Fiction Empire

101 Sick Jokes for Twisted Kids
Joke book Adam mentions. "I'm not funny? Me? Adam, The... The Laugh Ki- The Laugh... uh, Giver Demamp. I know all 101 sick jokes for twisted kids."

The 11th Annual Humonga Cucamonga Challe...

Contests-Food

The 11th Annual Humonga Cucamonga Challenge
Pizza eating contest.

360 Health Club

Beauty Care

Fitness Centers

360 Health Club
The guys take Montez's wife to a health club for her to give birth when they can't get her to the Zen Water Birth Center in time.

69 Hours

69 Hours
Adam's idea for a porno version of 127 Hours. Adam: "I was thinking, that movie, like, what if it was 69 Hours? Ah, that would be way funnier. If it's, like, 69, and he got his dick caught between the rocks, and he's like, does he chew his dick off?"

Adam DeMamp Action Figures

Toys

Action Figures

Adam DeMamp Action Figures
Adam tells his manager to scrap his idea for the Muff Diver's Kit because he wants action figures instead.

Amateur Model Search

Contests

Amateur Model Search
Competition at the local shopping mall.

American Gladiate-Ders

American Gladiate-Ders
American Gladiators inspired contest the guys play in the front yard.

Attention Whore: The Adam Decamp Story

Attention Whore: The Adam Decamp Story
Theatrical production featuring Blake's old drama camp teacher Mr. Buckley as Adam DeMamp.

Bango!

Bango!
Energy drink from multiple episodes.

Bango! Slacker Costume

Toys

Costumes

Bango! Slacker Costume
Free when you buy a case of Bango! energy drinks - basically, a Blake costume - long curly hair and a marijuana themed shirt.

Bar Mitt Fuzz

Bars

Bar Mitt Fuzz
After they become Party Gawds, Adam gets a gig DJing at a bar mitzvah, but he thought it was a sports bar calls Bar Mitt Fuzz.

The Basket Cases

The Basket Cases
Green Day cover band.

Beagle Scouts

Youth Services

Youth Programs

Beagle Scouts
Youth group Anders created when he got kicked out of the Eagle Scouts in story he told.

Best Buds

Cafes and Delis

Best Buds
Carl's burrito and weed shop. Home of the Burweedo.

Best Friends

Best Friends
Song the guys write as Menergy.

Bianca Toro

Motivational Speakers

Bianca Toro
TelAmeriCorp corporate office brings in best-selling author and world-renowned motivational speaker, Bianca Toro.

Big Bad Mamma Jo

Big Bad Mamma Jo
Blaxpoitation movie.

Big Bodacious Babes

Adult Magazines

Big Bodacious Babes
Pornographic magazine.

Big Hank's Auto Body Shop

Automotive Services

Big Hank's Auto Body Shop
Automotive service busted by Channel 5 consumer reporter Miss B.S.

Big Lance's Auto Repair

Automotive Services

Big Lance's Auto Repair
Where the guys buy man snacks and a new car battery with Anders' credit card - and kill a homeless guy's raccoon.

Billian's

Billian's
Bar where Alice hangs out.

Billion Man March

Marches and Parades

Billion Man March
Workaholics version of the Million Man March, which Montez researches online.

Birthday Booze-a-thon

Contests

Birthday Booze-a-thon
The guys' annual Olympic event birthday tradition for Der's, featuring various events, including the Tour de Franzia.

Black Bear Bar & Billiards

Bars

Black Bear Bar & Billiards
The guys take Alice's brother B-Rad to a bar.

The Black Ops Academy

Military Schools

The Black Ops Academy
School the guys mention when they scam their way into the police gathering.

The Blake Boys

Racing Teams

The Blake Boys
The name for the guys' remote control car racing team.

Blane's World

Blane's World
Blake's version of Wayne's World.

Blue Magic

Marijuana

Blue Magic
Weed that Jillian sells, name inspired by Breaking Bad.

The Body Stage

The Body Stage
Adam's act at Faux Chella: Adam: "Hello and welcome to the Body Stage! Where I will be performing feats of strength and skill by clean and jerking four gallons of lead-based paint - without spilling a single drop."

Boned on the 4th of July

Boned on the 4th of July
Movie playing at the Pussycat Theater. Parody of Born on the Fourth of July.

Bonjour

Bonjour
Song by Karl's band, Fade up fade out Bye Bye.

Boobillow

Bedding

Boobillow
An ergonomic wedge-shaped pillow that allows very large-breasted women to sleep comfortably on their stomachs.

Breaking News 9

TV News

Breaking News 9
TV station with local news program.

The Burglar Buster

The Burglar Buster
Trap the guys set up to catch the bad guys during their office camp out. "It's basically the eliminator from American gladiators, mixed with all the cool laser parts from entrapment you know, the Catherine Zeta-Jones vehicle."

Burweedo

Burweedo
The guys open a weed dispensary in the form of a burrito shop and sell burritos with weed in them.

The Business Tribune

Newspaper Tribunes

The Business Tribune
Local newspaper. Headline: IS YOUR BUSINESS TIGHT BUTTHOLE? IT BETTER BE.

Cajun Chicken Niblets

Cajun Chicken Niblets
Menu item served at the restaurant Ricky's.

The Case to Find the Missing Friend of M...

The Case to Find the Missing Friend of Mine
Stupid joke by Blake, book by Blake Chesterfield Henderson.

Century Club

Century Club
The whiskey brand Adam tells Anders' Swedish pen pal and her friend their dead coworker used to drink.

Channel 5

TV News

Channel 5
TV station featuring local news crew and consumer reporter Miss B.S.

Chelsea Springs Country Club

Private Clubs

Chelsea Springs Country Club
Country Club.

Chelsea Springs Pro Shop

Sporting Goods Stores

Chelsea Springs Pro Shop
Golf store at the Chelsea Springs Country Club.

The Chill Sergeant

Rap Musicians

The Chill Sergeant
Joke Adam makes about his own rapping name when Anders informs him he's going to call himself Cypress Chill.

Cloud Mall

Magazines

Cloud Mall
Workaholics version of Sky Mall.

