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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | Alien Medicine   | BBB | Drugs | Medicine |
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Alien Medicine
Medicine that Chris buys for his new alien friend SPEWEY, available in regular, and non-drowsy.
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| 2 | Amish General Store | BBB | Retail | Stores |
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Amish General Store
Generic Amish general store Chris visits on his way to Pennsylvania Dutch Country to find his birth parents.
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| 3 | Antiques | BBB | Home Furnishing | Antique Stores |
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Antiques
Apparently abandoned generic antique store on Meadowbrook Lane - the bad block, where Chris encounters a gang of teenage ruffians.
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| 4 | Beautiful dreamer | BBB | Music | Songs |
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Beautiful dreamer
Song Chris performs for his date that he invites over to Mrs. Cowan's house while he's housesitting, claiming he's rich now.
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| 5 | Benedict's Drinks | BBB | Nightlife | Bars |
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Benedict's Drinks
Bar visible in the background in the Big City.
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| 6 | The Big Book of Modeling | BBB | Literature | Textbooks |
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The Big Book of Modeling
Textbook at Handsome Boy Modeling School.
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| 7 | The Big Book of World Records | BBB | Literature | Books-Reference |
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The Big Book of World Records
Parody of the Guinness Book of World Records.
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| 8 | Bushman and Simon | BBB | Corporations | Companies |
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Bushman and Simon
Company where Chris' friend Larry Potter works.
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| 9 | Candy's Fantasy Line | BBB | Services | Sex Services |
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Candy's Fantasy Line
Sex line that Chris calls while housesitting.
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| 10 | Cannonball Run 4 | BBB | Cinema | Movies-Sequels |
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Cannonball Run 4
Joke Chris while testifying to Congress: We were just talking about whether there'd be a Cannonball Run 4.
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| 11 | Cheese-Flavored Pants | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Cheese-Flavored Pants
Edible clothing that Chris wants to develop after retiring from the spelling bee circuit.
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| 12 | Chronosync 2000 | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Chronosync 2000
The Cadillac of underwater watches. Gay, yet rugged. When Chris visits Transistor Hut to buy a Mr. Underwater watch, the sleazy salesman talks him into buying a Chronosync instead.
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| 13 | The Daily Globe | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers |
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The Daily Globe
Newspaper in the Big City.
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| 14 | The Daily Tribune | BBB | Periodicals | Newspaper Tribunes |
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The Daily Tribune
Newspaper.
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| 15 | DeLorean Time Machine | BBB | Transportation | Time Travel |
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DeLorean Time Machine
When Chris decides to go back in time to 1977, He considers taking his friend Steve's DeLorean Time Machine before inventing his own team traveling drink called Time Juice.
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| 16 | Dr. Kramer | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Kramer
Local doctor in Greenville.
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| 17 | Dr. Rand | BBB | Healthcare | Therapy |
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Dr. Rand
Chris and Nicolette's marriage counselor that convinces them to get a divorce.
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| 18 | Dr. Trisha Paddington | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Trisha Paddington
Doctor that accidentally hits Chris with her car - several times. Chris falls in love with her, and begins stalking her.
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| 19 | Drexler's Department Store | BBB | Retail | Department Stores |
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Drexler's Department Store
Local department store.
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| 20 | An Evening at the Improv with Budd Fried... | BBB | Cinema | Movies-Documentary |
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An Evening at the Improv with Budd Friedman
Movie that Chris mentions to Larry: You're not going to make me watch An Evening at the Improv with Budd Friedman, are you?
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| 21 | The Evening Star | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers |
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The Evening Star
Newspaper in the Big City.
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| 22 | Father and Son Gladiator Battles | BBB | Services | Party Services |
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Father and Son Gladiator Battles
Company that hosts the annual father-son competition at the annual newspaper boy picnic.
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| 23 | The Ford Agency | BBB | Services | Public Relations |
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The Ford Agency
Sapphire and Chris discuss modeling agencies at the Drexler's department store fashion show. When Sapphire tells Chris that the Ford Agency sent him over and asks Chris what agency he's with, At the Drexler's department store fashion show, Chris tells Sapphire that he's working for the "I'm Better Than You Agency", which is affiliated with the "I Hate Your Guts Agency".
