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Animated Series 1994. Created by Al Jean and Mike Reiss. Starring Jon Lovitz, Nancy Cartwright, Christine Cavanaugh, Gerrit Graham, Doris Grau, Judith Ivey, Nick Jameson, Maurice LaMarche, Park Overall and Russi Taylor.
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11-900-1-PHD-Girls ServicesParty Lines

1-900-1-PHD-Girls
Phone sex line.

2AAA Escort Service ServicesSex Services

AAA Escort Service
Company in Jay's little black book.

3ABC's Who Cares It's Thursday Lineup TelevisionTV Shows

ABC's Who Cares It's Thursday Lineup
Parody of NBC's Must See TV Thursday night lineup.

4Abe Lincoln: Pet Detective CinemaMovies

Abe Lincoln: Pet Detective
Movie starring Jim Carrey.

5Adolph Hitmaker ServicesConsultants

Adolph Hitmaker
Personal Image Consultant.

6Air Cuba TransportationAirlines

Air Cuba
Airline.

7All-nude Nixon Revue EntertainmentTheater Productions

All-nude Nixon Revue
Show featured at Phillipsland.

8Almost Famous: The Jon Lovitz Story CinemaMovies

Almost Famous: The Jon Lovitz Story
Movie about Jon Lovitz.

9Apocalypse Wow EntertainmentTheater Productions

Apocalypse Wow
New musical by Francis Ford Coppola.

10Arthur 3: Revenge of the Liver CinemaMovie Sequels

Arthur 3: Revenge of the Liver
Movie starring Dudley Moore, sequel to Arthur.

11The Bad News Mets CinemaMovies

The Bad News Mets
Movie starring Tony Curtis.

12Badger Blaster Maintenance ProductsPest Control Products

Badger Blaster
One of Jay's father's inventions. Jay: "What's that thing?" Jay's Father, Franklin: "It's the first fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig. It'll be bigger than the badger-blaster!"

13Bag Boys N the Hood CinemaMovies

Bag Boys N the Hood
Movie featuring kickboxing grocery store bag boys.

14Barney The Dinosaur: The Motion Picture CinemaMovies

Barney The Dinosaur: The Motion Picture
Movie starring Marlon Brando as Barney.

15Batman 3 CinemaMovie Sequels

Batman 3
Movie, Batman sequel.

16The Benedictine Monk Variety Hour TelevisionTV Shows

The Benedictine Monk Variety Hour
TV show beating Jay in the ratings.

17Bernie Wasserman ServicesTalent Agencies

Bernie Wasserman
Talent Agent & Bail Bonds: "Either way we get 10%"

18BF Skidmark Blimp VehiclesAircrafts

BF Skidmark Blimp
Blimp.

19Bill & Achmed's Excellent Adventure CinemaMovies

Bill & Achmed's Excellent Adventure
Film played at "The Mother of All Film Festivals" in Baghdad during the Gulf War.

20Black Men Can't Bowl CinemaMovies

Black Men Can't Bowl
Movie.

21Bloat BeerBeverage ProductsBeer

Bloat Beer
Beer product seen in various episodes.

22Blotto Bros. Wine Beverage ProductsWine

Blotto Bros. Wine
Wine commercial starring Orson Welles.



23Bob and Carol and Beavis and Butthead CinemaMovies

Bob and Carol and Beavis and Butthead
Movie.



24Bob's Kebabs DiningRestaurants

Bob's Kebabs
Restaurant in New York.

25The Bodyguard 2 CinemaMovies

The Bodyguard 2
New movie starring Kevin Costner and the Three Tenors.

26Brown Acres CinemaMovies

Brown Acres
Film played at "The Mother of All Film Festivals" in Baghdad during the Gulf War.

27Bubba Gump Shrimp Company DiningRestaurants

Bubba Gump Shrimp Company
Forrest Gump's restaurant mentioned in the sequel to Forrest Gump called Forrest Gump 2: Gump Harder.

28B'Nai Brith ReligionReligious Organizations

B'Nai Brith
Jewish organization.

29Camp Mahasapateeya Beauty CareFitness Centers

Camp Mahasapateeya
Fat camp for adults and kids.

30Carlton Intercontinental TravelLodging

Carlton Intercontinental
Fancy hotel.

31Celebrity Autopsy TelevisionTV Shows

Celebrity Autopsy
TV show hosted by William Shatner.



32Celebrity Inquirer PeriodicalsMagazines

Celebrity Inquirer
Celebrity news magazine from various episodes.



33Channel 67CinemaTV Stations

Channel 67
TV station that airs Jay's show.

34The Cheer Up Marty Store RetailGift Shops

The Cheer Up Marty Store
Store at the mall that doesn't open until June 1997.

35Chicken CinemaMovie Parodies

Chicken
Film starring Jack Nicholson as a were-chicken. Parody of Wolf. "Cock-a-doodle do baby."



