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1 | An American Journalist: the Suburban Yea... | MR. BELVEDERE 1985 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
An American Journalist: the Suburban Years Mr. Belvedere planned on turning his diary into this book. | |||||
2 | Anorak's Almanac | READY PLAYER ONE 2011 Literature | Literature | Biographies | |
Anorak's Almanac A collection of hundreds of Halliday's undated journal entries. | |||||
3 | Balls Deep in Shit-kicking Dudes [book] | GREEN HORNET 2011 Film | Literature | Biographies | |
Balls Deep in Shit-kicking Dudes [book] According to Britt, possible title of Kato's autobiography. | |||||
4 | Blowing: Behind the Scenes with a Rock F... | JESSICA JONES 2015 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Blowing: Behind the Scenes with a Rock Flautist Autobiography of Trish Talk guest Diane Masagi. | |||||
5 | The Book of Dzyan | THE DIARY OF ALONZO TYPER 1938 Literature | Literature | Biographies | |
The Book of Dzyan Ancient book whose first six chapters antedate the earth, that Alonzo Type reads about in the journals of Claes van der Heyl. | |||||
6 | Buddy Holly | FUTURE MAN 2017 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Buddy Holly The residents of Haven keep all of their old journals in the local library. Each volume simply titled with their name. | |||||
7 | Bull on Bull | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Bull on Bull Bull publishes his autobiography Bull on Bull through vanity publishing house Random Author. | |||||
8 | The Cabot Journal | HAVEN 2010 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
The Cabot Journal The journal that Vince and Dave find in their archives. The journal predicted that a soft spot between worlds would be torn apart by opening the door that brought Audrey back to Haven. | |||||
9 | A Cheap Trick and a Cheesy One Liner | IRON MAN 3 2013 Film | Literature | Biographies | |
A Cheap Trick and a Cheesy One Liner Joke Tony makes... Bad girl: "That's all you got? Cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?" Tony: "Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography." | |||||
10 | Chocolate Book | THE GOOD PLACE 2016 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Chocolate Book Autobiography of Tay Zonday, singer of the viral song Chocolate Rain, that Chidi picks up at the library. | |||||
11 | Confessions of a Late Night Talk Show Ho... | THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW 1992 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Confessions of a Late Night Talk Show Host by Larry Sanders Larry's autobiography. | |||||
12 | David Jackson | DEPARTURE 2016 Literature | Literature | Biographies | |
David Jackson Biography by Harper Lane that she finds in her London flat in the future. | |||||
13 | De Selby's Life and Times | THE THIRD POLICEMAN 1967 Literature | Literature | Biographies | |
De Selby's Life and Times Lost biography of scientist and philosopher de Selby by Bassett and Hackjaw. | |||||
14 | Deeper | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Deeper The Deep's autobiography. | |||||
15 | Defending the Kingdom | VANILLA SKY 2001 Film | Literature | Biographies | |
Defending the Kingdom David Aame's father's autobiography - the manual for every cutthroat publisher in New York City. | |||||
16 | The Devil and Reverend Foster | STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND 1961 Literature | Literature | Biographies | |
The Devil and Reverend Foster Book. "Another bootleg edition of the unauthorized biography The Devil and Reverend Foster appeared simultaneously on news stands throughout the United States, by nightfall every copy had been burned and the plates destroyed, along with incidental damage to other chattels and to real estate, plus a certain amount of mayhem, maiming, and simple assault. | |||||
17 | The Egg Man | READY PLAYER ONE 2011 Literature | Literature | Biographies | |
The Egg Man Halliday biography. | |||||
18 | Extra Ordinary: My Life as Number 7 | THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2007 Comic Books | Literature | Biographies | |
Extra Ordinary: My Life as Number 7 Autobiography by Vanya Hargreeves. | |||||
19 | Extra Ordinary: My Life as Number Seven | THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2019 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Extra Ordinary: My Life as Number Seven Autobiography by Vanya Hargreeves. | |||||
20 | Give Me 12 Minutes I'll Give You My Life | NEWSRADIO 1995 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Give Me 12 Minutes I'll Give You My Life Matthew's suggestion for the title of Bill's autobiography. | |||||
21 | The Grail Diary | READY PLAYER ONE 2011 Literature | Literature | Biographies | |
The Grail Diary Wade's journal. | |||||
