ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Animated Film 2016. Written by John Aboud and Michael Colton. Directed by Aaron Augenblick. Starring Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Tim Gunn and Nick Kroll. | |||||
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1 | Adolescent Apparel | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
Adolescent Apparel Clothing store in New York City. | |||||||||||
2 | Apparel | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
Apparel Clothing store in New York City. | |||||||||||
3 | Astromech Droid | BBB | Technology Products | Robot Models | |||||||
Astromech Droid There's a robot parody of C-3PO from Star Wars marching in the Robot Pride Parade. | |||||||||||
4 | Bags | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
Bags Clothing accessories store in New York City. | |||||||||||
5 | Bentex Surgical Center | BBB | Healthcare | Plastic Surgery | |||||||
Bentex Surgical Center Dr. James Bentex, plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills. | |||||||||||
6 | Big Book of Whales | BBB | Literature | Books | |||||||
Big Book of Whales Book Derek reads in Katy Perry's limo. | |||||||||||
7 | Boulangerie Patisserie | BBB | Food Stores | Bakeries | |||||||
Boulangerie Patisserie Bakery in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris. | |||||||||||
8 | BQ | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines | |||||||
BQ Parody of GQ. | |||||||||||
9 | Brolex | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
Brolex Clothing accessory store in New York City. | |||||||||||
10 | C/M/C | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
C/M/C Clothing store in New York City. | |||||||||||
11 | Cafe Beverly | BBB | Dining | Cafes and Delis | |||||||
Cafe Beverly Cafe in the background when Derek and Hansel chase after Dr. Botoxo. | |||||||||||
12 | Celebrity Scandal Magazine | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines | |||||||
Celebrity Scandal Magazine Reporter Matilda Jeffries current employer. | |||||||||||
13 | Channel 2 | BBB | Television | TV News | |||||||
Channel 2 Local TV news team reporting on the grand opening of the Kardashian Particle Accelerator. | |||||||||||
14 | Citrus Hydrator and Smooth Wax | BBB | Personal Care | Hygiene Products | |||||||
Citrus Hydrator and Smooth Wax GGG product at the scene of Derek and Hansel's final battle with Paparocto. | |||||||||||
15 | Club Brik | BBB | Nightlife | Clubs | |||||||
Club Brik Derek and Hansel launch a fake energy drink at Club Brik as a trap to ambush the Red Carpet. | |||||||||||
16 | Couture | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
Couture Clothing store in New York City, as well as Paris. | |||||||||||
17 | D&I | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
D&I Also known as Diego & Ines. Clothing store in New York City. | |||||||||||
18 | DD | BBB | Media | Websites | |||||||
DD Also known as Definitely Darren - website the cops check for fresh gossip. | |||||||||||
19 | Denim | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
Denim Clothing store in New York City. | |||||||||||
20 | Derek Zoolander Camel Milk | BBB | Beverage Products | Milk | |||||||
Derek Zoolander Camel Milk Brand of camel milk that Derek endorses, available in bucket or jar. "Two weeks on the market, it's already the best selling brand of camel milk. | |||||||||||
21 | Extra Hold Texturizing Hair Putty and Vo... | BBB | Personal Care | Hair Products | |||||||
Extra Hold Texturizing Hair Putty and Volumizing Gel GGG product. | |||||||||||
22 | Farmacia | BBB | Retail | Drugstores | |||||||
Farmacia Drug store in Milan, Italy. | |||||||||||
23 | Fat Ray | BBB | Weapons | Miscellaneous Weapons | |||||||
Fat Ray Nani's weapon that "obesifies" celebrities. | |||||||||||
24 | Foxyboy | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
Foxyboy Clothing store in New York City. | |||||||||||
25 | F'ashion B'eat with D'Jangelo | BBB | Television | TV Shows | |||||||
F'ashion B'eat with D'Jangelo TV show in Milan, Italy. | |||||||||||
26 | G1988 | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
G1988 Clothing store in New York City. | |||||||||||
27 | GGG | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
GGG Gunther Geiger Grooming. Store in New York City. | |||||||||||
28 | Globo Gym | BBB | Beauty Care | Fitness Centers | |||||||
Globo Gym Gym in New York City, originally from the movie Dodgeball. | |||||||||||
29 | Gluten-free Gluten | BBB | Food Products | Cooking Products | |||||||
Gluten-free Gluten Derek tells Accessory not to spill Hansel's jar of Gluten-free Gluten when they leave him at home alone in the "Mo Monkey, Mo Problems" cartoon. | |||||||||||
