WORKAHOLICS TV Series 2011. Created by Blake Anderson, Adam DeVine, Anders Holm, Kyle Newacheck, Connor Pritchard and Dominic Russo. Starring Blake Anderson, Adam DeVine, Anders Holm, Mribeth Monroe, Jillian Bell, Kyle Newacheck, Erik Griffin, Waymond Lee, Jesse Hudson, Billy Stevenson, Edward Barbanell and Gil Harris. | |||
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1 | The 2017 Whoopsies | Recognition | Awards | ||||||||
The 2017 Whoopsies TelAmeriCorp tradition - Awards for videos of employees in embarrassing situations. | |||||||||||
2 | Adam | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Adam Adam: Think of it like Shrek, you know? The first two are cute and funny, But this third one sucked dick. | |||||||||||
3 | Adam | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Adam Adam: Oh, what, you don't know about gay chicken? That's where two totally straight guys try and out-gay each other. | |||||||||||
4 | Adam | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Adam Adam: So hear me, world, 'cause these are my last words. If you take anything from Adam 'The Top Gun' Demamp's life, take this. Take it sleazy. And I'm out. Write that down. Take it sleazy and I'm out are my last words. And I'm killing myself. | |||||||||||
5 | Adam | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Adam Adam: Sex twister makes my dick blister. | |||||||||||
6 | Adam | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Adam Adam: I'm just a lat guy, you know? I've got these amazing lats, and I'm just living in an ab guy's world. | |||||||||||
7 | Adam | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Adam Adam: Hello and welcome to the Body Stage! Where I will be performing feats of strength and skill by clean and jerking four gallons of lead-based paint - without spilling a single drop. | |||||||||||
8 | Anders | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Anders Anders: All I want this weekend is to get a hickey on my neck so when we go back to the office, everyone's like, Did you see Ders? He had a freakend, for sure. | |||||||||||
9 | Anders | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Anders Anders: You guys ever feel like sometimes you're in the lane eight of life? Yeah. Treading water, trying to keep your head above when we should really probably just sink to the bottom of the pool, open our mouths, and let the water end it all. | |||||||||||
10 | Anders | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Anders Anders: This rock star needs a monster can of Red Bull right now! | |||||||||||
11 | Anders | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Anders Anders: All I want this weekend is to get a hickey on my neck so when we go back to the office, everyone's like, Did you see Ders? He had a freakend, for sure. | |||||||||||
12 | Anders Holm | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Anders Holm Anders Holm: This is my Volvo, my rules! | |||||||||||
13 | Anders' middle school, mascot = the Crow... | Trivia | Questions | ||||||||
Anders' middle school, mascot = the Crows.
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14 | Asian Girl Laughing | Miscellaneous | Techniques-Sports | ||||||||
Asian Girl Laughing Swim stroke Anders teaches the guys. | |||||||||||
15 | Baloney Boys | Criminals | Gangs | ||||||||
Baloney Boys New name the guys give themselves. | |||||||||||
16 | Bash Bros. | Criminals | Gangs | ||||||||
Bash Bros. The guys brainstorm names to call themselves. | |||||||||||
17 | BermuDope HighAngle | Miscellaneous | Techniques | ||||||||
BermuDope HighAngle When the guys discover all that the only weed they have Saturday morning cartoons is a mini nug, they come up with a new way to smoke it in order to ensure they get high. | |||||||||||
18 | Bill | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bill Bill: Can we talk about my relationship with my stepsister? I feel like it might not be appropriate. | |||||||||||
19 | Bill | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bill Bill: Can somebody fix me? My mind is a tormented battlefield. | |||||||||||
20 | Blake | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Blake Blake: What are shrimpermen? Dude, shrimpermen. The waiters that pass out shrimp at fancy establishments such as this. Shrimpermen. You don't know shrimpermen? | |||||||||||
