TV Series 2011. Created by Blake Anderson, Adam DeVine, Anders Holm, Kyle Newacheck, Connor Pritchard and Dominic Russo. Starring Blake Anderson, Adam DeVine, Anders Holm, Mribeth Monroe, Jillian Bell, Kyle Newacheck, Erik Griffin, Waymond Lee, Jesse Hudson, Billy Stevenson, Edward Barbanell and Gil Harris.
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1101 Sick Jokes for Twisted Kids BBBLiteratureBooks-Joke

101 Sick Jokes for Twisted Kids
Joke book Adam mentions. "I'm not funny? Me? Adam, The... The Laugh Ki- The Laugh... uh, Giver Demamp. I know all 101 sick jokes for twisted kids."

2The 11th Annual Humonga Cucamonga Challe... BBBEventsContests-Food

The 11th Annual Humonga Cucamonga Challenge
Pizza eating contest.

3360 Health Club BBBBeauty CareFitness Centers

360 Health Club
The guys take Montez's wife to a health club for her to give birth when they can't get her to the Zen Water Birth Center in time.

469 Hours BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

69 Hours
Adam's idea for a porno version of 127 Hours. Adam: "I was thinking, that movie, like, what if it was 69 Hours? Ah, that would be way funnier. If it's, like, 69, and he got his dick caught between the rocks, and he's like, does he chew his dick off?"

5Adam DeMamp Action Figures BBBToysAction Figures

Adam DeMamp Action Figures
Adam tells his manager to scrap his idea for the Muff Diver's Kit because he wants action figures instead.

6Amateur Model Search BBBEventsContests

Amateur Model Search
Competition at the local shopping mall.

7American Gladiate-Ders BBBEventsSporting Events

American Gladiate-Ders
American Gladiators inspired contest the guys play in the front yard.

8Attention Whore: The Adam Decamp Story BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Attention Whore: The Adam Decamp Story
Theatrical production featuring Blake's old drama camp teacher Mr. Buckley as Adam DeMamp.

9Bango! BBBBeverage ProductsBeer

Bango!
Energy drink from multiple episodes.

10Bango! Slacker Costume BBBToysCostumes

Bango! Slacker Costume
Free when you buy a case of Bango! energy drinks - basically, a Blake costume - long curly hair and a marijuana themed shirt.

11Bar Mitt Fuzz BBBNightlifeBars

Bar Mitt Fuzz
After they become Party Gawds, Adam gets a gig DJing at a bar mitzvah, but he thought it was a sports bar calls Bar Mitt Fuzz.

12The Basket Cases BBBMusicMusic-Cover Bands

The Basket Cases
Green Day cover band.

13Beagle Scouts BBBYouth ServicesYouth Programs

Beagle Scouts
Youth group Anders created when he got kicked out of the Eagle Scouts in story he told.

14Best Buds BBBDiningCafes and Delis

Best Buds
Carl's burrito and weed shop. Home of the Burweedo.

15Best Friends BBBMusicSongs

Best Friends
Song the guys write as Menergy.

16Bianca Toro BBBEntertainmentMotivational Speakers

Bianca Toro
TelAmeriCorp corporate office brings in best-selling author and world-renowned motivational speaker, Bianca Toro.

17Big Bad Mamma Jo BBBCinemaMovies-Action

Big Bad Mamma Jo
Blaxpoitation movie.

18Big Bodacious Babes BBBPeriodicalsAdult Magazines

Big Bodacious Babes
Pornographic magazine.

19Big Hank's Auto Body Shop BBBVehiclesAutomotive Services

Big Hank's Auto Body Shop
Automotive service busted by Channel 5 consumer reporter Miss B.S.

20Big Lance's Auto Repair BBBVehiclesAutomotive Services

Big Lance's Auto Repair
Where the guys buy man snacks and a new car battery with Anders' credit card - and kill a homeless guy's raccoon.

21Billian's BBBNightlifeNightclubs

Billian's
Bar where Alice hangs out.

22Billion Man March BBBEventsMarches and Parades

Billion Man March
Workaholics version of the Million Man March, which Montez researches online.

23Birthday Booze-a-thon BBBEventsContests

Birthday Booze-a-thon
The guys' annual Olympic event birthday tradition for Der's, featuring various events, including the Tour de Franzia.

24Black Bear Bar & Billiards BBBNightlifeBars

Black Bear Bar & Billiards
The guys take Alice's brother B-Rad to a bar.

25The Black Ops Academy BBBEducationMilitary Schools

The Black Ops Academy
School the guys mention when they scam their way into the police gathering.

26The Blake Boys BBBSportsRacing Teams

The Blake Boys
The name for the guys' remote control car racing team.

27Blane's World BBBTelevisionTV-Comedy

Blane's World
Blake's version of Wayne's World.

28Blue Magic BBBDrugsMarijuana

Blue Magic
Weed that Jillian sells, name inspired by Breaking Bad.

29The Body Stage BBBAmusementEntertainment Acts

The Body Stage
Adam's act at Faux Chella: Adam: "Hello and welcome to the Body Stage! Where I will be performing feats of strength and skill by clean and jerking four gallons of lead-based paint - without spilling a single drop."

30Boned on the 4th of July BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Boned on the 4th of July
Movie playing at the Pussycat Theater. Parody of Born on the Fourth of July.

31Bonjour BBBMusicSongs

Bonjour
Song by Karl's band, Fade up fade out Bye Bye.

32Boobillow BBBHome FurnishingBedding

Boobillow
An ergonomic wedge-shaped pillow that allows very large-breasted women to sleep comfortably on their stomachs.

33Breaking News 9 BBBTelevisionTV-News

Breaking News 9
TV station with local news program.

34The Burglar Buster BBBWeaponsWeapons-misc

The Burglar Buster
Trap the guys set up to catch the bad guys during their office camp out. "It's basically the eliminator from American gladiators, mixed with all the cool laser parts from entrapment you know, the Catherine Zeta-Jones vehicle."

35Burweedo BBBMenuMenu Items

Burweedo
The guys open a weed dispensary in the form of a burrito shop and sell burritos with weed in them.

36The Business Tribune BBBPeriodicalsNewspaper Tribunes

The Business Tribune
Local newspaper. Headline: IS YOUR BUSINESS TIGHT BUTTHOLE? IT BETTER BE.

37Cajun Chicken Niblets BBBMenuMenu Items

Cajun Chicken Niblets
Menu item served at the restaurant Ricky's.

38The Case to Find the Missing Friend of M... BBBLiteratureBooks-Misc

The Case to Find the Missing Friend of Mine
Stupid joke by Blake, book by Blake Chesterfield Henderson.

39Century Club BBBBeverage ProductsAlcohol

Century Club
The whiskey brand Adam tells Anders' Swedish pen pal and her friend their dead coworker used to drink.

40Channel 5 BBBTelevisionTV-News

Channel 5
TV station featuring local news crew and consumer reporter Miss B.S.

41Chelsea Springs Country Club BBBEntertainmentPrivate Clubs

Chelsea Springs Country Club
Country Club.

