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1500XLMUPPETS FROM SPACE 1999 FilmGoodsHardware

500XL
Lawnmower Gonzo uses to write "I am here" in the lawn.

2A-1 Solvent Turpentine WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT 1988 FilmGoodsHardware

A-1 Solvent Turpentine
Canister that Judge Doom uses to create the Dip, the only substance known to kill toons.



3Accu-Crack [caulking gun] TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Accu-Crack [caulking gun]
Alan tells Walden about his the self-healing chiropractic device he invented called the Accu-Crack, which allows you to crack your own back. Problem is, there is already a caulking gun, reggae band and porn site with the same name. And he can't change the name. Because he already had 30,000 brochures printed.

4ACME Bricks (One Ton) WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT 1988 FilmGoodsHardware

ACME Bricks (One Ton)
The Toon Patrol weasels drop a ton of ACME bricks on Roger Rabbit in the ACME warehouse.



3ACME Dynamite LAST ACTION HERO 1993 FilmGoodsHardware

ACME Dynamite




3ACME Dynamite GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH 1990 FilmGoodsHardware

ACME Dynamite
Explosives in Clamp Centre.

4ACME Nitro GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH 1990 FilmGoodsHardware

ACME Nitro
Explosives in Clamp Centre.

5All Purpose Electric Hammer THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

All Purpose Electric Hammer
Homer invention. "For all your pounding needs"

6Bat Carousel Reversal Spray THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Bat Carousel Reversal Spray
Batman's bat-tool that he uses to outwit Clownface, also known as Krusty the Clown.

7BBQ Pit Kit THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

BBQ Pit Kit
The wisecracking sidekick from sitcom Toolin' Around is the spokesperson for the BBQ Pit Kit that Homer buys at Mom & Pop Hardware.

8Bear Mace BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Bear Mace
Generic bear deterrent spray that the campers next door have.



3Bear Sandpaper Refill Rolls THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2019 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Bear Sandpaper Refill Rolls
Items on The Handler's table include a container of Bear Sandpaper Refill Rolls, a can of gold Nu-Shol Spra Paint and a bag with a part from Rocco & Family Plumbing.

4Bendine Mesh-tech Filter STAR WARS: ANDOR 2022 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Bendine Mesh-tech Filter
Item Bix mentions.

5Big RedTHE LAWNMOWER MAN 1992 FilmGoodsHardware

Big Red
Lawnmower that Jobe builds.

6BiocableTHE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2012 FilmGoodsHardware

Biocable
Oscorp product made using spider webbing.

7Black Raven PaintTHE MUNSTERS 1964 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Black Raven Paint


8Breathe-o-SmartMOSTLY HARMLESS 1992 LiteratureGoodsHardware

Breathe-o-Smart
Ventilation system. "One of the smartest features of the Breathe-o-Smart is that it cannot possibly go wrong. So. No worries on that score. Enjoy your breathing now, and have a nice day."

9Brown 25THE GROOVE TUBE 1974 FilmGoodsHardware

Brown 25
Space-age polymer product: It has the strength of steel, the flexibility of rubber, and the nutritional value of beef stew.

10Burn No More GOOD BURGER 2 2023 FilmGoodsHardware

Burn No More
Dexter has launched a company called Dextreme Industries to manufacture a new product called Burn No More that can render any object completely un-burnable. Unfortunately, the product launch fails, and Dexter returns to working at Good Burger.



3Can-o-Lite Finisher STRANGER THINGS 2016 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Can-o-Lite Finisher
Quick drying enamel - can in Will's fort in the flashback when his mother surprises him with movie tickets to Poltergeist.

4Carber Vac I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE 2019 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Carber Vac
New from Carber Co. Technologies - a hot dog vacuum called the Carber Vac. "The people's company, because no one should have one bad day".

5Civilware TONY HAWK'S PRO SKATER 1+2 2020 Video GamesGoodsHardware

Civilware
Hardware brand.



3Clapco D-29 SEINFELD 1989 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Clapco D-29
Jerry's door lock, the most impenetrable lock on the market today. It has only one design flaw - the door must be closed.

4Cold Faithful THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Cold Faithful
Brand of the Simpsons' new refrigerator motor.

5Constantine PaintsSPIRAL: FROM THE BOOK OF SAW 2021 FilmGoodsHardware

Constantine Paints
Paint sold at the Constantine Hobby Shop.

6Cooper's PaintON THE ROAD 1957 LiteratureGoodsHardware

Cooper's Paint
Sign on the roadside in Louisiana.

7Corporate Ladder BIG DATA 2012 MusicGoodsHardware

Corporate Ladder
Made in America. Steel-Reinforced. Fits All Shoe Sizes. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



3Crystal ResonatorFARSCAPE 1999 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Crystal Resonator
Tool that Zhaan suggests using to shatter the invasive spider robot creatures on Moya with sound.

