THE WEIRD AL SHOW
TV Series 1997. Created by Weird Al Yankovic. Starring Weird Al Yankovic.
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1100% Pure Cooking Lard BBBFood ProductsCondiments

100% Pure Cooking Lard
A father goes looking for lard when his son gets stuck in his tire swing in a Got Milk? parody ad.



330 Seconds to Martial Arts Mastery BBBLiteratureTextbooks

30 Seconds to Martial Arts Mastery
Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.



360% Chance of Rain BBBCinemaMovies

60% Chance of Rain
If you thought Twister was terrifying, if you thought Dante's Peak was dating, if you thought Volcano was something with a "V", if you thought there were no more natural disasters left to make a movie about, you thought wrong!



362 Public Access BBBCinemaTV Stations

62 Public Access
Public access TV station featuring a guitar player with three arms.



3Aardvark Training BBBEducationClasses

Aardvark Training
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.



3Accordion Wars BBBMediaVideo Games

Accordion Wars
Arcade video game in Al's cave.



3Advanced Geometry BBBLiteratureTextbooks

Advanced Geometry
Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.



3The Adventures of Fatman BBBTelevisionTV Shows

The Adventures of Fatman
Cartoon featuring the superhero Fatman and his sidekick Harvey the hamster.



3Al TV BBBCinemaTV Stations

Al TV
TV station Al watches, from multiple episodes.



3Alcorn's Bagel BBBFood StoresBakeries

Alcorn's Bagel
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



3Amazing Four-tined Food Stabber BBBHome FurnishingKitchen Products

Amazing Four-tined Food Stabber
One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show. It's a fork.



3America's Most Reality Based Cops BBBTelevisionTV Shows-Reality

America's Most Reality Based Cops
TV show Al watches. Police find Al's missing stuff, and the robber - Dick Van Patton.



3Antonio's BBBDiningPizza Parlors

Antonio's
Pizza place that Pizza Quick - the pizza place that guarantees zero second fast delivery, saving time by not using a box - mentions in their television commercial because using a box adds eight seconds to their delivery time.

4Astral Projection BBBLiteratureTextbooks

Astral Projection
Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.



3Automatic Toenail Clipper BBBTechnology ProductsElectronics

Automatic Toenail Clipper
Al's latest invention that he tests on Harvey.



3Bagel Bakery BBBFood StoresBakeries

Bagel Bakery
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



3Bagel Haus BBBFood StoresBakeries

Bagel Haus
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



3Be Nice to Your Teeth BBBCinemaMovies

Be Nice to Your Teeth
Educational film that Al shows to his friend Bobby the inquisitive boy.



3Bellybutton Lint Recycling BBBEducationClasses

Bellybutton Lint Recycling
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.



3Bits N Pieces BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Bits N Pieces
Al pours out a box of Bits N Pieces cereal to get to the prize hidden inside - an half pound artificially preserved Horseradish Enchilada that even tastes good through the plastic.



3Burns and Bards BBBRetailBookstores

Burns and Bards
Bookstore where Al's friend the Hooded Avenger says he got John Tesh to sign his utility belt.



3Butter Nut Fudge Nut Ripple Swirl BBBMenuIce Cream Flavors

Butter Nut Fudge Nut Ripple Swirl
Al's favorite ice cream flavor that he eats in space.



3Camp Superfun BBBPetsPet Services

Camp Superfun
The perfect summer camp for shapeless tall furry animals between the ages of six to thirteen.



3Cave Con III BBBEventsConventions and Seminars

Cave Con III
Al and Harvey attend the annual cave dwellers convention.



3Celebrity Close-up BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Celebrity Close-up
TV interview show featuring guest Clint Eastwood.



3Clint Eastwood Salad Dressing BBBFood ProductsCondiments

Clint Eastwood Salad Dressing
Condiment product that Clint mentions while a guest on TV interview show Celebrity Close-up. Available flavors include blue cheese, ranch, honey mustard and fresh n' zesty poppyseed.

