THE CRITIC
Animated Series 1994. Created by Al Jean and Mike Reiss. Starring Jon Lovitz, Nancy Cartwright, Christine Cavanaugh, Gerrit Graham, Doris Grau, Judith Ivey, Nick Jameson, Maurice LaMarche, Park Overall and Russi Taylor.
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11-900-1-PHD-Girls BBBServicesParty Lines

1-900-1-PHD-Girls
Phone sex line.

2AAA Escort Service BBBServicesSex Services

AAA Escort Service
Company in Jay's little black book.

3ABC's Who Cares It's Thursday Lineup BBBTelevisionTV Shows

ABC's Who Cares It's Thursday Lineup
Parody of NBC's Must See TV Thursday night lineup.

4Abe Lincoln: Pet Detective BBBCinemaMovies

Abe Lincoln: Pet Detective
Movie starring Jim Carrey.

5Adolph Hitmaker BBBServicesConsultants

Adolph Hitmaker
Personal Image Consultant.

6Air Cuba BBBTransportationAirlines

Air Cuba
Airline.

7All-nude Nixon Revue BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

All-nude Nixon Revue
Show featured at Phillipsland.

8Almost Famous: The Jon Lovitz Story BBBCinemaMovies

Almost Famous: The Jon Lovitz Story
Movie about Jon Lovitz.

9Apocalypse Wow BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Apocalypse Wow
New musical by Francis Ford Coppola.

10Arthur 3: Revenge of the Liver BBBCinemaMovies

Arthur 3: Revenge of the Liver
Movie starring Dudley Moore, sequel to Arthur.

11The Bad News Mets BBBCinemaMovies

The Bad News Mets
Movie starring Tony Curtis.

12Badger Blaster BBBMaintenance ProductsPest Control Products

Badger Blaster
One of Jay's father's inventions. Jay: "What's that thing?" Jay's Father, Franklin: "It's the first fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig. It'll be bigger than the badger-blaster!"

13Bag Boys N the Hood BBBCinemaMovies

Bag Boys N the Hood
Movie featuring kickboxing grocery store bag boys.

14Barney The Dinosaur: The Motion Picture BBBCinemaMovies

Barney The Dinosaur: The Motion Picture
Movie starring Marlon Brando as Barney.

15Batman 3 BBBCinemaMovies

Batman 3
Movie, Batman sequel.

16The Benedictine Monk Variety Hour BBBTelevisionTV Shows

The Benedictine Monk Variety Hour
TV show beating Jay in the ratings.

17Bernie Wasserman BBBServicesTalent Agencies

Bernie Wasserman
Talent Agent & Bail Bonds: "Either way we get 10%"

18BF Skidmark Blimp BBBVehiclesAircrafts

BF Skidmark Blimp
Blimp.

19Bill & Achmed's Excellent Adventure BBBCinemaMovies

Bill & Achmed's Excellent Adventure
Film played at "The Mother of All Film Festivals" in Baghdad during the Gulf War.

20Black Men Can't Bowl BBBCinemaMovies

Black Men Can't Bowl
Movie.

21Bloat BeerBBBBeverage ProductsBeer

Bloat Beer
Beer product seen in various episodes.

22Blotto Bros. Wine BBBBeverage ProductsWine

Blotto Bros. Wine
Wine commercial starring Orson Welles.



3Bob and Carol and Beavis and Butthead BBBCinemaMovies

Bob and Carol and Beavis and Butthead
Movie.



3Bob's Kebabs BBBDiningRestaurants

Bob's Kebabs
Restaurant in New York.

4The Bodyguard 2 BBBCinemaMovies

The Bodyguard 2
New movie starring Kevin Costner and the Three Tenors.

5Brown Acres BBBCinemaMovies

Brown Acres
Film played at "The Mother of All Film Festivals" in Baghdad during the Gulf War.

6Bubba Gump Shrimp Company BBBDiningRestaurants

Bubba Gump Shrimp Company
Forrest Gump's restaurant mentioned in the sequel to Forrest Gump called Forrest Gump 2: Gump Harder.

7B'Nai Brith BBBReligionReligious Organizations

B'Nai Brith
Jewish organization.

8Camp Mahasapateeya BBBBeauty CareFitness Centers

Camp Mahasapateeya
Fat camp for adults and kids.

9Carlton Intercontinental BBBTravelLodging

Carlton Intercontinental
Fancy hotel.

10Celebrity Autopsy BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Celebrity Autopsy
TV show hosted by William Shatner.



3Celebrity Inquirer BBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Celebrity Inquirer
Celebrity news magazine from various episodes.



3Channel 67BBBCinemaTV Stations

Channel 67
TV station that airs Jay's show.

4The Cheer Up Marty Store BBBRetailGift Shops

The Cheer Up Marty Store
Store at the mall that doesn't open until June 1997.

5Chicken BBBCinemaMovies

Chicken
Film starring Jack Nicholson as a were-chicken. Parody of Wolf. "Cock-a-doodle do baby."



3The Chicken ShackBBBDiningChicken Joints

The Chicken Shack
Chicken-themed fast food restaurant.

4Children of a Lesser Godzilla BBBCinemaMovies

Children of a Lesser Godzilla
Movie.

5Club Manhole BBBNightlifeClubs

Club Manhole
Nightclub.