4Dejong Camping Fuel DEXTER 2006 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Dejong Camping Fuel
Item that Dexter spots in the backseat of arson investigator Philip Bosso's car, whom Dexter suspects of being the pyromaniac serial killer known as the Phantom.



3Deluxe BEAU IS AFRAID 2023 FilmGoodsHardware

Deluxe
Brand of paint that Grace and Roger's daughter Toni drinks.



3Deluxe Sprinkle King THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Deluxe Sprinkle King
Hose nozzle Principal Skinner sells at the Home & Garden convention.



3Drain Bugger THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Drain Bugger
Product sold at the State Fair in Springfield - a live bug that eats through drain clogs.

4Dyna-CoreTHE RUNNING MAN 1982 LiteratureGoodsHardware

Dyna-Core
"LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY!" His voice boomed and rolled across the flat jetport acres. Police waited tensely. The crowd shuffled. "I AM CARRYING TWELVE POUNDS OF DYNA-CORE HI-IMPACT PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE IN MY COAT POCKET - THE VARIETY THEY CALL BLACK IRISH. TWELVE POUNDS IS ENOUGH TO TAKE OUT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE WITHIN A THIRD OF A MILE AND PROBABLY ENOUGH TO EXPLODE THE JETPORT FUEL STORAGE TANKS. IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER, I'LL BLOW YOU ALL TO HELL. A GENERAL ATOMICS IMPLODER RING IS SET INTO THE EXPLOSIVE. I HAVE IT PULLED OUT TO HALF-COCK. ONE JIGGLE AND YOU CAN ALL PUT YOUR HEADS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND KISS YOUR ASSES GOODBYE."

5Emergency Ladder BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Emergency Ladder
Generic emergency ladder that Tina uses to sneak out and join Reggie's Deli delivery driver Jonas at the Cove.



3Ester Electric Igniters DEXTER 2006 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Ester Electric Igniters
Item that Dexter spots in the backseat of arson investigator Philip Bosso's car, whom Dexter suspects of being the pyromaniac serial killer known as the Phantom.



3Ever-lockPET SEMATARY 1983 LiteratureGoodsHardware

Ever-lock
Sealant that Louis' Uncle Carl the undertaker had used on sealing vaults.

4EZ Cutz RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

EZ Cutz
Spy-grade glass cutter sold at the entrance to Heist Con.

5Ezi-Spread SCARY MOVIE 3 2003 FilmGoodsHardware

Ezi-Spread
Paint that CJ throws at other cars while the guys drive in traffic.



3Farrow & BallSATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Farrow & Ball
Paint from England. "Each colour tells a story." $110/gallon. Skit New Paint.

4Finnegan's Weed Killer MAN VS. BEE 2022 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Finnegan's Weed Killer
Product that Trevor uses to make his bomb.



3First Strike FINAL DESTINATION 2000 FilmGoodsHardware

First Strike
Matches brand.



3Flynn Dur-A-Flo BOX OF MOONLIGHT 1996 FilmGoodsHardware

Flynn Dur-A-Flo
Paint at the Zeus construction site.



3Flynn Dur-A-Lux BOX OF MOONLIGHT 1996 FilmGoodsHardware

Flynn Dur-A-Lux
Paint at the Zeus construction site.



3Forsters Charcoal Grill BEEF 2023 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Forsters Charcoal Grill
Product that Danny attempts to return to Forsters hardware store.



3Future Paint LOST 2004 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Future Paint
The paint that Desmond uses in his lucid flashback.

4General Atomics Imploder RingTHE RUNNING MAN 1982 LiteratureGoodsHardware

General Atomics Imploder Ring
Gold ring about two inches in diameter that looks like a keyring with no keys in it. Attached to it is a slim rod like a mechanical pencil with a G-A trigger device attached to it. The trigger device looks like the eraser on the pencil.

5Grackle-brand Spackle BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Grackle-brand Spackle
Product BoJack buys at Hammerhead Hardware.

6Groene Neverlverf FIGHT CLUB 1999 FilmGoodsHardware

Groene Neverlverf
Green spray paint $6. Bright green color makes it a perfect choice for any room or Mayhem project.

7Hadley-Watson Model 6 Speed Iron and Fol... NIGHT SHIFT 1978 LiteratureGoodsHardware

Hadley-Watson Model 6 Speed Iron and Folder
Mechanical equipment.

8Hoos Solvent THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN 1981 FilmGoodsHardware

Hoos Solvent
Solvent product, account handled by Vance's advertising agency, test sample container on Vance's desk.



