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Total Records: 87 - Group: BBB / Category: LITERATURE / Subcategory: BIOGRAPHIES
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1An American Journalist: the Suburban Yea...MR. BELVEDERE 1985 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

An American Journalist: the Suburban Years
Mr. Belvedere planned on turning his diary into this book.

2Anorak's AlmanacREADY PLAYER ONE 2011 LiteratureLiteratureBiographies

Anorak's Almanac
A collection of hundreds of Halliday's undated journal entries.

3Balls Deep in Shit-kicking Dudes [book]GREEN HORNET 2011 FilmLiteratureBiographies

Balls Deep in Shit-kicking Dudes [book]
According to Britt, possible title of Kato's autobiography.

4Blowing: Behind the Scenes with a Rock F... JESSICA JONES 2015 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Blowing: Behind the Scenes with a Rock Flautist
Autobiography of Trish Talk guest Diane Masagi.

5Blue Falcon, America's Hero: No Falcon A... SCOOB! 2020 Animated FilmLiteratureBiographies

Blue Falcon, America's Hero: No Falcon Around
Book about the Blue Falcon.



6The Book of DzyanTHE DIARY OF ALONZO TYPER 1938 LiteratureLiteratureBiographies

The Book of Dzyan
Ancient book whose first six chapters antedate the earth, that Alonzo Type reads about in the journals of Claes van der Heyl.

7Buddy Holly FUTURE MAN 2017 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Buddy Holly
The residents of Haven keep all of their old journals in the local library. Each volume simply titled with their name.

8Bull on Bull NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Bull on Bull
Bull publishes his autobiography Bull on Bull through vanity publishing house Random Author.



9The Cabot Journal HAVEN 2010 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

The Cabot Journal
The journal that Vince and Dave find in their archives. The journal predicted that a soft spot between worlds would be torn apart by opening the door that brought Audrey back to Haven.

10A Cheap Trick and a Cheesy One LinerIRON MAN 3 2013 FilmLiteratureBiographies

A Cheap Trick and a Cheesy One Liner
Joke Tony makes... Bad girl: "That's all you got? Cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?" Tony: "Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography."

11Chocolate Book THE GOOD PLACE 2016 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Chocolate Book
Autobiography of Tay Zonday, singer of the viral song Chocolate Rain, that Chidi picks up at the library.

12Confessions of a Late Night Talk Show Ho...THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW 1992 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Confessions of a Late Night Talk Show Host by Larry Sanders
Larry's autobiography.

13David JacksonDEPARTURE 2016 LiteratureLiteratureBiographies

David Jackson
Biography by Harper Lane that she finds in her London flat in the future.

14De Selby's Life and TimesTHE THIRD POLICEMAN 1967 LiteratureLiteratureBiographies

De Selby's Life and Times
Lost biography of scientist and philosopher de Selby by Bassett and Hackjaw.

15Deeper THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Deeper
The Deep's autobiography.



16Defending the Kingdom VANILLA SKY 2001 FilmLiteratureBiographies

Defending the Kingdom
David Aame's father's autobiography - the manual for every cutthroat publisher in New York City.



17The Devil and Reverend FosterSTRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND 1961 LiteratureLiteratureBiographies

The Devil and Reverend Foster
Book. "Another bootleg edition of the unauthorized biography The Devil and Reverend Foster appeared simultaneously on news stands throughout the United States, by nightfall every copy had been burned and the plates destroyed, along with incidental damage to other chattels and to real estate, plus a certain amount of mayhem, maiming, and simple assault.

18The Egg ManREADY PLAYER ONE 2011 LiteratureLiteratureBiographies

The Egg Man
Halliday biography.

19Extra Ordinary: My Life as Number 7 THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2007 Comic BooksLiteratureBiographies

Extra Ordinary: My Life as Number 7
Autobiography by Vanya Hargreeves.



20Extra Ordinary: My Life as Number Seven THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2019 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Extra Ordinary: My Life as Number Seven
Autobiography by Vanya Hargreeves.



21Give Me 12 Minutes I'll Give You My Life NEWSRADIO 1995 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Give Me 12 Minutes I'll Give You My Life
Matthew's suggestion for the title of Bill's autobiography.

