Fiction Empire

Software

The Accountability Booster
Andy: "And I'd like to add that your work has been a little sloppy. So Dwight and I have implemented a new program that we like to call The Accountability Booster. It registers every time a mistake has been made in the office, from a late delivery to an accounting error. Five strikes in a day equals a home run. One home run and you're out. If we as a group make five mistakes in a day, something bad happens, like we block Mindsweeper. Or in this case, an email gets sent to Robert California containing the consultant's report from last year."

Achy Breaky Fart

Achy Breaky Fart
Parody song Michael mentions, parody of Billy Ray Cyrus' Achy Breaky Heart.

The Adventures of Jimmy Halpert

Comic Books

The Adventures of Jimmy Halpert
Comic book Pam creates for Jim for Christmas. Pam: "It stars Jimmy Halpert, a mild-mannered paper salesman who, while riding his bike through the forest, is bitten by a radioactive bear becomes a bear man. Wreaks havoc on the office."

Afghanistanis with AIDS

Afghanistanis with AIDS
Charity that Michael says he's going to donate his Casino Night winnings.

Aficionado Monthly

Magazines

Aficionado Monthly
Magazine Michael mentions when Pam lets it slip that Michael reads Cracked and he wants to make sure it's clear that Cracked isn't the only magazine he reads.

Alaska Film Festival

Fairs and Festivals

Alaska Film Festival
Local film festival Kevin mentions.

Alleluia Church of Scranton

Religion

Churches

Alleluia Church of Scranton
Michael buys a van for paper delivery from a local church.

America's a Capella Sensation

TV Shows-Reality

America's a Capella Sensation
Singing competition TV show. Andy: "Well, I burned all my bridges at Dunder Mifflin, and time to become the next American idol by winning America's Next A Cappella Sensation on channel TBD."

The Antler Lodge

The Antler Lodge
Local hotel. "So when we're done here, you guys could go over to the Antler Lodge, sample some deer, and talk about my raise."

Apex Technology

Technology Companies

Apex Technology
Dunder Mifflin customer with female employee named Gina that whose name Dwight apparently mispronounced "gy-na".

Arrowhead

Audiovisual Devices

Arrowhead
Sabre electronic computer tablet device.

Aspire II

Aspire II
Andy's family's boat.

Astro Cleaners

Maintenance Services

Laundry Services

Astro Cleaners
Dry cleaners open on Christmas Eve.

Athlead

Advertising and Marketing

Athlead
Sports marketing company that Jim founds, outside of Dunder Mifflin.

Athleap

Advertising and Marketing

Athleap
New name of the marketing company Jim founded, after relocating to Austin.

Axelrod Ltd

Axelrod Ltd
Company where Ryan attempts his first unsuccessful sale.

Banana Slings

Strip Clubs

Banana Slings
Male strip club. Jim: "Michael referred me to a male strip club called Banana Slings. Instead, I called the Scholastic Speakers of Pennsylvania."

Bans Pet Grooming

Pets

Pet Services

Bans Pet Grooming
Jim's client that Michael steals for his new paper company.

The Barnacle Project

Nonprofit Organizations

The Barnacle Project
A non-profit organization based in Mystic, Connecticut that assists in the scraping of barnacles.

BCI Marketing Consultants

Consultants

BCI Marketing Consultants
Pete's ex-girlfriend that Andy hires to work at Dunder Mifflin.

Bear Man

Comic Books

Bear Man
Comic book Ryan mentions when providing Pam with feedback about the comic book she created for Jim for Christmas. Ryan: "There's no connection between - the origin story and the quest. We need to know who Jimmy Halpert was before he was bitten by the bear. Otherwise it's the bear's quest... It's also a little derivative of a serial called Bear Man."

Beautiful Girl

Beautiful Girl
Dwight confuses name of the film Pretty Woman.

Beers in Heaven

Beers in Heaven
Song parody by Michael Scott, based on Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton.

Beet Vodka

Alcohol

Beet Vodka
Dwight makes beet-infused vodka on his farm.

The Beets Motel

Motels

The Beets Motel
Jim and Pam stay the night at Dwight's beet farm bed and breakfast, joking about the name on their way there.

Belles, Bourbon and Bullets

Toys

Tabletop Games

Belles, Bourbon and Bullets
A murder mystery dinner party game.

Bernard Family Foundation

Bernard Family Foundation
Andy's family's charity.

The Big Piece

The Big Piece
Screenplay by Jim's Athlead client, professional baseball that goes by the name The Big Piece. It's a half-biopic, half-superhero movie. The mild-mannered professional baseball player Ryan Howard hits a home run into outer space, and then the ball comes back with space dust that transforms him into the Big Piece.

Big Red Paper Company

Big Red Paper Company
Andy's new paper company that he creates to win the Prestige Direct Mail Solutions account.

Bizwhiz

Radio

Radio Programs

Bizwhiz
Radio show hosted by Iris Black, who wants someone from Dundee Mifflin to come on the air to talk about local business issues.

Boner Bomb

Boner Bomb
Joke movie idea that Michael makes, starring Jason Statham.

Bonfire

Lighting

Bonfire
Candle flavour that Jan sells as part of her candle business, Serenity by Jan.

The Boring Police

Police Departments

The Boring Police
Police force from joke Michael makes at Toby's expense when he announces that he'll taking a leave of absence. Michael: "Because you've been on the lam? Because the boring police have been after you, and they finally caught up with you?"

Borscht Hotel

Hotels

Borscht Hotel
Jim and Pam stay the night at Dwight's beet farm bed and breakfast, joking about the name on their way there.

Boys R Us

Boys R Us
Joke the warehouse guys make to Michael about where he buys his clothes.

Bridgeport Capital

Financial Services

Bridgeport Capital
Important client for Jim's new Athlead company in Philadelphia.

Burger on the Go

Kitchen Appliances

Burger on the Go
Dwight's invention that allows you to obtain six hamburgers or twelve sliders from a horse without killing it.

Cafe Disco

Cafe Disco
While Michael still has access to the office space he was using for the Michael Scott Paper Company, he creates a daytime dance club for his employees.

