Fiction Empire

Miscellaneous Services

1-900-BUMMER
When the guys go to Atlantic City for Joe's bachelor party, Brian books them a room at Trump's Taj Mahal, but for the wrong night, so they end up at Al's Crapshoot Hotel instead. The bachelor party's a bust, so Lowell answers the phone, "1-900-BUMMER"

101 Ways to Pleasure a Woman

101 Ways to Pleasure a Woman
Book Brian buys Casey for her birthday.

Aeromass Airlines

Airlines

Aeromass Airlines
Roy's airline.

Ahab Burger

Burgers

Ahab Burger
Menu item at Ahab's Fast Food restaurant where Kenny works.

Ahab's Fast Fish

Ahab's Fast Fish
Fast food restaurant where Kenny works.

Al Skoog: Attorney-at-Law

Lawyers

Al Skoog: Attorney-at-Law
Attorney Joe hires to oversee dissolution of his partnership with Brian. He's "Skoogerific"

Al Skoog: Steam Cleaning

Home Maintenance Services

Al Skoog: Steam Cleaning
Attorney Joe hires to oversee the dissolution of his partnership with Brian. He's also got a steam cleaning business. "Don't just clean it. Skoogerize it"

Albion Bank

Banks

Albion Bank
Bank the gang passes on their treasure hunt.

The Alex and Brian Soup and Sandwich Com...

The Alex and Brian Soup and Sandwich Combo
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends.

Aliens in My Pocket

Aliens in My Pocket
Book about aliens that Ray and Fay discuss.

The All American

The All American
A style of "big sandwich" Roy mentions - one of the styles that Roy thought Joe and Brian would get for Fay's retirement party. They got the Cordova.

Al's Crapshoot Hotel

Hotels

Al's Crapshoot Hotel
When the guys go to Atlantic City for Joe's bachelor party, Brian books them a room at Trump's Taj Mahal, but for the wrong night, so they end up at Al's Crapshoot Hotel instead.

American Flyer

American Flyer
Magazine that comes to Nantucket to interview Joe.

America's Wackiest Videos

TV Shows-Reality

America's Wackiest Videos

Angelo's by the Sea

Angelo's by the Sea
Location of Fay's volunteer award event.

Antonio's Spaghetti and Meatballs

Antonio's Spaghetti and Meatballs
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends.

Architecture Monthly

Architecture Monthly

Aunt Fay's Frozen Falafels

Miscellaneous Food Products

Aunt Fay's Frozen Falafels
Food business Fay proposes to Lowell when he inherits some money.

Austin, Houston P.I.

Austin, Houston P.I.
Antonio's favorite TV show.

The Bankruptini

The Bankruptini
Martini that Helen and Joe come up with for the menu at Brian's new martini bar.

Basil's

Basil's
Bar that Brian and the reporter from American Flyer magazine bond over.

Berlin String Competition

Events

Talent Shows

Berlin String Competition
Music contest mentioned.

Bernie's Lobster Bucket

Bernie's Lobster Bucket
Restaurant Fay worked for dressing up in a lobster costume in a flashback about how she made ends meet during the off season in Nantucket.

The Best of Fay

Albums

The Best of Fay
Music album Lowell makes when he finds out Fay is retiring.

Bevo's

Pets

Pet Services

Bevo's
Dog groomer that Casey mistakes for a classy looking French salon.

Big Strong Man

Big Strong Man
Children's TV show from the gang's childhood mentioned - Lowell meets the actor that played Big Strong Man at a supermarket opening.

Bippy the Clown

Clowns

Bippy the Clown
Clown from Colonel Shulkraut's Happy Time Circus.

Boar's Head Inn

Inns

Boar's Head Inn
Hotel.

Bob

Private Investigation

Bob
Private detective looking for Fay.

Bonnie Down Real Estate

Realty Services

Bonnie Down Real Estate
The real estate company Helen goes to work for - and gets fired from.

Boston Savings and Loan

Banks

Boston Savings and Loan
Bank mentioned.

The Brian Hackett Cookbook

Cookbooks

The Brian Hackett Cookbook
Joke Brian makes after coming home to Joe's house and finding chicken on the floor.

Brian's

Brian's
Martini bar Brian opens with his insurance check.

Bright Lights, Big Heads

Bright Lights, Big Heads
Book about aliens that Ray and Fay discuss.

Bruno Ferelli's

Footwear

Bruno Ferelli's
Fancy shoe brand mentioned.

Buck's Bait and Tackle Shop

Sporting Goods Stores

Buck's Bait and Tackle Shop
Company name Brian uses to answer the Sandpiper Air phone, in order to prevent a customer from booking a flight on their Christmas Day flight so he and Joe can go skiing instead.

Captain Andy's

Captain Andy's
Seafood restaurant where Cliff and Norm from Cheers have lunch.

Captain Toby

House Models

Captain Toby
Style of prefabricated home sold by the company Pre-Fabulous Housing.

Captain Willie's Clam and Brew

Captain Willie's Clam and Brew
Restaurant that Antonio mentions.

Car-B-Q

Barbecue Products

Car-B-Q
Barbecue product used in a motor vehicle Lowell sells to Roy.

Carte Blanche

Fast Food

Carte Blanche
New food cart in the airport.

