THE BEN STILLER SHOW
TV Series 1990. Created by Ben Stiller and Judd Apatow. Starring Ben Stiller, Andy Dick, Janeane Garofalo and Bob Odenkirk.
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130 Second Conspiracy Theory BBBTelevisionTV Shows

30 Second Conspiracy Theory
Short TV show that brings together a lot of wacky conspiracy theories.

2Ack-May E-thay Ife-Knay BBBMusicSongs

Ack-May E-thay Ife-Knay
Song by Tito Gallegos, his version of Mack the Knife sung in Pig Latin.



3Adam West Cajun Bites BBBMenuMenu Items

Adam West Cajun Bites
Menu item at Cafe Luna.



3Advantage Agassi BBBCinemaMovies

Advantage Agassi
Cable TV action movie starring Andre Agassi. Sponsored by ESPN and the World Tennis Organization.



3American Pie BBBMusicSongs

American Pie
The Pig Latin Lover Tito Gallegos' version of the classic song, sung in Pig Latin.



3American Profiles BBBTelevisionTV Shows

American Profiles
TV news show featuring Hilltech Industries, a high tech hillbilly company and CEO Billy Bob Hoyt.



3America's Most Suspicious BBBTelevisionTV News

America's Most Suspicious
TV crime show kind of like America's Most Wanted, but for suspicious people. Hosted by Danny Bonnaducci.

4Amish Studs BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Amish Studs
Amish-themed TV dating show.

5Andy Dick's Political Children's Theater BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Andy Dick's Political Children's Theater
TV show hosted by Andy Dick.

6The Angry Mexican BBBMenuMenu Items

The Angry Mexican
Menu item at T.J. O' Pootertoot's.



3Arrivederci Records BBBMusicRecord Companies

Arrivederci Records
Tito Gallegos' record company.

4Atisfaction-Say BBBMusicSongs

Atisfaction-Say
Song by Tito Gallegos, his version of Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones sung in Pig Latin.



3Atomic Liver Crisps BBBMenuMenu Items

Atomic Liver Crisps
Menu item at T.J. O' Pootertoot's.



3Ayla-Lay BBBMusicSongs

Ayla-Lay
Song by Tito Gallegos, his version of Layla by Derek & the Dominos sung in Pig Latin.



3B Minus Time Traveler BBBTelevisionTV Shows

B Minus Time Traveler
Science fiction TV show featuring a girl that didn't really paying attention during history class fumbling her way through various famous events in history.



3Bad Twist Ending Theater BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Bad Twist Ending Theater
TV show.

4Beard-o-matic BBBPersonal CareHygiene Products

Beard-o-matic
Product in development by Hilltech Industries, a high tech hillbilly company featured on TV news show American Profiles.



3Blind Jam Records BBBMusicRecord Companies

Blind Jam Records
Record company where back-up singer band Vanilla Heat attempt to audition.



3Blue & White Dandruff Shampoo BBBPersonal CareHair Products

Blue & White Dandruff Shampoo
Product from mock dandruff shampoo commercial. Caution: Use of this product may result in decreased sense of humor. Manufacturer is not responsible for loss of friends.



3The Born on the Fourth of July Bumper Ch... BBBAmusementAmusement Rides

The Born on the Fourth of July Bumper Chairs
Attraction at Oliver Stoneland. It's 90 solid seconds of clanking metal and bitter regret. You need to ride this one a number of times to fully feel the frustration and anguish of the Vietnam vet.



3The Boy Who Magically Switched Places wi... BBBCinemaMovies

The Boy Who Magically Switched Places with His Dad
Father/Son switching film starring Pauly Shore, featuring a new song by Metallica called The Father/Son Switching Song.



3The Caboose-Niks BBBAmusementComedy Acts

The Caboose-Niks
Improv group - the first comedy improv group, according to Bob Odenkirk.

4Cafe Luna BBBDiningCafes and Delis

Cafe Luna
Trendy restaurant on Melrose Avenue where Ben and the cast eat lunch.

5Cape Munster BBBCinemaMovies

Cape Munster
Movie - The Munsters meets Cape Fear with Ben Stiller as the Robert Deniro version of Eddie Munster.



3Channel 7 BBBTelevisionTV News

Channel 7
TV news microphone at rapper Iceman's press conference during which he defends his new song about his next door neighbor called "Kill Doug Szathky".



3Channel 9 BBBTelevisionTV News

Channel 9
TV news microphone at rapper Iceman's press conference during which he defends his new song about his next door neighbor called "Kill Doug Szathky".



