MOONLIGHTING TV Series 1985. Created by Glenn Gordon Caron. Starring Cybill Shepherd, Bruce Willis, Allyce Beasley and Curtis Armstrong. | |||
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1 | A. Cadabra | BBB | Retail | Magic Shops | |||||||
A. Cadabra Special effects consultant that Maddie visits during herincvestigation into the death of The Great Kandinsky. "You Dream It, We Build It". | |||||||||||
3 | AAAAAA Magic Service | BBB | Retail | Magic Shops | |||||||
AAAAAA Magic Service Listing in the yellow pages when Maddie looks investigates the death of The Great Kandinsky. | |||||||||||
3 | Addison Investigations | BBB | Services | Private Investigation | |||||||
Addison Investigations When Maddie sells Blue Moon Investigations to Lou LaSalle, David leaves to start his own agency. | |||||||||||
4 | Adriana's | BBB | Dining | Restaurants | |||||||
Adriana's David and Maddie meet David's brother Richard Addison for dinner at a fancy restaurant. | |||||||||||
5 | Air Ireland | BBB | Transportation | Airlines | |||||||
Air Ireland Airline that Maddie and David's new client - the one that thinks she's a leprechaun - plans to fly back to Ireland. | |||||||||||
6 | The Amazing Magician | BBB | Retail | Magic Shops | |||||||
The Amazing Magician Listing in the yellow pages when Maddie looks investigates the death of The Great Kandinsky. | |||||||||||
3 | America Today | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers | |||||||
America Today Newspaper headline: TICKERTAPE PARADE FOR SENATOR'S SAVIOR. | |||||||||||
3 | AMFL | BBB | Services | Miscellaneous Services | |||||||
AMFL Another Mother For Lease. Business idea David comes up with - a service that helps you out with all sorts of decisions that mothers like to make. | |||||||||||
4 | Andre Illusions | BBB | Retail | Magic Shops | |||||||
Andre Illusions Listing in the yellow pages when Maddie looks investigates the death of The Great Kandinsky. "Rare and unusual magic for all occasions" | |||||||||||
3 | The Antoine Modeling Agency | BBB | Services | Public Relations | |||||||
The Antoine Modeling Agency David goes looking for a bride for their new client. | |||||||||||
3 | The Anvil | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs | |||||||
The Anvil Seedy bar where David and Maddie seek information about their new client's missing son. | |||||||||||
4 | Armstrong Pharmaceuticals | BBB | Industrial Companies | Chemical Companies | |||||||
Armstrong Pharmaceuticals David's old flame Jillian Armstrong's husband Harlan Armsng's pharmaceutical company. | |||||||||||
5 | Arzelle | BBB | Sports | Racehorses | |||||||
Arzelle David listens to the radio broadcast of a horse race, featuring the horses Good Tsar, Fairly Far, Prince Star, Sudden Sass and Arzelle. | |||||||||||
6 | Bailey's Soda | BBB | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks | |||||||
Bailey's Soda Soft drink. | |||||||||||
7 | Being 2nd Stinks | BBB | Literature | Books | |||||||
Being 2nd Stinks Business strategy book by J.D. Caron that David shows Maddie. | |||||||||||
8 | Blue Moon Investigations | BBB | Services | Private Investigation | |||||||
Blue Moon Investigations Also referred to as Blue Moon Detective Agency. Former model Maddie Hayes and private detective David Addison's detective agency. | |||||||||||
3 | Blue Moon Shampoo | BBB | Personal Care | Hair Products | |||||||
Blue Moon Shampoo David recognizes Maddie as the Blue Moon Shampoo girl. The only shampoo with milk, honey and a tablespoon of moonbeams in every bottle. | |||||||||||
4 | Bolero | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs | |||||||
Bolero In David's dream sequence, several neon signs for restaurants and hotels float by as his character Zack walks the streets after the murder. | |||||||||||
3 | Boo-Bi the Clown | BBB | Amusement | Clowns | |||||||
Boo-Bi the Clown Listing in the yellow pages when Maddie looks investigates the death of The Great Kandinsky. "The Clown with Tricks" | |||||||||||
4 | Bus Station | BBB | Television | TV Shows | |||||||
Bus Station David's idea for a new TV show, inspired by a dream. | |||||||||||
5 | California Investigators Association | BBB | Organizations | Professional Organizations | |||||||
California Investigators Association Maddie and David send Miss DiPesto to the California Investigators Association Annual Banquet and Ball in their place to help her get out of her new year's rut. | |||||||||||
3 | The Carlyle | BBB | Dining | Restaurants | |||||||
The Carlyle Fancy restaurant where Maddie meets their new client Frankie Tate for dinner. | |||||||||||
4 | Charles' Treasure | BBB | Arts | Paintings | |||||||
Charles' Treasure Painting of Maddie found at the scene of a dead artist. | |||||||||||
3 | Chicken Lickin' | BBB | Dining | Chicken Joints | |||||||