36The Chicken ShackDiningChicken Joints

The Chicken Shack
Chicken-themed fast food restaurant.

37Children of a Lesser Godzilla CinemaMovies

Children of a Lesser Godzilla
Movie.

38Club Manhole NightlifeClubs

Club Manhole
Nightclub.

39The Cockroach King CinemaMovies

The Cockroach King
Disney movie starring Howard Stern.

40Coming Attractions with Jay Sherman TelevisionTV Shows

Coming Attractions with Jay Sherman
Jay's TV show.



41Coming Attractions with Kareem Abdul Jab... TelevisionTV Shows

Coming Attractions with Kareem Abdul Jabar and Little Knothead
New version of Jay's TV show.

42Coming Attractions with Kareem Abdul Jab... TelevisionTV Shows

Coming Attractions with Kareem Abdul Jabar and Mr. Knothead
Film review program.

43Coming Attractions with Rex Reed TelevisionTV Shows

Coming Attractions with Rex Reed
New name of Jay's show after he quits protesting being forced to advertise chewing tobacco.

44Cops Go to Shannen Doherty's House TelevisionTV Shows

Cops Go to Shannen Doherty's House
TV show.

45Couch Potato Chips Food ProductsChips and Crackers

Couch Potato Chips
Potato chip brand.

46The Cowering Inferno: The Jay Sherman St... CinemaMovies

The Cowering Inferno: The Jay Sherman Story
Fox original TV movie.

47Crapple Beverage ProductsJuice

Crapple
Snapple's unsuccessful competitor.

48Critic Aid OrganizationsCharities

Critic Aid
Charity of movie critics that records a song to raise money to bring Jay back from Iraq.

49Crocodile Gandhi CinemaMovies

Crocodile Gandhi
Movie starring Jay's Australian friend - Crocodile Dundee meets Gandhi.

50Crocodile Ghandi Part II CinemaMovies

Crocodile Ghandi Part II
Movie mashing up Crocodile Dundee and Ghandi, starring Jay's Austraiian friend Jeremy.

51Cryogenics Institute HealthcareCryogenics

Cryogenics Institute
"Home of the corpuscle"

52Cyrus Tompkins MusicMusicians

Cyrus Tompkins
A singer and Alice Tompkins' ex-husband.

53D.T. the Drunken Terrestrial CinemaMovie Parodies

D.T. the Drunken Terrestrial
Movie. Parody of E.T. The Extra Terrestrial.

54Daily News PeriodicalsNewspapers

Daily News
Newspaper, from various episodes.



55Darkness Before Dawn CinemaMovies

Darkness Before Dawn
Jay's screenplay.



56Days of Beer and ChunderingTelevisionTV Shows

Days of Beer and Chundering
After school special starring Jay's Australian friend.

57The Death Mobile VehiclesMotor Vehicles

The Death Mobile
Suicide doctor Dr. Krekorian's car.

58Death of a Salesman EntertainmentTheater Productions

Death of a Salesman
Stage production starring the cast of Seinfeld.

59Delightful Childrens Books Media CompaniesPublishing Companies

Delightful Childrens Books
Publishing company. "A division of Scumco"

60Dennis the Menace II Society CinemaMovies

Dennis the Menace II Society
Movie.



61The Dirty Dozen CinemaMovies

The Dirty Dozen
Remake of the original movie, this time starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis.

62The Dirty Immigrant CinemaMovies

The Dirty Immigrant
Old silent movie featuring silent screen star Silas B. Manchester, The Critic's mash-up version of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton.

63Disco Inferno NightlifeNightclubs

Disco Inferno
Dance club from the movie Pope Fiction.

64Don't Tinkle in the Ocean and Other Ways... LiteratureBooks

Don't Tinkle in the Ocean and Other Ways to Save the Planet
Book.



65Dr. Goldfarb HealthcarePlastic Surgery

Dr. Goldfarb
Plastic surgeon.

66Dr. Krekorian HealthcareDoctors

Dr. Krekorian
Suicide Doctor and parody of Jack Kevorkian.

67Dr. Martin Harvey HealthcareTherapy

Dr. Martin Harvey
Jay's Psychiatrist that he takes his son Marty to see. "We put the pro in Prozac"

68Dr. No Means No CinemaMovie Sequels

Dr. No Means No
Movie - sequel to On His or Her Majesty's Secret Service, a politically correct version of James Bond.

69Dr. Strangelovitz CinemaMovies

Dr. Strangelovitz
Movie starring Jon Lovitz.

70The Drink 'n' Drive Inn TravelInns

The Drink 'n' Drive Inn
Location of Jay's party that no one shows up to.



71The Dryer Channel CinemaTV Stations

The Dryer Channel
What's winning Jay's time slot - it's a clothes dryer going around and around and around.



