ALF
TV Series 1986. Created by Paul Fusco and Tom Patchett. Starring Paul Fusco, Max Wright, Anne Schedeen, Andrea Elson and Benji Gregory.
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1230-something BBBTelevisionTV Shows

230-something
Theoretical TV show ALF thinks he could star in if he went public: "I might even get my own tv show, A poignant drama about my generation."

230-Minute Workout BBBTelevisionTV Shows

30-Minute Workout
Morning TV exercise show Lynn and Trevor watch.

3The Adventures of the Tanner Family BBBTelevisionTV Shows

The Adventures of the Tanner Family
TV show that the folks trapped on Gilligan's Island watch.

4Alabama Lunatic Fringe BBBOrganizationsActivist Groups

Alabama Lunatic Fringe
When ALF calls the president, the operator researches "A-L-F", coming up with several organizations, including The American Laundry Federation, The Association of Lawn Fertilizers and Alabama Lunatic Fringe.

5Alan Thicke's World of Ants BBBGoodsOffice Products

Alan Thicke's World of Ants
Calendar Willie and Lynn give to ALF during his ant farm phase.

6ALF 1000 BBBTechnology ProductsCommunication Devices

ALF 1000
Mobile phone product ALF is selling. ALF: "The ALF is for me, and the 1000 is what you'll be forking over to get one." Comes with your choice of cat skins, including Calico and Siamese, a free cutlery set and ringtones, including ALF fart tones and ALF burp tones. Burp tones are ALF burping the name of your city. Extra cost for city names with a lot of syllables or starting with the letter Q.



7ALF Bed Tent BBBHome FurnishingBedding

ALF Bed Tent
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Extreme Home Takeover" home collection. "Perfect for Camp-ins. $159.99".



8ALF Board Game BBBToysTabletop Games

ALF Board Game
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network.



9ALF Bobblehead BBBToysAction Figures

ALF Bobblehead
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network.



10ALF Comforter BBBHome FurnishingBedding

ALF Comforter
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Extreme Home Takeover" home collection. "98% fur, 2% yogurt - just like ALF $79.99".



11ALF Cookie Jar BBBHome FurnishingKitchen Products

ALF Cookie Jar
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Extreme Home Takeover" home collection. "Perfect for earthworms, kittens and other savory snacks, or if you're vegetarian - cookies".



12ALF Curtains BBBHome FurnishingFurniture

ALF Curtains
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Extreme Home Takeover" home collection. "Stop peeping toms! $129.99. Actual reproductions of department store knock-offs".



13ALF Electric Toothbrush BBBPersonal CareDental Products

ALF Electric Toothbrush
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network featuring "cat whisker bristles, new and pre-owned models available".



14ALF Funny Satellite Radio Show BBBRadioRadio Programs

ALF Funny Satellite Radio Show
ALF's new satellite radio show, which he claims is being broadcast from an actual satellite, though it later revealed to be a sound stage.



15ALF Inflatable Doll BBBToysDolls

ALF Inflatable Doll
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Just like the real thing - ALF used one on Melmac to drive in the carpool lane".



16ALF Lunchbox BBBToysLunchboxes

ALF Lunchbox
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network.



17ALF Mayonnaise BBBFood ProductsCondiments

ALF Mayonnaise
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network - mentioned by woman who calls in to the show.



18ALF Mobisodes BBBTelevisionTV Shows

ALF Mobisodes
Quick 30 second - 17 seconds without commercials - ALF video webisodes available online, consisting of recycled footage from ALF's TV show that ALF is selling.

19ALF Plush Doll BBBToysDolls

ALF Plush Doll
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network.



20ALF Push Button Phone BBBTechnology ProductsCommunication Devices

ALF Push Button Phone
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network. "Call your friends collect $49.99".



21ALF Shopping Network BBBTelevisionTV Shows

ALF Shopping Network
There are short skits with ALF hosting a home shopping channel dedicated to selling ALF-themed merchandise. 888-555-4ALF.



22ALF Talking Alarm Clock BBBHome FurnishingClocks

ALF Talking Alarm Clock
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Extreme Home Takeover" home collection. "Soothing sound! $89.99".



23ALF the Stupifying BBBAmusementMagicians

ALF the Stupifying
ALF's magician alter ego.

24ALF-catraz BBBTelevisionTV Shows

ALF-catraz
Joke ALF makes about being trapped in the Tanner house.

25ALF's Fat for Life Diet BBBGoodsFitness Products

ALF's Fat for Life Diet
ALF's idea for a diet fad.

26The Alien Shuffle BBBMusicSongs

The Alien Shuffle
ALF and Lynn's rap song.

27The American Laundry Federation BBBOrganizationsProfessional Organizations

The American Laundry Federation
When ALF calls the president, the operator researches "A-L-F", coming up with several organizations, including The American Laundry Federation, The Association of Lawn Fertilizers and Alabama Lunatic Fringe.

28Asparagus BBBMusicSongs

Asparagus
Song Willie writes for Bryan's play.

29The Association of Lawn Fertilizers BBBOrganizationsProfessional Organizations

The Association of Lawn Fertilizers
When ALF calls the president, the operator researches "A-L-F", coming up with several organizations, including The American Laundry Federation, The Association of Lawn Fertilizers and Alabama Lunatic Fringe.