4Coffee Corner BBBDiningCoffeehouses

Coffee Corner
Coffee shop where Al's friend Val says she saw John Tesh order a mochaccino.

5Coffee House BBBDiningCoffeehouses

Coffee House
Generic coffee house in the Fatman cartoon where Harvey spots the alien pirate fish driving by and deletes all their funds from the First Bank of Blorg.



3David Bagels BBBFood StoresBakeries

David Bagels
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



3Dingledorf Potato Salad Factory BBBFood IndustriesFood Companies

Dingledorf Potato Salad Factory
Factory where the Slawmeister plants his potato bombs in the Fatman cartoon.



3DNA BBBFinancial CompaniesCredit Cards

DNA
Credit card company from the Fatman cartoon. When the alien pirate fish Zork realizes he's running low on bagels at Woo's antiques, he uses his Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card, backed by DNA (stand-in for Visa).



3Donut World BBBFood StoresDonut Shops

Donut World
Donut shop from the Adventures of Fatman cartoon where Al works and the police hangout.



3Dr. Phillips BBBPetsPet Services

Dr. Phillips
Door-to-door pet psychologist looking for disturbed pets.



3Drool Baby BBBToysDolls

Drool Baby
Doll that Al asks for from Santa (the Hooded Avenger).

4Ear Magnets BBBGoodsMiscellaneous Products

Ear Magnets
One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show that increases your listening skills by 30%.



3Fairy Tales BBBLiteratureBooks

Fairy Tales
Al reads Bobby a Fatman story from a generic book of fairy tales.



3First Bank of Blorg BBBFinancial CompaniesBanks

First Bank of Blorg
Interplanetary bank from the Fatman cartoon, bank used by the pirate alien fish. Harvey hacks into their account and deletes all their funds.



3The Fred Huggins Show BBBTelevisionTV Shows

The Fred Huggins Show
TV show that Al watches, from multiple episodes.



3The French Prince of Bel-Air BBBTelevisionTV Shows

The French Prince of Bel-Air
TV show that Al watches. Parody of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.



3Frog Cosmetology BBBEducationClasses

Frog Cosmetology
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.



3Hamster Maintenance BBBEducationAcademic Fields

Hamster Maintenance
Bobby and the Hooded Avenger present Al with an honorary doctorate in Hamster Maintenance.



3Holidays BBBCinemaMovies

Holidays
Al's home movie.



3Hoodcycle BBBVehiclesBikes

Hoodcycle
Al's friend the superhero Hooded Avenger's motorcycle.

4Hooded Studies BBBEducationAcademic Fields

Hooded Studies
Al's friend the Hooded Avenger has 5 PhDs in Biology, Geology, Astrophysics, Hooded Studies and Taking the Law into Your Own Hands.

5Horatio's Hamster Hut BBBPetsPet Stores

Horatio's Hamster Hut
Pet store Al mentions going to get a birthday gift for Harvey.

6Horseradish Enchilada BBBFood ProductsMiscellaneous Food Products

Horseradish Enchilada
Al pours out a box of Bits N Pieces cereal to get to the prize hidden inside - an half pound artificially preserved Horseradish Enchilada that even tastes good through the plastic.



3I Like You BBBMusicSongs

I Like You
Song by Fred Huggins, host of the Fred Huggins Show.

4Instant Plastic Surgery Machine BBBTechnology ProductsMedical Devices

Instant Plastic Surgery Machine
Al's brand new invention that makes him look like Drew Carey.



3Intergalactic Gold Card BBBFinancial CompaniesCredit Cards

Intergalactic Gold Card
Credit card company from the Fatman cartoon. When the alien pirate fish Zork realizes he's running low on bagels at Woo's antiques, he uses his Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card, backed by DNA (stand-in for Visa).



3Interplanetary ATM BBBFinancial CompaniesFinancial Services

Interplanetary ATM
Automatic teller machine in outer space in the Fatman cartoon where the alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg deposit their stolen bagels.