6The Cockroach King BBBCinemaMovies

The Cockroach King
Disney movie starring Howard Stern.

7Coming Attractions with Jay Sherman BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Coming Attractions with Jay Sherman
Jay's TV show.



3Coming Attractions with Kareem Abdul Jab... BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Coming Attractions with Kareem Abdul Jabar and Little Knothead
New version of Jay's TV show.

4Coming Attractions with Kareem Abdul Jab... BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Coming Attractions with Kareem Abdul Jabar and Mr. Knothead
Film review program.

5Coming Attractions with Rex Reed BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Coming Attractions with Rex Reed
New name of Jay's show after he quits protesting being forced to advertise chewing tobacco.

6Cops Go to Shannen Doherty's House BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Cops Go to Shannen Doherty's House
TV show.

7Couch Potato Chips BBBFood ProductsChips and Crackers

Couch Potato Chips
Potato chip brand.

8The Cowering Inferno: The Jay Sherman St... BBBCinemaMovies

The Cowering Inferno: The Jay Sherman Story
Fox original TV movie.

9Crapple BBBBeverage ProductsJuice

Crapple
Snapple's unsuccessful competitor.

10Critic Aid BBBOrganizationsCharities

Critic Aid
Charity of movie critics that records a song to raise money to bring Jay back from Iraq.

11Crocodile Gandhi BBBCinemaMovies

Crocodile Gandhi
Movie starring Jay's Australian friend - Crocodile Dundee meets Gandhi.

12Crocodile Ghandi Part II BBBCinemaMovies

Crocodile Ghandi Part II
Movie mashing up Crocodile Dundee and Ghandi, starring Jay's Austraiian friend Jeremy.

13Cryogenics Institute BBBHealthcareCryogenics

Cryogenics Institute
"Home of the corpuscle"

14Cyrus Tompkins BBBMusicMusicians

Cyrus Tompkins
A singer and Alice Tompkins' ex-husband.

15D.T. the Drunken Terrestrial BBBCinemaMovies

D.T. the Drunken Terrestrial
Movie. Parody of E.T. The Extra Terrestrial.

16Daily News BBBPeriodicalsNewspapers

Daily News
Newspaper, from various episodes.



3Darkness Before Dawn BBBCinemaMovies

Darkness Before Dawn
Jay's screenplay.



3Days of Beer and ChunderingBBBTelevisionTV Shows

Days of Beer and Chundering
After school special starring Jay's Australian friend.

4The Death Mobile BBBVehiclesMotor Vehicles

The Death Mobile
Suicide doctor Dr. Krekorian's car.

5Death of a Salesman BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Death of a Salesman
Stage production starring the cast of Seinfeld.

6Delightful Childrens Books BBBMedia CompaniesPublishing Companies

Delightful Childrens Books
Publishing company. "A division of Scumco"

7Dennis the Menace II Society BBBCinemaMovies

Dennis the Menace II Society
Movie.



3The Dirty Dozen BBBCinemaMovies

The Dirty Dozen
Remake of the original movie, this time starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis.

4The Dirty Immigrant BBBCinemaMovies

The Dirty Immigrant
Old silent movie featuring silent screen star Silas B. Manchester, The Critic's mash-up version of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton.

5Disco Inferno BBBNightlifeNightclubs

Disco Inferno
Dance club from the movie Pope Fiction.

6Don't Tinkle in the Ocean and Other Ways... BBBLiteratureBooks

Don't Tinkle in the Ocean and Other Ways to Save the Planet
Book.



3Dr. Goldfarb BBBHealthcarePlastic Surgery

Dr. Goldfarb
Plastic surgeon.

4Dr. Krekorian BBBHealthcareDoctors

Dr. Krekorian
Suicide Doctor and parody of Jack Kevorkian.

5Dr. Martin Harvey BBBHealthcareTherapy

Dr. Martin Harvey
Jay's Psychiatrist that he takes his son Marty to see. "We put the pro in Prozac"

6Dr. No Means No BBBCinemaMovies

Dr. No Means No
Movie - sequel to On His or Her Majesty's Secret Service, a politically correct version of James Bond.

7Dr. Strangelovitz BBBCinemaMovies

Dr. Strangelovitz
Movie starring Jon Lovitz.

8The Drink 'n' Drive Inn BBBTravelInns

The Drink 'n' Drive Inn
Location of Jay's party that no one shows up to.



3The Dryer Channel BBBCinemaTV Stations

The Dryer Channel
What's winning Jay's time slot - it's a clothes dryer going around and around and around.



3Duke Phillips Agricultural Institute BBBResearch InstitutesInstitutes

Duke Phillips Agricultural Institute
"We use nuclear technology to grow fresher tomatoes, bigger carrots and potatoes that play the bagpipes"

4Duke Phillips' Hall of Presidents BBBEntertainmentMuseum Halls

Duke Phillips' Hall of Presidents
Museum featured at Phillipsland.

5Duke Phillips' Hospital BBBHealthcareHospitals

Duke Phillips' Hospital
Hospital owned by Duke Phillips. "All hail Duke. Duke is Life."

6Duke Phillips' House of Chicken and Waff... BBBDiningChicken Joints

Duke Phillips' House of Chicken and Waffles
Chicken-themed fast food restaurant.

