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| ALF TV Series 1986. Created by Paul Fusco and Tom Patchett. Starring Paul Fusco, Max Wright, Anne Schedeen, Andrea Elson and Benji Gregory. | |||
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| 1 | 230-something  | Television | TV Shows | ||
230-something Theoretical TV show ALF thinks he could star in if he went public: "I might even get my own tv show, A poignant drama about my generation." | |||||
| 2 | 30-Minute Workout | Television | TV Shows | ||
30-Minute Workout Morning TV exercise show Lynn and Trevor watch. | |||||
| 3 | The Adventures of the Tanner Family | Television | TV Shows | ||
The Adventures of the Tanner Family TV show that the folks trapped on Gilligan's Island watch. | |||||
| 4 | Alabama Lunatic Fringe | Organizations | Activist Groups | ||
Alabama Lunatic Fringe When ALF calls the president, the operator researches "A-L-F", coming up with several organizations, including The American Laundry Federation, The Association of Lawn Fertilizers and Alabama Lunatic Fringe. | |||||
| 5 | Alan Thicke's World of Ants | Goods | Office Products | ||
Alan Thicke's World of Ants Calendar Willie and Lynn give to ALF during his ant farm phase. | |||||
| 6 | ALF 1000  | Technology Products | Communication Devices | ||
ALF 1000 Mobile phone product ALF is selling. ALF: "The ALF is for me, and the 1000 is what you'll be forking over to get one." Comes with your choice of cat skins, including Calico and Siamese, a free cutlery set and ringtones, including ALF fart tones and ALF burp tones. Burp tones are ALF burping the name of your city. Extra cost for city names with a lot of syllables or starting with the letter Q.  | |||||
| 7 | ALF Bed Tent | Home Furnishing | Bedding | ||
ALF Bed Tent Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Extreme Home Takeover" home collection. "Perfect for Camp-ins. $159.99".  | |||||
| 8 | ALF Board Game | Toys | Tabletop Games | ||
ALF Board Game Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network.  | |||||
| 9 | ALF Bobblehead | Toys | Action Figures | ||
ALF Bobblehead Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network.  | |||||
| 10 | ALF Comforter | Home Furnishing | Bedding | ||
ALF Comforter Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Extreme Home Takeover" home collection. "98% fur, 2% yogurt - just like ALF $79.99".  | |||||
| 11 | ALF Cookie Jar  | Home Furnishing | Kitchen Products | ||
ALF Cookie Jar Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Extreme Home Takeover" home collection. "Perfect for earthworms, kittens and other savory snacks, or if you're vegetarian - cookies".  | |||||
| 12 | ALF Curtains | Home Furnishing | Furniture | ||
ALF Curtains Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Extreme Home Takeover" home collection. "Stop peeping toms! $129.99. Actual reproductions of department store knock-offs".  | |||||
| 13 | ALF Electric Toothbrush | Personal Care | Dental Products | ||
ALF Electric Toothbrush Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network featuring "cat whisker bristles, new and pre-owned models available".  | |||||
| 14 | ALF Funny Satellite Radio Show | Radio | Radio Programs | ||
ALF Funny Satellite Radio Show ALF's new satellite radio show, which he claims is being broadcast from an actual satellite, though it later revealed to be a sound stage.  | |||||
| 15 | ALF Inflatable Doll | Toys | Dolls | ||
ALF Inflatable Doll Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Just like the real thing - ALF used one on Melmac to drive in the carpool lane".  | |||||
| 16 | ALF Lunchbox | Toys | Lunchboxes | ||
ALF Lunchbox Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network.  | |||||
| 17 | ALF Mayonnaise | Food Products | Condiments | ||
ALF Mayonnaise Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network - mentioned by woman who calls in to the show.  | |||||
| 18 | ALF Mobisodes | Television | TV Shows | ||
ALF Mobisodes Quick 30 second - 17 seconds without commercials - ALF video webisodes available online, consisting of recycled footage from ALF's TV show that ALF is selling. | |||||
| 19 | ALF Plush Doll | Toys | Dolls | ||
ALF Plush Doll Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network.  | |||||
| 20 | ALF Push Button Phone | Technology Products | Communication Devices | ||