3It's Nice to Be Nice BBBMusicSongs

It's Nice to Be Nice
Song by Fred Huggins, host of the Fred Huggins Show.

4Joe's Deli BBBDiningCafes and Delis

Joe's Deli
Deli from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



3Keith's Bagels BBBFood StoresBakeries

Keith's Bagels
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



3The Kitty Song BBBMusicSongs

The Kitty Song
Song Fred sings on the Fred Huggins Show.

4Know-It-All Correspondence School BBBEducationClasses

Know-It-All Correspondence School
School that offers classes in Molecular Biology, Nuclear Waste Management, Air Traffic Controlling, Aardvark Training, Bellybutton Lint Recycling, UFO Restoration and Repair, Unleashing Your Inner Robot, Frog Cosmetology, Accounting and so many more.



3Learning About Your Nose BBBCinemaMovies

Learning About Your Nose
Educational film that Corky shows Bobby the inquisitive boy (because Al is playing hooky, hanging out with Daisy Fuentes in Hawaii).

4Limburger Soda BBBBeverage ProductsSoft Drinks

Limburger Soda
Soft drink Al mentions - he either has a thirst for knowledge, or Limburger Soda.

5Mad Scientist's Lair and Income Tax Prep... BBBFinancial CompaniesFinancial Services

Mad Scientist's Lair and Income Tax Preparation
Supervillain headquarters from Fatman cartoon.



3Madame Judy's Psychic Hotline BBBServicesMiscellaneous Services

Madame Judy's Psychic Hotline
Al's friend Judy's psychic service.



3May I Take Your Order Please? Shampoo BBBPersonal CareHair Products

May I Take Your Order Please? Shampoo
Shampoo ad on Al TV.



3Midnight Star BBBPeriodicalsNewspapers

Midnight Star
Newspaper.



3Milk BBBBeverage ProductsMilk

Milk
Generic milk product from Got Milk? parody commercial.



3Mind Your Manners BBBCinemaMovies

Mind Your Manners
Educational film that Al shows to his friend Bobby the inquisitive boy.



3Mippy BBBAmusementClowns

Mippy
Clown on the Uncle Ralphie Show.



3Mocky BBBBeverage ProductsSoft Drinks

Mocky
Beverage vending machine in Al's cave.



3Morpho-Man BBBToysAction Figures

Morpho-Man
Action figure collection.



3Mummy & Daddy BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Mummy & Daddy
Family sitcom on Al TV, featuring an actual mummy.



3My Summer Vacation BBBCinemaMovies

My Summer Vacation
Al's home movie.

4National Rodent Society's Official Hamst... BBBLiteratureBooks

National Rodent Society's Official Hamster Maintenance Manual
When Harvey the Wonder Hamster isn't feeling well, Al reads the National Rodent Society's Official Hamster Maintenance Manual cover to cover.



3Nick's Deli BBBDiningCafes and Delis

Nick's Deli
Deli from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



3Oaties BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Oaties
Breakfast cereal from Got Milk? parody commercial.



3The Official Celebrity Appearance Price ... BBBLiteratureBooks

The Official Celebrity Appearance Price List
Book that Al consults to find out how much it will cost to book John Tesh ($82,000).



3Our Friend Dirt BBBCinemaMovies

Our Friend Dirt
Educational film that Al shows to his friend Bobby the inquisitive boy.



3Paul's Bakery BBBFood StoresBakeries

Paul's Bakery
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



3Peanutbutter Pizza BBBMenuMenu Items

Peanutbutter Pizza
Al's friend the Hooded Avenger brings takeout peanutbutter pizza.

4Phil Frye the Science Guy BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Phil Frye the Science Guy
TV show on Al TV.



3Pirate Day Care BBBYouth ServicesChildcare Services

Pirate Day Care
The number one daycare for children in the entire tri-state areas.



3Pirate Roofing BBBConstructionConstruction Companies

Pirate Roofing
Pirate themed construction company.



