SURVIVOR Literature 1999. Written by Chuck Palahniuk.

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Total Records: 129 - Medium: LITERATURE

#	Record Name	Group	Category	Subcategory
BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU
1	All-male Anal Adventures	BBB	Periodicals	Adult Magazines
	All-male Anal Adventures Chapter 8. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
2	American PornFill Corporation	BBB	Corporations	Companies
	American PornFill Corporation Chapter 20. The company behind the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
3	Anal Fixation	BBB	Periodicals	Adult Magazines
	Anal Fixation Chapter 8. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
4	Backdoor Gang Bang	BBB	Periodicals	Adult Magazines
	Backdoor Gang Bang Chapter 8. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
5	The Bible Book of Remodeling Kitchens an...	BBB	Literature	Books
	The Bible Book of Remodeling Kitchens and Bathrooms Chapter 19. Book in the pipeline from the good people of Tender Branson Enterprises, a mistake that Tender Branson wants to clean up before the plane goes down or before the flight recorder tape runs out.
6	The Bible Diet	BBB	Goods	Fitness Products
	The Bible Diet Chapter 19. Diet product in the pipeline from the good people of Tender Branson Enterprises, a mistake that Tender Branson wants to clean up before the plane goes down or before the flight recorder tape runs out.
7	Bible Trivia	BBB	Toys	Tabletop Games
	Bible Trivia Chapter 19. Board game from the good people of Tender Branson Enterprises, a mistake that Tender Branson wants to clean up before the plane goes down or before the flight recorder tape runs out. As if anything God says is trivial.
8	Big Dick Lovers	BBB	Periodicals	Adult Magazines
	Big Dick Lovers Chapter 8. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
9	Bisexual Sex Parties	BBB	Periodicals	Adult Magazines
	Bisexual Sex Parties Chapter 8. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
10	Blah Blah Airlines	BBB	Transportation	Airlines
	Blah Blah Airlines Chapter 47. Joke Tender Branson makes about the name of the airline of the flight that he hijacked, what he told the passengers as they were leaving the plane.
11	The Book of Very Common Prayer	BBB	Literature	Religious Books
	The Book of Very Common Prayer Chapter 24. Best-selling book of prayers attributed to Tender Branson that includes The Prayer to Delay Orgasm, The Prayer to Prevent Hair Loss and The Prayer to Silence Car Alarms, among others.
12	The Book of Very Common Prayer, Volume I...	BBB	Literature	Religious Books
	The Book of Very Common Prayer, Volume II Chapter 19. Book in the pipeline from the good people of Tender Branson Enterprises, a mistake that Tender Branson wants to clean up before the plane goes down or before the flight recorder tape runs out. According to Tender Branson, the prayers are getting a little witchy: For example, The Prayer to Make Someone Love You. Or, The Prayer to Strike Your Enemy Blind.
13	Casa Castile	BBB	Home Furnishing	House Models
	Casa Castile House model. Model of prefabricated home, broken in half and hooked to the back of semi truck, featuring cut-glass sconces on every wall and gold-plated fixtures in the bathroom. Tender Branson and his brother Adam ride through the Nebraska night down Interstate 80.
14	CerebralSave	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	CerebralSave Chapter 27. Medication that Tender Branson's agent mentions, that a marketing team has created a name for, but doesn't actually exist yet.
15	ChemoSolv	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	ChemoSolv Chapter 27. Medication that Tender Branson's agent mentions, that a marketing team has created a name for, but doesn't actually exist yet.
16	Columbia Memorial Mausoleum	BBB	Services	Funeral Homes
	Columbia Memorial Mausoleum Chapter 43. Mausoleum where Tender Branson steals artificial flowers.
17	Craftsman Manor	BBB	Home Furnishing	House Models
	Craftsman Manor House model. Model of prefabricated home, broken in half and hooked to the back of semi truck that Tender Branson and Fertility Hollis catch out of Missoula, Montana, going west on Interstate 90.