72Duke Phillips Agricultural Institute Research InstitutesInstitutes

Duke Phillips Agricultural Institute
"We use nuclear technology to grow fresher tomatoes, bigger carrots and potatoes that play the bagpipes"

73Duke Phillips' Hall of Presidents EntertainmentMuseum Halls

Duke Phillips' Hall of Presidents
Museum featured at Phillipsland.

74Duke Phillips' Hospital HealthcareHospitals

Duke Phillips' Hospital
Hospital owned by Duke Phillips. "All hail Duke. Duke is Life."

75Duke Phillips' House of Chicken and Waff... DiningChicken Joints

Duke Phillips' House of Chicken and Waffles
Chicken-themed fast food restaurant.

76Duke Phillips' Pre-school EducationPrimary Schools

Duke Phillips' Pre-school
Pre-school "Built on a Dare"

77Edward Plungerhands CinemaMovies

Edward Plungerhands
Latest Tim Burton movie.



78El Toupee RetailBeauty Supply Stores

El Toupee
Toupee store Jay visits in L.A.

79The Eleanor Sherman Foundation for Blast... OrganizationsCharities

The Eleanor Sherman Foundation for Blasting the Poor Into Space
Jay's mother's charity.

80Electric Football CinemaMovies

Electric Football
A Ken Burns documentary about an electrical football game.

81English for Cabdrivers TelevisionTV Shows

English for Cabdrivers
Low rated early morning cable TV show Jay takes over after he gets fired from his show.

82Escape from the Big Apple MediaVideo Games

Escape from the Big Apple
Arcade game Jay plays with his son.

83Every Which Way But Lucid CinemaMovies

Every Which Way But Lucid
Movie starring Clint Eastwood.

84F CinemaMovie Parodies

F
Movie - The story of Malcolm Forbes, a Spike Lee film. Parody of X.

85Family Affair: The Motion Picture CinemaMovies

Family Affair: The Motion Picture
Film starring Marlon Brando as Mr. French.

86Family Feud: The Movie CinemaMovies

Family Feud: The Movie
Movie.



87FAO Snorts RetailDrugstores

FAO Snorts
Store in the quaintly nauseating Antihistamine district seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

88Fat City for Morbidly Obese Men and Boys ApparelClothing Stores

Fat City for Morbidly Obese Men and Boys
Clothing store Jay takes his son Morty to in order to change their images.



89The Fat Little Pig Gets SmokedLiteratureChildrens Books

The Fat Little Pig Gets Smoked
Childrens book by Jay's mother.

90The Fat Little Pig LiteratureChildrens Books

The Fat Little Pig
Children's book about Jay by Jay's mother Eleanor Sherman.

91A Few Good Monsters CinemaMovie Sequels

A Few Good Monsters
Sequel to Interview with the Vampire.

92A Few More Good Men CinemaMovie Sequels

A Few More Good Men
Sequel to A Few Good Men, starring Jack Nicholson, Christian Slater.

93Field of Dreams 2 CinemaMovie Sequels

Field of Dreams 2
Sequel to Field of Dreams.

94The First Action Hero CinemaMovies

The First Action Hero
Old silent movie featuring silent screen star Silas B. Manchester, The Critic's mash-up version of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton.

95Fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig Technology ProductsElectronics

Fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig
One of Jay's father's inventions. Jay: "What's that thing?" Jay's Father, Franklin: "It's the first fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig. It'll be bigger than the badger-blaster!"

96Forrest Gump 2: Gump Harder CinemaMovie Sequels

Forrest Gump 2: Gump Harder
Sequel to Forrest Gump starring Tom Hanks.

97Fox's Smutty Sunday Line-up TelevisionTV Shows

Fox's Smutty Sunday Line-up
TV show line-up.

98Franklin Cigarettes TobaccoCigarettes

Franklin Cigarettes
Jay's parents' tobacco company. "Makers of Phlegm Fatale Cigarettes"

99Frau Doubtfire CinemaMovies

Frau Doubtfire
Movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.

100Ghostbusters 3 CinemaMovie Sequels

Ghostbusters 3
Sequel to Ghostbuster in which New York City is destroyed by an 80 foot Ed Koch.

101Ghostchaser Underpants ApparelUnderwear

Ghostchaser Underpants
Clothing product based on the Ghostchasers movie franchise the didn't sell very well.

102Ghostchasers CinemaMovie Parodies

Ghostchasers
A parody of Ghostbusters.

103Ghostchasers II CinemaMovie Parodies

Ghostchasers II
The sequel to the parody of Ghostbusters.

104Ghostchasers III CinemaMovie Parodies

Ghostchasers III
The sequel to the sequel of the parody of Ghostbusters that Jay is hired to write. "The sequel to the series to a movie that shouldn't have been made in the first place."



105The Godfather Part Hooha CinemaMovies

The Godfather Part Hooha
Al Pacino's next film. "Jay, I can't stop saying hooha. Please keep that in mind when you review my next film, The Godfather Part Hooha.