Cake It to the Limit

Ice Cream Flavors

Cake It to the Limit
The Eagles-themed ice cream flavor - inspired by the song Take it to the Limit.

Calci-yum

Calci-yum
The state milk lobby's new milk awareness song featuring Phish's Trey Anastasio.

Calm Visions

Therapy

Calm Visions
Anger management center where Andy is sent following his outburst in the office when he punches a hole in the wall.

Carole Stills

Realty Services

Carole Stills
Michael's realtor, then girlfriend, then ex-girlfriend, from various episodes.

Catalyst Paper

Catalyst Paper
Dunder Mifflin competitor.

Ceremonial Bridal

Wedding Services

Ceremonial Bridal
Bridal shop.

Channel TBD

TV Stations

Channel TBD
TV station. Andy: "Well, I burned all my bridges at Dunder Mifflin, and time to become the next American idol by winning America's Next A Cappella Sensation on channel TBD."

Chat Room

Chat Room
Michael misreads the directions for signing into the virtual launch party for Under Mifflin Infinity, thinking it's being held at an exclusive club called Chat Room.

The Coffee Gallery

Coffeehouses

The Coffee Gallery
Coffee shop where Pam sets Michael up with her landlord. Michael is not impressed.

The Committee to Plan Parties

The Committee to Plan Parties
New committee that Pam and Karen create in order to plan the Margarita-Karaoke-Christmas party, in opposition to the Party Planning Committee's Nutcracker Christmas party.

Conn College

Colleges

Conn College
Dwight hooks up with a member of the Jersey State varsity basketball team at the Prerogative nightclub. She mentions their next game against Conn College.

Cor-not University

Universities

Cor-not University
Joke Andy makes to Dwight. Andy: "You should be an English professor at Cor-Not University."

Cress Tool and Die

Hardware Stores

Cress Tool and Die
One of the members of The Five Families, the five companies that reside at the Scranton Business Park. The five companies are Dunder Mifflin, Vance Refrigeration, W.B. Jones Heating and Air, Disaster Kits Limited, and Cress Tool and Die.

Cumberland Mills

Cumberland Mills
Jim submits Dwight's resume to several other companies. Cumberland Mills offers him a job.

Curves

Strip Clubs

Curves
Strip club, Michael's new account. Michael: "I just got a new account. The gentleman's club in Carbondale. It is called curves. I went by there the other day. Saw some of the women walking in. Not Really my cup of tea. Actually, Kevin, you might like it."

Despera-dough

Ice Cream Flavors

Despera-dough
The Eagles-themed ice cream flavor - inspired by the song Desperado.

Disaster Kits Limited

Sporting Goods Stores

Disaster Kits Limited
One of the members of The Five Families, the five companies that reside at the Scranton Business Park. The five companies are Dunder Mifflin, Vance Refrigeration, W.B. Jones Heating and Air, Disaster Kits Limited, and Cress Tool and Die.

Diversity Today

Consultants

Diversity Today
Diversity consultant brought into the office following an incident in which Michael performs a Chris Rock routine.

Diversity Tomorrow

Consultants

Diversity Tomorrow
Michael decides to create his own diversity consultant business after Diversity Today is brought into the office following an incident in which he performs a Chris Rock routine.

DJ Pam Halpert

Radio

Radio Programs

DJ Pam Halpert
Joke Jim makes about leaving the party early to go home. Jim: "DJ Pam Halpert is spinning some serious Radio Disney tonight."

The Do-Re-Migos

The Do-Re-Migos
A cappella group Dwight threatens to join at Cornell. Dwight: "Andy, I've been meaning to ask you, which a cappella group should I join? The Harmoniacs or the Do-Re-Migos?" Andy: "Assuming you had the voice to be in any of them, it's irrelevant."

Dr. Crentist

Dentists

Dr. Crentist
Dentist Dwight makes up as his cover story for Michael when he goes to see Jan behind Michael's back.

The Dr. Laura Show

Radio

Radio Programs

The Dr. Laura Show
Radio show hosted by Dr. Laura.

Dr. Rezvani

Obstetrics

Dr. Rezvani
Pam's obstetrician.

Dr. Tuna

Doctors

Dr. Tuna
Joke Andy makes to Jim. Andy: "Dr. Tuna, I have some terrible news. The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of The Mondays."

Dream for a Wish Foundation

Dream for a Wish Foundation
Ryan's foundation.

Dunder Mifflin Action News

TV News

Dunder Mifflin Action News
Joke Dwight makes when he and Michael are staking out the owner of Dunder Mifflin's house.

Dunder Mifflin Copy Paper

Dunder Mifflin Copy Paper
Primary product sold by Dunder Mifflin, eventually manufactured for real, licensed by Comcast and produced and sold by Quill.com, a wholly owned subsidiary of Staples.

Dunder Mifflin Employees Charity Garage ...

Dunder Mifflin Employees Charity Garage Sale
Garage sale to raise funds for company parties.

Dunder Mifflin Jupiter Branch

Dunder Mifflin Jupiter Branch
Branch from joke: As you may have heard, our branch on the planet Jupiter Is up 8,000% in sales.

Dunder Mifflin, Inc.

Dunder Mifflin, Inc.
Paper company.

Dunderball

Dunderball
Game somebody mentions when Jim goes around the office soliciting ideas for the upcoming office olympics competition.

Dwight Schrute presents This Year in Mar...

Conventions and Seminars

Dwight Schrute presents This Year in Martial Arts: Updates, Advanecements, and etc.
Dwight's annual seminar in the office.

Dwight's Caffeine Corner

Coffeehouses

Dwight's Caffeine Corner
Coffee shop Dwight adds to the guard station after buying the Scranton Business Park building.

Dwight's Gym for Muscles

Fitness Centers

Dwight's Gym for Muscles
Gym Dwight opens in the office building.

Earrings Earrings Earrings

Jewelry Stores

Earrings Earrings Earrings
Jewelry store at Steamtown Mall that Kelly mentions.

Earthrise on the Moon

Earthrise on the Moon
Song Gabe plays for Andy when he's puking int he toilet during his Glee party.