7Duke Phillips' Pre-school BBBEducationPrimary Schools

Duke Phillips' Pre-school
Pre-school "Built on a Dare"

8Edward Plungerhands BBBCinemaMovies

Edward Plungerhands
Latest Tim Burton movie.



3El Toupee BBBRetailBeauty Supply Stores

El Toupee
Toupee store Jay visits in L.A.

4The Eleanor Sherman Foundation for Blast... BBBOrganizationsCharities

The Eleanor Sherman Foundation for Blasting the Poor Into Space
Jay's mother's charity.

5Electric Football BBBCinemaMovies

Electric Football
A Ken Burns documentary about an electrical football game.

6English for Cabdrivers BBBTelevisionTV Shows

English for Cabdrivers
Low rated early morning cable TV show Jay takes over after he gets fired from his show.

7Escape from the Big Apple BBBMediaVideo Games

Escape from the Big Apple
Arcade game Jay plays with his son.

8Every Which Way But Lucid BBBCinemaMovies

Every Which Way But Lucid
Movie starring Clint Eastwood.

9F BBBCinemaMovies

F
Movie - The story of Malcolm Forbes, a Spike Lee film. Parody of X.

10Family Affair: The Motion Picture BBBCinemaMovies

Family Affair: The Motion Picture
Film starring Marlon Brando as Mr. French.

11Family Feud: The Movie BBBCinemaMovies

Family Feud: The Movie
Movie.



3FAO Snorts BBBRetailDrugstores

FAO Snorts
Store in the quaintly nauseating Antihistamine district seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

4Fat City for Morbidly Obese Men and Boys BBBApparelClothing Stores

Fat City for Morbidly Obese Men and Boys
Clothing store Jay takes his son Morty to in order to change their images.



3The Fat Little Pig Gets SmokedBBBLiteratureBooks

The Fat Little Pig Gets Smoked
Childrens book by Jay's mother.

4The Fat Little Pig BBBLiteratureBooks

The Fat Little Pig
Children's book about Jay by Jay's mother Eleanor Sherman.

5A Few Good Monsters BBBCinemaMovies

A Few Good Monsters
Sequel to interview with the vampire.

6A Few More Good Men BBBCinemaMovies

A Few More Good Men
Sequel to A Few Good Men, starring Jack Nicholson, Christian Slater.

7Field of Dreams 2 BBBCinemaMovies

Field of Dreams 2
Sequel to Field of Dreams.

8The First Action Hero BBBCinemaMovies

The First Action Hero
Old silent movie featuring silent screen star Silas B. Manchester, The Critic's mash-up version of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton.

9Fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig BBBTechnology ProductsElectronics

Fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig
One of Jay's father's inventions. Jay: "What's that thing?" Jay's Father, Franklin: "It's the first fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig. It'll be bigger than the badger-blaster!"

10Forrest Gump 2: Gump Harder BBBCinemaMovies

Forrest Gump 2: Gump Harder
Sequel to Forrest Gump starring Tom Hanks.

11Fox's Smutty Sunday Line-up BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Fox's Smutty Sunday Line-up
TV show line-up.

12Franklin Cigarettes BBBTobaccoCigarettes

Franklin Cigarettes
Jay's parents' tobacco company. "Makers of Phlegm Fatale Cigarettes"

13Frau Doubtfire BBBCinemaMovies

Frau Doubtfire
Movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.

14Ghostbusters 3 BBBCinemaMovies

Ghostbusters 3
Sequel to Ghostbuster in which New York City is destroyed by an 80 foot Ed Koch.

15Ghostchaser Underpants BBBApparelUnderwear

Ghostchaser Underpants
Clothing product based on the Ghostchasers movie franchise the didn't sell very well.

16Ghostchasers BBBCinemaMovies

Ghostchasers
A parody of Ghostbusters.

17Ghostchasers II BBBCinemaMovies

Ghostchasers II
The sequel to the parody of Ghostbusters.

18Ghostchasers III BBBCinemaMovies

Ghostchasers III
The sequel to the sequel of the parody of Ghostbusters that Jay is hired to write. "The sequel to the series to a movie that shouldn't have been made in the first place."



3The Godfather Part Hooha BBBCinemaMovies

The Godfather Part Hooha
Al Pacino's next film. "Jay, I can't stop saying hooha. Please keep that in mind when you review my next film, The Godfather Part Hooha.

4The Golden MSG BBBDiningRestaurants

The Golden MSG
A restaurant in Chinatown seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

5Goodfellas 2 BBBCinemaMovies

Goodfellas 2
Sequel to Goodfellas.

6The Gourmet Sinus BBBRetailDrugstores

The Gourmet Sinus
Store in the quaintly nauseating Antihistamine district seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

7The Graduate BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

The Graduate
Stage production of the classic movie starring Jon Lovitz as Mrs. Robinson.

8Guess Who's Coming to Dinner BBBCinemaMovies

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
Remake of the classic movie starring Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson.

9Guitar World BBBMusicMusic Stores

Guitar World
Store at the mall. "Long haired draft dodger, proprietor"



3G'day in the Life of Che Guevara BBBCinemaMovies

G'day in the Life of Che Guevara
Movie.

4Hair in a CanBBBPersonal CareHair Products

Hair in a Can
Hair product Jay's makeup lady Doris uses, from various episodes.