3Channel Pi BBBCinemaTV Stations

Channel Pi
TV station in Minnesota, joke Dennis Miller makes about the viewers of the Ben Stiller Show.

4Chicago-style Alaska Mini-bites BBBMenuMenu Items

Chicago-style Alaska Mini-bites
Menu item at T.J. O' Pootertoot's. "With an order of Chicago-style Alaska mini-bites, you're entitled to a free hour of karaoke".



3The Chuckletime Gigglers BBBServicesMiscellaneous Services

The Chuckletime Gigglers
Media company from Skank TV show skit. "Canned laughter provided by The Chuckletime Gigglers"

4Club Fredrick: Work It on Out 2-3-4 BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Club Fredrick: Work It on Out 2-3-4
Exercise TV show.

5Club Panties BBBNightlifeClubs

Club Panties
Nightclub from The Grungies TV show skit.

6Colorado Bean Strips BBBMenuMenu Items

Colorado Bean Strips
Menu item at T.J. O' Pootertoot's.



3The Combat Rollers BBBSportsDance Teams

The Combat Rollers
Skating troupe that stars in the musical Platunes at Oliver Stoneland. They are true professionals. They're cynical, angry, fed up, and great skaters.



3Cooking with Sherman Helmsley BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Cooking with Sherman Helmsley
TV cooking show featuring Sherman "The Jeffersons" Helmsley.

4Cops in Ancient Egypt BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Cops in Ancient Egypt
Cops TV show spoof that takes place during Moses' attempt to part the Red Sea.



3Cops in Medieval Times BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Cops in Medieval Times
Cops TV show spoof.



3Cops in Salem, Mass BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Cops in Salem, Mass
Cops TV show spoof that takes place during the Salem Witch Trials.

4Counting with Bruce Springsteen BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Counting with Bruce Springsteen
Kids TV show.

5Cowboy Palace SaloonBBBNightlifeSaloons

Cowboy Palace Saloon


6Coyote BBBLiteraturePoetry

Coyote
Poem by Colin Quinn: "Coyote. Desert Slattern. Stuffed full of blood. Dogs, vomit. Coyote, I love thee."

7Damien Faustman BBBRadioRadio Programs

Damien Faustman
Shock jock radio DJ from Twilight Zone anthology TV show spoof Low Budget Tales of Cliched Horror. "He's mad as hell!"



3Dave's Meat Co. BBBFood StoresButcher Shops

Dave's Meat Co.
Butcher from Die Hard 12 skit.

4Deep Fried Pooterballs BBBMenuMenu Items

Deep Fried Pooterballs
Menu item at T.J. O' Pootertoot's.



3Deep-fried Curly Ribs BBBMenuMenu Items

Deep-fried Curly Ribs
Menu item at T.J. O' Pootertoot's.



3The Defiant Ones BBBTelevisionTV Shows

The Defiant Ones
TV show Hollywood agent Michael Pheret proposes, starring Alex Karras and Emmanuel Lewis.

4Die Hard 12: Die Hungry BBBCinemaMovie Sequels

Die Hard 12: Die Hungry
Die Hard sequel starring Bruce Willis.

5Ed's Clownwear BBBApparelClothing Stores

Ed's Clownwear
Clothing store for clowns. TV commercial campaign slogan: "What fits? By Dru Peee"

6Esterday-Yay BBBMusicSongs

Esterday-Yay
Song by Tito Gallegos, his version of Yesterday by The Beatles sung in Pig Latin.



3Ew-Nay Ork-Yay, Ew-Nay Ork-Yay BBBMusicSongs

Ew-Nay Ork-Yay, Ew-Nay Ork-Yay
Song by Tito Gallegos, his version of New York New York sung in Pig Latin.



3The Father/Son Switching Song BBBMusicSongs

The Father/Son Switching Song
Song by Metallica on the soundtrack for the Father/Son switching film The Boy Who Magically Switched Places With His Dad.



3A Few Good Scouts BBBCinemaMovie Parodies

A Few Good Scouts
A Few Good Men parody movie featuring the Youth Scouts of America, the Ben Stiller show version of the Boy Scouts.



3Frolic Room BBBNightlifeNightclubs

Frolic Room
Bar where Bruce Springsteen appears, plays an impromptu show, and then sticks around to help cleanup and give patrons haircuts. Featured on the TV show Legends of Springsteen.