3Pizza Quick BBBDiningPizza Parlors

Pizza Quick
Pizza place that guarantees zero second fast delivery, saving time by not using a box.



3Placebo Pictures BBBMedia CompaniesFilm Production Companies

Placebo Pictures
Film studio behind new natural disaster movie 60% Chance of Rain.



3Rabid Puppy BBBCinemaMovie Parodies

Rabid Puppy
Movie featured on the Siskel & Ebert parody on Al TV.



3Roadway Hickory Flavored Asphalt BBBFood ProductsCondiments

Roadway Hickory Flavored Asphalt
Product Al uses to make a snack for bad influence Spike: Hickory flavored asphalt with anchovy jell-O on whole wheat bread.



3Sabrina the Teenage Fish BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Sabrina the Teenage Fish
TV show on Al TV.



3Safety and You BBBCinemaMovies

Safety and You
Safety video for kids.



3Silly Choice Foods, Inc. BBBFood IndustriesFood Companies

Silly Choice Foods, Inc.
Company that makes Silly Choices Dinners, prepared meal product featuring 15 strange combinations, including Roast beef and Bananas, Pork Chop and Cotton Candy, Fried Chicken and Pancakes, Lasagne and Licorice, Grilled Salmon and Pancakes, and Spaghetti and Rubber Bands.



3Silly Choices Dinners BBBFood ProductsPasta

Silly Choices Dinners
Prepared meal product featuring 15 strange combinations, including Roast beef and Bananas, Pork Chop and Cotton Candy, Fried Chicken and Pancakes, Lasagne and Licorice, Grilled Salmon and Pancakes, and Spaghetti and Rubber Bands.



3Sol's Deli BBBDiningCafes and Delis

Sol's Deli
Deli in the Fatman cartoon where the alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg steal bagels.



3Spin the Wheel BBBTelevisionTV Shows-Game Shows

Spin the Wheel
TV game show where guests spin a wheel, over and over.



3Sport Shoe BBBApparelFootwear

Sport Shoe
Shoe product. You don't deserve to wear 'em.



3Supersonic Gut-icizer BBBGoodsFitness Products

Supersonic Gut-icizer
One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show. Some sort of exercise product. For a limited time, you can get one with Al's face on it.



3Taking the Law Into Your Own Hands BBBEducationAcademic Fields

Taking the Law Into Your Own Hands
Al's friend the Hooded Avenger has 5 PhDs in Biology, Geology, Astrophysics, Hooded Studies and Taking the Law into Your Own Hands.

4This Old Mouth BBBTelevisionTV Shows

This Old Mouth
TV show on Al TV featuring a close-up of a mouth.



3Time Machine BBBTransportationTime Travel

Time Machine
Al invents a time machine.



3Tom Frank Bakery BBBFood StoresBakeries

Tom Frank Bakery
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



3Tom's Bakery BBBFood StoresBakeries

Tom's Bakery
Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



3Twentieth Century Belgian Philosophers BBBLiteratureTextbooks

Twentieth Century Belgian Philosophers
Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.



3Udderly Frozen Ice Cream BBBFood IndustriesFood Companies

Udderly Frozen Ice Cream
Ice cream company from the Adventures of Fatman cartoon that Evil Uncle Frank plans to use to flood the city.



3UFO Restoration and Repair BBBEducationClasses

UFO Restoration and Repair
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.



3Unbelievable Discoveries BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Unbelievable Discoveries
Al joins Mike Levey on his show Unbelievable Discoveries (parody of Amazing Discoveries), selling products to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.



3The Uncle Ralphie Show BBBTelevisionTV Shows

The Uncle Ralphie Show
Children's TV show hosted by Uncle Ralphie, host that Al competes against for the Best TV Host Award.



3Unleashing Your Inner Robot BBBEducationClasses

Unleashing Your Inner Robot
Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.



