BIG DATA Music 2012. Featuring Alan Wilkis. | |||
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1 | Avoidance Lessons | Education | Classes | ||
Avoidance Lessons Price $6 / per stare missed. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
2 | Big Data Inc. | Corporations | Companies | ||
Big Data Inc. | |||||
3 | Big Data Network | Television | TV Shows | ||
Big Data Network Home shopping channel. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. CONSUME MORE. BUY IT AGAIN! | |||||
4 | Big Data Shoes | Apparel | Footwear | ||
Big Data Shoes From music video for Dangerous. Think Globally. Headbutt Locally. They're Fucking Dangerous. It's time to take control and headbutt your way through life. Get Confident, Stupid! | |||||
5 | Big Data Shoes 2.0 | Apparel | Footwear | ||
Big Data Shoes 2.0 Mentioned in Big Data infomercial - this new product doesn't make you headbutt people like the first version. | |||||
6 | Breakfast | Food Products | Prepackaged Meals | ||
Breakfast Edible. TSA Approved. Kosher Available. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
7 | Clapping Lessons | Education | Classes | ||
Clapping Lessons 1-800-862-0267. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
8 | Corporate Ladder | Goods | Hardware | ||
Corporate Ladder Made in America. Steel-Reinforced. Fits All Shoe Sizes. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
9 | Eskimo | Goods | Miscellaneous Products | ||
Eskimo It's an eskimo. Will Ride Bus. Love to Give. Night Terrors. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
10 | Fastercard | Financial Companies | Credit Cards | ||
Fastercard Credit card company. Stand-in for MasterCard. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
11 | Funsizer | Home Furnishing | Housewares | ||
Funsizer Shrinking machine. "No child lock. AA Batteries. Gets Thirsty." From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
12 | Hair-do-well | Personal Care | Hair Products | ||
Hair-do-well Spray-on hair. Fast-acting. Popular in Europe. Pending FDA Approval. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
13 | Keller Oil | Corporations | Fuel Companies | ||
Keller Oil From music video for Dangerous Oliver Remix. | |||||
14 | Kitty Cloner | Pets | Pet Products | ||
Kitty Cloner Call Meow! From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
15 | Lipo-Lad | Personal Care | Hygiene Products | ||
Lipo-Lad Drown the pounds. Fight the flub. Crucify the calories. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
16 | Lisa | Financial Companies | Credit Cards | ||
Lisa Credit card company. Stand-in for Visa. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
17 | Lizard King Collection | Goods | Miscellaneous Products | ||
Lizard King Collection Name of product line offering Magic Straw. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
18 | Magic Straw | Goods | Miscellaneous Products | ||
Magic Straw Fast-acting. Popular in Europe. Pending FDA Approval. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
19 | Mister Sunshine | Personal Care | Hygiene Products | ||
Mister Sunshine Tanning product. Solar-Powered. Multiple Settings. Prevents Scratching. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
20 | Put 'Er There | Apparel | Clothing Products | ||
Put 'Er There Big giant gloves. "Make Friends Fast. Wave From a Distance. Hide Your Fingernails." From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
21 | Singing Lessons | Education | Classes | ||
Singing Lessons Price $4 per note / $1 per cough. Voice not included. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
22 | Tempura-san | Home Furnishing | Kitchen Appliances | ||
Tempura-san Energy efficient. All weather safe. Recyclable. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
23 | Tie-pulling Lessons | Education | Classes | ||
Tie-pulling Lessons Tie-pulling class. Tie not included. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
24 | Undercover | Financial Companies | Credit Cards | ||
Undercover Credit card company. Stand-in for Discover. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. | |||||
25 | Wolf Be Gone | Maintenance Products | Pest Control Products | ||
Wolf Be Gone Scheduled to be tested. Easy-grip bottle. Bottle may jam. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. |
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