4Gary Coleman Gazpacho BBBMenuMenu Items

Gary Coleman Gazpacho
Menu item at Cafe Luna.



3Giggling Scoundrel BBBMenuMenu Items

Giggling Scoundrel
Menu item at T.J. O' Pootertoot's.



3Goo Girls BBBMusicMusicians

Goo Girls
All female band from The Grungies TV show skit.

4Grady's Oats BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Grady's Oats
Instant oatmeal product from multiple episodes.



3The Grungies [band] BBBMusicMusicians

The Grungies [band]
Grunge band, stars of Monkees-like TV show.

4The Grungies [TV Show] BBBTelevisionTV Shows

The Grungies [TV Show]
The Monkees mashed up with the Seattle grunge music scene bands like Nirvana, Alice in Chains and Soundgarden. Brought to you by Grady's Oats.

5Grushow Records BBBMusicRecord Companies

Grushow Records
Record company for the soundtrack of the Father/Son switching film The Boy Who Magically Switched Places With His Dad, which features a song by Metallica called The Father/Son Switching Song.



3Hair Styling with Bruce Springsteen BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Hair Styling with Bruce Springsteen
TV show.

4The Hall of Conspiracies BBBEntertainmentMuseum Exhibits

The Hall of Conspiracies
Museum exhibit at Oliver Stoneland, where every hour on the hour Oliver Stone exposes the fabrications of the government through the use of animatronic robots.



3Happy Children's Toys BBBToysToy Stores

Happy Children's Toys
Sponsor of Ask Manson.



3Headslammers Ball BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Headslammers Ball
Ben Stiller Show version of MTV show Headbangers Ball, featuring an interview with Metallica regarding their song on the soundtrack for the Father/Son switching film The Boy Who Magically Switched Places With His Dad, which is called The Father/Son Switching Song.



3Henry the Wicked BBBCinemaMovies

Henry the Wicked
TV show/movie on PBS, continually interrupted by the KFSB Pledge-A-Thon, which advertises the lack of interruptions on the channel.

4Hilltech Industries BBBIndustrial CompaniesIndustries

Hilltech Industries
High tech hillbilly company featured on TV news show American Profiles.



3Hilltech Nonalcoholic Moonshine BBBBeverage ProductsAlcohol

Hilltech Nonalcoholic Moonshine
"All the kick and none of the sick." Product in development by Hilltech Industries, a high tech hillbilly company featured on TV news show American Profiles.



3The Home Shop BBBHome FurnishingHome Furnishing Stores

The Home Shop
Home furnishing store mentioned in commercial parodies for Wilson garden products.

4Ice-T Iced Tea BBBMenuDrinks

Ice-T Iced Tea
Menu item at Cafe Luna.



3Iceman BBBMusicRap Musicians

Iceman
Rapper featured on Ben Stiller's Music News show due to the controversy over his new song about his next door neighbor called "Kill Doug Szathky"



3Ik Hoy Van Joy Footwear BBBApparelShoe Stores

Ik Hoy Van Joy Footwear
Clog store Mr. Jannick was looking for.



3Ild-Way Hing-Tay BBBMusicSongs

Ild-Way Hing-Tay
Song by Tito Gallegos, his version of Wild Thing by The Troggs sung in Pig Latin.



3Illie-Bay Ean-Jay BBBMusicSongs

Illie-Bay Ean-Jay
Song by Tito Gallegos, his version of Billie Jean by Michael Jackson sung in Pig Latin.



3Information 411 BBBTelevisionTV Shows-Reality

Information 411
Reality TV show hosted by Adam West. "True stories from the over 5 million people a day who call the nation's directory assistance searching for phone numbers, addresses and area codes. People who, for whatever reason, can't look it up themselves."



3Jake Steel Marionette Cop BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Jake Steel Marionette Cop
TV show about a cop puppet.



3Jazzercise with Wolves BBBGoodsFitness Products

Jazzercise with Wolves
The step aerobic system by Kevin Costner.

4Jewish Fly Guys BBBMusicBoy Bands

Jewish Fly Guys
Dancing boy band from Stiller's Wheel of Filler skit.

5John O'Donohue's Cop Stories BBBTelevisionTV Shows

John O'Donohue's Cop Stories
TV show. "True Tales of New York's Finest"

6KFSB BBBCinemaTV Stations

KFSB
Local PBS affiliate hosting a Pledge-A-Thon soliciting donations, continually interrupting the TV show/movie Henry the Wicked, while at the same time advertising the lack of interruptions on the channel.