5The Ham-Hocker Featuring the Fat Little ... BBBAmusementAmusement Rides

The Ham-Hocker Featuring the Fat Little Pig
Amusement park ride.

6The Hand that Rocks the Dreidel BBBCinemaMovies

The Hand that Rocks the Dreidel
New Mel Brooks movie.

7The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood BBBCinemaMovies

The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood
Adam West film.

8The Hassidic Jeweler BBBApparelJewelry Stores

The Hassidic Jeweler
A jewelry store seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

9Hee-Haw: The Next Generation BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Hee-Haw: The Next Generation
TV show, Hee Haw meets Star Trek: The Next Generation.

10Herman's Prostate BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Herman's Prostate
Canceled TV show, parody of Herman's Head.

11Hey Judo BBBEducationMartial Arts Schools

Hey Judo
Martial arts school that Jay takes his son to in order to boost his confidence.



3Hindenburg Airlines BBBTransportationAirlines

Hindenburg Airlines
Airline Jay's parents take on their vacation.

4The History of Western Meat BBBLiteratureBooks

The History of Western Meat
Book series. Volume one: Pressed Ham.

5Hold the Mustard Gas BBBCinemaMovies

Hold the Mustard Gas
Classic silent comedy from the 20s.

6Home Alone 5 BBBCinemaMovies

Home Alone 5
Sequel to Home Alone.

7Homeless, Hopeless and Hairless BBBCinemaMovies

Homeless, Hopeless and Hairless
Documentary about Jay Sherman.

8Honey I Laminated the Kids BBBCinemaMovies

Honey I Laminated the Kids
Family comedy.



3Honey, I Ate the Kids BBBCinemaMovies

Honey, I Ate the Kids
Jay reviews Honey, I Ate the Kids, a Silence of the Lambs parody movie featuring Anthony Hopkins and Jodi Foster reprising their roles as Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling from Silence of the Lambs, now married with kids. Also has an inappropriate commercial tie-in with Taco Hut.



3Howard Stern's End BBBCinemaMovies

Howard Stern's End
Parody of Howard's End. Howard Stern buys Howard's End.

4Hug Da Police BBBMusicAlbums

Hug Da Police
Music album by Humphrey Hippo.

5The Hug-InBBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

The Hug-In
Live show at Radio City Music Hall starring Humphrey Hippo.

6Humphrey HippoBBBTelevisionTV Shows

Humphrey Hippo
Kids TV show starring a woman in a hippo suit, from various episodes.

7Humphrey Hippo Cereal BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Humphrey Hippo Cereal
Breakfast cereal.

8Hunch BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Hunch
"Get bent today" Andrew Lloyd Webber production of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, sponsored by Toyota: The hatchback fit for a hunchback.

9Ice Cream BBBDiningIce Cream Parlors

Ice Cream
Generic ice cream parlor. "Kids with zits now on duty"

10In Your Face New York with Tony and Sofi... BBBTelevisionTV Shows

In Your Face New York with Tony and Sofia
Another TV show on same network as Jay's show.

11Incontinental Airlines BBBTransportationAirlines

Incontinental Airlines
Airline Jay's parents don't take on their vacation. They opt for Hindenburg Airlines instead.

12Indecent Proposal II BBBCinemaMovies

Indecent Proposal II
Sequel to Indecent Proposal.

13International House of Couscous BBBDiningRestaurants

International House of Couscous
Restaurant in Iraq.

14I'm Being Unfaithful to My Wife, Alice T... BBBMusicAlbums

I'm Being Unfaithful to My Wife, Alice Tompkins. You Heard Me, Alice Tompkins
Album by Alice Tompkins' ex-husband Cyrus Tompkins.

15The Jay Sherman Look Alike Contest BBBEventsContests

The Jay Sherman Look Alike Contest
The winner calls Jay and tells him he's the winner, or at least one of his heads is, or something like that.

16Jay Sherman Roach Spray BBBMaintenance ProductsPest Control Products

Jay Sherman Roach Spray
Pest control product - it makes roaches look like Jay Sherman.

17Jay Sherman Video Tape Rewinder BBBTechnology ProductsAudiovisual Devices

Jay Sherman Video Tape Rewinder
Product Jay's stalker owns Newspaper.

18Jay Sherman's New York Clean-up BBBOrganizationsCharities

Jay Sherman's New York Clean-up
Charity event Jay organizes after inheriting his parents' billion dollars when they go missing on their anniversary trip.

19Jay's Oil BBBDrugsMedicine

Jay's Oil
Medicine Jay creates to cure Duke from his fatal disease.

20JFK: Director's Cut BBBCinemaMovies

JFK: Director's Cut
Kevin Costner's movie, but with 8 hours of additional footage.

21Johnny Stagger BBBBeverage ProductsAlcohol

Johnny Stagger
Liquor the penguin flying the Hindenburg Airlines plane drinks.

22Johnny Wrath BBBMusicMusicians

Johnny Wrath
Lead singer of grunge band Nuns in a Blender.

23Jurassic Park 2: Revenge of the Raptors BBBCinemaMovies

Jurassic Park 2: Revenge of the Raptors
Movie.

24Kegger Party at Hanging Rock BBBCinemaMovies

Kegger Party at Hanging Rock
Movie.

25Kiss of Death BBBCinemaMovies

Kiss of Death
Film compared to Basic Instinct.