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| 24 | Fresh, Iced Seafood Drink | BBB | Beverage Products | Beverages |
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Fresh, Iced Seafood Drink
Drink that Chris sells as part of his plan to raise money to save his childhood park from becoming a parking lot.
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| 25 | Funland Amusement Park | BBB | Amusement | Amusement Parks |
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Funland Amusement Park
Chris convinces his friend Larry to skip work and ride the new Hell Loop 2000 rollercoaster at Funland Amusement Park.
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| 26 | General Store | BBB | Retail | Stores |
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General Store
Generic general store Chris visits on his way to Pennsylvania Dutch Country to find his birth parents.
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| 27 | Greenville Civic Association | BBB | Organizations | Nonprofit Organizations |
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Greenville Civic Association
Local organization in Greenville.
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| 28 | Greenville Community Theater | BBB | Entertainment | Theaters |
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Greenville Community Theater
Chris performs as the Wildebeest in The Greenville Players' production of Zoo Animals on Wheels at the Greenville Community Theater.
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| 29 | Greenville Junior High School | BBB | Education | Junior High Schools |
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Greenville Junior High School
After being exposed to toxic radioactive chemicals, sparking Chris' brain to start working, he competes in several spelling bees, including the Greenville Spelling Bee, competing against a contestant from Greenville Junior High School.
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| 30 | Greenville Landmark Society | BBB | Organizations | Nonprofit Organizations |
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Greenville Landmark Society
Organization that Chris mentions when trying to save his childhood park from becoming a parking lot.
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| 31 | The Greenville Players | BBB | Entertainment | Theater Companies |
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The Greenville Players
Chris performs as the Wildebeest in The Greenville Players' production of Zoo Animals on Wheels at the Greenville Community Theater.
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| 32 | Greenville Police Department | BBB | Legal Aid | Police Departments |
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Greenville Police Department
Local police department.
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| 33 | Greenville Spelling Bee | BBB | Events | Spelling Bees |
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Greenville Spelling Bee
After being exposed to toxic radioactive chemicals, sparking Chris' brain to start working, he competes in several spelling bees, including the Greenville Spelling Bee, competing against a contestant from Greenville Junior High School.
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| 34 | Handsome Boy Modeling School | BBB | Education | Performing Arts Schools |
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Handsome Boy Modeling School
Chris becomes a male model, graduating from Handsome Boy Modeling School.
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| 35 | Hell Loop 2000 | BBB | Amusement | Amusement Rides |
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Hell Loop 2000
Chris convinces his friend Larry to skip work and ride the new Hell Loop 2000 rollercoaster at Funland Amusement Park.
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| 36 | I Hate Your Guts Agency | BBB | Services | Public Relations |
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I Hate Your Guts Agency
Sapphire and Chris discuss modeling agencies at the Drexler's department store fashion show. When Sapphire tells Chris that the Ford Agency sent him over and asks Chris what agency he's with, At the Drexler's department store fashion show, Chris tells Sapphire that he's working for the "I'm Better Than You Agency", which is affiliated with the "I Hate Your Guts Agency".
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| 37 | I'm Better Than You Agency | BBB | Services | Public Relations |
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I'm Better Than You Agency
Sapphire and Chris discuss modeling agencies at the Drexler's department store fashion show. When Sapphire tells Chris that the Ford Agency sent him over and asks Chris what agency he's with, At the Drexler's department store fashion show, Chris tells Sapphire that he's working for the "I'm Better Than You Agency", which is affiliated with the "I Hate Your Guts Agency".
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| 38 | The Johnny Carson Collection | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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The Johnny Carson Collection
Joke Chirs makes about the contents of Larry's closet when they switch lives.
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| 39 | Juice that Makes You Explode | BBB | Beverage Products | Juice |
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Juice that Makes You Explode
Product that Chris drinks, shortly before exploding.
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| 40 | The Lazy Iguana | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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The Lazy Iguana
Nightclub that Chris mentions to the ruffians he encounters on Meadowbrook Lane.
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| 41 | Local Candy & Toy Store | BBB | Food Stores | Candy Stores |
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Local Candy & Toy Store
Store Chris visits to spend his newfound riches from accepting bribes while working at the health department.