Casa Kielbasa

Casa Kielbasa
Helen suggests Roy take his Russian mail-order bride to The Left-Bank Cafe, but he takes her his favorite place, Casa Kielbasa instead.

Casey

Personal Care

Perfumes

Casey
Perfume brand from Casey's story about the future that the gang finds in their time capsule from when they were kids.

The Century House

The Century House
Hotel where Joe and Helen get married in the Season 6 finale.

Charlie's Bait and Tackle

Sporting Goods Stores

Charlie's Bait and Tackle
Bait shop.

Chevalier's

Chevalier's
The name of the fancy restaurant Joe's supposed to be taking Sandy to on the same night he made a date with a beautiful United flight attendant.

Chez Pay-Up-the-Wazoo

Chez Pay-Up-the-Wazoo
Nickname Brian gives to the French restaurant that Casey pick for their first official date.

The Chinese Chamber of Doom

The Chinese Chamber of Doom
Magic trick - the finale of the magic act Bryan performs in a flashback about how he made ends meet during the off season in Nantucket.

The Church of Universal Harmony

Churches

The Church of Universal Harmony
Mail order church where Roy got his minister license to use as a tax break.

Clamdigger Deli

Clamdigger Deli
Company that supplies the big sandwich for Joe and Helen's surprise engagement party.

Clayton Industries

Industrial Companies

Industries

Clayton Industries
The company that buys Sandpiper Airlines from Joe and Brian.

A Clear and Present Vixen

A Clear and Present Vixen
One of the porn movies that Antonio brings to Joe's bachelor party at Al's Crapshoot Hotel - parody of A Clear and Present Danger.

Club Shangri-la

Strip Clubs

Club Shangri-la
Strip club where Joe and Brian's friend from high school now dances nude. "Exotic dancing. All nude, all the time."

Colonel Shulkraut's Happy Time Circus

Circuses

Colonel Shulkraut's Happy Time Circus
Circus the gang attends.

Commonwealth Car Rental

Vehicle Rental

Commonwealth Car Rental
There's a sign for a car rental company in the airport.

The Cordova

The Cordova
The style of "big sandwich" that Joe and Brian order for Fay's retirement party.

The Crab House

The Crab House
A creepy stalker guy named Mark that waited on Helen shows up at the airport looking for her.

The Crain Train to Mental Well-being

Events

Conventions and Seminars

The Crain Train to Mental Well-being
Dr. Crane's seminar.

The Crain Train to Mental Well-being: Th...

The Crain Train to Mental Well-being: The Video
VHS version of Dr. Crane's seminar, on sale for only $19.95.

The Cup

Coffeehouses

The Cup
The name of the local college campus coffee house.

The Doodletown Pipers

The Doodletown Pipers
Music act that Brian tells the reporter from American Flyer magazine that Joe refused to join.

Double Vodka Rocks

Songs

Double Vodka Rocks
Song by country music mother and daughter duo The Todds - sort of - actually a joke the mother makes.

Dr. Aaron Ginsberg

Dr. Aaron Ginsberg
Ear, nose and throat doctor - business card Brian creates for Joe for their weekend trip to Atlantic City.

Dr. Bennett

Dr. Bennett
Joe's doctor.

Dr. Cooper

Dr. Cooper
Therapist Dr. Greyson recommends to Brian.

Dr. Dickens

Dr. Dickens
Doctor Helen claims to have seen regarding her Faulkner's Syndrome. "He's the top Faulkner man."

Dr. Frank

Obstetrics

Dr. Frank
Obstetrician that delivered Lowell.

Dr. Frasier Crane

Dr. Frasier Crane
Psychiatrist from Cheers that visits the island.

Dr. Grant

Dr. Grant
Joe's doctor that diagnoses his inner ear infection.

Dr. Greyson

Dr. Greyson
Brian's therapist.

Dr. Heilbron

Dr. Heilbron
Brian impersonates a doctor to impress a girl when Joe goes to the hospital.

Dr. Irving Schenberg

Dr. Irving Schenberg
Opthamologist from one of Brian's buddy Danny's stories about their wild past.

Dr. Lasker

Plastic Surgery

Dr. Lasker
Also known as Dr. "While we're at it" Lasker - the plastic surgeon that recommends a nose job for Brian.

Dr. Lenny

Dr. Lenny
Doctor Brian brings in to help Joe scam his insurance company after his plane crashes.

Dr. Mather

Dr. Mather
Lowell's alter ego in Brian's sex dream about Helen.

Dr. Parkes

Plastic Surgery

Dr. Parkes
Plastic surgeon.

Dr. Rosenbear

Dr. Rosenbear
Teddy bear psychiatrist belonging to Joe's secret stalker.

Dr. Roy

Dr. Roy
Joke Roy makes about Brian not needing a shrink and just needing a night out looking for girls with Roy.

Dr. Seymour Butts

Dr. Seymour Butts
Doctor.

Dr. Toshiro Yashahara

Dr. Toshiro Yashahara
The person Joe impersonates when he and Helen crash somebody's wedding at the Sconset Inn.

Dumped

Poetry

Dumped
The name of the poem that Joe performs at The Cup, the local college campus coffee house.

Ed's Freight and Storage

Shipping and Storage

Ed's Freight and Storage
Company Fay tells Joe is going to make a late 8 o'clock delivery that he thinks is going to be his surprise birthday party.