Clownin'

Clowns

Clownin'
After discovering the Taskrabbit app, the guys become Rancho Cucamonga's Premier Clown Troupe.

Club Damnation

Clubs

Club Damnation
Where Topher the swagger hound, also known as "bieberhole69', takes the guys.

Code of Ronin: Undead Apocalypse

Video Games

Code of Ronin: Undead Apocalypse
Video game the guys are psyched up for.

Cold Calling for Women

Cold Calling for Women
Book on Alice's desk.

Combo #1: Burweedo, Drink, Chip

Meals

Combo #1: Burweedo, Drink, Chip
Menu item at Best Buds, the guys' combination burrito shop/weed dispensary.

Combo #2: Burweedo, Chips, Drink

Meals

Combo #2: Burweedo, Chips, Drink
Menu item at Best Buds, the guys' combination burrito shop/weed dispensary.

Combo #3: Burweedos, Drink, Chips

Meals

Combo #3: Burweedos, Drink, Chips
Menu item at Best Buds, the guys' combination burrito shop/weed dispensary.

Condomints

Condomints
Mint flavored condoms.

Crisp Berry Crunch

Food Products

Breakfast Cereal

Crisp Berry Crunch
Breakfast cereal - imitation Trix Anders bought from Trader Joes.

Crocodile Dundee 4: The New Class

Crocodile Dundee 4: The New Class
Blake's screenplay.

Crows

School Mascots

Crows
Eric Draven Middle School mascot. Anders' middle school, with Crows as mascot, from T-shirt in Blake's possession, which Anders accuses him of stealing, tribute to The Crow.

Cucamonga Studios

Film Production Companies

Media Companies

Cucamonga Studios
Studio behind dating game show Termi-Date.

Cup Gaykes

Food Stores

Bakeries

Cup Gaykes
The gluten-free cupcake place the gay religious bodybuilders open in Vermont.

Cypress Chili

Rap Musicians

Cypress Chili
Anders' new rapper persona for the guys' annual 4/20 party.

Dante's Pizza Palace

Dante's Pizza Palace
Where the guys celebrate Anders' birthday party. According to one of the patrons, it's a black Chuck E. Cheese.

DeMamp Camp

DeMamp Camp
Adam's exercise DVD.

DeMamp Camp 2

DeMamp Camp 2
Adam's exercise DVD featuring DeMamp Camp's Muscle Perplexation technique.

DeMamp Camp Fitness: Volume Two

DeMamp Camp Fitness: Volume Two
Adam's exercise DVD.

DeMamp Camp: Fully Insured

DeMamp Camp: Fully Insured
Adam's workout video.

DeMamp Camp: Working Out with Tires

DeMamp Camp: Working Out with Tires
Adam's workout video.

DeMamp Muff Diver's Kit

DeMamp Muff Diver's Kit
Sex product Adam mentions endorsing, then changes his mind, he wants action figures instead.

Dimples

Dimples
Karaoke bar.

DJ Ango

DJ Ango
Anders' DJ name. DJ + Ango = Django.

DJ Chris

DJ Chris
Music Anders mentions. Sounds like Jamiroquai mixed with Smashmouth according to Adam.

Dolphin's Strip Club

Strip Clubs

Dolphin's Strip Club
Strip club Adam orders strippers from for Anders' birthday party at Dante's Pizza Palace.

Dorm Daze

Adult Films

Dorm Daze
Pornographic film series. No relation to films by National Lampoon.

Dragons

Football Teams

Dragons
Rival football of the local high school where the guys go undercover to find the kids that stole their dragon statue that they stole from the park.

D'Alio Pizza

D'Alio Pizza
Pizza parlor where Blake stops at while they guys are racing across town to pick up a free massage chair.

Earth Pets

Pets

Pet Stores

Earth Pets
TelAmeriCorp customer, located in West Covina.

Easy as Pie Pizzeria

Easy as Pie Pizzeria
Pizza chain owned by Adam's family.

Economic Weekly

Magazines

Economic Weekly
Magazine Adam's new girlfriend reads out by the pool.

Ed's Jug House

Ed's Jug House
Bar.

Egg Nagasaki Bomb

Mixed Drinks

Egg Nagasaki Bomb
Half Christmas themed mixed drink that the guys mention.

El Sabor AM 690

Radio

Radio Stations

El Sabor AM 690
Spanish language radio station that holds contest for Clippers tickets.

Endless Hummer

Endless Hummer
Movie playing at the Pussycat Theater. Porn parody version of Endless Summer.

Erect Chin Pills

Medicine

Erect Chin Pills
Product that Ders makes a flyer for on the bulletin board at work - sounds like 'erection pills'.

Eric Draven Middle School

Middle Schools

Eric Draven Middle School
Anders' middle school, with Crows as the mascot, from T-shirt in Blake's possession, which Anders accuses him of stealing, tribute to The Crow.

Eskimo Sluts IV

Adult Films

Eskimo Sluts IV
Movie playing at porn theater.

The Ether-net

The Ether-net
Trap the guys set up to catch the bad guys during their office camp out. "A net of ethernet cables."

Exploring Rancho with Bill

Exploring Rancho with Bill
TelAmeriCorp employee Bill also has his own cable access show.

Expression Auto Rental

Vehicle Rental

Expression Auto Rental
Car rental company.

EZ Egger

Kitchen Appliances

EZ Egger
Egg cooking product.

Fade Up Fade Out Bye Bye

Fade Up Fade Out Bye Bye
Karl's band.

Fartsi

Computers

Mobile Apps

Fartsi
Blake's app, which will translate farts into English.

Faux Chella

Concerts

Faux Chella
Music festival, the guys' response to Coachella.

Female Sexuality

Textbooks

Female Sexuality
Generic college textbook.

FemCo.

FemCo.
TelAmeriCorp vendor, the future leaders in feminine retail, maker of the Boobillow.

Flying Pig

Fast Food

Flying Pig
Best taco in L.A., according to Mark Summers, the host of Double Dare.

Front Yard Wrestling

Front Yard Wrestling
The guys create a public access TV show to get money for rent.