Chicken Lickin' Maddie yells at David for blowing their chance to be in charge of security for a fast food chicken chain restaurant. | |||||||||||
4 | City of Angels Investigations | BBB | Services | Private Investigation | |||||||
City of Angels Investigations Detective agency owned by Maddie Hayes. When her accountants steal her money, she intends the sell the company, however David convinces her to keep it open, changing the name to the Blue Moon Detective Agency, after Blue Moon Shampoo. | |||||||||||
5 | Club Pigalle | BBB | Nightlife | Clubs | |||||||
Club Pigalle In David's dream sequence, several neon signs for restaurants and hotels float by as his character Zack walks the streets after the murder. | |||||||||||
3 | Con-West | BBB | Transportation | Airlines | |||||||
Con-West Airline. | |||||||||||
3 | Costumes for Magic | BBB | Retail | Magic Shops | |||||||
Costumes for Magic Listing in the yellow pages when Maddie looks investigates the death of The Great Kandinsky. | |||||||||||
3 | Death Extension | BBB | Literature | Novels | |||||||
Death Extension Mystery novel by J.B. Harland, Agnes' favorite. | |||||||||||
4 | Doug and Ann's Illusions | BBB | Retail | Magic Shops | |||||||
Doug and Ann's Illusions Listing in the yellow pages when Maddie looks investigates the death of The Great Kandinsky. | |||||||||||
3 | East Credit Insurance Company | BBB | Financial Companies | Insurance Services | |||||||
East Credit Insurance Company David and Maddie take a new job as debt collectors. | |||||||||||
4 | El Greco | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs | |||||||
El Greco In David's dream sequence, several neon signs for restaurants and hotels float by as his character Zack walks the streets after the murder. | |||||||||||
3 | Fairly Far | BBB | Sports | Racehorses | |||||||
Fairly Far David listens to the radio broadcast of a horse race, featuring the horses Good Tsar, Fairly Far, Prince Star, Sudden Sass and Arzelle. | |||||||||||
4 | Flamingo Cove Orchestra | BBB | Music | Orchestras | |||||||
Flamingo Cove Orchestra Maddie and David learn of a murder committed at a 1940s night club called Flamingo Cove, featuring the Flamingo Cove Orchestra and the beautiful voice of Rita Adams. Each dreams the role of the convicted murderer and the circumstances leading to the crime, but each dream sequence is colored by the bias of the dreamer. Filmed at the Aquarius Theater. | |||||||||||
5 | French Casino | BBB | Entertainment | Casinos | |||||||
French Casino In David's dream sequence, several neon signs for restaurants and hotels float by as his character Zack walks the streets after the murder. | |||||||||||
3 | Good Tsar | BBB | Sports | Racehorses | |||||||
Good Tsar David listens to the radio broadcast of a horse race, featuring the horses Good Tsar, Fairly Far, Prince Star, Sudden Sass and Arzelle. | |||||||||||
4 | The Great Kandinsky | BBB | Amusement | Magicians | |||||||
The Great Kandinsky Magician The Great Kandinsky while trying to escape from The Tank of Peril - or does he? | |||||||||||
5 | The Heartbreak Hotline | BBB | Radio | Radio Programs | |||||||
The Heartbreak Hotline Paul McCain, host of the Heartbreak Hotline radio show on radio station KRKD, fakes his own death. | |||||||||||
6 | Highcastle Defense | BBB | Industrial Companies | Manufacturing | |||||||
Highcastle Defense The bad guys have been smuggling all sorts of plans out of Highcastle Defense in laundry bundles. | |||||||||||
7 | Hollywood Restaurant | BBB | Dining | Restaurants | |||||||
Hollywood Restaurant In David's dream sequence, several neon signs for restaurants and hotels float by as his character Zack walks the streets after the murder. | |||||||||||
3 | Hotsy Totsy Revue | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs | |||||||
Hotsy Totsy Revue In David's dream sequence, several neon signs for restaurants and hotels float by as his character Zack walks the streets after the murder. | |||||||||||
3 | Industrial Relations | BBB | Industrial Companies | Industries | |||||||
Industrial Relations Company Maddie cold calls, looking to handle their internal security. | |||||||||||
4 | The Journal of Human Sexual Behavior | BBB | Periodicals | Journals | |||||||
The Journal of Human Sexual Behavior Maddie asks David what he's reading. He's reading a book called Making Middle Management Matter: Life Between a Rock and a Hard Place, but he tells her he's reading The Journal of Human Sexual Behavior. | |||||||||||
3 | KRKD | BBB | Radio | Radio Stations | |||||||
KRKD Radio station from various episodes. | |||||||||||
4 | L1 Gun | BBB | Weapons | Guns | |||||||
L1 Gun Portable laser weaponry invented by SRT Industries. "A revolution in modern warfare". | |||||||||||
5 | Leon & Eddie's | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs | |||||||