7KFSB Pledge-A-Thon BBBTelevisionTV Shows

KFSB Pledge-A-Thon
TV show on PBS soliciting donations, continually interrupting the TV show/movie Henry the Wicked, while at the same time advertising the lack of interruptions on the channel.

8Kill Doug Szathky BBBMusicSongs

Kill Doug Szathky
Rapper Iceman is featured on Ben Stiller's Music News show due to the controversy over his new song about his next door neighbor called "Kill Doug Szathky".



3Kreepee Board BBBToysTabletop Games

Kreepee Board
Toy for kids, Ben Stiller Show version of the Ouija board. "Doomed souls wander the earth unfit for heaven or hell and they're waiting to talk to you!"

4La Oman-Way BBBMusicSongs

La Oman-Way
Song by Tito Gallegos, his version of LA Woman by The Doors sung in Pig Latin.



3Ladies of Hume BBBServicesSex Services

Ladies of Hume
Media company from Skank TV show skit. "Escorts provided by Ladies of Hume"

4The Last Stand of Yakov Smirnoff BBBTelevisionTV Shows

The Last Stand of Yakov Smirnoff
TV comedy special featuring Yakov Smirnoff after the break-up of the Soviet Union.



3Late 60s Land BBBAmusementAmusement Parks

Late 60s Land
Attraction at Oliver Stoneland, where the atmosphere's bitter and discontented but the salad bar is all-you-can-eat.



3Laugh About Washington BBBCinemaMovies

Laugh About Washington
A full hour of wit from comedian/commentator/political satirist Mark Russell - Video given away for donations made to the KFSB Pledge-A-Thon.

4Leanor-Way Igby-Ray BBBMusicSongs

Leanor-Way Igby-Ray
Song by Tito Gallegos, his version of Eleanor Rigby by The Beatles sung in Pig Latin.



3The Legend of P.J. O'Pootertoot BBBLiteratureBooks

The Legend of P.J. O'Pootertoot
Also known as the Book of Pooter. The book that tells the story of T.J. O'Pootertoot, the member of the Donner party that discovered that human flesh made the ultimate fun food and founded the restaurant T.J. O'Pootertoot's.



3Legends of Springsteen BBBTelevisionTV News

Legends of Springsteen
TV show featuring amazing appearances of Bruce Springsteen throughout history.

4The Let Go Clinic BBBHealthcareHospitals-Mental Health

The Let Go Clinic
Tony Bobbins mental health clinic in Fresno, CA.

5Little Wall Street BBBAmusementAmusement Attractions

Little Wall Street
Attraction at Oliver Stoneland, where you have to avoid the falling stockbrokers.



3Low Budget Tales of Cliched Horror BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Low Budget Tales of Cliched Horror
Twilight Zone anthology show spoof featuring the story of shock jock radio DJ.



3Lucky Clovers BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Lucky Clovers
Parody of Lucky Charms breakfast cereal. Product endorsement featuring U2 in a recreation of the band's music video for the song One. "Magically Nutritious".



3Magic BBBLiteratureBooks

Magic
Book seen in the music video for Metallica's song The Father/Son Switching Song, from the soundtrack for the Father/Son switching film The Boy Who Magically Switched Places With His Dad - apparently the book that spurred the father/son switching.



3Main Street 1964 BBBAmusementAmusement Attractions

Main Street 1964
Attraction at Oliver Stoneland, where the American dream died just after Kennedy did.



3Masterbank BBBFinancial CompaniesFinancial Services

Masterbank
The Ben Stiller version of Mastercard, shown at the end of the Tito Gallegos infomercial.



3Me2 BBBMusicMusicians

Me2
U2's manager Mr. Kincaid's suggestion for U2 to change their band name, because Bono made the band all about him.

4Mel Roy's Modern Guitar Method Grade 1 BBBLiteratureBooks

Mel Roy's Modern Guitar Method Grade 1
Guide to playing guitar.



3Melrose Heights 9021024026 BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Melrose Heights 9021024026
TV show, combination of Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place and The Heights.



3Melrose Heights School BBBEducationHigh Schools

Melrose Heights School
High school.



3Melrose in Living Colour BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Melrose in Living Colour
New TV comedy show that Ben mentions, this one taking place on Melrose Avenue.

4Memory BBBMusicSongs

Memory
The Pig Latin Lover Tito Gallegos' version of the classic song, sung in Pig Latin.