Eastern Pennsylvania Seminary

Religion

Religious Organizations

Eastern Pennsylvania Seminary
Seminary that Meredith Palmer called a sausage factory - and received a customer complaint.

Ed's Tires

Ed's Tires
When Michael starts his own paper company, Dwight provides tips on Dunder Mifflin clients that might be looking for a change, like Ed's Tires.

The Embassy Beets

The Embassy Beets
Jim and Pam stay the night at Dwight's beet farm bed and breakfast, joking about the name on their way there.

Ernesto's

Food Trucks

Ernesto's
Local food truck Dwight uses to trick Jim into admitting he didn't really spend the week attending jury duty.

Expressive Typography in New Media

Classes

Expressive Typography in New Media
Class that Pam takes at Pratt School of Design.

F Train to Brooklyn with Extra Bitters

F Train to Brooklyn with Extra Bitters
Cocktail Ryan orders at Dunder Mifflin's classy Christmas party.

Fancy Girl

Jewelry Stores

Fancy Girl
Jewelry store at Steamtown Mall that Kelly mentions.

Farley's

Farley's
Restaurant mentioned during the basketball game stakes conversation: "Loser buys dinner at Farley's"

File Share

Software

File Share
Generically named file sharing program that gets installed on the office computers.

The Fist

Activist Groups

The Fist
Jim's rebel group.

The Flenderson Files

Podcasts

The Flenderson Files
Toby's podcast.

Flexopolis Gym

Fitness Centers

Flexopolis Gym
Local gym where Dwight interrogates Michael's new girlfriend.

Flonkerton

Flonkerton
The national sport of Icelandic Paper companies, also known as Box of Paper Snowshoe Racing. Event included in the office olympics competition.

Frames Select

Frames Select
Quality Frames & Fine Art. Dwight and Jim have a meeting with Frames Select to discuss their paper needs.

Frank Regan Funeral Home

Funeral Homes

Frank Regan Funeral Home
Company at the job fair.

Frankie's Dirty Jokes

Frankie's Dirty Jokes
Joke of the day email service that Michael subscribes to.

The Fundamentals of Business

The Fundamentals of Business
Book Michael decides to write after his experience standing up to the mafia.

Fundle Bundle

Fundle Bundle
Children's TV show that Michael was on when he was a child.

The Funky Cat

The Funky Cat
The hippest jazz club in town, from Michael's movie Threat Level Midnight.

Games of the 1st Dunder Mufflin Olympiad

Contests

Games of the 1st Dunder Mufflin Olympiad
The official name for the office olympics competition.

Gaydar

Electronics

Gaydar
Product Jim tells Dwight can be purchased at the real life Sharper Image store.

Goodbye Toby

Goodbye Toby
Song parody by Michael Scott, based on Goodbye Stranger by Supertramp.

Gookie-gookie

Miscellaneous Food Products

Gookie-gookie
Food product Michael mentions during his racist rant to Kelly. Michael: "Welcome to my convenience store. Would you like some gookie-gookie? I have some very delicious gookie-gookie, only 99 cents plus tax. Try my gookie-gookie! Try my gookie-gookie! Try my gookie-gookie!"

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Gottobox

Gottobox
Website, Office version of YouTube.

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The Grass Roots

Film Production Companies

The Grass Roots
Creed's band. "Turns out, Creed was in the band The Grass Roots in the 1960s. During that time, the police say, he sold drugs and trafficked in endangered species meat and stole weapons-grade LSD from the military."

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Great Scott Films International

Media Companies

Great Scott Films International
Production company logo Michael adds to his business presentation.

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Great Scott Salad Dressing

Condiments

Great Scott Salad Dressing
Michael's homemade salad dressing brand.

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Griffin Pond Animal Shelter

Pets

Pet Services

Griffin Pond Animal Shelter
Animal shelter where Deangelo tells Andy the story of how he saved Jo's dog.

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Grip

Juice

Grip
The Office version of Gatorade. Flavors include Blue Blast & Arctic Chill.

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Handsome and Stinky: Paper Brothers for ...

Handsome and Stinky: Paper Brothers for Hire
Joke Dwight makes about previous sales calls he and Jim have made pretending to be brothers.

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Hank's

Diners

Hank's
Restaurant involved in Gabe's Valentine's day romantic treasure hunt for Erin.

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The Harmoniacs

The Harmoniacs
A cappella group Dwight threatens to join at Cornell. Dwight: "Andy, I've been meaning to ask you, which a cappella group should I join? The Harmoniacs or the Do-Re-Migos?" Andy: "Assuming you had the voice to be in any of them, it's irrelevant."

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Hartfordwomenslit.com

Hartfordwomenslit.com
Website featuring a poem by Dwight's relative Fanny Schrute.

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Hate Ball

Hate Ball
Game somebody mentions when Jim goes around the office soliciting ideas for the upcoming office olympics competition.

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Hawk Transport and Courier Service

Shipping and Storage

Hawk Transport and Courier Service
Michael mistakes the delivery person for a strippergram for his birthday.

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Hay King

Contests

Hay King
Dwight's Uncle Eldred's amusement park made of hay bales. When Dwight was young, his Uncle Eldred used to build a maze out of hay bales for the kids to play in, and then, at the end of the day he would crown one lucky boy Hay King.

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Hay Place

Amusement Parks

Hay Place
Dwight's amusement park made of hay bales. He trucks 300 bales of hay into a parking lot to rectify the childhood disappointment of never being crowned Hay King. See: Hay World.

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Hay World

Amusement Parks

Hay World
Dwight's Uncle Eldred's amusement park made of hay bales. When Dwight was young, his Uncle Eldred used to build a maze out of hay bales for the kids to play in, and then, at the end of the day he would crown one lucky boy Hay King. Uncle Eldred called it Hay World. The kids called it Hay Place.

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Hayworth's

Hayworth's
Restaurant where Michael takes Erin for Secretary's Day, and informs her that Andy was previously engaged to Angela.

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Hedonism

Hedonism
Resort Kevin recommends to Jim. Kevin: "You should go to Hedonism. It's like Club Med, but everything is naked."

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Here Comes Treble

Here Comes Treble
Andy's college a cappella group.

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Here I Go Again

Here I Go Again
Michael's nonexistent HBO Special.