30Backyard Blitzer BBBHome FurnishingBarbecue Products

Backyard Blitzer
Willie's grill.

31Badger Scouts BBBYouth ServicesYouth Programs

Badger Scouts
ALF version of boy scouts.

32Batu Spaceship BBBVehiclesSpacecrafts

Batu Spaceship
ALF thinks the football in Santa's truck is a toy spaceship from the planet Batu.

33Beef Ambrosia BBBMenuMenu Items

Beef Ambrosia
Name for the brisket menu item at the Big Daddy Tea Room a Go-Go, the hippie hangout in Willie's 60s dream.

34The Betty Boop Clinic BBBHealthcareDrug Rehabilitation

The Betty Boop Clinic
Rehab clinic ALF suggests for Kate's alcoholic friend, meaning the Betty Ford Clinic.

35The Betty White Clinic BBBHealthcareDrug Rehabilitation

The Betty White Clinic
Rehab clinic ALF suggests for Kate's alcoholic friend, meaning the Betty Ford Clinic.

36Big Daddy Tea Room A Go-go BBBNightlifeNightclubs

Big Daddy Tea Room A Go-go
Hippie hangout in Willie's 60s dream.

37Biscuit Ball BBBSportsSports

Biscuit Ball
ALF invents a new sport, played with biscuits.

38Boston Latrine Chemicals BBBIndustrial CompaniesChemical Companies

Boston Latrine Chemicals
Chemical company. ALF's investment strategy involves selecting companies whose names start with letters in Melmackian holidays. He picks Boston Latrine Chemicals because of the similarity to the holiday Blecch.

39Bouillabaseball BBBSportsSports

Bouillabaseball
Sport on ALF's home planet Melmac, a game played on ice using fish parts as a ball.

40Bouillabaseball Trading Cards BBBToysOther Toys

Bouillabaseball Trading Cards
Trading cards with sports figures from a sport on ALF's home planet Melmac, a game played on ice using fish parts as a ball. Each pack comes with a stick of cat-flavored gum, either Tabby or Persian.

41Broadway and 74th BBBCinemaMovies

Broadway and 74th
Film featuring ALF's favorite actress Louise Beaumont as a tap-dancing bag lady.

42The Brothers of the Peaceful Dominion BBBReligionReligious Organizations

The Brothers of the Peaceful Dominion
Monastery that ALF joins after learning that his parents were married before he was born.

43Buckley's House of Gun Powder BBBWeaponsGun Stores

Buckley's House of Gun Powder
Gun store ALF mentions - kidding, I think.

44Buckley's House of Magic BBBRetailMagic Shops

Buckley's House of Magic
Magic shop ALF order supplies from.

45Bulbo the Complaining Freak of Nature BBBAmusementEntertainment Acts

Bulbo the Complaining Freak of Nature
ALF's circus alter ego in his dream sequence about living with a grownup Lynn and her mime husband.

46Bye Bye Travel BBBTravelTravel Agencies

Bye Bye Travel
Service ALF calls to take Brian his lucky tooth for his school play.

47Calico Claws BBBMenuMenu Items

Calico Claws
Menu item at the restaurant where ALF and his friends are eating during Melmac flashback.

48The Candlelight Restaurant BBBDiningRestaurants

The Candlelight Restaurant
Restaurant where Willie and Kate went when they were younger and wrote down their hopes and dreams on the menu.

49Cat Barrel Polka BBBMusicSongs

Cat Barrel Polka
Polka song ALF mentions.

50Cat Killer BBBSportsRacehorses

Cat Killer
Name of race horse ALF bets on.

51Cat Lover's Monthly BBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Cat Lover's Monthly
One of many magazines ALF subscribes to, described as: "kind of a letdown - no recipes."

52Cat on a Hot Tin Roof BBBFood ProductsPrepackaged Meals

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
TV dinner on Melmac, mentioned during Melmac the Magnificent's appearance on The Tonight Show.

53Cat Tails BBBMenuMenu Items

Cat Tails
Menu item at the restaurant where ALF and his friends are eating during Melmac flashback.

54Celestial Ambrosia BBBMenuMenu Items

Celestial Ambrosia
Name for the tuna salad menu item at the Big Daddy Tea Room a Go-Go, the hippie hangout in Willie's 60s dream.

55Cellblock Serenade BBBCinemaMovies

Cellblock Serenade
Film featuring ALF's favorite actress Louise Beaumont.

56Channel 129 BBBCinemaTV Stations

Channel 129
Home of the TV show Video Couch.

57Channel 6 BBBTelevisionTV News

Channel 6
Local TV station.

58Channel 9 BBBCinemaTV Stations

Channel 9
Local TV station playing the movie Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho that ALF mentions wanting to watch.

59Chicago 7 Layer Cake BBBMenuMenu Items

Chicago 7 Layer Cake
Dessert menu item at the Big Daddy Tea Room a Go-Go, the hippie hangout in Willie's 60s dream.

60Chicken on the Half Shell BBBMenuMenu Items

Chicken on the Half Shell
Menu item at Mr. Jim's Chicken And Oyster, the seafood restaurant where Lynn works.

