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17 Minute AbsTHERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY 1998 FilmGoodsFitness Products

7 Minute Abs
The video suggested by the hitchhiker Ben Stiller picks up on the way to find Mary in Florida, which is supposed to be better than 8 Minute Abs.

2Ab Blaster FRASIER 1993 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Ab Blaster
Exercise equipment that comes up in conversation when Frasier tries to lose weight. Frasier: "For the next two weeks, I shall be a speed-walking, calorie-burning, pound-shedding machine. Daphne, didn't you purchase some sort of stomach-tightening apparatus for Dad?" Daphne: "The Ab Blaster or the Flab Buster?"

3The Abdominator THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsFitness Products

The Abdominator
Exercise equipment at the All night Gym, where Homer gets trained by McBain actor Rainier Wolfcastle.

4ALF's Fat for Life Diet ALF 1986 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

ALF's Fat for Life Diet
ALF's idea for a diet fad.

5Alpha Monster Gains DREAM SCENARIO 2023 FilmGoodsFitness Products

Alpha Monster Gains
Keto supplements advertised in Paul's dream using the Norio.



6The Ass Pounder 4000 IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 2005 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

The Ass Pounder 4000
Mac's exercise bike. That's not a penis. It's a fist. I call it the Ass Pounder 4000. And it works like this. Imagine you're riding up a steep hill, and you've already been working super hard, and you're sweating and you're tired. What do you do when you're tired? You want to rest. You go to sit down, it pushes you right back up in your workout. The Ass Pounder 4000 will never let you rest. "The Ass Pounder: Never stop pumping."

7The Bible DietSURVIVOR 1999 LiteratureGoodsFitness Products

The Bible Diet
Chapter 19. Diet product in the pipeline from the good people of Tender Branson Enterprises, a mistake that Tender Branson wants to clean up before the plane goes down or before the flight recorder tape runs out.

8BJ's Fit for FootballGRAND THEFT AUTO: VICE CITY 2002 Video GamesGoodsFitness Products

BJ's Fit for Football
Former Vice City Mamba BJ Smith releases his own fitness video.

9The Body Sculptor 100 FRASIER 1993 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

The Body Sculptor 100
Exercise machine that Nile and Daphne buy.

10The Body Sculptor 300 FRASIER 1993 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

The Body Sculptor 300
Exercise machine.

11Buddy's Wonder TonicTHE NUTTY PROFESSOR 1996 FilmGoodsFitness Products

Buddy's Wonder Tonic
Buddy's idea for selling Sherman's weight loss formula.

12The Chiseler 300 DEXTER 2006 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

The Chiseler 300
Fitness equipment sold at Workout City, the store at the mall where Ron Galuzzo works - psychopath and patient of Dr. Evelyn Vogel.

13Chub-B-Gone BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Chub-B-Gone
Weight loss product that BoJack's mother uses to secretly drug Hollyhock.

14DeMamp Camp WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

DeMamp Camp
Adam's exercise DVD.

15DeMamp Camp 2 WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

DeMamp Camp 2
Adam's exercise DVD featuring DeMamp Camp's Muscle Perplexation technique.

16DeMamp Camp Fitness: Volume Two WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

DeMamp Camp Fitness: Volume Two
Adam's exercise DVD.

17DeMamp Camp: Fully Insured WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

DeMamp Camp: Fully Insured
Adam's workout video.

18DeMamp Camp: Working Out with Tires WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

DeMamp Camp: Working Out with Tires
Adam's workout video.

19Diet Drug Z-3 THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Diet Drug Z-3
While participating as a medical research subject at the Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center to earn extra money, Homer gets tested with a perfume called Desert Breeze and a diet product called Diet Drug Z-3.

20DormatronGRAND THEFT AUTO III 2001 Video GamesGoodsFitness Products

Dormatron
Exercise equipment advertised on the radio.

21Dr. Food's Food Foam Diet THE TICK 1994 Animated SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Dr. Food's Food Foam Diet
Arthur's new diet program.

22Dr. Nick Riviera's Gym Pills THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Dr. Nick Riviera's Gym Pills
Jar of pills in Homer's box of sports equipment in the basement.

23Flab Buster FRASIER 1993 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Flab Buster
Exercise equipment that comes up in conversation when Frasier tries to lose weight. Frasier: "For the next two weeks, I shall be a speed-walking, calorie-burning, pound-shedding machine. Daphne, didn't you purchase some sort of stomach-tightening apparatus for Dad?" Daphne: "The Ab Blaster or the Flab Buster?"

24Forever SlenderDEVIL'S FOOD 1996 FilmGoodsFitness Products

Forever Slender
The devil's diet company. To be thin all you've got to do is sell your soul.

25The Glutemus Maximizer THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsFitness Products

The Glutemus Maximizer
Exercise product in Homer's box of sports equipment in the basement.

26Gut Be GoneTOYOTA 1937 AdvertisingGoodsFitness Products

Gut Be Gone
Exercise equipment.

27The HankerciserTHE LARRY SANDERS SHOW 1992 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

The Hankerciser
The exercise equipment Hank endorses. Larry's wife injures herself using it.

28The Hollywood Agent DietTHE LARRY SANDERS SHOW 1992 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

The Hollywood Agent Diet
You can only eat while you're being eaten - joke made at Larry's roast.

29Hovetrekke FIGHT CLUB 1999 FilmGoodsFitness Products

Hovetrekke
Home furnishing product from the Furni catalog scene in the Narrator's condo. Item D. $599.



30Jazzercise with Wolves THE BEN STILLER SHOW 1990 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Jazzercise with Wolves
The step aerobic system by Kevin Costner.