18	Creedish Church	BBB	Religion	Churches
	Creedish Church Also known as The Creedish Death Cult, The Child Slave Cult, The Church Of Slave Labor, The Old Testament Death Cult. Tender Branson's religious group that commits mass suicide in an event called The Deliverance.
19	The Creedish Death Tragedy on Ice	BBB	Entertainment	Theater Productions
	The Creedish Death Tragedy on Ice Chapter 27. Theatrical production starring Tender Branson, sponsored by SummerTime Old-Fashioned Instant Lemonade.
20	Cum Cravers	BBB	Periodicals	Adult Magazines
	Cum Cravers Chapter 7. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
21	The Dawn Williams Show	BBB	Television	TV Shows-Talk Shows
	The Dawn Williams Show Chapter 31. TV talk show that Tender Branson's agent mentions. He also mentions Barbara Walters.
22	Dodge Vignette	BBB	Vehicles	Motor Vehicles
	Dodge Vignette Chapter 27. Name copyrighted for a car that hasn't been designed that Tender Branson's agent mentions.
23	Donnadon	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	Donnadon Chapter 27. Bogus blue pills that Tender Branson's agent gives him, prototype medication, miracle dream cures for epidemics still on the horizon.
24	Dr. Webster Ambrose	BBB	Healthcare	Doctors
	Dr. Webster Ambrose Chapter 32. Doctor that Fertility Hollis mentions to Tender Branson, telling him that if Dr. Ambrose calls to ask if he knows somebody named Gwen, he should say that he doesn't know her, that they never met.
25	Endorphinol	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	Endorphinol Chapter 25. Pills that Tender Branson's agent gives him, and tells him to take if he feels any emotion coming on.
26	Flamingo Lodge	BBB	Home Furnishing	House Models
	Flamingo Lodge House model. Model of prefabricated home, broken in half and hooked to the back of semi truck that Tender Branson and Fertility Hollis ride in for three days and nights, and only wake up when it was being set on on a foundation in Hamilton, Montana. They stepped out the back door just as the happy family who bought it was coming in the front.
27	Ford Merit	BBB	Vehicles	Motor Vehicles
	Ford Merit Chapter 27. Name copyrighted for a car that hasn't been designed that Tender Branson's agent mentions.
28	Full Service Anal Escorts	BBB	Cinema	Adult Films
	Full Service Anal Escorts Chapter 44. Pornographic video that Tender Branson mentions when he talks about rewinding the video tapes of the people that he works for.
29	Gamacease	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	Gamacease Chapter 23. Bogus chocolate pills that Tender Branson swallows, prototype medication, when the Sensitive Materials Interment Bill had passed the House and the Senate and the president was signing it into law.
30	The Genesis Campaign	BBB	Entertainment	Theater Productions
	The Genesis Campaign Chapter 20, Chapter 19. Tender Branson's agent's idea, quick fix for the fact that Tender was still a virgin - very iffy media event in which Tender Branson gets married.
31	Geriamazone	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	Geriamazone Chapter 27. Bogus orange pills that Tender Branson's agent gives him, prototype medication, miracle dream cures for epidemics still on the horizon.
32	Girls Who Love Girls	BBB	Periodicals	Adult Magazines
	Girls Who Love Girls Chapter 8. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
33	GlucoCure	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	GlucoCure Chapter 27. One of 140 copyrighted names for Diabetes medication that are still in development that Tender Branson's agent mentions.
34	Glucodan	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	Glucodan Chapter 27. One of 140 copyrighted names for Diabetes medication that are still in development that Tender Branson's agent mentions.
35	Growdenase	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	Growdenase Chapter 27. One of 140 copyrighted names for Diabetes medication that are still in development that Tender Branson's agent mentions.
36	Hemazine	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	Hemazine Chapter 27. One of 140 copyrighted names for Diabetes medication that are still in development that Tender Branson's agent mentions.