3Michael Pheret Talent Agency BBBServicesTalent Agencies

Michael Pheret Talent Agency
Sleazy Hollywood talent agent for Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold's agent, and Garry Shandling, from multiple episodes.



3Mid Ohio Valley Telephone and Communicat... BBBCorporationsCommunications Companies

Mid Ohio Valley Telephone and Communications
Ohio telephone company that answers Mr. Jannick's call for help.



3Mike Gorman BBBServicesTalent Agencies

Mike Gorman
Hollywood talent agent for Actor/Dancer Leslie Chapman.

4A Miserable Whore BBBMenuMixed Drinks

A Miserable Whore
Mixed drink at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, served with or without salt around the rim.



3Mohican Master 2000 BBBGoodsFitness Products

Mohican Master 2000
How Daniel Day Lewis got into shape for the film Last of the Mohicans.

4Mr. Morrison's Wild Ride BBBAmusementAmusement Rides

Mr. Morrison's Wild Ride
Attraction at Oliver Stoneland. Inspired by the hit film The Doors, Mr. Morrison's Wild Ride is a feverishly psychotic maze, an enhanced trip through depression, self-delusion and crazed ego-mania.



3Mr. Ojangles-Bay BBBMusicSongs

Mr. Ojangles-Bay
Song by Tito Gallegos, his version of Mr. Bojangles by Bob Dylan sung in Pig Latin.



3Music News BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Music News
Music-themed news TV show with Tabitha Soren from multiple episodes.



3National Water Association BBBOrganizationsProfessional Organizations

National Water Association




3Nisa BBBFinancial CompaniesFinancial Services

Nisa
The Ben Stiller version of Visa, shown at the end of the Tito Gallegos infomercial.



3The Odd Couple BBBTelevisionTV Shows

The Odd Couple
TV show Hollywood agent Michael Pheret proposes, starring Alex Karras and Manute Bol.

4Of Buildings and Women BBBCinemaMovies

Of Buildings and Women
Un film de Bob Odenkirk.

5Oliver Stoneland BBBAmusementAmusement Parks

Oliver Stoneland
A magical place where the objective is not to escape but to confront. Featuring Mr. Morrison's Wild Ride, Talk Radio Town The Platunes musical, Main Street 1964, Little Wall Street, The Born on the Fourth of July Bumper Chairs, Late 60s Land and The Hall of Conspiracies.



3Oscarcraving Productions BBBMedia CompaniesFilm Production Companies

Oscarcraving Productions
Film production company behind the A Few Good Men parody movie A Few Good Scouts.



3Otto the Anti-cupid BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Otto the Anti-cupid
TV show about Cupid's younger brother Otto growing up in Cupid's shadow. Otto, embittered and enraged, dedicated his life to forcing people to fall in love with the wrong person.

4Oxanne-Ray BBBMusicSongs

Oxanne-Ray
Song by Tito Gallegos, his version of Roxanne by The Police sung in Pig Latin.



3O'Pootertoot's Spirit Camp BBBEducationVocational Schools

O'Pootertoot's Spirit Camp
Where employees are sent for conditioning at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party.



3Pan America Insurance BBBFinancial CompaniesInsurance Services

Pan America Insurance
Insurance company that offers life insurance - and dragon insurance - to Grateful Dead fans.



3Phone-A-Balloon BBBServicesParty Services

Phone-A-Balloon
Party supply business spokesperson job Hollywood agent Michael Pheret proposes to Alex Karras.

4Pick-o-matic 2000 BBBPersonal CareHygiene Products

Pick-o-matic 2000
"Fully automatic solar powered foot picker." Product in development by Hilltech Industries, a high tech hillbilly company featured on TV news show American Profiles.



3The Pig Latin Lover Sings More Songs of ... BBBMusicAlbums

The Pig Latin Lover Sings More Songs of Love
Music album by Tito Gallegos, the Pig Latin Lover.



3The Pig Latin Lover Sings the Songs of L... BBBMusicAlbums

The Pig Latin Lover Sings the Songs of Love
Music album by Tito Gallegos, the Pig Latin Lover.



3The Pig Latin Lover's Ariety-Vay Ectacul... BBBTelevisionTV Shows

The Pig Latin Lover's Ariety-Vay Ectacular-Spay
The Pig Latin Lover's TV variety special.

4Pig Latin Plaza BBBTravelLodging

Pig Latin Plaza
Hotel where guests of the Pig Latin Lover's TV variety special stay on Pig Latin Island.

