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| TWO AND A HALF MEN TV Series 2003. Created by Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey, Holland Taylor, Conchata Ferrell, Jennifer Taylor, April Bowlby, Ashton Kutcher, Amber Tamblyn and Edan Alexander. | |||
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| 1 | 2 4 1 Buck Chuck Wine  | Beverage Products | Wine | ||
2 4 1 Buck Chuck Wine Instant wine product that Alan drinks. | |||||
| 2 | 3-D Beach Babes | Cinema | Adult Films | ||
3-D Beach Babes Movie Alan watches. | |||||
| 3 | Accu-Crack [band] | Music | Musicians | ||
Accu-Crack [band] Alan tells Walden about his the self-healing chiropractic device he invented called the Accu-Crack, which allows you to crack your own back. Problem is, there is already a caulking gun, reggae band and porn site with the same name. And he can't change the name. Because he already had 30,000 brochures printed. | |||||
| 4 | Accu-Crack [caulking gun] | Goods | Hardware | ||
Accu-Crack [caulking gun] Alan tells Walden about his the self-healing chiropractic device he invented called the Accu-Crack, which allows you to crack your own back. Problem is, there is already a caulking gun, reggae band and porn site with the same name. And he can't change the name. Because he already had 30,000 brochures printed. | |||||
| 5 | Accu-Crack [chiropractic device] | Technology Products | Medical Devices | ||
Accu-Crack [chiropractic device] Alan tells Walden about his the self-healing chiropractic device he invented called the Accu-Crack, which allows you to crack your own back. Problem is, there is already a caulking gun, reggae band and porn site with the same name. And he can't change the name. Because he already had 30,000 brochures printed. | |||||
| 6 | Accu-Crack [website] | Media | Websites | ||
Accu-Crack [website] Alan tells Walden about his the self-healing chiropractic device he invented called the Accu-Crack, which allows you to crack your own back. Problem is, there is already a caulking gun, reggae band and porn site with the same name. And he can't change the name. Because he already had 30,000 brochures printed. | |||||
| 7 | ACME Mannequins  | Industrial Companies | Manufacturing | ||
ACME Mannequins Truck outside Rose's "wedding". | |||||
| 8 | Adjustments by the Sea | Healthcare | Medical Services | ||
Adjustments by the Sea Alan's new chiropractic business that turns Alan into a pimp. | |||||
| 9 | The Alan Harper Healing Center | Healthcare | Hospitals | ||
The Alan Harper Healing Center When Alan tells Charlie that their very old neighbor Ms. Seabury has proposed a business arrangement in which he will get an alternative healing center with his name on it called The Alan Harper Healing Center in exchange for being her lover, Charlie suggests he call it The Alan Harper House of Crap instead. | |||||
| 10 | Alan Harper Vampire Hunter | Literature | Novels | ||
Alan Harper Vampire Hunter Novel Alan mentions writing. | |||||
| 11 | Alan Harper's Place | Television | TV Shows | ||
Alan Harper's Place Alan joke, good name for a sitcom. | |||||
| 12 | Alan, Where Are You? | Television | TV Shows | ||
Alan, Where Are You? TV show Alan makes up to hide the fact from Lyndsey that his date is in his bedroom. | |||||
| 13 | Alanandwaldensbigday.com | Media | Websites | ||
Alanandwaldensbigday.com Website Alan creates for the wedding. | |||||
| 14 | Alancrest | Food Industries | Food Companies | ||
Alancrest Alan wants to open a vineyard. | |||||
| 15 | Alibi | Cinema | Movies | ||
Alibi Movie Poster At Movie Theater. | |||||
| 16 | Alien Blaster | Media | Video Games | ||
Alien Blaster Arcade video game that Walden buys for Louis. | |||||
| 17 | The Amazing Adventures of Stretch Armstr... | Entertainment | Theater Productions | ||
The Amazing Adventures of Stretch Armstrong Charlie's penis puppet show. | |||||
| 18 | Antonio's | Dining | Restaurants | ||
Antonio's Charlie suggests Antonio's for dinner, but his date Sherri picks The Oak Room instead. | |||||
| 19 | Assmasters 7 the Final Chapter | Cinema | Adult Films | ||
Assmasters 7 the Final Chapter Adult video that Charlie mentions to Mia after an unsuccessful visit to the sperm bank. Spoiler Alert - it is not the last chapter. They still have a lot of loose ends to wrap up. | |||||
| 20 | Avatart | Cinema | Movies | ||
Avatart Alan proposes movies and TV show titles for works based on Charlie and Rose's relationship. | |||||
| 21 | Back-Stabbing Dream Killer | Music | Songs | ||
Back-Stabbing Dream Killer Joke Alan makes about a song Taylor Swift would write about Walden. | |||||
| 22 | Backsnapper U | Education | Medical Schools | ||
Backsnapper U Joke Charlie makes about Alan's alma mater. | |||||
| 23 | Baco-Berries | Food Products | Fruits and Vegetables | ||
Baco-Berries Product that Walden and Jake discuss at grocery store. "Delicious dried cranberries infused with real bacon flavor" | |||||
| 24 | Banana Brickle | Menu | Ice Cream Flavors | ||
Banana Brickle Ice cream flavor that Alan orders at Moo Moo's Ice Cream. | |||||
| 25 | Because It Amuses Me | Literature | Books | ||
Because It Amuses Me Alan and Charlie make several jokes about book titles after Alan claims to have joined a book club and Charlie asks what book he's reading. Alan says it's a mystery called Why Are You Doing This to Me? Charlie responds by asking, isn't that by the same guy who wrote Because it Amuses Me? | |||||
| 26 | Bellwood Academy | Education | Primary Schools | ||
Bellwood Academy Zoey's daughter's kindergarten. | |||||
| 27 | Beverly Glen Spa | Beauty Care | Spas | ||
Beverly Glen Spa Lyndsey gets Alan a gift certificate. | |||||
| 28 | Beverly Hills German Motors | Vehicles | Vehicle Dealerships | ||
Beverly Hills German Motors Alan takes Charlie's car in for service, meets a woman who thinks Charlie's car is his car, takes her back to his mother's house pretending it's his house, where she convinces him to put on a red chiffon dress, at which point she steals his clothes and Charlie's car. | |||||
| 29 | Beyond | Cinema | Movies | ||
Beyond Movie poster from various episodes. | |||||
| 30 | Bite Me | Literature | Books | ||
Bite Me Joke Alan makes - the title of his book. Chapter 1: Bite me. Chapter 2: Kiss my pale white ass. | |||||
| 31 | BJs | Apparel | Jewelry Stores | ||
BJs Jewelry store where Walden buys an engagement ring for Alan to give to Lyndsey. BJ = Bountiful Jewels. | |||||
| 32 | A Blueprint for Love | Literature | Books | ||
A Blueprint for Love Relationship workbook Alan and Charlie use. | |||||
| 33 | Blungogo | Computers | Mobile Apps | ||