37	Holly Hills Estate	BBB	Home Furnishing	House Models
	Holly Hills Estate House model. Model of prefabricated home, broken in half and hooked to the back of semi truck that Tender Branson and Fertility Hollis catch, headed south on Interstate 5 through Portland, Oregon.
38	Horny Dreamgirls	BBB	Periodicals	Adult Magazines
	Horny Dreamgirls Chapter 8. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
39	Hungry Butt Holes	BBB	Periodicals	Adult Magazines
	Hungry Butt Holes Chapter 7. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill. "The cold shadow of the Creedish church monument falls over me all morning as I bury Adam Branson. Under the layers of obscenity, under the Hungry Butt Holes, under the Ravishing She-Males, I dig with my hands into the churchyard dirt."
40	Inazan	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	Inazan Chapter 27. Bogus chocolate pills that Tender Branson's agent gives him, prototype medication, miracle dream cures for epidemics still on the horizon.
41	InsulinEase	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	InsulinEase Chapter 27. One of 140 copyrighted names for Diabetes medication that are still in development that Tender Branson's agent mentions.
42	Jodazone	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	Jodazone Chapter 27. Bogus pills that Tender Branson's agent gives him, prototype medication, miracle dream cures for epidemics still on the horizon.
43	Kohlercaine	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	Kohlercaine Chapter 27. Medication that Tender Branson's agent mentions, that a marketing team has created a name for, but doesn't actually exist yet.
44	Lips, Tits and Monster Clits	BBB	Periodicals	Adult Magazines
	Lips, Tits and Monster Clits Chapter 8. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
45	Maison d'Elegance	BBB	Home Furnishing	House Models
	Maison d'Elegance House model. Model of prefabricated home, broken in half and hooked to the back of semi truck that Adam and Fertility hustle Tender Branson into, and barricade him into the bedroom.
46	MaligNon	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	MaligNon Chapter 27. Medication that Tender Branson's agent mentions, that a marketing team has created a name for, but doesn't actually exist yet.
47	Maplewood Chateau	BBB	Home Furnishing	House Models
	Maplewood Chateau House model. Top of the line manufactured house, broken in half and hooked to the back of semi truck, featuring seamless linoleum in the kitchen, no-wax vinyl floor covering in the two bathrooms, easy-clean patterned vinyl wallboard instead of Sheetrock. Tender Branson, his brother Adam and Fertility Hollis ride through Kansas.
48	Mercury Rapture	BBB	Vehicles	Motor Vehicles
	Mercury Rapture Chapter 27. Name copyrighted for a car that hasn't been designed that Tender Branson's agent mentions.
49	Money-Making Secrets of the Bible	BBB	Literature	Religious Books
	Money-Making Secrets of the Bible Chapter 19. Book in the pipeline from the good people of Tender Branson Enterprises, a mistake that Tender Branson wants to clean up before the plane goes down or before the flight recorder tape runs out.
50	The Moorehouse Cineplex	BBB	Entertainment	Movie Theaters
	The Moorehouse Cineplex Chapter 41. Movie theater from one of Tender Branson's wrong number calls. A woman calls to ask what time the late movie starts. Tender Branson tells her to kill herself.
51	Oncologic	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	Oncologic Chapter 27. Medication that Tender Branson's agent mentions, that a marketing team has created a name for, but doesn't actually exist yet.
52	Orgy Boys	BBB	Periodicals	Adult Magazines
	Orgy Boys Chapter 7. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
53	PancreAid	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	PancreAid Chapter 27. One of 140 copyrighted names for Diabetes medication that are still in development that Tender Branson's agent mentions.
54	Parkwood Mansion	BBB	Home Furnishing	House Models
	Parkwood Mansion House model. Model of prefabricated home, broken in half and hooked to the back of semi truck that Tender Branson and Fertility Hollis catch headed west.
55	Peace of Mind	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Peace of Mind Chapter 21. Tender Branson's new television program, a half hour every late night when he'll take calls from people needing advice. He'll offer new perspectives. According to the press releases, every so often the show will include a new prediction. A disaster, an earthquake, tidal wave, rain of locusts could be headed your way, so you'd better tune in, just in case. It's sort of the evening news before the fact.