61Chili Cat BBBMenuMenu Items

Chili Cat
Menu item at the restaurant where ALF and his friends are eating during Melmac flashback.

62Club Juniper BBBNightlifeClubs

Club Juniper
Bar where Willie saw the band Whizzer Deaver and the Whizztones.

63Cosmique Cosmetics BBBPersonal CareCosmetics

Cosmique Cosmetics
Cosmetic company where ALD works in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage.

64County Zoo BBBEntertainmentZoos

County Zoo
Local zoo mentioned on police scanner when the Tanners are looking for ALF.

65Crime Stoppers BBBTelevisionTV News

Crime Stoppers
TV show that asks viewers to hunt down dangerous felons for a buck.

66Daily Chronicle BBBPeriodicalsNewspaper Chronicles

Daily Chronicle
Newspaper.

67The Days and Nights of Molly Polka BBBTelevisionTV Shows

The Days and Nights of Molly Polka
New TV show the president of NBC orders after Polka Jamboree hits #1 in the ratings thanks to ALF.

68The Democats BBBOrganizationsPolitical Parties

The Democats
Combination political party and a doo-wop group.

69Diaper Tennis BBBSportsSports

Diaper Tennis
Sport ALF creates using a diaper for a ball.

70Didey Ball BBBSportsSports

Didey Ball
Sport ALF creates using a diaper for a ball.

71Dr. Gordon Shumway BBBHealthcareDoctors

Dr. Gordon Shumway
ALF tells the pregnant woman in the elevator that he's a doctor from the Melmac Clinic in Minneapolis.

72Dr. Lawrence Dykstra BBBHealthcareTherapy

Dr. Lawrence Dykstra
Psychologist friend of Willie's that comes over to meet ALF.

73Dr. Potato Famine BBBToysAction Figures

Dr. Potato Famine
Action figure that Brian's friend Spencer's dad's secretary gave him.

74Dr. Schrock BBBHealthcareTherapy

Dr. Schrock
Psychologist, host of the radio call-in show through which ALF meets his blond friend Jody.

75Duke of the Mist Hotel BBBTravelHotels

Duke of the Mist Hotel
Niagara Falls hotel where Willie and Kate spent their honeymoon.

76El Gato Stew BBBMenuMenu Items

El Gato Stew
Menu item - the Daily stray special, at the restaurant where ALF and his friends are eating during Melmac flashback.

77Electric Sandwich Caddy BBBGoodsSporting Goods

Electric Sandwich Caddy
Invention ALF mentions, not a machine that brings you your sandwich, but a sandwich that hands you your golf clubs.

78Elvis Is Alive: I'm Really Really Sure BBBLiteratureBooks

Elvis Is Alive: I'm Really Really Sure
ALF gets a book from the Legend of the Month Club about Elvis Presley entitled Elvis is Alive: I'm Really Really Sure. As a result of reading this book, ALF feels certain that Aaron King, a man that recently moved to the neighborhood is actually Elvis Presley in disguise.

79Emilio's BBBDiningRestaurants

Emilio's
Willie reserves a table for he and Kate on Valentine's Day.

80Eric in Charge BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Eric in Charge
New name for Charles in Charge after baby Eric replaces him.

81Evening Lobster BBBPersonal CareCosmetics

Evening Lobster
Terry Faith Cosmetic product.

82Extreme Home Takeover BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Extreme Home Takeover
Joke ALF makes about his new home furnishings product line.



83Eye on the Town BBBTelevisionTV News

Eye on the Town
News show that airs a news story titled "The Japanese Trade Imbalance: What do women in bikinis think about it"

84Feline and Fries BBBMenuFries

Feline and Fries
Menu item served with or without gravy at the restaurant where ALF and his friends are eating during Melmac flashback.

85Fish Whiz BBBFood ProductsCheese

Fish Whiz
Snack food product ALF mentions, apparently similar to Cheez Whiz, but made with fish instead of cheese.

86Five Steves Pest Removal BBBMaintenance ServicesPest Control Services

Five Steves Pest Removal
Cover van for the Alien Task Force.

87Footlight Fancies BBBCinemaMovies

Footlight Fancies
Film featuring ALF's favorite actress Louise Beaumont as an aging vamp.

88Franklin Elementary School BBBEducationElementary Schools

Franklin Elementary School
Brian's school.

89Franklin Elementary School Science Carni... BBBAmusementCarnivals

Franklin Elementary School Science Carnival
Science fair with clowns, for which Brian makes a model of the solar system.

90Frederick's of Sri Lanka BBBApparelClothing Stores

Frederick's of Sri Lanka
Joke ALF makes about Willlie's shirt in a photo of him in the 60s.

91Fruit Hammers BBBFood ProductsChips and Crackers

Fruit Hammers
Snack food Kate mentions.

92Funny Satellite Radio Network BBBRadioRadio Stations

Funny Satellite Radio Network
Satellite radio network hosting ALF's new radio show. ALF says he's going head to head with Howard Stern. It's called "Funny" because Howard is on "Sirius"



93Furry Watch BBBApparelTimepieces

Furry Watch
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network. "Patented in Mongolia".