21 | Blake | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Blake Blake: Okay, yeah, I don't really believe in a supreme being. I'm, uh I guess you could say I'm more of a eighth-eist. | |||||||||||
22 | Blake | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Blake Blake: What are shrimpermen? Dude, shrimpermen. The waiters that pass out shrimp at fancy establishments such as this. Shrimpermen. You don't know shrimpermen? | |||||||||||
23 | Blake | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Blake Blake: Okay, yeah, I don't really believe in a supreme being. I'm, uh I guess you could say I'm more of a eighth-eist. | |||||||||||
24 | Blake | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Blake Blake: If we don't learn from History Channel, we're doomed to repeat History Channel. | |||||||||||
25 | Bone Cone | Language | Sexual Jargon | ||||||||
Bone Cone Slang for erection. "Okay, well, you're not sorry because you're popping a straight-up bone cone over that damn newspaper." | |||||||||||
26 | The Bravo Boys | Criminals | Gangs | ||||||||
The Bravo Boys New name the guys give themselves. | |||||||||||
27 | Chelsea & Adam | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Chelsea & Adam Chelsea: I'm sorry, the puke is kind of burning my eyes. Let's just let's talk tomorrow. Adam: No doubt. No doubt. And what beautiful eyes they are to burn, milady. | |||||||||||
28 | Clam Chow-Ders | Recipes | Food Recipes | ||||||||
Clam Chow-Ders Ander's clam chowder recipe. | |||||||||||
29 | Coochie Mold | Medical Conditions | Conditions | ||||||||
Coochie Mold Montez thinks he overhears his wife on the phone saying she has something called coochie mold, but she's actually planning to surprise him with a plastic mold of her coochie. | |||||||||||
30 | The Ders Effect [business technique] | Miscellaneous | Techniques | ||||||||
The Ders Effect [business technique] Technique Anders plans to use to get the branch manager's job. Anders (in mock interview with himself): "I got to tell ya, if I'm honest, I see myself as branch manager, and I know that's your job, but I feel like I could do it better with a little something I call 'the Ders Effect.'" | |||||||||||
31 | The Ders Effect [sound effect] | Miscellaneous | Techniques | ||||||||
The Ders Effect [sound effect] Sound effect Anders creates as DJ Ango. | |||||||||||
32 | Dr. TelAmeriCorp | Criminals | Serial Killers | ||||||||
Dr. TelAmeriCorp Infamous child murderer played by Robert Englund. | |||||||||||
33 | Eggs Tyrone | Recipes | Breakfast Recipes | ||||||||
Eggs Tyrone The morning after the guys throw a raging party in their rental house, one of their guests is still there, making breakfast, apparently his signature dish, in the kitchen. | |||||||||||
34 | Fear-ection | Language | Sexual Jargon | ||||||||
Fear-ection When she puts the fear of God into your boner. | |||||||||||
35 | Girthquake Punani | Language | Sexual Jargon | ||||||||
Girthquake Punani The sex move that Adam made up when the guys were watching dumb environmental films. | |||||||||||
36 | The Hammer Tire | Miscellaneous | Techniques-Sports | ||||||||
The Hammer Tire One of the tire-themed exercises featured on Adam's workout video: DeMamp Camp: Working Out With Tires. | |||||||||||
37 | Hanging with Mr. Cooper | Miscellaneous | Techniques-Sports | ||||||||
Hanging with Mr. Cooper Swim stroke Anders teaches the guys. | |||||||||||
38 | Hotboxing with God | Miscellaneous | Techniques | ||||||||
Hotboxing with God B-Rad's name for smoking pot in the trunk of a car. | |||||||||||
39 | HOV | Miscellaneous | Techniques-Sports | ||||||||
HOV Swim stroke Anders teaches the guys. | |||||||||||
40 | Isaac Lubetkin | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Isaac Lubetkin Isaac Lubetkin: This web series, are we talking a rev-share? Because that's a thing I've at least overheard - is a word for stuff. | |||||||||||
41 | Jillian | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Jillian Jillian (her shirt covered in red liquid): I was dying my hair with cranberry juice in the bathroom, but one of the bottles broke and spilled all over me. But then Helen, that old janitor lady, slipped in the puddle and fell right onto the glass. She cut a major artery. She was pulling at me and just grabbing me and screaming. She was like, Ah! Ah! God, that story is so boring. I'm falling asleep myself. You have got to smell my shirt. | |||||||||||
