STEVE MARTIN
Comedy Acts 1967.
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1The Ad Agency ServicesAdvertising and Marketing

The Ad Agency
Advertising agency that takes on the Okra Cola campaign.



2The All American Family TelevisionTV Shows

The All American Family
TV sitcom.



3All Bran CONSUME Fiber Food ProductsBreakfast Cereal

All Bran CONSUME Fiber
Breakfast cereal from opening dance sequence.



4The Apple Pie Hubbub LiteratureNovels

The Apple Pie Hubbub
Novel Steve claims to have written. This was a significant novel for Steve because that's when he first started using verbs. His novels really brightened up after that.

5Bad Bad Leroy Au Chante MusicSongs

Bad Bad Leroy Au Chante
Number one country song in France that French country singer Jean-Pierre mentions.



6Bad Banana on Broadway LiteratureNovels

Bad Banana on Broadway
Novel Steve claims to have written.

7Bailey's Soda Metric Cola Beverage ProductsSoft Drinks

Bailey's Soda Metric Cola
Soft drink from opening dance sequence.



8Bikini Coroner TelevisionTV Shows

Bikini Coroner
TV show featuring America's sexiest forensic expert. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it."



9Bizarre Oddities of the World TelevisionTV Shows

Bizarre Oddities of the World
Hosting the TV show Bizarre Oddities of the World, Steve travels to an island called the Land that Time Forgot, visiting a hippie commune.



10Black and White TV Dinners Food ProductsPrepackaged Meals

Black and White TV Dinners
TV dinners for people that don't own a color TV.



11The Boorman School EducationVocational Schools

The Boorman School
Bag boy college. "Learn to work in a bag boy's world"



12Bowling for Shit TelevisionTV Shows

Bowling for Shit
TV show that Steve mentions, that he will be on promoting his upcoming album.



13Buy Sum GoodsMiscellaneous Products

Buy Sum
Generic product from opening dance number.



14Cat Juggling SportsSports

Cat Juggling
New sport in Mexico.



15Celebrity Assholes TelevisionTV Shows

Celebrity Assholes
TV show that Steve mentions, that he will did so well on that now they want him on a lot more shows, like Bowling for Shit.



16Ceremony for a Fat Lip LiteratureNovels

Ceremony for a Fat Lip
Novel Steve claims to have written.

17Chameleon Flesh Colored Toilet Tissue Personal CareHygiene Products

Chameleon Flesh Colored Toilet Tissue
Flesh colored to conceal nicks from shaving.



18Claude and Maurice Facial Treatment Personal CareCosmetics

Claude and Maurice Facial Treatment
Two guys follow you around ensuring your face looks good.



19Clear Meadow Hospital for Drunks HealthcareDrug Rehabilitation

Clear Meadow Hospital for Drunks
Not exactly a rehabilitation center, more of a place for drunks to get drunk.



20Club 29 NightlifeClubs

Club 29
Nightclub.



21Cold Lard Omelette MenuMenu Items

Cold Lard Omelette
Menu item.



22Commercial Hall of Fame EntertainmentMuseum Halls

Commercial Hall of Fame
Museum.



23Cruncho Cereal Food ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Cruncho Cereal
"The yummy breakfast cereal". Breakfast cereal from opening dance sequence.



24Dawson's RetailStores

Dawson's
Store on Wild West set.



25Dutch Sugar Jelly Cake MenuMenu Items

Dutch Sugar Jelly Cake
Dessert menu item.



26Early Maple Surprise MenuMenu Items

Early Maple Surprise
Menu item.



27Emergency Room Cheerleaders TelevisionTV Shows

Emergency Room Cheerleaders
TV show. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it."



28Expend Maintenance ProductsCleaning Products

Expend
Canned spray product from opening dance number.



29Eyeclean Personal CareHygiene Products

Eyeclean
Eye wash product from opening dance sequence.



30Famous Door Slams TelevisionTV Shows

Famous Door Slams
New TV show featuring people slamming the door on Steve Martin wanting to come in.



