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1 | All Funny | TIG NOTARO 2001 Comedy Acts | Amusement | Clowns | |
All Funny Business listed under "Clown Services" in the phonebook when Tig is looking to hire a clown to cheer her up. | |||||
2 | Angry the Clown | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Angry the Clown Krusty the Clown auditions for the part of Krispy the Klown, the main evil clown in the Radioactive Man movie, a role he doesn't get, but he's told he could be up for one of the other evil clowns - Angry the Clown, or Dr. Clowneous. | |||||
3 | BeelzeBozo | BILL HICKS 1978 Comedy Acts | Amusement | Clowns | |
BeelzeBozo Bill's alter ego, from his bit about being available for children's parties as an evil clown. | |||||
4 | Bippy the Clown | WINGS 1990 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Bippy the Clown Clown from Colonel Shulkraut's Happy Time Circus. | |||||
5 | Blumpy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Blumpy Krusty shows the bank robber the Worst of 2007 edition of Laffways Magazine, which names Krusty the least funny clown, worse than Scuzzo, Scummo, Oopsie, Carlos Mencia, Stinko, Blumpy, even worse than Sergeant Serious. | |||||
6 | Bongo the Balloon Bear | G.I. JOE: A REAL AMERICAN HERO 1982 Comic Books | Amusement | Clowns | |
Bongo the Balloon Bear Entertainer named Candy whose van the Joes commandeer for their car chase on Staten Island, then later becomes Ripcord's girlfriend. | |||||
7 | Bonko the Clown | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Bonko the Clown Hack clown that Krusty mentions when his agent suggests opening a clown college. | |||||
8 | Boo-Bi the Clown | MOONLIGHTING 1985 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Boo-Bi the Clown Listing in the yellow pages when Maddie looks investigates the death of The Great Kandinsky. "The Clown with Tricks" | |||||
9 | Cafe Clownery | TIG NOTARO 2001 Comedy Acts | Amusement | Clowns | |
Cafe Clownery Business listed under "Clown Services" in the phonebook when Tig is looking to hire a clown to cheer her up. | |||||
10 | Cappy the Clown | JURASSIC PARK 1990 Literature | Amusement | Clowns | |
Cappy the Clown Clown hired to perform at Gennaro's daughter's birthday party he missed due to the trip to Costa Rica. Chapter: Hammond. | |||||
11 | Carl's Clowns | TIG NOTARO 2001 Comedy Acts | Amusement | Clowns | |
Carl's Clowns Business listed under "Clown Services" in the phonebook when Tig is looking to hire a clown to cheer her up. | |||||
12 | Chuckles | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Chuckles Krusty and his agent discuss several clowns for him to keep his eye on, including Chuckles, Professor Nitwit and the Chinese clown No Yu. | |||||
13 | Clownin' | WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Clownin' After discovering the Taskrabbit app, the guys become Rancho Cucamonga's Premier Clown Troupe. | |||||
14 | The Crime Clown | LIQUID TELEVISION 1991 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
The Crime Clown Clown. | |||||
15 | Dodo the Clown | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Dodo the Clown Clown hired by Louis C.K.'s characters, a guy going through a rough time. The skit has been accused to copying Tig Notaro's short film Clown Service. | |||||
16 | Dr. Clowneous | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Dr. Clowneous Krusty the Clown auditions for the part of Krispy the Klown, the main evil clown in the Radioactive Man movie, a role he doesn't get, but he's told he could be up for one of the other evil clowns - Angry the Clown, or Dr. Clowneous. | |||||
17 | Eric the Clown | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Eric the Clown Clown at a childrens birthday party played by Jon Favreau that George argues with about Bozo the Clown, shortly before a fire starts and George runs out first, pushing women and children out of his way. | |||||
18 | The Fabulous Flooms and Their Amazing Ap... | BABE: PIG IN THE CITY 1998 Film | Amusement | Clowns | |
The Fabulous Flooms and Their Amazing Apps Clown act that Babe performs with in Metropolis. | |||||
19 | Fugly Floom | BABE: PIG IN THE CITY 1998 Film | Amusement | Clowns | |
Fugly Floom A clown who kidnaps Babe to use in his act. | |||||
20 | Funny Business | TIG NOTARO 2001 Comedy Acts | Amusement | Clowns | |
Funny Business Birthday clown company. | |||||