106The Golden MSG DiningRestaurants

The Golden MSG
A restaurant in Chinatown seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

107Goodfellas 2 CinemaMovie Sequels

Goodfellas 2
Sequel to Goodfellas.

108The Gourmet Sinus RetailDrugstores

The Gourmet Sinus
Store in the quaintly nauseating Antihistamine district seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

109The Graduate EntertainmentTheater Productions

The Graduate
Stage production of the classic movie starring Jon Lovitz as Mrs. Robinson.

110Guess Who's Coming to Dinner CinemaMovies

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
Remake of the classic movie starring Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson.

111Guitar World MusicMusic Stores

Guitar World
Store at the mall. "Long haired draft dodger, proprietor"



112G'day in the Life of Che Guevara CinemaMovies

G'day in the Life of Che Guevara
Movie.

113Hair in a CanPersonal CareHair Products

Hair in a Can
Hair product Jay's makeup lady Doris uses, from various episodes.

114The Ham-Hocker Featuring the Fat Little ... AmusementAmusement Rides

The Ham-Hocker Featuring the Fat Little Pig
Amusement park ride.

115The Hand that Rocks the Dreidel CinemaMovies

The Hand that Rocks the Dreidel
New Mel Brooks movie.

116The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood CinemaMovies

The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood
Adam West film.

117The Hassidic Jeweler ApparelJewelry Stores

The Hassidic Jeweler
A jewelry store seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

118Hee-Haw: The Next Generation TelevisionTV Shows

Hee-Haw: The Next Generation
TV show, Hee Haw meets Star Trek: The Next Generation.

119Herman's Prostate TelevisionTV Shows

Herman's Prostate
Canceled TV show, parody of Herman's Head.

120Hey Judo EducationMartial Arts Schools

Hey Judo
Martial arts school that Jay takes his son to in order to boost his confidence.



121Hindenburg Airlines TransportationAirlines

Hindenburg Airlines
Airline Jay's parents take on their vacation.

122The History of Western Meat LiteratureBooks

The History of Western Meat
Book series. Volume one: Pressed Ham.

123Hold the Mustard Gas CinemaMovies

Hold the Mustard Gas
Classic silent comedy from the 20s.

124Home Alone 5 CinemaMovie Sequels

Home Alone 5
Sequel to Home Alone.

125Homeless, Hopeless and Hairless CinemaMovies

Homeless, Hopeless and Hairless
Documentary about Jay Sherman.

126Honey I Laminated the Kids CinemaMovies

Honey I Laminated the Kids
Family comedy.



127Honey, I Ate the Kids CinemaMovie Parodies

Honey, I Ate the Kids
Jay reviews Honey, I Ate the Kids, a Silence of the Lambs parody movie featuring Anthony Hopkins and Jodi Foster reprising their roles as Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling from Silence of the Lambs, now married with kids. Also has an inappropriate commercial tie-in with Taco Hut.



128Howard Stern's End CinemaMovie Parodies

Howard Stern's End
Parody of Howard's End. Howard Stern buys Howard's End.

129Hug Da Police MusicAlbums

Hug Da Police
Music album by Humphrey Hippo.

130The Hug-InEntertainmentTheater Productions

The Hug-In
Live show at Radio City Music Hall starring Humphrey Hippo.

131Humphrey HippoTelevisionTV Shows

Humphrey Hippo
Kids TV show starring a woman in a hippo suit, from various episodes.

132Humphrey Hippo Cereal Food ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Humphrey Hippo Cereal
Breakfast cereal.

133Hunch EntertainmentTheater Productions

Hunch
"Get bent today" Andrew Lloyd Webber production of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, sponsored by Toyota: The hatchback fit for a hunchback.

134Ice Cream DiningIce Cream Parlors

Ice Cream
Generic ice cream parlor. "Kids with zits now on duty"

135In Your Face New York with Tony and Sofi... TelevisionTV Shows

In Your Face New York with Tony and Sofia
Another TV show on same network as Jay's show.

136Incontinental Airlines TransportationAirlines

Incontinental Airlines
Airline Jay's parents don't take on their vacation. They opt for Hindenburg Airlines instead.

137Indecent Proposal II CinemaMovie Sequels

Indecent Proposal II
Sequel to Indecent Proposal.

138International House of Couscous DiningRestaurants

International House of Couscous
Restaurant in Iraq.

139I'm Being Unfaithful to My Wife, Alice T... MusicAlbums

I'm Being Unfaithful to My Wife, Alice Tompkins. You Heard Me, Alice Tompkins
Album by Alice Tompkins' ex-husband Cyrus Tompkins.

140The Jay Sherman Look Alike Contest EventsContests

The Jay Sherman Look Alike Contest
The winner calls Jay and tells him he's the winner, or at least one of his heads is, or something like that.