56	Plantation Manor	BBB	Home Furnishing	House Models
	Plantation Manor House model. Model of prefabricated house, manufactured house, trailer house, featuring walk-in closets and a breakfast nook. How Tender Branson's brother Adam has been crossing and crisscrossing the country for the past ten years - they're broken into halves or thirds and hooked to the back of semi trucks, with the open side of each modular piece sealed with a sheet of translucent plastic.
57	The Prayer Against Drivetrain Noise	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer Against Drivetrain Noise Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
58	The Prayer Against Excessive Underarm We...	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer Against Excessive Underarm Wetness Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
59	The Prayer for a Parking Space	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer for a Parking Space Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. "Oh, divine and merciful God, History is without equal for how much I will adore You, when You give me today, a place to park. For You are the provider. And You are the source. From You all good is delivered. Within You all is found. In Your care will I find respite. With Your guidance, will I find peace. To stop, to rest, to idle, to park. These are Yours to give me. This is what I ask. Amen."
60	The Prayer for a Second Interview	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer for a Second Interview Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
61	The Prayer for Increased Vaginal Sensiti...	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer for Increased Vaginal Sensitivity Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
62	The Prayer for Signing Important Documen...	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer for Signing Important Documents You Don't Read Chapter 20. Incantation that Tender Branson mentions reciting when the Sensitive Materials Interment Bill had passed the House and the Senate and the president was signing it into law.
63	The Prayer to Create Extra Storage Space...	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer to Create Extra Storage Space Chapter 20. Incantation that Tender Branson mentions reciting when the Sensitive Materials Interment Bill had passed the House and the Senate and the president was signing it into law.
64	The Prayer to Delay Orgasm	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer to Delay Orgasm Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
65	The Prayer to Induce Erection	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer to Induce Erection Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
66	The Prayer to Locate a Lost Contact Lens...	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer to Locate a Lost Contact Lens Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
67	The Prayer to Lose Weight	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer to Lose Weight Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
68	The Prayer to Maintain an Erection	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer to Maintain an Erection Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
69	The Prayer to Make Someone Love You	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer to Make Someone Love You Chapter 19. Incantation featured in Tender Branson's The Book of Very Common Prayer, Volume II.
70	The Prayer to Make Traffic Move	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer to Make Traffic Move Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
71	The Prayer to Prevent Hair Loss	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer to Prevent Hair Loss Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. "God of ultimate stewardship, Shepherd of thine flock, As You would succor the least of Your charges, As You would rescue the most lost of Your lambs, Restore to me the full measure of my glory. Preserve in me the remainder of my youth. All of Creation is Yours to provide. All of Creation is Yours to withhold. God of limitless bounty, Consider my suffering. Amen."
72	The Prayer to Prevent Parking Tickets	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer to Prevent Parking Tickets Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
73	The Prayer to Procrastinate	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer to Procrastinate Chapter 20. Incantation that Tender Branson mentions reciting when the Sensitive Materials Interment Bill had passed the House and the Senate and the president was signing it into law.
74	The Prayer to Recycle Accumulated Newspa...	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer to Recycle Accumulated Newspapers Chapter 20. Incantation that Tender Branson mentions reciting when the Sensitive Materials Interment Bill had passed the House and the Senate and the president was signing it into law.
75	The Prayer to Remove Mildew Stains	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer to Remove Mildew Stains Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
76	The Prayer to Silence Barking Dogs	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer to Silence Barking Dogs Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
77	The Prayer to Silence Car Alarms	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer to Silence Car Alarms Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
78	The Prayer to Stop Plumbing Leaks	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer to Stop Plumbing Leaks Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
79	The Prayer to Stop Smoking	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer to Stop Smoking Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. "Our most Holy Father, Take from me the choice You have given. Assume control of my will and habits. Wrest from me power over my own behavior. May it be Your decision how I act. May it be by Your hands, my every failing. Then if I still smoke, may I accept that my smoking is Your will. Amen."