3Whac-A-Squirrel BBBToysArcade Games

Whac-A-Squirrel
Arcade game denounced by the host announcing the winner of the Best TV Host Award. Stand-in for Whac-A-Mole.

4WLS Special Motor Oil BBBVehiclesAutomotive Products

WLS Special Motor Oil
Motor oil Al puts on his Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos snack.



3Woodrow Wilson Elementary School BBBEducationElementary Schools

Woodrow Wilson Elementary School
School featured in the Safety and You safety video for kids.



3Woo's Antiques BBBHome FurnishingAntique Stores

Woo's Antiques
Antique shop from the Fatman cartoon where alien pirate fish Zork realizes he's running low on bagels at Woo's antiques, so he uses his Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card, only to discover that he's broke, because Harvey hacked into his bank account and deleted all his funds.



3X-ray Spray BBBTechnology ProductsSpy Gadgets

X-ray Spray
Al's brand new invention.



3Yank-Co BBBCorporationsCompanies

Yank-Co
Al's company that makes the products he sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show.

4Yank-Co Shoelace Tying Gauge BBBApparelFootwear

Yank-Co Shoelace Tying Gauge
One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show.



3Yanko Maniac BBBMediaVideo Games

Yanko Maniac
Arcade video game in Al's cave.



3Yankovic's Deli BBBDiningCafes and Delis

Yankovic's Deli
Deli from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.



3The Young and the Housebroken BBBTelevisionTV Shows

The Young and the Housebroken
TV soap opera.



FICTITIOUS TIMELINE
3November 21, 1620 Dates19th Century and earlierEvents

November 21, 1620
The English ship Mayflower reaches what is now the United States, dropping anchor near the tip of Cade Cop, Massachusetts - except that Al claims the anchor in question was actually a fruitcake gifted to the Yankovic family, used as the boat's anchor after he original anchor was eaten by a giant sea monster. The fruitcake has since been passed down from generation to generation. Al attempts to serve said fruitcake at his holiday party, but it proves too tough to cut.



3November 28, 1995 Dates20th Century: 90sEvents

November 28, 1995
Alien pirate fish Zork's Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card is valid from November 28, 1995 to March 13, 1999 (from Fatman cartoon).



3March 13, 1999 Dates20th Century: 90sEvents

March 13, 1999
Alien pirate fish Zork's Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card is valid from November 28, 1995 to March 13, 1999 (from Fatman cartoon).



MAKE BELIEVE MAP
3Blorg MapOuter SpacePlanets

Blorg
Planet from the Fatman cartoon, home of the alien pirate fish that are stealing bagels from bakeries and delis.



3Hood Cave MapNatureCaverns

Hood Cave
Al's friend the Hooded Avenger's secret hideout. Parody of the Bat Cave.

4Squirma MapGeographic AreasCountries

Squirma
Squirmese chef Varna from the country of Squirma where hamsters considered a delicacy attempts to cook Harvey the Wonder Hamster.



3Zargo VII MapOuter SpacePlanets

Zargo VII
Zargonauts from the planet Zargo VII come to Earth looking for all the people that are best at something to start a new super advanced civilization.



OTHER
3Al's hamster's name, the most fearless r... OtherTriviaName Game-Animals

Al's hamster's name, the most fearless rodent in the world.
Victor
Edward
Harvey




3Al's imaginary friend's name. OtherTriviaName Game

Al's imaginary friend's name.
Grape
Arnie
Gilbert


4Banana Mustard Sandwich OtherRecipesSandwich Recipes

Banana Mustard Sandwich
Sandwich that Al's producer J. B. Toppersmith's nephew Huey mentions to Al.

5Best TV Show Host Award OtherRecognitionAwards

Best TV Show Host Award
Al and Uncle Ralphie compete for the Best TV Show Host Award, which Fred Huggins wins.



3Blue-nostrilled Pigeon OtherLiving ThingsAnimals

Blue-nostrilled Pigeon
Bird Al reads about while studying the books sent him from the Know-It-All Correspondence School: "The blue-nostrilled pigeon keeps it young inside its left ear for the entire length of gestation".

