STEVE MARTIN Comedy Acts 1967.

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Total Records: 91 - Medium: COMEDY ACTS

#	Record Name	Group	Category	Subcategory
BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU
1	The Ad Agency	BBB	Services	Advertising and Marketing
	The Ad Agency Advertising agency that takes on the Okra Cola campaign.
3	The All American Family	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	The All American Family TV sitcom.
3	All Bran CONSUME Fiber	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	All Bran CONSUME Fiber Breakfast cereal from opening dance sequence.
3	The Apple Pie Hubbub	BBB	Literature	Novels
	The Apple Pie Hubbub Novel Steve claims to have written. This was a significant novel for Steve because that's when he first started using verbs. His novels really brightened up after that.
4	Bad Bad Leroy Au Chante	BBB	Music	Songs
	Bad Bad Leroy Au Chante Number one country song in France that French country singer Jean-Pierre mentions.
3	Bad Banana on Broadway	BBB	Literature	Novels
	Bad Banana on Broadway Novel Steve claims to have written.
4	Bailey's Soda Metric Cola	BBB	Beverage Products	Soft Drinks
	Bailey's Soda Metric Cola Soft drink from opening dance sequence.
3	Bikini Coroner	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Bikini Coroner TV show featuring America's sexiest forensic expert. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it."
3	Bizarre Oddities of the World	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Bizarre Oddities of the World Hosting the TV show Bizarre Oddities of the World, Steve travels to an island called the Land that Time Forgot, visiting a hippie commune.
3	Black and White TV Dinners	BBB	Food Products	Prepackaged Meals
	Black and White TV Dinners TV dinners for people that don't own a color TV.
3	The Boorman School	BBB	Education	Vocational Schools
	The Boorman School Bag boy college. "Learn to work in a bag boy's world"
3	Bowling for Shit	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Bowling for Shit TV show that Steve mentions, that he will be on promoting his upcoming album.
3	Buy Sum	BBB	Goods	Miscellaneous Products
	Buy Sum Generic product from opening dance number.
3	Cat Juggling	BBB	Sports	Sports
	Cat Juggling New sport in Mexico.
3	Celebrity Assholes	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Celebrity Assholes TV show that Steve mentions, that he will did so well on that now they want him on a lot more shows, like Bowling for Shit.
3	Ceremony for a Fat Lip	BBB	Literature	Novels
	Ceremony for a Fat Lip Novel Steve claims to have written.
4	Chameleon Flesh Colored Toilet Tissue	BBB	Personal Care	Hygiene Products
	Chameleon Flesh Colored Toilet Tissue Flesh colored to conceal nicks from shaving.
3	Claude and Maurice Facial Treatment	BBB	Personal Care	Cosmetics
	Claude and Maurice Facial Treatment Two guys follow you around ensuring your face looks good.
3	Clear Meadow Hospital for Drunks	BBB	Healthcare	Drug Rehabilitation
	Clear Meadow Hospital for Drunks Not exactly a rehabilitation center, more of a place for drunks to get drunk.
3	Club 29	BBB	Nightlife	Clubs
	Club 29 Nightclub.
3	Cold Lard Omelette	BBB	Menu	Menu Items
	Cold Lard Omelette Menu item.
3	Commercial Hall of Fame	BBB	Entertainment	Museum Halls
	Commercial Hall of Fame Museum.
3	Cruncho Cereal	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Cruncho Cereal "The yummy breakfast cereal". Breakfast cereal from opening dance sequence.
3	Dawson's	BBB	Retail	Stores
	Dawson's Store on Wild West set.
3	Dutch Sugar Jelly Cake	BBB	Menu	Menu Items
	Dutch Sugar Jelly Cake Dessert menu item.
3	Early Maple Surprise	BBB	Menu	Menu Items
	Early Maple Surprise Menu item.
3	Emergency Room Cheerleaders	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Emergency Room Cheerleaders TV show. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it."
3	Expend	BBB	Maintenance Products	Cleaning Products
	Expend Canned spray product from opening dance number.
3	Eyeclean	BBB	Personal Care	Hygiene Products
	Eyeclean Eye wash product from opening dance sequence.
3	Famous Door Slams	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Famous Door Slams New TV show featuring people slamming the door on Steve Martin wanting to come in.
3	Fred's Bank	BBB	Financial Companies	Banks
	Fred's Bank Bad name for a bank, according to Steve.
4	Fresh as a Flower	BBB	Maintenance Services	Laundry Services
	Fresh as a Flower Dry cleaning service.
3	The Great Flydini	BBB	Amusement	Magicians
	The Great Flydini Magician with a magic fly.