80	The Prayer to Strike Your Enemy Blind	BBB	Literature	Short Stories
	The Prayer to Strike Your Enemy Blind Chapter 19. Incantation featured in Tender Branson's The Book of Very Common Prayer, Volume II.
81	Ravishing She-Males	BBB	Periodicals	Adult Magazines
	Ravishing She-Males Chapter 7. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill. "The cold shadow of the Creedish church monument falls over me all morning as I bury Adam Branson. Under the layers of obscenity, under the Hungry Butt Holes, under the Ravishing She-Males, I dig with my hands into the churchyard dirt."
82	Red Ropes	BBB	Food Products	Candy
	Red Ropes Chapter 7. Survivor version of Red Vines candy.
83	Saved from Salvation	BBB	Literature	Biographies
	Saved from Salvation Chapter 21. Best-selling autobiography of Creedish Church survivor Tender Branson.
84	Serenadon	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	Serenadon The best anti-anxiety treatment ever invented that hasn't actually been invented yet, that Tender Branson's agent gives him for the placebo effect.
85	Sex Secrets of the Bible	BBB	Literature	Religious Books
	Sex Secrets of the Bible Chapter 19. Book in the pipeline from the good people of Tender Branson Enterprises, a mistake that Tender Branson wants to clean up before the plane goes down or before the flight recorder tape runs out.
86	Sinderella	BBB	Cinema	Adult Film Parodies
	Sinderella Chapter 44. Pornographic video that Tender Branson mentions when he talks about rewinding the video tapes of the people that he works for.
87	Springhill Castle	BBB	Home Furnishing	House Models
	Springhill Castle House model. Model of prefabricated house, manufactured house, trailer house, featuring a whirlpool bathtub in the glamour bath, with two sinks and a wall of mirror. The living room and the master bedroom have skylights. The dining nook has a built-in china hutch with leaded-glass doors. How Tender Branson's brother Adam has been crossing and crisscrossing the country for the past ten years - they're broken into halves or thirds and hooked to the back of semi trucks, with the open side of each modular piece sealed with a sheet of translucent plastic.
88	SS Ocean Excursion	BBB	Vehicles	Watercrafts
	SS Ocean Excursion Chapter 38. The old French line ship that sank while Fertility and Trevor Hollis danced.
89	SummerTime Old-Fashioned Instant Lemonad...	BBB	Beverage Products	Juice
	SummerTime Old-Fashioned Instant Lemonade Chapter 25. Corporate sponsor of Tender Branson's public appearances.
90	Sutton Place Townhome	BBB	Home Furnishing	House Models
	Sutton Place Townhome House model. Model of prefabricated home, broken in half and hooked to the back of semi truck that Tender Branson and Fertility Hollis catch, headed for they didn't know where, and they ended up in Billings, Montana.
91	The Tender Branson Dashboard Statuette	BBB	Vehicles	Automotive Products
	The Tender Branson Dashboard Statuette Chapter 20. Automotive product from the good people of Tender Branson Enterprises, a mistake that Tender Branson wants to clean up before the plane goes down or before the flight recorder tape runs out.
92	Tender Branson Enterprises	BBB	Corporations	Companies
	Tender Branson Enterprises The company behind such products as The Bible Diet, the books Money-Making Secrets of the Bible, Sex Secrets of the Bible Bible Book of Remodeling Kitchens and Bathrooms and the Book of Very Common Prayer, Volume II, and the Tender Branson Room Freshener.
93	Tender Branson Media and Merchandising S...	BBB	Corporations	Communications Companies
	Tender Branson Media and Merchandising Syndicate Chapter 16. Corporation mentioned in the papers that Tender Branson's agent has him sign: At the end of the first quarter, the agent comes by to make me sign some papers. Profit-sharing documents, the agent tells me. The party known as Tender Branson, to be hereafter known as The Victim, grants the party hereafter known as The Agent the power to receive and distribute all monies payable to the Tender Branson Media and Merchandising Syndicate, including but not limited to book sales, broadcast programming, artwork, live performances, and cosmetics, namely men's cologne.