El Presidente

El Presidente
The best casket available at the mortuary where Antonio worked in a flashback about how he made ends meet during the off season in Nantucket.

The Fancy Lady

Strip Clubs

The Fancy Lady
Strip club Roy tells his mother where he met his girlfriend, who is being played by Helen.

Fashion Feeds the Homeless

Organizations

Charities

Fashion Feeds the Homeless

Fat Tony's Meatball Dream House

Fat Tony's Meatball Dream House
One of Roy's favorite restaurants, mentioned.

Fay's Bran Muffin

Fay's Bran Muffin
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends.

The Feeding Frenzy

The Feeding Frenzy
Menu item at Ahab's Fast Food restaurant where Kenny works.

The Fiesta

The Fiesta
A style of "big sandwich" Roy mentions - one of the styles that Roy thought Joe and Brian would get for Fay's retirement party. They got the Cordova.

The Fighting Syrup Gatherers

Sports

Sports Teams

The Fighting Syrup Gatherers
Joke Brian makes about the sports team of Dr. Lasker's alma mater, the University of Vermont.

First National Bank of Nantucket

Banks

First National Bank of Nantucket
Joe and Brian's father leaves them a key to a safe deposit box in the First National Bank of Nantucket.

Forest Hump

Forest Hump
Skin flick Roy's friends are filming in the woods that he wants Lowell to invest in when he inherits some money. Porn parody version of Forrest Gump.

Fred Gardner, Professional Simon Says In...

Miscellaneous Services

Fred Gardner, Professional Simon Says Instructor
Guy courting Roy's mom at her retirement home.

Fugitives from Justice

Fugitives from Justice
Brian watches a crime TV show called Fugitives From Justice hosted by Maury Povich that profiles a serial killer called The Culinary Killer, a woman that kills her boarders and looks like Faye.

G-25 Space Compass

Electronics

G-25 Space Compass
Electronic device Lowell mentions.

Gangway

Gangway
Flavor of hot sauce served at Lowell's favorite wings place. They serve hot, extra hot and gangway.

The Getaway House

The Getaway House
Hotel where Helen's boyfriend stays.

Gravitational Flux Monitor

Electronics

Gravitational Flux Monitor
One of the devices that the UFO hunters bring up on the plane with them when Brian and Joe take them up to look for UFOs.

Hackett Flight Academy

Vocational Schools

Hackett Flight Academy
Flight school Joe starts when Helen wants to learn to fly.

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Hanley's Jewelry Store

Jewelry Stores

Hanley's Jewelry Store
Jewelry store Antonio sees get robbed.

101

Harbor House

Harbor House
Location of Brian and Casey's surprise engagement party for Joe and Helen.

102

Heart of the Jungle

Heart of the Jungle
Movie.

103

Heaven Is a Place Called You

Songs

Heaven Is a Place Called You
Song by Country music mother and daughter duo The Todds.

104

Helen Chapel, Rock Cellist

Rock Bands

Helen Chapel, Rock Cellist
Helen becomes a famous rock cellist in her story about the future that the gang finds in their time capsule from when they were kids.

105

The Helen Chapel

Churches

The Helen Chapel
Joke Helen's high school peers made up about her: What's the largest church in the world? The Helen Chapel.

106

Helen Meets Her Dream Guy

Helen Meets Her Dream Guy
Joke Brian makes when he hires a actor to portray Helen's dream guy... "Get ready for the new smash play by Brian Hackett"

107

Helen's Doo Wop Diner

Diners

Helen's Doo Wop Diner
Helen changes up her lunch counter to compete with the new airport lunch cart.

108

Helen's Hashbrowns

Helen's Hashbrowns
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends.

109

Helen's Taste of Tokyo

Helen's Taste of Tokyo
Restaurant.

110

Helen's Taste of Tokyo Cafe

Helen's Taste of Tokyo Cafe
Helen changes up her lunch counter to compete with the new airport lunch cart.

111

Hennessy Bar

Bars

Hennessy Bar
Bar mentioned.

112

Hickey's

Hickey's
Hottest singles bar on the island according to Antonio, who recommends it to a nun.

113

Hosemaster

Vacuum Cleaners

Hosemaster
Brand of vacuum cleaner with patented whisper drive that Joe buys.

114

Hosemaster 2000

Vacuum Cleaners

Hosemaster 2000
The latest Hosemaster vacuum cleaner model - better than the one that Joe buys.

115

The Hotel Roy

Hotels

The Hotel Roy
Roy: "You've been hanging out with those low-rent guys and now you're finally ready to check in to the Hotel Roy." Alex: "Oh yeah, the Hotel Roy, that's the big hotel where the elevator's too small and it never goes up."

116

How to Render a Man Helpless with Your T...

Classes

How to Render a Man Helpless with Your Thumb
Class Casey considers taking at the local college.

117

Ice Tray

Rap Musicians

Ice Tray
Rapper that sings the national anthem at a Boston Red Sox game.

118

Idi Amini Martini

Idi Amini Martini
Martini that Helen and Joe come up with for the menu at Brian's new martini bar.

119

Ignito Vector Overdrive

Power Supplies

Ignito Vector Overdrive
Device that Cliff from Cheers points out to Norm on the Sandpiper Air plane before it takes off from Boston.