3Household Lighter Fluid TWISTED METAL 2023 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Household Lighter Fluid
Sweet Tooth's mysterious friend Harold that rides shotgun turns out to be a generic bottle of lighter fluid.



3Jaclyn Smith Axe Heads THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Jaclyn Smith Axe Heads
Product available at Sprawl-Mart.

4Johnson's Water Seal THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Johnson's Water Seal
How Marge keeps her hair so perfect.

5Kerosene BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Kerosene
Generic kerosene brand.



3Klubeck Nitro-plus No. 2 FANTASTIC MR. FOX 2009 Animated FilmGoodsHardware

Klubeck Nitro-plus No. 2
Boggis, Bunce and Bean use the G.I.K. Explosives company's Klubeck Nitro-plus no. 2 dynamite to blow up the Fox family's tree.



3Knightly Vision Goggles RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Knightly Vision Goggles
Spy gear for sale at Miles' Knightly's Heist Con.

4KrebBoyTHE ADVENTURES OF PETE & PETE 1989 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

KrebBoy
Riding lawnmower younger Pete drives to Canada in "Grounded for Life".

5KrebStar Aluminum SidingTHE ADVENTURES OF PETE & PETE 1989 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

KrebStar Aluminum Siding
Super Villan McFlemp sells KrebStar brand aluminum siding in "Farewell My Little Viking".

6Kropp's Paint Thinner UTOPIA 2020 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Kropp's Paint Thinner
Product Jessica uses to burn down the house before they leave.

7The Krusty Crowd Control Barrier THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

The Krusty Crowd Control Barrier
Krusty the Clown merchandise. "KRUSTY SEZ - GET BACK"

8Lead Shield DODGEBALL: A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY 2004 FilmGoodsHardware

Lead Shield
Paint brand little boy named Timmy is using to paint a white picket fence in the instructional dodgeball video.



3The Leather Buddy THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

The Leather Buddy
Simpsons version of Leatherman tool Bart buys for Homer for Father's Day.

4Lighter Fluid IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 2005 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Lighter Fluid
Generic lighter fluid Dennis provides to the members of the Ass Kickers cult to commit suicide by setting themselves on ifre.

5LineLock MR. MONK'S LAST CASE 2023 FilmGoodsHardware

LineLock
Brand of measuring tape that Griffin owned - and that Rick Eden arranged to be replaced, leading to his death.



3Li'l Chipper THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Li'l Chipper
Ned throws his gun in a miniature wood chipper to avoid shooting Homer as he saw in his Dead Zone vision - changing the future to one in which Homer destroys the town by pressing the core destruct button at the power plant.

4M-94 Marking Flares ALIENS 1986 FilmGoodsHardware

M-94 Marking Flares
Flares Ripley takes to rescue Newt.



3McLecklin BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

McLecklin
Brand of Teddy's hammer.



3McLecklin Heavy Duty Nails BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

McLecklin Heavy Duty Nails
Box Teddy uses to hold his rescued baby rat.



3Micro-Gauge Plasma Cutter DARK MATTER 2015 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Micro-Gauge Plasma Cutter
Tool that Five wants to buy at the space station, one with a rotating Thorium-carbide head.

4Miracle Shears THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Miracle Shears
Product sold at the State Fair in Springfield that can cut through a car door.

5Nature Master BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Nature Master
Bob's multi-function tool.



3Nu-Shol THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2019 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Nu-Shol
Paint brand from multiple episodes.

4OmniGogs THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

OmniGogs
Product sold at the State Fair in Springfield - eye protection goggles.

5OZME 1000 Ton Weight FARSCAPE 1999 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

OZME 1000 Ton Weight
Farscape version of an ACME product, from Crichton's Looney Toons inspired hallucination, after being knocked unconscious during an altercation with D'Argo. Crichton converts Scorpius to a cartoon and drops a 1000 ton weight on him.

6OZME Shovel FARSCAPE 1999 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

OZME Shovel
Farscape version of an ACME product, from Crichton's Looney Toons inspired hallucination, after being knocked unconscious during an altercation with D'Argo. D'Argo, in Wile E. Coyote's role, chasing after Crichton in the Road Runner's role, sets a trap for him by digging a hole with an OZME branded shovel and filling it with radioactive OZME branded froonium.

7Paint THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Paint
Generic paint product.

8Paint Remover THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Paint Remover
Generically named product in the Simpson garage when Bart builds his soap box racer.



3Permanent Ice GOOD BURGER 2 2023 FilmGoodsHardware

Permanent Ice
Dexter's new product idea. Mark Cuban: This is the greatest product ever!



3Pintura De La Casa THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Pintura De La Casa
Paint brand Todd and Erica use to paint what will be their baby's room.