22 | He's Just Picking His Nose Till Present ... | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Literature | Biographies | |
He's Just Picking His Nose Till Present Time Joke Gene makes about Colton when Louise says the phrase at Colton's birthday party: That'd be a great name for his autobiography. | |||||
23 | Homer, I Hardly Knew Me | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Homer, I Hardly Knew Me Homer's autobiography. Bart and Lisa find unsold copies in the attic. | |||||
24 | I Took Manhattan | GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH 1990 Film | Literature | Biographies | |
I Took Manhattan The title of Daniel Clamp's autobiography. | |||||
25 | I, Zimmerman | LISTEN UP PHILIP 2014 Film | Literature | Biographies | |
I, Zimmerman Autobiography by Ike Zimmerman. | |||||
26 | Immortally Yours | THE TICK 2001 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Immortally Yours The autobiography of the superhero The Immortal. | |||||
27 | Jacob Donovan's Private Personal Secret ... | STARK RAVING MAD 1999 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Jacob Donovan's Private Personal Secret Journal Ian finds Jake's journal, learning that in it Jake predicted the internet before there was an internet. But started smoking pot the next day and forgot about it. | |||||
28 | Jesus the Christ | FUTURE MAN 2017 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Jesus the Christ The residents of Haven keep all of their old journals in the local library. Each volume simply titled with their name. | |||||
29 | Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer | NEWSRADIO 1995 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer Original title of Mr. James' autobiography, before being translated into Japanese and back again. New title: Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler. | |||||
30 | Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrest... | NEWSRADIO 1995 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler New title of Mr. James' autobiography after being translated into Japanese and back again. Original title: Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer. | |||||
31 | Josh Tutturman | FUTURE MAN 2017 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Josh Tutturman The residents of Haven keep all of their old journals in the local library. Each volume simply titled with their name. | |||||
32 | Journal of C.W. McAllister | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Journal of C.W. McAllister Journal of mountain climber from the 1920s. | |||||
33 | The Journal of Dr. Harold Quickly | THE CHRONOTHON: A TIME TRAVEL ADVENTURE 2015 Literature | Literature | Biographies | |
The Journal of Dr. Harold Quickly Dr. Quickly's journal, which he gave to Ben in the first book of the series, In Times Like These. | |||||
34 | A Journalist's Credo | NEWSRADIO 1995 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
A Journalist's Credo Potential title for Bill's future book. Bill: "Perhaps one day, I'll publish these musings under the title "A Journalist's Credo'." | |||||
35 | King for a Night [book] | THE KING OF COMEDY 1982 Film | Literature | Biographies | |
King for a Night [book] Rupert Pupkin's autobiography. | |||||
36 | Laura Palmer's Diary | TWIN PEAKS 1990 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Laura Palmer's Diary Agent Cooper inspects, reading the last entry from the day before. | |||||
37 | Le Journal De Martin Prince | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Le Journal De Martin Prince Bart reads Martin Prince's journal after his death. | |||||
38 | The Life and Times of Industrialist Howa... | WHIH NEWS FRONT 2015 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
The Life and Times of Industrialist Howard Stark Biography to be published later this year, mentioned in ticker message. | |||||
39 | Life History | THE STAND 1978 Literature | Literature | Biographies | |
Life History Nick Andros' autobiography. I was born in Caslin, Nebraska, on November 14, 1968. My daddy was an independent farmer. He and my mom were always on the edge of getting squeezed out. They owed three different banks. My mother was six months pregnant with me and my dad was taking her to see the doctor in town when a tie rod on his truck let go and they went into the ditch. My daddy had a heart attack and died. | |||||
40 | Like Hell I Can't | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Like Hell I Can't Smithers brings in a proposed ghostwriter for Mr. Burns' autobiography, Mr. Roman, one of the finest ghostwriters in the business. His previous books include: Like Hell I Can't, Up From the Muck and The Unsinkable Sadruodin Mahbaradad. | |||||
41 | Live and Let Di | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Live and Let Di Princess Di's autobiography that Christine mentions. | |||||