120

Iguana Airlines

Airlines

Iguana Airlines
Airline Brian used to fly for.

121

International Society of Masochists

Support Groups

International Society of Masochists
Interesting group of folks that Casey invites to Nantucket.

122

Ionization Counter

Electronics

Ionization Counter
One of the devices that the UFO hunters bring up on the plane with them when Brian and Joe take them up to look for UFOs.

123

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Do...

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Martini
Martini that Helen and Joe come up with for the menu at Brian's new martini bar.

124

It's a Sad World Ride

Amusement Rides

It's a Sad World Ride
Brian's nickname of the Single Mingle event where they get trapped during a rainstorm.

125

Jamaica Honeymoon

Jamaica Honeymoon
Magazine at Joe and Helen's hotel in Jamaica.

126

Jiffy Cleaners

Laundry Services

Jiffy Cleaners
Dry cleaner. "We're on the spot"

127

Joey-o's

Breakfast Cereal

Joey-o's
Joe's cereal brand from Joe's story about the future that the gang finds in their time capsule from when they were kids. "The breakfast of Joe."

128

The Just Washed Inn

Inns

The Just Washed Inn
Motel where Antonio stays when he lies about getting back together with his ex-girlfriend.

129

King Arthur's Bar & Grill

King Arthur's Bar & Grill
Restaurant where Alex gets a job as a waitress/serving wench to make ends meet during the off season in Nantucket.

130

Klezewski's Shoe Repair

Repair Services

Klezewski's Shoe Repair
Shoe repair service the gang mentions on their treasure hunt.

131

The Knight and Castle

The Knight and Castle
Bar Lowell mentions being at and wondering where all the good women are, when Brian explains that it's a gay hangout.

132

Knobs N' Things

Furniture Stores

Knobs N' Things
After their house burns down, Helen and Joe meet with an insurance agent to review their claim. They don't have any receipts, so when the agent asks where Helen bought her TV, she makes up the electronics store name Laser Discs N' Stuff. Joe tries to help, adding that it's located by that furniture store Knobs N' Things.

133

La Maison

La Maison
Restaurant from multiple episodes.

134

La Mezere

La Mezere
Restaurant in Paris where Brian eats with the woman he meets and almost marries in a skydiving ceremony.

135

La Trouvaille

La Trouvaille
Boston restaurant Brian mentions.

136

Laser Discs N' Stuff

Electronics Stores

Laser Discs N' Stuff
After their house burns down, Helen and Joe meet with an insurance agent to review their claim. They don't have any receipts, so when the agent asks where Helen bought her TV, she makes up the electronics store name Laser Discs N' Stuff. Joe tries to help, adding that it's located by that furniture store Knobs N' Things.

137

The Laundro-Mate

Laundry Services

The Laundro-Mate
Combination laundromat/singles bar, one of the hippest new places in Boston.

138

Lawson's Hardware

Hardware Stores

Lawson's Hardware
Hardware store that Lowell calls but then forgets why he called.

139

The Left-Bank Cafe

The Left-Bank Cafe
Helen suggests Roy take his Russian mail-order bride to The Left-Bank Cafe, but he takes her his favorite place, Casa Kielbasa instead.

140

Leo's Sludge and Septic

Plumbing Services

Leo's Sludge and Septic
The sponsor of Phantom of the Oprah play.

141

Lesbian Studies

Classes

Lesbian Studies
Class Casey considers taking at the local college.

142

Lexington's

Lexington's
Fancy restaurant from multiple episodes.

143

Life: Grab It, It's Yours

Life: Grab It, It's Yours
Book by John Gold.

144

The Lobster Bucket

The Lobster Bucket
When Antonio sees Brian hurting after his five mile run, he says, "Don't tell me you ate at the Lobster Bucket!"

145

Lou and Harry's Delicatessen

Lou and Harry's Delicatessen
The name of the deli owned by the brothers that haven't talked in years that end up over at Joe and Brian's house on Christmas Eve.

146

Love at 30,000 Feet

Novels

Love at 30,000 Feet
Roy's unfinished novel. Original title: Ocupado.

147

Lowell Kabob

Lowell Kabob
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends - and leaves it up to Lowell to come up with his. he brainstorms several options.

148

Lowell Mather's House O' Wax

Museums

Lowell Mather's House O' Wax
Wax museum Lowell buys when he inherits some money.

149

Lowell Melt

Lowell Melt
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends - and leaves it up to Lowell to come up with his. he brainstorms several options.

150

Lowell Slaw

Lowell Slaw
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends in - and leaves it up to Lowell to come up with his. he brainstorms several options.

151

The Lutheran Chapel

Churches

The Lutheran Chapel
Church Antonio mentions while reading obituaries looking for potential customers.

152

Madame Wacko

Psychic Services

Madame Wacko
Roy's nickname for Fay when she reads tarot cards.

153

Madame Zola

Psychic Services

Madame Zola
Antonio's psychic that reads the bumps on his head.

154

Madame Zorco

Psychic Services

Madame Zorco
Brian's nickname for Fay when she reads tarot cards.

155

Maine State Symphony

Maine State Symphony
Symphony Helen auditions for. She gets the job, but then loses it because the Symphony's funding is pulled.