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| 42 | Local Escort Service | BBB | Services | Sex Services |
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Local Escort Service
Chris becomes a male escort.
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| 43 | Los Feliz | BBB | Entertainment | Movie Theaters |
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Los Feliz
Chris runs into his ex-wife Nicolette at the Los Feliz movie theater, currently showing a movie titled Sorrow and the Pity.
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| 44 | Misha Yakakira | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Misha Yakakira
Chris crashes a fashion show for Misha Yakakira's new spring line at Drexler's department store.
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| 45 | Mr. Underwater | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Mr. Underwater
When Chris visits Transistor Hut to buy a Mr. Underwater watch, the sleazy salesman talks him into buying a Chronosync instead.
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| 46 | Mrs. Doyle's Hospitality House | BBB | Services | Sex Services |
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Mrs. Doyle's Hospitality House
Local brothel that Chris and TV talk show host Sandy Connors visit doing their day of bonding.
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| 47 | Muscle Quick | BBB | Beverage Products | Beverages |
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Muscle Quick
Health drink photo shoot where Chris is used as the model for the "before" photo.
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| 48 | Musclehead Gym | BBB | Beauty Care | Fitness Centers |
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Musclehead Gym
T-shirt that Otto's father wears at the newsboy picnic.
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| 49 | Nautaflex | BBB | Goods | Fitness Products |
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Nautaflex
Brand name that Chris makes up while trying to pass off Mrs. Cowan's walker as a fitness product to his date. "It's really good for your trivoidals."
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| 50 | Neptune 2000 | BBB | Vehicles | Watercrafts |
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Neptune 2000
Chris' mail order submarine his father helps him assemble that runs on 54 D batteries.
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| 51 | Newsboy Father and Son Gladiator Battle  | BBB | Events | Sporting Events |
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Newsboy Father and Son Gladiator Battle
Chris convinces his father to compete in the father-son competition at the annual newspaper boy picnic. The Star Trek fight music plays during several competitions.
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| 52 | Paperboy 2000 | BBB | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles |
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Paperboy 2000
New Pioneer Press vehicle bought to deliver newspapers, putting Chris and his fellow delivery boys out of work.
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| 53 | Peruvian Gaucho | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Peruvian Gaucho
Hat that Chris was supposed to receive from his Hat of the Month club.
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| 54 | Pioneer Press | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers |
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Pioneer Press
Newspaper where Chris works as a delivery boy.
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| 55 | Pizza Barge | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
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Pizza Barge
Pizza box that Sharon finds in Chris' bedroom.
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| 56 | Racing Journal | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers |
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Racing Journal
Magazine that Gus reads.
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| 57 | Reptile Land | BBB | Amusement | Amusement Parks |
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Reptile Land
Amusement park that Fred mentions to Larry.
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| 58 | Saloon | BBB | Nightlife | Saloons |
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Saloon
Generic saloon in the background when Chris somehow makes himself appear in a western TV show being watched by the doctor he has fallen in love with and is currently stalking.
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| 59 | Sandy's Laugh and Song Jackpot | BBB | Television | TV-Talk Shows |
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Sandy's Laugh and Song Jackpot
TV talk show featuring host Sandy Connors, one of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century portrayed by Martin Mull. The show also features the "Win a Weekend with Sandy" contest, which Chris wins by sending in thousands of post card entries.
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| 60 | Smart Women, All Men Are Stupid Bastards | BBB | Literature | Books-Psychology |
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Smart Women, All Men Are Stupid Bastards
Self help book that Sharon recommends to her sister Charleen.
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| 61 | Sorrow and the Pity | BBB | Cinema | Movies |
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Sorrow and the Pity
Chris runs into his ex-wife Nicolette at the Los Feliz movie theater, currently showing a movie titled Sorrow and the Pity.
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| 62 | St. Mary's | BBB | Religion | Churches |
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St. Mary's
Church in the Big City that the policeman mentions to Chris.
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| 63 | Thigh World | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines |
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Thigh World
Gus' nudie magazine.
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| 64 | Thrill World | BBB | Amusement | Amusement Parks |
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Thrill World
Amusement park that the rollercoaster mechanic mentions: Call Thrill World - find out how they handle their dead.