22The Grail DiaryREADY PLAYER ONE 2011 LiteratureLiteratureBiographies

The Grail Diary
Wade's journal.

23He's Just Picking His Nose Till Present ... BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesLiteratureBiographies

He's Just Picking His Nose Till Present Time
Joke Gene makes about Colton when Louise says the phrase at Colton's birthday party: That'd be a great name for his autobiography.



24Homer, I Hardly Knew Me THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Homer, I Hardly Knew Me
Homer's autobiography. Bart and Lisa find unsold copies in the attic.

25I Took Manhattan GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH 1990 FilmLiteratureBiographies

I Took Manhattan
The title of Daniel Clamp's autobiography.



26I, Zimmerman LISTEN UP PHILIP 2014 FilmLiteratureBiographies

I, Zimmerman
Autobiography by Ike Zimmerman.



27Immortally Yours THE TICK 2001 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Immortally Yours
The autobiography of the superhero The Immortal.

28Jacob Donovan's Private Personal Secret ... STARK RAVING MAD 1999 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Jacob Donovan's Private Personal Secret Journal
Ian finds Jake's journal, learning that in it Jake predicted the internet before there was an internet. But started smoking pot the next day and forgot about it.



29Jesus the Christ FUTURE MAN 2017 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Jesus the Christ
The residents of Haven keep all of their old journals in the local library. Each volume simply titled with their name.

30Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer NEWSRADIO 1995 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer
Original title of Mr. James' autobiography, before being translated into Japanese and back again. New title: Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

31Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrest... NEWSRADIO 1995 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler
New title of Mr. James' autobiography after being translated into Japanese and back again. Original title: Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer.

32Josh Tutturman FUTURE MAN 2017 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Josh Tutturman
The residents of Haven keep all of their old journals in the local library. Each volume simply titled with their name.

33Journal of C.W. McAllister THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Journal of C.W. McAllister
Journal of mountain climber from the 1920s.

34The Journal of Dr. Harold QuicklyTHE CHRONOTHON: A TIME TRAVEL ADVENTURE 2015 LiteratureLiteratureBiographies

The Journal of Dr. Harold Quickly
Dr. Quickly's journal, which he gave to Ben in the first book of the series, In Times Like These.

35A Journalist's Credo NEWSRADIO 1995 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

A Journalist's Credo
Potential title for Bill's future book. Bill: "Perhaps one day, I'll publish these musings under the title "A Journalist's Credo'."

36King for a Night [book] THE KING OF COMEDY 1982 FilmLiteratureBiographies

King for a Night [book]
Rupert Pupkin's autobiography.



37Laura Palmer's Diary TWIN PEAKS 1990 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Laura Palmer's Diary
Agent Cooper inspects, reading the last entry from the day before.

38Le Journal De Martin Prince THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Le Journal De Martin Prince
Bart reads Martin Prince's journal after his death.

39The Life and Times of Industrialist Howa... WHIH NEWS FRONT 2015 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

The Life and Times of Industrialist Howard Stark
Biography to be published later this year, mentioned in ticker message.

40Life HistoryTHE STAND 1978 LiteratureLiteratureBiographies

Life History
Nick Andros' autobiography. I was born in Caslin, Nebraska, on November 14, 1968. My daddy was an independent farmer. He and my mom were always on the edge of getting squeezed out. They owed three different banks. My mother was six months pregnant with me and my dad was taking her to see the doctor in town when a tie rod on his truck let go and they went into the ditch. My daddy had a heart attack and died.

41Like Hell I Can't THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Like Hell I Can't
Smithers brings in a proposed ghostwriter for Mr. Burns' autobiography, Mr. Roman, one of the finest ghostwriters in the business. His previous books include: Like Hell I Can't, Up From the Muck and The Unsinkable Sadruodin Mahbaradad.

42Live and Let Di NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Live and Let Di
Princess Di's autobiography that Christine mentions.

43The Lives of Jerome F. Davies BLACK MIRROR 2011 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

The Lives of Jerome F. Davies
Book - biography about the author of Bandersnatch.