ALF Push Button Phone Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network. "Call your friends collect $49.99".  | |||||
| 21 | ALF Shopping Network | Television | TV Shows | ||
ALF Shopping Network There are short skits with ALF hosting a home shopping channel dedicated to selling ALF-themed merchandise. 888-555-4ALF.  | |||||
| 22 | ALF Talking Alarm Clock | Home Furnishing | Clocks | ||
ALF Talking Alarm Clock Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Extreme Home Takeover" home collection. "Soothing sound! $89.99".  | |||||
| 23 | ALF the Stupifying | Amusement | Magicians | ||
ALF the Stupifying ALF's magician alter ego. | |||||
| 24 | ALF-catraz | Television | TV Shows | ||
ALF-catraz Joke ALF makes about being trapped in the Tanner house. | |||||
| 25 | ALF's Fat for Life Diet | Goods | Fitness Products | ||
ALF's Fat for Life Diet ALF's idea for a diet fad. | |||||
| 26 | The Alien Shuffle | Music | Songs | ||
The Alien Shuffle ALF and Lynn's rap song. | |||||
| 27 | The American Laundry Federation | Organizations | Professional Organizations | ||
The American Laundry Federation When ALF calls the president, the operator researches "A-L-F", coming up with several organizations, including The American Laundry Federation, The Association of Lawn Fertilizers and Alabama Lunatic Fringe. | |||||
| 28 | Asparagus | Music | Songs | ||
Asparagus Song Willie writes for Bryan's play. | |||||
| 29 | The Association of Lawn Fertilizers | Organizations | Professional Organizations | ||
The Association of Lawn Fertilizers When ALF calls the president, the operator researches "A-L-F", coming up with several organizations, including The American Laundry Federation, The Association of Lawn Fertilizers and Alabama Lunatic Fringe. | |||||
| 30 | Backyard Blitzer | Home Furnishing | Barbecue Products | ||
Backyard Blitzer Willie's grill. | |||||
| 31 | Badger Scouts | Youth Services | Youth Programs | ||
Badger Scouts ALF version of boy scouts. | |||||
| 32 | Batu Spaceship | Vehicles | Spacecrafts | ||
Batu Spaceship ALF thinks the football in Santa's truck is a toy spaceship from the planet Batu. | |||||
| 33 | Beef Ambrosia | Menu | Menu Items | ||
Beef Ambrosia Name for the brisket menu item at the Big Daddy Tea Room a Go-Go, the hippie hangout in Willie's 60s dream. | |||||
| 34 | The Betty Boop Clinic | Healthcare | Drug Rehabilitation | ||
The Betty Boop Clinic Rehab clinic ALF suggests for Kate's alcoholic friend, meaning the Betty Ford Clinic. | |||||
| 35 | The Betty White Clinic | Healthcare | Drug Rehabilitation | ||
The Betty White Clinic Rehab clinic ALF suggests for Kate's alcoholic friend, meaning the Betty Ford Clinic. | |||||
| 36 | Big Daddy Tea Room A Go-go | Nightlife | Nightclubs | ||
Big Daddy Tea Room A Go-go Hippie hangout in Willie's 60s dream. | |||||
| 37 | Biscuit Ball | Sports | Sports | ||
Biscuit Ball ALF invents a new sport, played with biscuits. | |||||
| 38 | Boston Latrine Chemicals | Industrial Companies | Chemical Companies | ||
Boston Latrine Chemicals Chemical company. ALF's investment strategy involves selecting companies whose names start with letters in Melmackian holidays. He picks Boston Latrine Chemicals because of the similarity to the holiday Blecch. | |||||
| 39 | Bouillabaseball | Sports | Sports | ||
Bouillabaseball Sport on ALF's home planet Melmac, a game played on ice using fish parts as a ball. | |||||
| 40 | Bouillabaseball Trading Cards | Toys | Other Toys | ||
Bouillabaseball Trading Cards Trading cards with sports figures from a sport on ALF's home planet Melmac, a game played on ice using fish parts as a ball. Each pack comes with a stick of cat-flavored gum, either Tabby or Persian. | |||||
| 41 | Broadway and 74th | Cinema | Movies | ||
Broadway and 74th Film featuring ALF's favorite actress Louise Beaumont as a tap-dancing bag lady. | |||||
| 42 | The Brothers of the Peaceful Dominion | Religion | Religious Organizations | ||
The Brothers of the Peaceful Dominion Monastery that ALF joins after learning that his parents were married before he was born. | |||||
| 43 | Buckley's House of Gun Powder | Weapons | Gun Stores | ||
Buckley's House of Gun Powder Gun store ALF mentions - kidding, I think. | |||||
| 44 | Buckley's House of Magic | Retail | Magic Shops | ||
Buckley's House of Magic Magic shop ALF order supplies from. | |||||
| 45 | Bulbo the Complaining Freak of Nature | Amusement | Entertainment Acts | ||