42 | The Lives of Jerome F. Davies | BLACK MIRROR 2011 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
The Lives of Jerome F. Davies Book - biography about the author of Bandersnatch. | |||||
43 | Look Out for the Little Guy | BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER 2022 Film | Literature | Biographies | |
Look Out for the Little Guy Scott Lang's autobiography, mentioned in scrolling text on CNN TV news report. | |||||
44 | Look Out for the Little Guy | ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA 2023 Film | Literature | Biographies | |
Look Out for the Little Guy Scott Lang autobiography. | |||||
45 | Lux Mundi: A Memoir of De Selby | THE THIRD POLICEMAN 1967 Literature | Literature | Biographies | |
Lux Mundi: A Memoir of De Selby Lost biography of scientist and philosopher de Selby by Bassett and Hackjaw. | |||||
46 | Maia's Diary: Things I See | THE 4400 2004 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Maia's Diary: Things I See Diana Skouris' adopted precognitive daughter Maia's diary, in which she recorded her visions. | |||||
47 | Making Middle Management Matter | MOONLIGHTING 1985 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Making Middle Management Matter Maddie asks David what he's reading. He's reading a book called Making Middle Management Matter: Life Between a Rock and a Hard Place, but he tells her he's reading The Journal of Human Sexual Behavior. | |||||
48 | The Microphone Never Blinks | NEWSRADIO 1995 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
The Microphone Never Blinks Suggestion for the title of Bill's autobiography - play on the title of Dan Rather's book The Camera Never Blinks. | |||||
49 | My Mom and I Slept with the Same Dude | TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
My Mom and I Slept with the Same Dude Joke Charlie makes about the title of his autobiography when his ex-girlfriend Jill returns as a man named Bill. | |||||
50 | The Nicodemus Diary | SMALLVILLE 2001 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
The Nicodemus Diary Book that Lex gives Dr. Hamilton. "A reprint of a priest's last diary recounting the life and death of a Kansas settlement in the 1870's." In 1871, a strange contagion struck the Morley settlement and 200 people died almost overnight. | |||||
51 | No Jacket Required | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
No Jacket Required Autobiography by J. Peterman. | |||||
52 | Oil Changes and Cappuccinos | GREEN HORNET 2011 Film | Literature | Biographies | |
Oil Changes and Cappuccinos According to Britt, possible title of Kato's autobiography. | |||||
53 | Oliver Norton Shaw: Rise of a Titan | DEPARTURE 2016 Literature | Literature | Biographies | |
Oliver Norton Shaw: Rise of a Titan Biography by Harper Lane that she finds in her London flat in the future. | |||||
54 | Peacemaker's Diary | PEACEMAKER 2022 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Peacemaker's Diary Amanda Waller sends Peacemaker's Diary to her daughter Leota. | |||||
55 | Portrait of an Asshole | BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Portrait of an Asshole Herb's recommendation for BoJack's autobiography Diane is ghostwriting. | |||||
56 | A Potrait in Words: Game of Joans | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
A Potrait in Words: Game of Joans Joan Callmezzo's autobiography. | |||||
57 | Probst: A Life | FUTURE MAN 2017 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Probst: A Life Jeff Probst biography that The DieCathalon host Susan Saint Jackalope's wife Randall reads in bed. | |||||
58 | Radio Bill | NEWSRADIO 1995 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Radio Bill Suggestion for the title of Bill's autobiography. | |||||
59 | Radio Days | NEWSRADIO 1995 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Radio Days Suggestion for the title of Bill's autobiography. | |||||
60 | Radio Daze | NEWSRADIO 1995 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Radio Daze Suggestion for the title of Bill's autobiography, spelled D-A-Z-E for a Spike Lee feel. | |||||
61 | The Rorschach Journal | WATCHMEN 2019 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
The Rorschach Journal Journal of the 1980s vigilante known as Rorschach. | |||||
62 | Saved from Salvation | SURVIVOR 1999 Literature | Literature | Biographies | |
Saved from Salvation Chapter 21. Best-selling autobiography of Creedish Church survivor Tender Branson. | |||||
63 | The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer | TWIN PEAKS 1990 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer Once hoarded by a crazy Harold Smith. | |||||
64 | Seymour's Diary | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Seymour's Diary Bart sneaks into Principal Skinner's office and searches through his desk, finding his diary, a dance contest submission tape and the key to the steam tunnels. | |||||