42Chelsea Springs Pro Shop BBBRetailSporting Goods Stores

Chelsea Springs Pro Shop
Golf store at the Chelsea Springs Country Club.

43The Chill Sergeant BBBMusicMusic-Rap

The Chill Sergeant
Joke Adam makes about his own rapping name when Anders informs him he's going to call himself Cypress Chill.

44Cloud Mall BBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Cloud Mall
Workaholics version of Sky Mall.

45Clownin' BBBAmusementClowns

Clownin'
After discovering the Taskrabbit app, the guys become Rancho Cucamonga's Premier Clown Troupe.

46Club Damnation BBBNightlifeClubs

Club Damnation
Where Topher the swagger hound, also known as "bieberhole69', takes the guys.

47Code of Ronin: Undead Apocalypse BBBMediaVideo Games

Code of Ronin: Undead Apocalypse
Video game the guys are psyched up for.

48Cold Calling for Women BBBLiteratureBooks-Misc

Cold Calling for Women
Book on Alice's desk.

49Combo #1: Burweedo, Drink, Chip BBBMenuMeals

Combo #1: Burweedo, Drink, Chip
Menu item at Best Buds, the guys' combination burrito shop/weed dispensary.

50Combo #2: Burweedo, Chips, Drink BBBMenuMeals

Combo #2: Burweedo, Chips, Drink
Menu item at Best Buds, the guys' combination burrito shop/weed dispensary.

51Combo #3: Burweedos, Drink, Chips BBBMenuMeals

Combo #3: Burweedos, Drink, Chips
Menu item at Best Buds, the guys' combination burrito shop/weed dispensary.

52Condomints BBBPersonal CareSex Products

Condomints
Mint flavored condoms.

53Crisp Berry Crunch BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Crisp Berry Crunch
Breakfast cereal - imitation Trix Anders bought from Trader Joes.

54Crocodile Dundee 4: The New ClassBBBCinemaMovies-Comedy

Crocodile Dundee 4: The New Class
Blake's screenplay.

55Crows BBBSportsSchool Mascots

Crows
Eric Draven Middle School mascot. Anders' middle school, with Crows as mascot, from T-shirt in Blake's possession, which Anders accuses him of stealing, tribute to The Crow.

56Cucamonga Studios BBBMedia CompaniesFilm Production Companies

Cucamonga Studios
Studio behind dating game show Termi-Date.

57Cup Gaykes BBBFood StoresBakeries

Cup Gaykes
The gluten-free cupcake place the gay religious bodybuilders open in Vermont.

58Cypress Chili BBBMusicMusic-Rap

Cypress Chili
Anders' new rapper persona for the guys' annual 4/20 party.

59Dante's Pizza Palace BBBDiningPizza Parlors

Dante's Pizza Palace
Where the guys celebrate Anders' birthday party. According to one of the patrons, it's a black Chuck E. Cheese.

60DeMamp Camp BBBGoodsFitness Products

DeMamp Camp
Adam's exercise DVD.

61DeMamp Camp 2 BBBGoodsFitness Products

DeMamp Camp 2
Adam's exercise DVD featuring DeMamp Camp's Muscle Perplexation technique.

62DeMamp Camp Fitness: Volume Two BBBGoodsFitness Products

DeMamp Camp Fitness: Volume Two
Adam's exercise DVD.

63DeMamp Camp: Fully Insured BBBGoodsFitness Products

DeMamp Camp: Fully Insured
Adam's workout video.

64DeMamp Camp: Working Out with Tires BBBGoodsFitness Products

DeMamp Camp: Working Out with Tires
Adam's workout video.

65DeMamp Muff Diver's Kit BBBPersonal CareSex Products

DeMamp Muff Diver's Kit
Sex product Adam mentions endorsing, then changes his mind, he wants action figures instead.

66Dimples BBBNightlifeNightclubs

Dimples
Karaoke bar.

67DJ Ango BBBMusicMusic-DJs

DJ Ango
Anders' DJ name. DJ + Ango = Django.

68DJ Chris BBBMusicMusic-Rap

DJ Chris
Music Anders mentions. Sounds like Jamiroquai mixed with Smashmouth according to Adam.

69Dolphin's Strip Club BBBNightlifeStrip Clubs

Dolphin's Strip Club
Strip club Adam orders strippers from for Anders' birthday party at Dante's Pizza Palace.

70Dorm Daze BBBCinemaAdult Films

Dorm Daze
Pornographic film series. No relation to films by National Lampoon.

71Dragons BBBSportsFootball Teams

Dragons
Rival football of the local high school where the guys go undercover to find the kids that stole their dragon statue that they stole from the park.

72D'Alio Pizza BBBDiningPizza Parlors

D'Alio Pizza
Pizza parlor where Blake stops at while they guys are racing across town to pick up a free massage chair.

73Earth Pets BBBPetsPet Stores

Earth Pets
TelAmeriCorp customer, located in West Covina.

74Easy as Pie Pizzeria BBBDiningPizza Parlors

Easy as Pie Pizzeria
Pizza chain owned by Adam's family.

75Economic Weekly BBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Economic Weekly
Magazine Adam's new girlfriend reads out by the pool.

76Ed's Jug House BBBNightlifeNightclubs

Ed's Jug House
Bar.

77Egg Nagasaki Bomb BBBMenuMixed Drinks

Egg Nagasaki Bomb
Half Christmas themed mixed drink that the guys mention.

78El Sabor AM 690 BBBRadioRadio Stations

El Sabor AM 690
Spanish language radio station that holds contest for Clippers tickets.

79Endless Hummer BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Endless Hummer
Movie playing at the Pussycat Theater. Porn parody version of Endless Summer.

80Erect Chin Pills BBBDrugsMedicine

Erect Chin Pills
Product that Ders makes a flyer for on the bulletin board at work - sounds like 'erection pills'.

81Eric Draven Middle School BBBEducationMiddle Schools

Eric Draven Middle School
Anders' middle school, with Crows as the mascot, from T-shirt in Blake's possession, which Anders accuses him of stealing, tribute to The Crow.

82Eskimo Sluts IV BBBCinemaAdult Films

Eskimo Sluts IV
Movie playing at porn theater.

83The Ether-net BBBWeaponsWeapons-misc

The Ether-net
Trap the guys set up to catch the bad guys during their office camp out. "A net of ethernet cables."

84Exploring Rancho with Bill BBBTelevisionTV Shows-misc

Exploring Rancho with Bill
TelAmeriCorp employee Bill also has his own cable access show.

85Expression Auto Rental BBBVehiclesVehicle Rental

Expression Auto Rental
Car rental company.

86EZ Egger BBBHome FurnishingKitchen Appliances

EZ Egger
Egg cooking product.

87Fade Up Fade Out Bye Bye BBBMusicMusicians-Misc

Fade Up Fade Out Bye Bye
Karl's band.

88Fartsi BBBComputersMobile Apps

Fartsi
Blake's app, which will translate farts into English.

89Faux Chella BBBEventsConcerts

Faux Chella
Music festival, the guys' response to Coachella.

90Female Sexuality BBBLiteratureTextbooks

Female Sexuality
Generic college textbook.

