Episodes All Episodes [Season 1 Pilot Episode] (8) [Season 12 Episode Of Course He|s Dead] (2) [Season 7] (1) [Season 1 Episode Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor] (7) [Season 1 Episode An Old Flame with a New Wick] (3) [Season 1 Episode Camel Filters + Pheromones] (1) [Season 1 Episode Can You Feel My Finger?] (2) [Season 1 Episode Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?] (5) [Season 1 Episode Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell] (4) [Season 1 Episode Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark] (2) [Season 1 Episode I Can|t Afford Hyenas] (4) [Season 1 Episode If I Can|t Write My Chocolate Song, I|m Going to Take a Nap] (1) [Season 1 Episode If They Do Go Either Way, They|re Usually Fake] (3) [Season 1 Episode Just Like Buffalo] (1) [Season 1 Episode Merry Thanksgiving] (1) [Season 1 Episode My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet] (1) [Season 1 Episode No Sniffing, No Wowing] (2) [Season 1 Episode Phase One, Complete] (3) [Season 1 Episode Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don|t Remember You] (1) [Season 1 Episode Sara Like Puny Alan] (8) [Season 1 Episode Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers without a Snootful] (7) [Season 2 Episode A Kosher slaughterhouse out in Fontana] (3) [Season 2 Episode A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise] (3) [Season 2 Episode A Lungful of Alan] (1) [Season 2 Episode A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On] (1) [Season 2 Episode Bad News from the Clinic?] (2) [Season 2 Episode Big Flappy Bastards] (2) [Season 2 Episode Can You Eat Human Flesh with Human Teeth?] (2) [Season 2 Episode Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers] (1) [Season 2 Episode Last Chance to See Those Tattoos] (7) [Season 2 Episode Smell the Umbrella Stand] (1) [Season 2 Episode That Old Hosebag Is My Mother] (2) [Season 2 Episode The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance] (3) [Season 2 Episode The Salmon Under My Sweater] (1) [Season 2 Episode Those Big Pink Things with Coconut] (1) [Season 2 Episode Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!] (2) [Season 2 Episode Yes, Monsignor] (5) [Season 2 Episode Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosow a.k.a. Get Off My Hair] (1) [Season 3 Episode Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark] (3) [Season 3 Episode Episode Love isn|t Blind, it|s Retarded] (1) [Season 3 Episode Ergo, the Booty Call] (4) [Season 3 Episode Humiliation Is a Visual Medium] (2) [Season 3 Episode Madame and her Special Friend] (3) [Season 3 Episode My Tongue Is Meat] (4) [Season 3 Episode Principal Gallagher|s Lesbian Lover] (4) [Season 3 Episode Santa|s Village of the Damned] (6) [Season 3 Episode Sleep Tight, Puddin| Pop] (2) [Season 3 Episode Something Salted and Twisted] (3) [Season 3 Episode That Special Tug] (6) [Season 3 Episode That Voodoo That I Do Do] (7) [Season 3 Episode We Called it Mr. Pinky] (2) [Season 3 Episode Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts] (5) [Season 3 Episode Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs] (2) [Season 4 Episode Anteaters. They|re Just Crazy-Lookin|] (1) [Season 4 Episode Arguments for the Quickie] (2) [Season 4 Episode Corey|s Been Dead for an Hour] (1) [Season 4 Episode Help Daddy Find his Toenail] (3) [Season 4 Episode I Merely Slept with a Commie] (1) [Season 4 Episode It Never Rains in Hooterville] (2) [Season 4 Episode Mr. McGlue|s Feedbag] (1) [Season 4 Episode Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head] (1) [Season 4 Episode Smooth as a Ken Doll] (3) [Season 4 Episode That|s Summer Sausage, Not Salami] (3) [Season 4 Episode The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room] (1) [Season 4 Episode The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer] (3) [Season 4 Episode Walnuts and Demerol] (1) [Season 4 Episode Who|s Vod Kanockers?] (1) [Season 4 Episode Young People Have Phlegm Too] (3) [Season 4 Episode 3 Death of a Fruitman] (2) [Season 5 Episode A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh] (5) [Season 5 Episode If My Hole Could Talk] (3) [Season 5 Episode Is there a Mrs. Waffles?] (26) [Season 5 Episode Kinda Like Necrophilia] (1) [Season 5 Episode Meander to Your Dander] (1) [Season 5 Episode Rough Night in Hump Junction?] (1) [Season 5 Episode Winky-Dink Time] (1) [Season 6 Episode Baseball Was Better with Steroids] (2) [Season 6 Episode Best H.O. Money Can Buy] (5) [Season 6 Episode Damn You, Eggs Benedict] (1) [Season 6 Episode Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth] (1) [Season 6 Episode Hello, I am Alan Cousteau] (2) [Season 6 Episode I Think You Offended Don] (2) [Season 6 Episode It|s Always Nazi Week] (1) [Season 6 Episode Jock Strap in Hell] (1) [Season 6 Episode My Son|s Enormous Head] (2) [Season 6 Episode Pie Hole, Herb] (1) [Season 6 Episode Taterhead Is our Love Child] (1) [Season 6 Episode The Devil|s Lube] (1) [Season 6 Episode The Mooch