Leon & Eddie's In David's dream sequence, several neon signs for restaurants and hotels float by as his character Zack walks the streets after the murder. | |||||||||||
3 | Los Angeles Tribune | BBB | Periodicals | Newspaper Tribunes | |||||||
Los Angeles Tribune Newspaper from various episodes. | |||||||||||
3 | Lou LaSalle Armored Cars | BBB | Services | Security Services | |||||||
Lou LaSalle Armored Cars Lou LaSalle, owner of multiple security-related companies such as Lou LaSalle Investigations, Lou LaSalle Armored Cars and Lou LaSalle Security, also known as Sherlock to the Stars, wants to buy Blue Moon Investigations - lock, stock and bad debts. | |||||||||||
4 | Lou LaSalle Investigations | BBB | Services | Private Investigation | |||||||
Lou LaSalle Investigations Lou LaSalle, owner of multiple security-related companies such as Lou LaSalle Investigations, Lou LaSalle Armored Cars and Lou LaSalle Security, also known as Sherlock to the Stars, wants to buy Blue Moon Investigations - lock, stock and bad debts. | |||||||||||
5 | Lou LaSalle Security | BBB | Services | Security Services | |||||||
Lou LaSalle Security Lou LaSalle, owner of multiple security-related companies such as Lou LaSalle Investigations, Lou LaSalle Armored Cars and Lou LaSalle Security, also known as Sherlock to the Stars, wants to buy Blue Moon Investigations - lock, stock and bad debts. | |||||||||||
6 | Mad Hayes, Inc. | BBB | Corporations | Companies | |||||||
Mad Hayes, Inc. Maddie Hayes' company. | |||||||||||
7 | Magic Night | BBB | Personal Care | Perfumes | |||||||
Magic Night Perfume company that Maddie would have worked for had she not gotten the Blue Moon Shampoo job. | |||||||||||
8 | Making Middle Management Matter | BBB | Literature | Biographies | |||||||
Making Middle Management Matter Maddie asks David what he's reading. He's reading a book called Making Middle Management Matter: Life Between a Rock and a Hard Place, but he tells her he's reading The Journal of Human Sexual Behavior. | |||||||||||
3 | The Marimba | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs | |||||||
The Marimba In David's dream sequence, several neon signs for restaurants and hotels float by as his character Zack walks the streets after the murder. | |||||||||||
3 | Montezuma's Revenge | BBB | Weapons | Gun Stores | |||||||
Montezuma's Revenge Guns and ammo company that Maddie and David mention, a potential client. | |||||||||||
4 | Murder Mystery Magazine | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines | |||||||
Murder Mystery Magazine Every year, famous mystery author J.B. Harland hosts an event called The Murder Train, featuring an interactive murder mystery. He invites the winner of Murder Mystery Magazine's essay contest, which this year is Blue Moon Detective Agency employee Agnes DiPesto. | |||||||||||
5 | The Murder Train | BBB | Entertainment | Theater Productions | |||||||
The Murder Train Every year, famous mystery author J.B. Harland hosts an event called The Murder Train, featuring an interactive murder mystery. He invites the winner of Murder Mystery Magazine's essay contest, which this year is Blue Moon Detective Agency employee Agnes DiPesto. | |||||||||||
6 | The National Inquisitor | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers | |||||||
The National Inquisitor Newspaper headline: I Just Did What I Had to Do, Says Camille. | |||||||||||
3 | The National Pit | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers | |||||||
The National Pit While on a stakeout, Maddie and David pretend to be reading newspapers - Maddie the Wall Street Journal, and David a sensational tabloid called the National Pit. | |||||||||||
3 | Pago-Pago | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs | |||||||
Pago-Pago In David's dream sequence, several neon signs for restaurants and hotels float by as his character Zack walks the streets after the murder. | |||||||||||
3 | Pinnacle Models | BBB | Services | Talent Agencies | |||||||
Pinnacle Models | |||||||||||
4 | Prince Star | BBB | Sports | Racehorses | |||||||
Prince Star David listens to the radio broadcast of a horse race, featuring the horses Good Tsar, Fairly Far, Prince Star, Sudden Sass and Arzelle. | |||||||||||
5 | Regency Investigations | BBB | Services | Private Investigation | |||||||
Regency Investigations David steals a client from another detective agency in the building. | |||||||||||
6 | Rich and Thin | BBB | Goods | Fitness Products | |||||||
Rich and Thin Mint-flavored liquid diet meal for weight control. David's brother Richard Addison's get rich and thin quick scheme. "Shed pounds - Make money". | |||||||||||
7 | Santa Junita Mission | BBB | Religion | Religious Organizations | |||||||
Santa Junita Mission David and Maddie are hired by a woman in a veil to track down an ex-boyfriend who threw acid on her face in a fit of anger. They track him to a mission. | |||||||||||