94G-Men / DoorsBBBMusicMusicians

G-Men / Doors
Lynn's crush's band - he says they were G-Men, but then found out somebody else had the name already, so they changed it to Doors.

95Gerbil Hockey BBBSportsSports

Gerbil Hockey
One of ALF's strange sports. Willie: "Well, sure, who else is going to teach him About bouillabaseball, and pasta polo, And other sports involving the hurling Of inappropriate objects? Like gerbil hockey?"

96Ghost-o-gram BBBServicesMiscellaneous Services

Ghost-o-gram
Joke ALF makes about his guardian angel.

97Giggles BBBNightlifeComedy Clubs

Giggles
Comedy nightclub.

98Good Soul BBBPersonal CareCosmetics

Good Soul
Cosmetic product sold by ALF's cosmetic company Cosmique Cosmetics in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage.

99Gordon Shumway, Image Consultant BBBServicesConsultants

Gordon Shumway, Image Consultant
ALF's business venture.

100Guacamole Skin Toner BBBPersonal CareCosmetics

Guacamole Skin Toner
Terry Faith Cosmetic product.

101The Hardware Hamlet BBBRetailHardware Stores

The Hardware Hamlet
ALF orders Christmas gifts for the Tanners from a catalog.

102Having Babies BBBLiteratureBooks

Having Babies
Book ALF studies up on in the elevator before helping a pregnant woman give birth.

103Heavenly Ambrosia BBBMenuMenu Items

Heavenly Ambrosia
Name for the egg salad menu item at the Big Daddy Tea Room a Go-Go, the hippie hangout in Willie's 60s dream.

104Heinz, Fines and My Dad BBBFinancial CompaniesFinancial Services

Heinz, Fines and My Dad
Brokerage house where ALF's character in Willie's 60s dream gets a job when he sells out.

105Hide Now Or Else BBBCinemaMovies

Hide Now Or Else
When ALF is told to hide now or else, he jokes, "Wasn't that a Chuck Norris film?"

106The Home Investor's Network BBBFinancial CompaniesInvestment Companies

The Home Investor's Network
Online stock market service that ALF accesses on Willie's computer.

107How to Develop Your Psychic Awareness in... BBBLiteratureInstructional Books

How to Develop Your Psychic Awareness in One Afternoon
Book ALF orders.

108The Humongous BBBMenuMenu Items

The Humongous
Name for a very large pizza at Mike's Pizza Barge.

109Jackrabbit Courier BBBServicesShipping and Storage

Jackrabbit Courier
Delivery service.

110Jackrabbit Delivery Service BBBServicesShipping and Storage

Jackrabbit Delivery Service
Service ALF calls to take Brian his lucky tooth for his school play.

111Jupiter Guys BBBCinemaMovies

Jupiter Guys
Movie set dressing guy is making that wants to buy or rent ALF's spaceship to use as prop in the movie.

112Klaneball BBBSportsSports

Klaneball
Sport on Melmac. Just like ice hockey, except ithere's no skating or puck, just hitting each other with sticks.

113KLVZ BBBRadioRadio Stations

KLVZ
Local radio station ALF calls trying to win a Porsche.

114Lady Brings the Blues BBBCinemaMovies

Lady Brings the Blues
Joke ALF makes about Kate's mother - what they should call the movie of her life.

115Legend of the Month Club BBBRetailBookstores

Legend of the Month Club
ALF gets a book from the Legend of the Month Club about Elvis Presley entitled Elvis is Alive: I'm Really Really Sure. As a result of reading this book, ALF feels certain that Aaron King, a man that recently moved to the neighborhood is actually Elvis Presley in disguise.

116The Lenny Scott Show BBBTelevisionTV Shows-Talk Shows

The Lenny Scott Show
Local TV talk show known for having kooks and weirdos that Mrs. Ochmonek goes after seeing ALF in the Tanners' backyard.

117M.G.M.-Lynn Studios BBBMedia CompaniesFilm Production Companies

M.G.M.-Lynn Studios
New name for MGM after Lynn takes over in ALF's comedy career dream sequence.

118Malibu Nudist Chapel BBBReligionChurches

Malibu Nudist Chapel
The only church that's available for Kate's mother's wedding, so they decide to have the wedding at the Tanner's house.

119McConnell's Tree Farm BBBRetailStores

McConnell's Tree Farm
Christmas tree farm Willie and ALF are looking for when they get lost in the woods.

120Meat Whiz BBBFood ProductsMeat

Meat Whiz
Snack food product ALF mentions, apparently similar to Cheez Whiz, but made with meat instead of cheese.

121The Melmac Clinic BBBHealthcareHospitals

The Melmac Clinic
ALF tells the pregnant woman in the elevator that he's a doctor from the Melmac Clinic in Minneapolis.

122Melmac the Magnificent BBBServicesPsychic Services

Melmac the Magnificent
ALF's version of Carnac the Magnificent when he wears Johnny's turban on the Tonight Show.

123Melmackian Babe Magnet BBBTelevisionTV Shows-Reality

Melmackian Babe Magnet
New TV reality show starring ALF. ALF is in the process of casting for babes, and for magnets.

124Melmackian National Library BBBEntertainmentLibraries

Melmackian National Library
Joke ALF makes - Did you hear about the Melmackian National Library burned down? They lost both books.