at the Boo] (1) [Season 6 Episode The Ocu or the Pado?] (2) [Season 7 Episode Aye, Aye, Captain Douche] (1) [Season 7 Episode Captain Terry|s Spray-On Hair] (2) [Season 7 Episode Crude and Uncalled For] (2) [Season 7 Episode Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste] (1) [Season 7 Episode For the Sake of the Child] (7) [Season 7 Episode Gumby with a Pokey] (7) [Season 7 Episode I Found Your Mustache] (1) [Season 7 Episode Ixnay on the Oggie Day] (1) [Season 7 Episode Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave] (1) [Season 7 Episode Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator] (1) [Season 7 Episode That|s Why They Call It |Ball Room|] (2) [Season 7 Episode The Blues of the Birth] (3) [Season 7 Episode This Is Not Gonna End Well] (1) [Season 7 Episode Tinkle Like a Princess] (1) [Season 7 Episode Untainted by Filth] (1) [Season 7 Episode Warning, it|s Dirty] (1) [Season 7 Episode Yay, No Polyps] (2) [Season 7 Episode 818-jklpuzo] (1) [Season 8 Episode Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy|s Dead] (2) [Season 8 Episode Dead from the Waist Down] (1) [Season 8 Episode Looking for Japanese Subs] (6) [Season 8 Episode Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup] (1) [Season 8 Episode Springtime on a Stick] (1) [Season 8 Episode That Darn Priest] (2) [Season 8 Episode The Crazy Bitch Gazette] (3) [Season 8 Episode The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel] (1) [Season 8 Episode Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak] (2) [Season 8 Episode Twanging Your Magic Clanger] (2) [Season 9 Episode A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes] (4) [Season 9 Episode Big Girls Don|t Throw Food] (1) [Season 9 Episode Giant Cat Holding a Churro] (2) [Season 9 Episode Mr. Hose Says Yes] (3) [Season 9 Episode Nice to Meet you, Walden Schmidt] (2) [Season 9 Episode Nine Magic Fingers] (1) [Season 9 Episode Oh Look, Al Qaeda!] (4) [Season 9 Episode One False Move, Zimbabwe!] (2) [Season 9 Episode Palmdale, Ech] (4) [Season 9 Episode People Who Love Peepholes] (4) [Season 9 Episode Pudding-filled Cactus] (1) [Season 9 Episode Sips, Sonnets and sodomy] (1) [Season 9 Episode Slowly and in a Circular Fashion] (8) [Season 9 Episode Thank You for the Intercourse] (6) [Season 9 Episode The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack] (1) [Season 9 Episode The Squat and the Hover] (4) [Season 9 Episode The War Against Gingivitis] (2) [Season 9 Episode Those Fancy Japanese Toilets] (2) [Season 9 Episode What a Lovely Landing Strip] (2) [Season 10 Episode Another Night with Neil Diamond] (2) [Season 10 Episode Bazinga! That|s from a TV Show] (2) [Season 10 Episode Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon.] (3) [Season 10 Episode Cows, Prepare to be Tipped] (2) [Season 10 Episode From Pemberton] (4) [Season 10 Episode Give Santa a Tail-Hole] (2) [Season 10 Episode Grab a Feather and Get in Line] (2) [Season 10 Episode I Scream When I Pee] (1) [Season 10 Episode My Bodacious Vidalia] (1) [Season 10 Episode One Nut Johnson] (6) [Season 10 Episode Run Steven Staven! Run!] (2) [Season 10 Episode Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries] (7) [Season 10 Episode Welcome to Alancrest] (2) [Season 11 Episode Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.] (1) [Season 11 Episode Bite Me, Supreme Court] (1) [Season 11 Episode Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin] (1) [Season 11 Episode Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank] (1) [Season 11 Episode Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot] (1) [Season 11 Episode How to Get Rid of Alan Harper] (2) [Season 11 Episode I Think I banged Lucille Ball] (2) [Season 11 Episode Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants] (1) [Season 11 Episode Lan mao shi zai wuding shang] (1) [Season 11 Episode Lotta Delis in Little Armenia] (2) [Season 11 Episode Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room] (5) [Season 11 Episode Nangnangnangnang] (1) [Season 11 Episode Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer] (7) [Season 11 Episode Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead] (2) [Season 11 Episode On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!] (3) [Season 11 Episode Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie] (1) [Season 11 Episode Tazed in the Lady Nuts] (2) [Season 11 Episode Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe] (1) [Season 11 Episode Welcome Home, Jake] (1) [Season 11 Episode West Side Story] (4) [Season 12 Episode A Beer-Battered Rip-off] (2) [Season 12 Episode A Chic Bar in Ibiza] (7) [Season 12 Episode Boompa Loved his Hookers] (2) [Season 12 Episode Don|t Give a Monkey a Gun] (5) [Season 12 Episode Family, Buble, Deep-Fried Turkey] (2) [Season 12 Episode Glamping in a Yurt] (2) [Season 12 Episode Oontz Oontz Oontz] (2) [Season 12 Episode The Ol| Mexican Spinach] (5) [Season 12 Episode Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight] (2)