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Total Records: 250

#	Record Name	Source	Group	Category	Subcategory
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1	100% Pure Cooking Lard	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Products	Condiments
	100% Pure Cooking Lard A father goes looking for lard when his son gets stuck in his tire swing in a Got Milk? parody ad.
2	30 Seconds to Martial Arts Mastery	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Literature	Textbooks
	30 Seconds to Martial Arts Mastery Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.
3	60% Chance of Rain	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Cinema	Movies
	60% Chance of Rain If you thought Twister was terrifying, if you thought Dante's Peak was dating, if you thought Volcano was something with a "V", if you thought there were no more natural disasters left to make a movie about, you thought wrong!
4	62 News	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV News
	62 News News program on U62.
5	62 Public Access	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Cinema	TV Stations
	62 Public Access Public access TV station featuring a guitar player with three arms.
6	Aardvark Training	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Education	Classes
	Aardvark Training Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.
7	Accordion Wars	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Media	Video Games
	Accordion Wars Arcade video game in Al's cave.
8	Advanced Geometry	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Literature	Textbooks
	Advanced Geometry Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.
9	The Adventures of Fatman	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	The Adventures of Fatman Cartoon featuring the superhero Fatman and his sidekick Harvey the hamster.
10	Al TV	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Cinema	TV Stations
	Al TV TV station Al watches, from multiple episodes.
11	Alcorn's Bagel	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Stores	Bakeries
	Alcorn's Bagel Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
12	Amazing Four-tined Food Stabber	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Home Furnishing	Kitchen Products
	Amazing Four-tined Food Stabber One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show. It's a fork.
13	Amazing Grapes	WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY 2022 Film	BBB	Music	Songs
	Amazing Grapes Parody song Al sings for his parents - alternate version of Amazing Grace.
14	America's Most Reality Based Cops	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Television	TV Shows-Reality
	America's Most Reality Based Cops TV show Al watches. Police find Al's missing stuff, and the robber - Dick Van Patton.
15	Antonio's	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Dining	Pizza Parlors
	Antonio's Pizza place that Pizza Quick - the pizza place that guarantees zero second fast delivery, saving time by not using a box - mentions in their television commercial because using a box adds eight seconds to their delivery time.
16	Astral Projection	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Literature	Textbooks
	Astral Projection Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.
17	Automatic Toenail Clipper	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Technology Products	Electronics
	Automatic Toenail Clipper Al's latest invention that he tests on Harvey.
18	Bagel Bakery	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Stores	Bakeries
	Bagel Bakery Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
19	Bagel Haus	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Stores	Bakeries
	Bagel Haus Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
20	Ballad of Jed Clampett	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Music	Songs
	Ballad of Jed Clampett George daydreams he's a rock star, singing a song about the Beverly Hillbillies called "Ballad of Jed Clampett".
21	Be Nice to Your Teeth	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Cinema	Movies
	Be Nice to Your Teeth Educational film that Al shows to his friend Bobby the inquisitive boy.
22	Beastiality Today	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Beastiality Today TV show on U62.
23	Beat the Loan Shark	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Beat the Loan Shark TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
24	Bellybutton Lint Recycling	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Education	Classes
	Bellybutton Lint Recycling Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.
25	Bernie's Deli	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Dining	Cafes and Delis
	Bernie's Deli Weird Al Yankovic: When we were young, Bernie's Deli was down the block / He made a great liver pate / But if there's one thing in this world that I like better than a corned beef on rye / It's Chicken Pot Pie.
26	Big Edna's Burger World	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Dining	Burger Joints
	Big Edna's Burger World Fast food restaurant where Al works.
27	Big Roy's Eating and Plumbing	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Dining	Restaurants
	Big Roy's Eating and Plumbing Weird Al: Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming after working all year down at Big Roy's Eating And Plumbing, so one night when my family the I were gathered 'round the dinner table, I said, "Kids, if you could go anywhere in this great big world now, where'd you like to go to?" They said, "Dad, we wanna see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota!"
28	Bits N Pieces	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Bits N Pieces Al pours out a box of Bits N Pieces cereal to get to the prize hidden inside - an half pound artificially preserved Horseradish Enchilada that even tastes good through the plastic.
29	Buddha Knows Best	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Buddha Knows Best TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
30	Burger World	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Dining	Fast Food
	Burger World
31	Burns and Bards	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Retail	Bookstores
	Burns and Bards Bookstore where Al's friend the Hooded Avenger says he got John Tesh to sign his utility belt.
32	Butter Nut Fudge Nut Ripple Swirl	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Menu	Ice Cream Flavors
	Butter Nut Fudge Nut Ripple Swirl Al's favorite ice cream flavor that he eats in space.
33	Camp Superfun	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Pets	Pet Services
	Camp Superfun The perfect summer camp for shapeless tall furry animals between the ages of six to thirteen.
34	Cave Con III	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Events	Conventions and Seminars
	Cave Con III Al and Harvey attend the annual cave dwellers convention.
35	Celebrity Close-up	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Celebrity Close-up TV interview show featuring guest Clint Eastwood.