91FemCo. BBBIndustrial CompaniesManufacturing

FemCo.
TelAmeriCorp vendor, the future leaders in feminine retail, maker of the Boobillow.

92Flying Pig BBBDiningFast Food

Flying Pig
Best taco in L.A., according to Mark Summers, the host of Double Dare.

93Front Yard Wrestling BBBTelevisionTV-Sports

Front Yard Wrestling
The guys create a public access TV show to get money for rent.

94Frontpack BBBApparelLuggage

Frontpack
New invention the guys come up with - backpack for your front.

95Frostwell BBBIndustrial CompaniesManufacturing

Frostwell
Refrigerator company that offers the top TelAmeriCorp salesman a free Glacier refrigerator.

96Fuzzy Onesies BBBApparelClothing Products

Fuzzy Onesies
Adult pajamas sold by TelAmeriCorp.

97The Gaylord's Force BBBAmusementEntertainment Acts

The Gaylord's Force
The name the guys come up with for the religious bodybuilders when they come out as gay and get fired from The Lord's Force, featuring Adam "Baby Bear" DeMamp.

98General Services BBBHealthcareMedical Services

General Services
"Your Medical Specialists". Medical center that gives out clean needles. Adam accidentally gets in line instead of the line for the new zombie video game because the junkies look like zombies.

99Genius Bar BBBServicesRepair Services

Genius Bar
Workaholics version of The Apple Store where Ders takes his laptop for help.

100Girthquake BBBServicesSex Services

Girthquake
Stripper, dancer and gigolo that the guys hire to have sex with Alice.

101Glacier Refrigerator BBBHome FurnishingKitchen Appliances

Glacier Refrigerator
The Frostwell corporation offers the top TelAmeriCorp salesman a free Glacier refrigerator.

102Gods of the Mayan World BBBLiteratureBooks-Misc

Gods of the Mayan World
Karl's book from Mexico - a Legends Of The Hidden Temple tell-all.

103Gojo BBBTechnology ProductsCommunication Devices

Gojo
Der's hands-free headset for his phone that he takes on his first business trip with Alice.

104Golden Goggles BBBGoodsSporting Goods

Golden Goggles
Anders old swim team nemesis works for USA Swimming, makers of Golden Goggles.

105Grandma Flora's BBBDiningFast Food

Grandma Flora's
The breakfast burrito joint the guys see an ad for on TV and drive an hour for only to find out its closed. "The Best Breakfast Burrito in America"

106The Groundlings BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

The Groundlings
Karl's client Ryan Gall that pays off his weed tab in acting dollars by pretending to be Adam's new friend is in an improv comedy called the Groundlings.

107Gun Kings Armory BBBWeaponsGun Stores

Gun Kings Armory
Where the guys buy weapons - spear gun, crossbow, bow and arrow.

108Hallman House 80s Trivia Night BBBEventsContests

Hallman House 80s Trivia Night
The guys host trivia night at their rental house.

109Hedonism II BBBTravelLodging

Hedonism II
Jamaica's premier sex resort.

110Heisler BeerBBBBeverage ProductsBeer

Heisler Beer
Beer product created by Independent Studio Services, from various episodes.

111Heisler Gold AleBBBBeverage ProductsBeer

Heisler Gold Ale
Beer product they guys drink in various episodes, including To Friend a Predator.

112Heisler LightBBBBeverage ProductsBeer

Heisler Light
Beer product they guys drink in various episodes.

113Homegirl's Home for Girls Without Homes BBBOrganizationsCharities

Homegirl's Home for Girls Without Homes
The charity Anders and Blake claim they're starting for their dead coworker.

114Homework Store BBBRetailStores

Homework Store
Joke the guys make about the way their rental house looks with the fumigation tent. "Instead of, like, making awesome circus tents that kids wanna hide in, they should just write Homework Store on it, or Homework Town. Kids don't wanna go to homework town."

115House of Pancakes BBBDiningDiners

House of Pancakes
Where guys go after stealing Anders' Volvo back from Mid Valley Towing.

116Hover Beast BBBVehiclesWatercrafts

Hover Beast
Hovercraft the guys buy from Montez.

117How Many Times a Day Do You Wish that Yo... BBBMusicSongs

How Many Times a Day Do You Wish that You Had a Bigger Dick?
Song by Karl's band, Fade up fade out Bye Bye, dedicated to Blake.

118Humunga Cucamonga BBBMenuMenu Items

Humunga Cucamonga
The pizza that the guys must eat at Rancho Cucapizza to win The 11th Annual Humonga Cucamonga Challenge.

119Imperial Point Beach Club BBBEntertainmentPrivate Clubs

Imperial Point Beach Club
Beach club near the TelAmeriCorp time share condo.

120International House of Salads BBBDiningRestaurants-Vegetarian

International House of Salads
Vegetarian restaurant.

121Irvine Central High School BBBEducationHigh Schools

Irvine Central High School
Where Anders went to high school. He goes back for swim team reunion.

122Irvine Central High School Alumni Swim M... BBBEventsSporting Events

Irvine Central High School Alumni Swim Meet
Anders confronts his old high school swim team nemesis.

123Irwindale Renaissance Pleasure Faire BBBEventsFairs and Festivals

Irwindale Renaissance Pleasure Faire
The guys' rap group The Wizards are going to perform at the Irwindale Renaissance Pleasure Faire.

124Jamaican Jerk Lasagna BBBMenuMenu Items

Jamaican Jerk Lasagna
Menu item served at the Pastafari restaurant.

125Jean Claude's Damn Van BBBTelevisionTV-Reality

Jean Claude's Damn Van
Blake's idea for a public access TV show. "Like, if Bill has a show, we should definitely have a show. But ours will be better 'cause we'll get, like, cool, famous people like Jean Claude Van Damme and film him doing, like, cool stuff. Oh yeah, what if we, like, film him on a road trip across America? We could call it Jean Claude's Damn Van."

126Jimmy Sparx BBBEducationPerforming Arts Schools

Jimmy Sparx
Dance instructor brought to the Termi-Date dating game show to teach the contestants how to dance.

127John G. Neihardt Elementary BBBEducationElementary Schools

John G. Neihardt Elementary
Where Montez says his wife Colleen was promoted to principal.

128Johnny Glass BBBDrugsDrug Dealers

Johnny Glass
Blake's old drama camp teacher, Mr. Buckley transforms into meth dealer Johnny Glass at Ed's Jug House.

129Karl HevachekBBBDrugsDrug Dealers

Karl Hevachek
The guys' primary drug dealer, and sometimes friend, from various episodes.

130KZN BBBEducationFraternities

KZN
The guys hang out with Stan Halen, a delusional wanna be frat boy that thinks he's a member of Kappa Zeta Nu fraternity.

131La Vida BBBNightlifeNightclubs

La Vida
Club the guys go to.

132Land Ho Spiced Rum BBBBeverage ProductsAlcohol

Land Ho Spiced Rum
Alcohol product.

133Lap Hog XL BBBPersonal CareSex Products

Lap Hog XL
Condom missing from Blake's collection.

134The Laser Jungle BBBWeaponsWeapons-misc

The Laser Jungle
Trap the guys set up to catch the bad guys during their office camp out.