26Kittens BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Kittens
Play, presumably prequel to Cats.



3The Less Than Perfect Storm BBBCinemaMovies

The Less Than Perfect Storm
A movie kind of like The Perfect Storm, but not quite as perfect.

4Life at Our House BBBCinemaMovies

Life at Our House
Old silent movie featuring silent screen star Silas B. Manchester, The Critic's mash-up version of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton.

5Linda Ronstadt International Airport BBBTransportationAirports

Linda Ronstadt International Airport
Airport.



3Literacy R Us BBBRetailBookstores

Literacy R Us
Bookstore in the background.

4Little Men BBBCinemaMovies

Little Men
The sequel to Little Women, starring the littlest men in Hollywood Michael J. Fox, Dudley Moore and Joe Pesci.

5The Living Will BBBCinemaMovies

The Living Will
Jay's parents' living will, narrated by Orson Welles.

6L'Ane Riche BBBDiningRestaurants

L'Ane Riche
Restaurant seen, from various episodes. also known as The Wealthy Jackass.



3L'Artiste Est Morte BBBCinemaMovies

L'Artiste Est Morte
Jay's student film.



3M*A*S*H: The Movie of the TV Show Not th... BBBCinemaMovies

M*A*S*H: The Movie of the TV Show Not the Original Movie
Movie.



3The Maggot King BBBCinemaMovies

The Maggot King
Disney's biggest dud to date.

4The Man with His Tongue Stuck to An Ice ... BBBCinemaTV Stations

The Man with His Tongue Stuck to An Ice Cube Tray Channel
TV channel.

5Manhattan Liposuction Clinic BBBHealthcarePlastic Surgery

Manhattan Liposuction Clinic
Liposuction clinic: "Over 50 million sucked"



3Marty Sherman BBBMusicMusicians

Marty Sherman
Jay's son Marty becomes a musician in the future.

4Mattress in an Hour BBBHome FurnishingFurniture Stores

Mattress in an Hour
Mattress store.

5The Merchant of Venice Beach BBBCinemaMovies

The Merchant of Venice Beach
Parody of Merchant of Venice starring Keanu Reeves.

6The Merchant of Venice BBBCinemaMovies

The Merchant of Venice
Movie starring Keanu Reeves that's playing when Jay goes for a walk looking for inspiration.



3Michael Jackson News Network BBBTelevisionTV News

Michael Jackson News Network
TV channel Jay watches.

4Miss Hathaway's School for Untouched Gir... BBBEducationBoarding Schools

Miss Hathaway's School for Untouched Girls
Jay's sister's school.

5Mopey Teen Magazine BBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Mopey Teen Magazine
Magazine Jay's sister Margot reads.

6More of the Best of Milton Belle's Priva... BBBLiteratureBooks

More of the Best of Milton Belle's Private Joke File
Book by Milton Berle.

7Morton Hears His Neighbors in Bed BBBLiteratureBooks

Morton Hears His Neighbors in Bed
Raunchy children book by Dr. Seduce.

8The Mother of All Film Festivals BBBEventsFairs and Festivals

The Mother of All Film Festivals
Prestigious Baghdad film festival Jay attended during the Gulf War.

9Mrs. Kim's Finishing School BBBEducationBoarding Schools

Mrs. Kim's Finishing School
School Jay mentions.

10Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks BBBFood ProductsFish Products

Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks
The fishsticks that Orson Welles advertises.

11Naples BBBFood ProductsBaked Goods

Naples
Cookie brand Jay eats.

12Neck Brace Mountain BBBAmusementAmusement Rides

Neck Brace Mountain
Amusement park ride at carnival seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

13New York ChronicleBBBPeriodicalsNewspaper Chronicles

New York Chronicle
Newspaper seen, from various episodes.

14New York Critics Association BBBOrganizationsProfessional Organizations

New York Critics Association
Professional organization.

15New York Film School BBBEducationPerforming Arts Schools

New York Film School
"Lights, camera, unemployment!"



3New York Obedience School BBBPetsPet Obedience Schools

New York Obedience School
Dog obedience school. We change "Doggie don't" into "Doggie do".

4New York Produce Store BBBFood StoresGrocery Stores

New York Produce Store
Grocery store.

5New York School for the Performance Arts BBBEducationHigh Schools

New York School for the Performance Arts
Where Jay went to school... As seen in the movie "Fame".

6Newstone News BBBTelevisionTV News

Newstone News
An old black and white TV news program from various episodes.

7The Nightmare Before Hannukah BBBCinemaMovies

The Nightmare Before Hannukah
Tim Burton's latest film.

8A Nightmare on Elm Street Preschool BBBEducationPrimary Schools

A Nightmare on Elm Street Preschool
Preschool Margo checks out for her daughter Penny, featuring Freddy Krueger and the worm from Hell.

9Nuns in a Blender BBBMusicRock Bands

Nuns in a Blender
The most relevant band on the grunge rock scene today.

10Oh, Calcutta! BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Oh, Calcutta!
Music starring Sandra Bernhard and Lyle Lovett.

11Oliver Twist Preschool BBBEducationPrimary Schools

Oliver Twist Preschool
Preschool Margo checks out for her daughter Penny.

12On His Or Her Majesty's Secret Service BBBCinemaMovies

On His Or Her Majesty's Secret Service
Movie - a politically correct version of James Bond.