Frontpack

Luggage

Frontpack
New invention the guys come up with - backpack for your front.

Frostwell

Frostwell
Refrigerator company that offers the top TelAmeriCorp salesman a free Glacier refrigerator.

Fuzzy Onesies

Clothing Products

Fuzzy Onesies
Adult pajamas sold by TelAmeriCorp.

The Gaylord's Force

The Gaylord's Force
The name the guys come up with for the religious bodybuilders when they come out as gay and get fired from The Lord's Force, featuring Adam "Baby Bear" DeMamp.

General Services

Healthcare

Medical Services

General Services
"Your Medical Specialists". Medical center that gives out clean needles. Adam accidentally gets in line instead of the line for the new zombie video game because the junkies look like zombies.

Genius Bar

Repair Services

Genius Bar
Workaholics version of The Apple Store where Ders takes his laptop for help.

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Girthquake

Sex Services

Girthquake
Stripper, dancer and gigolo that the guys hire to have sex with Alice.

101

Glacier Refrigerator

Kitchen Appliances

Glacier Refrigerator
The Frostwell corporation offers the top TelAmeriCorp salesman a free Glacier refrigerator.

102

Gods of the Mayan World

Gods of the Mayan World
Karl's book from Mexico - a Legends Of The Hidden Temple tell-all.

103

Gojo

Technology Products

Communication Devices

Gojo
Der's hands-free headset for his phone that he takes on his first business trip with Alice.

104

Golden Goggles

Sporting Goods

Golden Goggles
Anders old swim team nemesis works for USA Swimming, makers of Golden Goggles.

105

Grandma Flora's

Fast Food

Grandma Flora's
The breakfast burrito joint the guys see an ad for on TV and drive an hour for only to find out its closed. "The Best Breakfast Burrito in America"

106

The Groundlings

The Groundlings
Karl's client Ryan Gall that pays off his weed tab in acting dollars by pretending to be Adam's new friend is in an improv comedy called the Groundlings.

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Gun Kings Armory

Gun Stores

Gun Kings Armory
Where the guys buy weapons - spear gun, crossbow, bow and arrow.

108

Hallman House 80s Trivia Night

Contests

Hallman House 80s Trivia Night
The guys host trivia night at their rental house.

109

Hedonism II

Travel

Lodging

Hedonism II
Jamaica's premier sex resort.

110

Heisler Beer

Heisler Beer
Beer product created by Independent Studio Services, from various episodes.

111

Heisler Gold Ale
Beer product they guys drink in various episodes, including To Friend a Predator.

112

Heisler Light

Heisler Light
Beer product they guys drink in various episodes.

113

Homegirl's Home for Girls Without Homes

Charities

Homegirl's Home for Girls Without Homes
The charity Anders and Blake claim they're starting for their dead coworker.

114

Homework Store

Stores

Homework Store
Joke the guys make about the way their rental house looks with the fumigation tent. "Instead of, like, making awesome circus tents that kids wanna hide in, they should just write Homework Store on it, or Homework Town. Kids don't wanna go to homework town."

115

House of Pancakes

Diners

House of Pancakes
Where guys go after stealing Anders' Volvo back from Mid Valley Towing.

116

Hover Beast

Watercrafts

Hover Beast
Hovercraft the guys buy from Montez.

117

How Many Times a Day Do You Wish that Yo...

How Many Times a Day Do You Wish that You Had a Bigger Dick?
Song by Karl's band, Fade up fade out Bye Bye, dedicated to Blake.

118

Humunga Cucamonga

Humunga Cucamonga
The pizza that the guys must eat at Rancho Cucapizza to win The 11th Annual Humonga Cucamonga Challenge.

119

Imperial Point Beach Club

Private Clubs

Imperial Point Beach Club
Beach club near the TelAmeriCorp time share condo.

120

International House of Salads

International House of Salads
Vegetarian restaurant.

121

Irvine Central High School

High Schools

Irvine Central High School
Where Anders went to high school. He goes back for swim team reunion.

122

Irvine Central High School Alumni Swim M...

Irvine Central High School Alumni Swim Meet
Anders confronts his old high school swim team nemesis.

123

Irwindale Renaissance Pleasure Faire

Fairs and Festivals

Irwindale Renaissance Pleasure Faire
The guys' rap group The Wizards are going to perform at the Irwindale Renaissance Pleasure Faire.

124

Jamaican Jerk Lasagna

Jamaican Jerk Lasagna
Menu item served at the Pastafari restaurant.

125

Jean Claude's Damn Van

Jean Claude's Damn Van
Blake's idea for a public access TV show. "Like, if Bill has a show, we should definitely have a show. But ours will be better 'cause we'll get, like, cool, famous people like Jean Claude Van Damme and film him doing, like, cool stuff. Oh yeah, what if we, like, film him on a road trip across America? We could call it Jean Claude's Damn Van."

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Jimmy Sparx

Performing Arts Schools

Jimmy Sparx
Dance instructor brought to the Termi-Date dating game show to teach the contestants how to dance.

127

John G. Neihardt Elementary

Elementary Schools

John G. Neihardt Elementary
Where Montez says his wife Colleen was promoted to principal.

128

Johnny Glass

Johnny Glass
Blake's old drama camp teacher, Mr. Buckley transforms into meth dealer Johnny Glass at Ed's Jug House.

129

Karl Hevachek

Karl Hevachek
The guys' primary drug dealer, and sometimes friend, from various episodes.

130

KZN

Fraternities

KZN
The guys hang out with Stan Halen, a delusional wanna be frat boy that thinks he's a member of Kappa Zeta Nu fraternity.

131

La Vida

La Vida
Club the guys go to.

132

Land Ho Spiced Rum

Land Ho Spiced Rum
Alcohol product.

133

Lap Hog XL

Lap Hog XL
Condom missing from Blake's collection.

134

The Laser Jungle

The Laser Jungle
Trap the guys set up to catch the bad guys during their office camp out.

135

Lisa

Lisa
The guys' new drug dealer.

136

The Lord's Force

The Lord's Force
Religious bodybuilders.

