DODGEBALL: A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY Film 2004. Written by Rawson Marshall Thurber. Directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber. Starring Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, Christine Taylor, Rip Torn, Hank Azaria, Justin Long, Stephen Root, Alan Tudyk, Joel Moore, Chris Williams, Missi Pyle, Jamal Duff, Gary Cole, Jason Bateman, William Shatner, Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong. | |||
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1 | The 5 D's of Dodgeball | Miscellaneous | Techniques-Sports | ||||||||
The 5 D's of Dodgeball Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and... Dodge. | |||||||||||
2 | Cotton | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cotton Cotton: Players, to your positions. This is about gamesmanship. Throw early and you're defenseless. Throw late and you're eliminated. Dilemma, thy name is dodgeball. This sport doesn't build character, it reveals it. | |||||||||||
3 | Cotton | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cotton Cotton: Do you believe in unlikelihoods? | |||||||||||
4 | Cotton | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cotton Cotton: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt. I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here. The little team that could, Average Joe's Gymnasium, underdogs throughout, stand before us, aglow, as true dodgeball champions. | |||||||||||
5 | Kate | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Kate Kate: I like unicorns. | |||||||||||
6 | Lance Armstrong | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Lance Armstrong Lance Armstrong: Once I thought of quittin', when I had brain, lung and testicular cancer at the same time. But with the support of my friends I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. What are you dying from that's keepin' you from the finals? | |||||||||||
7 | Lance Armstrong | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Lance Armstrong Lance Armstrong: If people never quit when the going got tough they'd have nothing to regret all their lives.Good luck to you, Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever. | |||||||||||
8 | Patches O'Houlihan | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Patches O'Houlihan Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my urine? Probably not. No. But I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste. | |||||||||||
9 | Patches O'Houlihan | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Patches O'Houlihan Patches O'Houlihan: Hell, son. You're about as usefulas a cock-flavored lollipop. | |||||||||||
10 | Patches O'Houlihan | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Patches O'Houlihan Patches O'Houlihan: It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there. | |||||||||||
11 | Patches O'Houlihan | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Patches O'Houlihan Patches O'Houlihan: Listen up, crotch stain. Remember your training and trust your instincts. You can do it. I believe in you. Bye-bye. | |||||||||||
12 | Pepper Brooks | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Pepper Brooks Pepper Brooks: Ouch town, population you, bro. | |||||||||||
13 | Pepper Brooks | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Pepper Brooks Pepper Brooks: I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton. | |||||||||||
14 | Pepper Brooks | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Pepper Brooks Pepper Brooks: Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton. | |||||||||||
15 | Peter LaFleur's dog's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals | ||||||||
Peter LaFleur's dog's name.
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16 | Untitled | Themes | Pleasantville | ||||||||
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17 | Untitled | Themes | Pleasantville | ||||||||
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18 | Untitled | Themes | Shield, The | ||||||||
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19 | White Goodman | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
White Goodman White Goodman: Nobody makes bleed my own blood. Nobody! | |||||||||||
20 | White Goodman | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
White Goodman White Goodman: Fucking Chuck Norris. | |||||||||||
21 | White Goodman | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
White Goodman White Goodman: Suck failure, freaks. |
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