4Candy Corn on the Cob OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Candy Corn on the Cob
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.



3Chocolate Bunnies with Cornbread Stuffin... OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Chocolate Bunnies with Cornbread Stuffing and Gravy
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.



3Chocolate Lasagne OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Chocolate Lasagne
Dweezil Zappa's reward for helping out with chores in Al's cave. Except that Harvey eats it all himself.



3Fatman OtherQuotesQuotes

Fatman
Fatman: Take that, evil seafood!

4Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos
Snack Al makes.



3Fudge Muffins with Mustard Filling OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Fudge Muffins with Mustard Filling
Muffins that Al bakes to sell to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.



3Goat Cheese and Arugula Brownies OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Goat Cheese and Arugula Brownies
Brownies that Al bakes to sell to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.



3Grandma Yankovic's Special Poundcake OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Grandma Yankovic's Special Poundcake
Poundcake that Al bakes to sell to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.



3Green Shamrock Mosses OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Green Shamrock Mosses
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.



3Hamster of the Year OtherRecognitionAwards

Hamster of the Year
Award on Harvey's wall.



3Harvey OtherQuotesQuotes

Harvey
Harvey: Well, looks like the Egg Man is toast.

4Heart-shaped Ham OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Heart-shaped Ham
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.



3Hickory Flavored Asphalt with Anchovy Je... OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Hickory Flavored Asphalt with Anchovy Jell-O on Whole Wheat Bread
Snack that Al makes for bad influence Spike.



3Jellybean and Pickle Sandwich OtherRecipesSandwich Recipes

Jellybean and Pickle Sandwich
Al's specialty, mentioned during the song that opens the show: Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave twenty miles below the surface of the Earth, and he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, for what it's worth.



3Lima Bean Cookies OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Lima Bean Cookies
Cookies Al bakes.



3Mood Pie OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Mood Pie
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.



3The Procrastinator OtherQuotesQuotes

The Procrastinator
The Procrastinator: Fine, be that way. You know, you don't even deserve world domination.

4Reporter #1 & Reporter #2 OtherQuotesQuotes

Reporter #1 & Reporter #2
Reporter #1: Do you have an agent?
Reporter #2: Do you have a book deal?
Reporter #1: Do you hang out with the Incredible Hulk?
Reporter #2: Do you plan to change your name to an unpronounceable symbol?
Reporter #1: Do you smell something funny?


5Ron Popeil & Tony Little OtherQuotesQuotes

Ron Popeil & Tony Little
Ron Popeil: That boy was our only hope.
Tony Little: No, there is another.




3Split Pea Fudge OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Split Pea Fudge
Fudge Al makes that clears the rats away so the miners can fix the wall they broke.

4Super Buoyant Edible Ping Pong Balls OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Super Buoyant Edible Ping Pong Balls
Jalapeno flavored snack that Al makes for bad influence Spike.

5Tapioca Stuffed Potatoes OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Tapioca Stuffed Potatoes
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.



3Tuna Punch OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Tuna Punch
Drink Al serves at his holiday party.

4Untitled OtherThemesGray Eagle


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5Unwashed Raw Potato Cut in Half with a D... OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Unwashed Raw Potato Cut in Half with a Dull Knife, Sprinkled with Gummy Worms Topped with Your Favorite Brand of India Ink
One of Al's favorite recipes.

6Weird Al OtherQuotesQuotes

Weird Al
Weird Al: If you got blacktop and you got gelatin, you got good eatin'.

7Weird Al Yankovic OtherQuotesQuotes

Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: What's wrong with the world when TV doesn't make you feel better?

8Weird Al Yankovic OtherQuotesQuotes

Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: How awful! How heartless! How could anyone sink so low to do a parody of another human being?



3Weird Al's bad influence friend's name. OtherTriviaName Game

Weird Al's bad influence friend's name.
Spike
Jerry
Tom











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