Bulbo the Complaining Freak of Nature ALF's circus alter ego in his dream sequence about living with a grownup Lynn and her mime husband. | |||||
| 46 | Bye Bye Travel | Travel | Travel Agencies | ||
Bye Bye Travel Service ALF calls to take Brian his lucky tooth for his school play. | |||||
| 47 | Calico Claws | Menu | Menu Items | ||
Calico Claws Menu item at the restaurant where ALF and his friends are eating during Melmac flashback. | |||||
| 48 | The Candlelight Restaurant | Dining | Restaurants | ||
The Candlelight Restaurant Restaurant where Willie and Kate went when they were younger and wrote down their hopes and dreams on the menu. | |||||
| 49 | Cat Barrel Polka | Music | Songs | ||
Cat Barrel Polka Polka song ALF mentions. | |||||
| 50 | Cat Killer | Sports | Racehorses | ||
Cat Killer Name of race horse ALF bets on. | |||||
| 51 | Cat Lover's Monthly | Periodicals | Magazines | ||
Cat Lover's Monthly One of many magazines ALF subscribes to, described as: "kind of a letdown - no recipes." | |||||
| 52 | Cat on a Hot Tin Roof | Food Products | Prepackaged Meals | ||
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof TV dinner on Melmac, mentioned during Melmac the Magnificent's appearance on The Tonight Show. | |||||
| 53 | Cat Tails | Menu | Menu Items | ||
Cat Tails Menu item at the restaurant where ALF and his friends are eating during Melmac flashback. | |||||
| 54 | Celestial Ambrosia | Menu | Menu Items | ||
Celestial Ambrosia Name for the tuna salad menu item at the Big Daddy Tea Room a Go-Go, the hippie hangout in Willie's 60s dream. | |||||
| 55 | Cellblock Serenade | Cinema | Movies | ||
Cellblock Serenade Film featuring ALF's favorite actress Louise Beaumont. | |||||
| 56 | Channel 129 | Cinema | TV Stations | ||
Channel 129 Home of the TV show Video Couch. | |||||
| 57 | Channel 6 | Television | TV News | ||
Channel 6 Local TV station. | |||||
| 58 | Channel 9 | Cinema | TV Stations | ||
Channel 9 Local TV station playing the movie Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho that ALF mentions wanting to watch. | |||||
| 59 | Chicago 7 Layer Cake | Menu | Menu Items | ||
Chicago 7 Layer Cake Dessert menu item at the Big Daddy Tea Room a Go-Go, the hippie hangout in Willie's 60s dream. | |||||
| 60 | Chicken on the Half Shell | Menu | Menu Items | ||
Chicken on the Half Shell Menu item at Mr. Jim's Chicken And Oyster, the seafood restaurant where Lynn works. | |||||
| 61 | Chili Cat | Menu | Menu Items | ||
Chili Cat Menu item at the restaurant where ALF and his friends are eating during Melmac flashback. | |||||
| 62 | Club Juniper | Nightlife | Clubs | ||
Club Juniper Bar where Willie saw the band Whizzer Deaver and the Whizztones. | |||||
| 63 | Cosmique Cosmetics | Personal Care | Cosmetics | ||
Cosmique Cosmetics Cosmetic company where ALD works in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage. | |||||
| 64 | County Zoo | Entertainment | Zoos | ||
County Zoo Local zoo mentioned on police scanner when the Tanners are looking for ALF. | |||||
| 65 | Crime Stoppers | Television | TV News | ||
Crime Stoppers TV show that asks viewers to hunt down dangerous felons for a buck. | |||||
| 66 | Daily Chronicle | Periodicals | Newspaper Chronicles | ||
Daily Chronicle Newspaper. | |||||
| 67 | The Days and Nights of Molly Polka | Television | TV Shows | ||
The Days and Nights of Molly Polka New TV show the president of NBC orders after Polka Jamboree hits #1 in the ratings thanks to ALF. | |||||
| 68 | The Democats | Organizations | Political Parties | ||
The Democats Combination political party and a doo-wop group. | |||||
| 69 | Diaper Tennis | Sports | Sports | ||
Diaper Tennis Sport ALF creates using a diaper for a ball. | |||||
| 70 | Didey Ball | Sports | Sports | ||
Didey Ball Sport ALF creates using a diaper for a ball. | |||||
| 71 | Dr. Gordon Shumway | Healthcare | Doctors | ||
Dr. Gordon Shumway ALF tells the pregnant woman in the elevator that he's a doctor from the Melmac Clinic in Minneapolis. | |||||
| 72 | Dr. Lawrence Dykstra | Healthcare | Therapy | ||
Dr. Lawrence Dykstra Psychologist friend of Willie's that comes over to meet ALF. | |||||
| 73 | Dr. Potato Famine | Toys | Action Figures | ||
Dr. Potato Famine Action figure that Brian's friend Spencer's dad's secretary gave him. | |||||
| 74 | Dr. Schrock | Healthcare | Therapy | ||
