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Awards Ceremonies

The 2005 Dundie Awards
Annual awards ceremony Michael hosts for the office employees, held annually at Chili's.

Angela & Michael

Angela & Michael
Angela: You already did me.
Michael: That's what she said.

Best Dad Dundie

Best Dad Dundie
Dundee award that Michael gives to Jim.

Best Dundies Host

Best Dundies Host
Dundee award that Michael gives to the new boss Deangelo.

Best Mom Dundie

Best Mom Dundie
Dundee award that Michael gives to Meredith.

Born Into Brothels Tandoori Chicken

Born Into Brothels Tandoori Chicken
Hollywood themed dish Kevin includes in his and Pam's Hollywood themed Ultra-feast.

BTB

Language

Sexual Jargon

BTB
According to Darryl, BTB is text abbreviation for Bring That Booty.

The Busiest Beaver Award

The Busiest Beaver Award
Dundie award that Micheal gives to Phyllis, though the trophy says, Bushiest Beaver.

Clark

Clark
Clark: Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week. I mean, it was like making love with a wild animal. But not like a cougar like you might think. It was, uh like a swarm of bees. Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room.

Clark & Creed

Clark & Creed
Clark: There's no way you guys are making this magic with just your mouths.
Creed: That's what she said.

Count Choculitis

Count Choculitis
One of the diseases someone - probably Jim - writes on the information forms Dwight has everybody fill out when Michael assigns him the task of picking a new healthcare plan for the office, tribute to Count Chocula breakfast cereal.

Cutest Redhead in the Office Award

Cutest Redhead in the Office Award
Dundee award that Michael gives to Erin.

Darryl & Michael

Darryl & Michael
Darryl: And don't forget the new black-man phrase I taught you.
Michael: Pippety poppety, give me the zoppety.

Darryl & Michael

Darryl & Michael
Darryl: You need to get back on top.
Michael: That's what she said.

David Brent

David Brent
David Brent: Comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That's what she said.

David Wallace & Dwight

David Wallace & Dwight
David Wallace: This is huge.
Dwight: That's what she said.

The Diabetes Award

The Diabetes Award
Dundee award that Michael gives to Stanley.

District 9 Prawn Thing Cake

District 9 Prawn Thing Cake
Hollywood themed dish Kevin includes in his and Pam's Hollywood themed Ultra-feast.

Doctor & Dwight

Doctor & Dwight
Doctor: Does the skin look red and swollen?
Dwight: That's what she said.

The Don't Go in There After Me Award

The Don't Go in There After Me Award
Dundie award that Michael gives to Kevin wins for stinking up the bathroom.

Doobie Doobie Pothead Stoner of the Year...

Doobie Doobie Pothead Stoner of the Year Award
Dundee award that Michael gives to Andy.

Dunder-Mifflin Infinity

Initiatives

Dunder-Mifflin Infinity
Ryan: "Dunder-Mifflin Infinity represents a floor to ceiling streamlining of our business model. The center piece of the campaign is a new business to business website interface that will allow us to compete directly with big box chains."

Dwight

Dwight
Dwight: The Schrutes have a word for when everything in a man's life comes together perfectly.

Dwight

Dwight
Dwight: The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth. ...That's what she said.

Dwight

Dwight
Dwight: I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills, Jimbo, 'cause it's time for another episode of 'Handsome and Stinky: Paper Brothers for Hire'.

Dwight & Michael

Dwight & Michael
Dwight: Force it in as deep as you can.
Michael: That's what she said.

Dwight & Michael

Dwight & Michael
Dwight: Michael, I can't believe you came.
Michael: That's what she said.

Dwight & Pam

Dwight & Pam
Dwight: Get out of my nook!
Pam: That's what she said! That's what she said!

Dwight Schrute

Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute: There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five. Rule 17 is Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.

Dwight Schrute

Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute: In keeping with Schrute custom, I will either invite you to Saturday's funeral by sprinkling red, fertile dirt in your face, or I will ask you to keep a respectful distance during my time of grief, with a dusting of black, slightly acidic soil.

Dwight Schrute

Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute: Phillip, you wanna play a little game? It's called "Schrute or Consequences". You're gonna choose one of these two things, a check for a million dollars or this dirty old beet.

Erin

Erin
Erin: Okay, well, I'm gonna go do another reverse spit. That's how the cool kids say get a drink.

Extreme Repulsiveness Award

Extreme Repulsiveness Award
Dundee award that Michael gives to Toby.

The Fine Work Award

The Fine Work Award
Dundie award that Michael gives to Stanley.

Florida Flu

Viruses

Florida Flu
Andy tells Robert California that he can't come in to the office because he has the Florida Flu when he drives to Florida to get Erin back.

Gabe & Michael

Gabe & Michael
Gabe: Michael, you're making this harder than it has to be.
Michael: That's what she said.

Government Created Killer Nano-robot Inf...

Government Created Killer Nano-robot Infection
Disease that Pam comes up with for the information forms Dwight has everybody fill out when Michael assigns him the task of picking a new healthcare plan for the office. Pam: "It's an epidemic."