42 | KZN Fraternity Brother #1 & KZN Fraterni... | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
KZN Fraternity Brother #1 & KZN Fraternity Brother #2 KZN Fraternity Brother #1: Be careful, Stan's, like, a real psych-bro-path. KZN Fraternity Brother #2: Yeah, he's a, uh, bro-ciopath. | |||||||||||
43 | Mad Kobras | Criminals | Gangs | ||||||||
Mad Kobras Gang name the guys spray paint on the walls of the old office building. | |||||||||||
44 | The O.G. Screw Crew | Criminals | Gangs | ||||||||
The O.G. Screw Crew The guys brainstorm names to call themselves. | |||||||||||
45 | Old Timers | Medical Conditions | Diseases | ||||||||
Old Timers The guys' name for Alzheimer's. "I mean, is it weird if we made up a handicap, like, a disease? What's the disease that old people get where you start forgetting things? What is that? Old timers." | |||||||||||
46 | Pornographic Memory | Language | Sexual Jargon | ||||||||
Pornographic Memory Adam claims to be able to remember everything about every porno he's ever seen. Adam: "But I'll admit it, having a pornographic memory doesn't hurt. I cannot forget a dick. Which is crazy, 'cause you can't remember anything else, right? Yeah, no, I can't remember what I ate for breakfast. I can't remember, like, my social security number, which is an issue sometimes, but I remember, like, every frame of the porno that I cranked down to in the mirror last night." | |||||||||||
47 | Rancho Pounders | Criminals | Gangs | ||||||||
Rancho Pounders The most brutal biker gang in the state. | |||||||||||
48 | Regret Cancer | Medical Conditions | Diseases | ||||||||
Regret Cancer Disease Adam mentions. Adam: "And if you don't hire him, you're gonna regret it for your whole life, and you'll probably end up dying of regret cancer, which is a real thing, my aunt died from it. She regretted smoking her whole life." | |||||||||||
49 | The Roof-fly-delt-pump | Miscellaneous | Techniques-Sports | ||||||||
The Roof-fly-delt-pump Brand new exercise featured on Adam's new workout video: Demamp Camp: Fully insured. Adam: "On this new edition, I will be showing you a brand-new exercise that I just created using my own brain and intelligence. It's called The Roof-fly-delt-pump. Basically, you get a running start, pump your delts so hard that you come to a nice, soft landing, because you've just flown for a few seconds." | |||||||||||
50 | Scorpigeon | Living Things | Animals | ||||||||
Scorpigeon Hybrid animal Blake paints. | |||||||||||
51 | Seders | Language | Sexual Jargon | ||||||||
Seders The Ders seduction technique. Adam's girlfriend: "Are you trying to seduce me?" Ders: "I'm trying to 'seders' you." | |||||||||||
52 | Switch-a-dooza-roozle | Miscellaneous | Scams | ||||||||
Switch-a-dooza-roozle Also known as The old switcheroo, stealing beer by hiding it in a cola box. | |||||||||||
53 | The Tire Flip Lift | Miscellaneous | Techniques-Sports | ||||||||
The Tire Flip Lift One of the tire-themed exercises featured on Adam's workout video: DeMamp Camp: Working Out With Tires. | |||||||||||
54 | The Tire Jump | Miscellaneous | Techniques-Sports | ||||||||
The Tire Jump One of the tire-themed exercises featured on Adam's workout video: DeMamp Camp: Working Out With Tires. | |||||||||||
55 | The Tire Waggle | Miscellaneous | Techniques-Sports | ||||||||
The Tire Waggle One of the tire-themed exercises featured on Adam's workout video: DeMamp Camp: Working Out With Tires. | |||||||||||
56 | The Tire Wiggle | Miscellaneous | Techniques-Sports | ||||||||
The Tire Wiggle One of the tire-themed exercises featured on Adam's workout video: DeMamp Camp: Working Out With Tires. | |||||||||||
57 | Tri-Guys | Criminals | Gangs | ||||||||
Tri-Guys The guys brainstorm names to call themselves. | |||||||||||
58 | Untitled | Themes | Diff|rent Strokes | ||||||||
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59 | What was the name of the gluten-free cup... | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
What was the name of the gluten-free cupcake place that the gay religious bodybuilders open in Vermont?
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60 | Whoopsie of the Year | Recognition | Awards | ||||||||
Whoopsie of the Year TelAmeriCorp Whoopsie award. |
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