36	Channel 3	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Cinema	TV Stations
	Channel 3 Weird Al Yankovic: And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean, Midget wrestling on Channel 3. It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em, yeah, but that's all right with me.
37	Channel 8	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Cinema	TV Stations
	Channel 8
38	Clint Eastwood Salad Dressing	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Products	Condiments
	Clint Eastwood Salad Dressing Condiment product that Clint mentions while a guest on TV interview show Celebrity Close-up. Available flavors include blue cheese, ranch, honey mustard and fresh n' zesty poppyseed.
39	Coffee Corner	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Dining	Coffeehouses
	Coffee Corner Coffee shop where Al's friend Val says she saw John Tesh order a mochaccino.
40	Coffee House	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Dining	Coffeehouses
	Coffee House Generic coffee house in the Fatman cartoon where Harvey spots the alien pirate fish driving by and deletes all their funds from the First Bank of Blorg.
41	Conan the Librarian	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Conan the Librarian TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
42	Cranberry World	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Amusement	Amusement Parks
	Cranberry World Weird Al: The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it, but you can't see out of the side of the car because the windows are completely covered with the decals of all the places where we've already been. There's Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum, the Boll Weevil Monument and Cranberry World, the Shuffleboard Hall of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock, and the Mecca of Albino Squirrels.
43	David Bagels	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Stores	Bakeries
	David Bagels Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
44	Dingledorf Potato Salad Factory	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Industries	Food Companies
	Dingledorf Potato Salad Factory Factory where the Slawmeister plants his potato bombs in the Fatman cartoon.
45	DNA	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Financial Companies	Credit Cards
	DNA Credit card company from the Fatman cartoon. When the alien pirate fish Zork realizes he's running low on bagels at Woo's antiques, he uses his Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card, backed by DNA (stand-in for Visa).
46	Dog Racing from Rio De Janeiro	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Dog Racing from Rio De Janeiro TV show on U62.
47	Donut World	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Stores	Donut Shops
	Donut World Donut shop from the Adventures of Fatman cartoon where Al works and the police hangout.
48	Dr. Jones	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Healthcare	Doctors
	Dr. Jones Weird Al Yankovic: Help me out! Dig! All I do is grunt and groan. Hurts me to walk anywhere, went to see my physician, Dr. Jones. He took my trousers off, told me to cough. Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss, he tells me any day I might have to wear a truss.
49	Dr. Phillips	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Pets	Pet Services
	Dr. Phillips Door-to-door pet psychologist looking for disturbed pets.
50	Drool Baby	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Toys	Dolls
	Drool Baby Doll that Al asks for from Santa (the Hooded Avenger).
51	Druids on Parade	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Druids on Parade TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
52	Ear Magnets	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Goods	Miscellaneous Products
	Ear Magnets One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show that increases your listening skills by 30%.
53	Eye on Toxic Waste	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV News
	Eye on Toxic Waste TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
54	Fairy Tales	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Literature	Books
	Fairy Tales Al reads Bobby a Fatman story from a generic book of fairy tales.
55	First Bank of Blorg	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Financial Companies	Banks
	First Bank of Blorg Interplanetary bank from the Fatman cartoon, bank used by the pirate alien fish. Harvey hacks into their account and deletes all their funds.
56	Floyd's Fish Market	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Dining	Restaurants
	Floyd's Fish Market Fast food restaurant where Al used to work that his friend mentions.
57	The Flying Pope	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	The Flying Pope TV show on U62.
58	The Fred Huggins Show	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	The Fred Huggins Show TV show that Al watches, from multiple episodes.
59	The French Prince of Bel-Air	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	The French Prince of Bel-Air TV show that Al watches. Parody of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
60	Frog Cosmetology	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Education	Classes
	Frog Cosmetology Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.
61	Fun with Dirt	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Fun with Dirt TV show on U62.
62	Gandhi II	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Cinema	Movies
	Gandhi II Announcer: Next week on U62 - He's back, and this time, he's mad - Gandhi II - No more mister passive resistance. He's out to kick some butt. This is one bad mother you don't wanna mess with.
63	George Newman	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Music	Musicians
	George Newman George daydreams he's a rock star, singing a song about the Beverly Hillbillies called "Ballad of Jed Clampett".
64	Hamster Maintenance	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Education	Academic Fields
	Hamster Maintenance Bobby and the Hooded Avenger present Al with an honorary doctorate in Hamster Maintenance.
65	Holidays	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Cinema	Movies
	Holidays Al's home movie.
66	Hoodcycle	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Vehicles	Bikes
	Hoodcycle Al's friend the superhero Hooded Avenger's motorcycle.
67	Hooded Studies	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Education	Academic Fields
	Hooded Studies Al's friend the Hooded Avenger has 5 PhDs in Biology, Geology, Astrophysics, Hooded Studies and Taking the Law into Your Own Hands.
68	Horatio's Hamster Hut	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Pets	Pet Stores
	Horatio's Hamster Hut Pet store Al mentions going to get a birthday gift for Harvey.
69	Horseradish Enchilada	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Products	Miscellaneous Food Products
	Horseradish Enchilada Al pours out a box of Bits N Pieces cereal to get to the prize hidden inside - an half pound artificially preserved Horseradish Enchilada that even tastes good through the plastic.