Dr. Schrock Psychologist, host of the radio call-in show through which ALF meets his blond friend Jody. | |||||
| 75 | Duke of the Mist Hotel | Travel | Hotels | ||
Duke of the Mist Hotel Niagara Falls hotel where Willie and Kate spent their honeymoon. | |||||
| 76 | El Gato Stew | Menu | Menu Items | ||
El Gato Stew Menu item - the Daily stray special, at the restaurant where ALF and his friends are eating during Melmac flashback. | |||||
| 77 | Electric Sandwich Caddy | Goods | Sporting Goods | ||
Electric Sandwich Caddy Invention ALF mentions, not a machine that brings you your sandwich, but a sandwich that hands you your golf clubs. | |||||
| 78 | Elvis Is Alive: I'm Really Really Sure | Literature | Books | ||
Elvis Is Alive: I'm Really Really Sure ALF gets a book from the Legend of the Month Club about Elvis Presley entitled Elvis is Alive: I'm Really Really Sure. As a result of reading this book, ALF feels certain that Aaron King, a man that recently moved to the neighborhood is actually Elvis Presley in disguise. | |||||
| 79 | Emilio's | Dining | Restaurants | ||
Emilio's Willie reserves a table for he and Kate on Valentine's Day. | |||||
| 80 | Eric in Charge | Television | TV Shows | ||
Eric in Charge New name for Charles in Charge after baby Eric replaces him. | |||||
| 81 | Evening Lobster | Personal Care | Cosmetics | ||
Evening Lobster Terry Faith Cosmetic product. | |||||
| 82 | Extreme Home Takeover | Television | TV Shows | ||
Extreme Home Takeover Joke ALF makes about his new home furnishings product line.  | |||||
| 83 | Eye on the Town | Television | TV News | ||
Eye on the Town News show that airs a news story titled "The Japanese Trade Imbalance: What do women in bikinis think about it" | |||||
| 84 | Feline and Fries | Menu | Fries | ||
Feline and Fries Menu item served with or without gravy at the restaurant where ALF and his friends are eating during Melmac flashback. | |||||
| 85 | Fish Whiz | Food Products | Cheese | ||
Fish Whiz Snack food product ALF mentions, apparently similar to Cheez Whiz, but made with fish instead of cheese. | |||||
| 86 | Five Steves Pest Removal | Maintenance Services | Pest Control Services | ||
Five Steves Pest Removal Cover van for the Alien Task Force. | |||||
| 87 | Footlight Fancies | Cinema | Movies | ||
Footlight Fancies Film featuring ALF's favorite actress Louise Beaumont as an aging vamp. | |||||
| 88 | Franklin Elementary School | Education | Elementary Schools | ||
Franklin Elementary School Brian's school. | |||||
| 89 | Franklin Elementary School Science Carni... | Amusement | Carnivals | ||
Franklin Elementary School Science Carnival Science fair with clowns, for which Brian makes a model of the solar system. | |||||
| 90 | Frederick's of Sri Lanka | Apparel | Clothing Stores | ||
Frederick's of Sri Lanka Joke ALF makes about Willlie's shirt in a photo of him in the 60s. | |||||
| 91 | Fruit Hammers | Food Products | Chips and Crackers | ||
Fruit Hammers Snack food Kate mentions. | |||||
| 92 | Funny Satellite Radio Network | Radio | Radio Stations | ||
Funny Satellite Radio Network Satellite radio network hosting ALF's new radio show. ALF says he's going head to head with Howard Stern. It's called "Funny" because Howard is on "Sirius"  | |||||
| 93 | Furry Watch | Apparel | Timepieces | ||
Furry Watch Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network. "Patented in Mongolia".  | |||||
| 94 | G-Men / Doors | Music | Musicians | ||
G-Men / Doors Lynn's crush's band - he says they were G-Men, but then found out somebody else had the name already, so they changed it to Doors. | |||||
| 95 | Gerbil Hockey | Sports | Sports | ||
Gerbil Hockey One of ALF's strange sports. Willie: "Well, sure, who else is going to teach him About bouillabaseball, and pasta polo, And other sports involving the hurling Of inappropriate objects? Like gerbil hockey?" | |||||
| 96 | Ghost-o-gram | Services | Miscellaneous Services | ||
Ghost-o-gram Joke ALF makes about his guardian angel. | |||||
| 97 | Giggles | Nightlife | Comedy Clubs | ||
Giggles Comedy nightclub. | |||||
| 98 | Good Soul | Personal Care | Cosmetics | ||
Good Soul Cosmetic product sold by ALF's cosmetic company Cosmique Cosmetics in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage. | |||||
| 99 | Gordon Shumway, Image Consultant | Services | Consultants | ||