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Heymont Brake and Tire

Heymont Brake and Tire
Automotive service, company that Pam calls and insults in order to get another customer complaint card.

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Hidetoshi Hasagawa

Surgeons

Hidetoshi Hasagawa
Japanese janitor at Dunder Mifflin that Dwight recommends for the minority management training program, and claims to have been a heart surgeon back in Japan.

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Hobbies of the East

Hobbies of the East
TV show.

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Horse Boat

Horse Boat
A canoe built around your horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down.

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The Horse Flyer

The Horse Flyer
Series of young adult books Pam plans to write. Pam: "So one afternoon while walking home from school, quirky tenth grader Becky Walters finds a wounded Pegasus in the woods. And she becomes "the horse flyer."

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The Hunter [album]

The Hunter [album]
Musician, as well as his self-titled music album by Jan's old assistant, Hunter, which Jan calls an excellent songwriter - Jan plays his CD and dances at the dinner party.

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The Hunter [musician]

The Hunter [musician]
Musician, as well as his self-titled CD by Jan's old assistant, Hunter, which Jan calls an excellent songwriter - Jan plays his CD and dances at the dinner party.

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The Huntsman

The Huntsman
Canadian pub, actually the Seven Grand Bar and Grill in Los Angeles.

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Idle Hour Lanes

Bowling Alleys

Idle Hour Lanes
Bowling alley where Ryan is working when Michael recruits him for his dream team.

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Jersey State

State Colleges

Jersey State
Dwight hooks up with a member of the Jersey State varsity basketball team at the Prerogative nightclub. She mentions their next game against Conn College.

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Jitters

Coffeehouses

Jitters
Coffee shop at the real Steamtown mall in Scranton, which Stanley's daughter mentions.

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Kavala Data Filters

Technology Companies

Kavala Data Filters
Tenant listed on The Schrute Building, also known as the building formerly known as the Scranton Business Park.

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Kevin and the Zits

Kevin and the Zits
Band Andy, Darryl and Kevin form to jam out in the warehouse.

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The Kissing Magician

Magicians

The Kissing Magician
Magician. Silent auction prize Dwight wins at the fundraiser.

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Knights of the Night

Police Departments

Knights of the Night
Dwight's volunteer crime patrol group, not. Dwight: "We're often compared to the guardian angels, but we could not be more different from them. Seriously, we are nothing like the guardian angels. I mean, broad strokes purposes, sure. Think guardian angels."

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Koi Story

Koi Story
Joke made at Michael's expense after he falls in a koi pond - word play on Toy Story.

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Krieger-Murphy

Krieger-Murphy
In order to prove that Asian Jim isn't the real Jim, Dwight asks him about his sales the day before - Asian Jim mentions the company Krieger-Murphy, to whom he attempted a sale.

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Lake Wallenpaupack Princess

Lake Wallenpaupack Princess
The booze cruise boat, with Captain Jack.

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Larry's Chili Dog

Diners

Larry's Chili Dog
Diner where Michael attempts to buy a hot dog after Jim leaves him at the gas station. Sign: "Chili dog and much more / Char-broiled / Hamburgers ' Chicken ' Steak ' Kebobs.

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Lasagne Tomorrows

Lasagne Tomorrows
Restaurant in Michael's new neighborhood.

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Laverne's Pies, Tires Fixed Also

Food Stores

Bakeries

Laverne's Pies, Tires Fixed Also
Pie stand where Jim convinces Dwight to take the work bus.

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Lehigh Motors

Lehigh Motors
Where the new guy Luke was supposed to send samples, but didn't.

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Levitt & Withers Sanitary

Maintenance Services

Waste Management

Levitt & Withers Sanitary
Business listed on the sign outside the Nashua Business Park.

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The Liberty Well

The Liberty Well
Gar bar where Oscar and his friends play trivia.

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Lighter Side of Life

Newspaper Columns

Lighter Side of Life
Column in the Scranton Times newspaper by reporter Chad Lite.

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Lipaphedrine Diet Pills

Fitness Products

Lipaphedrine Diet Pills
Michael gets a second job at a call center to make ends meet.

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Lipton for America

Activist Groups

Lipton for America
Angela's secretly gay state senator husband's political campaign group.

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Lockton Auto Repair

Lockton Auto Repair
Andy's undercover outfit.

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Madison Tattoo

Tattoo Parlors

Madison Tattoo
Tattoo shop where Andy gets his Nard Dog tattoo.

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Mama Sally's Homemade Pesto

Pasta

Mama Sally's Homemade Pesto
Ryan's grandmother's pesto sauce that he bottles and sells at the garage sale.

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Management

Management
Book on management written by Andy's Professor Frank at Cornell.

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A Mediator's Tool Chest

A Mediator's Tool Chest
Workbook Michael uses to solve disputes in the office, with varying degrees of success.

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Mercy Hospital

Hospitals

Mercy Hospital
Local hospital that's back on the market. Deangelo wants a sales pitch put together.

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The Michael Scott Foundation: Scott's To...

The Michael Scott Foundation: Scott's Tots
Ten years ago, Michael made a promise to a group of underprivileged children that he would pay their college tuition.

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Michael Scott Paper Company Inc.

Michael Scott Paper Company Inc.
Michael leaves Dunder Mifflin to create his own paper company.

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The Michael Scott School of Business

Schools

The Michael Scott School of Business
School Michael makes up to teach Ryan about business.

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Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton ...

Sporting Events

Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Fun Run Race for the Cure
Also known as Michael Scott's D.M.S.M.P.M.C. Rabies Awareness Fun Run Race for the Cure.

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Mike's Cereal Shack

Mike's Cereal Shack
New business Michael claims he's going to start - a restaurant that serves cereal.

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Mira-bella Deli

Cafes and Delis

Mira-bella Deli
Dwight orders an 8-foot sub for Michael's birthday. The deli he orders from doesn't make 8-foot subs, so they bring eight 1-foot subs.