141Jay Sherman Roach Spray Maintenance ProductsPest Control Products

Jay Sherman Roach Spray
Pest control product - it makes roaches look like Jay Sherman.

142Jay Sherman Video Tape Rewinder Technology ProductsAudiovisual Devices

Jay Sherman Video Tape Rewinder
Product Jay's stalker owns Newspaper.

143Jay Sherman's New York Clean-up OrganizationsCharities

Jay Sherman's New York Clean-up
Charity event Jay organizes after inheriting his parents' billion dollars when they go missing on their anniversary trip.

144Jay's Oil DrugsMedicine

Jay's Oil
Medicine Jay creates to cure Duke from his fatal disease.

145JFK: Director's Cut CinemaMovies

JFK: Director's Cut
Kevin Costner's movie, but with 8 hours of additional footage.

146Johnny Stagger Beverage ProductsAlcohol

Johnny Stagger
Liquor the penguin flying the Hindenburg Airlines plane drinks.

147Johnny Wrath MusicMusicians

Johnny Wrath
Lead singer of grunge band Nuns in a Blender.

148Jurassic Park 2: Revenge of the Raptors CinemaMovies

Jurassic Park 2: Revenge of the Raptors
Movie.

149Kegger Party at Hanging Rock CinemaMovies

Kegger Party at Hanging Rock
Movie.

150Kiss of Death CinemaMovies

Kiss of Death
Film compared to Basic Instinct.

151Kittens EntertainmentTheater Productions

Kittens
Play, presumably prequel to Cats.



152The Less Than Perfect Storm CinemaMovies

The Less Than Perfect Storm
A movie kind of like The Perfect Storm, but not quite as perfect.

153Life at Our House CinemaMovies

Life at Our House
Old silent movie featuring silent screen star Silas B. Manchester, The Critic's mash-up version of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton.

154Linda Ronstadt International Airport TransportationAirports

Linda Ronstadt International Airport
Airport.



155Literacy R Us RetailBookstores

Literacy R Us
Bookstore in the background.

156Little Men CinemaMovie Sequels

Little Men
The sequel to Little Women, starring the littlest men in Hollywood Michael J. Fox, Dudley Moore and Joe Pesci.

157The Living Will CinemaMovies

The Living Will
Jay's parents' living will, narrated by Orson Welles.

158L'Ane Riche DiningRestaurants

L'Ane Riche
Restaurant seen, from various episodes. also known as The Wealthy Jackass.



159L'Artiste Est Morte CinemaMovies

L'Artiste Est Morte
Jay's student film.



160M*A*S*H: The Movie of the TV Show Not th... CinemaMovies

M*A*S*H: The Movie of the TV Show Not the Original Movie
Movie.



161The Maggot King CinemaMovies

The Maggot King
Disney's biggest dud to date.

162The Man with His Tongue Stuck to An Ice ... CinemaTV Stations

The Man with His Tongue Stuck to An Ice Cube Tray Channel
TV channel.

163Manhattan Liposuction Clinic HealthcarePlastic Surgery

Manhattan Liposuction Clinic
Liposuction clinic: "Over 50 million sucked"



164Marty Sherman MusicMusicians

Marty Sherman
Jay's son Marty becomes a musician in the future.

165Mattress in an Hour Home FurnishingFurniture Stores

Mattress in an Hour
Mattress store.

166The Merchant of Venice Beach CinemaMovie Parodies

The Merchant of Venice Beach
Parody of Merchant of Venice starring Keanu Reeves.

167The Merchant of Venice CinemaMovies

The Merchant of Venice
Movie starring Keanu Reeves that's playing when Jay goes for a walk looking for inspiration.



168Michael Jackson News Network TelevisionTV News

Michael Jackson News Network
TV channel Jay watches.

169Miss Hathaway's School for Untouched Gir... EducationBoarding Schools

Miss Hathaway's School for Untouched Girls
Jay's sister's school.

170Mopey Teen Magazine PeriodicalsMagazines

Mopey Teen Magazine
Magazine Jay's sister Margot reads.

171More of the Best of Milton Belle's Priva... LiteratureBooks

More of the Best of Milton Belle's Private Joke File
Book by Milton Berle.

172Morton Hears His Neighbors in Bed LiteratureChildrens Books

Morton Hears His Neighbors in Bed
Raunchy children book by Dr. Seduce.

173The Mother of All Film Festivals EventsFairs and Festivals

The Mother of All Film Festivals
Prestigious Baghdad film festival Jay attended during the Gulf War.

174Mrs. Kim's Finishing School EducationBoarding Schools

Mrs. Kim's Finishing School
School Jay mentions.

175Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks Food ProductsFish Products

Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks
The fishsticks that Orson Welles advertises.

176Naples Food ProductsBaked Goods

Naples
Cookie brand Jay eats.