44Look Out for the Little Guy BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER 2022 FilmLiteratureBiographies

Look Out for the Little Guy
Scott Lang's autobiography, mentioned in scrolling text on CNN TV news report.



45Look Out for the Little Guy ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA 2023 FilmLiteratureBiographies

Look Out for the Little Guy
Scott Lang autobiography.



46Lux Mundi: A Memoir of De SelbyTHE THIRD POLICEMAN 1967 LiteratureLiteratureBiographies

Lux Mundi: A Memoir of De Selby
Lost biography of scientist and philosopher de Selby by Bassett and Hackjaw.

47Maia's Diary: Things I See THE 4400 2004 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Maia's Diary: Things I See
Diana Skouris' adopted precognitive daughter Maia's diary, in which she recorded her visions.

48Making Middle Management Matter MOONLIGHTING 1985 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Making Middle Management Matter
Maddie asks David what he's reading. He's reading a book called Making Middle Management Matter: Life Between a Rock and a Hard Place, but he tells her he's reading The Journal of Human Sexual Behavior.



49The Microphone Never Blinks NEWSRADIO 1995 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

The Microphone Never Blinks
Suggestion for the title of Bill's autobiography - play on the title of Dan Rather's book The Camera Never Blinks.

50My Mom and I Slept with the Same Dude TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

My Mom and I Slept with the Same Dude
Joke Charlie makes about the title of his autobiography when his ex-girlfriend Jill returns as a man named Bill.

51The Nicodemus Diary SMALLVILLE 2001 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

The Nicodemus Diary
Book that Lex gives Dr. Hamilton. "A reprint of a priest's last diary recounting the life and death of a Kansas settlement in the 1870's." In 1871, a strange contagion struck the Morley settlement and 200 people died almost overnight.

52No Jacket Required SEINFELD 1989 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

No Jacket Required
Autobiography by J. Peterman.

53Oil Changes and CappuccinosGREEN HORNET 2011 FilmLiteratureBiographies

Oil Changes and Cappuccinos
According to Britt, possible title of Kato's autobiography.

54Oliver Norton Shaw: Rise of a TitanDEPARTURE 2016 LiteratureLiteratureBiographies

Oliver Norton Shaw: Rise of a Titan
Biography by Harper Lane that she finds in her London flat in the future.

55Peacemaker's Diary PEACEMAKER 2022 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Peacemaker's Diary
Amanda Waller sends Peacemaker's Diary to her daughter Leota.



56Portrait of an Asshole BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Portrait of an Asshole
Herb's recommendation for BoJack's autobiography Diane is ghostwriting.

57A Potrait in Words: Game of Joans PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

A Potrait in Words: Game of Joans
Joan Callmezzo's autobiography.

58Probst: A Life FUTURE MAN 2017 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Probst: A Life
Jeff Probst biography that The DieCathalon host Susan Saint Jackalope's wife Randall reads in bed.

59Radio Bill NEWSRADIO 1995 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Radio Bill
Suggestion for the title of Bill's autobiography.

60Radio Days NEWSRADIO 1995 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Radio Days
Suggestion for the title of Bill's autobiography.

61Radio Daze NEWSRADIO 1995 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Radio Daze
Suggestion for the title of Bill's autobiography, spelled D-A-Z-E for a Spike Lee feel.

62The Rorschach Journal WATCHMEN 2019 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

The Rorschach Journal
Journal of the 1980s vigilante known as Rorschach.



63Saved from SalvationSURVIVOR 1999 LiteratureLiteratureBiographies

Saved from Salvation
Chapter 21. Best-selling autobiography of Creedish Church survivor Tender Branson.

64The Secret Diary of Laura PalmerTWIN PEAKS 1990 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer
Once hoarded by a crazy Harold Smith.

65Seymour's Diary THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Seymour's Diary
Bart sneaks into Principal Skinner's office and searches through his desk, finding his diary, a dance contest submission tape and the key to the steam tunnels.