70	I Like You	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Music	Songs
	I Like You Song by Fred Huggins, host of the Fred Huggins Show.
71	Instant Plastic Surgery Machine	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Technology Products	Medical Devices
	Instant Plastic Surgery Machine Al's brand new invention that makes him look like Drew Carey.
72	Intergalactic Gold Card	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Financial Companies	Credit Cards
	Intergalactic Gold Card Credit card company from the Fatman cartoon. When the alien pirate fish Zork realizes he's running low on bagels at Woo's antiques, he uses his Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card, backed by DNA (stand-in for Visa).
73	Interocitor	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Technology Products	Electronics
	Interocitor Device from This Island Earth visible in music video.
74	Interocitor	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Technology Products	Electronics
	Interocitor Technological device. Named after the alien device in the 1949 story The Alien Machine, and subsequent 1952 novel This Island Earth by Raymond F. Jones.
75	Interplanetary ATM	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Financial Companies	Financial Services
	Interplanetary ATM Automatic teller machine in outer space in the Fatman cartoon where the alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg deposit their stolen bagels.
76	It's Nice to Be Nice	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Music	Songs
	It's Nice to Be Nice Song by Fred Huggins, host of the Fred Huggins Show.
77	Jackson Park Express	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Transportation	Bus Lines
	Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic: Tuesday morning, 8:15, I was riding to work on the Jackson Park Express / Seemed like any other day, then my whole world changed in a way I never could have guessed / 'Cause she walked in, took the seat right across the aisle / I knew we had a special connection the second I saw her smile.
78	Jerry's Bait Shop	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Retail	Sporting Goods Stores
	Jerry's Bait Shop Weird Al Yankovic: Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop - you know the place - well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy, except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning my mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast.
79	Joe's Cafe	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Dining	Cafes and Delis
	Joe's Cafe It was just the other day when we went to Joe's Cafe, just to order up a couple steaks to eat / But we noticed something wrong - all the Worcestershire was gone, but the waitress brought a different kind of treat.
80	Joe's Deli	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Dining	Cafes and Delis
	Joe's Deli Deli from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
81	Jurassic Park	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Amusement	Amusement Parks
	Jurassic Park Weird Al Yankovic: Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark / All the dinosaurs are running wild / Someone let T. Rex out of his pen / I'm afraid those things will harm me / 'Cause they sure don't act like Barney / And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend.
82	Keith's Bagels	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Stores	Bakeries
	Keith's Bagels Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
83	King of Suede	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	King of Suede Clothing store.
84	The Kitty Song	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Music	Songs
	The Kitty Song Song Fred sings on the Fred Huggins Show.
85	Know-It-All Correspondence School	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Education	Classes
	Know-It-All Correspondence School School that offers classes in Molecular Biology, Nuclear Waste Management, Air Traffic Controlling, Aardvark Training, Bellybutton Lint Recycling, UFO Restoration and Repair, Unleashing Your Inner Robot, Frog Cosmetology, Accounting and so many more.
86	Kuni's Karate School	WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY 2022 Film	BBB	Education	Martial Arts Schools
	Kuni's Karate School Advertisement on bulletin board - karate school from the film UHF.
87	Kuni's Karate School	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Education	Martial Arts Schools
	Kuni's Karate School Al's friend Kuni's martial arts school.
88	Learning About Your Nose	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Cinema	Movies
	Learning About Your Nose Educational film that Corky shows Bobby the inquisitive boy (because Al is playing hooky, hanging out with Daisy Fuentes in Hawaii).
89	Leave It to Bigfoot	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Leave It to Bigfoot TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
90	Leo's Pet Store	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Pets	Pet Stores
	Leo's Pet Store Pet store next door to Kuni's school.
91	The Lice Is Right	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	The Lice Is Right TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
92	Limburger Soda	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Beverage Products	Soft Drinks
	Limburger Soda Soft drink Al mentions - he either has a thirst for knowledge, or Limburger Soda.
93	Mad Scientist's Lair and Income Tax Prep...	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Financial Companies	Financial Services
	Mad Scientist's Lair and Income Tax Preparation Supervillain headquarters from Fatman cartoon.
94	Madame Judy's Psychic Hotline	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Services	Miscellaneous Services
	Madame Judy's Psychic Hotline Al's friend Judy's psychic service.
95	May I Take Your Order Please? Shampoo	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Personal Care	Hair Products
	May I Take Your Order Please? Shampoo Shampoo ad on Al TV.
96	Mayo	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Food Products	Condiments
	Mayo Generic mayonnaise product from music video, which local residents spread on their lawn to attract weasels, in order to stomp them on Weasel Stomping Day.
97	Midnight Star	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Periodicals	Newspapers
	Midnight Star Tabloid newspaper.
98	Midnight Star	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Periodicals	Newspapers
	Midnight Star Newspaper.
99	Milk	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Beverage Products	Milk
	Milk Generic milk product from Got Milk? parody commercial.
100	Mind Your Manners	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Cinema	Movies
	Mind Your Manners Educational film that Al shows to his friend Bobby the inquisitive boy.