21 | Giggles | TIG NOTARO 2001 Comedy Acts | Amusement | Clowns | |
Giggles Clown that Funny Business sends to Tig's house. | |||||
22 | Grandma the Clown | THE DANA CARVEY SHOW 1996 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Grandma the Clown A very slow old woman clown. | |||||
23 | Granny Clown | TIG NOTARO 2001 Comedy Acts | Amusement | Clowns | |
Granny Clown Business listed under "Clown Services" in the phonebook when Tig is looking to hire a clown to cheer her up. | |||||
24 | Great Laughs | TIG NOTARO 2001 Comedy Acts | Amusement | Clowns | |
Great Laughs Business listed under "Clown Services" in the phonebook when Tig is looking to hire a clown to cheer her up. | |||||
25 | Guapo the Clown | ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Guapo the Clown One of the magicians mentioned in the "Poof's Whoops!" section of Poof, a magazine for magicians, under the "Dove and Animal Deaths" header, for accidentally killing a long eared rabbit named Skip. | |||||
26 | Gumbs | TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE 1984 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Gumbs Gubernatorial candidate Bo Gumbs, believing that politics is nothing more than entertainment, is helped at a hotel where the bellboy and maid help him get ready to show the public his true colors. | |||||
27 | Herman | ROBOT CHICKEN 2005 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Herman Clown. | |||||
28 | Hoohah | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Hoohah One of the clowns that narrowly escapes from Krusty's clown car that Bart runs over with his stolen tank. | |||||
29 | Jangles the Clown | INSIDE OUT 2015 Animated Film | Amusement | Clowns | |
Jangles the Clown Scary clown in Riley's subconcious. | |||||
30 | Jitters | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Jitters One of the clowns that narrowly escapes from Krusty's clown car that Bart runs over with his stolen tank. | |||||
31 | Jo Jo the Mutant Clown | WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? 1988 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Jo Jo the Mutant Clown | |||||
32 | Kent Brockman the Clown | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Kent Brockman the Clown New clown hosting the Krusty the Clown Show when Krusty fails to show up for work after his bender to end all benders. | |||||
33 | Krispy the Klown | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Krispy the Klown Krusty the Clown auditions for the part of Krispy the Klown, the main evil clown in the Radioactive Man movie, a role he doesn't get, but he's told he could be up for one of the other evil clowns - Angry the Clown, or Dr. Clowneous. | |||||
34 | The Krusty Hotline | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
The Krusty Hotline Phone line advertised on the back of Bart's box of Frosty Krusty Flakes. Kids! Call the Krusty Hotline! Dial 1-909-O-U-KLOWN. | |||||
35 | Lobsweat | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Lobsweat One of the clowns that narrowly escapes from Krusty's clown car that Bart runs over with his stolen tank. | |||||
36 | Mippy | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Mippy Clown on the Uncle Ralphie Show. | |||||
37 | Mr. Baldo | STRANGER THINGS 2016 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Mr. Baldo Bob tells Will a story about Mr. Baldo the clown from the Roane County Fair haunting his dreams. | |||||
38 | Mr. Froufrou | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Mr. Froufrou Clown charged with gambling, disorderly conduct, inviting a riot, attempted assault, attacking an officer and resisting arrest. | |||||
39 | No Yu | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
No Yu Krusty and his agent discuss several clowns for him to keep his eye on, including Chuckles, Professor Nitwit and the Chinese clown No Yu. | |||||
40 | Noodles the Clown | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Noodles the Clown Clown. | |||||
41 | Nutsy the Clown | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Nutsy the Clown The clown that takes Krusty's place when Homer imagines a world without Krusty. | |||||
42 | Oopsie | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Oopsie Clown. | |||||
43 | Pickles | ROBOT CHICKEN 2005 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Pickles Clown. | |||||
44 | Poppo the Clown | WINGS 1990 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Poppo the Clown A celebrity clown that visits Nantucket. | |||||