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Miss Chairmodel Lady

Miss Chairmodel Lady
Song Michael and Dwight sing at the grave of the chair model that Michael falls in love with, sung to the tune of Don McClean's American Pie. "Bye, bye, Miss Chair model Lady, I dreamt that we were married and you treated me nice. We had lots of kids drinking whiskey and rye. Why'd 'you have to go off and die? Why'd you have to go off and die? You believe in rock and roll? Can music save your mortal soul? And then, can you have to dance real slow? Well, I know that you're in love with him 'cause I saw you dancin' in the gym, kicked off both her shoes, turned off her shoes, no more rhythm and blues! No verdict was returned! Rhythm and blues! This will be the day that I die.

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MISSterious

Clothing Products

MISSterious
Michael accidentally buys and wear a women's suit to the office.

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Moneyballs 2

Moneyballs 2
Movie Andy mentions when he gets a corporate training video gig. Andy: "And this week I got a movie. HRPDC Chemical Handling Protocols. It's gonna be seen by tons of workers in the industrial chemical community, one of whom could have a cousin whose brother is Brad Pitt. And then, boom, next thing you know, I'm in Moneyballs 2."

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Mr. Choo's

Mr. Choo's
Chinese restaurant where Michael eats lunch after Jim leaves him at the gas station.

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Mrs. Albert Hannaday

Mrs. Albert Hannaday
Andy, Jim and Pam watch a pirated upcoming movie starring Jack Black, Jessica Alba and Claris Leachman.

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A Murder for Framing

A Murder for Framing
Toby's Chad Flenderman novel. Toby: "This sounds a lot like the premise of my latest Chad Flenderman novel, A Murder for Framing. Chad Flenderman. Just an easy-going black guy who knows the streets, yet he also went to Oxford. So just as comfortable on a motorcycle as he is on Air Force One. Oh, and he's also the world's leading egyptologist."

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Mutual of Harrisburg

Insurance Services

Mutual of Harrisburg
Insurance agent that Michael thinks is the mafia.

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My Stumps

My Stumps
Parody song Michael mentions, parody of Black Eyed Peas' My Humps.

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The Nail Luxury

Nail Salons

The Nail Luxury
Nail salon in Scranton where the gang goes on Valentine's Day to take advantage.

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NESA

NESA
North East Sales Association. Dwight wins the Top Salesman of the Year award.

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Nibbles

Food Stores

Bakeries

Nibbles
Cupcake bakery at the Steamtown Mall where Todd Packer buys cupcakes for the office as his revenge, though he refers to the bakery as Nipples. Todd Packer: "I am going through a 12-step program. I'm currently on step zero which is have a shitload of fun. I spent six hours carefully removing the frosting and then layering in a variety of drugs, some legal, some not some laxative, some constipating. You don't fire The Packman and expect to get away with it."

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Nog-A-Sake

Nog-A-Sake
Beverage Andy orders at Benihana: one part eggnog, three parts sake.

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NYCLoftLiving.com

NYCLoftLiving.com
Website Pam researches after the office talks about their lotto winning fantasies.

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The Office: An American Workplace

The Office: An American Workplace
TV documentary. "Ten years in the making, a look at the lives and lives of an average American small business office."

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A One of Everything

A One of Everything
Michael's mixed drink - equal parts scotch, absinthe, rum, gin, vermouth, triple sec, and two packs of splenda.

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Orange Vod-juice-ka

Orange Vod-juice-ka
Michael's mixed drink - vodka and orange juice.

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Oscuro Rum

Alcohol

Oscuro Rum
Jim and Pam bring Michael back a bottle of rum from their honeymoon.

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Palpabon drilling

Palpabon drilling
Business Pam and Andy cold call to increase sales.

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Paparazzo's

Paparazzo's
Restaurant where Michael takes Pam's mother for her birthday, and then breaks up with her when he finds out how old she is.

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Paper Great

Paper Great
During his interview, Michael admits that he's never been a big fan of the name Dunder Mifflin, and suggests a couple alternative options for the name of the company, including Paper Great, slogan: "Great Paper's Our Passion" and Super Duper Paper, slogan: "It's Super Duper!"

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Papyr

Papyr
Paper for women. Stanley's idea for a new Dunder Mifflin product. "It's pink, scented, and silky soft. Now you can watch the game and she can write a letter to her sister."

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The Party Planning Committee

The Party Planning Committee
Committee headed up by Angela, that also includes Phyllis and Pam, from various episodes.

180

Pay Place

Amusement Parks

Pay Place
Angela's nickname for Dwight's Hay Place amusement park.

181

The Penis Apologies

The Penis Apologies
Andy: "I think if he was a sexist I'd be able to tell. I took a crapload of women's studies courses at Cornell. And I wrote my own companion piece to The Vagina Monologues called The Penis Apologies. So I know a thing or two."

182

Pennsylvania SolarTech

Energy and Power Companies

Pennsylvania SolarTech
Company Michael and Dwight create to trick one of their competitors into revealing his sales secrets.

183

Pete's

Fast Food

Pete's
Fast food restaurant where Dwight does a 'fire in the hole' - tossing a milkshake at an employee though the drive through window, shortly before becoming a 'fire in the hole' victim himself.

184

Pizza by Alfredo

Pizza Parlors

Pizza by Alfredo
Apparently there are two pizza parlors in Scranton with Alfred in the name - a real life restaurant called Alfredo's Pizza Cafe, which is good, and one called Pizza by Alfredo, which sucks. Michael orders pizza from the wrong one, and then proceeds to kidnap the delivery driver when he won't give them the discount he wanted.

185

Playpen

Adult Magazines

Playpen
Pornographic magazine.

186

Poopball

Poopball
Sport that doesn't exist. Michael: "Okay, what is it? What can't i guess? I hate, hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team Or being picked for a team and then showing up And realizing that the team doesn't exist Or that the sport doesn't exist. I should have known. Poopball? Oh, man, i know how you feel."

187

Portraits of a Prostitute / Secrets of a...

Portraits of a Prostitute / Secrets of a Call Girl
Movie Michael mentions. Michael: "I was watching Cinemax last weekend, this movie. Portrait of a Prostitute, or something. Secrets of a Call More Secrets of a Call Girl. And the lead character Shyla is framed for murder, goes on the run, and winds up working at a bordello in Malibu. I don't I don't wanna live like that."