156

Marching Mules

Sports

School Mascots

Marching Mules
Siasconset High School mascot.

157

Marsha's Boutique

Clothing Stores

Marsha's Boutique
Where Helen apparently told somebody Alex's secret about posing for Playboy back in college.

158

Martini Navratilova

Martini Navratilova
Martini that Helen and Joe come up with for the menu at Brian's new martini bar.

159

The Mary Pat Lee Show

TV Shows-Talk Shows

The Mary Pat Lee Show
Talk show from multiple episodes.

160

Massage-o-metic 'Oh Baby' Vibrating Cab ...

Automotive Products

Massage-o-metic 'Oh Baby' Vibrating Cab Seat
Product Antonio jokes about creating.

161

Maynard and Jocko

Ventriloquists

Maynard and Jocko
Ventriloquist act.

162

Meatsicle

Meat

Meatsicle
Joke makes about Lowell being the inventor of when Lowell goes vegetarian.

163

Mercenary Monthly

Mercenary Monthly
Magazine the reporter that comes to Nantucket to interview Joe used to write for.

164

Mexican Jumping Bean Bag Chair

Furniture

Mexican Jumping Bean Bag Chair
Furniture that rearranges itself that Lowell's friend Weeb invented.

165

Mike's Cafe

Mike's Cafe
Cafe the gang passes on their treasure hunt.

166

Minneapolis Philharmonic

Orchestras

Minneapolis Philharmonic
A famous orchestra conductor visits Nantucket.

167

Moby Shake

Shakes

Moby Shake
Menu item at Ahab's Fast Food restaurant where Kenny works.

168

Monsieur Cheese Pot

Kitchen Appliances

Monsieur Cheese Pot
Electric cheese melter - the gift Joe buys Helen for her birthday.

169

Mr. Dull Man

Clothing Stores

Mr. Dull Man
Joke Brian makes about Joe's wardrobe.

170

Murray's Institute of Tools

Vocational Schools

Murray's Institute of Tools
Lowell's alma mater, also known as MIT.

171

My Big Buddy by Roy Biggins

Childrens Books

My Big Buddy by Roy Biggins
Roy's children's book, a heartwarming story of Ray Wiggins, a husky misunderstood youngster who learns to overcome the hurtful taunts of his nasty and emaciated classmates.

172

My Lover

Poetry

My Lover
The name of the poem that Courtney Blake, Joe's new 19 year old girlfriend, performs at The Cup, the local college campus coffee house.

173

Nantucket Hair and Nails

Beauty Care

Beauty Salons

Nantucket Hair and Nails
Hair salon mentioned.

174

Nantucket Helicopter Tours

Tours

Nantucket Helicopter Tours
New business on the island.

175

The Nantucket Herald

Newspaper Heralds

The Nantucket Herald
Local newspaper mentioned in various episodes.

176

Nantucket Memorial Hospital

Hospitals

Nantucket Memorial Hospital
Hospital Fay mentions.

177

Nantucket Nature Society

Organizations

Activist Groups

Nantucket Nature Society
Nature group Fran enlists to help her save the short-eared owls from Roy's new hangar.

178

Nantucket Realty

Realty Services

Nantucket Realty
Roy's realty company that accepts offer from Jack Nicholson for Roy's beachfront property - actually a joke Brian plays on him.

179

Nantucket String Quartet

Nantucket String Quartet
Music group Helen auditions for.

180

Nanturkey Burger

Burgers

Nanturkey Burger
Menu item at Helen's lunch counter.

181

Nelson's Heart

Sports

Racehorses

Nelson's Heart
Racehorse.

182

The Nor'easter

House Models

The Nor'easter
Style of prefabricated home sold by the company Pre-Fabulous Housing.

183

Old Seabrook Clam Chowder

Soup

Old Seabrook Clam Chowder
Brand of clam chowder.

184

Ollie Anderson's Little Taste of Oslo

Ollie Anderson's Little Taste of Oslo
Restaurant.

185

Ollie's Drugs

Drugstores

Ollie's Drugs
Drugstore Brian mentions.

186

Pavement, Bloody Pavement

Pavement, Bloody Pavement
Traffic film Antonio mentions watching at driving school.

187

Perigelli's Chocolates

Candy

Perigelli's Chocolates
Brand of chocolates that Antonio buys for Roy when he joins him for dinner on Christmas Eve.

188

Phantom of the Oprah

Phantom of the Oprah
A play about a deranged ex-producer of the Oprah Winfrey Show.

189

Pilgrim Rent a Car

Vehicle Rental

Pilgrim Rent a Car
Rental car service at the airport.

190

The Pocket Knish

The Pocket Knish
Menu item created by Lou and Harry for their delicatessen.

191

The Ponderosa

The Ponderosa
The best funeral plot available at the mortuary where Antonio worked in a flashback about how he made ends meet during the off season in Nantucket.

192

Pontrelli's

Pontrelli's
Italian restaurant where Helen and Joe went on their first date.

193

Poppo the Clown

Clowns

Poppo the Clown
A celebrity clown that visits Nantucket.

194

Poppo's Ragtime Band

Poppo's Ragtime Band
A celebrity clown's musical act mentioned.

195

Princess Casey

Watercrafts

Princess Casey
Stuart and Casey's yacht.