5Platunes BBBAmusementAmusement Attractions

Platunes
Attraction at Oliver Stoneland. A rabble-rousing salute to a war we've never stopped fighting, as performed by The Combat Rollers. And with show-stopping numbers like Viet-Wow, who's gonna protest?



3Pooting Shots BBBMenuMixed Drinks

Pooting Shots
Alcoholic beverage served at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, served with or without milk.

4Porque Pig Production BBBMedia CompaniesFilm Production Companies

Porque Pig Production
TV production company that produces the Pig Latin Lover's TV variety special.

5Pretentious Artist Records BBBMusicRecord Companies

Pretentious Artist Records
Record company from The Grungies TV show skit.

6The Quest for Space BBBTelevisionTV Shows

The Quest for Space
Documentary TV show about the space race. Chapter Seven: Forgotten Heroes features the story of models sent into space.

7Red Hot Rancheroos. BBBMenuMenu Items

Red Hot Rancheroos.
Menu item at T.J. O' Pootertoot's.



3Relaxation Tape No. 2 BBBGoodsFitness Products

Relaxation Tape No. 2
Relaxation video featuring Andy Dick's and Ben Stiller's giant heads in the sky.



3Relaxation Tape No. 6 BBBGoodsFitness Products

Relaxation Tape No. 6
Relaxation video featuring Andy Dick's and Ben Stiller's giant heads in the sky.

4Robots: Nothing to Be Afraid Of! BBBLiteraturePrinted Matter

Robots: Nothing to Be Afraid Of!
Pamphlet from the time that the gang thought their friend Vaughn was a robot.

5Roundtable BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Roundtable
Politics TV show.



3S.Y.S.T. Productions Inc. BBBMedia CompaniesFilm Production Companies

S.Y.S.T. Productions Inc.
Production company from Skank TV show skit... Shut Your Stinking' Trap!

4Satanex BBBHome FurnishingClocks

Satanex
Hell-themed clock on the wall in shock jock radio DJ Damien Faustman's sound room.



3Sex in a Hamper BBBMenuMixed Drinks

Sex in a Hamper
Mixed drink at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, served with or without milk.



3Seymour's Hardware Store BBBRetailHardware Stores

Seymour's Hardware Store
Hardware store from Andy Dick bomb skit.



3Shempkin's Market BBBFood StoresGrocery Stores

Shempkin's Market
Where evil cop from Jake Steel Marionette Cop TV show spots the two thieves he shoots - and sends to Hell.



3Skank BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Skank
TV show. Fox's newest comedy smash. Family sitcom where the father is a crass sock puppet with the catchphrase, "Shut your stinking' trap!" from multiple episodes.



3Smith & Porter's Ale House BBBNightlifeNightclubs

Smith & Porter's Ale House
Bar where Bruce Springsteen appears to help Abraham Lincoln write his most famous speech. Featured on the TV show Legends of Springsteen.

4Stuck on You BBBMusicSongs

Stuck on You
The Pig Latin Lover Tito Gallegos' version of the classic song, sung in Pig Latin.



3T.J. O' Pootertoot's BBBDiningRestaurants

T.J. O' Pootertoot's
Restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party - the pioneers who were forced to resort to cannibalism after being snowed in.



3T.J.'s Moustache Wax BBBPersonal CareHygiene Products

T.J.'s Moustache Wax
Grooming product available for a million "Pooter points" at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party.



3Talk Radio Town BBBAmusementAmusement Attractions

Talk Radio Town
Attraction at Oliver Stoneland. Where you and your family can broadcast your very own radio show - and get killed afterwards.



3Three Men and an Old Man BBBCinemaMovie Sequels

Three Men and an Old Man
New movie, sequel to Three Man and a Baby and Three Men and a Little Lady.

4Tito Gallegos BBBMusicMusicians

Tito Gallegos
Singer, also known as The Pig Latin Lover, a Spanish musician who sings classic staples in Pig Latin.

5Tofu Burger with Date Nut Bread BBBMenuBurgers

Tofu Burger with Date Nut Bread
Menu item Casey Kasem mentions when forced to dress up as a waiter.

6Tom Cruise: Dress Casual BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Tom Cruise: Dress Casual
One-man show featuring Tom Cruise at the Long Beach Civic Center.



3The Truth About Robots BBBLiteraturePrinted Matter

The Truth About Robots
Pamphlet from the time that the gang thought their friend Vaughn was a robot.

4Tyne Daly Veggie Bob BBBMenuMenu Items

Tyne Daly Veggie Bob
Menu item at Cafe Luna.