188

PPC

PPC
Paper company currently used by Jim's potential client.

189

Pratt School of Design

Performing Arts Schools

Pratt School of Design
Also known as The Pratt institute. Pam's graphic design school in New York.

190

Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by S...

Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire
Audiobook. Michael claims to be listening to the audiobook adaptation of the novelization of the movie Precious, which is based on an actual novel already - and it even says so in the name!, so no such novelization exists, much less an audiobook.

191

Prerogative

Prerogative
Club Michael and Dwight meet Ryan.

192

Prestige Direct Mail Solutions

Shipping and Storage

Prestige Direct Mail Solutions
Dunder Mifflin client now up for grabs after the closure of the Binghamton branch.

193

Prince Family Paper

Prince Family Paper
Paper company.

194

Prince Paper

Prince Paper
Small family owner paper company, competitor of Dunder Mifflin that Michael is sent out to investigate.

195

Princess Unicorn

Toys

Dolls

Princess Unicorn
Dwight buys up all the Princess Unicorn dolls, the hottest toy of the season, and sells them out of the office for $200 a piece.

196

Prism DuroSport

Audiovisual Devices

Prism DuroSport
IPod knock-off product that Roy buys Pam for Christmas.

197

Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes

Beans

Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes
Magic bean packet Jim tricks Dwight into taking in trade at the garage sale.

198

Public School

Pubs

Public School
Danny's bar.

199

The Pyramid

Audiovisual Devices

The Pyramid
New Sabre tablet.

200

Queers R Us

Queers R Us
Joke the warehouse guys make to Michael about where he buys his clothes.

201

Radish Inn

Inns

Radish Inn
Jim and Pam stay the night at Dwight's beet farm bed and breakfast, joking about the name on their way there.

202

The Real World Scranton

TV Shows-Reality

The Real World Scranton
Joke Michael makes about a Scranton version of the MTV reality TV show.

203

Ricky's

Jewelry Stores

Ricky's
Jewelry store at Steamtown Mall that Kelly mentions.

204

Rinehart and Wolfe

Law Firms

Rinehart and Wolfe
Legal firm, customer of Dunder Mifflin.

205

Rite-Dober Health Systems

Insurance Services

Rite-Dober Health Systems
New healthcare provider for the office staff.

206

Rossi Bros. Garments

Rossi Bros. Garments
Business listed on the sign outside the Nashua Business Park.

207

Ruben's Elec.

Ruben's Elec.
Company at Scranton Business Park.

208

S.S. Bernard

S.S. Bernard
Joke Andy makes when offering up a tattoo on his ass as an incentive price for the office staff to double their profits. Andy: "All right, for 5,000 points, I will let you tattoo whatever you want on the stern of the old SS Bernard."

209

Sabre international

Sabre international
Corporation that buys Dunder Mifflin.

210

Sabre Printer

Computer Peripherals

Sabre Printer
Sabre International, the company that buys Dunder Mifflin, specializes in printers. "Easiest to use printers in the market"

211

The Sandbox

Youth Services

Childcare Services

The Sandbox
Daycare near Dunder Mifflin office that Jim and Pam check out.

212

Saticoy Steel

Saticoy Steel
Company where Michael's new boss Charles Miner used to work, named after the street where the Office set was located in Van Nuys, California.

213

Scholastic Speakers of Pennsylvania

Entertainment

Motivational Speakers

Scholastic Speakers of Pennsylvania
Entertainment organization that provides historical figure guest speakers.Jim: "Michael referred me to a male strip club called Banana Slings. Instead, I called the Scholastic Speakers of Pennsylvania."

214

Schrute Book of Niceness

Schrute Book of Niceness
Joke Andy makes. Andy: "Took a page right out of the old Schrute book of niceness." Dwight: "There is no book. There's only a survival guide."

215

Schrute Farms [farm]

Food Industries

Farms

Schrute Farms [farm]
Dwight's farm, from various episodes.

216

Schrute Farms [hotel]

Schrute Farms [hotel]
Dwight operates a bed and breakfast on his farm. Dwitght: "Agro-tourism is a lot more than a bed and breakfast. It consists of tourists coming to a farm, showing them around, giving them a bed, giving them breakfast."

217

The Schrute-Bernard-Lapin-Vance-Stanley ...

The Schrute-Bernard-Lapin-Vance-Stanley Paper Company
Dwight and his fellow salesmen threaten to leave Dunder Mifflin and start their own paper company.

218

The Scranton Animal Welfare Society

Nonprofit Organizations

The Scranton Animal Welfare Society
Fundraiser the staff attends.

219

Scranton Breadworks

Food Stores

Bakeries

Scranton Breadworks
Dwight considers a change in scenery. Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your sandwich on it.

220

Scranton Business Bank

Banks

Scranton Business Bank
Bank next door to Dunder Mifflin.

221

Scranton Mimeograph Corp.

Scranton Mimeograph Corp.
Dead account Dwight mentions when cleaning out some cabinets.

222

Scranton White Pages

Scranton White Pages
Local phone book company that drops their paper supplier for the last ten years.

223

The Scranton/Wilkes-barre Coupon Book 20...

The Scranton/Wilkes-barre Coupon Book 2011
Coupon book worth over $15,000 in savings - the prize for winning the Dunder Mifflin costume Contest.

224

Scrantonicity

Scrantonicity
Kevin's band.

225

Scrantonicity 2

Scrantonicity 2
Kevin's new band, after apparently having some sort of a falling out with his old band Scrantonicity.

226

A Scrapbook of Our First Memories by Mic...

A Scrapbook of Our First Memories by Michael Gary Scott
Michael's gift to Pam's mother for her birthday.

227

Second Second Life

Video Games

Second Second Life
The video game that Dwight creates within the video game Second Life.

228

Secretary of Love

Secretary of Love
Song that Andy writes and performs for Erin on Secretary's Day.

229

Seminole Taxi Co.

Transportation

Taxicabs

Seminole Taxi Co.
Taxi service in Tallahassee, Florida.

230

Senor Chico's Hot Cha Cha

Condiments

Senor Chico's Hot Cha Cha
Ryan's grandmother's salsa that he bottles and sells at the garage sale.