3	Health Tomato Ketchup	BBB	Food Products	Condiments
	Health Tomato Ketchup Generic food product from opening dance sequence.
3	Honeymoon Butter	BBB	Food Products	Condiments
	Honeymoon Butter Food product" We skim the richest cream off the top of the finest milk from our best cows and pump it directly into the waterbeds of our honeymoon suites. In the morning, butter. Rhythm rich. It really is made with love."
3	How I Turned a Million in Real Estate In...	BBB	Literature	Self-Help Products
	How I Turned a Million in Real Estate Into $25 in Cash Self help book Steve claims to have written.
4	How to Get Along with Everyone	BBB	Literature	Self-Help Products
	How to Get Along with Everyone Self help book Steve claims to have written. He didn't write it by himself though, he wrote it with "this other asshole/jerk off"
5	How to Make Money Off the Mentally Ill	BBB	Literature	Self-Help Products
	How to Make Money Off the Mentally Ill Self help book Steve claims to have written.
6	Howdy Doody: Man Or Myth	BBB	Literature	Books
	Howdy Doody: Man Or Myth Book Steve claims to have written.
7	IJAX Double Bleach Cleanser	BBB	Maintenance Products	Cleaning Products
	IJAX Double Bleach Cleanser Cleaning product from opening dance sequence.
3	I'll Take the Alphabet	BBB	Literature	Novels
	I'll Take the Alphabet Novel Steve claims to have written.
4	Jean-Pierre Louey	BBB	Music	Musicians
	Jean-Pierre Louey French country singer.
3	Just a Second Honey Bra	BBB	Apparel	Underwear
	Just a Second Honey Bra Disposable bra with an easy opening pop top made for women by men from the makers of Real Man Beer.
3	Kill If You Have To	BBB	Literature	Self-Help Products
	Kill If You Have To Self help book by Dr. Robert Zinger.
3	Knights on Fire	BBB	Literature	Novels
	Knights on Fire Novel Steve claims to have written.
4	Kriesel Bros Used Cars	BBB	Vehicles	Vehicle Dealerships
	Kriesel Bros Used Cars Used car dealership.
3	La Speciale De La Blossom a L'Orange	BBB	Music	Songs
	La Speciale De La Blossom a L'Orange French country singer Jean-Pierre Louey's big railroad song.
3	Look Out for Number One	BBB	Literature	Self-Help Products
	Look Out for Number One Self help book by Dr. Robert Zinger.
3	Mind Gone Haywire	BBB	Literature	Novels
	Mind Gone Haywire Novel Steve claims to have written.
4	Morris the Cat	BBB	Entertainment	Theater Productions
	Morris the Cat Theatrical production starring Steve Martin as the original Morris the Cat.
3	The Motel Dairy Farms	BBB	Food Industries	Farms
	The Motel Dairy Farms Makers of Honeymoon Butter food product.
3	Murphy's	BBB	Nightlife	Nightclubs
	Murphy's Bar on Wild West set.
3	Mutual with Steve	BBB	Financial Companies	Insurance Services
	Mutual with Steve Steve's insurance service.
3	Nail Polish	BBB	Personal Care	Cosmetics
	Nail Polish Generic nail polish product from opening dance sequence.
3	Okra Cola	BBB	Beverage Products	Soft Drinks
	Okra Cola Soft drink.
3	Real Dumb People	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Real Dumb People One of the TV shows in the dumb Tuesday Night lineup. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it."
3	Real Man Beer	BBB	Beverage Products	Beer
	Real Man Beer Beer product mentioned: Brought to you by the makers of Real Man Beer, so you know it's a name you can trust.
3	Renegade Nuns on Wheels	BBB	Literature	Novels
	Renegade Nuns on Wheels Novel Steve claims to have written.
4	Saloon	BBB	Nightlife	Saloons
	Saloon Generic saloon on Wild West set.
3	Screw Up Your Life Magazine	BBB	Periodicals	Magazines
	Screw Up Your Life Magazine Similar to Life Magazine.
4	Security First Trust and Federal Reserve	BBB	Financial Companies	Banks
	Security First Trust and Federal Reserve Good name for a bank, according to Steve. Much better than Fred's Bank.
5	The Society for the Preservation of Come...	BBB	Organizations	Professional Organizations
	The Society for the Preservation of Comedy Genius The Homage to Steve TV special is presented by The Society for the Preservation of Comedy Genius in accordance with the last wishes of Mahatma Gandhi.