135Lisa BBBDrugsDrug Dealers

Lisa
The guys' new drug dealer.

136The Lord's Force BBBAmusementEntertainment Acts

The Lord's Force
Religious bodybuilders.

137Magic Blake BBBAmusementMagicians

Magic Blake
Blake's magic act that he performs at the casino the guys open in their rental house, featuring Magic Karl.

138Maxwell's BBBDiningRestaurants-Misc

Maxwell's
Restaurant where the CEO takes the guys out for lunch to ask them to kill him for $10,000.

139McBreath BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

McBreath
Play written by Blake's old drama camp teacher, Mr. Buckley, portrayed by Andy Dick.

140McMillan Realty BBBServicesRealty Services

McMillan Realty
Realty company.

141The Meat Jerking Beef Boys BBBFood IndustriesMeat Companies

The Meat Jerking Beef Boys
Jerky company the guys try to start.

142MenCo. BBBIndustrial CompaniesManufacturing

MenCo.
TelAmeriCorp vendor, maker of Men's Intimacy Endurance Spray.

143Menergy BBBMusicMusicians-Misc

Menergy
The band the guys start - and then Ders and Adam kick Blake out.

144Men's Intimacy Endurance Spray BBBPersonal CareSex Products

Men's Intimacy Endurance Spray
Product for men made by TelAmeriCorp vendor MenCo.

145Messina theaters BBBEntertainmentMovie Theaters

Messina theaters
Movie theater chain in Rancho Cucamonga.

146Mid Valley Towing BBBVehiclesAutomotive Services

Mid Valley Towing
Towing company from various episodes.

147Mike "the Throat" Davenport BBBAmusementEntertainment Acts

Mike "the Throat" Davenport
The premiere sword swallower in the county that the guys' rap group The Wizards are going to open for at the Irwindale Renaissance Pleasure Faire.

148Motel Jillian BBBTravelMotels

Motel Jillian
When the guys fight, Blake crashes at Jillian's place and she's really mean to him and makes him sleep in the tub. Jillian: "Welcome to motel Jillian! We leave the shower on."

149MTV True Life: I'm a Russian Lesbian Hoc... BBBCinemaMovies-Documentary

MTV True Life: I'm a Russian Lesbian Hockey Player Living in America, Maybe Legally
Ander's documentary.

150Museum of Tolerance of Alcohol BBBEntertainmentMuseums

Museum of Tolerance of Alcohol
Joke Blake makes.

151My Deep Desire BBBMediaWebsites

My Deep Desire
Dating web site the guys use to create a profile for Jillian.

152Na San Thai Massage Parlor BBBBeauty CareMassage Parlors

Na San Thai Massage Parlor
Location of Karl's last hand job before donating his penis to Blake.

153New Dick City BBBCinemaMovies

New Dick City
Girl Adam makes out with: "I'm female to male transgender, so I haven't gotten my boobs removed yet, but downstairs, it's New Dick City." Adam: "New Dick City? New Jack City. I love that movie, but I don't know if I would see new dick city as a film."

154North Rancho College BBBEducationColleges

North Rancho College
Where the guys go to recruit workers for TelAmeriCorp.

155North Rancho College Job Fair BBBEventsFairs and Festivals

North Rancho College Job Fair
Ders represents TelAmeriCorp at a college job fair.

156Northside Tumblers BBBSportsSports Teams

Northside Tumblers
T-shirts the kids celebrating a birthday party at Dante's Pizza Palace.

157The Nutting Professor BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

The Nutting Professor
The greatest porno of all time, named after the Nutty Professor.

158Old Steed Whiskey BBBBeverage ProductsAlcohol

Old Steed Whiskey
Appears in multiple episodes.

159Olde British 600 Malt Liquor BBBBeverage ProductsBeer

Olde British 600 Malt Liquor
Beer.

160Original Cola BBBBeverage ProductsSoft Drinks

Original Cola
Blake and B-Rad try to steal beer from Sunrise Liquor by filling up an Original Cola box with Heisler Beer.

161Paddy's Irish Pub BBBNightlifePubs

Paddy's Irish Pub
Ders' T-shirt - pub from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.



162Party Gawds Web Series BBBMediaWebsites

Party Gawds Web Series
Bango! energy drinks pays for the guys to star in a web series to promote their product.

163The Party Police BBBServicesParty Services

The Party Police
In order to sneak Montez out of his wife's baby shower, they try to spice up the festivities as The Party Police, then quickly change their name to The Fiesta Boys, the The Police Boys.

164Pastafari BBBDiningRestaurants-Italian

Pastafari
Little restaurant at sex resort Hedonism II that serves Italian food with a Jamaican fusion.

165PatriotsBBBSportsSchool Mascots

Patriots
Adam's high school mascot. Adam: "And I tried outf or the high school wrestling team. And guess what, I almost made it too. But they said being a mascot was more my skill set. Go patriots."

166Phantomspotter BBBComputersMobile Apps

Phantomspotter
App Blake uses to detect electromagnetic frequencies at TelAmeriCorp.

167Playpen BBBPeriodicalsAdult Magazines

Playpen
Appears in multiple episodes.

168Proud to Be a TelAmerican BBBMusicSongs

Proud to Be a TelAmerican
Song Ders sings to recruit college students to TelAmeriCorp.

169Pubic Enemy BBBMusicMusicians-Misc

Pubic Enemy
Joke Jillian makes about her favorite band, play on Public Enemy.

170Pussycat Theater BBBEntertainmentMovie Theaters

Pussycat Theater
The Inland Empire's oldest operating Erotic theater. "Since the doors opened in 1963, we've had but one motto: Be courteous, have fun and come again. And again. And again..."

171Queensland Vodka BBBBeverage ProductsAlcohol

Queensland Vodka
Mini bottle that acted as the queen chess piece on the booze chessboard.

172Rancho Blood Bank BBBHealthcareHospitals

Rancho Blood Bank
Local blood bank.

173Rancho Cucamonga Hollywood Hot Tub Tours BBBTravelTours

Rancho Cucamonga Hollywood Hot Tub Tours
Karl uses his van to start a tour business.

174Rancho Cucamonga Justin Bieber Fan Club BBBMediaWebsites

Rancho Cucamonga Justin Bieber Fan Club
Website where the guys meet Topher.

175Rancho Cucamonga Pizza BBBDiningPizza Parlors

Rancho Cucamonga Pizza
Pizza parlor seen in list of recent calls on Anders' phone.

176Rancho Cucamonga PolytechnicBBBEducationSchools-Science/Tech

Rancho Cucamonga Polytechnic
Jillian's alma mater.

177Rancho Cucamonga Register BBBPeriodicalsNewspapers

Rancho Cucamonga Register
Local newspaper.

178Rancho Cucamonga Skinny Girl Mojitos BBBMenuMixed Drinks

Rancho Cucamonga Skinny Girl Mojitos
Drinks Blake makes at Montez' wife's baby shower.

179Rancho Cucamonga South High School BBBEducationHigh Schools

Rancho Cucamonga South High School
Also known as RCS. Local high school.