Blungogo Walden and Billy named their previous business "Blungogo", after the sound Billy was making when Walden was trying to choke him to death. Before that though, Billy wanted "musicalgorithm.com" and Walden wanted "SongSnatch". | |||||
| 34 | Blungogo.com | Media | Websites | ||
Blungogo.com Walden's $1.3 billion company that Microsoft bought and bundled with Zune. | |||||
| 35 | The Bold and the Bulimic | Television | TV Shows | ||
The Bold and the Bulimic Joke Charlie makes trying to get Alan to go on a double date when he's sick - his girl is on a soap opera, but he doesn't remember which one. | |||||
| 36 | Boobshop | Computers | Mobile Apps | ||
Boobshop Jake and Eldridge's idea for a new app - Photoshop for your boobs. | |||||
| 37 | The Booger Boogie  | Music | Songs | ||
The Booger Boogie Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies.  | |||||
| 38 | Bourbon Whiskey | Beverage Products | Alcohol | ||
Bourbon Whiskey When Alan starts drinking more, Charlie complains about him drinking his good stuff, so he makes Alan switch over to the generic brand, which Charlie calls Old Walmart. | |||||
| 39 | Braves | Sports | Baseball Teams | ||
Braves Walden's future son's T-ball team. | |||||
| 40 | Breaking Barriers: Finding the Intimacy ... | Literature | Books | ||
Breaking Barriers: Finding the Intimacy You Deserve Book by Charlie's new mom figure older girlfriend. | |||||
| 41 | Bucket of Hate | Music | Musicians | ||
Bucket of Hate Jake discovers a new band, sneaks out to attend their concert. | |||||
| 42 | Budget Motor Inn | Travel | Inns | ||
Budget Motor Inn Motel where Herb stays after Judith leaves him. | |||||
| 43 | Bumper to Humper | Services | Sex Services | ||
Bumper to Humper Business idea that Charlie comes up with while commuting to work with Alan - selling sex during traffic jams. He also considers calling it Speed humps and Jiffy lube - but remembers that one's taken. | |||||
| 44 | Bye Bye Boobies | Music | Songs | ||
Bye Bye Boobies Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies.  | |||||
| 45 | Cafe Adelaide | Dining | Coffeehouses | ||
Cafe Adelaide Alan and Walden get coffee after Walden comes clean with Kate. | |||||
| 46 | Cajun Cluckies | Menu | Menu Items | ||
Cajun Cluckies Menu item at Clucky's, fast food chicken place where Charlie takes Jake. | |||||
| 47 | Cank Be Gone | Personal Care | Hygiene Products | ||
Cank Be Gone Charlie buys Cank Be Gone from Russel for Chelsea when she's sick. | |||||
| 48 | Captain Terry's Spray-on Hair | Personal Care | Hair Products | ||
Captain Terry's Spray-on Hair Hair product Alan uses. | |||||
| 49 | Captivated by Solitude | Cinema | Movies | ||
Captivated by Solitude Charlie and Alan run into Judith - and her date - at the movies when they go to see Captivated by Solitude. Other movies playing at the theater include Death Fist 4, Hardball, Beyond, Cybort, Jolly Good Fellow and Pawn. | |||||
| 50 | Car-nimal | Cinema | Movies | ||
Car-nimal Jake's idea for a screenplay. A man becomes a half-car, half-animal. | |||||
| 51 | Carol's Boutique | Apparel | Clothing Stores | ||
Carol's Boutique Store in the background when Rose warns Walden about Larry's hitman. | |||||
| 52 | The Cat Can't Swim (Don't Bite the Puppy... | Music | Songs | ||
The Cat Can't Swim (Don't Bite the Puppy) Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies.  | |||||
| 53 | Chanel No. 666 | Personal Care | Cosmetics | ||
Chanel No. 666 Joke Charlie makes about Evelyn's scent when they go shopping for a birthday present for her. | |||||
| 54 | Channel 14 | Cinema | TV Stations | ||
Channel 14 Live feed of the motel clerk's spa tub at the generic motel where Rose hides him from Larry's hitman. | |||||
| 55 | Charlie Harper Sucks Ltd | Corporations | Companies | ||
Charlie Harper Sucks Ltd Company in the Cayman Islands that owns the domain name CharlieHarperSucks.com. | |||||
| 56 | Charlie Waffles | Music | Musicians | ||
Charlie Waffles Charlie becomes "Charlie Waffles", The king of kids songs, to make money and hook up with hot single mothers and nannies, released a greatest hits CD featuring a scratch n sniff poster that smells like maple syrup, performing live in concert and releasing a concert video.  | |||||
| 57 | Charlie Waffles Greatest Hits | Music | Songs | ||
Charlie Waffles Greatest Hits Charlie becomes "Charlie Waffles", The king of kids songs, to make money and hook up with hot single mothers and nannies, released a greatest hits CD featuring a scratch n sniff poster that smells like maple syrup, performing live in concert and releasing a concert video.  | |||||
| 58 | Charlie Waffles Live in Concert | Cinema | Movies | ||
Charlie Waffles Live in Concert Charlie becomes "Charlie Waffles", The king of kids songs, to make money and hook up with hot single mothers and nannies, released a greatest hits CD featuring a scratch n sniff poster that smells like maple syrup, performing live in concert and releasing a concert video. | |||||
| 59 | CharlieHarperSucks.com | Media | Websites | ||
CharlieHarperSucks.com Charlie learns that a disgruntled ex-lover has created a website about him. Spoiler - it was Rose, and she takes it down after he apologizes to her. | |||||
| 60 | Cheese | Food Products | Cheese | ||
Cheese When Charlie runs out of money, he's forced to buy generic products in bulk, including Toilet Paper, Cheese, Vodka and Orange Drink Mix - which he uses to make a screwdriver for Evelyn. | |||||
| 61 | Chesky's Electronic Mart | Retail | Electronics Stores | ||
Chesky's Electronic Mart Walden's shopping bag. | |||||
| 62 | Chloe's Song | Music | Songs | ||
Chloe's Song Song Charlie claims to be writing for Chloe, but it's actually the music for The Way You Look Tonight. | |||||
| 63 | Chocolate | Personal Care | Perfumes | ||
Chocolate Cologne that Mr. Peterson is wearing, to hide the smell of Bob's group's surprise anniversary cake. | |||||
| 64 | Chocolate Diddlers | Food Products | Candy | ||
Chocolate Diddlers Charlie writes a new jingle. | |||||
| 65 | Chocolate Tidlers | Food Products | Breakfast Cereal | ||
Chocolate Tidlers Start your day with a big hoo-ray! Chocolate Tidlers, Chocolate Tidlers, Bowl of fun for Everyone. Chocolate Tidlers, Chocolate Tidlers, Yum! | |||||
| 66 | Cinnamon Crunch | Food Products | Breakfast Cereal | ||
Cinnamon Crunch Breakfast cereal on the kitchen table when Walden passes out after playing with Zoey's daughter. | |||||
| 67 | Cinnamon's Buns | Cinema | Adult Films | ||
Cinnamon's Buns Lyndsey's soft core porn video. | |||||
| 68 | Clodex | Drugs | Medicine | ||
Clodex When Walden's model date Nadine falls off the balcony, he takes her to the emergency room. When completing paperwork, he asks her for her medications, which include Plaxitril for depression, Zaxaprin for anxiety, Dilapamin for insomnia and Clodex for occasional bouts of rage. | |||||