3	Space Ark	BBB	Vehicles	Spacecrafts
	Space Ark The public has a short memory. That's why all these big stars do these crazy, terrible things and two years later they're back in the biz, you know. 'Cause the public has a short memory. Let me give you a little test, okay? This is my thesis: the public has a short memory and, like, how many people remember, a couple of years ago, when the Earth blew up? How many people? See? So few people remember. And you would think that something like that, people would remember. But no! You don't remember that? The Earth blew up and was completely destroyed? And we escaped to this planet on the giant Space Ark? Where have you people been? And the government decided not to tell the stupider people 'cause they thought that it might affect... Ohhhh! Okay! Uh, let's move on!
3	Speak Up, Dummies	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Speak Up, Dummies One of the TV shows in the dumb Tuesday Night lineup. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it."
3	Stack of Lips	BBB	Menu	Menu Items
	Stack of Lips Menu item.
3	The Steve Martin Variety Show	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	The Steve Martin Variety Show TV show featuring Steve Martin and friends.
3	Steve Martin's Penis Beauty Creme	BBB	Personal Care	Hygiene Products
	Steve Martin's Penis Beauty Creme All natural new formula for a smoother and softer penis.
3	Stuffing	BBB	Food Products	Miscellaneous Food Products
	Stuffing Generic stuffing product.
3	Sudso	BBB	Maintenance Products	Cleaning Products
	Sudso Cleaning product from opening dance sequence.
3	Tennis Court	BBB	Television	TV Shows-Reality
	Tennis Court Steve serves as judge for a tennis-themed courtroom reality show called Tennis Court, sponsored by the United States Lawn Dart Association.
3	That's Incredibly Dumb	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	That's Incredibly Dumb One of the TV shows in the dumb Tuesday Night lineup. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it."
3	Toothpaste	BBB	Personal Care	Dental Products
	Toothpaste Generic toothpaste product from opening dance sequence.
3	Trouble in Doggyland	BBB	Literature	Novels
	Trouble in Doggyland Novel Steve claims to have written.
4	Truman Capote Jeans	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Products
	Truman Capote Jeans Clothing product.
3	Try and Make a Touchdown You Scumbags	BBB	Literature	Books
	Try and Make a Touchdown You Scumbags The name of a cheer Steve claims to have written when he was a cheerleader.
4	Tuna Fish Sandwich	BBB	Personal Care	Perfumes
	Tuna Fish Sandwich Cologne Steve wears so that he has a unique smell.
5	Turd Museum	BBB	Entertainment	Museums
	Turd Museum Local museum Steve mentions visiting in Los Angeles. "They have some fantastic shit there. Some of that crap there's worth a lot of money."
3	United States Lawn Dart Association	BBB	Sports	Sports Associations
	United States Lawn Dart Association Steve serves as judge for a tennis-themed courtroom reality show called Tennis Court, sponsored by the United States Lawn Dart Association.
3	UZIT Spray	BBB	Maintenance Products	Cleaning Products
	UZIT Spray Cleaning product from opening dance sequence.
3	Vitamins	BBB	Drugs	Vitamins
	Vitamins Generic vitamin product from opening dance sequence.
3	Wet T-shirt Lawyer	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Wet T-shirt Lawyer TV show featuring America's sexiest defense counselor. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it."
3	Winning Through Humiliation	BBB	Literature	Self-Help Products
	Winning Through Humiliation Self help book by Dr. Robert Zinger.
3	You Know	BBB	Personal Care	Hygiene Products
	You Know A feminine product: "The one product for everything that's wrong with women"
FICTITIOUS TIMELINE
4	December 31, 1969	Dates	20th Century: 60s	Events
	December 31, 1969 Mike Wallace may or may not have had liquor on his breath - according to a guy who met the wife of a close personal friend who knows someone who met Mike Wallace's brother.
MAKE BELIEVE MAP
3	Doggyland	Map	Worlds	Realms
	Doggyland World from novel Steve claims to have written called, "Trouble in Doggyland"
4	The Land that Time Forgot	Map	Geographic Areas	Islands
	The Land that Time Forgot Hosting the TV show Bizarre Oddities of the World, Steve travels to an island called the Land that Time Forgot, visiting a hippie commune.
3	Radiation Valley	Map	Urban Areas	Neighborhoods
	Radiation Valley Town where Steve claims to live with his dog Fluffy.
3	Say What	Map	Geographic Areas	Countries
	Say What Steve reports on the begging nature of the country Say What.
OTHER
3	Name of the turtle that Turtleboy rides ...	Other	Trivia	Name Game
	Name of the turtle that Turtleboy rides - the one with fire in his eyes. Hurricane The Widow Maker Pokey
3	Steve Martin	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Steve Martin Steve Martin: Comedy is the ability to make people laugh without making them puke.
3	Untitled	Other	Themes	Gray Eagle
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