94	Tender Branson Miracle Crusade	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Tender Branson Miracle Crusade Chapter 22. Tender Branson TV appearance tour - weeknight appearances in Florida - the Jacksonville, Tampa, Orlando and Miami circuit. Each night, Tender Branson performs a Miracle Minute, predicting an upcoming natural disaster.
95	Tender Branson National Sensitive Materi...	BBB	Maintenance Services	Waste Management
	Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill Chapter 20. A 20,000-acre repository for the nation's outdated pornography, located in what used to be the Creedish Church colony.
96	Tender Branson Radio Ministry	BBB	Radio	Radio Programs
	Tender Branson Radio Ministry Chapter 9. One of a thousand canned radio shows that Tender Branson taped in a studio he doesn't remember where.
97	The Tender Branson Room Freshener	BBB	Maintenance Products	Cleaning Products
	The Tender Branson Room Freshener Chapter 19. Product in the pipeline from the good people of Tender Branson Enterprises, a mistake that Tender Branson wants to clean up before the plane goes down or before the flight recorder tape runs out.
98	Topsail Estate Manor	BBB	Home Furnishing	House Models
	Topsail Estate Manor House model. Model of prefabricated home, broken in half and hooked to the back of semi truck that Tender Branson and Fertility Hollis catch out of Denver, headed for Cheyenne.
99	Truth, the Fragrance	BBB	Personal Care	Perfumes
	Truth, the Fragrance Chapter 31, Chapter 17. Tender Branson's new cologne.
100	Valley Plaza Shopping Center	BBB	Retail	Shopping Centers
	Valley Plaza Shopping Center Chapter 41. Shopping center Tender Branson mentions when talking about how feels when walking around in his church clothes in public, standing out, being everyone's savior.
101	ViralSept	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	ViralSept Chapter 27. Medication that Tender Branson's agent mentions, that a marketing team has created a name for, but doesn't actually exist yet.
102	Westbury Estate	BBB	Home Furnishing	House Models
	Westbury Estate House model. Model of prefabricated house, manufactured house, trailer house, featuring a formal dining room and a built-in fireplace in the living room. How Tender Branson's brother Adam has been crossing and crisscrossing the country for the past ten years - they're broken into halves or thirds and hooked to the back of semi trucks, with the open side of each modular piece sealed with a sheet of translucent plastic.
103	Wilmington Villa	BBB	Home Furnishing	House Models
	Wilmington Villa House model. Model of prefabricated home, broken in half and hooked to the back of semi truck, featuring faux tile countertops, a bidet in the master bath, almond-colored appliances in the kitchen and floor-length drapes in the dining room. Tender Branson, his brother Adam and Fertility Hollis ride through Dallas.
FICTITIOUS TIMELINE
104	March 14, 1964	Dates	20th Century: 60s	Events
	March 14, 1964 Date scratched into the stall wall at the Miami airport where Tender Branson sits on a toilet: "John M was here 3/14/64".
105	June 18, 1973	Dates	20th Century: 70s	Events
	June 18, 1973 Date scratched into the stall wall at the Miami airport where Tender Branson sits on a toilet: "Be here tonight for a free blow job. Saturday, June 18, 1973".
106	January 8, 1976	Dates	20th Century: 70s	Events
	January 8, 1976 Date scratched into the stall wall at the Miami airport where Tender Branson sits on a toilet: "Carl B was here Jan. 8, 1976".
MAKE BELIEVE MAP
107	Bolster County	Map	Geographic Areas	Counties
	Bolster County County in Nebraska. Home of the Creedish Church.
108	Walker River Bridge	Map	Transit Routes	Bridges
	Walker River Bridge Chapter 23. Shreveport bridge that Fertility Hollis mentions in her prediction: "In eleven minutes the waitress will bring you another piece of pie. Lemon meringue, this time. Later, only about sixty people will show up for your appearance tonight. Then, tomorrow morning, something called the Walker River Bridge will collapse in Shreveport. Wherever that is."