177Neck Brace Mountain AmusementAmusement Rides

Neck Brace Mountain
Amusement park ride at carnival seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

178New York ChroniclePeriodicalsNewspaper Chronicles

New York Chronicle
Newspaper seen, from various episodes.

179New York Critics Association OrganizationsProfessional Organizations

New York Critics Association
Professional organization.

180New York Film School EducationPerforming Arts Schools

New York Film School
"Lights, camera, unemployment!"



181New York Obedience School PetsPet Obedience Schools

New York Obedience School
Dog obedience school. We change "Doggie don't" into "Doggie do".

182New York Produce Store Food StoresGrocery Stores

New York Produce Store
Grocery store.

183New York School for the Performance Arts EducationHigh Schools

New York School for the Performance Arts
Where Jay went to school... As seen in the movie "Fame".

184Newstone News TelevisionTV News

Newstone News
An old black and white TV news program from various episodes.

185The Nightmare Before Hannukah CinemaMovies

The Nightmare Before Hannukah
Tim Burton's latest film.

186A Nightmare on Elm Street Preschool EducationPrimary Schools

A Nightmare on Elm Street Preschool
Preschool Margo checks out for her daughter Penny, featuring Freddy Krueger and the worm from Hell.

187Nuns in a Blender MusicRock Bands

Nuns in a Blender
The most relevant band on the grunge rock scene today.

188Oh, Calcutta! EntertainmentTheater Productions

Oh, Calcutta!
Music starring Sandra Bernhard and Lyle Lovett.

189Oliver Twist Preschool EducationPrimary Schools

Oliver Twist Preschool
Preschool Margo checks out for her daughter Penny.

190On His Or Her Majesty's Secret Service CinemaMovies

On His Or Her Majesty's Secret Service
Movie - a politically correct version of James Bond.

191P.I.T.B.U.L.L.S. ServicesTalent Agencies

P.I.T.B.U.L.L.S.
New talent agency formed by the merger of Preferred International Talent Brokers and United Labor Leading Specialists.

192Parsley.com MediaWebsites

Parsley.com
The first business-to-business parsley provider.

193Party Time Plastics Industrial CompaniesManufacturing

Party Time Plastics
Company on truck when Jay's father advises him to go into trucking after he quits his show.

194Pensa Cola Beverage ProductsSoft Drinks

Pensa Cola
A monkey/prehistoric human buys a can of Pensa Cola, which looks an awful lot like a Pepsi, from a vending machine that looks like the monolith from 2001 in a movie clip Jay says stinks.

195PhilipsLand AmusementAmusement Parks

PhilipsLand
Amusement park. "The happiest place in New Jersey", "The home of that log ride that makes you look like you wet your pants".

196Phillips BroadcastingMedia CompaniesFilm Production Companies

Phillips Broadcasting


197Phillips DetergentMaintenance ProductsCleaning Products

Phillips Detergent


198Phillipsland AmusementAmusement Parks

Phillipsland
Amusement park. "The happiest place in Jersey"

199Phillipsvision Technology ProductsAudiovisual Devices

Phillipsvision
New technology that makes movies better by changing downer endings to happy endings.

200Phlegm City RetailDrugstores

Phlegm City
Store in the quaintly nauseating Antihistamine district seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

201Phlegm Fatale Cigarettes TobaccoCigarettes

Phlegm Fatale Cigarettes
Cigarette brand.

202Pinocchio CinemaMovies

Pinocchio
Live action remake of the classic Disney movie.

203Planet of the Dogs CinemaMovies

Planet of the Dogs
Movie.

204PNN TelevisionTV News

PNN
Phillips Network News.

205Pope Fiction CinemaMovies

Pope Fiction
Pulp Fiction with The Pope in Samuel L. Jackson's role.

206Poquito Ball SportsSports

Poquito Ball
The national sport of the island of San Montalbano.

207The PostPeriodicalsNewspaper Posts

The Post
Newspaper seen, from various episodes.

208Preferred International Talent Brokers ServicesTalent Agencies

Preferred International Talent Brokers
Talent agency that merged with another talent agency called United Labor Leading Specialists to become a new talent agency known as P.I.T.B.U.L.L.S.

209Pride of the Yankees CinemaMovies

Pride of the Yankees
Movie. Remake of the original Pride of the Yankees.



210Quality Pictures Media CompaniesFilm Production Companies

Quality Pictures
Movie studio. "A division of Scumco"



211Quiz Show 2 CinemaMovie Sequels

Quiz Show 2
The sequel to Quiz Show starring Mr. Sweaty Guy.

212Rabbi P.I.CinemaMovies

Rabbi P.I.
Arnold Schwarzenegger film, from various episodes.

213Rainbow's End Preschool EducationPrimary Schools

Rainbow's End Preschool
Preschool Margo checks out for her daughter Penny. "One of New York Magazine's 10 Least Evil Preschools"

214Rebel Without a Cosby CinemaMovies

Rebel Without a Cosby
Remake of Rebel without a Cause starring Bill Cosby.