101	Mippy	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Amusement	Clowns
	Mippy Clown on the Uncle Ralphie Show.
102	Mocky	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Beverage Products	Soft Drinks
	Mocky Beverage vending machine in Al's cave.
103	Morpho-Man	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Toys	Action Figures
	Morpho-Man Action figure collection.
104	Mummy & Daddy	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Mummy & Daddy Family sitcom on Al TV, featuring an actual mummy.
105	My Summer Vacation	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Cinema	Movies
	My Summer Vacation Al's home movie.
106	My Three Mutants	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	My Three Mutants TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
107	Name that Stain	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Name that Stain TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
108	National Rodent Society's Official Hamst...	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Literature	Books
	National Rodent Society's Official Hamster Maintenance Manual When Harvey the Wonder Hamster isn't feeling well, Al reads the National Rodent Society's Official Hamster Maintenance Manual cover to cover.
109	Nature Trail to Hell	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Cinema	Movies
	Nature Trail to Hell Horror movie: Coming this Christmas to a theater near you: The most horrifying film that hit the screen. There's a homicidal maniac who finds a cub-scout troop and he hacks up two or three in every scene. Please don't reveal the secret ending to your friends. Don't spoil the big surprise. You won't believe your eyes when you see Nature Trail to Hell.
110	Nature Trail to Hell Part 2	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Cinema	Movies
	Nature Trail to Hell Part 2 Horror movie sequel: See severed heads that almost fall right in your lap. See that bloody hatchet coming right at you. No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again, until we bring Nature Trail to Hell Part 2.
111	Nick's Deli	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Dining	Cafes and Delis
	Nick's Deli Deli from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
112	Oaties	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Oaties Breakfast cereal from Got Milk? parody commercial.
113	The Official Celebrity Appearance Price ...	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Literature	Books
	The Official Celebrity Appearance Price List Book that Al consults to find out how much it will cost to book John Tesh ($82,000).
114	Our Friend Dirt	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Cinema	Movies
	Our Friend Dirt Educational film that Al shows to his friend Bobby the inquisitive boy.
115	Paul's Bakery	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Stores	Bakeries
	Paul's Bakery Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
116	Peanutbutter Pizza	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Menu	Menu Items
	Peanutbutter Pizza Al's friend the Hooded Avenger brings takeout peanutbutter pizza.
117	Phil Frye the Science Guy	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Phil Frye the Science Guy TV show on Al TV.
118	Pirate Day Care	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Youth Services	Childcare Services
	Pirate Day Care The number one daycare for children in the entire tri-state areas.
119	Pirate Roofing	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Construction	Construction Companies
	Pirate Roofing Pirate themed construction company.
120	Pizza Quick	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Dining	Pizza Parlors
	Pizza Quick Pizza place that guarantees zero second fast delivery, saving time by not using a box.
121	Placebo Pictures	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Media Companies	Film Production Companies
	Placebo Pictures Film studio behind new natural disaster movie 60% Chance of Rain.
122	Rabid Puppy	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Cinema	Movie Parodies
	Rabid Puppy Movie featured on the Siskel & Ebert parody on Al TV.
123	The Racketball Channel	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Cinema	TV Stations
	The Racketball Channel Weird Al Yankovic: I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network, the news and weather from Peru, I got celebrity hockey, the Racketball Channel too.
124	Raul's Wild Kingdom	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Raul's Wild Kingdom TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
125	Roadway Hickory Flavored Asphalt	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Products	Condiments
	Roadway Hickory Flavored Asphalt Product Al uses to make a snack for bad influence Spike: Hickory flavored asphalt with anchovy jell-O on whole wheat bread.
126	Sabrina the Teenage Fish	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Sabrina the Teenage Fish TV show on Al TV.
127	Safety and You	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Cinema	Movies
	Safety and You Safety video for kids.
128	Secrets of the Universe	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Secrets of the Universe TV show on U62.
129	The Shuffleboard Hall of Fame	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Entertainment	Museum Halls
	The Shuffleboard Hall of Fame Weird Al: The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it, but you can't see out of the side of the car because the windows are completely covered with the decals of all the places where we've already been. There's Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum, the Boll Weevil Monument and Cranberry World, the Shuffleboard Hall of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock, and the Mecca of Albino Squirrels.
130	Siamese Faith Healer's Network	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Cinema	TV Stations
	Siamese Faith Healer's Network Weird Al Yankovic: I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network, the news and weather from Peru, I got celebrity hockey, the Racketball Channel too.
131	Silly Choice Foods, Inc.	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Industries	Food Companies
	Silly Choice Foods, Inc. Company that makes Silly Choices Dinners, prepared meal product featuring 15 strange combinations, including Roast beef and Bananas, Pork Chop and Cotton Candy, Fried Chicken and Pancakes, Lasagne and Licorice, Grilled Salmon and Pancakes, and Spaghetti and Rubber Bands.
132	Silly Choices Dinners	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Products	Pasta
	Silly Choices Dinners Prepared meal product featuring 15 strange combinations, including Roast beef and Bananas, Pork Chop and Cotton Candy, Fried Chicken and Pancakes, Lasagne and Licorice, Grilled Salmon and Pancakes, and Spaghetti and Rubber Bands.