| 69 | Clucky's | Dining | Chicken Joints | ||
Clucky's Fast food chicken place where Charlie takes Jake. | |||||
| 70 | Comic Heroes | Media | Video Games | ||
Comic Heroes Arcade video game that Walden buys for Louis. | |||||
| 71 | Cooking for Dummies | Literature | Cookbooks | ||
Cooking for Dummies Charlie teaches himself to cook. | |||||
| 72 | The Courthouse | Nightlife | Nightclubs | ||
The Courthouse When Walden suggests the courthouse for the wedding, Alan jokes he hopes The Courthouse is a chic bar in Ibiza. | |||||
| 73 | Crapster | Computers | Mobile Apps | ||
Crapster Alan's idea for an app that can find a clean public restroom anywhere in the world. | |||||
| 74 | Craters | Sports | School Mascots | ||
Craters In a flash forward to the year 2030, Louis attends Moon University, and there's a game between Jupiter State and Moon University. Go Craters! | |||||
| 75 | The Crazy Bitch Gazette | Periodicals | Newspaper Gazettes | ||
The Crazy Bitch Gazette Joke Charlie makes about Rose. | |||||
| 76 | Crisp Berry Crunch | Food Products | Breakfast Cereal | ||
Crisp Berry Crunch Breakfast cereal Jake eats. | |||||
| 77 | Cybort | Cinema | Movies | ||
Cybort Charlie and Alan run into Judith - and her date - at the movies when they go to see Captivated by Solitude. Other movies playing at the theater include Death Fist 4, Hardball, Beyond, Cybort, Jolly Good Fellow and Pawn. | |||||
| 78 | Dairy Barn | Beverage Products | Milk | ||
Dairy Barn Milk brand. | |||||
| 79 | Dairy Farm | Beverage Products | Milk | ||
Dairy Farm Milk brand. When Charlie takes Jake shopping, Jake insists on particular brand: That's Dairy Farm, We drink Dairy Barn. | |||||
| 80 | Daisy's Classy Catering | Services | Catering Services | ||
Daisy's Classy Catering Berta recommends her baby sister to cater the party for Evelyn when she gets her golden blazer from the Westside Realtors Association. She also has a fishing tackle business. | |||||
| 81 | Daisy's Fishing Tackle and Live Bait | Retail | Sporting Goods Stores | ||
Daisy's Fishing Tackle and Live Bait Berta recommends her baby sister to cater the party for Evelyn when she gets her golden blazer from the Westside Realtors Association. She also has a fishing tackle business. | |||||
| 82 | Dan Halen | Music | Musicians | ||
Dan Halen Van Halen tribute band concert that Walden - as Sam Wilson - attend. | |||||
| 83 | Danielle's Darlings | Organizations | Charities | ||
Danielle's Darlings Alan's lawyer's charity, named after his ex-wife that died in a car accident. | |||||
| 84 | DanishMunchers.com | Media | Websites | ||
DanishMunchers.com Porn website Alan mentions. | |||||
| 85 | The Day Jake's Uncle Kicked His Ass | Literature | Books | ||
The Day Jake's Uncle Kicked His Ass Joke Charlie makes. | |||||
| 86 | Deadly Assets | Cinema | Movies | ||
Deadly Assets Movie poster at movie theater. | |||||
| 87 | Deadly Riders | Cinema | Movies | ||
Deadly Riders Movie Charlie and Alan go see. | |||||
| 88 | Death Fist 4 | Cinema | Movies | ||
Death Fist 4 Charlie and Alan run into Judith - and her date - at the movies when they go to see Captivated by Solitude. Other movies playing at the theater include Death Fist 4, Hardball, Beyond, Cybort, Jolly Good Fellow and Pawn. | |||||
| 89 | Di Filipo's | Dining | Restaurants | ||
Di Filipo's Restaurant from multiple episodes. | |||||
| 90 | Dilapamin | Drugs | Medicine | ||
Dilapamin When Walden's model date Nadine falls off the balcony, he takes her to the emergency room. When completing paperwork, he asks her for her medications, which include Plaxitril for depression, Zaxaprin for anxiety, Dilapamin for insomnia and Clodex for occasional bouts of rage. | |||||
| 91 | Don't Shake the Baby | Music | Songs | ||
Don't Shake the Baby Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies.  | |||||
| 92 | Double-D Cup Latte | Beverage Products | Coffee | ||
Double-D Cup Latte Alan Harper: Hey, what's that splattered all over your shirt? Charlie Harper: Coffee and breast milk. Alan Harper: What happened? Did Starbucks merge with Hooters? Hooterbucks - I'd like a Double-D cup Latte, please. | |||||
| 93 | Dr. Andrew Sperlock | Healthcare | Doctors | ||
Dr. Andrew Sperlock Urologist. Charlie considers getting a vasectomy. | |||||
| 94 | Dr. ASAP | Healthcare | Doctors | ||
Dr. ASAP Unintended joke Jake makes - Charlie told him if e experienced certain symptoms, see a doctor ASAP. So he asks Alan who this Dr. ASAP is. | |||||
| 95 | Dr. Bloom | Healthcare | Therapy | ||
Dr. Bloom Alan and his Judith's marriage counselor. Alan cancels their next appointment after moving out. | |||||
| 96 | Dr. Dave Ciambotti | Healthcare | Doctors | ||
Dr. Dave Ciambotti Chiropractor Alan mentions. | |||||
| 97 | Dr. Demerest | Healthcare | Therapy | ||
Dr. Demerest Alan's child psychiatrist, mentioned in multiple episodes. | |||||
| 98 | Dr. Gollygupta | Healthcare | Doctors | ||
Dr. Gollygupta Russell enlists the help of Dr. Gollygupta, of the Gollygupta Hypertension and Glaucoma Clinic in Sri Lanka to diagnose Charlie with glaucoma so he can get some weed. | |||||
| 99 | Dr. Herbert Melnick | Healthcare | Doctors | ||
Dr. Herbert Melnick Judith's new husband. Pediatrician. | |||||
| 100 | Dr. Linda Freeman | Healthcare | Therapy | ||
Dr. Linda Freeman Charlie's therapist. | |||||
| 101 | Dr. Philip Gonzales | Healthcare | Doctors | ||
Dr. Philip Gonzales Charlie's alias he mentions to escort service while making plans to go to Las Vegas for Christmas. | |||||
| 102 | Dr. Prajneep | Healthcare | Doctors | ||
Dr. Prajneep Walden's emergency room doctor. | |||||
| 103 | Dr. Schwartz | Healthcare | Doctors | ||
Dr. Schwartz Charlie's old doctor in Beverly Hills. | |||||
| 104 | Dr. Shankman | Healthcare | Plastic Surgery | ||
Dr. Shankman Plastic surgeon - Evelyn's new "tushie". | |||||
| 105 | Dr. Shapiro | Healthcare | Plastic Surgery | ||
Dr. Shapiro Plastic surgeon that Evelyn mentions - asking Wendy if he did her nose. | |||||
| 106 | Dr. Talmadge | Healthcare | Doctors | ||
Dr. Talmadge Charlie's new doctor in Beverly Hills. | |||||
| 107 | Dr. Yakimura | Healthcare | Doctors | ||
Dr. Yakimura Doctor that calls Evelyn with a hot tip for a suicide house for her to sell. | |||||
| 108 | Dr. Zimmerman | Healthcare | Therapy | ||
Dr. Zimmerman Psychiatrist that Bull brings to deliver Christine's baby. | |||||
| 109 | The Drunken Hulk | Menu | Mixed Drinks | ||
The Drunken Hulk Drink Charlie comes up with - nighttime cold medicine and scotch. | |||||
| 110 | Dry Guy Deodorant | Personal Care | Hygiene Products | ||
