole Byer for Nicole Byer's Perfume Line
Perfume from Nicole Byer's fragrance line.

7AshleySATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Ashley
Perfume product based on the similar but diverse personalities of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

8Attack PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Attack
Cologne by Dennis Feinstein from various episodes.

9Bachelor's DoomTHE BOB CUMMINGS SHOW 1955 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Bachelor's Doom
Perfume.

10Beach SEINFELD 1989 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Beach
Idea for a new perfume that Kramer comes up with, and Calvin Klein steals.

11Bielist BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Bielist
Jessica Biel's here fragrance, pronounced "B-List".

12Black Forest DewMANNEQUIN: ON THE MOVE 1991 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Black Forest Dew
Hauptmann-Koenig themed perfume sold at Prince and Company.

13Blackbeard's Delight ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY 2004 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Blackbeard's Delight
From Brian Fantana's cologne cabinet.



3Blackout PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Blackout
Dennis Feinstein's ether-based perfume that was named one of Maxim's top hundred ways to trick someone into sex.

4Bloodspurt PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Bloodspurt
Perfume by Dennis Feinstein.

5Blowhole THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Blowhole
After a work accident at the plant, Homer gets skybox tickets to a hockey game at the Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific Arena, where he is given Blowhole cologne with ground up whale in it.

6Bolshevik Uprising NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Bolshevik Uprising
Perfume that Harry's new Russian girlfriend wears.

7Brandon BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Brandon
The Jason Priestley cologne Jake says he wore in high school.

8Butterface PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Butterface
Perfume by Dennis Feinstein.

9Calvin Klein's Obsession for Teeth THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Calvin Klein's Obsession for Teeth
Perfume dentist Dr. Wolfe mentions to Lisa when providing braces options for Lisa, starting with the most expensive, braces that are invisible, painless and periodically release a delightful burst of Calvin Klein's Obsession for Teeth.

10CanisSATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Canis
Cologne for dogs by Calvin Klein.

11Canyon Stank BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Canyon Stank
Cologne that Boyle wears.

12Casey WINGS 1990 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Casey
Perfume brand from Casey's story about the future that the gang finds in their time capsule from when they were kids.

13Chocolate TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Chocolate
Cologne that Mr. Peterson is wearing, to hide the smell of Bob's group's surprise anniversary cake.

14Cinnamon PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Cinnamon
Perfume by Dennis Feinstein.



3Coma PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Coma
Perfume by Dennis Feinstein.

4Country Lane TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE 1984 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Country Lane
Perfume that granddaughter Greta wears.



3Danielli Perfume NIGHT GALLERY 1970 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Danielli Perfume


4Date Rape SUCCESSION 2018 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Date Rape
VaulterJoke Shiv makes to Roman: What is that - Date Rape by Calvin Klein?

5Desert Breeze THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Desert Breeze
While participating as a medical research subject at the Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center to earn extra money, Homer gets tested with a perfume called Desert Breeze and a diet product called Diet Drug Z-3.

6Devastation CHEERS 1982 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Devastation
The name of the perfume Sam's old flame Rachel Patterson wears that drives him crazy.

7Dharma Initiative Cologne LOST 2004 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Dharma Initiative Cologne
Dharma branded cologne product.

8Earl du Brouillard THE EARL HAYS PRESS 1915 OtherPersonal CarePerfumes

Earl du Brouillard
Perfume.



3Eau D'Feig THE JOEL MCHALE SHOW WITH JOEL MCHALE 2018 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Eau D'Feig
Perfume from Nicole Byer's fragrance line. Inspired by the handsome star of the Joel McCale Show, Paul Feig.

4Eruption THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN 2005 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Eruption
Perfume advertisement Andy sees when he's trying to think about sex.



3Eu de Cobra G.I. JOE: A REAL AMERICAN HERO 1985 Animated SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Eu de Cobra
Perfume that controls the minds of men.

4Exotic Perfume CompanyDREAMBOAT 1952 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Exotic Perfume Company


5Forbidden FRASIER 1993 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Forbidden
One of the two perfumes Daphne decides between for her date with Derek. "Your passport to erotic realms of pleasure."

6French Perfume THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

French Perfume
Bart's birthday gift for Marge.