231

Serenity by Jan

Serenity by Jan
Jan's candle business.

232

Sesame Avenue Daycare Center for Infants...

Youth Services

Childcare Services

Sesame Avenue Daycare Center for Infants and Toddlers
Dwight's new business now that he's bought the office building.

233

Sex School

Specialty Schools

Sex School
Andy to Angela: "I wanna take you to sex school."

234

Seyko

Timepieces

Seyko
Michael's Seiko ripoff watch brand.

235

Shangri-La Tent

Rental Services

Shangri-La Tent
Tent company Andy researches for the wedding. Best Tentist on the east coast.

236

Shanny O'Gannigan's

Shanny O'Gannigan's
Irish bar. Dwight to Jim: "Got a little client meeting at Shanny O'Gannigan's tonight, But it shouldn't go all night long. So if you'd like me to, I could swing by your house So the baby can experience a strong male presence."

237

Shoe La La

Shoe Stores

Shoe La La
Michael's idea for a fancy men's shoe store that's just men's shoes for the special occasions in a man's life, like the day that you get married or the day your wife has a baby or for just lounging around the house.

238

Simon Realty

Realty Services

Simon Realty
Realty company where Pam interviews for a job.

239

Skateland

Skating Rinks

Skateland
Skating rink where Andy, Dwight and Darryl hang out.

240

Sky Top Lodge

Sky Top Lodge
Hotel. Silent auction prize Dwight wins at the fundraiser.

241

Slumdunder Mifflinaire

Slumdunder Mifflinaire
Michael and Holly perform sketch comedy inspired by Slumdog Millionaire at the company picnic.

242

The Small Scream

The Small Scream
Toby's latest Chad Flendermen novel. Toby: "A little ironic that I'm gonna be kind of a TV star, because my last Chad Flenderman novel was based on a murdered TV star."

243

Somehow I Manage

Somehow I Manage
Book on management that Michael claims to be writing.

244

Something Weird Is Going On: What Did Ja...

Something Weird Is Going On: What Did Jan Say? the Michael Scott Story
Dwight: "When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense. You can read their moods like a book. And right now, the title of Michael's book is Something Weird is Going On: What Did Jan Say? The Michael Scott Story. By Michael Scott with Dwight Schrute."

245

Spring Sing '95

Concerts

Spring Sing '95
Andy got the nickname Boner Champ by getting completely ripped on Bud Drys and having sex with a snowman at Spring Sing '95.

246

Stanley's Morning 3x5

Tea

Stanley's Morning 3x5
Tea Pete prepares for Stanley daily - iced tea with 3 sugars & 5 creams.

247

Star Cellular

Communications Companies

Star Cellular
Cellular network provider that both Michael and Holly visit in order get a free stress ball.

248

Stark Industries

Industries

Stark Industries
Company that Dwight suggests creating to trick one of their competitors into revealing his sales secrets - inspired by Iron Man/Tony Stark's company.

249

State College

State Colleges

State College
College where Smokey Robinson plays, with Paul Anka as his opening act.

250

Sticky Quips

Sticky Quips
Post-it Note type product. New from Dunder Mifflin-Sabre.

251

The Stinger

The Stinger
Michael claims there's a movie called The Stinger with Paul Newman and Robert Redford as bank robbers, mixing up The Sting and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

252

Stoddard Vallencourt Insurance

Insurance Services

Stoddard Vallencourt Insurance
One of the health care provider options Micheal considers for the office, before handing the responsibility over to Dwight.

253

Stone & Sons Suit Warehouse

Stone & Sons Suit Warehouse
Family owned clothing store that Dwight and Clark visit on a sales call pretending to be father and son sales team.

254

Stone, Cooper and Grandy: Attorneys at L...

Law Firms

Stone, Cooper and Grandy: Attorneys at Law
Former Dunder Mifflin client that Michael and Dwight attempt to win back with a gift basket.

255

Stumpany

Advertising and Marketing

Stumpany
Abbreviated version of Stupid company, Dwight's suggestion for a better name for Jim's marketing company, currently named Athlead.

256

Suck It

Appliances

Suck It
Appliance designed to pick up toys.

257

A Summer Sales-A-Lot

Fairs and Festivals

A Summer Sales-A-Lot
Michael: "I'm thinking as a reward for our loyal clients that we contact their assistants and we find out where they live. And then, we go to their houses in the middle of summer and go caroling. It is a summer Christmas celebration and we'll call it, A summer Sales-A-Lot."

258

Sunrise Rehabilitation

Drug Rehabilitation

Sunrise Rehabilitation
Michael attempts to check Meredith into rehab against her will.

259

Super Duper Paper

Super Duper Paper
During his interview, Michael admits that he's never been a big fan of the name Dunder Mifflin, and suggests a couple alternative options for the name of the company, including Paper Great, slogan: "Great Paper's Our Passion" and Super Duper Paper, slogan: "It's Super Duper!"

260

T&R Drywall

T&R Drywall
Business listed on the sign outside the Nashua Business Park.

261

Tail Feathers

Tail Feathers
Gay bar that the bar trivia moderator mentions.

262

Take a Good Look [audiobook]

Biographies

Take a Good Look [audiobook]
Audiobook. Autobiography of Sabre CEO Jo Bennett. Jim edits sections of Jo's audiobook to mess with Gabe.

263

Take a Good Look [book]

Biographies

Take a Good Look [book]
Autobiography of Sabre CEO Jo Bennett. She gives a copy to each Scranton employee during the meeting where she introduces herself.

264

Taliban Enterprises

Taliban Enterprises
Joke Michael makes after Gabe cracks down on personal displays of affection in the office. Michael: "I love working at Dunder Mifflin, a division of Taliban enterprises."

265

Techstar

Communications Companies

Techstar
Phone system vendor.

266

Temptation

Strip Clubs

Temptation
Strip club Andy wand Dwight try to talk Darryl into visiting in the middle of the day.

267

Threat Level Midnight

Threat Level Midnight
Michael's screenplay/movie featuring secret agent Michael Scarn.

268

Till Death Do Us Rock

Till Death Do Us Rock
One of Pam's wedding band options.