66Shadow of Greatness: One Woman's StorySTRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND 1961 LiteratureLiteratureBiographies

Shadow of Greatness: One Woman's Story
Mrs. Douglas's official biography, which stated that Joseph E. Douglas, Secretary General of the World Federation of Free States, had proposed to her during the counting of ballots in his first election to office.

67Songs, Thongs, Bongs and Schlongs TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Songs, Thongs, Bongs and Schlongs
Alan's suggestion for Charlie's biography.

68Stolen THE OA 2016 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Stolen
Book that Prairie's mother reads, by the investigative journalist that approached her while she was shopping that wants to tell Prairie's story.

69Take a Good Look [audiobook] THE OFFICE 2005 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Take a Good Look [audiobook]
Audiobook. Autobiography of Sabre CEO Jo Bennett. Jim edits sections of Jo's audiobook to mess with Gabe.

70Take a Good Look [book] THE OFFICE 2005 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Take a Good Look [book]
Autobiography of Sabre CEO Jo Bennett. She gives a copy to each Scranton employee during the meeting where she introduces herself.

71Ueberroth THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Ueberroth
Biography of Peter Ueberroth that Lisa finds for only 99 cents at the Books! Books! And additional Books! bookstore.



72The Un-lived Life of Unity Kincaid THE SANDMAN 2022 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

The Un-lived Life of Unity Kincaid
Book in the Dreaming.



73Under the HoodWATCHMEN 1986 Comic BooksLiteratureBiographies

Under the Hood
Autobiography of Hollis Mason, the first Nite Owl.

74Under the Hood WATCHMEN 2009 FilmLiteratureBiographies

Under the Hood
Book by Hollis Mason.



75An Unexpected Journey: Telling All by Da...THE INTERVIEW 2014 FilmLiteratureBiographies

An Unexpected Journey: Telling All by Dave Skylark
The book Dave writes about his adventure in North Korea. The title is an homage to The Lord of the Rings, of which he is a big fan.

76The Unsinkable Sadruodin Mahbaradad THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureBiographies

The Unsinkable Sadruodin Mahbaradad
Smithers brings in a proposed ghostwriter for Mr. Burns' autobiography, Mr. Roman, one of the finest ghostwriters in the business. His previous books include: Like Hell I Can't, Up From the Muck and The Unsinkable Sadruodin Mahbaradad.

77Up from the Muck THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Up from the Muck
Smithers brings in a proposed ghostwriter for Mr. Burns' autobiography, Mr. Roman, one of the finest ghostwriters in the business. His previous books include: Like Hell I Can't, Up From the Muck and The Unsinkable Sadruodin Mahbaradad.

78Vincent Van Gogh FUTURE MAN 2017 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Vincent Van Gogh
The residents of Haven keep all of their old journals in the local library. Each volume simply titled with their name.

79Weir'd Tales GET SHORTY 1995 FilmLiteratureBiographies

Weir'd Tales
Autobiography by actor Martin Weir.



80What I Do in the Dark THE CRITIC 1994 Animated SeriesLiteratureBiographies

What I Do in the Dark
Book by Jay Sherman.



81Where Are My Residuals? THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Where Are My Residuals?
Book Lisa writes after the end of the family's TV show.

82Will There Ever be a Rainbow? THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Will There Ever be a Rainbow?
Autobiography by C.M. Burns.

83Woodrow Wilson, Man of Peace THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Woodrow Wilson, Man of Peace
Book in Mr. Burns' prison library.

84Yes, I Am a Vampire THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Yes, I Am a Vampire
Book by Monty Burns, with a Forward by Steve Allen.

85You Don't Know MeWORLD'S GREATEST DAD 2009 FilmLiteratureBiographies

You Don't Know Me
"The Journal of a Teenaged Suicide by Kyle Clayton". Original title: I am What I Hate.

86Your Shoes' Too Big to Kickbox God THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesLiteratureBiographies

Your Shoes' Too Big to Kickbox God
Twenty page book credited to Krusty the Clown, ghost written by John Updike.

87You're Fucking Out. I'm Fucking In. EASTBOUND & DOWN 2009 TV SeriesLiteratureBiographies

You're Fucking Out. I'm Fucking In.
Kenny Powers' autobiography.




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