137

Magic Blake

Magicians

Magic Blake
Blake's magic act that he performs at the casino the guys open in their rental house, featuring Magic Karl.

138

Maxwell's

Maxwell's
Restaurant where the CEO takes the guys out for lunch to ask them to kill him for $10,000.

139

McBreath

McBreath
Play written by Blake's old drama camp teacher, Mr. Buckley, portrayed by Andy Dick.

140

McMillan Realty

Realty Services

McMillan Realty
Realty company.

141

The Meat Jerking Beef Boys

Food Industries

Meat Companies

The Meat Jerking Beef Boys
Jerky company the guys try to start.

142

MenCo.

MenCo.
TelAmeriCorp vendor, maker of Men's Intimacy Endurance Spray.

143

Menergy

Menergy
The band the guys start - and then Ders and Adam kick Blake out.

144

Men's Intimacy Endurance Spray

Men's Intimacy Endurance Spray
Product for men made by TelAmeriCorp vendor MenCo.

145

Messina theaters

Movie Theaters

Messina theaters
Movie theater chain in Rancho Cucamonga.

146

Mid Valley Towing

Automotive Services

Mid Valley Towing
Towing company from various episodes.

147

Mike "the Throat" Davenport

Mike "the Throat" Davenport
The premiere sword swallower in the county that the guys' rap group The Wizards are going to open for at the Irwindale Renaissance Pleasure Faire.

148

Motel Jillian

Travel

Motels

Motel Jillian
When the guys fight, Blake crashes at Jillian's place and she's really mean to him and makes him sleep in the tub. Jillian: "Welcome to motel Jillian! We leave the shower on."

149

MTV True Life: I'm a Russian Lesbian Hoc...

MTV True Life: I'm a Russian Lesbian Hockey Player Living in America, Maybe Legally
Ander's documentary.

150

Museum of Tolerance of Alcohol

Museums

Museum of Tolerance of Alcohol
Joke Blake makes.

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My Deep Desire

My Deep Desire
Dating web site the guys use to create a profile for Jillian.

152

Na San Thai Massage Parlor

Beauty Care

Massage Parlors

Na San Thai Massage Parlor
Location of Karl's last hand job before donating his penis to Blake.

153

New Dick City

New Dick City
Girl Adam makes out with: "I'm female to male transgender, so I haven't gotten my boobs removed yet, but downstairs, it's New Dick City." Adam: "New Dick City? New Jack City. I love that movie, but I don't know if I would see new dick city as a film."

154

North Rancho College

Colleges

North Rancho College
Where the guys go to recruit workers for TelAmeriCorp.

155

North Rancho College Job Fair

Fairs and Festivals

North Rancho College Job Fair
Ders represents TelAmeriCorp at a college job fair.

156

Northside Tumblers

Northside Tumblers
T-shirts the kids celebrating a birthday party at Dante's Pizza Palace.

157

The Nutting Professor

The Nutting Professor
The greatest porno of all time, named after the Nutty Professor.

158

Old Steed Whiskey

Old Steed Whiskey
Appears in multiple episodes.

159

Olde British 600 Malt Liquor

Olde British 600 Malt Liquor
Beer.

160

Original Cola

Soft Drinks

Original Cola
Blake and B-Rad try to steal beer from Sunrise Liquor by filling up an Original Cola box with Heisler Beer.

161

Paddy's Irish Pub

Pubs

Paddy's Irish Pub
Ders' T-shirt - pub from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Party Gawds Web Series

Party Gawds Web Series
Bango! energy drinks pays for the guys to star in a web series to promote their product.

The Party Police

Party Services

The Party Police
In order to sneak Montez out of his wife's baby shower, they try to spice up the festivities as The Party Police, then quickly change their name to The Fiesta Boys, the The Police Boys.

Pastafari

Pastafari
Little restaurant at sex resort Hedonism II that serves Italian food with a Jamaican fusion.

Patriots

School Mascots

Patriots
Adam's high school mascot. Adam: "And I tried outf or the high school wrestling team. And guess what, I almost made it too. But they said being a mascot was more my skill set. Go patriots."

Phantomspotter

Computers

Mobile Apps

Phantomspotter
App Blake uses to detect electromagnetic frequencies at TelAmeriCorp.

Playpen

Adult Magazines

Playpen
Appears in multiple episodes.

Proud to Be a TelAmerican

Proud to Be a TelAmerican
Song Ders sings to recruit college students to TelAmeriCorp.

Pubic Enemy

Pubic Enemy
Joke Jillian makes about her favorite band, play on Public Enemy.

Pussycat Theater

Movie Theaters

Pussycat Theater
The Inland Empire's oldest operating Erotic theater. "Since the doors opened in 1963, we've had but one motto: Be courteous, have fun and come again. And again. And again..."

Queensland Vodka

Queensland Vodka
Mini bottle that acted as the queen chess piece on the booze chessboard.

Rancho Blood Bank

Healthcare

Hospitals

Rancho Blood Bank
Local blood bank.

Rancho Cucamonga Hollywood Hot Tub Tours

Travel

Tours

Rancho Cucamonga Hollywood Hot Tub Tours
Karl uses his van to start a tour business.

Rancho Cucamonga Justin Bieber Fan Club

Rancho Cucamonga Justin Bieber Fan Club
Website where the guys meet Topher.

Rancho Cucamonga Pizza

Rancho Cucamonga Pizza
Pizza parlor seen in list of recent calls on Anders' phone.

Rancho Cucamonga Polytechnic

Schools-Science/Technology

Rancho Cucamonga Polytechnic
Jillian's alma mater.

Rancho Cucamonga Register

Newspapers

Rancho Cucamonga Register
Local newspaper.

Rancho Cucamonga Skinny Girl Mojitos

Mixed Drinks

Rancho Cucamonga Skinny Girl Mojitos
Drinks Blake makes at Montez' wife's baby shower.

Rancho Cucamonga South High School

High Schools

Rancho Cucamonga South High School
Also known as RCS. Local high school.

Rancho Cucamonga Swimming Association

Sports Associations

Rancho Cucamonga Swimming Association
After they become Party Gawds, Anders gets a gig as the announcer at a swimming competition.