7Fresh Romance THE EARL HAYS PRESS 1915 OtherPersonal CarePerfumes

Fresh Romance
Perfume.



3Girth PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Girth
Ron's ex-wife Tammy's favorite perfume brand.

4GlydePARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Glyde
Perfume by Dennis Feinstein.

5Glyde by Dennis Feinstein THE GOOD PLACE 2016 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Glyde by Dennis Feinstein
Perfume advertised on the back of the Celebrity Baby Plastic Surgery Disasters magazine that Fake Eleanor reads in the checkout line at the grocery store. Originally from Parks and Recreation.



3Go AwaySPIDER-MAN 3 2007 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Go Away
Eddie tells Betty that his cologne is called Nice and Easy, and he asks her what she's wearing. She says her perfume is called Go Away.

4Heather FRASIER 1993 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Heather
One of the two perfumes Daphne decides between for her date with Derek. "Fresh and bouncy as a spring morning."

5Hey YouSATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Hey You
Perfume. The scent you can't ignore for that special someone you never expect to see again. "The perfume for one night stands." Brought to you by Olfalo.

6Hey You! One Night Stand PerfumeSATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Hey You! One Night Stand Perfume
Perfume.

7The Hounds PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

The Hounds
FDA-rejected cologne Dennis Feinstein developed that makes everything smell like wet dog, used to disperse the Save JJ's protestors outside his office building.

8I Cheat on People NICK AND NORAH'S INFINITE PLAYLIST 2008 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

I Cheat on People
Joke perfume by Calvin Klein that Norah mentions to Tris.



3Ibis PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES 1987 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Ibis
Perfume product reviewed at Neal's meeting in New York.



3Incentive for Men FRIENDS 1994 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Incentive for Men
Cologne at department store that smells like beets. Phoebe lets the shop assistant stray her so Mike will know she's over him because she'll smell like another guy.

4Itch PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Itch
Perfume by Dennis Feinstein.

5Itchy & Scratchy Cologne THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Itchy & Scratchy Cologne
Cologne product visible in the Itchy & Scratchy headquarters.

6Just Friends THE BOB NEWHART SHOW 1972 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Just Friends
Carol presents Bob with three perfume options for Emily's anniversary present that descend in price. Starting with the most expensive - the three are: Love in the Afternoon, Nights of Passion, Just Friends.

7Krusty Kologne THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Krusty Kologne
Krusty the Clown branded cologne that Bart puts on before Krusty comes to dinner. Nontoxic. The smell of the big top! Warning: use in a well-ventilated area. May stain furniture. Prolonged use may cause chemical burns.



3Ladies Cologne THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN 1981 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Ladies Cologne
Generic perfume product sold at the grocery store where Pat disappears.



3Love in the Afternoon THE BOB NEWHART SHOW 1972 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Love in the Afternoon
Carol presents Bob with three perfume options for Emily's anniversary present that descend in price. Starting with the most expensive - the three are: Love in the Afternoon, Nights of Passion, Just Friends.

4Lust Weekend NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Lust Weekend
Perfume made by Bunny Faye Cosmetics.

5L'Air de Panache THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL 2014 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

L'Air de Panache
Gustave's perfume.



3M Perfum THE EARL HAYS PRESS 1915 OtherPersonal CarePerfumes

M Perfum
Perfume product.



3Magic Night MOONLIGHTING 1985 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Magic Night
Perfume company that Maddie would have worked for had she not gotten the Blue Moon Shampoo job.

4Manflower THE BOB NEWHART SHOW 1972 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Manflower
Howard's new cologne.

5Mantastic FRASIER 1993 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Mantastic
Roz's new pheromone perfume - Approved by the Food and Love Administration.

6Mary-KateSATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Mary-Kate
Perfume product based on the similar but diverse personalities of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

7Mating Call CologneTHREE'S COMPANY 1977 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Mating Call Cologne
Cologne that Jack wears.

8Meestery ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Meestery
Perfume by Leighton Meester.



3Mercy WATCHMEN 2019 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Mercy
Perfume tested in a focus group conducted by Clarity Consumer Research.

4Meryl Streep's Versatility THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Meryl Streep's Versatility
Perfume product.