125Mike's Pizza Barge BBBDiningPizza Parlors

Mike's Pizza Barge
Pizza parlor from various episodes.

126Minnie Tells Mickey that Roger Rabbit Di... BBBCinemaMovies

Minnie Tells Mickey that Roger Rabbit Died
Movie mentioned on the Tonight Show: "And now, back to our movie - Gene Barry, Barry Nelson, Nelson Eddy, Eddie Albert and Gotcha the Wonder Goose in: Minnie Tells Mickey that Roger Rabbit Died."

127Mino's Pizza BBBDiningPizza Parlors

Mino's Pizza
Pizza box covering up a window that ALF break in Willie's brother's apartment.

128The Miss Southland Pageant BBBEventsBeauty Pageants

The Miss Southland Pageant
ALF enters Lynn in a beauty pageant to boost her spirits.

129Mr. Jim's Chicken and Oyster BBBDiningRestaurants

Mr. Jim's Chicken and Oyster
Restaurant where Lynn works to save up enough money to buy a car.

130Mr. Jim's Dog and Cat BBBDiningRestaurants

Mr. Jim's Dog and Cat
Restaurant on Melmac that ALF mentions - The owner Mr. Jim was put in prison for substituting hamburger for Collie.

131Muck Sucking BBBSportsSports

Muck Sucking
Melmac's biggest sport, apparently very similar to croquet.

132Muenster Madness BBBFood ProductsCheese

Muenster Madness
Cheese product #37 in the cheese log issue of the a food catalog.

133National Cat Society BBBPeriodicalsMagazines

National Cat Society
Magazine ALF mentions.

134National Inquisitor BBBPeriodicalsNewspapers

National Inquisitor
ALF version of the National Enquirer from multiple episodes.

135Nauga-boo BBBHome FurnishingHousewares

Nauga-boo
Bamboo that ALF orders to decorate his room after seeing Gilligan's Island.

136Naughty Nina BBBSportsRacehorses

Naughty Nina
Name of race horse ALF bets on.

137The Nell Carter Ball BBBFood ProductsCheese

The Nell Carter Ball
Cheese product in the cheese log issue of the a food catalog.

138Nick Mintz BBBFinancial CompaniesFinancial Services

Nick Mintz
A.K.A. Nick the Fish. Grandma's bookie.

139Nudes on Ice BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Nudes on Ice
Show ALF mentions.

140The Octoplex BBBEntertainmentMovie Theaters

The Octoplex
Movie theatre Lynn mentions.

141One World to Hope For BBBTelevisionTV Shows

One World to Hope For
Kate's mother's favorite soap opera. Alf: "That's not a soap opera that's a sleeping pill."

142Out of Body Experience BBBSportsRacehorses

Out of Body Experience
Name of race horse in one of the races that ALF bets on.

143Oyster Dog BBBMenuMenu Items

Oyster Dog
Menu item at Mr. Jim's Chicken And Oyster, the seafood restaurant where Lynn works.

144Parasite Hotel [hotel] BBBTravelHotels

Parasite Hotel [hotel]
Hotel in song of the same name that ALF sings on the piano.

145Parasite Hotel [song] BBBMusicSongs

Parasite Hotel [song]
Song ALF sings on the piano.

146Pasta Polo BBBSportsSports

Pasta Polo
One of ALF's strange sports. Willie: "Well, sure, who else is going to teach him About bouillabaseball, and pasta polo, And other sports involving the hurling Of inappropriate objects? Like gerbil hockey?"

147Pecs 'R' Us BBBBeauty CareFitness Centers

Pecs 'R' Us
Friends, are you getting too fat for things you used to fit in, like your house? When you get on the scale, does it say, "Get off the elephant first"? Does your sunken chest appear on pirate treasure maps? Then come to our health club. At Pecs 'R' Us, we'll tone up your muscles While we slim down your wallet. At Pecs 'R' Us, you'll build your biceps banging on our door for a refund. Yes, friends, we've got barbells and dumbbells... Friends, if you want to join Pecs 'R' Us, come on down to our main office. How do you get there? You take the Golden State freeway to the Ventura freeway to the San Diego freeway till you come to the Slauson cut-Off. Get out of your car, cut off your Slauson, get back in your car, then drive 9 more miles to the neon sign that says "Steroids on Tap.

148Pete's House of Pets BBBPetsPet Stores

Pete's House of Pets
Store mentioned on police scanner when the Tanners are looking for ALF - site of break-in.

149Phlegm Turbo BBBVehiclesMotor Vehicles

Phlegm Turbo
Automobile ALF sold at his Phlegm dealership back on Melmac. "A classic", according to ALF.

150Polka Jamboree BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Polka Jamboree
Trevor's, and then ALF's favorite show, described by Trevor as "A Slavic soul train"

151Polka Time BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Polka Time
TV show that ALF watches.

152Polka Train BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Polka Train
New TV show the president of NBC orders after Polka Jamboree hits #1 in the ratings thanks to ALF.

153The Poltergeist Construction Company BBBConstructionConstruction Companies

The Poltergeist Construction Company
Joke potential house buyer makes when checking out the Tanner house because of all the things ALF breaks: "Who built this place? The Poltergeist Construction Company?"