180Rancho Cucamonga Swimming Association BBBSportsSports Associations

Rancho Cucamonga Swimming Association
After they become Party Gawds, Anders gets a gig as the announcer at a swimming competition.

181Rancho Cucamonga Transit Lines BBBTransportationBus Lines

Rancho Cucamonga Transit Lines
Bus line. Fun fact: the bus driver is the same guy that played the bus driver in the movie Speed. Adam references the movie when he says there's a bomb on the bus.

182Rancho Cucamonga Wrestling League BBBSportsSports Associations

Rancho Cucamonga Wrestling League
Wrestling league on the guys' public access front yard wrestling TV show.

183Rancho Cucapizza BBBDiningPizza Parlors

Rancho Cucapizza
Pizza parlor that hosts The 11th Annual Humonga Cucamonga Challenge.

184Rancho Garden Mall BBBRetailShopping Centers

Rancho Garden Mall
Mall mentioned.

185Rancho Kidzamunga BBBMediaWebsites

Rancho Kidzamunga
Blog about all things kids-related in Rancho Cucamonga.

186Rancho Land Booze Cruise BBBNightlifeNightclubs

Rancho Land Booze Cruise
Drinking bus tour around town.

187Rancho Review BBBPeriodicalsNewspapers

Rancho Review
The name of the local newspaper the food critic works for that comes to review Best Buds. Blake makes him a roadkill skunk burrito to eat.

188Rancho Video and Disc BBBEntertainmentVideo Rental

Rancho Video and Disc
Video rental store.

189The Rap Musage Van BBBVehiclesMotor Vehicles

The Rap Musage Van
New name of Karl's van, his new business giving homeless people massages, which he calls "bum rubs" when the guys won't let him go with them to the Xzibit concert.

190The Rap Music Van BBBVehiclesMotor Vehicles

The Rap Music Van
Karl changes the name of his van from The Rape Van to the Rap Music Van.

191The Rape Van BBBVehiclesMotor Vehicles

The Rape Van
Karl's van.

192The Rapping Wizards BBBMusicMusic-Rap

The Rapping Wizards
The band Blake starts after the guys kick him out of Menergy.

193The Rat Busters BBBMaintenance ServicesPest Control Services

The Rat Busters
The guys call themselves The Rat Busters after having to fight a rat infestation in their rental house.

194The Raver's Prayer BBBLiteraturePoetry

The Raver's Prayer
The prayer the guys recite before going to the Technotopia electronic music festival. "We are one massive tribal village that transcends manmade law..."

195Raw Pizza BBBMenuMenu Items

Raw Pizza
Quickest pizza option on the menu at D'Alio Pizza parlor that Blake buys to throw at the other guys to beat them across town to the massage chair - "It's almost like regular pizza, but more rawer."

196Rawegion BBBApparelClothing Products

Rawegion
Denim line that Anders starts.

197RC Polytechnic BBBEducationSchools-Science/Tech

RC Polytechnic
Technical college where the guys met.

198RC Public Access BBBCinemaTV Stations

RC Public Access
Station the guys get their Front Yard Wrestling TV show on.

199Real World: San Francisco BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Real World: San Francisco
Blake claims to have starred as the character Puck in a stage adaptation of the MTV show Real World: San Francisco back in college.

200Realchickschat.com BBBMediaWebsites

Realchickschat.com
The guys fall in love with a webcam girl.

201Red Dynamite BBBSportsHockey Teams

Red Dynamite
Jillians Russian girls hockey team.

202Red Metal Beer BBBBeverage ProductsBeer

Red Metal Beer
Beer advertised in Sunrise Liquor store.

203Rentlemania BBBTelevisionTV Shows-misc

Rentlemania
The guys create a front yard wrestling public access TV show.

204Rich Dad Poor Dad BBBLiteratureBooks-Misc

Rich Dad Poor Dad
Book Ders reads.

205Ricky's BBBDiningRestaurants-Misc

Ricky's
Restaurant where Ders takes the guys after being promoted.

206Ride Along Bus Lines BBBTransportationBus Lines

Ride Along Bus Lines
Bus line that Karl rides.

207Rockafella BBBMusicRecord Companies

Rockafella
Record company from joke the guys make: "What are we, the Rockefellers' record company Rockafella? What if we just TaskRabbit a job ourselves? You know, make some dough, pass it on to the guy sandin' our slide? Yeah, yeah, yeah."

208Roller Skating 2: The New Class BBBSportsSports

Roller Skating 2: The New Class
New sport the guys create for the X Games.

209Rollerblading Across the Americas BBBOrganizationsCharities

Rollerblading Across the Americas
The charity Adam claims they're starting for their dead coworker.

210Sarape Van BBBApparelClothing Stores

Sarape Van
Karl sells A bunch of crap from Mexico out of his van.

211Savage Jungle Juice BBBMenuMixed Drinks

Savage Jungle Juice
Delusional frat boy Stan Halen's cocktail made from leftover drinks.

212Save Mammals Now BBBOrganizationsCharities

Save Mammals Now
Charity. There's been a tsunami in China, and all the panda bears are at risk unless you send $500 now.

213Shaquille Burrit-O'Neal BBBMenuMenu Items

Shaquille Burrit-O'Neal
Blake and Adam's idea for a new burrito to sell at Best Buds, Carl's burrito and weed shop - The world's largest burrito.

214The Sleeve Cleaver BBBHome FurnishingAppliances

The Sleeve Cleaver
Device that turns T-shirts into tank tops.

215Smoke Cutter BBBHome FurnishingSecurity Products

Smoke Cutter
New product that Alice's father invents and TelAmeriCorp sells. From the Smoke Cutter commercial: "Let's just say that one night you're out with your best friends and extended family enjoying a couple of platters of Johnsonville brats when suddenly, you smell heavy heavy smoke, and you turn around only to find that you are all trapped by a raging fire. Blinded by the smoke, you call out to your buddies, Hey, buddies, where are ya? Where are ya? But they can't hear you because of the roar of the raging fire, and they cannot respond because of the noxious smoke that is searing their lungs. And then they die, and I'm talking crispy critter dead. And you spend the rest of your life just wishing there was something you could have done to prevent that horror. The Smoke Cutter."

216So Cal Telemarketers Conference BBBEventsConventions and Seminars

So Cal Telemarketers Conference
Ders' first business trip, which becomes the guys first acid trip.

217Socko's BBBDiningCafes and Delis

Socko's
Deli where the guys sit down and hang out with Bill.

218Soft Pitch BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Soft Pitch
Name of play the guys make up, kind of like A League of Their Own.

219Springbrook Bar and Grill BBBDiningBar and Grills

Springbrook Bar and Grill
Restaurant where delusional frat boy Stan Halen hangs out.

220Spyfocals BBBTechnology ProductsSpy Gadgets

Spyfocals
Anders' camera glasses that he uses to film his documentary about Karl donating his penis to Blake.

221Stock Surplus BBBRetailStores

Stock Surplus
Company that Alice brings in to buy all of the mirrors that TelAmeriCorp was not able to sell.

222Stone's Market BBBRetailGas Stations

Stone's Market
Convenience store.