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| 65 | Time Juice | BBB | Transportation | Time Travel |
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Time Juice
Time travel drink that Chris invents to go back in time and change Gus' life. Ingredients: A few watches, a sundial, some thyme, a Time magazine, a few stones from Stonehenge and a lock of Michael J. Fox's hair.
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| 66 | Time Tunnel | BBB | Transportation | Time Travel |
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Time Tunnel
When Chris decides to go back in time to 1977, He considers the Time Tunnel before inventing his own team traveling drink called Time Juice.
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| 67 | Total Elect Reservice | BBB | Retail | Electronics Stores |
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Total Elect Reservice
Electronics store on Meadowbrook Lane - the bad block, where Chris encounters a gang of teenage ruffians.
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| 68 | Transistor Hut | BBB | Retail | Electronics Stores |
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Transistor Hut
Parody of Radio Shack. When Chris visits Transistor Hut to buy a Mr. Underwater watch, the sleazy salesman talks him into buying a Chronosync instead.
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| 69 | Vibra 2000 | BBB | Goods | Fitness Products |
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Vibra 2000
Fitness machine Chris uses to get his voice back after his tonsillectomy.
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| 70 | The World Spelling Bee | BBB | Events | Spelling Bees |
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The World Spelling Bee
Spelling Bee that Gus mentions when Chris gets tired of competing and decides to retire from the spelling bee circuit.
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| 71 | WRXT | BBB | Television | TV-News |
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WRXT
Local TV news reported Connie Bristol shows up to interview Chris and Larry when they get stuck upside down on the Hell Loop 2000 rollercoaster.
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| 72 | Zoo Animals on Wheels | BBB | Entertainment | Theater Productions |
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Zoo Animals on Wheels
Chris performs as the Wildebeest in The Greenville Players' production of Zoo Animals on Wheels at the Greenville Community Theater.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 73 | April 15, 1912 | Dates | 20th Century: 1st Half | Events |
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April 15, 1912
The Petersons' male ancestors dress up as women to escape the sinking Titanic. Fred Peterson: Why don't we just dress up as women and sneak off, like our ancestors did on the Titanic?
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| 74 | March 19, 1991 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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March 19, 1991
Sandy Connors, host of TV talk show Sandy's Laugh and Song Jackpot, performs at the Tropicana Hotel. From there, it's down to beautiful Miami Beach, Florida at the Fountainbleau.
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| 75 | March 20, 1991 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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March 20, 1991
Sandy Connors, host of TV talk show Sandy's Laugh and Song Jackpot, performs at the Tropicana Hotel. From there, it's down to beautiful Miami Beach, Florida at the Fountainbleau.
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| 76 | March 21, 1991 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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March 21, 1991
Sandy Connors, host of TV talk show Sandy's Laugh and Song Jackpot, performs at the Tropicana Hotel. From there, it's down to beautiful Miami Beach, Florida at the Fountainbleau.
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| 77 | March 22, 1991 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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March 22, 1991
Sandy Connors, host of TV talk show Sandy's Laugh and Song Jackpot, performs at the Tropicana Hotel. From there, it's down to beautiful Miami Beach, Florida at the Fountainbleau.
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| 78 | March 23, 1991 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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March 23, 1991
Sandy Connors, host of TV talk show Sandy's Laugh and Song Jackpot, performs at the Tropicana Hotel. From there, it's down to beautiful Miami Beach, Florida at the Fountainbleau.
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| 79 | March 31, 1991 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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March 31, 1991
After Sharon brainwashes Chris to be her houseboy, Larry un-brainwashes him using the Ludovico Technique from A Clockwork Orange, showing him footage from old home movies, including Easter.
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| 80 | July 4, 1991 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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July 4, 1991
After Sharon brainwashes Chris to be her houseboy, Larry un-brainwashes him using the Ludovico Technique from A Clockwork Orange, showing him footage from old home movies, including the 4th of July.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 81 | 125th Street | Map | Transit Routes | Streets |
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125th Street
Street that Chris mentions: When did Meadowbrook Lane turn into 125th Street?