Rancho Cucamonga Transit Lines

Transportation

Bus Lines

Rancho Cucamonga Transit Lines
Bus line. Fun fact: the bus driver is the same guy that played the bus driver in the movie Speed. Adam references the movie when he says there's a bomb on the bus.

Rancho Cucamonga Wrestling League

Sports Associations

Rancho Cucamonga Wrestling League
Wrestling league on the guys' public access front yard wrestling TV show.

Rancho Cucapizza

Rancho Cucapizza
Pizza parlor that hosts The 11th Annual Humonga Cucamonga Challenge.

Rancho Garden Mall

Shopping Centers

Rancho Garden Mall
Mall mentioned.

Rancho Kidzamunga

Rancho Kidzamunga
Blog about all things kids-related in Rancho Cucamonga.

Rancho Land Booze Cruise

Rancho Land Booze Cruise
Drinking bus tour around town.

Rancho Review

Newspapers

Rancho Review
The name of the local newspaper the food critic works for that comes to review Best Buds. Blake makes him a roadkill skunk burrito to eat.

Rancho Video and Disc

Video Rental

Rancho Video and Disc
Video rental store.

The Rap Musage Van

Motor Vehicles

The Rap Musage Van
New name of Karl's van, his new business giving homeless people massages, which he calls "bum rubs" when the guys won't let him go with them to the Xzibit concert.

The Rap Music Van

Motor Vehicles

The Rap Music Van
Karl changes the name of his van from The Rape Van to the Rap Music Van.

The Rape Van

Motor Vehicles

The Rape Van
Karl's van.

The Rapping Wizards

Rap Musicians

The Rapping Wizards
The band Blake starts after the guys kick him out of Menergy.

The Rat Busters

Maintenance Services

Pest Control Services

The Rat Busters
The guys call themselves The Rat Busters after having to fight a rat infestation in their rental house.

The Raver's Prayer

Poetry

The Raver's Prayer
The prayer the guys recite before going to the Technotopia electronic music festival. "We are one massive tribal village that transcends manmade law..."

Raw Pizza

Raw Pizza
Quickest pizza option on the menu at D'Alio Pizza parlor that Blake buys to throw at the other guys to beat them across town to the massage chair - "It's almost like regular pizza, but more rawer."

Rawegion

Clothing Products

Rawegion
Denim line that Anders starts.

RC Polytechnic

Schools-Science/Technology

RC Polytechnic
Technical college where the guys met.

RC Public Access

TV Stations

RC Public Access
Station the guys get their Front Yard Wrestling TV show on.

Real World: San Francisco

Real World: San Francisco
Blake claims to have starred as the character Puck in a stage adaptation of the MTV show Real World: San Francisco back in college.

Realchickschat.com

Realchickschat.com
The guys fall in love with a webcam girl.

Red Dynamite

Hockey Teams

Red Dynamite
Jillians Russian girls hockey team.

Red Metal Beer

Red Metal Beer
Beer advertised in Sunrise Liquor store.

Rentlemania

Rentlemania
The guys create a front yard wrestling public access TV show.

Rich Dad Poor Dad

Rich Dad Poor Dad
Book Ders reads.

Ricky's

Ricky's
Restaurant where Ders takes the guys after being promoted.

Ride Along Bus Lines

Transportation

Bus Lines

Ride Along Bus Lines
Bus line that Karl rides.

Rockafella

Record Companies

Rockafella
Record company from joke the guys make: "What are we, the Rockefellers' record company Rockafella? What if we just TaskRabbit a job ourselves? You know, make some dough, pass it on to the guy sandin' our slide? Yeah, yeah, yeah."

Roller Skating 2: The New Class

Roller Skating 2: The New Class
New sport the guys create for the X Games.

Rollerblading Across the Americas

Charities

Rollerblading Across the Americas
The charity Adam claims they're starting for their dead coworker.

Sarape Van

Clothing Stores

Sarape Van
Karl sells A bunch of crap from Mexico out of his van.

Savage Jungle Juice

Mixed Drinks

Savage Jungle Juice
Delusional frat boy Stan Halen's cocktail made from leftover drinks.

Save Mammals Now

Charities

Save Mammals Now
Charity. There's been a tsunami in China, and all the panda bears are at risk unless you send $500 now.

Shaquille Burrit-O'Neal

Shaquille Burrit-O'Neal
Blake and Adam's idea for a new burrito to sell at Best Buds, Carl's burrito and weed shop - The world's largest burrito.

The Sleeve Cleaver

Appliances

The Sleeve Cleaver
Device that turns T-shirts into tank tops.

Smoke Cutter

Security Products

Smoke Cutter
New product that Alice's father invents and TelAmeriCorp sells. From the Smoke Cutter commercial: "Let's just say that one night you're out with your best friends and extended family enjoying a couple of platters of Johnsonville brats when suddenly, you smell heavy heavy smoke, and you turn around only to find that you are all trapped by a raging fire. Blinded by the smoke, you call out to your buddies, Hey, buddies, where are ya? Where are ya? But they can't hear you because of the roar of the raging fire, and they cannot respond because of the noxious smoke that is searing their lungs. And then they die, and I'm talking crispy critter dead. And you spend the rest of your life just wishing there was something you could have done to prevent that horror. The Smoke Cutter."

So Cal Telemarketers Conference

Conventions and Seminars

So Cal Telemarketers Conference
Ders' first business trip, which becomes the guys first acid trip.

Socko's

Cafes and Delis

Socko's
Deli where the guys sit down and hang out with Bill.

Soft Pitch

Soft Pitch
Name of play the guys make up, kind of like A League of Their Own.

Springbrook Bar and Grill

Springbrook Bar and Grill
Restaurant where delusional frat boy Stan Halen hangs out.

Spyfocals

Technology Products

Spy Gadgets

Spyfocals
Anders' camera glasses that he uses to film his documentary about Karl donating his penis to Blake.

Stock Surplus

Stores

Stock Surplus
Company that Alice brings in to buy all of the mirrors that TelAmeriCorp was not able to sell.