133	Sol's Deli	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Dining	Cafes and Delis
	Sol's Deli Deli in the Fatman cartoon where the alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg steal bagels.
134	Spatula City	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Home Furnishing	Home Furnishing Stores
	Spatula City A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion. Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color. And because we eliminate the middle man, we can sell all our spatulas factory direct to you. Where do you go if you want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost? Spatula City!
135	Spin the Wheel	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Television	TV Shows-Game Shows
	Spin the Wheel TV game show where guests spin a wheel, over and over.
136	Sport Shoe	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Apparel	Footwear
	Sport Shoe Shoe product. You don't deserve to wear 'em.
137	Stanley Spadowski's Playhouse	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Stanley Spadowski's Playhouse TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
138	Supersonic Gut-icizer	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Goods	Fitness Products
	Supersonic Gut-icizer One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show. Some sort of exercise product. For a limited time, you can get one with Al's face on it.
139	Syndicated Inc.	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Cinema	TV Stations
	Syndicated Inc. Company that airs TV show reruns.
140	Taco Grande	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Dining	Mexican Fast Food
	Taco Grande Mexican fast food restaurant.
141	Taking the Law Into Your Own Hands	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Education	Academic Fields
	Taking the Law Into Your Own Hands Al's friend the Hooded Avenger has 5 PhDs in Biology, Geology, Astrophysics, Hooded Studies and Taking the Law into Your Own Hands.
142	That's Disgusting	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	That's Disgusting TV show on U62.
143	This Old Mouth	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	This Old Mouth TV show on Al TV featuring a close-up of a mouth.
144	Time Machine	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Transportation	Time Travel
	Time Machine Al invents a time machine.
145	Tom Frank Bakery	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Stores	Bakeries
	Tom Frank Bakery Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
146	Tom's Bakery	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Stores	Bakeries
	Tom's Bakery Bakery from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
147	Town Talk	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Town Talk TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
148	Traffic Court	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Traffic Court TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
149	The Tupperware Museum	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Entertainment	Museums
	The Tupperware Museum Weird Al: The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it, but you can't see out of the side of the car because the windows are completely covered with the decals of all the places where we've already been. There's Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum, the Boll Weevil Monument and Cranberry World, the Shuffleboard Hall of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock, and the Mecca of Albino Squirrels.
150	Twentieth Century Belgian Philosophers	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Literature	Textbooks
	Twentieth Century Belgian Philosophers Textbook Al gets from the Know-It-All Correspondence School. Astral Projection.
151	U-62	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Cinema	TV Stations
	U-62 TV station.
152	Udderly Frozen Ice Cream	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Food Industries	Food Companies
	Udderly Frozen Ice Cream Ice cream company from the Adventures of Fatman cartoon that Evil Uncle Frank plans to use to flood the city.
153	UFO Restoration and Repair	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Education	Classes
	UFO Restoration and Repair Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.
154	Unbelievable Discoveries	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Unbelievable Discoveries Al joins Mike Levey on his show Unbelievable Discoveries (parody of Amazing Discoveries), selling products to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.
155	Uncle Nutsy's Funhouse	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Uncle Nutsy's Funhouse TV show on U62.
156	The Uncle Ralphie Show	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	The Uncle Ralphie Show Children's TV show hosted by Uncle Ralphie, host that Al competes against for the Best TV Host Award.
157	Underwater Bingo for Teens	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Underwater Bingo for Teens TV show on U62.
158	Unleashing Your Inner Robot	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Education	Classes
	Unleashing Your Inner Robot Class offered from the Know-It-All Correspondence School.
159	Volcano Worshiper's Hour	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Volcano Worshiper's Hour TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
160	WA Industries	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Industrial Companies	Industries
	WA Industries Weird Al's company, from the music video.
161	Whac-A-Squirrel	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Toys	Arcade Games
	Whac-A-Squirrel Arcade game denounced by the host announcing the winner of the Best TV Host Award. Stand-in for Whac-A-Mole.
162	Wheel of Fish	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Wheel of Fish TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
163	Wide World of Tractor Pulls	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Wide World of Tractor Pulls TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
164	Willy's Fun Arcade	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	BBB	Amusement	Video Game Arcades
	Willy's Fun Arcade Arcade next door to the King of Suede clothing store.
165	WLS Special Motor Oil	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Vehicles	Automotive Products
	WLS Special Motor Oil Motor oil Al puts on his Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos snack.
166	Wonderful World of Phlegm	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Wonderful World of Phlegm TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
167	Woodrow Wilson Elementary School	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Education	Elementary Schools
	Woodrow Wilson Elementary School School featured in the Safety and You safety video for kids.
168	Woo's Antiques	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Home Furnishing	Antique Stores
	Woo's Antiques Antique shop from the Fatman cartoon where alien pirate fish Zork realizes he's running low on bagels at Woo's antiques, so he uses his Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card, only to discover that he's broke, because Harvey hacked into his bank account and deleted all his funds.
169	X-ray Spray	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Technology Products	Spy Gadgets
	X-ray Spray Al's brand new invention.
170	Yank-Co	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Corporations	Companies
	Yank-Co Al's company that makes the products he sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show.