Gordon Shumway, Image Consultant ALF's business venture. | |||||
| 100 | Guacamole Skin Toner | Personal Care | Cosmetics | ||
Guacamole Skin Toner Terry Faith Cosmetic product. | |||||
| 101 | The Hardware Hamlet | Retail | Hardware Stores | ||
The Hardware Hamlet ALF orders Christmas gifts for the Tanners from a catalog. | |||||
| 102 | Having Babies | Literature | Books | ||
Having Babies Book ALF studies up on in the elevator before helping a pregnant woman give birth. | |||||
| 103 | Heavenly Ambrosia | Menu | Menu Items | ||
Heavenly Ambrosia Name for the egg salad menu item at the Big Daddy Tea Room a Go-Go, the hippie hangout in Willie's 60s dream. | |||||
| 104 | Heinz, Fines and My Dad | Financial Companies | Financial Services | ||
Heinz, Fines and My Dad Brokerage house where ALF's character in Willie's 60s dream gets a job when he sells out. | |||||
| 105 | Hide Now Or Else | Cinema | Movies | ||
Hide Now Or Else When ALF is told to hide now or else, he jokes, "Wasn't that a Chuck Norris film?" | |||||
| 106 | The Home Investor's Network | Financial Companies | Investment Companies | ||
The Home Investor's Network Online stock market service that ALF accesses on Willie's computer. | |||||
| 107 | How to Develop Your Psychic Awareness in... | Literature | Instructional Books | ||
How to Develop Your Psychic Awareness in One Afternoon Book ALF orders. | |||||
| 108 | The Humongous | Menu | Menu Items | ||
The Humongous Name for a very large pizza at Mike's Pizza Barge. | |||||
| 109 | Jackrabbit Courier | Services | Shipping and Storage | ||
Jackrabbit Courier Delivery service. | |||||
| 110 | Jackrabbit Delivery Service | Services | Shipping and Storage | ||
Jackrabbit Delivery Service Service ALF calls to take Brian his lucky tooth for his school play. | |||||
| 111 | Jupiter Guys | Cinema | Movies | ||
Jupiter Guys Movie set dressing guy is making that wants to buy or rent ALF's spaceship to use as prop in the movie. | |||||
| 112 | Klaneball | Sports | Sports | ||
Klaneball Sport on Melmac. Just like ice hockey, except ithere's no skating or puck, just hitting each other with sticks. | |||||
| 113 | KLVZ | Radio | Radio Stations | ||
KLVZ Local radio station ALF calls trying to win a Porsche. | |||||
| 114 | Lady Brings the Blues | Cinema | Movies | ||
Lady Brings the Blues Joke ALF makes about Kate's mother - what they should call the movie of her life. | |||||
| 115 | Legend of the Month Club | Retail | Bookstores | ||
Legend of the Month Club ALF gets a book from the Legend of the Month Club about Elvis Presley entitled Elvis is Alive: I'm Really Really Sure. As a result of reading this book, ALF feels certain that Aaron King, a man that recently moved to the neighborhood is actually Elvis Presley in disguise. | |||||
| 116 | The Lenny Scott Show | Television | TV Shows-Talk Shows | ||
The Lenny Scott Show Local TV talk show known for having kooks and weirdos that Mrs. Ochmonek goes after seeing ALF in the Tanners' backyard. | |||||
| 117 | M.G.M.-Lynn Studios | Media Companies | Film Production Companies | ||
M.G.M.-Lynn Studios New name for MGM after Lynn takes over in ALF's comedy career dream sequence. | |||||
| 118 | Malibu Nudist Chapel | Religion | Churches | ||
Malibu Nudist Chapel The only church that's available for Kate's mother's wedding, so they decide to have the wedding at the Tanner's house. | |||||
| 119 | McConnell's Tree Farm | Retail | Stores | ||
McConnell's Tree Farm Christmas tree farm Willie and ALF are looking for when they get lost in the woods. | |||||
| 120 | Meat Whiz | Food Products | Meat | ||
Meat Whiz Snack food product ALF mentions, apparently similar to Cheez Whiz, but made with meat instead of cheese. | |||||
| 121 | The Melmac Clinic | Healthcare | Hospitals | ||
The Melmac Clinic ALF tells the pregnant woman in the elevator that he's a doctor from the Melmac Clinic in Minneapolis. | |||||
| 122 | Melmac the Magnificent | Services | Psychic Services | ||
Melmac the Magnificent ALF's version of Carnac the Magnificent when he wears Johnny's turban on the Tonight Show. | |||||
| 123 | Melmackian Babe Magnet | Television | TV Shows-Reality | ||
Melmackian Babe Magnet New TV reality show starring ALF. ALF is in the process of casting for babes, and for magnets. | |||||
| 124 | Melmackian National Library | Entertainment | Libraries | ||