Dry Guy Deodorant Charlie wrote the jingle for Dry Guy Deodorant. Charlie incorporates his jingle into Jake's class recital. | |||||
| 111 | Dude Where's My Car | Vehicles | Automotive Services | ||
Dude Where's My Car Business Walden uses to find his first car. | |||||
| 112 | Dudes of Rockage | Music | Musicians | ||
Dudes of Rockage Jake is in band. | |||||
| 113 | Dumbass | Cinema | Movies | ||
Dumbass Jake and Eldridge's version of Jackass. | |||||
| 114 | Eddie G's Pizzeria | Dining | Pizza Parlors | ||
Eddie G's Pizzeria Pizza parlor from multiple episodes. | |||||
| 115 | Egg McBourbon | Menu | Mixed Drinks | ||
Egg McBourbon Charlie mixed drink at breakfast time. | |||||
| 116 | El Pollo Skin-o | Dining | Chicken Joints | ||
El Pollo Skin-o Jake's idea for a new restaurant - steal the chicken skin from chicken places that discard the skin. "The chicken skin" in Spanish. He plans to launch the first location in Sacramento, then Muncie, Indiana - Home of Ball State University. Finally, Lake Titicaca. Not a ball joke, but still funny. | |||||
| 117 | Embracing Your Soulmate | Literature | Self-Help Products | ||
Embracing Your Soulmate Self help book Charlie finds in bookstore. Soulmate, not cellmate. | |||||
| 118 | Emily's Elite and Discreet Introductions | Services | Dating Services | ||
Emily's Elite and Discreet Introductions Service Walden hires to meet a rich girl. | |||||
| 119 | Epiphany for Men | Personal Care | Cosmetics | ||
Epiphany for Men Charlie Harper: You know what that smell is? Epiphany for men. | |||||
| 120 | Evelyn Harper Real Estate | Services | Realty Services | ||
Evelyn Harper Real Estate Alan & Charlie's mother owns a real estate company. | |||||
| 121 | Evelyn Harper, Interior Design | Services | Interior Design | ||
Evelyn Harper, Interior Design Evelyn offers Walden her services. | |||||
| 122 | Feed It to the Dog | Music | Songs | ||
Feed It to the Dog Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies.  | |||||
| 123 | Ferret Fancy | Periodicals | Magazines | ||
Ferret Fancy Magazine Rose reads. | |||||
| 124 | Fire in the Hole | Personal Care | Hygiene Products | ||
Fire in the Hole Rose tells Charlie that his jingle for Fire in the Hole hemorrhoid cream was some of his best work. | |||||
| 125 | Fish Sickles | Menu | Menu Items | ||
Fish Sickles Jake and Eldridge brainstorm opening a restaurant with food on a stick. They come up with pizza on a stick, called "Pizza Sticks", pie on a stick, called "Pie Sticks", and fish on a stick, called "Fishsickles". | |||||
| 126 | Fluff Bunny Records | Music | Record Companies | ||
Fluff Bunny Records Record company that signs Charlie as Charlie Waffles, his new moniker as the king of childrens songs, run by President and CEO Artie Pliskin. | |||||
| 127 | From Diaper to Wiper | Music | Songs | ||
From Diaper to Wiper Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies.  | |||||
| 128 | Frumunda Sauce | Food Products | Condiments | ||
Frumunda Sauce Charlie offers Jake chicken with "frumunda sauce" while eating Chinese take-out - sauce "fromunda" the toilet. | |||||
| 129 | Fun 'N Fruity | Food Products | Breakfast Cereal | ||
Fun 'N Fruity Jake makes breakfast with Dairy Barn milk, Fun 'N Fruity breakfast cereal and a blender. | |||||
| 130 | Gay Berry | Food Products | Ice Cream | ||
Gay Berry Joke Charlie makes when Alan orders Passion Fruit, Banana Brickle and Nutty Butter Buddy at Moo Moo's Ice Cream. | |||||
| 131 | Georgio's | Dining | Restaurants | ||
Georgio's Expensive restaurant where Charlie tells Alan to take new neighbor Danielle. | |||||
| 132 | Get Your Mouth Off My Daughter You Cheat... | Music | Songs | ||
Get Your Mouth Off My Daughter You Cheatin' Son of a Bitch Phrase Jake's ex-girlfriend yells at him, and Walden says that would make a great country song. | |||||
| 133 | Glitter | Cinema | Movies | ||
Glitter Movie poster at movie theater. | |||||
| 134 | Gollygupta Hypertension and Glaucoma Cli... | Healthcare | Medical Services | ||
Gollygupta Hypertension and Glaucoma Clinic Russell enlists the help of Dr. Gollygupta, of the Gollygupta Hypertension and Glaucoma Clinic in Sri Lanka to diagnose Charlie with glaucoma so he can get some weed. | |||||
| 135 | Goofy Juice | Beverage Products | Juice | ||
Goofy Juice Juice Jake drinks. | |||||
| 136 | Grandma May Smell Funny | Music | Songs | ||
Grandma May Smell Funny Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies.  | |||||
| 137 | Granny's Big Fudge Nuggets | Food Products | Candy | ||
Granny's Big Fudge Nuggets Charlie wrote the jingle for Fudge Nuggets.  | |||||
| 138 | Greenblatt's | Dining | Restaurants | ||
Greenblatt's Evelyn and Rose go to lunch, and sends chicken soup home for a sick Alan - though it is intercepted by Charlie and Jake. | |||||
| 139 | Guadalajara Medical School | Education | Medical Schools | ||
Guadalajara Medical School Charlie tells Alan that if he hadn't gotten into jingle writing, he would have ended up playing faculty mixers at the Guadalajara Medical School. | |||||
| 140 | Half Caff Zach Braff | Beverage Products | Coffee | ||
Half Caff Zach Braff When Walden offers to get her coffee, drunk Jenny orders Half Caff Zach Braff. | |||||
| 141 | Hammerstein Beer | Beverage Products | Beer | ||
Hammerstein Beer Charlie wrote the jingle for Hammerstein Beer. | |||||
| 142 | Hardball | Cinema | Movies | ||
Hardball Charlie and Alan run into Judith - and her date - at the movies when they go to see Captivated by Solitude. Other movies playing at the theater include Death Fist 4, Hardball, Beyond, Cybort, Jolly Good Fellow and Pawn. | |||||
| 143 | Harvest | Cinema | Movies | ||
Harvest Movie Poster At Movie Theater. | |||||
| 144 | Hashtag, I Love You | Cinema | Movies | ||
Hashtag, I Love You Movie Alan and Paula see. | |||||
| 145 | Heisler Beer | Beverage Products | Beer | ||
Heisler Beer Beer product created by Independent Studio Services. | |||||
| 146 | Here Comes Pleshkin | Television | TV Shows | ||
Here Comes Pleshkin TV show created by Evelyn's boyfriend Marty. | |||||
| 147 | Hillbilly Gynecologist | Television | TV Shows | ||
Hillbilly Gynecologist TV show Alan mentions. | |||||
| 148 | Hiroshima, La Poubelle | Cinema | Movies | ||
Hiroshima, La Poubelle Movie Alan and Charlie go to see but run into Chelsea and her new boyfriend. "An enchanting journey of self-discovery" | |||||
| 149 | The Hole Enchilada | Dining | Fast Food | ||
The Hole Enchilada Berta picks up Mexican donuts. | |||||
| 150 | Hooterbucks | Dining | Coffeehouses | ||
Hooterbucks Alan Harper: Hey, what's that splattered all over your shirt? Charlie Harper: Coffee and breast milk. Alan Harper: What happened? Did Starbucks merge with Hooters? Hooterbucks - I'd like a Double-D cup Latte, please. | |||||
