BILL HICKS Comedy Acts 1978.

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Total Records: 23 - Medium: COMEDY ACTS

#	Record Name	Group	Category	Subcategory
BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU
1	BeelzeBozo	BBB	Amusement	Clowns
	BeelzeBozo Bill's alter ego, from his bit about being available for children's parties as an evil clown.
2	Clamlappers Volume 1	BBB	Cinema	Adult Films
	Clamlappers Volume 1
3	Clamlappers Volume 90	BBB	Cinema	Adult Films
	Clamlappers Volume 90
4	Hairy Bobbin' Man-Ass	BBB	Cinema	Adult Films
	Hairy Bobbin' Man-Ass Bill's suggestion for the title of the pornographic movie titles available on SpectraVision in his hotel room, from bit about the all the good parts missing, leaving only hairy bobbin' man-ass.
5	Let's Hunt Down and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Let's Hunt Down and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus Bill's idea for a new TV show.
6	Miss Deuteronomy	BBB	Events	Beauty Pageants
	Miss Deuteronomy Bill Hicks: I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians, who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply. Isn't that weird? Didn't you think they'd be for things that cause sexual thoughts, you know what I mean? Maybe even a centerfold in the Bible? I don't know... Miss Deuteronomy? Turn-offs: Floods, locust and smokers.
7	The People Who Hate People Party	BBB	Organizations	Political Parties
	The People Who Hate People Party There's a new party being born: The People Who Hate People Party. People who hate people, come together! "No!" We're kind of having trouble getting off the boards, you know. Come to our meeting! "Are you gonna be there?" Yeah. "Then I ain't fucking coming." But you're our strongest member! "Fuck you!" That's what I'm talking about, you asshole. "Fuck off!" Damn, we almost had a meeting going. It's so hard to get my people together.
8	Pink Librarians	BBB	Cinema	Adult Films
	Pink Librarians Pornographic movie title available on SpectraVision in Bill's hotel room, from bit about the all the good parts missing, leaving only hairy bobbin' man-ass.
9	Rear Entry Volume 1	BBB	Cinema	Adult Films
	Rear Entry Volume 1 Pornographic film.
10	Rear Entry Volume 40	BBB	Cinema	Adult Films
	Rear Entry Volume 40 Pornographic film.
11	Sex Kittens	BBB	Cinema	Adult Films
	Sex Kittens Pornographic movie title available on SpectraVision in Bill's hotel room, from bit about the all the good parts missing, leaving only hairy bobbin' man-ass.
12	Show World Adult Video Parlor	BBB	Retail	Adult Stores
	Show World Adult Video Parlor
13	Stewardesses in Heat	BBB	Cinema	Adult Films
	Stewardesses in Heat Pornographic movie title available on SpectraVision in Bill's hotel room, from bit about the all the good parts missing, leaving only hairy bobbin' man-ass.
14	Waitress Daisy Chain	BBB	Cinema	Adult Films
	Waitress Daisy Chain Pornographic movie title available on SpectraVision in Bill's hotel room, from bit about the all the good parts missing, leaving only hairy bobbin' man-ass.
MAKE BELIEVE MAP
15	Arizona Bay	Map	Water	Bays
	Arizona Bay Bill jokes that California's going to fall into the ocean, creating Arizona Bay.
OTHER
16	Beelzebozo & Tommy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Beelzebozo & Tommy Beelzebozo: Hi, kids, it's Beelzebozo time! Tell me something, who here outta you young'uns has never watched a skin flick? C'mere, Tommy! See them? Them's titties, hoo-hoo! Tommy: Mommy! Beelzebozo: That is your mommy!
17	Bill Hicks	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Bill Hicks Bill Hicks: It's not an adult feature unless at the end someone's gooey, okay?
3	Bill Hicks	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Bill Hicks Bill Hicks: It's great to be here. I thank you. I've been on the road doing comedy for 10 years now, so bare with me while I plaster on a fake smile and plow through this shit one more time.
3	Bill Hicks	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Bill Hicks Bill Hicks: How about a positive LSD story- that would be newsworthy Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness, experiencing itself subjectively. There is no death. Life is only a dream. and we are the imagination of ourselves. here's Tom with the weather.
3	Bill Hicks	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Bill Hicks Bill Hicks: Go back to bed America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America. Your government is in control again. Here- here is American Gladiators. Watch this. Shut up. Go back to bed America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it. Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in a land of freedom. Here you go America. You are free to do as we tell you. You are free to do as we tell you.
3	Bill Hicks	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Bill Hicks Bill Hicks: By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing. kill yourself. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds, maybe one day they'll take root, I don't know- you do what you can. Kill yourself. Seriously, though, if you are, do. No, really, there's no rationalization for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers, okay? You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously this is not a joke. You're going, there's gonna be a joke coming. there's no fucking joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It is the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself.
3	Hooligans	Other	Criminals	Gangs
	Hooligans English gang.
4	Untitled	Other	Themes	Gray Eagle
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