13P.I.T.B.U.L.L.S. BBBServicesTalent Agencies

P.I.T.B.U.L.L.S.
New talent agency formed by the merger of Preferred International Talent Brokers and United Labor Leading Specialists.

14Parsley.com BBBMediaWebsites

Parsley.com
The first business-to-business parsley provider.

15Party Time Plastics BBBIndustrial CompaniesManufacturing

Party Time Plastics
Company on truck when Jay's father advises him to go into trucking after he quits his show.

16Pensa Cola BBBBeverage ProductsSoft Drinks

Pensa Cola
A monkey/prehistoric human buys a can of Pensa Cola, which looks an awful lot like a Pepsi, from a vending machine that looks like the monolith from 2001 in a movie clip Jay says stinks.

17PhilipsLand BBBAmusementAmusement Parks

PhilipsLand
Amusement park. "The happiest place in New Jersey", "The home of that log ride that makes you look like you wet your pants".

18Phillips BroadcastingBBBMedia CompaniesFilm Production Companies

Phillips Broadcasting


19Phillips DetergentBBBMaintenance ProductsCleaning Products

Phillips Detergent


20Phillipsland BBBAmusementAmusement Parks

Phillipsland
Amusement park. "The happiest place in Jersey"

21Phillipsvision BBBTechnology ProductsAudiovisual Devices

Phillipsvision
New technology that makes movies better by changing downer endings to happy endings.

22Phlegm City BBBRetailDrugstores

Phlegm City
Store in the quaintly nauseating Antihistamine district seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

23Phlegm Fatale Cigarettes BBBTobaccoCigarettes

Phlegm Fatale Cigarettes
Cigarette brand.

24Pinocchio BBBCinemaMovies

Pinocchio
Live action remake of the classic Disney movie.

25Planet of the Dogs BBBCinemaMovies

Planet of the Dogs
Movie.

26PNN BBBTelevisionTV News

PNN
Phillips Network News.

27Pope Fiction BBBCinemaMovies

Pope Fiction
Pulp Fiction with The Pope in Samuel L. Jackson's role.

28Poquito Ball BBBSportsSports

Poquito Ball
The national sport of the island of San Montalbano.

29The PostBBBPeriodicalsNewspaper Posts

The Post
Newspaper seen, from various episodes.

30Preferred International Talent Brokers BBBServicesTalent Agencies

Preferred International Talent Brokers
Talent agency that merged with another talent agency called United Labor Leading Specialists to become a new talent agency known as P.I.T.B.U.L.L.S.

31Pride of the Yankees BBBCinemaMovies

Pride of the Yankees
Movie. Remake of the original Pride of the Yankees.



3Quality Pictures BBBMedia CompaniesFilm Production Companies

Quality Pictures
Movie studio. "A division of Scumco"



3Quiz Show 2 BBBCinemaMovies

Quiz Show 2
The sequel to Quiz Show starring Mr. Sweaty Guy.

4Rabbi P.I.BBBCinemaMovies

Rabbi P.I.
Arnold Schwarzenegger film, from various episodes.

5Rainbow's End Preschool BBBEducationPrimary Schools

Rainbow's End Preschool
Preschool Margo checks out for her daughter Penny. "One of New York Magazine's 10 Least Evil Preschools"

6Rebel Without a Cosby BBBCinemaMovies

Rebel Without a Cosby
Remake of Rebel without a Cause starring Bill Cosby.

7The Red Balloon Part Two: Revenge of the... BBBCinemaMovies

The Red Balloon Part Two: Revenge of the Balloon
Movie.

8The Red Balloon BBBCinemaMovies

The Red Balloon
A foreign film.



3Refried Green Tomatoes BBBCinemaMovies

Refried Green Tomatoes
Movie Jay reviews, sequel to Fried Green Tomatoes.

4Revenge of the Nerds IV BBBCinemaMovies

Revenge of the Nerds IV
Unproduced screenplay. Eventually there was actually a fourth Revenge of the Nerds movie, but not at the time.



3Robo-canine Cop and a Half 2 BBBCinemaMovies

Robo-canine Cop and a Half 2
"Clint Eastwood returns as Dirty Harry.

4Roboclapper BBBCinemaMovies

Roboclapper
Robocop movie sequel parody.

5The Rock of Gibraltar BBBCinemaMovies

The Rock of Gibraltar
Movie starring John Goodman as the Rock of Gibraltar.

6Rocky VI: Texas Chainsaw Massacre IV BBBCinemaMovies

Rocky VI: Texas Chainsaw Massacre IV
Film starring Sylvester Stallone and Leatherface.



3Rosebud Frozen Peas BBBFood ProductsFruits and Vegetables

Rosebud Frozen Peas
Frozen pea commercial starring Orson Welles.

4Rubik's Cube: The Movie BBBCinemaMovies

Rubik's Cube: The Movie
Movie based on the Rubik's Cube.

5S.S. Loco BBBVehiclesWatercrafts

S.S. Loco
Ship.



3Savage Indian Chewing Tobacco BBBTobaccoTobacco Products

Savage Indian Chewing Tobacco
Original name of Savvy Indian chewing tobacco.

4Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco BBBTobaccoTobacco Products

Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco
Tobacco product Jay is forced to advertise on his show. "It's not just for Indians."