223Suicide Illustrated BBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Suicide Illustrated
Magazine - Montez's roast material.

224Sunrise Liquor BBBFood StoresLiquor Stores

Sunrise Liquor
Blake and B-Rad try to steal beer from a liquor store.

225Super Stink Bomb BBBWeaponsExplosives

Super Stink Bomb
Karl's homemade recipe: "That's filled with so much nasty stuff, man. Like raw poop, human poop, raccoon poop, my poop, Velveeta cheese, and fermented Grumpy Grape Squeezit."

226Supermart BBBFood StoresGrocery Stores

Supermart
Where the guys get the idea for a strike.

227Synergy BBBBeverage ProductsEnergy Drinks

Synergy
The devil's energy drink. Joke Adam makes when he reads the word synergy in the TelAmeriCorp orientation video like 11 times.

228T.K. BBBAmusementClowns

T.K.
Children's party entertainer the guys compete against when they become clowns to earn extra money to be able to afford to pay somebody to fix their pool slide.

229Tactona 420 BBBEventsRaces

Tactona 420
Remote control car race at TelAmeriCorp. Winner gets an entire folder of leads to themselves and the windfall of commissions that come with it.

230Tactona 69 BBBEventsRaces

Tactona 69
Qualifying race for the Tactona 420, the remote control car race at TelAmeriCorp.

231The Tale of Half Christmas BBBLiteratureBooks-Misc

The Tale of Half Christmas
Book from the introduction.

232Tanfastic BBBPersonal CareHygiene Products

Tanfastic
Tanning lotion.

233Tasmanian Devils BBBSportsBasketball Teams

Tasmanian Devils
Montez's basketball team's name.

234Technotopia BBBEventsConcerts

Technotopia
Electronic music festival.

235TelAmerica the Beautiful BBBMusicSongs

TelAmerica the Beautiful
Song Ders sings to recruit college students to TelAmeriCorp.

236The TelAmerican Office Basketball Tourna... BBBEventsSporting Events

The TelAmerican Office Basketball Tournament Game
Alice organizes a 3-on-3 basketball tournament, winner gets to drive the company car, a Dodge Dart, for a two-day one-night stay at one of the T.A.C. timeshares in Reno.

237TelAmeriCorpBBBCorporationsCommunications Companies

TelAmeriCorp
Telemarketing company where guys work.

238TelAmeriCorp Softball Team BBBSportsSports Teams

TelAmeriCorp Softball Team
The company softball team.

239Telamericorp.net BBBMediaWebsites

Telamericorp.net
TelAmeriCorp's website address, seen on Alice's computer.

240Termi-Date BBBTelevisionTV-Game Shows

Termi-Date
Dating game show.

241Tetanus Ball BBBWeaponsWeapons-misc

Tetanus Ball
Blake's homemade weapon - a tennis ball with rusty nails sticking out of it.

242The Timberlakes BBBSportsSports Teams

The Timberlakes
Anders' idea for the guys' timber sports.

243TINA BBBComputersSoftware

TINA
Telecom Intelligence Negotiating Algorithm. New sales software at TelAmeriCorp with celebrity voices, including Tom Green.

244Trevor's Game Shop BBBRetailElectronics Stores

Trevor's Game Shop
Video game store.

245Tri-Valley Amateur Bodybuilder's Competi... BBBEventsSporting Events

Tri-Valley Amateur Bodybuilder's Competition
Adam's bodybuilding competition.

246Triple Bacon, Double Mushroom, Swiss Mel... BBBMenuBurgers

Triple Bacon, Double Mushroom, Swiss Melt Burger
New burger the guys want to try.

247The Unburnable American Flag BBBGoodsProducts-misc

The Unburnable American Flag
Blake's invention.

248Uncle Blazer's Fun Facts Just to Take a ... BBBLiteratureBooks-Misc

Uncle Blazer's Fun Facts Just to Take a Poop To
Book Blake says he's going to write.

249USA Swimming BBBIndustrial CompaniesManufacturing

USA Swimming
Anders old swim team nemesis works for USA Swimming, makers of Golden Goggles.

250Vikings of Scandinavia BBBEntertainmentMuseum Exhibits

Vikings of Scandinavia
Museum exhibit.

251The Water Jug Pendulums of Death BBBWeaponsWeapons-misc

The Water Jug Pendulums of Death
Trap the guys set up to catch the bad guys during their office camp out.

252Westlake Dog Show BBBEventsPet Shows

Westlake Dog Show
Dog show Jillian watches on TV.

253Whaletails BBBMediaWebsites

Whaletails
Website Genius Bar employee tells Ders gave his laptop a virus.

254Whole Paycheckella BBBEventsConcerts

Whole Paycheckella
Adam's joke about Coachella being too expensive and should be called Whole Paycheckella instead.

255Wicky Wild Boys Crew BBBOrganizationsProf. Orgs

Wicky Wild Boys Crew
Bill's name for the sales team at TelAmeriCorp - Rancho Cucamonga branch.

256Wizard Beats BBBMusicAlbums

Wizard Beats
The guys' rap group The Wizards' music album CD.

257The WizardsBBBMusicMusic-Rap

The Wizards
The name of the guys' rap group, from various episodes.

258Wolves BBBSportsSchool Mascots

Wolves
Rancho Cucamonga South High School mascot - Wolves and Lady Wolves - of the local high school where the guys go undercover to find the kids that stole their dragon statue that they stole from the park.

259The Woodsmen BBBSportsSports Teams

The Woodsmen
Adam's idea for the guys' timber sports.

260Zen Water Birth Center BBBHealthcareObstetrics

Zen Water Birth Center
Where Montez's wife plans to give birth.

261Zippo Tomlin BBBDrugsDrug Dealers

Zippo Tomlin
Drug dealer and leader of the most brutal biker gang in the state that got his nickname by setting people on fire.

FICTITIOUS TIMELINE
262June 25, 2011 Dates21st Century: 10sEvents

June 25, 2011
While the exact date is not specifically mentioned when the guys' celebrate the half-way point to Christmas, according to the official Workaholics Tumblr page, this annual tradition is celebrated on June 25th.



263April 20, 2016 Dates21st Century: 10sEvents

April 20, 2016
Anders, Blake and Adam host their annual 4/20 Party. This year's party features a 42-blunt salute and Anders free-style rapping as rapper Cypress Chill.



MAKE BELIEVE MAP
26412th Street MapTransit RoutesStreets

12th Street
Where Adam's homeless date to Karl's wedding hangs out.

265The Brahj Mahal MapStructuresBuildings

The Brahj Mahal
Nickname for the guys' rental house.

266Camilla Road MapTransit RoutesStreets-Roads

Camilla Road
The home address of the functioning alcoholic principal of the local high school where the guys go undercover to find the kids that stole their dragon statue that they stole from the park.

267Chillville MapUrban AreasCities-Joke

Chillville
Ders: "Dude, we're going straight to pound town. Yeah, baby. Population three, cheap import beer, cheap export swag." Blake: "Ah, okay. Exported swag, I like it. And I know it's your birthday, I don't want to be a wet serape, but maybe we should go home to Chillville."