Melmackian National Library Joke ALF makes - Did you hear about the Melmackian National Library burned down? They lost both books. | |||||
| 125 | Mike's Pizza Barge | Dining | Pizza Parlors | ||
Mike's Pizza Barge Pizza parlor from various episodes. | |||||
| 126 | Minnie Tells Mickey that Roger Rabbit Di... | Cinema | Movies | ||
Minnie Tells Mickey that Roger Rabbit Died Movie mentioned on the Tonight Show: "And now, back to our movie - Gene Barry, Barry Nelson, Nelson Eddy, Eddie Albert and Gotcha the Wonder Goose in: Minnie Tells Mickey that Roger Rabbit Died." | |||||
| 127 | Mino's Pizza | Dining | Pizza Parlors | ||
Mino's Pizza Pizza box covering up a window that ALF break in Willie's brother's apartment. | |||||
| 128 | The Miss Southland Pageant | Events | Beauty Pageants | ||
The Miss Southland Pageant ALF enters Lynn in a beauty pageant to boost her spirits. | |||||
| 129 | Mr. Jim's Chicken and Oyster | Dining | Restaurants | ||
Mr. Jim's Chicken and Oyster Restaurant where Lynn works to save up enough money to buy a car. | |||||
| 130 | Mr. Jim's Dog and Cat | Dining | Restaurants | ||
Mr. Jim's Dog and Cat Restaurant on Melmac that ALF mentions - The owner Mr. Jim was put in prison for substituting hamburger for Collie. | |||||
| 131 | Muck Sucking | Sports | Sports | ||
Muck Sucking Melmac's biggest sport, apparently very similar to croquet. | |||||
| 132 | Muenster Madness | Food Products | Cheese | ||
Muenster Madness Cheese product #37 in the cheese log issue of the a food catalog. | |||||
| 133 | National Cat Society | Periodicals | Magazines | ||
National Cat Society Magazine ALF mentions. | |||||
| 134 | National Inquisitor | Periodicals | Newspapers | ||
National Inquisitor ALF version of the National Enquirer from multiple episodes. | |||||
| 135 | Nauga-boo | Home Furnishing | Housewares | ||
Nauga-boo Bamboo that ALF orders to decorate his room after seeing Gilligan's Island. | |||||
| 136 | Naughty Nina | Sports | Racehorses | ||
Naughty Nina Name of race horse ALF bets on. | |||||
| 137 | The Nell Carter Ball | Food Products | Cheese | ||
The Nell Carter Ball Cheese product in the cheese log issue of the a food catalog. | |||||
| 138 | Nick Mintz | Financial Companies | Financial Services | ||
Nick Mintz A.K.A. Nick the Fish. Grandma's bookie. | |||||
| 139 | Nudes on Ice | Entertainment | Theater Productions | ||
Nudes on Ice Show ALF mentions. | |||||
| 140 | The Octoplex | Entertainment | Movie Theaters | ||
The Octoplex Movie theatre Lynn mentions. | |||||
| 141 | One World to Hope For | Television | TV Shows | ||
One World to Hope For Kate's mother's favorite soap opera. Alf: "That's not a soap opera that's a sleeping pill." | |||||
| 142 | Out of Body Experience | Sports | Racehorses | ||
Out of Body Experience Name of race horse in one of the races that ALF bets on. | |||||
| 143 | Oyster Dog | Menu | Menu Items | ||
Oyster Dog Menu item at Mr. Jim's Chicken And Oyster, the seafood restaurant where Lynn works. | |||||
| 144 | Parasite Hotel [hotel] | Travel | Hotels | ||
Parasite Hotel [hotel] Hotel in song of the same name that ALF sings on the piano. | |||||
| 145 | Parasite Hotel [song] | Music | Songs | ||
Parasite Hotel [song] Song ALF sings on the piano. | |||||
| 146 | Pasta Polo | Sports | Sports | ||
Pasta Polo One of ALF's strange sports. Willie: "Well, sure, who else is going to teach him About bouillabaseball, and pasta polo, And other sports involving the hurling Of inappropriate objects? Like gerbil hockey?" | |||||
| 147 | Pecs 'R' Us | Beauty Care | Fitness Centers | ||
Pecs 'R' Us Friends, are you getting too fat for things you used to fit in, like your house? When you get on the scale, does it say, "Get off the elephant first"? Does your sunken chest appear on pirate treasure maps? Then come to our health club. At Pecs 'R' Us, we'll tone up your muscles While we slim down your wallet. At Pecs 'R' Us, you'll build your biceps banging on our door for a refund. Yes, friends, we've got barbells and dumbbells... Friends, if you want to join Pecs 'R' Us, come on down to our main office. How do you get there? You take the Golden State freeway to the Ventura freeway to the San Diego freeway till you come to the Slauson cut-Off. Get out of your car, cut off your Slauson, get back in your car, then drive 9 more miles to the neon sign that says "Steroids on Tap. | |||||
| 148 | Pete's House of Pets | Pets | Pet Stores | ||