5Scent of a Jackass BBBCinemaMovies

Scent of a Jackass
Parody of Scent of a Woman, also starring Al Pacino.



3Scent of a WolfmanBBBCinemaMovies

Scent of a Wolfman
"The people who brought you Tom Cruise as a vampire now bring you Al Pacino as a wolf man."

4Schenectady BBBCinemaMovies

Schenectady
Film starring Jerry Lewis in a dramatic role, like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia.

5Scumco BBBCorporationsCompanies

Scumco
Company from various episodes.

6Seinfeld: The Movie BBBCinemaMovies

Seinfeld: The Movie
Movie starring Paul Reiser that's playing when Jay goes for a walk looking for inspiration.



3Sherman Ad Agency BBBServicesAdvertising and Marketing

Sherman Ad Agency
Jay's parents' advertising agency. "Our slogans are you know, um, catchy"

4Sherman Chemicals BBBIndustrial CompaniesPharmaceutical Companies

Sherman Chemicals
Jay's parents' chemical company. "We put the 'harm' in pharmaceuticals"

5Short Fat Ugly and Sassy BBBApparelClothing Stores

Short Fat Ugly and Sassy
Clothing store Jay visits in L.A.

6Shove It, Kiss Off, You Smell BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Shove It, Kiss Off, You Smell
New sitcom Jay's boss says he's going to air featuring a talking box.

7The Siskel & Ebert Calendar BBBGoodsOffice Products

The Siskel & Ebert Calendar
Calendar featuring Siskel & Ebert.

8Siskel & Ebert Salt and Pepper Shakers BBBHome FurnishingTableware

Siskel & Ebert Salt and Pepper Shakers
Salt and Pepper shakers featuring Siskel & Ebert.

9Siskel & Ebert Whack-A-mole Game BBBToysTabletop Games

Siskel & Ebert Whack-A-mole Game
Game featuring Siskel & Ebert.

10Siskel & Sherman BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Siskel & Sherman
New name of Siskel's show when Ebert leaves and Jay comes on board.

11The Slide Whistle BBBCinemaMovies

The Slide Whistle
Movie starring.

12Smith and Wesson BBBCinemaMovies

Smith and Wesson
Action movie.

13Smoker's Digest BBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Smoker's Digest
Magazine Doris says she reads. "Did you know Jesus smoked three packs a day?"



3Smokey and the Spartacus BBBCinemaMovies

Smokey and the Spartacus
Movie mashing up Spartacus and Smokey and the Bandit.

4Snow Man BBBCinemaMovies

Snow Man
The sequel to Rain Man.

5Soft Copy BBBTelevisionTV News

Soft Copy
The Critic version of Hard Copy.

6The Sorry State of Films Today BBBLiteratureBooks

The Sorry State of Films Today
An essay by Jay Sherman.

7Speed Reading BBBCinemaMovies

Speed Reading
Sequel to the movie Speed starring Keanu Reeves.

8Spotted Owl Sanctuary BBBEntertainmentZoos

Spotted Owl Sanctuary
Sanctuary Jay crushes with a tree during his lumberjack experience flashback.

9Star Poop BBBCinemaMovies

Star Poop
Film.

10Star Trek: Generation X BBBCinemaMovies

Star Trek: Generation X
Movie starring Keanu Reeves and Christian Slater.

11Steve Allen's Advice to Marty BBBLiteratureBooks

Steve Allen's Advice to Marty
Book Steve Allen writes for Jay's son Marty.



3The Suicide Machine BBBTechnology ProductsMedical Devices

The Suicide Machine
Suicide doctor Dr. Krekorian's death machine.

4Sun City BBBPersonal CareHygiene Products

Sun City
Tanning oil billboard.

5Taco Hut BBBDiningMexican Fast Food

Taco Hut
Mexican fast food restaurant that has an inappropriate commercial tie-in with the movie Honey I Ate the Kids.



3The Tea Cozy BBBCinemaMovies

The Tea Cozy
Movie Jay reviews on his show: "So run don't mosey to The Tea Cozy - It really hits the spot"

4Ted Disingenuous, Attorney at Law BBBLegal AidLaw Firms

Ted Disingenuous, Attorney at Law
Duke Phillips' lawyer.

5Terror Time Theater BBBCinemaMovies

Terror Time Theater
Horror movie.

6Them BBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Them
The Critic's version of Time magazine. Issue shown has Jay on the cover and the caption: The Wittiest Man Alive 1994.



3Thighmasterpiece Theater BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Thighmasterpiece Theater
TV show from joke Jay makes about advertising in movies.

4The Towering Infidel BBBCinemaMovies

The Towering Infidel
Film played at "The Mother of All Film Festivals" in Baghdad during the Gulf War.

5Truck U Trucking School BBBEducationVocational Schools

Truck U Trucking School
School Jay attends.

6True Lies 2 BBBCinemaMovies

True Lies 2
The sequel to True Lies, but this time they weren't able to get Jamie Lee Curtis so they got her dad, Tony Curtis.

7Tua Madre Ha Le Spalle Pelose BBBCinemaMovies

Tua Madre Ha Le Spalle Pelose
Movie title that translates as "Your mother has a hairy back"

8Tuesdays with Morrie: The Musical BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Tuesdays with Morrie: The Musical
Musical stage production of the classic play.