OTHER
109	Attention Withdrawal Syndrome	Other	Medical Conditions	Syndromes
	Attention Withdrawal Syndrome Chapter 13. Joke Fertility makes to Adam: What I told you about - it's starting. We need to get him locked up someplace, stat. He's going into Attention Withdrawal Syndrome.
110	Bolivian Gray Panther	Other	Living Things	Animals
	Bolivian Gray Panther Chapter 20. Animal that Fertility Hollis predicts will become extinct.
111	Federal Survivor Retention Program	Other	Plans	Programs
	Federal Survivor Retention Program Government program created to protect the members of the Creedish Church that were not present when the rest of the church committed mass suicide during The Deliverance.
112	Fertility Hollis	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Fertility Hollis Fertility Hollis: If you worry about disaster all the time, that's what you're going to get.
113	Tender Branson	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Tender Branson Tender Branson: People need to know the Book of Very Common Prayer was not my idea. Yes, it sold two hundred million copies, worldwide. It did. Yes, I let them put my name on it, but the book was the agent's brainchild. Before that the book was the idea of some nobody on the writing team. Some copywriter trying to break into the big time, I forget.
114	Tender Branson	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Tender Branson Tender Branson: I've just about perfected a failsafe technique for mopping up extra sage cream when the phone rings, again. A guy's calling to say he's failing Algebra II. Just as a point of practice, I say, Kill yourself.
115	Tender Branson	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Tender Branson Tender Branson: A man calls to say his car won't start. Kill yourself. A woman calls to ask what time the late movie starts. Kill yourself. She asks, "Isn't this 555-1327? Is this the Moorehouse CinePlex?" I say, Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself.
116	Tender Branson	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Tender Branson Tender Branson: A girl calls and asks, "Does it hurt very much to die?" Well, sweetheart, I tell her, yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living.
117	Tender Branson	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Tender Branson Tender Branson: You're gone anaerobic, you're burning muscle instead of fat, but your mind is crystal-clear. The truth is that all this was just part of the suicide process. Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time. Because the only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom really is the amount of press coverage.
118	Tender Branson	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Tender Branson Tender Branson: When we were on the ground and the passengers and crew were deplaning, I stood at the forward cabin door and said, I'm sorry. I apologize for any inconvenience. Please have a safe and enjoyable trip and thank you for flying Blah-Blah Airlines.
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	Tender Branson Tender Branson: This is fish number 641 in a lifetime of goldfish. My parents bought me the first one to reach me about loving and caring for another living breathing creature of God. 640 fish later, the only thing I know is, everything you love will die.
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	Tender Branson Tender Branson: May you be of complete service in your lifetime.
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	Tender Branson Tender Branson: Praise and glory to the for this day through which we labor.
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	Tender Branson Tender Branson: May our efforts bring all those around us to heaven.
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	Tender Branson Tender Branson: May you die with all your work complete.
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	Tender Branson Tender Branson: A woman calls and says her kids won't behave. Without missing a beat, I tell her, Kill yourself.
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	Tender Branson Tender Branson: I'm on a toilet in the Miami airport, and right at my elbow there's the hole in the stall wall, and all around the hole are messages left by men who sat here before me. John M was here 3/14/64. Carl B was here Jan. 8, 1976. Epitaphs.
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127	What is Tender Branson's Client number i...	Other	Trivia	Questions
	What is Tender Branson's Client number in the Federal Survivor Retention Program? Survivor Retention Client #84 Survivor Retention Client #1,876 Survivor Retention Client #69
128	What is the number of the flight that Te...	Other	Trivia	Questions
	What is the number of the flight that Tender Branson hijacks and records his life story on the flight recorder? Flight 180 Flight 2039 Flight 815
129	What is Trevor Hollis' crypt number in t...	Other	Trivia	Questions
	What is Trevor Hollis' crypt number in the Columbia Memorial Mausoleum? 666 2039 678

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