31Fred's Bank Financial CompaniesBanks

Fred's Bank
Bad name for a bank, according to Steve.

32Fresh as a Flower Maintenance ServicesLaundry Services

Fresh as a Flower
Dry cleaning service.



33The Great Flydini AmusementMagicians

The Great Flydini
Magician with a magic fly.



34Health Tomato Ketchup Food ProductsCondiments

Health Tomato Ketchup
Generic food product from opening dance sequence.



35Honeymoon Butter Food ProductsCondiments

Honeymoon Butter
Food product" We skim the richest cream off the top of the finest milk from our best cows and pump it directly into the waterbeds of our honeymoon suites. In the morning, butter. Rhythm rich. It really is made with love."



36How I Turned a Million in Real Estate In... LiteratureSelf-Help Products

How I Turned a Million in Real Estate Into $25 in Cash
Self help book Steve claims to have written.

37How to Get Along with Everyone LiteratureSelf-Help Products

How to Get Along with Everyone
Self help book Steve claims to have written. He didn't write it by himself though, he wrote it with "this other asshole/jerk off"

38How to Make Money Off the Mentally Ill LiteratureSelf-Help Products

How to Make Money Off the Mentally Ill
Self help book Steve claims to have written.

39Howdy Doody: Man Or Myth LiteratureBooks

Howdy Doody: Man Or Myth
Book Steve claims to have written.

40IJAX Double Bleach Cleanser Maintenance ProductsCleaning Products

IJAX Double Bleach Cleanser
Cleaning product from opening dance sequence.



41I'll Take the Alphabet LiteratureNovels

I'll Take the Alphabet
Novel Steve claims to have written.

42Jean-Pierre Louey MusicMusicians

Jean-Pierre Louey
French country singer.



43Just a Second Honey Bra ApparelUnderwear

Just a Second Honey Bra
Disposable bra with an easy opening pop top made for women by men from the makers of Real Man Beer.



44Kill If You Have To LiteratureSelf-Help Products

Kill If You Have To
Self help book by Dr. Robert Zinger.



45Knights on Fire LiteratureNovels

Knights on Fire
Novel Steve claims to have written.

46Kriesel Bros Used Cars VehiclesVehicle Dealerships

Kriesel Bros Used Cars
Used car dealership.



47La Speciale De La Blossom a L'Orange MusicSongs

La Speciale De La Blossom a L'Orange
French country singer Jean-Pierre Louey's big railroad song.



48Look Out for Number One LiteratureSelf-Help Products

Look Out for Number One
Self help book by Dr. Robert Zinger.



49Mind Gone Haywire LiteratureNovels

Mind Gone Haywire
Novel Steve claims to have written.

50Morris the Cat EntertainmentTheater Productions

Morris the Cat
Theatrical production starring Steve Martin as the original Morris the Cat.



51The Motel Dairy Farms Food IndustriesFarms

The Motel Dairy Farms
Makers of Honeymoon Butter food product.



52Murphy's NightlifeNightclubs

Murphy's
Bar on Wild West set.



53Mutual with Steve Financial CompaniesInsurance Services

Mutual with Steve
Steve's insurance service.



54Nail Polish Personal CareCosmetics

Nail Polish
Generic nail polish product from opening dance sequence.



55Okra Cola Beverage ProductsSoft Drinks

Okra Cola
Soft drink.



56Real Dumb People TelevisionTV Shows

Real Dumb People
One of the TV shows in the dumb Tuesday Night lineup. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it."



57Real Man Beer Beverage ProductsBeer

Real Man Beer
Beer product mentioned: Brought to you by the makers of Real Man Beer, so you know it's a name you can trust.



58Renegade Nuns on Wheels LiteratureNovels

Renegade Nuns on Wheels
Novel Steve claims to have written.

59Saloon NightlifeSaloons

Saloon
Generic saloon on Wild West set.