5Milady's Boudoir FRASIER 1993 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Milady's Boudoir
Martin's date Sherry's perfume.

6MMMMTHE MANY LOVES OF DOBIE GILLIS 1959 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

MMMM
Perfume.

7Money Shots PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Money Shots
Perfume by Dennis Feinstein.

8Morning Star PerfumeARCANUM 1984 OtherPersonal CarePerfumes

Morning Star Perfume


9My Daddy's Famous NICK AND NORAH'S INFINITE PLAYLIST 2008 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

My Daddy's Famous
Joke perfume by Dior that Tris mentions to Norah.



3Mystique THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE 2017 Animated FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Mystique
Perfume product advertised in Gotham City.



3Nice and EasySPIDER-MAN 3 2007 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Nice and Easy
Eddie tells Betty that his cologne is called Nice and Easy, and he asks her what she's wearing. She says her perfume is called Go Away.

4Night Swept THE ORVILLE 2017 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Night Swept
Cologne that everybody buys Michael for his birthday.

5Nights of Passion THE BOB NEWHART SHOW 1972 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Nights of Passion
Carol presents Bob with three perfume options for Emily's anniversary present that descend in price. Starting with the most expensive - the three are: Love in the Afternoon, Nights of Passion, Just Friends.

6No Surrender NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

No Surrender
Perfume made by Bunny Faye Cosmetics.

7Nolstagia Perfume WATCHMEN 1986 Comic BooksPersonal CarePerfumes

Nolstagia Perfume
Perfume brand.



3Nostalgia by Veidt WATCHMEN 2009 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Nostalgia by Veidt
Perfume made by Adrian Veidt's company.



3Obeba THE BRONSWIK AFFAIR 1978 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Obeba
Cologne product involved in the Brunswick Affair.



3ObsessionMAMA'S FAMILY 1983 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Obsession
Perfume.

4Ocean by Calvin Klein SEINFELD 1989 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Ocean by Calvin Klein
Perfume that smells like the beach that Calvin Klein steals from Kramer's idea.

5Oil of Night FowlHOWARD THE DUCK 1986 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Oil of Night Fowl
Perfume from Duckworld that Howard wrote commercial for..."Only two things touch my feathers, Oil of Night Fowl and him."

6Old Old Spice THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Old Old Spice
Abe Simpson's cologne.

7Ooze PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Ooze
Perfume by Dennis Feinstein.

8Ossoh Scent FARSCAPE 1999 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Ossoh Scent
Potent perfume-like substance, available in varying levels of pheromones. According to Rygel, the stronger varieties can make just about anybody irresistible.

9Ouder FloersAUSTIN POWERS IN GOLDMEMBER 2002 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Ouder Floers
Foxy's perfume. Nigel Powers: "Is that Ouder Floers you're wearing?" Foxy: "Yes, it is." Nigel Powers: "That's how a woman should smell."

10Pagan Holiday NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Pagan Holiday
Perfume made by Bunny Faye Cosmetics.

11Patoot BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Patoot
When Gene's girl ground The Cutie Patooties breaks up, he mentions wanting to create a perfume called Patoot that smells like girl farts.



3Pitstop by PenelopeSCOOB! 2020 Animated FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Pitstop by Penelope
Perfume advertised on a billboard, based on the character Penelope from Penelope Pitstop, a video arcade game at the Romanian amusement park.

4Pretension by Calvin Klein THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Pretension by Calvin Klein
New girl at Springfield Elementary School Alex's Perfume. She also drinks iced tea, and has a cell phone.

5Rainbow CloudFAMILY MATTERS 1989 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Rainbow Cloud
Perfume.

6Ravish PerfumeLOOKER 1981 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Ravish Perfume


7Saddle Up WINGS 1990 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Saddle Up
Brian's cologne.

8Scent of a Wookiee THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Scent of a Wookiee
Item Homer picks to put in the Simpsons' new fireproof safe. The cologne he wore on his first date with Marge.

9Sealist BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Sealist
When Lenny Turtletaub tells Princess Carolyn she smells like somebody tried to put out a fire at the booze factory with more booze, she claims to be wearing Sealist by Seal.