3 | Sawyer & Sawyer | BBB | Financial Companies | Accounting Services | |||||||
Sawyer & Sawyer Certified Public Accountants from various episodes. | |||||||||||
4 | SEXcetera | BBB | Retail | Bookstores | |||||||
SEXcetera Adult books and movie arcade. | |||||||||||
3 | Shepard, Shepard, Levine and Webb | BBB | Legal Aid | Law Firms | |||||||
Shepard, Shepard, Levine and Webb Attorneys at Law. Maddie Hayes' attorney. | |||||||||||
4 | SRT Industries | BBB | Industrial Companies | Industries | |||||||
SRT Industries Maddie gets the agency a job handling internal security for SRT Industries. | |||||||||||
5 | Sudden Sass | BBB | Sports | Racehorses | |||||||
Sudden Sass David listens to the radio broadcast of a horse race, featuring the horses Good Tsar, Fairly Far, Prince Star, Sudden Sass and Arzelle. | |||||||||||
6 | Train Station | BBB | Entertainment | Theater Productions | |||||||
Train Station David's idea for a new Broadway show. | |||||||||||
FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | |||||||||||
7 | July 4, 1896 | Dates | 19th Century and earlier | Birth Dates | |||||||
July 4, 1896 Maddie and David's potential new client Lawrence Everett born. | |||||||||||
3 | December 31, 1899 | Dates | 19th Century and earlier | Events | |||||||
December 31, 1899 Maddie and David's potential new client Lawrence Everett's first memory is of New Year's Eve at a special dinner in Baltimore when the clock struck midnight and they were delivered to the 20th century. | |||||||||||
3 | July 14, 1942 | Dates | 20th Century: 1st Half | Birth Dates | |||||||
July 14, 1942 Date of Birth on the Russian passport that David and Maddie find. | |||||||||||
3 | February 22, 1985 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Issued Dates | |||||||
February 22, 1985 Issued Date on the Russian passport that David and Maddie find. | |||||||||||
3 | December 24, 1985 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |||||||
December 24, 1985 Agnes DiPesto: There's nothing better in the whole world than spending Christmas Eve under a tree with a baby waiting for Santa Clause. | |||||||||||
3 | December 25, 1985 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |||||||
December 25, 1985 The Blue Moon Detective Agency celebrates solving their case and the holiday with snow and a song. | |||||||||||
3 | May 6, 1986 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |||||||
May 6, 1986 The everlasting union between Camille Brand and Mordecai Mishienski is interrupted by Mordy's death. Later, while running from the police, Camille accidentally tackles a gunman attempting to shoot a senator and becomes a hero. | |||||||||||
3 | December 1, 1986 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |||||||
December 1, 1986 Date on Maddie and David's client Alan Tupperman's hotel bill. | |||||||||||
3 | December 2, 1986 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |||||||
December 2, 1986 Date on Maddie and David's client Alan Tupperman's hotel bill. | |||||||||||
3 | February 22, 1990 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | |||||||
February 22, 1990 Expiration Date on the Russian passport that David and Maddie find. | |||||||||||
MAKE BELIEVE MAP | |||||||||||
3 | Flamingo Cove | Map | Structures | Event Venues | |||||||
Flamingo Cove Maddie and David learn of a murder committed at a 1940s night club called Flamingo Cove, featuring the Flamingo Cove Orchestra and the beautiful voice of Rita Adams. Each dreams the role of the convicted murderer and the circumstances leading to the crime, but each dream sequence is colored by the bias of the dreamer. Filmed at the Aquarius Theater. | |||||||||||
4 | Golden Hour Nursing Home | Map | Residential Communities | Retirement Communities | |||||||
Golden Hour Nursing Home Maddie and David's potential new client Lawrence Everett's residence. | |||||||||||
5 | La Placenta | Map | Urban Areas | Cities | |||||||
La Placenta Paul McCain, host of the Heartbreak Hotline radio show on radio station KRKD, tells a story about a girl with seven hearts who lives in a town called La Placenta. | |||||||||||
6 | Palookaville | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. | |||||||
Palookaville Maddie's character in her dream sequence Rita Adams claims to have grown up in a little town called Palookaville. | |||||||||||
7 | St. Johns | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. | |||||||
St. Johns City in Connecticut. Home address on Maddie and David's client Alan Tupperman's hotel bill. | |||||||||||
OTHER | |||||||||||
3 | Agnes DiPesto | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Agnes DiPesto Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency. If persons are missing, if objects are lost, we'll find them for you at reasonable cost. Your runaway husband, that nonpaying louse, we'll find him for you, bring him back to the house. Lost a prize-winning dog? Lost a prize-winning cat? We'll find them both for you in just no time flat. So tell us your problem, it will all work out fine, just tell me your problem, it's why I'm on the line. | |||||||||||