215The Red Balloon Part Two: Revenge of the... CinemaMovies

The Red Balloon Part Two: Revenge of the Balloon
Movie.

216The Red Balloon CinemaMovies

The Red Balloon
A foreign film.



217Refried Green Tomatoes CinemaMovie Sequels

Refried Green Tomatoes
Movie Jay reviews, sequel to Fried Green Tomatoes.

218Revenge of the Nerds IV CinemaMovies

Revenge of the Nerds IV
Unproduced screenplay. Eventually there was actually a fourth Revenge of the Nerds movie, but not at the time.



219Robo-canine Cop and a Half 2 CinemaMovies

Robo-canine Cop and a Half 2
"Clint Eastwood returns as Dirty Harry.

220Roboclapper CinemaMovie Sequels

Roboclapper
Robocop movie sequel parody.

221The Rock of Gibraltar CinemaMovies

The Rock of Gibraltar
Movie starring John Goodman as the Rock of Gibraltar.

222Rocky VI: Texas Chainsaw Massacre IV CinemaMovies

Rocky VI: Texas Chainsaw Massacre IV
Film starring Sylvester Stallone and Leatherface.



223Rosebud Frozen Peas Food ProductsFruits and Vegetables

Rosebud Frozen Peas
Frozen pea commercial starring Orson Welles.

224Rubik's Cube: The Movie CinemaMovies

Rubik's Cube: The Movie
Movie based on the Rubik's Cube.

225S.S. Loco VehiclesWatercrafts

S.S. Loco
Ship.



226Savage Indian Chewing Tobacco TobaccoTobacco Products

Savage Indian Chewing Tobacco
Original name of Savvy Indian chewing tobacco.

227Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco TobaccoTobacco Products

Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco
Tobacco product Jay is forced to advertise on his show. "It's not just for Indians."

228Scent of a Jackass CinemaMovie Parodies

Scent of a Jackass
Parody of Scent of a Woman, also starring Al Pacino.



229Scent of a WolfmanCinemaMovies

Scent of a Wolfman
"The people who brought you Tom Cruise as a vampire now bring you Al Pacino as a wolf man."

230Schenectady CinemaMovies

Schenectady
Film starring Jerry Lewis in a dramatic role, like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia.

231Scumco CorporationsCompanies

Scumco
Company from various episodes.

232Seinfeld: The Movie CinemaMovies

Seinfeld: The Movie
Movie starring Paul Reiser that's playing when Jay goes for a walk looking for inspiration.



233Sherman Ad Agency ServicesAdvertising and Marketing

Sherman Ad Agency
Jay's parents' advertising agency. "Our slogans are you know, um, catchy"

234Sherman Chemicals Industrial CompaniesPharmaceutical Companies

Sherman Chemicals
Jay's parents' chemical company. "We put the 'harm' in pharmaceuticals"

235Short Fat Ugly and Sassy ApparelClothing Stores

Short Fat Ugly and Sassy
Clothing store Jay visits in L.A.

236Shove It, Kiss Off, You Smell TelevisionTV Shows

Shove It, Kiss Off, You Smell
New sitcom Jay's boss says he's going to air featuring a talking box.

237The Siskel & Ebert Calendar GoodsOffice Products

The Siskel & Ebert Calendar
Calendar featuring Siskel & Ebert.

238Siskel & Ebert Salt and Pepper Shakers Home FurnishingTableware

Siskel & Ebert Salt and Pepper Shakers
Salt and Pepper shakers featuring Siskel & Ebert.

239Siskel & Ebert Whack-A-mole Game ToysTabletop Games

Siskel & Ebert Whack-A-mole Game
Game featuring Siskel & Ebert.

240Siskel & Sherman TelevisionTV Shows

Siskel & Sherman
New name of Siskel's show when Ebert leaves and Jay comes on board.

241The Slide Whistle CinemaMovies

The Slide Whistle
Movie starring.

242Smith and Wesson CinemaMovies

Smith and Wesson
Action movie.

243Smoker's Digest PeriodicalsMagazines

Smoker's Digest
Magazine Doris says she reads. "Did you know Jesus smoked three packs a day?"



244Smokey and the Spartacus CinemaMovies

Smokey and the Spartacus
Movie mashing up Spartacus and Smokey and the Bandit.

245Snow Man CinemaMovie Sequels

Snow Man
The sequel to Rain Man.

246Soft Copy TelevisionTV News

Soft Copy
The Critic version of Hard Copy.

247The Sorry State of Films Today LiteratureBooks

The Sorry State of Films Today
An essay by Jay Sherman.

248Speed Reading CinemaMovie Sequels

Speed Reading
Sequel to the movie Speed starring Keanu Reeves.

249Spotted Owl Sanctuary EntertainmentZoos

Spotted Owl Sanctuary
Sanctuary Jay crushes with a tree during his lumberjack experience flashback.