154Pop's Pest Control BBBMaintenance ServicesPest Control Services

Pop's Pest Control
Company Willie calls to deal with the cockroach from Melmac.

155Preparation Shumway BBBPersonal CareCosmetics

Preparation Shumway
Cosmetic product made from ALF's carburetor sludge in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage.

156Pudding in a Shoe BBBFood ProductsCandy

Pudding in a Shoe
Snack food product on Melmac.

157The Pullet and Hullet Platter BBBMenuMenu Items

The Pullet and Hullet Platter
Menu item at Mr. Jim's Chicken And Oyster, the seafood restaurant where Lynn works.

158Rand McNally Guide to the Stars BBBLiteratureBooks

Rand McNally Guide to the Stars
Map ALF carried in the glove box of his spaceship.

159Rapmaster ALF BBBMusicRap Musicians

Rapmaster ALF
ALF's rapping political candidate musical alter ego in Kate's dream.

160The Reporter BBBPeriodicalsMagazines

The Reporter
Magazine TV star Brian reads in ALF's comedy career dream sequence.

161Rudolph and His Spinning Plates BBBAmusementEntertainment Acts

Rudolph and His Spinning Plates
ALF's opening act.

162Sam Spade Gets Spayed BBBCinemaMovies

Sam Spade Gets Spayed
ALF: "In my quest for stardom, I was screen tested for roles too numerous to mention. Ok, i'll mention them. For example I did not get the role of Obi-Wan Kenobi In the movie Star Wars. I did not get the lead in the F.D.R. Story. But I did get called back twice for the role of Eleanor. And i lost out to McGruff the crime dog for the lead in Sam Spade Gets Spayed.

163Schecter, Cosay & Klein, Investment Brok... BBBFinancial CompaniesInvestment Companies

Schecter, Cosay & Klein, Investment Brokers
ALF sells the gold plumbing from his spaceship to buy Lynn a $90,000 Ferrari, then proceeds to take it for a spin and wreck it by crashing into the Tanners' garage.

164The Second Annual Tanner Invitational Cr... BBBEventsSporting Events

The Second Annual Tanner Invitational Croquet Tournament
The Tanner family's annual tournament.

165Sendrax BBBCorporationsCompanies

Sendrax
Company that creates products with CFCs. ALF begans a letter writing campaign to get them to stop producing the CFCs which were destroying the ozone layer.

166Shana Mistress of the Universe BBBLiteratureComic Books

Shana Mistress of the Universe
ALF's favorite comic book.

167Shumway BBBCorporationsCompanies

Shumway
A new company ALF says he's going to start in order to sell his Ragweed cold cure, similar to real company Amway.

168Shumway Lip Gloss BBBPersonal CareCosmetics

Shumway Lip Gloss
Cosmetic product made from ALF's axle grease in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage.

169Shumway Number 5 BBBPersonal CareCosmetics

Shumway Number 5
Cosmetic product made from ALF's radiator fluid in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage.

170Sir Tux Formal Wear BBBApparelClothing Stores

Sir Tux Formal Wear
Company Willie calls to reserve a tux for Kate's mother's wedding.

171Skleenball BBBSportsSports

Skleenball
Sport ALF used to play back on Melmac that he attempts to recreate with Brian, in which you have to sling your anchovies into your opponent's laundry basket.

172Slimeball BBBFood ProductsMiscellaneous Food Products

Slimeball
Dessert item ALF brought with him on his spaceship. Flavors include wild cherry and slug.

173Stage Door Yanni BBBCinemaMovies

Stage Door Yanni
Film featuring ALF's favorite actress Louise Beaumont as a swedish bombshell.

174Sub-reflective Chin Buffing Paste BBBPersonal CareCosmetics

Sub-reflective Chin Buffing Paste
Terry Faith Cosmetic product.

175Sugar Shocks BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Sugar Shocks
Bryan's breakfast cereal.

176Talequoits BBBSportsSports

Talequoits
Bowling. ALF: "Now, the secret to bowling, Or talequoits as it's known in the civilized universe, Is in the wrist action."

177Tanner Dinner Theater BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Tanner Dinner Theater
ALF puts on a play with his new ventriloquist dummy: "Starring Gordon Shumway and Paul"

178TannerLand BBBAmusementAmusement Parks

TannerLand
ALF wants to create an amusement park.

179Tasty Vittles BBBPetsPet Products

Tasty Vittles
Cat food Jody serves ALF on accident, play on Purina's Tender Vittles brand.

180Terry Faith Cosmetics BBBPersonal CareCosmetics

Terry Faith Cosmetics
Cosmetics ALF sells.

181Terry Faith Museum BBBEntertainmentMuseums

Terry Faith Museum
Terry Faith Cosmetic-themed museum.

182TerryLand BBBAmusementAmusement Parks

TerryLand
Terry Faith Cosmetic-themed park.

183Terryland Hotel BBBTravelHotels

Terryland Hotel
Terry Faith Cosmetic-themed hotel.

184Thompson Ratings BBBServicesMiscellaneous Services

Thompson Ratings
The ALF version of the Nielsen Ratings, introduced to the Tanner household.

185Throw Margaret from the Train BBBCinemaMovies

Throw Margaret from the Train
Joke ALF makes about Willie's brother's ex-wife.