196

Pulp Vixen

Pulp Vixen
Movie about two mob hit-vixens, both packing 38s. One of the porn movies that Antonio brings to Joe's bachelor party at Al's Crapshoot Hotel - parody of Pulp Fiction.

197

Quigley's Market

Food Stores

Grocery Stores

Quigley's Market
Grocery store Fay mentions.

198

The Rainbow Room

The Rainbow Room
The name of a restaurant Helen says Davis will be taking her to when she gets to New York before he cancels on her.

199

Real Way Run and Carpet Cleaner

Maintenance Products

Cleaning Products

Real Way Run and Carpet Cleaner
Cleaning product Helen's old teacher tries to sell her, when she comes over to Helen's house, when all Helen wants to do is talk about Don Quixote, the book her teacher had been disappointed in her for not reading back in high school.

200

Real Way Spot Remover

Maintenance Products

Cleaning Products

Real Way Spot Remover
Cleaning product Helen's old teacher tries to sell her, when she comes over to Helen's house, when all Helen wants to do is talk about Don Quixote, the book her teacher had been disappointed in her for not reading back in high school.

201

Red Planet, Blue Skin

Red Planet, Blue Skin
Book about aliens that Ray and Fay discuss.

202

Rico's Fish Hut

Rico's Fish Hut
The only other job offer - standing outside in an oyster costume - that Brian says he had besides the security guard position he takes at a bank to pay back the IRS.

203

Right This Way

Right This Way
The name of the book that Fay's date and former maitre D is writing.

204

Robin Hood and His Merry Women

Robin Hood and His Merry Women
Nudie flick mentioned.

205

Rob's Kabobs

Fast Food

Rob's Kabobs
Investment opportunity that Roy offers Brian. According to Roy, it's "The hottest new investment of the 90s". According to the brochure, "if you skewer it, they will come."

206

The Romance Connection

Dating Services

The Romance Connection
Video dating service the gang all utilizes.

207

The Roy Biggins Corporation

Corporations

Companies

The Roy Biggins Corporation
From joke Roy makes: "Roy Biggins doesn't pay for it. The Roy Biggins Corporation does."

208

The Roy Jumbo Turkey Leg

The Roy Jumbo Turkey Leg
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends. Roy objects to his menu item being a turkey leg and requests a salad instead.

209

The Roy Salad

The Roy Salad
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends.

210

Rudy's Gym

Beauty Care

Fitness Centers

Rudy's Gym

211

Saddle Up

Personal Care

Perfumes

Saddle Up
Brian's cologne.

212

Samurai Theater

Samurai Theater
Japanese movie Joe puts on to cheer Brian up.

213

Samurai Without a Name

Samurai Without a Name
Japanese movie Brian brings home to watch when Joe and Helen want the place to themselves.

214

Sandpiper Airlines

Airlines

Sandpiper Airlines

215

Scarpacci School of Economics

Vocational Schools

Scarpacci School of Economics
Joke Antonio makes when he's trying to help Casey with her finances. Motto: "Hey - why pay?"

216

Sconset Inn

Inns

Sconset Inn
Hotel where Joe and Helen are considering having their wedding, so they crash somebody else's wedding to check it out.

217

Sconson High Tattler

Newspapers

Sconson High Tattler
Joe's old high school newspaper that comes to interview him.

218

Sea Shanty

Sea Shanty
Restaurant where Lowell takes Helen out to eat.

219

Shattered, Fatal, Broken Promises

Shattered, Fatal, Broken Promises
Movie Antonio says he's going to watch when he's depressed.

220

Shwarma Electronics

Electronics Stores

Shwarma Electronics
Where Carlton's nephew is the top stereo salesman in the heart of midtown Manhattan.

221

Siasconset High School

High Schools

Siasconset High School
Roy's gay son's high school.

222

Siasconset High School Whalers

High Schools

Siasconset High School Whalers
Joe and Brian's old high school, mentioned.

223

Siasconset Seafood Co.

Siasconset Seafood Co.
Where Helen gets a second job to be able buy a new cello.

224

Singles Mingle

Dating Services

Singles Mingle
Singles event the whole gang attends. "A magical night that could change your life forever."

225

Skoogaritas

Skoogaritas
Al Skoog, the attorney that Joe hires to oversee the dissolution of his partnership with Brian says he also owns a bar that serves "Skoogaritas"

226

Sloppy Joe Hackett

Sloppy Joe Hackett
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends.

227

Snitkin, Snitkin and Katz

Law Firms

Snitkin, Snitkin and Katz
Law firm that served Casey her divorce papers.

228

The Society Inter-Solar System Teamwork

Organizations

Activist Groups

The Society Inter-Solar System Teamwork
Also known as SISST. The name of the group that predicts an upcoming alien visitation.

229

Stop N Shop

Gas Stations

Stop N Shop
Convenience store.

230

A Streetcar Named Donahue

A Streetcar Named Donahue
Play from joke Brian makes about Phantom of the Oprah, a play about a deranged ex-producer of the Oprah Winfrey Show.

231

Stuart-a-cocc-a-miyacin

Drugs

Medicine

Stuart-a-cocc-a-miyacin
The name of the vaccine that Casey lies and says she created in her husband's memory - the one that was mauled by lions - after going back to medical school - a lie she tells to impress her old cheerleading squad at the high school reunion.