250Star Poop CinemaMovies

Star Poop
Film.

251Star Trek: Generation X CinemaMovies

Star Trek: Generation X
Movie starring Keanu Reeves and Christian Slater.

252Steve Allen's Advice to Marty LiteratureBooks

Steve Allen's Advice to Marty
Book Steve Allen writes for Jay's son Marty.



253The Suicide Machine Technology ProductsMedical Devices

The Suicide Machine
Suicide doctor Dr. Krekorian's death machine.

254Sun City Personal CareHygiene Products

Sun City
Tanning oil billboard.

255Taco Hut DiningMexican Fast Food

Taco Hut
Mexican fast food restaurant that has an inappropriate commercial tie-in with the movie Honey I Ate the Kids.



256The Tea Cozy CinemaMovies

The Tea Cozy
Movie Jay reviews on his show: "So run don't mosey to The Tea Cozy - It really hits the spot"

257Ted Disingenuous, Attorney at Law Legal AidLaw Firms

Ted Disingenuous, Attorney at Law
Duke Phillips' lawyer.

258Terror Time Theater CinemaMovies

Terror Time Theater
Horror movie.

259Them PeriodicalsMagazines

Them
The Critic's version of Time magazine. Issue shown has Jay on the cover and the caption: The Wittiest Man Alive 1994.



260Thighmasterpiece Theater TelevisionTV Shows

Thighmasterpiece Theater
TV show from joke Jay makes about advertising in movies.

261The Towering Infidel CinemaMovies

The Towering Infidel
Film played at "The Mother of All Film Festivals" in Baghdad during the Gulf War.

262Truck U Trucking School EducationVocational Schools

Truck U Trucking School
School Jay attends.

263True Lies 2 CinemaMovie Sequels

True Lies 2
The sequel to True Lies, but this time they weren't able to get Jamie Lee Curtis so they got her dad, Tony Curtis.

264Tua Madre Ha Le Spalle Pelose CinemaMovies

Tua Madre Ha Le Spalle Pelose
Movie title that translates as "Your mother has a hairy back"

265Tuesdays with Morrie: The Musical EntertainmentTheater Productions

Tuesdays with Morrie: The Musical
Musical stage production of the classic play.

266Two Guys in Hairnets Pizza DiningPizza Parlors

Two Guys in Hairnets Pizza
Where Jay takes his son after he loses at Field Day.



267Two Guys with Hernias ServicesShipping and Storage

Two Guys with Hernias
Moving company.

268U-Pawn-It RetailPawn Shops

U-Pawn-It
Pawn store.

269UN School Field Day EventsSporting Events

UN School Field Day
Jay attends his son's school's field day, during which he flashes back to one of his own, from 1973.



270United Labor Leading Specialists ServicesTalent Agencies

United Labor Leading Specialists
Talent agency that merged with another talent agency called Preferred International Talent Brokers to become a new talent agency known as P.I.T.B.U.L.L.S.

271United Nations Private SchoolEducationHigh Schools

United Nations Private School
"Teaching brotherhood and tolerance to those who can afford it"

272United Nations School for Teaching Broth... EducationPrimary Schools

United Nations School for Teaching Brotherhood and Tolerance to Those Who Can Afford It
Jay's son Marty's school.



273United Nations School Talent Show EventsTalent Shows

United Nations School Talent Show
Jay's son Marty's school talent show. "Sheer torture" - Amnesty international.



274Weintraub, Meyers & Melmon Legal AidLaw Firms

Weintraub, Meyers & Melmon
Law firm from the Jerry Lewis film Schenectady.

275What I Do in the Dark LiteratureBiographies

What I Do in the Dark
Book by Jay Sherman.



276What the Health? Beauty CareFitness Centers

What the Health?
Health club/gym.

277What's Truth Got to Do with It CinemaMovies

What's Truth Got to Do with It
Movie about Ike and Tina Turner.

278Wheel of Misfortune AmusementAmusement Rides

Wheel of Misfortune
An amusement park ride at carnival seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

279Who Are My Parents? ToysTabletop Games

Who Are My Parents?
Board game.

280Who's Daddy Now? TelevisionTV Shows

Who's Daddy Now?
Sitcom.

281Will Work for Food CinemaMovies

Will Work for Food
Movie.

282Winey Jacques TelevisionTV Shows

Winey Jacques
Kids TV show.

283The XYZ Men CinemaMovies

The XYZ Men
The X-Men with their zippers down.

284Ye Olde Video Shoppe and Laser Disquerie EntertainmentVideo Rental

Ye Olde Video Shoppe and Laser Disquerie
Video rental store.

285Yesterday Night Live TelevisionTV Shows

Yesterday Night Live
TV show featuring the not good enough for feature film players.

286Yo Gadot I'm Waitin' Here CinemaMovies

Yo Gadot I'm Waitin' Here




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