3U2: The Early Years BBBTelevisionTV Shows

U2: The Early Years
Rockumentary detailing U2's early years featuring Ben Stiller as Bono.



3Unaround-Ray Ue-Say BBBMusicSongs

Unaround-Ray Ue-Say
Song by Tito Gallegos, his version of Runaround Sue by Dion sung in Pig Latin.



3Urfin'-Say USA BBBMusicSongs

Urfin'-Say USA
Song by Tito Gallegos, his version of Surfin' USA by The Beach Boys sung in Pig Latin.



3Urple-Pay Aze-Hay BBBMusicSongs

Urple-Pay Aze-Hay
Song by Tito Gallegos, his version of Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix sung in Pig Latin.



3Van Jackson Preparatory BBBEducationBoarding Schools

Van Jackson Preparatory
School in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store.



3Van Jack's Toe Replacement BBBHealthcareMedical Services

Van Jack's Toe Replacement
Medical service in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store.



3Van Jerseys Puppies BBBPetsPet Stores

Van Jerseys Puppies
Pet store in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store.



3Van Jimmy Audio BBBRetailElectronics Stores

Van Jimmy Audio
Electronics store in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store.



3Van Jo Food and Liquer BBBFood StoresGrocery Stores

Van Jo Food and Liquer
Grocery store in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store.



3Van Job Transportation BBBServicesShipping and Storage

Van Job Transportation
Transportation service in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store.



3Van Joe's Bait and Tackle BBBRetailSporting Goods Stores

Van Joe's Bait and Tackle
Fishing supply store in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store.



3Van Jonson's Cafe BBBDiningCafes and Delis

Van Jonson's Cafe
Cafe in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store.



3Van Jumbo Food Stores BBBFood StoresGrocery Stores

Van Jumbo Food Stores
Food store in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store.



3Van Jury Garden Supplies BBBRetailHardware Stores

Van Jury Garden Supplies
Garden supply store in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store.



3Vanilla Heat BBBMusicMusicians

Vanilla Heat
Back-up singer band trying to get work in Hollywood.



3Vegetarian Surprise BBBMenuMenu Items

Vegetarian Surprise
Menu item Casey Kasem mentions when forced to dress up as a waiter.

4Viet-Wow BBBMusicSongs

Viet-Wow
Song featured in the musical Platunes at Oliver Stoneland. They are true professionals. They're cynical, angry, fed up, and great skaters.



3WBBZ BBBTelevisionTV News

WBBZ
TV news microphone at rapper Iceman's press conference during which he defends his new song about his next door neighbor called "Kill Doug Szathky".



3WDVL BBBRadioRadio Stations

WDVL
Damien Faustman's radio station from the Twilight Zone anthology TV show spoof Low Budget Tales of Cliched Horror. "666 on your Radio Dial"



3Whittle Quick BBBTechnology ProductsElectronics

Whittle Quick
Product in development by Hilltech Industries, a high tech hillbilly company featured on TV news show American Profiles.



3Wilson Garden Hoe BBBHome FurnishingLandscaping Tools

Wilson Garden Hoe
Gardening product available at the Home Shop: "What sexy is"

4Wilson Garden Hose BBBHome FurnishingLandscaping Tools

Wilson Garden Hose
Gardening product available at the Home Shop: "What sexy is"



3Wilson Post Hole Digger BBBHome FurnishingLandscaping Tools

Wilson Post Hole Digger
Gardening product available at the Home Shop: "What sexy is"

4Wind Beneath My Wings BBBMusicSongs

Wind Beneath My Wings
The Pig Latin Lover Tito Gallegos' version of the classic song, sung in Pig Latin.



3WKS BBBTelevisionTV News

WKS
TV news microphone at rapper Iceman's press conference during which he defends his new song about his next door neighbor called "Kill Doug Szathky".



3Woody Allen's Bride of Frankenstein BBBCinemaMovies

Woody Allen's Bride of Frankenstein
Movie.

4The World Tennis Organization BBBOrganizationsProfessional Organizations

The World Tennis Organization
Organization sponsoring the cable TV movie Advantage Agassi starring tennis star Andre Agassi.

5Y-May Ay-Way BBBMusicSongs

Y-May Ay-Way
Song by Tito Gallegos, his version of My Way sung in Pig Latin.



3You are So Beautiful BBBMusicSongs

You are So Beautiful
The Pig Latin Lover Tito Gallegos' version of the classic song, sung in Pig Latin.