Stone's Market

Gas Stations

Stone's Market
Convenience store.

Suicide Illustrated

Magazines

Suicide Illustrated
Magazine - Montez's roast material.

Sunrise Liquor

Food Stores

Liquor Stores

Sunrise Liquor
Blake and B-Rad try to steal beer from a liquor store.

Super Stink Bomb

Explosives

Super Stink Bomb
Karl's homemade recipe: "That's filled with so much nasty stuff, man. Like raw poop, human poop, raccoon poop, my poop, Velveeta cheese, and fermented Grumpy Grape Squeezit."

Supermart

Food Stores

Grocery Stores

Supermart
Where the guys get the idea for a strike.

Synergy

Energy Drinks

Synergy
The devil's energy drink. Joke Adam makes when he reads the word synergy in the TelAmeriCorp orientation video like 11 times.

T.K.

Clowns

T.K.
Children's party entertainer the guys compete against when they become clowns to earn extra money to be able to afford to pay somebody to fix their pool slide.

Tactona 420

Races

Tactona 420
Remote control car race at TelAmeriCorp. Winner gets an entire folder of leads to themselves and the windfall of commissions that come with it.

Tactona 69

Races

Tactona 69
Qualifying race for the Tactona 420, the remote control car race at TelAmeriCorp.

The Tale of Half Christmas

The Tale of Half Christmas
Book from the introduction.

Tanfastic

Hygiene Products

Tanfastic
Tanning lotion.

Tasmanian Devils

Basketball Teams

Tasmanian Devils
Montez's basketball team's name.

Technotopia

Concerts

Technotopia
Electronic music festival.

TelAmerica the Beautiful

TelAmerica the Beautiful
Song Ders sings to recruit college students to TelAmeriCorp.

The TelAmerican Office Basketball Tourna...

The TelAmerican Office Basketball Tournament Game
Alice organizes a 3-on-3 basketball tournament, winner gets to drive the company car, a Dodge Dart, for a two-day one-night stay at one of the T.A.C. timeshares in Reno.

TelAmeriCorp

Corporations

Communications Companies

TelAmeriCorp
Telemarketing company where guys work.

TelAmeriCorp Softball Team

TelAmeriCorp Softball Team
The company softball team.

Telamericorp.net

Telamericorp.net
TelAmeriCorp's website address, seen on Alice's computer.

Termi-Date

TV Shows-Game Shows

Termi-Date
Dating game show.

Tetanus Ball

Tetanus Ball
Blake's homemade weapon - a tennis ball with rusty nails sticking out of it.

The Timberlakes

The Timberlakes
Anders' idea for the guys' timber sports.

TINA

Computers

Software

TINA
Telecom Intelligence Negotiating Algorithm. New sales software at TelAmeriCorp with celebrity voices, including Tom Green.

Trevor's Game Shop

Electronics Stores

Trevor's Game Shop
Video game store.

Tri-Valley Amateur Bodybuilder's Competi...

Tri-Valley Amateur Bodybuilder's Competition
Adam's bodybuilding competition.

Triple Bacon, Double Mushroom, Swiss Mel...

Burgers

Triple Bacon, Double Mushroom, Swiss Melt Burger
New burger the guys want to try.

The Unburnable American Flag

Miscellaneous Products

The Unburnable American Flag
Blake's invention.

Uncle Blazer's Fun Facts Just to Take a ...

Uncle Blazer's Fun Facts Just to Take a Poop To
Book Blake says he's going to write.

USA Swimming

USA Swimming
Anders old swim team nemesis works for USA Swimming, makers of Golden Goggles.

Vikings of Scandinavia

Museum Exhibits

Vikings of Scandinavia
Museum exhibit.

The Water Jug Pendulums of Death

The Water Jug Pendulums of Death
Trap the guys set up to catch the bad guys during their office camp out.

Westlake Dog Show

Pet Shows

Westlake Dog Show
Dog show Jillian watches on TV.

Whaletails

Whaletails
Website Genius Bar employee tells Ders gave his laptop a virus.

Whole Paycheckella

Concerts

Whole Paycheckella
Adam's joke about Coachella being too expensive and should be called Whole Paycheckella instead.

Wicky Wild Boys Crew

Professional Organizations

Wicky Wild Boys Crew
Bill's name for the sales team at TelAmeriCorp - Rancho Cucamonga branch.

Wizard Beats

Albums

Wizard Beats
The guys' rap group The Wizards' music album CD.

The Wizards

The Wizards
The name of the guys' rap group, from various episodes.

Wolves

School Mascots

Wolves
Rancho Cucamonga South High School mascot - Wolves and Lady Wolves - of the local high school where the guys go undercover to find the kids that stole their dragon statue that they stole from the park.

100

The Woodsmen

The Woodsmen
Adam's idea for the guys' timber sports.

101

Zen Water Birth Center

Healthcare

Obstetrics

Zen Water Birth Center
Where Montez's wife plans to give birth.

102

Zippo Tomlin

Zippo Tomlin
Drug dealer and leader of the most brutal biker gang in the state that got his nickname by setting people on fire.

FICTITIOUS TIMELINE

103

June 25, 2011

Dates

21st Century: 10s

June 25, 2011
While the exact date is not specifically mentioned when the guys' celebrate the half-way point to Christmas, according to the official Workaholics Tumblr page, this annual tradition is celebrated on June 25th.

April 20, 2016

Dates

21st Century: 10s

April 20, 2016
Anders, Blake and Adam host their annual 4/20 Party. This year's party features a 42-blunt salute and Anders free-style rapping as rapper Cypress Chill.

MAKE BELIEVE MAP

12th Street

Streets

12th Street
Where Adam's homeless date to Karl's wedding hangs out.

The Brahj Mahal

Buildings

The Brahj Mahal
Nickname for the guys' rental house.

Camilla Road

Roads

Camilla Road
The home address of the functioning alcoholic principal of the local high school where the guys go undercover to find the kids that stole their dragon statue that they stole from the park.