60Screw Up Your Life Magazine PeriodicalsMagazines

Screw Up Your Life Magazine
Similar to Life Magazine.

61Security First Trust and Federal Reserve Financial CompaniesBanks

Security First Trust and Federal Reserve
Good name for a bank, according to Steve. Much better than Fred's Bank.

62The Society for the Preservation of Come... OrganizationsProfessional Organizations

The Society for the Preservation of Comedy Genius
The Homage to Steve TV special is presented by The Society for the Preservation of Comedy Genius in accordance with the last wishes of Mahatma Gandhi.



63Space Ark VehiclesSpacecrafts

Space Ark
The public has a short memory. That's why all these big stars do these crazy, terrible things and two years later they're back in the biz, you know. 'Cause the public has a short memory. Let me give you a little test, okay? This is my thesis: the public has a short memory and, like, how many people remember, a couple of years ago, when the Earth blew up? How many people? See? So few people remember. And you would think that something like that, people would remember. But no! You don't remember that? The Earth blew up and was completely destroyed? And we escaped to this planet on the giant Space Ark? Where have you people been? And the government decided not to tell the stupider people 'cause they thought that it might affect... Ohhhh! Okay! Uh, let's move on!



64Speak Up, Dummies TelevisionTV Shows

Speak Up, Dummies
One of the TV shows in the dumb Tuesday Night lineup. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it."



65Stack of Lips MenuMenu Items

Stack of Lips
Menu item.



66The Steve Martin Variety Show TelevisionTV Shows

The Steve Martin Variety Show
TV show featuring Steve Martin and friends.



67Steve Martin's Penis Beauty Creme Personal CareHygiene Products

Steve Martin's Penis Beauty Creme
All natural new formula for a smoother and softer penis.



68Stuffing Food ProductsMiscellaneous Food Products

Stuffing
Generic stuffing product.



69Sudso Maintenance ProductsCleaning Products

Sudso
Cleaning product from opening dance sequence.



70Tennis Court TelevisionTV Shows-Reality

Tennis Court
Steve serves as judge for a tennis-themed courtroom reality show called Tennis Court, sponsored by the United States Lawn Dart Association.



71That's Incredibly Dumb TelevisionTV Shows

That's Incredibly Dumb
One of the TV shows in the dumb Tuesday Night lineup. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it."



72Toothpaste Personal CareDental Products

Toothpaste
Generic toothpaste product from opening dance sequence.



73Trouble in Doggyland LiteratureNovels

Trouble in Doggyland
Novel Steve claims to have written.

74Truman Capote Jeans ApparelClothing Products

Truman Capote Jeans
Clothing product.



75Try and Make a Touchdown You Scumbags LiteratureBooks

Try and Make a Touchdown You Scumbags
The name of a cheer Steve claims to have written when he was a cheerleader.

76Tuna Fish Sandwich Personal CarePerfumes

Tuna Fish Sandwich
Cologne Steve wears so that he has a unique smell.

77Turd Museum EntertainmentMuseums

Turd Museum
Local museum Steve mentions visiting in Los Angeles. "They have some fantastic shit there. Some of that crap there's worth a lot of money."



78United States Lawn Dart Association SportsSports Associations

United States Lawn Dart Association
Steve serves as judge for a tennis-themed courtroom reality show called Tennis Court, sponsored by the United States Lawn Dart Association.



79UZIT Spray Maintenance ProductsCleaning Products

UZIT Spray
Cleaning product from opening dance sequence.



80Vitamins DrugsVitamins

Vitamins
Generic vitamin product from opening dance sequence.



81Wet T-shirt Lawyer TelevisionTV Shows

Wet T-shirt Lawyer
TV show featuring America's sexiest defense counselor. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it."



82Winning Through Humiliation LiteratureSelf-Help Products

Winning Through Humiliation
Self help book by Dr. Robert Zinger.



83You Know Personal CareHygiene Products

You Know
A feminine product: "The one product for everything that's wrong with women"



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