186Tojunga Toxic Waste Dump BBBMaintenance ServicesWaste Management

Tojunga Toxic Waste Dump
Location visible from the airplane on the way to Rancho Estates.

187The Tree Repairman BBBServicesRepair Services

The Tree Repairman
When Willie and ALF are stuck in the woods, Willie dreams of life back home without an alien in his household, until Kate calls the Tree Repairman to fix their tree, who turns out to be ALF.

188Vegas Life BBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Vegas Life
Magazine ALF reads.

189Video Couch BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Video Couch
TV show with shrink that helps viewers cope with their problems. ALF calls in for help after burning Brian's history book in the oven, which is bad luck on Melmac, getting you a curse of 7 years of bad luck, plus 7 more years of really bad luck.

190Waxman Funeral Parlor BBBServicesFuneral Homes

Waxman Funeral Parlor
Location of Uncle Albert's funeral.

191Whisker Omelette BBBMenuMenu Items

Whisker Omelette
Menu item at the restaurant where ALF and his friends are eating during Melmac flashback.

192Whizzer Deaver and the Whizztones BBBMusicMusicians

Whizzer Deaver and the Whizztones
Band that the guy Kate's mother starts dating used to be in.

193Wiener-on-a-Stick BBBDiningHot Dogs

Wiener-on-a-Stick
ALF version of Hotdog on a Stick, where Willie picks up dinner at the mall on his way home form work.

194The Wonderful World of Terry Faith Cosme... BBBLiteratureBooks

The Wonderful World of Terry Faith Cosmetics
Guide that ALF receives in the mail when he starts selling Terry Faith Cosmetics.

195World Famous Chapel of the Bells BBBReligionChurches

World Famous Chapel of the Bells
Wedding chapel where Willie's brother and his ex-wife almost get married again.

196The X-rays BBBTelevisionTV Shows

The X-rays
TV show ALF watches.

197Zen and the Art of Acquisitions BBBLiteratureBooks

Zen and the Art of Acquisitions
The name of the last book that ALF read in the alternate reality his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage.

MAKE BELIEVE MAP
198105th MapTransit RoutesThoroughfares

105th
Address of Pete's House of Pets - 105th and decker.

199Alvin MapOuter SpacePlanets

Alvin
ALF tells Brian there are two more planets in our solar system - Dave and Alvin.

200Alvin Heights MapUrban AreasCities-Outer Space

Alvin Heights
City on the planet Alvin.

201Batu MapOuter SpacePlanets

Batu
ALF thinks the football in Santa's truck is a toy spaceship from the planet Batu.

202Bungaraya MapOuter SpacePlanets

Bungaraya
ALF asks the sick girl in the hospital room if she's from the planet Bungaraya.

203Dave MapOuter SpacePlanets

Dave
ALF claims there's a 10th planet called Dave. it's actually the minor planet called Chiron.

204Dead Man's Bluff MapNatureNatural Areas

Dead Man's Bluff
Bluff in Death Valley.

205Dead Man's Canyon MapNatureCanyons

Dead Man's Canyon
Canyon in Death Valley.

206Dead Man's Gorge MapNatureNatural Areas

Dead Man's Gorge
Gorge in Death Valley.

207Dead Man's Rock MapNatureNatural Areas

Dead Man's Rock
Rock in Death Valley.

208Decker MapTransit RoutesThoroughfares

Decker
Address of Pete's House of Pets - 105th and decker.

209Detroit MapUrban AreasCities

Detroit
City on Melmac infested with blood sucking maggots called Jeffees.

210Devil's Island MapGeographic AreasIslands

Devil's Island
Island mentioned on Kate's mother favorite soap opera One World to Hope For.

211Donald MapOuter SpacePlanets

Donald
Joke Willie makes about the names of the two additional planets in our solar system - Mickey and Donald. Their names are actually Alvin and Dave.

212The Great Tanner Reef MapWaterBodies of Water

The Great Tanner Reef
After watching Gilligan's Island, ALF builds a lagoon, which Willie calls The Great Tanner Reef.

213Griphard MapOuter SpacePlanets

Griphard
Planet, location of Mt. Hoppy, a flat mountain ALF says he walked/climbed on the planet Griphard.

214Hemdale Street MapTransit RoutesStreets

Hemdale Street
The Tanner family's address.

215Hicks Street MapTransit RoutesStreets

Hicks Street
Jake's crush's address.

216Jaffe Town MapUrban AreasCities

Jaffe Town
New name for the city of Detroit on Melmac after it was infested with Jeffees.

217Julio Street MapTransit RoutesStreets

Julio Street
Street mentioned on police scanner when the Tanners are looking for ALF - location of a treed cat.

218Juniper Street MapTransit RoutesStreets

Juniper Street
Address of Club Juniper, bar where Willie saw the band Whizzer Deaver and the Whizztones.

219K-171 / Neesback MapOuter SpacePlanets

K-171 / Neesback
Planet. ALF: "There's no intelligent life on Neesback"

220Melmac [planet]MapOuter SpacePlanets

Melmac [planet]
The name of ALF's home planet, and also what it was made out of.