Chillville

Chillville
Ders: "Dude, we're going straight to pound town. Yeah, baby. Population three, cheap import beer, cheap export swag." Blake: "Ah, okay. Exported swag, I like it. And I know it's your birthday, I don't want to be a wet serape, but maybe we should go home to Chillville."

Crank Down Town

Crank Down Town
Joke the guys make. "You know, we could've been on our way to Crank Down Town, that city, but you freaking screwed us."

Crocker

Thoroughfares

Crocker
The TelAmeriCorp office is located at 24th and Crocker in Rancho Cucamonga.

Da Freak Pad

Buildings

Da Freak Pad
The name the guys give the TelAmeriCorp time share condo for the weekend.

East Olive Avenue

Avenues

East Olive Avenue
Location of City Hall.

Hallman Drive

Drives

Hallman Drive
The address of the guys' rental house in Rancho Cucamonga. Sometimes Hallman Street.

Hamilton Springs Park

Nature

Parks

Hamilton Springs Park
Park in Rancho Cucamonga.

Homework Town

Homework Town
Joke the guys make about the way their rental house looks with the fumigation tent. "Instead of, like, making awesome circus tents that kids wanna hide in, they should just write Homework Store on it, or Homework Town. Kids don't wanna go to homework town."

Hope Gardens

Residential Communities

Retirement Communities

Hope Gardens
Adam's grandpa's senior community.

Isabel Street

Streets

Isabel Street
Address of the free massage chair the guys race to get.

Lantana Hills

Neighborhoods

Lantana Hills
Suburb where Montez lives.

Lookout Point

Nature

Natural Areas

Lookout Point
Where Anders takes the webcam girl - via webcam on his laptop - for a private date.

Magic Town

Cities

Magic Town
Adam's nickname for his new girlfriend's son's bedroom.

Maple Avenue

Avenues

Maple Avenue
Nonexistent street in Rancho Cucamonga.

Pasadena Aquatics Center

Centers

Pasadena Aquatics Center
Where Anders tells the guys to spread his ashes if he doesn't come back when the homeless guy kidnaps him.

The Penthouse Penthouse

Buildings

The Penthouse Penthouse
Topher: "It's like the Playboy Mansion but much more doper."

Pound Town

Pound Town
Ders: "Dude, we're going straight to pound town. Yeah, baby. Population three, cheap import beer, cheap export swag." Blake: "Ah, okay. Exported swag, I like it. And I know it's your birthday, I don't want to be a wet serape, but maybe we should go home to Chillville."

Vagina Town

Vagina Town
Joke Ders makes when he thinks he's going to get laid. Ders: "Countdown to Vagina Town!"

Washington Avenue

Avenues

Washington Avenue
Location of Easy as Pie Pizzaria.

Work Town

Work Town
Joke Jillian makes about getting back to work: "Next stop, Work Town."

OTHER

The 2017 Whoopsies

Recognition

Awards

The 2017 Whoopsies
TelAmeriCorp tradition - Awards for videos of employees in embarrassing situations.

Adam

Adam
Adam: Think of it like Shrek, you know? The first two are cute and funny, But this third one sucked dick.

Adam

Adam
Adam: Oh, what, you don't know about gay chicken? That's where two totally straight guys try and out-gay each other.

Adam

Adam
Adam: So hear me, world, 'cause these are my last words. If you take anything from Adam 'The Top Gun' Demamp's life, take this. Take it sleazy. And I'm out. Write that down. Take it sleazy and I'm out are my last words. And I'm killing myself.

Adam

Adam
Adam: Sex twister makes my dick blister.

Adam

Adam
Adam: I'm just a lat guy, you know? I've got these amazing lats, and I'm just living in an ab guy's world.

Adam

Adam
Adam: Hello and welcome to the Body Stage! Where I will be performing feats of strength and skill by clean and jerking four gallons of lead-based paint - without spilling a single drop.

Anders

Anders
Anders: All I want this weekend is to get a hickey on my neck so when we go back to the office, everyone's like, Did you see Ders? He had a freakend, for sure.

Anders

Anders
Anders: You guys ever feel like sometimes you're in the lane eight of life? Yeah. Treading water, trying to keep your head above when we should really probably just sink to the bottom of the pool, open our mouths, and let the water end it all.

Anders

Anders
Anders: This rock star needs a monster can of Red Bull right now!

Anders

Anders
Anders: All I want this weekend is to get a hickey on my neck so when we go back to the office, everyone's like, Did you see Ders? He had a freakend, for sure.

Anders Holm

Anders Holm
Anders Holm: This is my Volvo, my rules!

Anders' middle school, mascot = the Crow...

Trivia

Questions

Anders' middle school, mascot = the Crows.

	Brandon Lee Middle School
	Eric Draven Middle School
	James O\|Barr Middle School

Asian Girl Laughing

Asian Girl Laughing
Swim stroke Anders teaches the guys.

Baloney Boys

Baloney Boys
New name the guys give themselves.

Bash Bros.

Bash Bros.
The guys brainstorm names to call themselves.

BermuDope HighAngle

BermuDope HighAngle
When the guys discover all that the only weed they have Saturday morning cartoons is a mini nug, they come up with a new way to smoke it in order to ensure they get high.

Bill

Bill
Bill: Can we talk about my relationship with my stepsister? I feel like it might not be appropriate.

Bill

Bill
Bill: Can somebody fix me? My mind is a tormented battlefield.

Blake

Blake
Blake: What are shrimpermen? Dude, shrimpermen. The waiters that pass out shrimp at fancy establishments such as this. Shrimpermen. You don't know shrimpermen?

Blake

Blake
Blake: Okay, yeah, I don't really believe in a supreme being. I'm, uh I guess you could say I'm more of a eighth-eist.

Blake

Blake
Blake: What are shrimpermen? Dude, shrimpermen. The waiters that pass out shrimp at fancy establishments such as this. Shrimpermen. You don't know shrimpermen?

Blake

Blake
Blake: Okay, yeah, I don't really believe in a supreme being. I'm, uh I guess you could say I'm more of a eighth-eist.

Blake

Blake
Blake: If we don't learn from History Channel, we're doomed to repeat History Channel.