10Sensational Gardens BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Sensational Gardens
Perfume Linda sprays on the masks that Teddy provides when the smell of the missing rotten egg becomes unbearable: Sensational Gardens is not skanky. It's a distinctive fragrance by Kelly Ripa, who is very classy and from New Jersey.



3Sexpot THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN 1981 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Sexpot
Perfume product account that Vance is working on. Sexpot is Pat's idea for the name. Vance's original ideas included Hypnotique and Arise.



3Shalamar PerfumeSEE NO EVIL HEAR NO EVIL 1989 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Shalamar Perfume


4Shanghai Musk THE BOB NEWHART SHOW 1972 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Shanghai Musk
Bob's new cologne.

5Shepherd's Mystery NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Shepherd's Mystery
Bull's new cologne.

6Sideboob PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Sideboob
Perfume by Dennis Feinstein.

7Simone the CologneSIMONE 2002 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Simone the Cologne


8Sluts PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Sluts
When Tom pitches Dennis Feinstein his Tommy Fresh cologne, Dennis tells him that some other guy just pitched him another cologne called Sluts.

9Smells Like a Stripper THE JOEL MCHALE SHOW WITH JOEL MCHALE 2018 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Smells Like a Stripper
Perfume from Nicole Byer's fragrance line. Includes top notes of cotton candy, sadness and just a hint of student debt.

10Spasm PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Spasm
Perfume by Dennis Feinstein.



3Supreme Perfume THE TWILIGHT ZONE 1959 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Supreme Perfume
Perfume product advertisement in the train station. Mr. Beechcroft draws a moustache on the model's face.



3TakenJOHN HEFFRON 1997 Comedy ActsPersonal CarePerfumes

Taken
Cologne that smells like a man in a relationship.

4Talchok Musk STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Talchok Musk
Cologne Neelix wears for his date - a very enticing scent.

5Temptation of Adam KOLCHAK: THE NIGHT STALKER 1974 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Temptation of Adam
Perfume.

6That Guy on the Subway. No, that Guy. No... THE JOEL MCHALE SHOW WITH JOEL MCHALE 2018 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

That Guy on the Subway. No, that Guy. No, No, No, No, Girl, that Guy Over There. No, that One. No, No, that One.
Perfume from Nicole Byer's fragrance line.

7Thickening PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Thickening
Perfume by Dennis Feinstein.

8TKOI-SPY 2002 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

TKO
Kelly's cologne product.

9Tommy Fresh PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Tommy Fresh
Name that Tom mentions for his future cologne product.

10Toujours WINGS 1990 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Toujours
French perfume - gift Joe buys Helen for her birthday.

11Truth, the FragranceSURVIVOR 1999 LiteraturePersonal CarePerfumes

Truth, the Fragrance
Chapter 31, Chapter 17. Tender Branson's new cologne.

12Tuna Fish Sandwich STEVE MARTIN 1967 Comedy ActsPersonal CarePerfumes

Tuna Fish Sandwich
Cologne Steve wears so that he has a unique smell.

13Vanilla FellaPAIN & GAIN 2013 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Vanilla Fella
Daniel's cologne that gives his identity away to Victor when they kidnap him.

14Walker Texas Fragrance NIGHT COURT 2023 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Walker Texas Fragrance
Chuck Norris cologne that Dan mentions.

15Watch Cologne PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Watch Cologne
New business idea that April comes up with to cheer Tom up - cologne for watches.

16WayfarerTHE EARL HAYS PRESS 1915 OtherPersonal CarePerfumes

Wayfarer
Perfume product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press. "For the Vagabond in Your Soul".

17WetGET HIM TO THE GREEK 2010 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Wet
Jackie Q's perfume - seen on billboard in background.

18Wish THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Wish
Frenchie puts the world's deadliest nerve agent in a ten dollar bottle of Starlight's Wish perfume.

19Y.O.U.T.H.OCEAN'S 8 2018 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Y.O.U.T.H.
Perfume.

20Yearning PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Yearning
Perfume by Dennis Feinstein from various episodes.

21Zika BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV SeriesPersonal CarePerfumes

Zika
Hitchcock's cologne.

22Zison THE BRONSWIK AFFAIR 1978 FilmPersonal CarePerfumes

Zison
Perfume product involved in the Brunswick Affair.












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