Pete's House of Pets Store mentioned on police scanner when the Tanners are looking for ALF - site of break-in. | |||||
| 149 | Phlegm Turbo | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles | ||
Phlegm Turbo Automobile ALF sold at his Phlegm dealership back on Melmac. "A classic", according to ALF. | |||||
| 150 | Polka Jamboree | Television | TV Shows | ||
Polka Jamboree Trevor's, and then ALF's favorite show, described by Trevor as "A Slavic soul train" | |||||
| 151 | Polka Time | Television | TV Shows | ||
Polka Time TV show that ALF watches. | |||||
| 152 | Polka Train | Television | TV Shows | ||
Polka Train New TV show the president of NBC orders after Polka Jamboree hits #1 in the ratings thanks to ALF. | |||||
| 153 | The Poltergeist Construction Company | Construction | Construction Companies | ||
The Poltergeist Construction Company Joke potential house buyer makes when checking out the Tanner house because of all the things ALF breaks: "Who built this place? The Poltergeist Construction Company?" | |||||
| 154 | Pop's Pest Control | Maintenance Services | Pest Control Services | ||
Pop's Pest Control Company Willie calls to deal with the cockroach from Melmac. | |||||
| 155 | Preparation Shumway | Personal Care | Cosmetics | ||
Preparation Shumway Cosmetic product made from ALF's carburetor sludge in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage. | |||||
| 156 | Pudding in a Shoe | Food Products | Candy | ||
Pudding in a Shoe Snack food product on Melmac. | |||||
| 157 | The Pullet and Hullet Platter | Menu | Menu Items | ||
The Pullet and Hullet Platter Menu item at Mr. Jim's Chicken And Oyster, the seafood restaurant where Lynn works. | |||||
| 158 | Rand McNally Guide to the Stars | Literature | Books | ||
Rand McNally Guide to the Stars Map ALF carried in the glove box of his spaceship. | |||||
| 159 | Rapmaster ALF | Music | Rap Musicians | ||
Rapmaster ALF ALF's rapping political candidate musical alter ego in Kate's dream. | |||||
| 160 | The Reporter | Periodicals | Magazines | ||
The Reporter Magazine TV star Brian reads in ALF's comedy career dream sequence. | |||||
| 161 | Rudolph and His Spinning Plates | Amusement | Entertainment Acts | ||
Rudolph and His Spinning Plates ALF's opening act. | |||||
| 162 | Sam Spade Gets Spayed | Cinema | Movies | ||
Sam Spade Gets Spayed ALF: "In my quest for stardom, I was screen tested for roles too numerous to mention. Ok, i'll mention them. For example I did not get the role of Obi-Wan Kenobi In the movie Star Wars. I did not get the lead in the F.D.R. Story. But I did get called back twice for the role of Eleanor. And i lost out to McGruff the crime dog for the lead in Sam Spade Gets Spayed. | |||||
| 163 | Schecter, Cosay & Klein, Investment Brok... | Financial Companies | Investment Companies | ||
Schecter, Cosay & Klein, Investment Brokers ALF sells the gold plumbing from his spaceship to buy Lynn a $90,000 Ferrari, then proceeds to take it for a spin and wreck it by crashing into the Tanners' garage. | |||||
| 164 | The Second Annual Tanner Invitational Cr... | Events | Sporting Events | ||
The Second Annual Tanner Invitational Croquet Tournament The Tanner family's annual tournament. | |||||
| 165 | Sendrax | Corporations | Companies | ||
Sendrax Company that creates products with CFCs. ALF begans a letter writing campaign to get them to stop producing the CFCs which were destroying the ozone layer. | |||||
| 166 | Shana Mistress of the Universe | Literature | Comic Books | ||
Shana Mistress of the Universe ALF's favorite comic book. | |||||
| 167 | Shumway | Corporations | Companies | ||
Shumway A new company ALF says he's going to start in order to sell his Ragweed cold cure, similar to real company Amway. | |||||
| 168 | Shumway Lip Gloss | Personal Care | Cosmetics | ||
Shumway Lip Gloss Cosmetic product made from ALF's axle grease in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage. | |||||
| 169 | Shumway Number 5 | Personal Care | Cosmetics | ||
Shumway Number 5 Cosmetic product made from ALF's radiator fluid in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage. | |||||
| 170 | Sir Tux Formal Wear | Apparel | Clothing Stores | ||
Sir Tux Formal Wear Company Willie calls to reserve a tux for Kate's mother's wedding. | |||||
| 171 | Skleenball | Sports | Sports | ||