The Great Work Award

The Great Work Award
Dundie award that Michael gave to Stanley the previous year.

The Grumpies

Conditions

The Grumpies
Joke Andy makes: "Um, I'm getting reports of a serious outbreak of the grumpies in here."

Holly

Holly
Holly: I'm not saying it won't be hard, but we can make it work. ...That's what she said.

Holly & Michael

Holly & Michael
Holly: Don't make it harder than it needs to be.
Michael: That's what she said.

Holly & Michael

Holly & Michael
Holly: They kept hiring from the outside. It was easy to get in, but impossible to rise up.
Michael: That's what she... A lot of places are like that.

Hot Dog Fingers

Hot Dog Fingers
One of the diseases someone - probably Jim - writes on the information forms Dwight has everybody fill out when Michael assigns him the task of picking a new healthcare plan for the office.

Hottest in the Office

Hottest in the Office
Dundee award that Michael gives to Danny Cordray.

The Hottest in the Office Award

The Hottest in the Office Award
Dundie award that Michael gives to Ryan the temp.

Inverted Penis

Inverted Penis
One of the diseases someone - probably Jim - writes on the information forms Dwight has everybody fill out when Michael assigns him the task of picking a new healthcare plan for the office.

Jan

Jan
Jan: Why is this so hard? ...That's what she said.

Jan & Michael

Jan & Michael
Jan: Well, you are hardly my first!
Michael: That's what she said.

Jan & Michael

Jan & Michael
Jan: Let's just blow this party off.
Michael: That's what she said.

Jim

Jim
Jim: We didn't play many video games in Scranton. Instead, we'd do stuff like Pam and I would sometimes hum the same high-pitched note and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor. And Pam called it Pretendonitis.

Jim

Jim
Jim: Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game. And it's called, Let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests. And they're both winning.

Jim & Michael
Jim: You really think you can go all day long?
Michael: That's what she said.

Jim & Michael
Jim: Wow, that is really hard.
Michael: That's what she said.

Jim & Michael
Jim: Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael: That's what she said.

Jim & Michael
Jim: Put it away.
Michael: That's what she said.

Jim & Michael
Jim: No thanks, I'm good.
Michael: That's what she said.

Jim & Michael
Jim: It's going to be tight.
Michael: That's what she said.

Jim & Michael
Jim: Instead you screwed me.
Michael: That's what...
Jim: No.

Keven

Keven
Kevin: A mistake plus keleven gets you home by seven.

Kevin's Famous Chili

Kevin's Famous Chili
Kevin's chili recipe that he spills all over the floor.

The Kind of a Bitch Award

The Kind of a Bitch Award
Dundee award that Michael jokes about giving to Dwight.

Lawyer & Michael

Lawyer & Michael
Lawyer: And you were directly under her the entire time?
Michael: That's what she said.

The Longest Engagement Award

The Longest Engagement Award
Previous Dundie award Michael gave to Pam at past Dundie Awards ceremony.

Looks Like Someone Took the Slow Train f...

Language

Sexual Jargon

Looks Like Someone Took the Slow Train from Philly
Phrase used in the Martin family that's code for "Check out the slut."

Mayonnaise and Black Olives

Mayonnaise and Black Olives
Michael's mock-ice cream comfort food when he can't find any real ice cream.

Michael

Michael
Michael: He's alwaysup in my biznezz, which is Ebonics for being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me.

Michael

Michael
Michael: My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have, and I always will. Don't ever for any reason do anything to anyone for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where or who, or who you are with or where you are going, or or where you've been Ever For any reason whatsoever. Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

Michael

Michael
Michael: I need two men on this.... That's what she said.

Michael

Michael
Michael: And up comes the toolbar... That's what she said.

Michael

Michael
Michael: Come again? ...That's what she said.

Michael

Michael
Michael: Can you make that straighter? ...That's what she said.

Michael

Michael
Michael (conducting his PowerPoint presentation): And the best way to start is to hit Start, and up comes the tool bar. ...That's what she said.

Michael

Michael
Michael (watching Dwight eat grapes): That's what she said.

Michael

Michael
Michael (after waitress whispers in his ear): That's what she said.

Michael

Michael
Michael: This is going to feel so good getting this thing off my chest. ...That's what she said.

Michael

Michael
Michael: That's what I said. ...That's what she said."

Michael

Michael
Michael: Put this matter to bed. ...That's what she said.

Michael

Michael
Michael: Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing? ...That's what he said.

Michael

Michael
Michael: Oscar is my queen. That's easy, give me a hard one. ...That's what he said.

Michael

Michael
Michael: It squeaks when you bang it. ...That's what she said.

Michael

Michael
Michael: Get it up. That's what... That's what she said.

Michael & Dwight

Michael & Dwight
Michael: I want you to think about it long and hard.
Dwight: That's what she said.

Michael & Everybody

Michael & Everybody
Michael: Dip it in the water so it'll slide down your gullet more easily.
Everybody: That's what she said.

