BIG DATA Music 2012. Featuring Alan Wilkis. | |||
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1 | Avoidance Lessons | BBB | Education | Classes | |||||||
Avoidance Lessons Price $6 / per stare missed. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Big Data Inc. | BBB | Corporations | Companies | |||||||
Big Data Inc. | |||||||||||
3 | Big Data Network | BBB | Television | TV Shows | |||||||
Big Data Network Home shopping channel. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. CONSUME MORE. BUY IT AGAIN! | |||||||||||
3 | Big Data Shoes | BBB | Apparel | Footwear | |||||||
Big Data Shoes From music video for Dangerous. Think Globally. Headbutt Locally. They're Fucking Dangerous. It's time to take control and headbutt your way through life. Get Confident, Stupid! | |||||||||||
4 | Big Data Shoes 2.0 | BBB | Apparel | Footwear | |||||||
Big Data Shoes 2.0 Mentioned in Big Data infomercial - this new product doesn't make you headbutt people like the first version. | |||||||||||
3 | Breakfast | BBB | Food Products | Prepackaged Meals | |||||||
Breakfast Edible. TSA Approved. Kosher Available. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Clapping Lessons | BBB | Education | Classes | |||||||
Clapping Lessons 1-800-862-0267. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Corporate Ladder | BBB | Goods | Hardware | |||||||
Corporate Ladder Made in America. Steel-Reinforced. Fits All Shoe Sizes. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Eskimo | BBB | Goods | Miscellaneous Products | |||||||
Eskimo It's an eskimo. Will Ride Bus. Love to Give. Night Terrors. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Fastercard | BBB | Financial Companies | Credit Cards | |||||||
Fastercard Credit card company. Stand-in for MasterCard. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Funsizer | BBB | Home Furnishing | Housewares | |||||||
Funsizer Shrinking machine. "No child lock. AA Batteries. Gets Thirsty." From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Hair-do-well | BBB | Personal Care | Hair Products | |||||||
Hair-do-well Spray-on hair. Fast-acting. Popular in Europe. Pending FDA Approval. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Keller Oil | BBB | Corporations | Fuel Companies | |||||||
Keller Oil From music video for Dangerous Oliver Remix. | |||||||||||
4 | Kitty Cloner | BBB | Pets | Pet Products | |||||||
Kitty Cloner Call Meow! From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Lipo-Lad | BBB | Personal Care | Hygiene Products | |||||||
Lipo-Lad Drown the pounds. Fight the flub. Crucify the calories. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Lisa | BBB | Financial Companies | Credit Cards | |||||||
Lisa Credit card company. Stand-in for Visa. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Lizard King Collection | BBB | Goods | Miscellaneous Products | |||||||
Lizard King Collection Name of product line offering Magic Straw. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Magic Straw | BBB | Goods | Miscellaneous Products | |||||||
Magic Straw Fast-acting. Popular in Europe. Pending FDA Approval. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Mister Sunshine | BBB | Personal Care | Hygiene Products | |||||||
Mister Sunshine Tanning product. Solar-Powered. Multiple Settings. Prevents Scratching. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Put 'Er There | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products | |||||||
Put 'Er There Big giant gloves. "Make Friends Fast. Wave From a Distance. Hide Your Fingernails." From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Singing Lessons | BBB | Education | Classes | |||||||
Singing Lessons Price $4 per note / $1 per cough. Voice not included. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Tempura-san | BBB | Home Furnishing | Kitchen Appliances | |||||||
Tempura-san Energy efficient. All weather safe. Recyclable. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Tie-pulling Lessons | BBB | Education | Classes | |||||||
Tie-pulling Lessons Tie-pulling class. Tie not included. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Undercover | BBB | Financial Companies | Credit Cards | |||||||
Undercover Credit card company. Stand-in for Discover. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
3 | Wolf Be Gone | BBB | Maintenance Products | Pest Control Products | |||||||
Wolf Be Gone Scheduled to be tested. Easy-grip bottle. Bottle may jam. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||||||||
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3 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Shield, The | |||||||
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