171	Yank-Co Shoelace Tying Gauge	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Apparel	Footwear
	Yank-Co Shoelace Tying Gauge One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show.
172	Yanko Maniac	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Media	Video Games
	Yanko Maniac Arcade video game in Al's cave.
173	Yankovic's Deli	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Dining	Cafes and Delis
	Yankovic's Deli Deli from the Fatman cartoon. When alien pirate fish from the planet Zorg come to Earth to steal bagels, Fatman removes bakery and deli signs so they won't know where to go.
174	Yappy's Dog Treats	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Pets	Pet Products
	Yappy's Dog Treats Dog treat product advertised on Uncle Nutsy's Funhouse.
175	You Bet Your Pink Slip	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	You Bet Your Pink Slip TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
176	The Young and the Dyslexic	UHF 1989 Film	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	The Young and the Dyslexic TV show on U62.
177	The Young and the Housebroken	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	The Young and the Housebroken TV soap opera.
FICTITIOUS TIMELINE
178	November 21, 1620	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Dates	19th Century and earlier	Events
	November 21, 1620 The English ship Mayflower reaches what is now the United States, dropping anchor near the tip of Cade Cop, Massachusetts - except that Al claims the anchor in question was actually a fruitcake gifted to the Yankovic family, used as the boat's anchor after he original anchor was eaten by a giant sea monster. The fruitcake has since been passed down from generation to generation. Al attempts to serve said fruitcake at his holiday party, but it proves too tough to cut.
179	December 1, 1989	WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY 2022 Film	Dates	20th Century: 80s	Death Dates
	December 1, 1989 Pablo Escobar's 40th birthday party. After Escobar's men kidnap Madonna, Al flies to Colombia and confronts the drug lord, killing him. With the kingpin dead, Madonna tries to talk Al into giving up music and helping her take over his drug empire, but Al rejects her.
180	November 28, 1995	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Dates	20th Century: 90s	Events
	November 28, 1995 Alien pirate fish Zork's Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card is valid from November 28, 1995 to March 13, 1999 (from Fatman cartoon).
181	March 13, 1999	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Dates	20th Century: 90s	Events
	March 13, 1999 Alien pirate fish Zork's Intergalactic Gold Cold credit card is valid from November 28, 1995 to March 13, 1999 (from Fatman cartoon).
182	January 1	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Dates	No Year	Events
	January 1 Weird Al Yankovic: Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero / And if the radiation level's okay / I'll go out with you and see the all new mutations on New Year's Day.
183	December 25	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Dates	No Year	Events
	December 25 Weird Al Yankovic: It's Christmas at Ground Zero / Now the missiles are on their way / What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked / On this jolly holiday.
MAKE BELIEVE MAP
184	53rd Street	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Map	Transit Routes	Streets
	53rd Street Weird Al Yankovic: And then the bus stopped at 53rd Street, and she got up suddenly / "Where are you going?", pleaded my eyes, "Baby, don't you do this to me / Think of the beautiful children we could have someday / We could school them at home, raise them up the right way, and protect them from the evils of the world like Trigonometry and Prime Numbers, oh no, baby, please don't go!"
185	Bedrock	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Map	Urban Areas	Cities
	Bedrock Weird Al Yankovic: Sometimes I feel like I need a vacation / Sometimes I feel like I wanna go to the city of cavemen, the city of Bedrock. I'd be a Flintstone, now I'll tell you why...
186	Blorg	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Blorg Planet from the Fatman cartoon, home of the alien pirate fish that are stealing bagels from bakeries and delis.
187	The Boll Weevil Monument	UHF 1989 Film	Map	Structures	Buildings
	The Boll Weevil Monument Weird Al: The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it, but you can't see out of the side of the car because the windows are completely covered with the decals of all the places where we've already been. There's Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum, the Boll Weevil Monument and Cranberry World, the Shuffleboard Hall of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock, and the Mecca of Albino Squirrels.
188	Dagobah	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Dagobah Weird Al Yankovic: I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S-O-D-A soda / I saw the little runt sitting there on a log, I asked him his name and in a raspy voice, he said, Yoda, Y-O-D-A Yoda Yo, yo, yo, yo, Yoda.
189	Elvis-O-Rama	UHF 1989 Film	Map	Structures	Buildings
	Elvis-O-Rama Weird Al: The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it, but you can't see out of the side of the car because the windows are completely covered with the decals of all the places where we've already been. There's Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum, the Boll Weevil Monument and Cranberry World, the Shuffleboard Hall of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock, and the Mecca of Albino Squirrels.
190	Gilmore Building	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Map	Structures	Buildings
	Gilmore Building Weird Al Yankovic: She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building / I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap / I knew she had to be the girl for me / And to think I probably never would have found her / If I hadn't bought that telescope.
191	Hood Cave	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Map	Nature	Caverns
	Hood Cave Al's friend the Hooded Avenger's secret hideout. Parody of the Bat Cave.