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| 82 | The Big City | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
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The Big City
Chris takes a trip to the big city, appropriately named The Big City.
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| 83 | Cracker Box Palace | Map | Structures | Buildings |
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Cracker Box Palace
Joke Chris makes: A thousand apologies to all concerned, but especially to you, dear Sharon, for raising your hopes so high, only to dash them on the rocky shores of Cracker Box Palace.
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| 84 | Death Zone | Map | Urban Areas | Neighborhoods |
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Death Zone
After the neighborhood where Gus and Chris live is discovered to have been exposed to toxic radioactive chemicals, the entire area becomes known as the Death Zone.
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| 85 | Dorksville | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
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Dorksville
Joke Chris makes about still living at home on his 31st birthday: Well, the point is I'm getting too old. I'm getting too old to live with my mother and my father. I mean, 30 was fine, but, come on, 31? Jeez, we're talking Dorksville.
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| 86 | Dullsville | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
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Dullsville
Joke Chris makes: No one wants to show up at a party in Dullsville, USA.
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| 87 | Greenville | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
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Greenville
Setting. Small town where the Peterson family lives.
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| 88 | Maple | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-misc |
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Maple
Street in Greenville.
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| 89 | Meadowbrook Lane | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Lanes |
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Meadowbrook Lane
Street in Chris' neighborhood.
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| 90 | Miller's Town | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
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Miller's Town
Town 100 miles away that Chris mentions when he and his parents are brainstorming ways to get rid of TV talk show host Sandy Connors: I could take him to the zoo at Miller's Town.
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| 91 | Route 9 | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-misc |
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Route 9
Location of Handsome Boy Modeling School.
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| 92 | York Lane | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-misc |
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York Lane
Chris heads for an apartment for rent on Maple, but ends renting the garage at Gus' house on York Lane.
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| OTHER |
| 93 | Bobbing for Meatballs in Mashed Potatoes | Other | Miscellaneous | Games |
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Bobbing for Meatballs in Mashed Potatoes
Chris' party game.
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| 94 | Chris | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris
Chris: Hey, what are we doing standing around gabbing? Star Trek The Next Generation is on in about five minutes.
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| 95 | Chris | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris
Chris: And Mama, you know, I never did taste your - your meat kraut hash sauerbraten pies, but, uh, you know, I don't really like those heavy Italian sauces, and actually, they don't like me either.
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| 96 | Chris | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris
Chris: Musn't upset Miss Sharon... no, no, speak when spoken to, speak when spoken to!
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| 97 | Chris | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris
Chris: I guess from now on, it's just going to be one day at a time.
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| 98 | Chris | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris
Chris: Miss Preston, my name is Chris Peterson, and I am your soul mate.
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| 99 | Chris | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris
Chris: Eat that cheese, lady! Pluck that banjo! Yes, you have very nice looking shoes, Miss.
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| 100 | Chris | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris
Chris: Come on, Larry, we want to go before it gets dark, 'cause these woods are full of Sand People.
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| 101 | Chris | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris
Chris: Life is just too damn short.
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| 102 | Chris | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris
Chris: I have no plans whatsoever. Today is going to be that true rarity in my life - ordinary and intensely boring, a nothing special day.
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| 103 | Chris | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris
Chris: A thousand apologies to all concerned, but especially to you, dear Sharon, for raising your hopes so high, only to dash them on the rocky shores of Cracker Box Palace.
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| 104 | Chris | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris
Chris: Goodbye, Chris Jr., I sure hope you're not fat.
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| 105 | Chris | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris
Chris: Oh, life is fair, life is good! Life is wonderful! I'm cured1 Everybody, I'm cured!
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| 106 | Chris | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris
Chris: I must be going mad. Really, quite mad. Is this what it's like to be around me? I finally understand my childhood nickname - Run, It's Him.
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| 107 | Chris | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris
Chris: This is like an episode of the Twilight Zone and Mama's Family all rolled into one.
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| 108 | Chris | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris
Chris: Oh no - this is worse than the way it used to end up. Gus was right about the Twilight Zone!
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| 109 | Chris | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, wrong bottle.