| 151 | House of Douche | Apparel | Clothing Stores | ||
House of Douche Joke Kate makes about fashion house Alan would open. | |||||
| 152 | How to Hypnotize Women and Make Them You... | Literature | Instructional Books | ||
How to Hypnotize Women and Make Them Your Slaves Alan's book that Walden returns to him at Evelyn's house. | |||||
| 153 | I Can't Believe It's Not Body Butter | Personal Care | Sex Products | ||
I Can't Believe It's Not Body Butter Joke about a sex product. | |||||
| 154 | I Like Corn | Music | Songs | ||
I Like Corn Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies.  | |||||
| 155 | I Love Boobies | Music | Songs | ||
I Love Boobies Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies. | |||||
| 156 | I Love Looney | Television | TV Shows | ||
I Love Looney Alan proposes movies and TV show titles for works based on Charlie and Rose's relationship. | |||||
| 157 | Ice Cream | Dining | Ice Cream Parlors | ||
Ice Cream Generic ice cream truck Jake chases after instead doing his sign flipping job. | |||||
| 158 | Jealous-in | Drugs | Medicine | ||
Jealous-in Alan joke. Use as directed. Side effects include tears, sleepless night, and possible rage masturbation. | |||||
| 159 | Jerry's Cadillac | Vehicles | Vehicle Dealerships | ||
Jerry's Cadillac Dealership in Tustin. "If you want a Caddy, I'm your daddy." | |||||
| 160 | Jolly Good Fellow | Cinema | Movies | ||
Jolly Good Fellow Charlie and Alan run into Judith - and her date - at the movies when they go to see Captivated by Solitude. Other movies playing at the theater include Death Fist 4, Hardball, Beyond, Cybort, Jolly Good Fellow and Pawn. | |||||
| 161 | Journal of the American Chiropractic Ass... | Periodicals | Journals | ||
Journal of the American Chiropractic Association Alan mentions that he had an article published in which he coined the phrase Massive Mammory Syndrome for women with large breasts in the Journal of the American Chiropractic Association. | |||||
| 162 | Junkshop | Computers | Mobile Apps | ||
Junkshop Jake and Eldridge's idea for a new app - Photoshop for your junk. | |||||
| 163 | Jupiter State | Education | State Colleges | ||
Jupiter State In a flash forward to the year 2030, Louis attends Moon University, and there's a game between Jupiter State and Moon University. Go Craters! | |||||
| 164 | Just Like a Woman | Personal Care | Hygiene Products | ||
Just Like a Woman Rose tells Charlie that his jingle for Just Like a Woman natural douche was some of his best work. | |||||
| 165 | Kabob Kingdom | Dining | Fast Food | ||
Kabob Kingdom Alan and Herb go out to eat at the food court. | |||||
| 166 | Kiss My Owie | Music | Songs | ||
Kiss My Owie Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies.  | |||||
| 167 | La Dolce | Dining | Restaurants | ||
La Dolce Fancy restaurant. | |||||
| 168 | La Poubelle Et Le Fromage | Cinema | Movies | ||
La Poubelle Et Le Fromage Charlie and Chelsea take Alan with them to see La Poubelle et le Fromage at the Nuart. Translation: The Trash and Cheese. | |||||
| 169 | Lawyers Without Yachts | Organizations | Charities | ||
Lawyers Without Yachts Joke Charlie makes about Alan's lawyer's charity. | |||||
| 170 | Les Girls Girls Girls | Nightlife | Strip Clubs | ||
Les Girls Girls Girls Strip club mentioned in multiple episodes. | |||||
| 171 | Les Petites Petomanes | Education | Performing Arts Schools | ||
Les Petites Petomanes Ballet school. French name that translates to: The little flatulists girls. Charlie bribes and tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can get closer to Mia, the teacher. | |||||
| 172 | The Lindsey Special | Menu | Mixed Drinks | ||
The Lindsey Special Drink added to the menu at a bar in honor of drunk Lyndsey. | |||||
| 173 | The Log Cabin | Nightlife | Nightclubs | ||
The Log Cabin Before coming out, Chelsea's father mentions a gay bar called the Log Cabin, back home on Forrester Street, right next to the A&W. | |||||
| 174 | Look Who's Stalking | Cinema | Movies | ||
Look Who's Stalking Alan proposes movies and TV show titles for works based on Charlie and Rose's relationship. | |||||
| 175 | Los Angeles Ledger | Periodicals | Newspapers | ||
Los Angeles Ledger Newspaper Alan reads. | |||||
| 176 | Lumitrol | Drugs | Medicine | ||
Lumitrol Depression drug commercial that Alan and Jake watch, and Jake later recommends to Charlie. | |||||
| 177 | The Magic Castle | Dining | Restaurants | ||
The Magic Castle Location of Jake's birthday party - not shown. | |||||
| 178 | Magic Pussy Litter | Pets | Pet Products | ||
Magic Pussy Litter TV commercial that Charlie watches - with patented Cluster Busters. | |||||
| 179 | Malibu College | Education | Colleges | ||
Malibu College Beach volleyball team that Walden invites over to cheer Alan up. | |||||
| 180 | Malibu Day Spa | Beauty Care | Spas | ||
Malibu Day Spa Alan gets a reminder phone call message for his bikini wax. | |||||
| 181 | The Malibu Times | Periodicals | Newspaper Times | ||
The Malibu Times Magazine Rose's husband Mannny Quinn reads. | |||||
| 182 | MalibuPuddingGirls.com | Media | Websites | ||
MalibuPuddingGirls.com Charlie recommends a porn website to Alan. | |||||
| 183 | Man-Whore | Literature | Books | ||
Man-Whore Berta's planned Charlie memoir. | |||||
| 184 | Mansect | Cinema | Movies | ||
Mansect Movie poster at movie theater. | |||||
| 185 | Maple Loops | Food Products | Breakfast Cereal | ||
Maple Loops Charlie wrote the jingle for Pitter's Maple Loops. "It's got oats, And corns and wheat. It's the sweetest, breakfast treat. It's maple, maple, mayyyyyy--ple-licious!"  | |||||
| 186 | Mark Twain Elementary | Education | Elementary Schools | ||
Mark Twain Elementary Alan's elementary school. | |||||
| 187 | Marshmallow Magic | Food Products | Breakfast Cereal | ||
Marshmallow Magic Breakfast cereal on the kitchen table when Walden passes out after playing with Zoey's daughter. | |||||
| 188 | MC Perfunctory | Music | Musicians | ||
MC Perfunctory Jake comes up with a new rap name for himself. | |||||
| 189 | Medallions of Bean Curd with Lawnmower S... | Menu | Menu Items | ||
Medallions of Bean Curd with Lawnmower Sauce Joke Charlie makes about his dinner at the new vegetarian restaurant he visits with Mia. | |||||
| 190 | Meet the Schmidts | Television | TV Shows | ||
Meet the Schmidts Joke about good name for a TV sitcom. | |||||
| 191 | Meet the Stalkers | Cinema | Movies | ||
Meet the Stalkers Alan proposes movies and TV show titles for works based on Charlie and Rose's relationship. | |||||
| 192 | Mommy's Little Happy Pill | Music | Songs | ||
Mommy's Little Happy Pill Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies.  | |||||