269

Toaster Oven 101

Classes

Toaster Oven 101
Joke Michael and Dwight make at Ryan's expense after it is revealed that he's the one that started the fire. "Well, I guess they don't teach how to operate a toaster oven in business school. Did you miss that day Ryan? Were you absent from Toaster Oven 101."

270

Toilet Buddy

Maintenance Products

Cleaning Products

Toilet Buddy
One of Michael and Dwight's many toilet invention ideas. It's a circular net you put inside the toilet to catch your change and your wallet from falling into the toilet. Formerly known as toilet guard.

271

Toilet Piano Bench

Maintenance Products

Cleaning Products

Toilet Piano Bench
One of Michael and Dwight's many toilet invention ideas.

272

Toilet Sponge

Maintenance Products

Cleaning Products

Toilet Sponge
One of Michael and Dwight's many toilet invention ideas. It's a hollowed out sponge that is more absorbent and softer than toilet paper.

273

Tokyo University

Universities

Tokyo University
Warehouse employee Hide says he has a business degree from Tokyo University when interviewing for a new job. There's a real University of Tokyo, but no Tokyo University.

274

Total Eclipse of the Fart

Total Eclipse of the Fart
Song parody by Michael Scott, based on Total Eclipse of the Fart by Bonnie Tyler.

275

Turn of the Table

Turn of the Table
Toby's latest Chad Flenderman novel, based from the point of view of his nemesis, Dr. Lucifer Wu.

276

The Ultimate Guide to Throwing a Garden ...

Instructional Books

The Ultimate Guide to Throwing a Garden Party
Book by James Trickington, written by Jim to fuck with Dwight.

277

Ultra-feast

Menu Items

Ultra-feast
When Pam is pregnant, she and Kevin start eat together because they are both hungry at the same times - not all meals, just second breakfast, lunch, second lunch and first dinner. And now, an early dinner, which Kevin calls Ultra-feast, featuring a Hollywood menu theme. Kevin: "Our ultra feast menu's theme, Hollywood. We have ratatouille from Ratatouille, and tandoori chicken from Born Into Brothels. I tried to bake a cake like that District 9 prawn thing."

278

The Ungrateful Biatch Hotline

Miscellaneous Services

The Ungrateful Biatch Hotline
Joke Michael makes when the client he apologizes to following the Dunder Mifflin cartoon animal sex scandal tells him she's going to call the Better Business Bureau. Michael: "Yeah, well, I'm calling the Ungrateful Biatch Hotline!"

279

The Validity Committee

The Validity Committee
Jim creates a committee of one. Jim: "As ranking number two, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees, and I am the sole member."

280

Value Save Lemonade

Juice

Value Save Lemonade
Lemonade served at Oscar's Mexican themed welcome back party.

281

Vance Refrigeration

Repair Services

Vance Refrigeration
One of the members of The Five Families, the five companies that reside at the Scranton Business Park. The five companies are Dunder Mifflin, Vance Refrigeration, W.B. Jones Heating and Air, Disaster Kits Limited, and Cress Tool and Die.

282

Vancouver Court Hotel

Hotels

Vancouver Court Hotel
Michael has a reservation starting on February 12, 2010 for seven nights for a street view economy single room at the Vancouver Court Hotel during the first week of the Olympics.

283

Vomicillin

Drugs

Medicine

Vomicillin
Michael gets seasick, explaining that he's on medication.

284

W.B. Jones Heating and Air

Repair Services

W.B. Jones Heating and Air
One of the members of The Five Families, the five companies that reside at the Scranton Business Park. The five companies are Dunder Mifflin, Vance Refrigeration, W.B. Jones Heating and Air, Disaster Kits Limited, and Cress Tool and Die.

285

Watson Carpet and Tile

Flooring Stores

Watson Carpet and Tile
Dundee Mifflin customer.

286

Wellington Systems

Wellington Systems
In order to prove that Asian Jim isn't the real Jim, Dwight asks him about his sales the day before - Asian Jim mentions the company Wellington Systems, to whom he sold ten cases of 24-pound letter stock.

287

West Coast Whales

Magazines

West Coast Whales
Magazine that the new boss D'Angelo Vickers mentions: "Best whale watching. Easily the west coast. If you're gonna go whale watching on the east coast, you might wanna bring a magazine called West Coast Whales. 'Cause you're not gonna see 'em."

288

Weyerhammer Paper

Weyerhammer Paper
Paper company that sponsors the paper airplane contest at Dunder Mifflin in an effort to get them to sell more of their new product.

289

Weyerhammer Paper Airstream Deluxe A4

Weyerhammer Paper Airstream Deluxe A4
New product by Weyerhammer Paper. The Cadillac of paper.

290

Weyerhammer Paper Paper Airplane Contest

Contests

Weyerhammer Paper Paper Airplane Contest
Contest sponsored by Weyerhammer Paper in an effort to get them to sell more of their new product.

291

A Willing Ignorance

Poetry

A Willing Ignorance
Poem by Dwight's relative Fanny Schrute, available on the website Hartfordwomenslit.com.

292

Witchy-womanilla

Ice Cream Flavors

Witchy-womanilla
The Eagles-themed ice cream flavor - inspired by the song Desperado.

293

Woman Stands at Desk and Works

Woman Stands at Desk and Works
Joke Michael makes. Holly: "I'm trying to adjust the lumbar support on Toby's chair, and that made this up/down lever thing not work. And then I took the whole chair apart, and that is the story of me on the floor. It's pretty good, right? I'm gonna sell the movie rights." Michael: "And the sequel, Woman Stands at Desk and Works."

294

Woods & Grammercy

Woods & Grammercy
Company at Scranton Business Park.

295

Wuphf

Mobile Apps

Wuphf
Ryan's social media app. Ryan: "Wuphf is a site that I'm launching to be the last word in social networking. For just $12.99 a month, Wuphf links up all your communication portals So you are always within reach. It's part of the dog pack, as I call it."

296

www.CreedThoughts.com

www.CreedThoughts.com
Creed's blog. Ryan: "Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the Internet, it's pretty shocking."

297

X-Men School