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| 110 | Chris & Sharon | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris & Sharon
Chris: Sharon, I honestly think we learned a valuable lesson here tonight - that, no matter how you and I act, deep down, we honestly care about each other's welfare. And I think that maybe we even love each other.
Sharon: Chris, that is just so sweet. It's too bad you have to die.
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| 111 | Chris' birth name (he believes incorrect... | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
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Chris' birth name (he believes incorrectly) before the Petersons purchased him from an Amish family.
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| 112 | Chris' competition's name at the Handsom... | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Chris' competition's name at the Handsome Boy Modeling School.
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| 113 | Chris' name for his mail order Neptune 2... | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
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Chris' name for his mail order Neptune 2000 submarine.
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| 114 | Chris' ventriloquist dummy's name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
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Chris' ventriloquist dummy's name.
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Dr. Rose |
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Mr. Poppy |
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Professor Begonia |
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| 115 | Chris's professional male model name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
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Chris's professional male model name.
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| 116 | Dick | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dick
Dick: Good night, Irene! Do me a little favor, huh? When you meet the devil, give him a little peck on the cheek for me!
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| 117 | Fish's name that Chris pulls out of his ... | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Fish's name that Chris pulls out of his pocket during his first date as an escort.
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| 118 | Fred Peterson | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Fred Peterson
Fred Peterson: Out of my way, boy, it's clobbering time.
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| 119 | German Chocolate Divinity Squares | Other | Recipes | Food Recipes |
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German Chocolate Divinity Squares
Sharon's annual snack she makes for her neighbors.
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| 120 | Gus | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gus
Gus: Back in time? No! I saw this Twilight Zone once. This guy goes back in time to keep his young son from getting killed in a car accident. Well, when he returns to the present, the kid had become the evil fascist ruler of the world, enslaving millions, and the dad felt lousy. Get my point? ...I'm tellin' ya, you mess with the past, you get screwed over.
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| 121 | House kitty's name that Chris mentions. | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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House kitty's name that Chris mentions.
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| 122 | Jackalope | Other | Living Things | Animals |
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Jackalope
Chris describes himself as a millionaire stuntman, half-Jackalope.
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| 123 | Kevin | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kevin
Kevin: You gotta let him know how you feel, pal. So, hey, may the Force be with you - police force that is, huh!
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| 124 | Kid | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kid
Kid: It's cooler than the Batmobile!
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| 125 | Larry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Larry
Larry: Where's Chris? Under the floorboards? Well, I figured I'd come home and the place would look like the end of Taxi Driver.
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| 126 | Larry & Chris | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Larry & Chris
Larry: Face it, Chris, we're never gonna find your dad. It almost seems as though his trail has been deliberately covered up.
Chris: Do you think the Sand People got him?
Larry: There aren't any Sand People, you cement head.
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| 127 | Meat Kraut Hash Sauerbraten Pie | Other | Recipes | Food Recipes |
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Meat Kraut Hash Sauerbraten Pie
Pie that Chris mentions to his new Amish mother: And Mama, you know, I never did taste your - your meat kraut hash sauerbraten pies, but, uh, you know, I don't really like those heavy Italian sauces, and actually, they don't like me either.
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| 128 | The Peterson Pixies | Other | Criminals | Gangs |
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The Peterson Pixies
New name that Chris suggests for the gang of teenage ruffians he encounters on Meadowbrook Lane.
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| 129 | Sharon | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sharon
Sharon: I just bought these shoes. Prepare to die, slut.
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| 130 | Sharon & Chris | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sharon & Chris
Sharon: Suddenly I don't find you all that unattractive. I mean, with out faces this close together and everything, you could be almost anyone.
Chris: Well, well go on, go on and say it then, you want me, you crave my body, you crave it like a pearl diver craves fluffernutter.
Sharon: I do, I do, I know it's probably the hypothermic delirium, but God help me, I actually want you.
Well, then, let's go out with a bang and not a whimper, or if we do it right, both!
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| 131 | Tai-Kwan-Ho-Jo-Lo | Other | Miscellaneous | Combat Strategies |
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Tai-Kwan-Ho-Jo-Lo
Ancient martial arts that Chris mentions at the family pic-nic, trying to one up his cousin Donald.
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| 132 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Shield, The |
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