| 193 | Mon Grenier Du Vivre | Dining | Restaurants | ||
Mon Grenier Du Vivre Restaurant where Evelyn takes Chelsea for lunch. | |||||
| 194 | Monster Boobs | Periodicals | Adult Magazines | ||
Monster Boobs Charlie Harper: Well that attitude is why you sleep alone with a copy of Monster Boobs magazine under your pillow. Alan Harper: Stay out of my room. | |||||
| 195 | Moo Moo's Ice Cream | Dining | Ice Cream Parlors | ||
Moo Moo's Ice Cream Alan and Charlie take Jake to get ice cream after seeing a movie. | |||||
| 196 | Moon University | Education | Universities | ||
Moon University In a flash forward to the year 2030, Louis attends Moon University, and there's a game between Jupiter State and Moon University. Go Craters! | |||||
| 197 | Motel | Travel | Motels | ||
Motel Generic motel where Rose hides Walden from Larry's hitman. | |||||
| 198 | Mr. Herpes | Personal Care | Hygiene Products | ||
Mr. Herpes Rose tells Charlie that his jingle for Mr. Herpes lip balm was some of his best work. | |||||
| 199 | Musicians Softball League | Sports | Sports Associations | ||
Musicians Softball League Charlie plays softball for the Pavlov's Dogs as part of the Musicians Softball League. | |||||
| 200 | My Mom and I Slept with the Same Dude | Literature | Biographies | ||
My Mom and I Slept with the Same Dude Joke Charlie makes about the title of his autobiography when his ex-girlfriend Jill returns as a man named Bill. | |||||
| 201 | Nude Legends on Ice | Entertainment | Theater Productions | ||
Nude Legends on Ice Show Charlie asks about. | |||||
| 202 | Nutty Butter Buddy | Menu | Ice Cream Flavors | ||
Nutty Butter Buddy Ice cream flavor that Alan orders at Moo Moo's Ice Cream. | |||||
| 203 | The Oak Room | Dining | Restaurants | ||
The Oak Room Charlie suggests Antonio's for dinner, but his date Sherri picks The Oak Room instead. | |||||
| 204 | Old Paint Beer | Beverage Products | Beer | ||
Old Paint Beer Berta's date brings beer. | |||||
| 205 | Orange Drink Mix | Beverage Products | Juice | ||
Orange Drink Mix When Charlie runs out of money, he's forced to buy generic products in bulk, including Toilet Paper, Cheese, Vodka and Orange Drink Mix - which he uses to make a screwdriver for Evelyn. | |||||
| 206 | Oshikuru: Demon Samurai | Literature | Comic Books | ||
Oshikuru: Demon Samurai Comic book about a teenage boy in a futuristic society who's possessed by the tortured soul of a a feudal Japanese warrior condemned to walk to the earth fighting the evil he once embodied that's being turned into a cartoon and Charlie writes the theme song. | |||||
| 207 | Passion Fruit | Menu | Ice Cream Flavors | ||
Passion Fruit Ice cream flavor that Alan orders at Moo Moo's Ice Cream. | |||||
| 208 | Pavlov's | Nightlife | Nightclubs | ||
Pavlov's Local bar from various episodes. | |||||
| 209 | Pavlov's Dogs | Sports | Baseball Teams | ||
Pavlov's Dogs Charlie plays softball for the Pavlov's Dogs as part of the Musicians Softball League. | |||||
| 210 | Pawn | Cinema | Movies | ||
Pawn Charlie and Alan run into Judith - and her date - at the movies when they go to see Captivated by Solitude. Other movies playing at the theater include Death Fist 4, Hardball, Beyond, Cybort, Jolly Good Fellow and Pawn. | |||||
| 211 | Peanut Butter Crackles | Food Products | Breakfast Cereal | ||
Peanut Butter Crackles Jake's breakfast cereal. | |||||
| 212 | The Peepee Song | Music | Songs | ||
The Peepee Song Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies.  | |||||
| 213 | Penis Pump Industries | Personal Care | Sex Products | ||
Penis Pump Industries Alan orders a penis pump. | |||||
| 214 | Pie Sticks | Menu | Menu Items | ||
Pie Sticks Jake and Eldridge brainstorm opening a restaurant with food on a stick. They come up with pizza on a stick, called "Pizza Sticks", pie on a stick, called "Pie Sticks", and fish on a stick, called "Fishsickles". | |||||
| 215 | Pierre's Malibu Dance Studio | Education | Performing Arts Schools | ||
Pierre's Malibu Dance Studio Charlie and Chelsea take dancing lessons for their wedding. | |||||
| 216 | Pirates of the Blow It Out Your Ass | Cinema | Movies | ||
Pirates of the Blow It Out Your Ass Joke Alan makes while taking the movie quiz at the movie theater. Actually Pirates of the Caribbean. | |||||
| 217 | Pittler's | Food Industries | Food Companies | ||
Pittler's Company that makes Maple Loops breakfast cereal, product that Charlie wrote a jingle for. | |||||
| 218 | Pizza Sticks | Menu | Menu Items | ||
Pizza Sticks Jake and Eldridge brainstorm opening a restaurant with food on a stick. They come up with pizza on a stick, called "Pizza Sticks", pie on a stick, called "Pie Sticks", and fish on a stick, called "Fishsickles". | |||||
| 219 | Plaxitril | Drugs | Medicine | ||
Plaxitril Medication from multiple episodes. | |||||
| 220 | Plumber in a Jar | Home Furnishing | Bathroom Furnishings | ||
Plumber in a Jar Charlie wrote the jingle for Plumber in a Jar. Charlie incorporates his jingle into Jake's class recital. | |||||
| 221 | Poke-a-Hot-Ass | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | ||
Poke-a-Hot-Ass Joke Charlie's daughter makes about her conception being a Disney movie. Parody of Pokemon. | |||||
| 222 | Pola | Apparel | Clothing Products | ||
Pola Alan wears Pola shirts not Polo shirts, instead a guy playing Polo, there's a gardener riding a donkey. | |||||
| 223 | Potty Time | Music | Songs | ||
Potty Time Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies.  | |||||
| 224 | Pretty Pink Ponies | Sports | Baseball Teams | ||
Pretty Pink Ponies Walden's future girl's T-ball team. | |||||
| 225 | Prosciutto and Melon | Music | Musicians | ||
Prosciutto and Melon Alan's idea for the name of a new musical act. | |||||
| 226 | Radio Barn | Retail | Electronics Stores | ||
Radio Barn Alan buys webcams to be able to see Jake every day when he's at his mother's. | |||||
| 227 | Ransford | Food Industries | Food Companies | ||
Ransford Jake eats Rocky O's breakfast cereal, made by Ransford. | |||||
| 228 | Regular Cluckies | Menu | Menu Items | ||
Regular Cluckies Menu item at Clucky's, fast food chicken place where Charlie takes Jake. | |||||
| 229 | Robin Schmidt Primate Research Center | Research Institutes | Institutes | ||
Robin Schmidt Primate Research Center Walden's mother's research center. | |||||
| 230 | Robot Butler | Technology Products | Robot Models | ||
Robot Butler Android Walden wanted to invent when he was in college. | |||||
| 231 | Rocky O's | Food Products | Breakfast Cereal | ||
Rocky O's Jake eats Rocky O's breakfast cereal, made by Ransford. | |||||
| 232 | Rush to Flush | Music | Songs | ||
