DODGEBALL: A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY Film 2004. Written by Rawson Marshall Thurber. Directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber. Starring Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, Christine Taylor, Rip Torn, Hank Azaria, Justin Long, Stephen Root, Alan Tudyk, Joel Moore, Chris Williams, Missi Pyle, Jamal Duff, Gary Cole, Jason Bateman, William Shatner, Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong. | |||
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1 | ADAA | BBB | Sports | Sports Associations | |||||||
ADAA Official Dodgeball league. American Dodgeball Association of America. | |||||||||||
2 | ADAA Dodgeball Invitational | BBB | Events | Sporting Events | |||||||
ADAA Dodgeball Invitational Event in Las Vegas. | |||||||||||
3 | Average Joe's | BBB | Sports | Dodgeball Teams | |||||||
Average Joe's Dodgeball team. | |||||||||||
4 | Average Joe's Gymnasium | BBB | Beauty Care | Fitness Centers | |||||||
Average Joe's Gymnasium Peter's gym. | |||||||||||
5 | Backdoor Patrol 5 | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films | |||||||
Backdoor Patrol 5 Seth from Videorama leaves Peter a voicemail, informing him that the following DVDs are now overdue: Drunken Hussies 3, Backdoor Patrol 5 and Mona Lisa Smile. | |||||||||||
6 | Burklyn's New American Dictionary | BBB | Literature | Books | |||||||
Burklyn's New American Dictionary Dictionary that White pretends to be reading to impress Kate. | |||||||||||
7 | Charging Donkeys | BBB | Sports | School Mascots | |||||||
Charging Donkeys West Davenport High School mascot. | |||||||||||
8 | Clown Punchers | BBB | Sports | Dodgeball Teams | |||||||
Clown Punchers Dodgeball team from New Orleans. | |||||||||||
9 | Department of Water and Power | BBB | Corporations | Energy and Power Companies | |||||||
Department of Water and Power Doris from the Department of Water and Power leaves Peter a voicemail, informing him that they've been trying to reach him but his phone was disconnected. They are going to shut off his water and power at 5pm that day due to an eight-month overdue account. | |||||||||||
10 | The Dirty Sanchez | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs | |||||||
The Dirty Sanchez Bar where the Average Joes celebrate their win over Troop 417 in the qualifying match. | |||||||||||
11 | The Dodgeball Dancers | BBB | Sports | Dance Teams | |||||||
The Dodgeball Dancers Dodgeball cheerleaders. | |||||||||||
12 | Dodgeball Tournament Regional Qualifying... | BBB | Events | Sporting Events | |||||||
Dodgeball Tournament Regional Qualifying Match and Grammar Jamboree Official A.D.A.A. qualifying match, required before teams can play in the The Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open. | |||||||||||
13 | Drunken Hussies 3 | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films | |||||||
Drunken Hussies 3 Seth from Videorama leaves Peter a voicemail, informing him that the following DVDs are now overdue: Drunken Hussies 3, Backdoor Patrol 5 and Mona Lisa Smile. | |||||||||||
14 | ESPN 8: The Ocho | BBB | Television | TV Shows-Sports | |||||||
ESPN 8: The Ocho Spoof of over-expanding ESPN, covering obscure sports. In 2017, ESPN actually rebranded one of their networks, ESPNU, to "ESPN 8: The Ocho" for one day - August 8 - in honor of the movie Dodgeball, changing their programming to include disc golf, trampoline, dodgeball, cornhole, kabaddi, and the Firefighters World Challenge XXV. | |||||||||||
15 | Flying Cougars | BBB | Sports | School Mascots | |||||||
Flying Cougars Poughkeepsie State mascot. | |||||||||||
16 | Globo Gym | BBB | Beauty Care | Fitness Centers | |||||||
Globo Gym White Goodman's gym. | |||||||||||
17 | Globo Gym Purple Cobras | BBB | Sports | Dodgeball Teams | |||||||
Globo Gym Purple Cobras Dodgeball team. | |||||||||||
18 | Hawthorne Stone | BBB | Financial Companies | Financial Services | |||||||
Hawthorne Stone Peter's bank Hawthorne Stone assigns real estate and tax lawyer Kate Veatch to work on the foreclosure of Average Joe's Gym. | |||||||||||
19 | Kamikazes | BBB | Sports | Dodgeball Teams | |||||||
Kamikazes Dodgeball team. | |||||||||||
20 | Las Vegas Annual S&M Convention | BBB | Events | Conventions and Seminars | |||||||
Las Vegas Annual S&M Convention There's a mix-up with Average Joe's new uniforms. | |||||||||||
21 | The Las Vegas International Dodgeball Op... | BBB | Events | Sporting Events | |||||||
The Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open Official A.D.A.A. event, winner receives $50,000. "Go balls deep!" | |||||||||||
22 | Las Vegas Police Department | BBB | Sports | Dodgeball Teams | |||||||
Las Vegas Police Department Dodgeball team. | |||||||||||
23 | Las Vegas University | BBB | Education | Universities | |||||||
Las Vegas University The Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open takes place at the Las Vegas University Learning Annex. | |||||||||||
24 | Lead Shield | BBB | Goods | Hardware | |||||||
Lead Shield Paint brand little boy named Timmy is using to paint a white picket fence in the instructional dodgeball video. | |||||||||||
25 | The Luck of the Irish Bar and Grill | BBB | Dining | Diners | |||||||
The Luck of the Irish Bar and Grill Bar. | |||||||||||
26 | Lumber Liquidators | BBB | Retail | Hardware Stores | |||||||
Lumber Liquidators Sponsor of The Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open."Hardwood floors for less" | |||||||||||
27 | Lumberjacks | BBB | Sports | Dodgeball Teams | |||||||
Lumberjacks Dodgeball team. | |||||||||||
28 | M.I.L.F.s | BBB | Sports | Dodgeball Teams | |||||||
M.I.L.F.s Dodgeball team. | |||||||||||
29 | Marmots | BBB | Sports | School Mascots | |||||||
Marmots Las Vegas University mascot. | |||||||||||
30 | Mat Depot | BBB | Retail | Sporting Goods Stores | |||||||
Mat Depot Sponsor of The Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open. | |||||||||||
31 | Moose Knuckles | BBB | Sports | Dodgeball Teams | |||||||
Moose Knuckles Dodgeball team. | |||||||||||
32 | Mulchers | BBB | Sports | Dodgeball Teams | |||||||
Mulchers Dodgeball team from Monterey. | |||||||||||
33 | Nazi Camp | BBB | Organizations | Activist Groups | |||||||
Nazi Camp Joke Peter makes to White: "Hey, White. I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?" | |||||||||||
34 | OSQ: Obscure Sports Quarterly | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines | |||||||
OSQ: Obscure Sports Quarterly Magazine Gordon reads, where he finds the ad for the dodgeball tournament in Las Vegas. | |||||||||||
35 | Poughkeepsie State | BBB | Education | State Colleges | |||||||
Poughkeepsie State | |||||||||||
36 | Pouncers | BBB | Sports | Dodgeball Teams | |||||||
Pouncers Dodgeball team. | |||||||||||
37 | Savage Squad 300 | BBB | Sports | Dodgeball Teams | |||||||
Savage Squad 300 Dodgeball team. | |||||||||||
38 | She-Mullets | BBB | Sports | Dodgeball Teams | |||||||
She-Mullets Dodgeball team. | |||||||||||
39 | Skillz that Killz | BBB | Sports | Dodgeball Teams | |||||||
Skillz that Killz Dodgeball team. | |||||||||||
40 | Team Blitzkrieg | BBB | Sports | Dodgeball Teams | |||||||
Team Blitzkrieg Dodgeball team that loves David Hasselhoff. | |||||||||||
41 | Troop 417 | BBB | Sports | Dodgeball Teams | |||||||
Troop 417 Girl Scout troop dodgeball team disqualified during the A.D.A.A. required random drug screening when one of their players - Vernice - tests positive for three separate types of anabolic steroids, and a low grade beaver tranquilizer. | |||||||||||
42 | Uber-American Instructional Films | BBB | Media Companies | Film Production Companies | |||||||
Uber-American Instructional Films Production company behind the old dodgeball instructional video. | |||||||||||
43 | Videorama | BBB | Entertainment | Video Rental | |||||||
Videorama Seth from Videorama leaves Peter a voicemail, informing him that the following DVDs are now overdue: Drunken Hussies 3, Backdoor Patrol 5 and Mona Lisa Smile. | |||||||||||
44 | Wedgies | BBB | Sports | Dodgeball Teams | |||||||
Wedgies Dodgeball team. | |||||||||||
45 | West Davenport High School | BBB | Education | High Schools | |||||||
West Davenport High School Justin's high school. | |||||||||||
46 | Yetis | BBB | Sports | Dodgeball Teams | |||||||
Yetis Dodgeball team. | |||||||||||
MAKE BELIEVE MAP | |||||||||||
47 | Las Vegas University Learning Annex | Map | Structures | Buildings | |||||||
Las Vegas University Learning Annex The Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open takes place at the Las Vegas University Learning Annex. | |||||||||||
48 | Ouch Town | Map | Urban Areas | Cities | |||||||
Ouch Town Pepper Brooks: "Ouch Town population you, bro!" | |||||||||||
49 | Romanovia | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories | |||||||
Romanovia Home country of Purple Cobra player Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichski, where dodgeball is the national sport. Her nuclear power plant's team won the championship five years running, which makes her the deadliest woman on earth with a dodgeball. | |||||||||||