65 | Shadow of Greatness: One Woman's Story | STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND 1961 Literature | Literature | Biographies | |
Shadow of Greatness: One Woman's Story Mrs. Douglas's official biography, which stated that Joseph E. Douglas, Secretary General of the World Federation of Free States, had proposed to her during the counting of ballots in his first election to office. | |||||
66 | Songs, Thongs, Bongs and Schlongs | TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Songs, Thongs, Bongs and Schlongs Alan's suggestion for Charlie's biography. | |||||
67 | Stolen | THE OA 2016 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Stolen Book that Prairie's mother reads, by the investigative journalist that approached her while she was shopping that wants to tell Prairie's story. | |||||
68 | Take a Good Look [audiobook] | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Take a Good Look [audiobook] Audiobook. Autobiography of Sabre CEO Jo Bennett. Jim edits sections of Jo's audiobook to mess with Gabe. | |||||
69 | Take a Good Look [book] | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Take a Good Look [book] Autobiography of Sabre CEO Jo Bennett. She gives a copy to each Scranton employee during the meeting where she introduces herself. | |||||
70 | Ueberroth | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Ueberroth Biography of Peter Ueberroth that Lisa finds for only 99 cents at the Books! Books! And additional Books! bookstore. | |||||
71 | The Un-lived Life of Unity Kincaid | THE SANDMAN 2022 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
The Un-lived Life of Unity Kincaid Book in the Dreaming. | |||||
72 | Under the Hood | WATCHMEN 1986 Comic Books | Literature | Biographies | |
Under the Hood Autobiography of Hollis Mason, the first Nite Owl. | |||||
73 | Under the Hood | WATCHMEN 2009 Film | Literature | Biographies | |
Under the Hood Book by Hollis Mason. | |||||
74 | An Unexpected Journey: Telling All by Da... | THE INTERVIEW 2014 Film | Literature | Biographies | |
An Unexpected Journey: Telling All by Dave Skylark The book Dave writes about his adventure in North Korea. The title is an homage to The Lord of the Rings, of which he is a big fan. | |||||
75 | The Unsinkable Sadruodin Mahbaradad | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Biographies | |
The Unsinkable Sadruodin Mahbaradad Smithers brings in a proposed ghostwriter for Mr. Burns' autobiography, Mr. Roman, one of the finest ghostwriters in the business. His previous books include: Like Hell I Can't, Up From the Muck and The Unsinkable Sadruodin Mahbaradad. | |||||
76 | Up from the Muck | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Up from the Muck Smithers brings in a proposed ghostwriter for Mr. Burns' autobiography, Mr. Roman, one of the finest ghostwriters in the business. His previous books include: Like Hell I Can't, Up From the Muck and The Unsinkable Sadruodin Mahbaradad. | |||||
77 | Vincent Van Gogh | FUTURE MAN 2017 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Vincent Van Gogh The residents of Haven keep all of their old journals in the local library. Each volume simply titled with their name. | |||||
78 | Weir'd Tales | GET SHORTY 1995 Film | Literature | Biographies | |
Weir'd Tales Autobiography by actor Martin Weir. | |||||
79 | What I Do in the Dark | THE CRITIC 1994 Animated Series | Literature | Biographies | |
What I Do in the Dark Book by Jay Sherman. | |||||
80 | Where Are My Residuals? | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Where Are My Residuals? Book Lisa writes after the end of the family's TV show. | |||||
81 | Will There Ever be a Rainbow? | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Will There Ever be a Rainbow? Autobiography by C.M. Burns. | |||||
82 | Woodrow Wilson, Man of Peace | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Woodrow Wilson, Man of Peace Book in Mr. Burns' prison library. | |||||
83 | Yes, I Am a Vampire | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Yes, I Am a Vampire Book by Monty Burns, with a Forward by Steve Allen. | |||||
84 | You Don't Know Me | WORLD'S GREATEST DAD 2009 Film | Literature | Biographies | |
You Don't Know Me "The Journal of a Teenaged Suicide by Kyle Clayton". Original title: I am What I Hate. | |||||
85 | Your Shoes' Too Big to Kickbox God | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Biographies | |
Your Shoes' Too Big to Kickbox God Twenty page book credited to Krusty the Clown, ghost written by John Updike. | |||||
86 | You're Fucking Out. I'm Fucking In. | EASTBOUND & DOWN 2009 TV Series | Literature | Biographies | |
You're Fucking Out. I'm Fucking In. Kenny Powers' autobiography. |
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