Rush to Flush Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies.  | |||||
| 233 | Russell's Drugs & Sundries | Retail | Drugstores | ||
Russell's Drugs & Sundries Local drugstore from multiple episodes. | |||||
| 234 | San Fernando Valley Chiropractic Associa... | Organizations | Professional Organizations | ||
San Fernando Valley Chiropractic Association Organization Alan mentions named him Chiropractor of the Year. | |||||
| 235 | Sand Dollar | Nightlife | Nightclubs | ||
Sand Dollar Herb invites Charlie out to the Sand Dollar bar, featuring All you can eat popcorn shrimp. | |||||
| 236 | Saw 33 | Cinema | Movie Sequels | ||
Saw 33 Saw series sequel playing at movie theater in flash forward when old Charlie takes a hot young girl to a movie and old Alan is working the concession stand with Jake. | |||||
| 237 | Schenkman Clinic | Healthcare | Plastic Surgery | ||
Schenkman Clinic Plastic surgery clinic. | |||||
| 238 | Scooter's Magic Tree Fort | Media | Video Games | ||
Scooter's Magic Tree Fort Video game Charlie buys for Jake. | |||||
| 239 | See Through Toaster | Home Furnishing | Kitchen Appliances | ||
See Through Toaster Alan breaks Walden's See Through Toaster and replaces it with a cheaper Toast Blaster Deluxe. | |||||
| 240 | ShaunaShower.com | Media | Websites | ||
ShaunaShower.com Charlie's date's daughter mentions having a webcam in her bathroom. Later, Charlie tries to guess her website. | |||||
| 241 | Silly Circles | Food Products | Breakfast Cereal | ||
Silly Circles Breakfast cereal on the kitchen table when Walden passes out after playing with Zoey's daughter. | |||||
| 242 | Sippy Cup | Music | Songs | ||
Sippy Cup Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies. | |||||
| 243 | Six Flags Over Crazy Ass Chick Land | Amusement | Amusement Parks | ||
Six Flags Over Crazy Ass Chick Land Joke Charlie makes about Alan's new nester girlfriend that decorates the house for Christmas. | |||||
| 244 | Smart Women, Foolish Choices | Literature | Self-Help Products | ||
Smart Women, Foolish Choices Self help book Charlie finds in bookstore. | |||||
| 245 | Songs, Thongs, Bongs and Schlongs | Literature | Biographies | ||
Songs, Thongs, Bongs and Schlongs Alan's suggestion for Charlie's biography. | |||||
| 246 | Soup Plantation | Dining | Restaurants | ||
Soup Plantation Restaurant Jake recommends to Walden when Walden asks for a romantic suggestion. | |||||
| 247 | Southern California Trial Lawyers Associ... | Organizations | Professional Organizations | ||
Southern California Trial Lawyers Association Charlie's new appropriately aged judge girlfriend is recognized as Judge of the Year by the Southern California Trial Lawyers Association. Charlie ruins the ceremony after taking an unknown drug from Evelyn. | |||||
| 248 | Springtime on a Stick | Drugs | Narcotics | ||
Springtime on a Stick Russell's Codeine Popsicle. | |||||
| 249 | Squid Surprise | Menu | Menu Items | ||
Squid Surprise Seafood dish at Di Filipo's that makes Walden and Kate, and then Alan sick. | |||||
| 250 | St. John's Hospital | Healthcare | Hospitals | ||
St. John's Hospital Hospital where Evelyn goes to guilt Charlie and Alan. | |||||
| 251 | The Stanhope-Schmidt Electric Suitcase | Computers | Mobile Apps | ||
The Stanhope-Schmidt Electric Suitcase Walden and Billy's new business venture. | |||||
| 252 | Steven Staven | Healthcare | Obstetrics | ||
Steven Staven Lyndsey's gynecologist. | |||||
| 253 | Stiffs | Television | TV Shows | ||
Stiffs Police procedural TV show. | |||||
| 254 | SuaveSingles.com | Services | Dating Services | ||
SuaveSingles.com Alan gets into online dating. First SuaveSingles.com, then JDate - a Jewish dating site. | |||||
| 255 | Super Motel | Travel | Motels | ||
Super Motel Motel where Alan and Jake stay on their road trip to the Grand Canyon. | |||||
| 256 | Superdad | Television | TV Shows | ||
Superdad New sitcom on Nickelodeon that Charlie writes a theme song for. | |||||
| 257 | Tall Pain in the Ass | Menu | Mixed Drinks | ||
Tall Pain in the Ass Joke Charlie makes about Herb, ordering a mixed drink called a Tall Pain in the Ass from the bar. | |||||
| 258 | Tammy's Tatties | Beauty Care | Tattoo Parlors | ||
Tammy's Tatties Jake's girlfriend Tammy's tattoo parlor. | |||||
| 259 | Tarzana PennySaver | Periodicals | Newspapers | ||
Tarzana PennySaver Newspaper article: ALAN HARPER: Good Doctor, Good Neighbor, Good Guy. | |||||
| 260 | Temple Beth Shalom | Religion | Temples | ||
Temple Beth Shalom Alan goes looking for religious consultation regarding his chiropractic Ponzi scheme. | |||||
| 261 | Ten Cent Bakery | Food Stores | Bakeries | ||
Ten Cent Bakery Bakery in the background during musical scene. | |||||
| 262 | Ten Minutes a Day to Incredible Wealth | Literature | Books | ||
Ten Minutes a Day to Incredible Wealth Alan's book that Walden returns to him at Evelyn's house. | |||||
| 263 | Terrace Gardens | Dining | Restaurants | ||
Terrace Gardens Restaurant where Charlie, Michelle, Alan and Evelyn have dinner together. | |||||
| 264 | TexasSqueezeEm.com | Media | Websites | ||
TexasSqueezeEm.com Porn website Alan visits. | |||||
| 265 | Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries | Literature | Childrens Books | ||
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries Childrens book series. Walden meets the author at a rich singles mixer organized by Emily's Elite and Discreet Introductions. | |||||
| 266 | Toast Blaster Deluxe | Home Furnishing | Kitchen Appliances | ||
Toast Blaster Deluxe Alan breaks Walden's See Through Toaster and replaces it with a cheaper Toast Blaster Deluxe. | |||||
| 267 | Toe-Zone | Personal Care | Hygiene Products | ||
Toe-Zone Walden sings several of Charlie's old jingles. | |||||
| 268 | Toilet Paper | Personal Care | Hygiene Products | ||
Toilet Paper When Charlie runs out of money, he's forced to buy generic products in bulk, including Toilet Paper, Cheese, Vodka and Orange Drink Mix - which he uses to make a screwdriver for Evelyn. | |||||
| 269 | Tran-Schmidter | Technology Products | Electronics | ||
Tran-Schmidter Implanted brain chip Walden wanted to invent when he was in college. | |||||
| 270 | Transylvania Goofy Juice | Beverage Products | Juice | ||
Transylvania Goofy Juice Jake's juice box brand. | |||||
| 271 | Trunkin' Donuts | Food Stores | Donut Shops | ||
Trunkin' Donuts Business idea that Charlie comes up with while commuting to work with Alan - selling donuts from the trunk of his car. He also considers calling it Gridnuts, Trunk Crullers and Stop 'n' Go Nuts. | |||||
| 272 | Two Buck Canuck | Beverage Products | Wine | ||
Two Buck Canuck Alan's cheap champagne. | |||||
| 273 | Two Burritos and a Rootbeer Float | Music | Songs | ||