Bone Cone

Bone Cone
Slang for erection. "Okay, well, you're not sorry because you're popping a straight-up bone cone over that damn newspaper."

The Bravo Boys

The Bravo Boys
New name the guys give themselves.

Chelsea & Adam

Chelsea & Adam
Chelsea: I'm sorry, the puke is kind of burning my eyes. Let's just let's talk tomorrow.
Adam: No doubt. No doubt. And what beautiful eyes they are to burn, milady.

Clam Chow-Ders

Recipes

Food Recipes

Clam Chow-Ders
Ander's clam chowder recipe.

Coochie Mold

Medical Conditions

Conditions

Coochie Mold
Montez thinks he overhears his wife on the phone saying she has something called coochie mold, but she's actually planning to surprise him with a plastic mold of her coochie.

The Ders Effect [business technique]

The Ders Effect [business technique]
Technique Anders plans to use to get the branch manager's job. Anders (in mock interview with himself): "I got to tell ya, if I'm honest, I see myself as branch manager, and I know that's your job, but I feel like I could do it better with a little something I call 'the Ders Effect.'"

The Ders Effect [sound effect]

The Ders Effect [sound effect]
Sound effect Anders creates as DJ Ango.

Dr. TelAmeriCorp

Serial Killers

Dr. TelAmeriCorp
Infamous child murderer played by Robert Englund.

Eggs Tyrone

Recipes

Breakfast Recipes

Eggs Tyrone
The morning after the guys throw a raging party in their rental house, one of their guests is still there, making breakfast, apparently his signature dish, in the kitchen.

Fear-ection

Fear-ection
When she puts the fear of God into your boner.

Girthquake Punani

Girthquake Punani
The sex move that Adam made up when the guys were watching dumb environmental films.

The Hammer Tire

The Hammer Tire
One of the tire-themed exercises featured on Adam's workout video: DeMamp Camp: Working Out With Tires.

Hanging with Mr. Cooper

Hanging with Mr. Cooper
Swim stroke Anders teaches the guys.

Hotboxing with God

Hotboxing with God
B-Rad's name for smoking pot in the trunk of a car.

HOV

HOV
Swim stroke Anders teaches the guys.

Isaac Lubetkin

Isaac Lubetkin
Isaac Lubetkin: This web series, are we talking a rev-share? Because that's a thing I've at least overheard - is a word for stuff.

Jillian

Jillian
Jillian (her shirt covered in red liquid): I was dying my hair with cranberry juice in the bathroom, but one of the bottles broke and spilled all over me. But then Helen, that old janitor lady, slipped in the puddle and fell right onto the glass. She cut a major artery. She was pulling at me and just grabbing me and screaming. She was like, Ah! Ah! God, that story is so boring. I'm falling asleep myself. You have got to smell my shirt.

KZN Fraternity Brother #1 & KZN Fraterni...

KZN Fraternity Brother #1 & KZN Fraternity Brother #2
KZN Fraternity Brother #1: Be careful, Stan's, like, a real psych-bro-path.
KZN Fraternity Brother #2: Yeah, he's a, uh, bro-ciopath.

Mad Kobras

Mad Kobras
Gang name the guys spray paint on the walls of the old office building.

The O.G. Screw Crew

The O.G. Screw Crew
The guys brainstorm names to call themselves.

Old Timers

Medical Conditions

Diseases

Old Timers
The guys' name for Alzheimer's. "I mean, is it weird if we made up a handicap, like, a disease? What's the disease that old people get where you start forgetting things? What is that? Old timers."

Pornographic Memory

Pornographic Memory
Adam claims to be able to remember everything about every porno he's ever seen. Adam: "But I'll admit it, having a pornographic memory doesn't hurt. I cannot forget a dick. Which is crazy, 'cause you can't remember anything else, right? Yeah, no, I can't remember what I ate for breakfast. I can't remember, like, my social security number, which is an issue sometimes, but I remember, like, every frame of the porno that I cranked down to in the mirror last night."

Rancho Pounders

Rancho Pounders
The most brutal biker gang in the state.

Regret Cancer

Medical Conditions

Diseases

Regret Cancer
Disease Adam mentions. Adam: "And if you don't hire him, you're gonna regret it for your whole life, and you'll probably end up dying of regret cancer, which is a real thing, my aunt died from it. She regretted smoking her whole life."

The Roof-fly-delt-pump

The Roof-fly-delt-pump
Brand new exercise featured on Adam's new workout video: Demamp Camp: Fully insured. Adam: "On this new edition, I will be showing you a brand-new exercise that I just created using my own brain and intelligence. It's called The Roof-fly-delt-pump. Basically, you get a running start, pump your delts so hard that you come to a nice, soft landing, because you've just flown for a few seconds."

Scorpigeon

Living Things

Animals

Scorpigeon
Hybrid animal Blake paints.

Seders

Seders
The Ders seduction technique. Adam's girlfriend: "Are you trying to seduce me?" Ders: "I'm trying to 'seders' you."

Switch-a-dooza-roozle

Scams

Switch-a-dooza-roozle
Also known as The old switcheroo, stealing beer by hiding it in a cola box.

The Tire Flip Lift

The Tire Flip Lift
One of the tire-themed exercises featured on Adam's workout video: DeMamp Camp: Working Out With Tires.

The Tire Jump

The Tire Jump
One of the tire-themed exercises featured on Adam's workout video: DeMamp Camp: Working Out With Tires.

The Tire Waggle

The Tire Waggle
One of the tire-themed exercises featured on Adam's workout video: DeMamp Camp: Working Out With Tires.

The Tire Wiggle

The Tire Wiggle
One of the tire-themed exercises featured on Adam's workout video: DeMamp Camp: Working Out With Tires.

Tri-Guys

Tri-Guys
The guys brainstorm names to call themselves.

Untitled

Themes

Diff|rent Strokes


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What was the name of the gluten-free cup...

Trivia

Name Game

What was the name of the gluten-free cupcake place that the gay religious bodybuilders open in Vermont?

	Sweetmeat
	Cup Gaykes
	Butch Bakes

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