Michael & Jim

Michael & Jim
Michael: Ten years, you'll figure it out.
Jim: Well I don't think I'll be here in ten years, but...
Michael: That's what I said. That's what she said!
Jim: That's what who says?
Michael: I never know. I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard.
Jim: That's what she said.

Michael & Jim

Michael & Jim
Michael: I say things like that to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard.
Jim: That's what she said.

Michael & Oscar

Michael & Oscar
Michael: Oh. Eso es lo que dice, el!
Oscar: That's what he said.

Michael & Stanley

Michael & Stanley
Michael: They taste so good in my mouth.
Stanley: That's what she said.

The Mondays

Conditions

The Mondays
Joke Andy makes to Jim. Andy: "Dr. Tuna, I have some terrible news. The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of The Mondays."

Na-Pons

Money

Currency

Na-Pons
Coupons Nate gives to Darryl. Nate: "Oh, Darryl, hey. I felt really terrible that you got me these lovely gloves and I didn't get you anything. Now, I haven't really had time to go out and buy you anything, but here goes. This coupon entitles you to one free tickle-monster attack. Yeah, they're Nate coupons, or Na-pons, and they're all different."

NESa Top Salesman of the Year

NESa Top Salesman of the Year
Award Dwight wins, same award that Michael won when he was a salesman, in 1996 and 1997. According to Jim, It is literally the highest possible honor that a Northeastern Pennsylvania-based mid-sized paper company regional salesman can attain.

Operation Overthrow

Operations

Operation Overthrow
Project that Jim's rebel group The Fist is working on.

Operation Phoenix

Operations

Operation Phoenix
Dwight's plan to reveal that he is the father of Angela's baby.

Oscar & Michael

Oscar & Michael
Oscar: You should put butter on it.
Michael: That's what she said.

The Overkill Killer

Criminals

Serial Killers

The Overkill Killer
Dwight's serial killer name, if he were a serial killer. Dwight: "Do I believe that Michael possesses the skills to survive in a hostel environment? Let's put it this way. No, I do not. This is what a true survivorman does." Michael: "You simulate a disaster, like a plane wreck. You can only wear the clothes that you have on. And you can only use the stuff that you have in your pockets. Now in this case, this disaster is a serial killer, creepy guy who's abducted me, and is taking me out into the wilderness to leave me for dead." Dwight: "I would never leave you for dead. You would never escape." Michael: "Well yes, I would and I would survive." Dwight: "I'd make sure that you were dead, believe me. Then I'd remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips so you couldn't be identified. And they would call me the Overkill Killer."

Pam & Michael

Pam & Michael
Pam: My mother's coming.
Michael: That's what she said.

Print in All Colors

Initiatives

Print in All Colors
The Sabre corporation's minority executive training program in Tallahassee. Any sabre employee of color is welcome to apply.

Promising Assistant Manager Dundie

Promising Assistant Manager Dundie
Dundee award that Michael gives to Dwight.

Ratatouille Ratatouille

Ratatouille Ratatouille
Hollywood themed dish Kevin includes in his and Pam's Hollywood themed Ultra-feast.

Red-vining

Language

Sexual Jargon

Red-vining
Gay sex act. Angela: "What is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic-alert bracelet? Is it called red-vining?"

100

Schrute Buck

Money

Currency

Schrute Buck
Currency that Dwight introduces to the office while Michael is away for an interview. Dwight: "When you have done something good, you will receive one Schrute Buck. One thousand Schrute Bucks equals an extra five minutes for lunch."

101

The Scranton Strangler

Criminals

Serial Killers

The Scranton Strangler
Serial killer in Scranton, George Howard skub, from various episodes.

102

The Show Me the Money Award

The Show Me the Money Award
Previous Dundie award that Michael gave to Oscar, seen in the archive footage that Michael has Pam review to find highlights.

103

The Spicy Curry Award

The Spicy Curry Award
Dundie award that Michael gives to Kelly.

104

Spontaeous Dento-hydroplosion

Spontaeous Dento-hydroplosion
Disease that Pam and Jim come up with for the information forms Dwight has everybody fill out when Michael assigns him the task of picking a new healthcare plan for the office.

105

Spontaneous Scoliosis

Conditions

Spontaneous Scoliosis
Condition Erin pretends to have when she meets Andy's new girlfriend.

106

Stanley Nickels

Money

Currency

Stanley Nickels
Office currency that Stanley jokes about after Dwight introduces Schrute Bucks. Dwight: "Don't you want to earn Schrute Bucks?" Stanley: "No. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley Nickels if you never talk to me again." Dwight: "What's the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?" Stanley: "The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns."

107

The Tight Ass Award

What is Michael Scott's greatest fear on...

The Tight Ass Award
Dundie award that Michael gives to Angela.

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Untitled

Themes

Mouth of Madness


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Trivia

Questions

What is Michael Scott's greatest fear on Dwight's initiation quiz?

	Women
	He\|s not afraid of anything / snakes
	Loneliness

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The Whitest Sneakers Award

The Whitest Sneakers Award
Dundie award that Michael gives to Pam.

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World's Best Boss Dundie