192	The Mecca of Albino Squirrels	UHF 1989 Film	Map	Structures	Buildings
	The Mecca of Albino Squirrels Weird Al: The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it, but you can't see out of the side of the car because the windows are completely covered with the decals of all the places where we've already been. There's Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum, the Boll Weevil Monument and Cranberry World, the Shuffleboard Hall of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock, and the Mecca of Albino Squirrels.
193	Poodle Dog Rock	UHF 1989 Film	Map	Structures	Buildings
	Poodle Dog Rock Weird Al: The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it, but you can't see out of the side of the car because the windows are completely covered with the decals of all the places where we've already been. There's Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum, the Boll Weevil Monument and Cranberry World, the Shuffleboard Hall of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock, and the Mecca of Albino Squirrels.
194	Squirma	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Map	Geographic Areas	Countries
	Squirma Squirmese chef Varna from the country of Squirma where hamsters considered a delicacy attempts to cook Harvey the Wonder Hamster.
195	Zargo VII	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Zargo VII Zargonauts from the planet Zargo VII come to Earth looking for all the people that are best at something to start a new super advanced civilization.
OTHER
196	Al Yankovic	WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY 2022 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Yankovic Al Yankovic: Hey Escobar, eat it!
197	Al's hamster's name, the most fearless r...	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Trivia	Name Game-Animals
	Al's hamster's name, the most fearless rodent in the world. Edward Victor Harvey
198	Al's imaginary friend's name.	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Trivia	Name Game
	Al's imaginary friend's name. Arnie Gilbert Grape
199	Announcer	UHF 1989 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Announcer Announcer: Next week on U62 - He's back, and this time, he's mad - Gandhi II - No more mister passive resistance. He's out to kick some butt. This is one bad mother you don't wanna mess with.
200	Banana Mustard Sandwich	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Sandwich Recipes
	Banana Mustard Sandwich Sandwich that Al's producer J. B. Toppersmith's nephew Huey mentions to Al.
201	Best TV Show Host Award	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recognition	Awards
	Best TV Show Host Award Al and Uncle Ralphie compete for the Best TV Show Host Award, which Fred Huggins wins.
202	Blue-nostrilled Pigeon	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Living Things	Animals
	Blue-nostrilled Pigeon Bird Al reads about while studying the books sent him from the Know-It-All Correspondence School: "The blue-nostrilled pigeon keeps it young inside its left ear for the entire length of gestation".
203	Candy Corn on the Cob	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Food Recipes
	Candy Corn on the Cob Dish Al serves at his holiday party.
204	Chocolate Bunnies with Cornbread Stuffin...	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Food Recipes
	Chocolate Bunnies with Cornbread Stuffing and Gravy Dish Al serves at his holiday party.
205	Chocolate Lasagne	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Food Recipes
	Chocolate Lasagne Dweezil Zappa's reward for helping out with chores in Al's cave. Except that Harvey eats it all himself.
206	Fatman	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Fatman Fatman: Take that, evil seafood!
207	Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Food Recipes
	Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos Snack Al makes.
208	Fudge Muffins with Mustard Filling	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Food Recipes
	Fudge Muffins with Mustard Filling Muffins that Al bakes to sell to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.
209	Gandhi	UHF 1989 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Gandhi Gandhi: Don't move, slimeball.
210	Goat Cheese and Arugula Brownies	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Food Recipes
	Goat Cheese and Arugula Brownies Brownies that Al bakes to sell to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.
211	Grandma Yankovic's Special Poundcake	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Food Recipes
	Grandma Yankovic's Special Poundcake Poundcake that Al bakes to sell to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.
212	Green Shamrock Mosses	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Food Recipes
	Green Shamrock Mosses Dish Al serves at his holiday party.
213	Hamster of the Year	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recognition	Awards
	Hamster of the Year Award on Harvey's wall.
214	Harvey	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Harvey Harvey: Well, looks like the Egg Man is toast.
215	Heart-shaped Ham	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Food Recipes
	Heart-shaped Ham Dish Al serves at his holiday party.
216	Hickory Flavored Asphalt with Anchovy Je...	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Food Recipes
	Hickory Flavored Asphalt with Anchovy Jell-O on Whole Wheat Bread Snack that Al makes for bad influence Spike.
217	Jellybean and Pickle Sandwich	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Sandwich Recipes
	Jellybean and Pickle Sandwich Al's specialty, mentioned during the song that opens the show: Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave twenty miles below the surface of the Earth, and he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, for what it's worth.
218	Lima Bean Cookies	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Food Recipes
	Lima Bean Cookies Cookies Al bakes.
219	Madonna	WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY 2022 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Madonna Madonna: Why rule the music industry when you can rule the world?
220	Mood Pie	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Food Recipes
	Mood Pie Dish Al serves at his holiday party.
221	Nick Yankovic and Al Yankovic	WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY 2022 Film	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Nick Yankovic and Al Yankovic Nick Yankovic and Al Yankovic: Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel, the Joker ran away, hey!
222	Perhaps Not Technically the Best, But Ar...	WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY 2022 Film	Other	Recognition	Awards
	Perhaps Not Technically the Best, But Arguably the Most Famous Accordion Player in an Extremely Specific Genre of Music Award that Al wins the night is assassinated at the Shrine Auditorium in 1985.