31Jill Taylor's Expectant Mothers' Program... SLEDGE HAMMER! 1986 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Jill Taylor's Expectant Mothers' Programme
Workout tape by terrorist/fitness expert Jill Taylor.

32Jill Taylor's Housewife Fitness Programm... SLEDGE HAMMER! 1986 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Jill Taylor's Housewife Fitness Programme
Workout tape by terrorist/fitness expert Jill Taylor.

33Jill Taylor's the Blond Fascist Pig Prog... SLEDGE HAMMER! 1986 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Jill Taylor's the Blond Fascist Pig Programme
Workout tape by terrorist/fitness expert Jill Taylor, joke the front desk girl makes when Sledge Hammer asks, "Got anything for me?"

34Jill Taylor's the Divorced Woman's Progr... SLEDGE HAMMER! 1986 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Jill Taylor's the Divorced Woman's Programme
Workout tape by terrorist/fitness expert Jill Taylor.

35Jill Taylor's the Las Vegas Showgirls' P... SLEDGE HAMMER! 1986 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Jill Taylor's the Las Vegas Showgirls' Program
Workout tape by terrorist/fitness expert Jill Taylor.

36Kegelcizer FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Kegelcizer
Exercise machine at NNY Dumbbell Club, the gym where Leela and Amy take Fry, Bender and Zoidberg to get in shape.



37Krav Magannukah THE TICK 2016 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Krav Magannukah
Krav Maga fighting style DVD in Dot's apartment.

38Lipaphedrine Diet Pills THE OFFICE 2005 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Lipaphedrine Diet Pills
Michael gets a second job at a call center to make ends meet.

39Massive Weight Gain Powder THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Massive Weight Gain Powder
Product that Homer buys at the Springfield Nutrition Center to gain 60 lbs to qualify as disabled.

40Mohican Master 2000 THE BEN STILLER SHOW 1990 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Mohican Master 2000
How Daniel Day Lewis got into shape for the film Last of the Mohicans.

41The Multiverse DietDARK MATTER 2016 LiteratureGoodsFitness Products

The Multiverse Diet
Joke Amanda makes about the weight she's lost since she and Jason have been wandering through parallel worlds.

42Nautaflex GET A LIFE 1990 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Nautaflex
Brand name that Chris makes up while trying to pass off Mrs. Cowan's walker as a fitness product to his date. "It's really good for your trivoidals."

43Nutra Malt CON MAN 2015 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Nutra Malt
Diet product/service endorsed by original Spectrum cast member Brenda, mentioned during the Shock-a-Con Talk-a-Thon.

44The Ortho Lev BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II 1989 FilmGoodsFitness Products

The Ortho Lev
Orthopedic levitation device in the future McFly house.



45Platinum BunsMUPPETS FROM SPACE 1999 FilmGoodsFitness Products

Platinum Buns
Workout video.

46Pounders Weight Loss CON MAN 2015 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Pounders Weight Loss
Diet product/service endorsed by original Spectrum cast member Brenda.

47Rand Tech Compression Brace IRON FIST 2017 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Rand Tech Compression Brace
High tech brace Danny wears after injuring his leg.

48Relaxation Tape No. 2 THE BEN STILLER SHOW 1990 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Relaxation Tape No. 2
Relaxation video featuring Andy Dick's and Ben Stiller's giant heads in the sky.



49Relaxation Tape No. 6 THE BEN STILLER SHOW 1990 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Relaxation Tape No. 6
Relaxation video featuring Andy Dick's and Ben Stiller's giant heads in the sky.

50Rich and Thin MOONLIGHTING 1985 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Rich and Thin
Mint-flavored liquid diet meal for weight control. David's brother Richard Addison's get rich and thin quick scheme. "Shed pounds - Make money".

51South Beach Fat Flush MEAN GIRLS 2004 FilmGoodsFitness Products

South Beach Fat Flush
Fad diet Regina mentions - all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.



52Supersonic Gut-icizer THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Supersonic Gut-icizer
One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show. Some sort of exercise product. For a limited time, you can get one with Al's face on it.



53Swole Bod Whey ProteinBROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Swole Bod Whey Protein
Amy finds a package delivered to the precinct with Swole Bod Whey Protein and a book called "How to Please your Wife: 100 Tips to Take Your Sex Life From Blah to Ahhhh" that she suspects belong to Terry, but Terry denies it.

54The Veidt Method WATCHMEN 2019 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

The Veidt Method
Bodybuilding system advertised in a magazine.

55Vibra 2000 GET A LIFE 1990 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Vibra 2000
Fitness machine Chris uses to get his voice back after his tonsillectomy.



56Waist Busters MYSTERY MEN 1999 FilmGoodsFitness Products

Waist Busters
Fitness product advertised in Champion City.



57WaistWatchers CON MAN 2015 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

WaistWatchers
Diet product/service endorsed by original Spectrum cast member Brenda, mentioned during the Shock-a-Con Talk-a-Thon.

58Weightgain 4000SOUTH PARK 1997 Animated SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Weightgain 4000
A body building supplement Cartman uses to bulk up, but he fails/refuses to note that exercise must coincide with the consumption of the product in order to attain the desired results. Consequently, he suffers an exponential weight gain.

59Whey Strong ONWARD 2020 Animated FilmGoodsFitness Products

Whey Strong
Food product in the Lightfoot family kitchen.



60Wingwatchers SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV SeriesGoodsFitness Products

Wingwatchers
Weight loss system from the new animated movie Zoo-opolis, about a city populated with animals that's not Zootopia.


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