4Plasto-plaster BACK TO THE FUTURE: THE ANIMATED SERIES 1991 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Plasto-plaster
Product that Doc Brown mentions as he and the boys race out of Ancient Egypt.

5Pocket Grapplings RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Pocket Grapplings
Portable grappling hook sold at Heist Con.



3Quick Hard Cement ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Quick Hard Cement
Cement the Bluth Company uses to build their wall.

4Runco Road De-icing Salt CASTLE ROCK 2018 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Runco Road De-icing Salt
Bag of road salt that Henry's disoriented mother is carrying around her front yard.

5SageCageREADY PLAYER ONE 2011 LiteratureGoodsHardware

SageCage
The titanium alloy Wade used to reinforce his apartment's walls, floor, and ceiling.

6Samser Paint WANDAVISION 2020 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Samser Paint
Wanda paints the baby room.

7Sateen Dura-LuxeBLUEBEARD 1987 LiteratureGoodsHardware

Sateen Dura-Luxe
Revolutionary house paint that Rabo Karabekian used to paint his works of art that eventually fell off, turning out to be toxic when exposed to air.

8Sea Drill TOMORROW NEVER DIES 1997 FilmGoodsHardware

Sea Drill
Wire-guided torpedo drill with rotary cutters capable of cutting through a ship's hull that media baron Elliot Carver's crew used to sink the British vessel HMS Devonshire.



3Self-sealing Stem Bolts STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Self-sealing Stem Bolts
Tool from various episodes.

4Self-sealing Stem Bolts STAR TREK: DISCOVERY 2017 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Self-sealing Stem Bolts
Mentioned during the Bajoran Exchange scene. Originally from the Deep Space Nine episode Progress.

5Servo STAR TREK 1966 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Servo
Multi-function tool utilized by Gary Seven, capable of being used as a communicator, a personal defense mechanism, an electronic manipulation device, a mechanical manipulation device and a sensor that could conduct medical scans and project the results holographically.

6Sol Buff THE A-TEAM 1983 TV SeriesGoodsHardware

Sol Buff
Murdock wins big on Wheel of Fortune, including a year's supply of Reptile Wax and the new Sol Buff, "the solar-powered buffer of the '80s to keep that reflection on your car year after year."

7Sprinkle King THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Sprinkle King
Hose nozzle Principal Skinner sells at the Home & Garden convention.



3Sprinkle Queen THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Sprinkle Queen
Hose nozzle Principal Skinner sells at the Home & Garden convention.



3Steel Wool THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Steel Wool
Generic steel wool product sold at Mom & Pop Hardware.

4Stern-A-Bond THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Stern-A-Bond
Industrial glue in Homer's desk drawer at work that Bart uses to glue novelty props to his face. "Now with death grip", "Warning: in case of accidental ingestion consult a mortician."

5Survivalist Guide BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Survivalist Guide
Subtitle: Don't Survive Sub-Thrive! Apocatips for the Apocalypse. Book that the campers next door show the Belchers.



3Teddy's Sticky Spackle BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Teddy's Sticky Spackle
Teddy's invention that Louise uses during the kids' goop prank war, unintentionally gluing Bob to the toilet.

4Ubik Plastic CoatingUBIK 1969 LiteratureGoodsHardware

Ubik Plastic Coating
Perk up pouting household surfaces with new miracle Ubik, the easy-to-apply, extra-shiny, non-stick plastic coating. Entirely harmless if used as directed. Saves endless scrubbing, glides you right out of the kitchen!

5Uncle T-Bird's 100 Proof AcceleratorTHE CROW 1994 FilmGoodsHardware

Uncle T-Bird's 100 Proof Accelerator
Fuel T-Bird uses to destroy the Arcade.

6Whip Balm THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Whip Balm
Product mentioned in the end credits of The Poke of Zorro, the movie that the Simpsons watch at Springfield Googolplex Theaters. "The producers would like to thank: The makers of Whip Balm"

7Yard King 380SHE'S HAVING A BABY 1988 FilmGoodsHardware

Yard King 380
Lawn mower Jake's neighbor likes better than Jake's Yard King 410.

8Yard King 410 SHE'S HAVING A BABY 1988 FilmGoodsHardware

Yard King 410
Jake's lawn mower, featuring a grass catcher 1/3 larger than the 380s.



3Yellow Paint THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Yellow Paint
Generic paint product Homer uses to track Lenny and Carl to their secret meeting. All he has to do is follow the yellow drip road.

4Zipp THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsHardware

Zipp
Brand of spray paint that Bart and Martin use when Bart teaches him to act cool, so the other kids won't laugh at him.

5Zoney JuiceTHE INSTITUTE 2019 LiteratureGoodsHardware

Zoney Juice
Off brand gasoline sold at Zoney's Go-Mart, a convenience store in DuPray, South Carolina.










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