223	The Procrastinator	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	The Procrastinator The Procrastinator: Fine, be that way. You know, you don't even deserve world domination.
224	Reporter #1 & Reporter #2	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Reporter #1 & Reporter #2 Reporter #1: Do you have an agent? Reporter #2: Do you have a book deal? Reporter #1: Do you hang out with the Incredible Hulk? Reporter #2: Do you plan to change your name to an unpronounceable symbol? Reporter #1: Do you smell something funny?
225	Ron Popeil & Tony Little	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Ron Popeil & Tony Little Ron Popeil: That boy was our only hope. Tony Little: No, there is another.
226	Split Pea Fudge	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Food Recipes
	Split Pea Fudge Fudge Al makes that clears the rats away so the miners can fix the wall they broke.
227	Super Buoyant Edible Ping Pong Balls	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Food Recipes
	Super Buoyant Edible Ping Pong Balls Jalapeno flavored snack that Al makes for bad influence Spike.
228	Tapioca Stuffed Potatoes	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Food Recipes
	Tapioca Stuffed Potatoes Dish Al serves at his holiday party.
229	Tuna Punch	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Food Recipes
	Tuna Punch Drink Al serves at his holiday party.
230	Twinkie Wiener Sandwich	UHF 1989 Film	Other	Recipes	Sandwich Recipes
	Twinkie Wiener Sandwich Sandwich that Al makes.
231	Untitled	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Themes	Gray Eagle
	#b33123 #38aefa #384414
232	Untitled	UHF 1989 Film	Other	Themes	Pleasantville
	#3c6e2d #e2080f #f9c02d
233	Untitled	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Other	Themes	3-D
	#74438a #903742 #30bdf8
234	Untitled	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Other	Themes	Shield, The
	#d9962c #62696b #000000
235	Unwashed Raw Potato Cut in Half with a D...	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Recipes	Food Recipes
	Unwashed Raw Potato Cut in Half with a Dull Knife, Sprinkled with Gummy Worms Topped with Your Favorite Brand of India Ink One of Al's favorite recipes.
236	Weird Al	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Weird Al Weird Al: If you got blacktop and you got gelatin, you got good eatin'.
237	Weird Al Yankovic	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Weird Al Yankovic Weird Al Yankovic: And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean, Midget wrestling on Channel 3. It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em, yeah, but that's all right with me.
238	Weird Al Yankovic	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Weird Al Yankovic Weird Al Yankovic: I don't want no part of that vegetarian scene / I won't buy me a pair of designer jeans / No redwood hot tub to my name / I got all that I want and if it's all the same to you / I'll be mellow when I'd dead.
239	Weird Al Yankovic	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Weird Al Yankovic Weird Al Yankovic: My life is brilliant / Your life's a joke / You're just pathetic / You're always broke / Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain't impressin' me / You're sufferin' from delusions of adequacy.
240	Weird Al Yankovic	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Weird Al Yankovic Weird Al Yankovic: Well, the combination plates all come with beans and rice / The taquitos here are very nice / Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese / And could you make that separate checks, please? Taco Grande, Taco Grande.
241	Weird Al Yankovic	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Weird Al Yankovic Weird Al Yankovic: Well, that's it for the introductions. And now, the story. A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... uh... Oh, excuse me... Once upon a time, I think it was last Thursday, a boy named Peter opened the gate and went out into the big green meadow.
242	Weird Al Yankovic	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Weird Al Yankovic Weird Al Yankovic: Hit the boards and paid my dues, and got phenomenal rave reviews / I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt / I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone / Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone / But the years have come and gone, and I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out.
243	Weird Al Yankovic	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Weird Al Yankovic Weird Al Yankovic: Oh my my this here Anakin guy, may be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry, and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye, sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi."
244	Weird Al Yankovic	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Weird Al Yankovic Weird Al Yankovic: What's wrong with the world when TV doesn't make you feel better?
245	Weird Al Yankovic	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Weird Al Yankovic Weird Al Yankovic: Poor Peter Parker was pitiful, couldn't have been any shyer / Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him, even if his hair was on fire / But then one day he went to that science lab, that mutated spider came down / Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls and he's swingin' all over town.
246	Weird Al Yankovic	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Weird Al Yankovic Weird Al Yankovic: I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S-O-D-A soda / I saw the little runt sitting there on a log, I asked him his name and in a raspy voice, he said, Weird Al Yankovic, Y-O-D-A Weird Al Yankovic Yo, yo, yo, yo, Weird Al Yankovic.
247	Weird Al Yankovic	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Weird Al Yankovic Weird Al Yankovic: How awful! How heartless! How could anyone sink so low to do a parody of another human being?
248	Weird Al Yankovic	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Weird Al Yankovic Weird Al Yankovic: Put your viking helmet on, spread that mayonnaise on the lawn, don't you know it's Weird Al Yankovic!
249	Weird Al Yankovic's middle name.	WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music	Other	Trivia	Name Game
	Weird Al Yankovic's middle name. Mark Luke Matthew
250	Weird Al's bad influence friend's name.	THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series	Other	Trivia	Name Game
	Weird Al's bad influence friend's name. Jerry Tom Spike

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