268Crank Down Town MapUrban AreasCities-Joke

Crank Down Town
Joke the guys make. "You know, we could've been on our way to Crank Down Town, that city, but you freaking screwed us."

269Crocker MapTransit RoutesStreets-misc

Crocker
The TelAmeriCorp office is located at 24th and Crocker in Rancho Cucamonga.

270Da Freak Pad MapStructuresBuildings

Da Freak Pad
The name the guys give the TelAmeriCorp time share condo for the weekend.

271East Olive Avenue MapTransit RoutesStreets-Avenues

East Olive Avenue
Location of City Hall.

272Hallman Drive MapTransit RoutesStreets-Drives

Hallman Drive
The address of the guys' rental house in Rancho Cucamonga. Sometimes Hallman Street.

273Hamilton Springs Park MapNatureParks

Hamilton Springs Park
Park in Rancho Cucamonga.

274Homework Town MapUrban AreasCities-Joke

Homework Town
Joke the guys make about the way their rental house looks with the fumigation tent. "Instead of, like, making awesome circus tents that kids wanna hide in, they should just write Homework Store on it, or Homework Town. Kids don't wanna go to homework town."

275Hope Gardens MapResidential CommunitiesRetirement Communities

Hope Gardens
Adam's grandpa's senior community.

276Isabel Street MapTransit RoutesStreets

Isabel Street
Address of the free massage chair the guys race to get.

277Lantana Hills MapUrban AreasNeighborhoods

Lantana Hills
Suburb where Montez lives.

278Lookout Point MapNatureNatural Areas

Lookout Point
Where Anders takes the webcam girl - via webcam on his laptop - for a private date.

279Magic Town MapUrban AreasCities

Magic Town
Adam's nickname for his new girlfriend's son's bedroom.

280Maple Avenue MapTransit RoutesStreets-Avenues

Maple Avenue
Nonexistent street in Rancho Cucamonga.

281Pasadena Aquatics Center MapStructuresCenters

Pasadena Aquatics Center
Where Anders tells the guys to spread his ashes if he doesn't come back when the homeless guy kidnaps him.

282The Penthouse Penthouse MapStructuresBuildings

The Penthouse Penthouse
Topher: "It's like the Playboy Mansion but much more doper."

283Pound Town MapUrban AreasCities-Joke

Pound Town
Ders: "Dude, we're going straight to pound town. Yeah, baby. Population three, cheap import beer, cheap export swag." Blake: "Ah, okay. Exported swag, I like it. And I know it's your birthday, I don't want to be a wet serape, but maybe we should go home to Chillville."

284Vagina Town MapUrban AreasCities-Joke

Vagina Town
Joke Ders makes when he thinks he's going to get laid. Ders: "Countdown to Vagina Town!"

285Washington Avenue MapTransit RoutesStreets-Avenues

Washington Avenue
Location of Easy as Pie Pizzaria.

286Work Town MapUrban AreasCities-Joke

Work Town
Joke Jillian makes about getting back to work: "Next stop, Work Town."

OTHER
287The 2017 Whoopsies OtherRecognitionAwards

The 2017 Whoopsies
TelAmeriCorp tradition - Awards for videos of employees in embarrassing situations.

288Adam OtherQuotesQuotes

Adam
Adam: Think of it like Shrek, you know? The first two are cute and funny, But this third one sucked dick.

289Adam OtherQuotesQuotes

Adam
Adam: Oh, what, you don't know about gay chicken? That's where two totally straight guys try and out-gay each other.

290Adam OtherQuotesQuotes

Adam
Adam: So hear me, world, 'cause these are my last words. If you take anything from Adam 'The Top Gun' Demamp's life, take this. Take it sleazy. And I'm out. Write that down. Take it sleazy and I'm out are my last words. And I'm killing myself.

291Adam OtherQuotesQuotes

Adam
Adam: Sex twister makes my dick blister.

292AdamOtherQuotesQuotes

Adam
Adam: I'm just a lat guy, you know? I've got these amazing lats, and I'm just living in an ab guy's world.

293Adam OtherQuotesQuotes

Adam
Adam: Hello and welcome to the Body Stage! Where I will be performing feats of strength and skill by clean and jerking four gallons of lead-based paint - without spilling a single drop.

294Anders OtherQuotesQuotes

Anders
Anders: All I want this weekend is to get a hickey on my neck so when we go back to the office, everyone's like, Did you see Ders? He had a freakend, for sure.

295Anders OtherQuotesQuotes

Anders
Anders: You guys ever feel like sometimes you're in the lane eight of life? Yeah. Treading water, trying to keep your head above when we should really probably just sink to the bottom of the pool, open our mouths, and let the water end it all.

296Anders OtherQuotesQuotes

Anders
Anders: This rock star needs a monster can of Red Bull right now!

297Anders OtherQuotesQuotes

Anders
Anders: All I want this weekend is to get a hickey on my neck so when we go back to the office, everyone's like, Did you see Ders? He had a freakend, for sure.

298Anders HolmOtherQuotesQuotes

Anders Holm
Anders Holm: This is my Volvo, my rules!

299Anders' middle school, mascot = the Crow... OtherTriviaQuestions

Anders' middle school, mascot = the Crows.
Eric Draven Middle School
Brandon Lee Middle School
James O|Barr Middle School


300Asian Girl Laughing OtherMiscellaneousTechniques-Sports

Asian Girl Laughing
Swim stroke Anders teaches the guys.

301Baloney Boys OtherCriminalsGangs

Baloney Boys
New name the guys give themselves.

302Bash Bros. OtherCriminalsGangs

Bash Bros.
The guys brainstorm names to call themselves.

303BermuDope HighAngle OtherMiscellaneousTechniques

BermuDope HighAngle
When the guys discover all that the only weed they have Saturday morning cartoons is a mini nug, they come up with a new way to smoke it in order to ensure they get high.

304Bill OtherQuotesQuotes

Bill
Bill: Can we talk about my relationship with my stepsister? I feel like it might not be appropriate.

305Bill OtherQuotesQuotes

Bill
Bill: Can somebody fix me? My mind is a tormented battlefield.

306Blake OtherQuotesQuotes

Blake
Blake: What are shrimpermen? Dude, shrimpermen. The waiters that pass out shrimp at fancy establishments such as this. Shrimpermen. You don't know shrimpermen?

307Blake OtherQuotesQuotes

Blake
Blake: Okay, yeah, I don't really believe in a supreme being. I'm, uh I guess you could say I'm more of a eighth-eist.

308Blake OtherQuotesQuotes

Blake
Blake: What are shrimpermen? Dude, shrimpermen. The waiters that pass out shrimp at fancy establishments such as this. Shrimpermen. You don't know shrimpermen?

309Blake OtherQuotesQuotes

Blake
Blake: Okay, yeah, I don't really believe in a supreme being. I'm, uh I guess you could say I'm more of a eighth-eist.

310BlakeOtherQuotesQuotes

Blake
Blake: If we don't learn from History Channel, we're doomed to repeat History Channel.

311Bone Cone OtherLanguageSexual Jargon

Bone Cone
Slang for erection. "Okay, well, you're not sorry because you're popping a straight-up bone cone over that damn newspaper."