50 | Waldorf Recreational Center | Map | Structures | Centers | |||||||
Waldorf Recreational Center Site of the official A.D.A.A. Dodgeball Tournament Regional Qualifying Match And Grammar Jamboree, where Average Joe's win by default when a member of Troop 417 fails the drug test. | |||||||||||
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51 | The 5 D's of Dodgeball | Other | Miscellaneous | Techniques-Sports | |||||||
The 5 D's of Dodgeball Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and... Dodge. | |||||||||||
52 | Cotton | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Cotton Cotton: Players, to your positions. This is about gamesmanship. Throw early and you're defenseless. Throw late and you're eliminated. Dilemma, thy name is dodgeball. This sport doesn't build character, it reveals it. | |||||||||||
53 | Cotton | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Cotton Cotton: Do you believe in unlikelihoods? | |||||||||||
54 | Cotton | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Cotton Cotton: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt. I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here. The little team that could, Average Joe's Gymnasium, underdogs throughout, stand before us, aglow, as true dodgeball champions. | |||||||||||
55 | Kate | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kate Kate: I like unicorns. | |||||||||||
56 | Lance Armstrong | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Lance Armstrong Lance Armstrong: Once I thought of quittin', when I had brain, lung and testicular cancer at the same time. But with the support of my friends I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. What are you dying from that's keepin' you from the finals? | |||||||||||
57 | Lance Armstrong | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Lance Armstrong Lance Armstrong: If people never quit when the going got tough they'd have nothing to regret all their lives.Good luck to you, Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever. | |||||||||||
58 | Patches O'Houlihan | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Patches O'Houlihan Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my urine? Probably not. No. But I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste. | |||||||||||
59 | Patches O'Houlihan | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Patches O'Houlihan Patches O'Houlihan: Hell, son. You're about as usefulas a cock-flavored lollipop. | |||||||||||
60 | Patches O'Houlihan | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Patches O'Houlihan Patches O'Houlihan: It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there. | |||||||||||
61 | Patches O'Houlihan | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Patches O'Houlihan Patches O'Houlihan: Listen up, crotch stain. Remember your training and trust your instincts. You can do it. I believe in you. Bye-bye. | |||||||||||
62 | Pepper Brooks | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Pepper Brooks Pepper Brooks: Ouch town, population you, bro. | |||||||||||
63 | Pepper Brooks | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Pepper Brooks Pepper Brooks: I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton. | |||||||||||
64 | Pepper Brooks | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Pepper Brooks Pepper Brooks: Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton. | |||||||||||
65 | Peter LaFleur's dog's name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals | |||||||
Peter LaFleur's dog's name.
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66 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville | |||||||
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67 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville | |||||||
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68 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Shield, The | |||||||
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69 | White Goodman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
White Goodman White Goodman: Nobody makes bleed my own blood. Nobody! | |||||||||||
70 | White Goodman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
White Goodman White Goodman: Fucking Chuck Norris. | |||||||||||
71 | White Goodman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
White Goodman White Goodman: Suck failure, freaks. |
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