4 | Agnes DiPesto | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Agnes DiPesto Agnes DiPesto: City of Angels Investigations. Lost or stolen property - our specialty. You dropped it, we'll spot it. If he cheats, we'll peek. Little one gone? We'll find him before dawn. No job is too big, no job is too small. We're here to please one and all. We're licensed by the state of California and happily accept all major credit cards. How can I help you? | |||||||||||
5 | Agnes DiPesto | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Agnes DiPesto Agnes DiPesto: Welcome to the Blue Moon Detective Agency. We'll help solve your case, we'll help you find your mate. If it's answers you need, we're eager to please. From stuff that's been took to people who rook. We're always on the case with a smile on our face. We're an agency with class, we'll really move our... | |||||||||||
6 | Agnes DiPesto | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Agnes DiPesto Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Investigations. Are you being watched? Are you being bugged? Just give us a call and we'll find the thug. Whoever is your peeping Tom, Dick or John, we won't quit until he is gone... Yes, I am wearing a pale green dress. How did you know? Are you watching me? Right now? Hello? Hello? | |||||||||||
7 | Agnes DiPesto | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Agnes DiPesto Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Investigations. Thanks for calling the only agency that offers a double-your-crime-back guarantee. Amnesia cases are our special today. Finding the real you is our forte. We'll locate your name, find where you reside and throw in a gala welcome home party besides. | |||||||||||
8 | Agnes DiPesto | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Agnes DiPesto Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency. We're detectives with a heart, we're here to do our part. In your moment of need, we'll be there indeed. So please don't be shy, just give us a try. We're cooperative and discreet, we really can't be beat. And if I may be so bold, I'd like to put you on hold. | |||||||||||
9 | Agnes DiPesto | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Agnes DiPesto Agnes DiPesto: We're here to unravel events that might baffle. We'll figure it out and leave you no doubt. So tell us what's wrong, it won't take us long. We do our work well, there's no need to yell. | |||||||||||
10 | Agnes DiPesto | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Agnes DiPesto Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Investigations. Get in some trouble? We're there on the double. Wife a philanderer? We'll handle her. Need someone trailed? We've never failed. We break every case. We meet every goal. And what's more, aqui se habla espanol... sorry, no comprendo. | |||||||||||
11 | Agnes DiPesto | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Agnes DiPesto Agnes DiPesto: There's nothing better in the whole world than spending Christmas Eve under a tree with a baby waiting for Santa Clause. | |||||||||||
12 | Agnes DiPesto | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Agnes DiPesto Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency. Getting strange calls in the middle of the night? Strange notes in your mailbox by dawn's early light? Tell us a bout it. Let us get involved. We'll find the perv and your problems will be solved... Hello? Why don't you say something? (heavy breathing) Well, to you too. | |||||||||||
13 | Agnes DiPesto | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Agnes DiPesto Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency. Running a beauty pageant and need to know if any of the girls posed for photos that show more than the swimsuit competition would allow? Just give us a call and we'll find out now. We have sources at all the major men's magazines, and we'll use them to keep your beauty pageant clean. | |||||||||||
14 | Agnes DiPesto | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Agnes DiPesto Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency. If you're in trouble, if you're in a jam, don't tell me, I don't give a damn. | |||||||||||
15 | Agnes DiPesto | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Agnes DiPesto Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency. Say your pooch hasn't yet come home, called his name and bought him a new bone? Just give us a shot, in a day we'll find Spot... Could you call back? | |||||||||||