232

Supertanker

Supertanker
Seafood platter at Captain Andy's.

233

SurfChopper E-3000

Watercrafts

SurfChopper E-3000
Brand of jet ski in Lowell's hallucination after the plane crash.

234

The Taj Mahal

The Taj Mahal
The best mausoleum available at the mortuary where Antonio worked in a flashback about how he made ends meet during the off season in Nantucket.

235

Taste of Warsaw

Taste of Warsaw
Restaurant where Brian, Roy and Roy's hot cousin go out to eat.

236

Tater Time

Miscellaneous Food Products

Tater Time
French Fry vending machine business opportunity Antonio proposes to Lowell when he inherits some money.

237

Temple Beth Shalom

Temples

Temple Beth Shalom
Where Brian and Casey attend a mixer for Jewish singles. They have lime dancing and cake.

238

Tequila Nights

Tequila Nights
Book by Brian's buddy Danny Quinn about their adventures picking girls in the Caribbean.

239

Terminal Life

Poetry

Terminal Life
The name of the poem that Lowell performs at The Cup, the local college campus coffee house.

240

Theater Beat

Theater Beat
Theater review news show from joke Brian makes about Roy.

241

The Thing I Use to Peek Around Corners a...

The Thing I Use to Peek Around Corners and Look at Birds With
Faye's invention.

242

Tijuana Tuna Melt

Tijuana Tuna Melt
New Mexican-themed menu option Helen introduces when she changes up her lunch counter to compete with the new airport lunch cart.

243

The Tin Whistle

The Tin Whistle
Local bar where Brian hangs out.

244

The Todds

The Todds
Country music mother and daughter duo that flies Sandpiper Airlines.

245

The Todds' Love Heals All Tour

Events

Concerts

The Todds' Love Heals All Tour
The name of country music mother and daughter duo The Todds' tour.

246

Tom Nevers Field
The show's Tom Nevers Field was actually Nantucket Airport. Other island sites were used in exterior shots.

247

Tony's Meatball Dreamhouse

Tony's Meatball Dreamhouse
When Fay goes to work for Roy, she reserves a table for him at Fat Tony's Meatball Dreamhouse.

248

Totally Nude Nudes

Strip Clubs

Totally Nude Nudes
Strip club where Helen works in New York City when she breaks up with Joe.

249

Toujours

Personal Care

Perfumes

Toujours
French perfume - gift Joe buys Helen for her birthday.

250

Transitions

Support Groups

Transitions
Senior support group Helen and Brian attend to address Helen's anger problem.

251

The Traumatic Head Injury

The Traumatic Head Injury
Mixed drink Brian says the bar Basil's named for him.

252

Turtle Shoals Resort

Turtle Shoals Resort
Golf resort.

253

Uncle Fun Time's Petting Zoo

Zoos

Uncle Fun Time's Petting Zoo
Location of Roy's last birthday party.

254

The Uncle Hippity-hop Show

The Uncle Hippity-hop Show
Children's show Brian was on when he was a child - where he says he accidentally went to the bathroom in the carrot patch.

255

Unified General Insurance

Insurance Services

Unified General Insurance
Joe's insurance company.

256

Valley of the Vixens

Valley of the Vixens
One of the porn movies that Antonio brings to Joe's bachelor party at Al's Crapshoot Hotel - parody of Valley of the Dolls.

257

A Vixen Runs Through It

A Vixen Runs Through It
One of the porn movies that Antonio brings to Joe's bachelor party at Al's Crapshoot Hotel - parody of A River Runs Through It.

258

Warren Banks, Attorney at Law

Law Firms

Warren Banks, Attorney at Law
The lawyer that Lowell hires to handle his divorce from Bunny. "He's the best"

259

Whales

Whales
Restaurant serving a pancake breakfast, mentioned.

260

Whispering Pines Mortuary

Funeral Homes

Whispering Pines Mortuary
Mortuary Antonio worked for in a flashback. Their slogan: "We'll put you under without putting you under".

261

Whitewood Insurance

Insurance Services

Whitewood Insurance
Insurance company investigating Brian's house burning down.

262

Wind Surfer Ferry Lines

Maritime Transport

Wind Surfer Ferry Lines
Ferry Line that Fay goes to work for after retiring from Sandpiper.

263

Wolverton Gallery

Arts

Art Galleries

Wolverton Gallery
Gallery where Lowell almost has his first art show.

264

WWEN

TV News

WWEN
Local news from multiple episodes.

265

Y.M. Burg

Architects

Y.M. Burg
Famous architect that offers to build Joe and Helen's new house. Not aware of how famous he is, they turn him down. He does end up designing a house for them that looks like the number 7, which they don't want, but are afraid to tell him. When he's not able to build that house due to codes and regulations, he designs another one for them that they love, but they piss him off and he destroys the plans.

266

Yankee Doodle Donuts

Food Stores

Donut Shops

Yankee Doodle Donuts
The name of a donut shop Helen mentions Joe taking her to when they were dating.

267

Yankee Doodle Lawyers

Law Firms

Yankee Doodle Lawyers
Joke Joe makes, referencing local beauty parlor Yankee Doodle Scissors.

