BIG DATA
Music 2012. Featuring Alan Wilkis.
Source Features: BBB (25) OTHER (1) THEMES (1)

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1Avoidance Lessons EducationClasses

Avoidance Lessons
Price $6 / per stare missed. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



2Big Data Inc. CorporationsCompanies

Big Data Inc.




3Big Data Network TelevisionTV Shows

Big Data Network
Home shopping channel. From mock infomercial for album 2.0. CONSUME MORE. BUY IT AGAIN!



4Big Data ShoesApparelFootwear

Big Data Shoes
From music video for Dangerous. Think Globally. Headbutt Locally. They're Fucking Dangerous. It's time to take control and headbutt your way through life. Get Confident, Stupid!

5Big Data Shoes 2.0 ApparelFootwear

Big Data Shoes 2.0
Mentioned in Big Data infomercial - this new product doesn't make you headbutt people like the first version.



6Breakfast Food ProductsPrepackaged Meals

Breakfast
Edible. TSA Approved. Kosher Available. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



7Clapping Lessons EducationClasses

Clapping Lessons
1-800-862-0267. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



8Corporate Ladder GoodsHardware

Corporate Ladder
Made in America. Steel-Reinforced. Fits All Shoe Sizes. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



9Eskimo GoodsMiscellaneous Products

Eskimo
It's an eskimo. Will Ride Bus. Love to Give. Night Terrors. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



10Fastercard Financial CompaniesCredit Cards

Fastercard
Credit card company. Stand-in for MasterCard. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



11Funsizer Home FurnishingHousewares

Funsizer
Shrinking machine. "No child lock. AA Batteries. Gets Thirsty." From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



12Hair-do-well Personal CareHair Products

Hair-do-well
Spray-on hair. Fast-acting. Popular in Europe. Pending FDA Approval. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



13Keller OilCorporationsFuel Companies

Keller Oil
From music video for Dangerous Oliver Remix.

14Kitty Cloner PetsPet Products

Kitty Cloner
Call Meow! From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



15Lipo-Lad Personal CareHygiene Products

Lipo-Lad
Drown the pounds. Fight the flub. Crucify the calories. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



16Lisa Financial CompaniesCredit Cards

Lisa
Credit card company. Stand-in for Visa. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



17Lizard King Collection GoodsMiscellaneous Products

Lizard King Collection
Name of product line offering Magic Straw. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



18Magic Straw GoodsMiscellaneous Products

Magic Straw
Fast-acting. Popular in Europe. Pending FDA Approval. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



19Mister Sunshine Personal CareHygiene Products

Mister Sunshine
Tanning product. Solar-Powered. Multiple Settings. Prevents Scratching. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



20Put 'Er There ApparelClothing Products

Put 'Er There
Big giant gloves. "Make Friends Fast. Wave From a Distance. Hide Your Fingernails." From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



21Singing Lessons EducationClasses

Singing Lessons
Price $4 per note / $1 per cough. Voice not included. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



22Tempura-san Home FurnishingKitchen Appliances

Tempura-san
Energy efficient. All weather safe. Recyclable. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



23Tie-pulling Lessons EducationClasses

Tie-pulling Lessons
Tie-pulling class. Tie not included. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



24Undercover Financial CompaniesCredit Cards

Undercover
Credit card company. Stand-in for Discover. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.



25Wolf Be Gone Maintenance ProductsPest Control Products

Wolf Be Gone
Scheduled to be tested. Easy-grip bottle. Bottle may jam. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.





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