Two Burritos and a Rootbeer Float Song Eddie Van Halen wrote in the bathroom. | |||||
| 274 | Ugly Bowl Illustrated | Periodicals | Magazines | ||
Ugly Bowl Illustrated Joke Charlie makes when he doesn't like the bowl Alan brings home. | |||||
| 275 | Under the Dining Room Table | Literature | Books | ||
Under the Dining Room Table Joke Charlie makes - book by Richard Gobbler, referencing Judith blowing him at dinner. | |||||
| 276 | Untitled Poem | Literature | Poetry | ||
Untitled Poem Title of the poem that Bob's group writes for him together for their anniversary. | |||||
| 277 | Valley West Community College | Education | Colleges | ||
Valley West Community College College Alan mentions. | |||||
| 278 | Vampire Hunter | Media | Video Games | ||
Vampire Hunter Jake's new video game. | |||||
| 279 | Vanessa Does Van Nuys | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | ||
Vanessa Does Van Nuys Charlie's date's dirty movie that Jake watches on Charlie's laptop. | |||||
| 280 | Vanessa Does Woodland Hills | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | ||
Vanessa Does Woodland Hills Charlie's date's next dirty movie, after Vanessa Does Van Nuys. | |||||
| 281 | Venti Nonfat Crap-puccino with Extra Foa... | Beverage Products | Coffee | ||
Venti Nonfat Crap-puccino with Extra Foam Joke Charlie makes about Alan's ex-girlfriend. | |||||
| 282 | The Vest Store | Apparel | Clothing Stores | ||
The Vest Store Comment Walden makes trying to get to know Berta, telling her he likes her vest, where did she get it, the Vest Store? | |||||
| 283 | Vodka | Beverage Products | Alcohol | ||
Vodka When Charlie runs out of money, he's forced to buy generic products in bulk, including Toilet Paper, Cheese, Vodka and Orange Drink Mix - which he uses to make a screwdriver for Evelyn. | |||||
| 284 | Wait Til Your Liver Fails | Literature | Books | ||
Wait Til Your Liver Fails Joke Alan makes - book by Hope Udai. | |||||
| 285 | WALD-E | Technology Products | Robot Models | ||
WALD-E Walden's robot. | |||||
| 286 | Walden Loves Alan Enterprises | Corporations | Companies | ||
Walden Loves Alan Enterprises Walden originally named his company "Walden Loves Bridget Enterprises", but after the divorce, he decides to change the name, briefly considering "Walden Loves Zoey, Inc." before settling on "Walden Loves Alan Enterprises". | |||||
| 287 | Walden Loves Bridget Enterprises | Corporations | Companies | ||
Walden Loves Bridget Enterprises Walden originally named his company "Walden Loves Bridget Enterprises", but after the divorce, he decides to change the name, briefly considering "Walden Loves Zoey, Inc." before settling on "Walden Loves Alan Enterprises". | |||||
| 288 | Walden Loves Zoey, Inc. | Corporations | Companies | ||
Walden Loves Zoey, Inc. Walden originally named his company "Walden Loves Bridget Enterprises", but after the divorce, he decides to change the name, briefly considering "Walden Loves Zoey, Inc." before settling on "Walden Loves Alan Enterprises". | |||||
| 289 | Walden Schmidt Enterprises | Corporations | Companies | ||
Walden Schmidt Enterprises Walden's first company when he was in college. | |||||
| 290 | War of the Blow It Out Your Ass | Cinema | Movies | ||
War of the Blow It Out Your Ass Joke Alan makes while taking the movie quiz at the movie theater. Actually War of the Worlds. | |||||
| 291 | War of the Couch | Cinema | Movies | ||
War of the Couch Joke Alan makes while taking the movie quiz at the movie theater. | |||||
| 292 | Waverly Dance Studio | Education | Performing Arts Schools | ||
Waverly Dance Studio Dance studio on Waverly Street that Charlie researches looking for Mia. | |||||
| 293 | Weekend Daddy | Music | Songs | ||
Weekend Daddy Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies.  | |||||
| 294 | Western Skies Airlines | Transportation | Airlines | ||
Western Skies Airlines Alan races to find Lyndsey before she leaves town. | |||||
| 295 | Westside Realtors Association | Services | Realty Services | ||
Westside Realtors Association Evelyn asks the boys to have party for when she receives her golden blazer from the Westside Realtors Association. | |||||
| 296 | Westwood Academy of Dance | Education | Performing Arts Schools | ||
Westwood Academy of Dance Dance studio on Pico Blvd that Charlie researches looking for Mia. | |||||
| 297 | Wet Sheets in the Morning | Music | Songs | ||
Wet Sheets in the Morning Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies.  | |||||
| 298 | When Mommy and Daddy Wrestle | Music | Songs | ||
When Mommy and Daddy Wrestle Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies.  | |||||
| 299 | Who Barfed in the Fishbowl? | Music | Songs | ||
Who Barfed in the Fishbowl? Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies.  | |||||
| 300 | Who Cut the Cheese? | Music | Songs | ||
Who Cut the Cheese? Song by Charlie Waffles, Charlie's new moniker when he records childrens songs to make money and hook up with hot single moms and nannies.  | |||||
| 301 | Who Moved the Reindeer? | Music | Songs | ||
Who Moved the Reindeer? Joke song Charlie sings when Alan's new nester girlfriend gets up set over someone moving her reindeer Christmas decorations. | |||||
| 302 | Why Are You Doing This to Me? | Literature | Books | ||
Why Are You Doing This to Me? Alan and Charlie make several jokes about book titles after Alan claims to have joined a book club and Charlie asks what book he's reading. Alan says it's a mystery called Why Are You Doing This to Me? Charlie responds by asking, isn't that by the same guy who wrote Because it Amuses Me? | |||||
| 303 | Wine-ish | Beverage Products | Wine | ||
Wine-ish Alan's cheap wine. | |||||
| 304 | Wings of Love | Cinema | Movies | ||
Wings of Love Romance movie that Alan recommends to Charlie and his girlfriend. | |||||
| 305 | The Wizard of Blow It Out Your Ass | Cinema | Movies | ||
The Wizard of Blow It Out Your Ass Joke Alan makes while taking the movie quiz at the movie theater. Actually The Wizard of Oz. | |||||
| 306 | Woodward Avenue Elementary School | Education | Elementary Schools | ||
Woodward Avenue Elementary School Jake's school. | |||||
| 307 | World Delivery | Services | Shipping and Storage | ||
World Delivery Company that delivers Charlie's ashes. | |||||
| 308 | Zaxaprin | Drugs | Medicine | ||
Zaxaprin When Walden's model date Nadine falls off the balcony, he takes her to the emergency room. When completing paperwork, he asks her for her medications, which include Plaxitril for depression, Zaxaprin for anxiety, Dilapamin for insomnia and Clodex for occasional bouts of rage. | |||||
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