221Mickey MapOuter SpacePlanets

Mickey
Joke Willie makes about the names of the two additional planets in our solar system - Mickey and Donald. Their names are actually Alvin and Dave.

222Mt. Hoppy MapNatureMountains

Mt. Hoppy
Flat mountain ALF says he walked/climbed on the planet Griphard.

223Navajo Meadows MapResidential CommunitiesApartment and Condos

Navajo Meadows
Timeshare condominiums. ALF invites salesman over to the Tanner house to give their presentation.

224Odor City MapUrban AreasCities-Joke

Odor City
Joke ALF makes about Lynn's clog-dancing, saying she stinks.

225Rancho Estates MapUrban AreasNeighborhoods

Rancho Estates
Timeshare property where the Tanners and the Ochmoneks go for the weekend. Where "Every day is a good day."

226Spud MapOuter SpacePlanets

Spud
Joke TV talk show host Lenny Scott makes about the alien that Mrs. Ochmonek claims to have seen, and then recreates out of mashed potatoes a la Close Encounters: "Must be from the planet Spud."

227Sunset Villa MapResidential CommunitiesRetirement Communities

Sunset Villa
Retirement home where ALF's favorite actress Louise Beaumont resides, the woman Eleanor Roosevelt once called, "Tthe sexiest woman alive"

228Walcoba Canyon MapNatureCanyons

Walcoba Canyon
Canyon in Death Valley where Willie and ALF go looking for Willie's ancestor's buried gold.

229Waverly Place MapTransit RoutesAvenues

Waverly Place
Kate leaves new baby Eric with ALF when she goes out to show a house on Waverly Place.

230Widow-maker Falls MapWaterBodies of Water

Widow-maker Falls
Waterfall ALF mentions.

231Xerxes 4 MapOuter SpacePlanets

Xerxes 4
Planet. When ALF reads a National Inquisitor article about Amazon women on Alpha Centauri, he writes a letter to let them know that they're actually another planet called Xerxes 4.

OTHER
232The 2-Layer Pineapple Surprise Cake in a... OtherMiscellaneousMagic Tricks

The 2-Layer Pineapple Surprise Cake in a Sun Hat Trick
Magic trick ALF attempts using Kate's sun hat.

233ALF OtherQuotesQuotes

ALF
ALF: I was born on the 28th of Nathinganger.

234ALF's assistant's name. OtherTriviaName Game

ALF's assistant's name.
Christina
Britney
Jessica




235Bachelor Living Badge OtherRecognitionAwards

Bachelor Living Badge
One of Brian's Badger Scout badges.

236Bod of the Month OtherRecognitionAwards

Bod of the Month
Award ALF received at his health club bank on Melmac, what would be known as a bakery here on earth.

237Cats Benedict OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Cats Benedict
Melmackian dish that ALF mentions.

238Chocolate Ragweed OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Chocolate Ragweed
Dish ALF eats when he's sick with a cold, served with Pesto.

239Chocolate Turkey OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Chocolate Turkey
Dish ALF eats when he's sick with a cold.

240Cream of Pizza Soup OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Cream of Pizza Soup
Dish Kate makes for ALF when he's sick with a cold.

241Cuckoo of the Week Award OtherRecognitionAwards

Cuckoo of the Week Award
Award TV talk show host Lenny Scott gives out on his show.

242The Dreaded Melmackian Hiccups OtherMedical ConditionsConditions

The Dreaded Melmackian Hiccups
Condition that overtakes ALF on the eve of Kate's mother's wedding.

243Everything with Everything on It OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Everything with Everything on It
ALF's favorite meal.

244Jaffee OtherLiving ThingsAnimals

Jaffee
Blood sucking maggots on Melmac that take the shape of their host. Presumably named after executive in charge of production James M. Jaffee.

245June Bug Flambe OtherRecipesFood Recipes

June Bug Flambe
Dish ALF ends up with after attempting to cook june bug scaloppine.

246June Bug Scaloppine OtherRecipesFood Recipes

June Bug Scaloppine
Dish ALF attempts to cook.

247Man of the Century OtherRecognitionAwards

Man of the Century
Award ALF wins in Willie's dream.

248Melmac Cockroach OtherLiving ThingsAnimals

Melmac Cockroach
Insect that stows away on ALF's spaceship and grows larger when it encounters bug spray.

249Melmac [substance]OtherMatterSubstances

Melmac [substance]
The substance that the planet Melmac is made out of.

250Operation Sam Scam OtherPlansOperations

Operation Sam Scam
ALF's plan to get revenge on the mechanic that ripped Willie off.

251Orbit Gnats OtherLiving ThingsAnimals

Orbit Gnats
Alien insects ALF and Willie discuss - creatures that turn into crispy critters when they fly to close to ALF's ship heat shield.

252Sloppy Joes and Fiberglass OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Sloppy Joes and Fiberglass
ALF makes breakfast for the Tanners to get on Santa's nice list.

253Untitled OtherThemesGray Eagle


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254Venus Flytrap OtherLiving ThingsPlants

Venus Flytrap
Plant from Venus that ALF mentions, quite different from the Earth variety.

255Wernick OtherMoneyCurrency

Wernick
Melmackian currency, 1 wernick is worth about $10 on Melmac.


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