3The Young Hillbillies Millionaires Club BBBOrganizationsProfessional Organizations

The Young Hillbillies Millionaires Club
Organization that gives the Golden Jug Award to Billy Bob Hoyt, CEO of Hilltech Industries, a hillbilly company featured on TV news show American Profiles.



3Youth Scouts of America BBBYouth ServicesYouth Programs

Youth Scouts of America
Ben Stiller show version of Boy Scouts featured in the A Few Good Men parody movie A Few Good Scouts.



3Yummy Gummy Auto Parts BBBFood ProductsCandy

Yummy Gummy Auto Parts
Auto part shaped chewy candy with a burst of real fruit juice.



3ZooTV Late at Night BBBTelevisionTV Shows-Talk Shows

ZooTV Late at Night
Talk show featuring Bono and U2.

FICTITIOUS TIMELINE
4August 12, 1982 Dates20th Century: 80sJournal Entries

August 12, 1982
Ben Stiller records a video diary entry before and after attending a Van Halen concert with Sarah Dalton.



3March 6, 1991 Dates20th Century: 90sEvents

March 6, 1991
Jay Leno, Willianorm Shatner, Todd Bridges, Sinead O'Connor audition to be the next host of the Tonight Show.



3May 11, 1991 Dates20th Century: 90sEvents

May 11, 1991
Ben Stiller records a video diary eight days after his girlfriend moved out, during which she shows up with Harry, her self-defense instructor.



3May 18, 1992 Dates20th Century: 90sEvents

May 18, 1992
Salesman Ed Janek from suburban Cincinnati calls 411 looking for the clog store where he ordered his Netherlands nut of a fiancee's birthday present.



MAKE BELIEVE MAP
3Belvoir Place MapTransit RoutesThoroughfares

Belvoir Place
East Cincinnati address of payphone Mr. Jannick uses to call for help.



3The Fertile Pastures of Assertiveness MapNatureNatural Areas

The Fertile Pastures of Assertiveness
Natural area mentioned during Relaxation Tape No. 6 skit.

4Hell MapWorldsAfterlife

Hell
Jake Steel the Marionette Cop shoots two thieves breaking into a grocery store, telling them he'll see them in Hell.



3Hoffaville MapUrban AreasCities-Joke

Hoffaville
City that Charles Manson mentions.

4The Ocean Front of for Advanced Relaxati... MapNatureNatural Areas

The Ocean Front of for Advanced Relaxation
Natural area mentioned during Relaxation Tape No. 6 skit.

5Pig Latin Island MapGeographic AreasIslands

Pig Latin Island
Location of The Pig Latin Lover's TV variety special.

6The Sandy Shore of Creativity MapNatureNatural Areas

The Sandy Shore of Creativity
Natural area mentioned during Relaxation Tape No. 6 skit.

7Springer MapTransit RoutesThoroughfares

Springer
Street where rapper Iceman and his next door neighbor Doug Szathky live, as featured on the show Ben Stiller's Music News.

8Valley of the Hand-Held MapNatureValleys

Valley of the Hand-Held
Joke Dennis Miller makes about where he and Ben are having lunch.

9The Volcano of Dynamic Energy MapNatureNatural Areas

The Volcano of Dynamic Energy
Natural area mentioned during Relaxation Tape No. 6 skit.

OTHER
10Ben Stiller, Andy Dick, Janeane Garofalo... OtherQuotesQuotes

Ben Stiller, Andy Dick, Janeane Garofalo & Bob Odenkirk
Ben Stiller: We're here on the set of that A Few Good Men parody we just did, thought we'd give you a little, you know, behind the scenes look at how we do the show, see this is really a wig I'm wearing. There's the cast. They're kind of angry because they didn't get to do Jack Nicholson.
Andy Dick: I should have done it. (imitating Jack Nicholson) Hold the sandwich between your legs!
Janeane Garofalo (imitating Jack Nicholson): I'm the guy from Terms of Endearment.
Bob Odendirk (imitating Jack Nicholson): Here's Johnny!




3Brain Stew OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Brain Stew
Dish that Charles Manson threatens to make.

4Golden Jug Award OtherRecognitionAwards

Golden Jug Award
Award given out by the Young Hillbillies Millionaires Club, featured on TV news show American Profiles.

5Pooter Points OtherMoneyCurrency

Pooter Points
Customer loyalty program at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party.

6Untitled OtherThemesDiff|rent Strokes


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