16 | Agnes DiPesto | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Agnes DiPesto Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Investigations. If you're in trouble, if you're in a fix, we're the people to turn to, we make things right quick. We're effective 'cause we listen, listen, listen to all you say. We listen, listen, listen and send help on the way... Hold on a minute, will you? | |||||||||||
17 | Agnes DiPesto & David Addison | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Agnes DiPesto & David Addison Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency, domestic entanglements are our forte, if he plays around, we'll track 'em down, we'll catch him with his fling, takes shots of the whole thing, black and white and color too, big ones, little ones. David Addison: Blue Moon Detective Agency, how may I help you - that is how we answer the phone. Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency, how may I help you... I think he hung up. | |||||||||||
18 | David Addison | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
David Addison David Addison: We are talking major weird here. | |||||||||||
19 | David Addison | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
David Addison David Addison: We solve no crime before its time. | |||||||||||
20 | David Addison | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
David Addison David Addison: Do bears bear? Do bees be? | |||||||||||
21 | David Addison | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
David Addison David Addison: Can I have your baby? No, of course I can't, it's a trick question. Bring me two of anything in the tequila family. | |||||||||||
22 | David Addison | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
David Addison David Addison: Shut up, Reptile! | |||||||||||
23 | David Addison | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
David Addison David Addison: Bloody Mary. Easy on the blood, heavy on the Mary. | |||||||||||
24 | David Addison | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
David Addison David Addison: That would make him the biggest bigamist in bigamy history. (to camera) Try saying that three times fast. | |||||||||||
25 | David Addison & Maddie Hayes | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
David Addison & Maddie Hayes Maddie Hayes: So, what do we do now? David Addison: Beat everybody to the diamonds. Maddie Hayes: Right, and do you know how to do that? David Addison: Hey - do flies fly? Does Spock beam up? Maddie Hayes: Do you know where they are? David Addison: I think I can safely narrow it down to a planet. | |||||||||||
26 | Maddie Hayes & David Addison | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Maddie Hayes & David Addison Maddie Hayes: I am not a sexist. David Addison: Not only are you a sexist, but you are the sexiest sexist it has been my good fortune to satirize. Maddie Hayes: Satirize? David Addison: Satirize, scrutinize, fantasize, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. | |||||||||||
3 | Maddie Hayes & David Addison | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Maddie Hayes & David Addison Maddie Hayes: When did you figure all this out? David Addison: During the commercial. | |||||||||||
4 | Maddie Hayes & David Addison | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Maddie Hayes & David Addison Maddie Hayes: We better get back to work. David Addison: But we don't have any work. Maddie Hayes: Of course we do, we have to talk to the writers and get them to write bigger parts for next week's episode. | |||||||||||
5 | Maddie's mother's nickname for her. | Other | Trivia | Name Game | |||||||
Maddie's mother's nickname for her.
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6 | Nickname David gives himself when he and... | Other | Trivia | Name Game | |||||||
Nickname David gives himself when he and Maddie take a job as debt collectors for the East Credit Insurance Company.
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7 | Richard Addison | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Richard Addison Richard Addison: Hello? Wow, that's exactly what I was thinking. Talk about two people in sync! | |||||||||||
8 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Diff|rent Strokes | |||||||
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9 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Shield, The | |||||||
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10 | What nickname does David tell Maddie the... | Other | Trivia | Name Game | |||||||
What nickname does David tell Maddie they used to call him when he hustled kids in games of five card stud?
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11 | Where does Miss DiPesto tell her new fri... | Other | Trivia | Questions | |||||||
Where does Miss DiPesto tell her new friend Doug she lives?
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