312The Bravo Boys OtherCriminalsGangs

The Bravo Boys
New name the guys give themselves.

313Chelsea & AdamOtherQuotesQuotes

Chelsea & Adam
Chelsea: I'm sorry, the puke is kind of burning my eyes. Let's just let's talk tomorrow.
Adam: No doubt. No doubt. And what beautiful eyes they are to burn, milady.


314Clam Chow-Ders OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Clam Chow-Ders
Ander's clam chowder recipe.

315Coochie Mold OtherMedical ConditionsConditions

Coochie Mold
Montez thinks he overhears his wife on the phone saying she has something called coochie mold, but she's actually planning to surprise him with a plastic mold of her coochie.

316The Ders Effect [business technique] OtherMiscellaneousTechniques

The Ders Effect [business technique]
Technique Anders plans to use to get the branch manager's job. Anders (in mock interview with himself): "I got to tell ya, if I'm honest, I see myself as branch manager, and I know that's your job, but I feel like I could do it better with a little something I call 'the Ders Effect.'"

317The Ders Effect [sound effect] OtherMiscellaneousTechniques

The Ders Effect [sound effect]
Sound effect Anders creates as DJ Ango.

318Dr. TelAmeriCorp OtherCriminalsSerial Killers

Dr. TelAmeriCorp
Infamous child murderer played by Robert Englund.

319Eggs Tyrone OtherRecipesBreakfast Recipes

Eggs Tyrone
The morning after the guys throw a raging party in their rental house, one of their guests is still there, making breakfast, apparently his signature dish, in the kitchen.

320Fear-ection OtherLanguageSexual Jargon

Fear-ection
When she puts the fear of God into your boner.

321Girthquake Punani OtherLanguageSexual Jargon

Girthquake Punani
The sex move that Adam made up when the guys were watching dumb environmental films.

322The Hammer Tire OtherMiscellaneousTechniques-Sports

The Hammer Tire
One of the tire-themed exercises featured on Adam's workout video: DeMamp Camp: Working Out With Tires.

323Hanging with Mr. Cooper OtherMiscellaneousTechniques-Sports

Hanging with Mr. Cooper
Swim stroke Anders teaches the guys.

324Hotboxing with God OtherMiscellaneousTechniques

Hotboxing with God
B-Rad's name for smoking pot in the trunk of a car.

325HOV OtherMiscellaneousTechniques-Sports

HOV
Swim stroke Anders teaches the guys.

326Isaac Lubetkin OtherQuotesQuotes

Isaac Lubetkin
Isaac Lubetkin: This web series, are we talking a rev-share? Because that's a thing I've at least overheard - is a word for stuff.

327Jillian OtherQuotesQuotes

Jillian
Jillian (her shirt covered in red liquid): I was dying my hair with cranberry juice in the bathroom, but one of the bottles broke and spilled all over me. But then Helen, that old janitor lady, slipped in the puddle and fell right onto the glass. She cut a major artery. She was pulling at me and just grabbing me and screaming. She was like, Ah! Ah! God, that story is so boring. I'm falling asleep myself. You have got to smell my shirt.

328KZN Fraternity Brother #1 & KZN Fraterni... OtherQuotesQuotes

KZN Fraternity Brother #1 & KZN Fraternity Brother #2
KZN Fraternity Brother #1: Be careful, Stan's, like, a real psych-bro-path.
KZN Fraternity Brother #2: Yeah, he's a, uh, bro-ciopath.


329Mad Kobras OtherCriminalsGangs

Mad Kobras
Gang name the guys spray paint on the walls of the old office building.

330The O.G. Screw Crew OtherCriminalsGangs

The O.G. Screw Crew
The guys brainstorm names to call themselves.

331Old Timers OtherMedical ConditionsDiseases

Old Timers
The guys' name for Alzheimer's. "I mean, is it weird if we made up a handicap, like, a disease? What's the disease that old people get where you start forgetting things? What is that? Old timers."

332Pornographic Memory OtherLanguageSexual Jargon

Pornographic Memory
Adam claims to be able to remember everything about every porno he's ever seen. Adam: "But I'll admit it, having a pornographic memory doesn't hurt. I cannot forget a dick. Which is crazy, 'cause you can't remember anything else, right? Yeah, no, I can't remember what I ate for breakfast. I can't remember, like, my social security number, which is an issue sometimes, but I remember, like, every frame of the porno that I cranked down to in the mirror last night."

333Rancho Pounders OtherCriminalsGangs

Rancho Pounders
The most brutal biker gang in the state.

334Regret Cancer OtherMedical ConditionsDiseases

Regret Cancer
Disease Adam mentions. Adam: "And if you don't hire him, you're gonna regret it for your whole life, and you'll probably end up dying of regret cancer, which is a real thing, my aunt died from it. She regretted smoking her whole life."

335The Roof-fly-delt-pump OtherMiscellaneousTechniques-Sports

The Roof-fly-delt-pump
Brand new exercise featured on Adam's new workout video: Demamp Camp: Fully insured. Adam: "On this new edition, I will be showing you a brand-new exercise that I just created using my own brain and intelligence. It's called The Roof-fly-delt-pump. Basically, you get a running start, pump your delts so hard that you come to a nice, soft landing, because you've just flown for a few seconds."

336Scorpigeon OtherLiving ThingsAnimals

Scorpigeon
Hybrid animal Blake paints.

337Seders OtherLanguageSexual Jargon

Seders
The Ders seduction technique. Adam's girlfriend: "Are you trying to seduce me?" Ders: "I'm trying to 'seders' you."

338Switch-a-dooza-roozle OtherMiscellaneousScams

Switch-a-dooza-roozle
Also known as The old switcheroo, stealing beer by hiding it in a cola box.

339The Tire Flip Lift OtherMiscellaneousTechniques-Sports

The Tire Flip Lift
One of the tire-themed exercises featured on Adam's workout video: DeMamp Camp: Working Out With Tires.

340The Tire Jump OtherMiscellaneousTechniques-Sports

The Tire Jump
One of the tire-themed exercises featured on Adam's workout video: DeMamp Camp: Working Out With Tires.

341The Tire Waggle OtherMiscellaneousTechniques-Sports

The Tire Waggle
One of the tire-themed exercises featured on Adam's workout video: DeMamp Camp: Working Out With Tires.

342The Tire Wiggle OtherMiscellaneousTechniques-Sports

The Tire Wiggle
One of the tire-themed exercises featured on Adam's workout video: DeMamp Camp: Working Out With Tires.

343Tri-Guys OtherCriminalsGangs

Tri-Guys
The guys brainstorm names to call themselves.

344Untitled OtherThemesDiff|rent Strokes


#498410#777777#8cd148


345What was the name of the gluten-free cup... OtherTriviaName Game

What was the name of the gluten-free cupcake place that the gay religious bodybuilders open in Vermont?
Sweetmeat
Cup Gaykes
Butch Bakes


346Whoopsie of the Year OtherRecognitionAwards

Whoopsie of the Year
TelAmeriCorp Whoopsie award.


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