Skleenball Sport ALF used to play back on Melmac that he attempts to recreate with Brian, in which you have to sling your anchovies into your opponent's laundry basket. | |||||
| 172 | Slimeball | Food Products | Miscellaneous Food Products | ||
Slimeball Dessert item ALF brought with him on his spaceship. Flavors include wild cherry and slug. | |||||
| 173 | Stage Door Yanni | Cinema | Movies | ||
Stage Door Yanni Film featuring ALF's favorite actress Louise Beaumont as a swedish bombshell. | |||||
| 174 | Sub-reflective Chin Buffing Paste | Personal Care | Cosmetics | ||
Sub-reflective Chin Buffing Paste Terry Faith Cosmetic product. | |||||
| 175 | Sugar Shocks | Food Products | Breakfast Cereal | ||
Sugar Shocks Bryan's breakfast cereal. | |||||
| 176 | Talequoits | Sports | Sports | ||
Talequoits Bowling. ALF: "Now, the secret to bowling, Or talequoits as it's known in the civilized universe, Is in the wrist action." | |||||
| 177 | Tanner Dinner Theater | Entertainment | Theater Productions | ||
Tanner Dinner Theater ALF puts on a play with his new ventriloquist dummy: "Starring Gordon Shumway and Paul" | |||||
| 178 | TannerLand | Amusement | Amusement Parks | ||
TannerLand ALF wants to create an amusement park. | |||||
| 179 | Tasty Vittles | Pets | Pet Products | ||
Tasty Vittles Cat food Jody serves ALF on accident, play on Purina's Tender Vittles brand. | |||||
| 180 | Terry Faith Cosmetics | Personal Care | Cosmetics | ||
Terry Faith Cosmetics Cosmetics ALF sells. | |||||
| 181 | Terry Faith Museum | Entertainment | Museums | ||
Terry Faith Museum Terry Faith Cosmetic-themed museum. | |||||
| 182 | TerryLand | Amusement | Amusement Parks | ||
TerryLand Terry Faith Cosmetic-themed park. | |||||
| 183 | Terryland Hotel | Travel | Hotels | ||
Terryland Hotel Terry Faith Cosmetic-themed hotel. | |||||
| 184 | Thompson Ratings | Services | Miscellaneous Services | ||
Thompson Ratings The ALF version of the Nielsen Ratings, introduced to the Tanner household. | |||||
| 185 | Throw Margaret from the Train | Cinema | Movies | ||
Throw Margaret from the Train Joke ALF makes about Willie's brother's ex-wife. | |||||
| 186 | Tojunga Toxic Waste Dump | Maintenance Services | Waste Management | ||
Tojunga Toxic Waste Dump Location visible from the airplane on the way to Rancho Estates. | |||||
| 187 | The Tree Repairman | Services | Repair Services | ||
The Tree Repairman When Willie and ALF are stuck in the woods, Willie dreams of life back home without an alien in his household, until Kate calls the Tree Repairman to fix their tree, who turns out to be ALF. | |||||
| 188 | Vegas Life | Periodicals | Magazines | ||
Vegas Life Magazine ALF reads. | |||||
| 189 | Video Couch | Television | TV Shows | ||
Video Couch TV show with shrink that helps viewers cope with their problems. ALF calls in for help after burning Brian's history book in the oven, which is bad luck on Melmac, getting you a curse of 7 years of bad luck, plus 7 more years of really bad luck. | |||||
| 190 | Waxman Funeral Parlor | Services | Funeral Homes | ||
Waxman Funeral Parlor Location of Uncle Albert's funeral. | |||||
| 191 | Whisker Omelette | Menu | Menu Items | ||
Whisker Omelette Menu item at the restaurant where ALF and his friends are eating during Melmac flashback. | |||||
| 192 | Whizzer Deaver and the Whizztones | Music | Musicians | ||
Whizzer Deaver and the Whizztones Band that the guy Kate's mother starts dating used to be in. | |||||
| 193 | Wiener-on-a-Stick | Dining | Hot Dogs | ||
Wiener-on-a-Stick ALF version of Hotdog on a Stick, where Willie picks up dinner at the mall on his way home form work. | |||||
| 194 | The Wonderful World of Terry Faith Cosme... | Literature | Books | ||
The Wonderful World of Terry Faith Cosmetics Guide that ALF receives in the mail when he starts selling Terry Faith Cosmetics. | |||||
| 195 | World Famous Chapel of the Bells | Religion | Churches | ||
World Famous Chapel of the Bells Wedding chapel where Willie's brother and his ex-wife almost get married again. | |||||
| 196 | The X-rays | Television | TV Shows | ||
The X-rays TV show ALF watches. | |||||
| 197 | Zen and the Art of Acquisitions | Literature | Books | ||
Zen and the Art of Acquisitions The name of the last book that ALF read in the alternate reality his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage. | |||||
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