45 | Professor Nitwit | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Professor Nitwit Krusty and his agent discuss several clowns for him to keep his eye on, including Chuckles, Professor Nitwit and the Chinese clown No Yu. | |||||
46 | Proto-Clown | THE TICK 1994 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Proto-Clown Clown created by Bud Frontier in an attempt to create an army of super-clowns: clowns that would be bigger, and thusly funnier. Proto-Clown was the only surviving subject of his experiment, and he grew to be taller than a bus, and incredibly strong. But Proto-Clown had one enormous flaw: he hated being laughed at. So he went on a rampage, and wreaked havoc on The City. | |||||
47 | Relucto, the Apprehensive Clown | ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Relucto, the Apprehensive Clown Clown name Tobias gives his son at The 3rd annual 2nd of July 4th of July parade. | |||||
48 | Rocko the Clown | THE FLINTSTONES 1960 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Rocko the Clown The only caterer in town muddles two parties, sending the Boulderettes to Pebbles's kiddie party and Rocko the Clown to the Water Buffalo Lodge. | |||||
49 | Rungo the Clown | SOLAR OPPOSITES 2020 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Rungo the Clown Local shopping mall featuring an appearance by the TV show character Funbucket, and Rungo the Clown. | |||||
50 | Rusty the Clown | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Rusty the Clown Discount clown balloon in Springfield's Thanksgiving Day parade, presented by Costington's department store. | |||||
51 | Scummo | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Scummo Krusty shows the bank robber the Worst of 2007 edition of Laffways Magazine, which names Krusty the least funny clown, worse than Scuzzo, Scummo, Oopsie, Carlos Mencia, Stinko, Blumpy, even worse than Sergeant Serious. | |||||
52 | Scuzzo | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Scuzzo Krusty shows the bank robber the Worst of 2007 edition of Laffways Magazine, which names Krusty the least funny clown, worse than Scuzzo, Scummo, Oopsie, Carlos Mencia, Stinko, Blumpy, even worse than Sergeant Serious. | |||||
53 | Seesaw | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Seesaw One of the clowns that narrowly escapes from Krusty's clown car that Bart runs over with his stolen tank. | |||||
54 | Sergeant Serious | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Sergeant Serious Krusty shows the bank robber the Worst of 2007 edition of Laffways Magazine, which names Krusty the least funny clown, worse than Scuzzo, Scummo, Oopsie, Carlos Mencia, Stinko, Blumpy, even worse than Sergeant Serious. | |||||
55 | Shakes the Clown | SHAKES THE CLOWN 1992 Film | Amusement | Clowns | |
Shakes the Clown | |||||
56 | Sir Tinkle Butt | CHILDRENS HOSPITAL 2010 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Sir Tinkle Butt Blake's brother the clown. | |||||
57 | Sir Widebottom | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Sir Widebottom One of the clowns that narrowly escapes from Krusty's clown car that Bart runs over with his stolen tank. | |||||
58 | Sotto the Mime | CHEERS 1982 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Sotto the Mime DIane's friend that she brings into the bar. | |||||
59 | Spirou | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Spirou Mime featured on 1970s music variety show La Maison Du Bang! that performed too close to the camera. | |||||
60 | Sprinkles the Clown | 21 JUMP STREET 1987 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Sprinkles the Clown Clown that Penhall mentions that's going to be at the grand opening of Crazy Teddy's electronics store. | |||||
61 | Stinko | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
Stinko Krusty shows the bank robber the Worst of 2007 edition of Laffways Magazine, which names Krusty the least funny clown, worse than Scuzzo, Scummo, Oopsie, Carlos Mencia, Stinko, Blumpy, even worse than Sergeant Serious. | |||||
62 | T.K. | WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV Series | Amusement | Clowns | |
T.K. Children's party entertainer the guys compete against when they become clowns to earn extra money to be able to afford to pay somebody to fix their pool slide. |
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