268

Yankee Doodle Scissors

Beauty Care

Beauty Salons

Yankee Doodle Scissors
Local beauty parlor where Helen gets her hair done.

269

Yard Demon 742

Landscaping Tools

Yard Demon 742
Leaf blower Antonio's neighbor uses that keeps waking him up, known in the trade as the Big Bad Wolf.

MAKE BELIEVE MAP

270

Beach Road

Beach Road
One of the roads mentioned when the gang discusses the various properties on the island that were damaged by the storm.

271

Church Lane

Lanes

Church Lane
Lowell's address in Nantucket.

272

Cliff Walk Manor

Structures

Mansions

Cliff Walk Manor
Property Helen wants to sell to new resident Mimsy.

273

Coalachocti

Native Tribes

Coalachocti
Stone age tribe in the rain forest of Brazil.

274

Euro-Nakedland

Geographic Areas

Territories

Euro-Nakedland
When Casey complains about walking in on Brian nude, he tells her to think of his house as a country called Nakedland. And with the bachelor party he's throwing for Joe that night, she can expect the opening of Euro-Nakedland.

275

Fayland

Worlds

Fantasy Lands

Fayland
Joke Antonio makes about Fay not being in touch with reality, how it must be nice to live in Fayland - "where the little elves and leprechauns watch over everyone."

276

Golden Crest Seniors Home

Golden Crest Seniors Home
Where Fay and Joe volunteer.

277

Golden Crust Old People's Home

Golden Crust Old People's Home
What Joe calls the Golden Crest Seniors Home when he lies to Helen about volunteering when he's actually planning to go see an old high school friend stripping.

278

Indian Point

Natural Areas

Indian Point
Teenage make-out spot where Joe takes Helen on their first date.

279

Khirinan

Cities

Khirinan
Nantucket's new sister city. A tiny island city responsible for a third of the world's talcum powder. Their official color is purple and their official flower is the tuberose. Also, according to Fay, "The penalty for adultery is cutting off the man's pension." It's actually penis.

280

Little Neck Road

Little Neck Road
Address of the Sea Shanty restaurant.

281

Madaket Way

Thoroughfares

Madaket Way
One of the roads mentioned when the gang discusses the various properties on the island that were damaged by the storm. Joe and Brian grew up in a house on Madaket Way.

282

Nakedland

Geographic Areas

Territories

Nakedland
When Casey complains about walking in on Brian nude, he tells her to think of his house as a country called Nakedland.

283

Nanhackett

Cities-U.S.

Nanhackett
The new name of Nantucket when Joe become rich and famous in Joe's story about the future that the gang finds in their time capsule from when they were kids.

284

Navy Street

Streets

Navy Street
Street in Nantucket mentioned.

285

North Street

Streets

North Street
Street in Nantucket.

286

North Street Orphanage

Orphanages

North Street Orphanage
Where Lowell says his brother grew up.

287

Old Post Road

Old Post Road
Address where Alex lives.

288

Oyster Pond

Thoroughfares

Oyster Pond
One of the roads mentioned when the gang discusses the various properties on the island that were damaged by the storm.

289

Pilgrim Park

Parks

Pilgrim Park
Nantucket park mentioned.

290

Sandhill Road

Sandhill Road
Location of a house that Helen and Joe admire.

291

Seizures Palace

Seizures Palace
What Roy calls his mother's old folks home.

292

Sons of Abraham Retirement Home

Sons of Abraham Retirement Home
Retirement home.

293

Suicide Hill

Hills

Suicide Hill
Hill mentioned.

294

Taterville

Cities-U.S.

Taterville
New mechanic Budd's hometown in Iowa.

295

The Wharf Playhouse

Structures

Event Venues

The Wharf Playhouse
Theater in Nantucket putting on a production of a play called "Phantom of the Oprah", a play about a deranged ex-producer of the Oprah Winfrey Show.

296

Zoldar

Outer Space

Planets

Zoldar
Joke Roy makes when it gets out that Brian and Joe saw a UFO on their flight.

297

'Sconset Point

Natural Areas

'Sconset Point
Location of alien landing in Nantucket.

OTHER

298

The Caseys

Medical Conditions

Conditions

The Caseys
Condition Casey's new boyfriend tells Antonio to tell Casey he has - "a bad case of the Caseys".

299

The Culinary Killer

Criminals

Serial Killers

The Culinary Killer
Brian watches a crime TV show called Fugitives From Justice hosted by Maury Povich that profiles a serial killer called The Culinary Killer, a woman that kills her boarders and looks like Faye.

300

Faulkner's Syndrome

Medical Conditions

Syndromes

Faulkner's Syndrome
Disease that Helen claims to have in order to not marry David. Also known as The Big F.

301

Karamandu

Miscellaneous

Techniques-Psychology

Karamandu
The ancient Indian art of face reading Lowell studied.

302

Nantucket Volunteer of the Year

Recognition

Awards

Nantucket Volunteer of the Year
Award Fay receives.

303

Nantucket's Retired Businessman of the Y...

Recognition

Awards

Nantucket's Retired Businessman of the Year
Award mentioned.

304

Nevers Field Tenant of the Year Award

Recognition

Awards

Nevers Field Tenant of the Year Award
Also known as The Nifty. Awarded to Joe.

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