9Two Guys in Hairnets Pizza BBBDiningPizza Parlors

Two Guys in Hairnets Pizza
Where Jay takes his son after he loses at Field Day.



3Two Guys with Hernias BBBServicesShipping and Storage

Two Guys with Hernias
Moving company.

4U-Pawn-It BBBRetailPawn Shops

U-Pawn-It
Pawn store.

5UN School Field Day BBBEventsSporting Events

UN School Field Day
Jay attends his son's school's field day, during which he flashes back to one of his own, from 1973.



3United Labor Leading Specialists BBBServicesTalent Agencies

United Labor Leading Specialists
Talent agency that merged with another talent agency called Preferred International Talent Brokers to become a new talent agency known as P.I.T.B.U.L.L.S.

4United Nations Private SchoolBBBEducationHigh Schools

United Nations Private School
"Teaching brotherhood and tolerance to those who can afford it"

5United Nations School for Teaching Broth... BBBEducationPrimary Schools

United Nations School for Teaching Brotherhood and Tolerance to Those Who Can Afford It
Jay's son Marty's school.



3United Nations School Talent Show BBBEventsTalent Shows

United Nations School Talent Show
Jay's son Marty's school talent show. "Sheer torture" - Amnesty international.



3Weintraub, Meyers & Melmon BBBLegal AidLaw Firms

Weintraub, Meyers & Melmon
Law firm from the Jerry Lewis film Schenectady.

4What I Do in the Dark BBBLiteratureBooks

What I Do in the Dark
Book by Jay Sherman.



3What the Health? BBBBeauty CareFitness Centers

What the Health?
Health club/gym.

4What's Truth Got to Do with It BBBCinemaMovies

What's Truth Got to Do with It
Movie about Ike and Tina Turner.

5Wheel of Misfortune BBBAmusementAmusement Rides

Wheel of Misfortune
An amusement park ride at carnival seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

6Who Are My Parents? BBBToysTabletop Games

Who Are My Parents?
Board game.

7Who's Daddy Now? BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Who's Daddy Now?
Sitcom.

8Will Work for Food BBBCinemaMovies

Will Work for Food
Movie.

9Winey Jacques BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Winey Jacques
Kids TV show.

10The XYZ Men BBBCinemaMovies

The XYZ Men
The X-Men with their zippers down.

11Ye Olde Video Shoppe and Laser Disquerie BBBEntertainmentVideo Rental

Ye Olde Video Shoppe and Laser Disquerie
Video rental store.

12Yesterday Night Live BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Yesterday Night Live
TV show featuring the not good enough for feature film players.

13Yo Gadot I'm Waitin' Here BBBCinemaMovies

Yo Gadot I'm Waitin' Here


MAKE BELIEVE MAP
14Alimony Towers MapResidential CommunitiesApartment and Condos

Alimony Towers
Apartment building where Jay's ex-wife lives seen in various episodes.



3The Antihistimine District MapUrban AreasDistricts

The Antihistimine District
A quaintly nauseating district seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

4Blood Avenue MapTransit RoutesAvenues

Blood Avenue
Street.

5Crip Street MapTransit RoutesStreets

Crip Street
Street.

6Hanukkah Town MapUrban AreasCities

Hanukkah Town
Town from Tim Burton's The Nightmare before Hannukah.

7Iron Bruce Retreat MapNatureNatural Areas

Iron Bruce Retreat
Campground.

8New York Men's Correctional Institution MapDetention CentersCorrectional Facilities

New York Men's Correctional Institution
Prison Jay gets a love letter from.

9New York State Penitentiary MapDetention CentersPenitentiaries

New York State Penitentiary
Prison. "Every cell with HBO"

10Orphan City MapResidential CommunitiesOrphanages

Orphan City
Jay's orphanage.

11San Montalban MapGeographic AreasIslands

San Montalban
An island that's a haven for the recluse of an American actor that sounds an awful lot like Marlon Brando.

12Sherman Estates MapUrban AreasNeighborhoods

Sherman Estates
Resort community Jay's parents build when they are marooned on a desert island.

13State of Emergency MapGeographic AreasTerritories

State of Emergency
New name for the state of California.

OTHER
14Duke Phillips Disease OtherMedical ConditionsDiseases

Duke Phillips Disease
Fatal disease that's supposed to kill Duke in 4 years.

15Field Day '73 OtherRecognitionAwards

Field Day '73
Jay's own field day that he remembers when he visits his son Marty's Field Day.



3Hannibal the Cannibal OtherCriminalsSerial Killers

Hannibal the Cannibal
Jay reviews Honey, I Ate the Kids, a Silence of the Lambs parody movie featuring Anthony Hopkins and Jodi Foster reprising their roles as Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling from Silence of the Lambs, now married with kids. Also has an inappropriate commercial tie-in with Taco Hut.



3Jay Sherman OtherQuotesQuotes

Jay Sherman
Jay Sherman (on typewriter): All work and no play makes Jay a dull boy.



3Leatherface OtherCriminalsSerial Killers

Leatherface
Jay reviews Rocky VI: Texas Chainsaw Massacre IV, featuring Rocky Balboa vs. Leatherface in the boxing ring.



3UN School Field Day Boobie Prize OtherRecognitionAwards

UN School Field Day Boobie Prize
The prize Jay son Marty gets at Field Day for not winning a medal.

4Untitled OtherThemesPleasantville


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