30 | Hansel Juice | BBB | Beverage Products | Juice | |||||||
Hansel Juice Derek and Hansel launch a fake energy drink at Club Brik as a trap to ambush the Red Carpet. It's melted ice from the seafood case at D'Agostino's. "It'll put the pep back in your pupik." Later advertised on a billboard in Paris. "C'est Chouette!" | |||||||||||
31 | Jaboud Cosmetics | BBB | Retail | Drugstores | |||||||
Jaboud Cosmetics Cosmetics store in New York City. | |||||||||||
32 | Jeremy Lemonade | BBB | Beverage Products | Juice | |||||||
Jeremy Lemonade Derek visits a lemonade stand, and teaches a young boy the importance of branding. | |||||||||||
33 | Kardashian Particle Accelerator | BBB | Technology Products | Power Supplies | |||||||
Kardashian Particle Accelerator The Red Carpet attacks at the debut of the Kardashian Particle Accelerator. | |||||||||||
34 | Kave | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs | |||||||
Kave Nightclub where Derek and his friends celebrate their victory over their evil foes in Paris. | |||||||||||
35 | Laines-Mercerie | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
Laines-Mercerie Clothing store in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris. | |||||||||||
36 | Le Cafe | BBB | Dining | Cafes and Delis | |||||||
Le Cafe Cafe in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris. | |||||||||||
37 | Le Pain | BBB | Dining | Fast Food | |||||||
Le Pain Bread cart in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris. | |||||||||||
38 | Luxury Fur Co. | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
Luxury Fur Co. Clothing store in the background during the closing battle scene with militarized furry animals. | |||||||||||
39 | L'usine | BBB | Industrial Companies | Manufacturing | |||||||
L'usine Factory in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris. | |||||||||||
40 | Meestery | BBB | Personal Care | Perfumes | |||||||
Meestery Perfume by Leighton Meester. | |||||||||||
41 | Menswear | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
Menswear Clothing store in New York City. | |||||||||||
42 | Men's Health for Women | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines | |||||||
Men's Health for Women Magazine that Derek mentions when Matilda talks about getting hired by a real magazine again. | |||||||||||
43 | Milk | BBB | Beverage Products | Milk | |||||||
Milk Generic milk product. | |||||||||||
44 | Mugato | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
Mugato Clothing store in New York City. | |||||||||||
45 | N Handbags | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
N Handbags Clothing accessory store in New York City. | |||||||||||
46 | Nani Couture | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
Nani Couture Clothing store in the background when Derek and Hansel chase after Dr. Botoxo. | |||||||||||
47 | Nani-wear | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products | |||||||
Nani-wear Psychotic 10 year old fashionista supervillain Nani''s clothing line. | |||||||||||
48 | Natural Springs Diet Water | BBB | Beverage Products | Bottled Water | |||||||
Natural Springs Diet Water Derek's favorite drink. | |||||||||||
49 | New York Newspaper | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers | |||||||
New York Newspaper Local newspaper in New York City. | |||||||||||
50 | No More Tubby Toddlers | BBB | Organizations | Charities | |||||||
No More Tubby Toddlers Fundraiser event where Nani plans to "obesify" Heidi Klum. "Keep our kids thin and hot!" | |||||||||||
51 | Pate | BBB | Food Products | Condiments | |||||||
Pate Truck Derek uses to defeat his evil foes during the epic battle in Paris. | |||||||||||
52 | Patisserie | BBB | Food Stores | Bakeries | |||||||
Patisserie Bakery in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris. | |||||||||||
53 | Pret-a-Porter: Ready-to-Wear | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
Pret-a-Porter: Ready-to-Wear Clothing store in New York City. | |||||||||||
54 | Protocol Droid | BBB | Technology Products | Robot Models | |||||||
Protocol Droid There's a robot parody of C-3PO from Star Wars marching in the Robot Pride Parade. | |||||||||||
55 | Put This Gunn in Your Mouth | BBB | Beverage Products | Energy Drinks | |||||||
Put This Gunn in Your Mouth Tim Gunn claims he was approached for his own brand of energy drink called Put This Gunn in your Mouth. | |||||||||||
56 | Robot Pride Parade | BBB | Events | Marches and Parades | |||||||
Robot Pride Parade Pride parade for robots that Frankie J-PEG talks about. | |||||||||||
57 | Rolling Tone | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines | |||||||
Rolling Tone Parody of Rolling Stone. | |||||||||||
58 | Rosenstein's Cafe | BBB | Dining | Cafes and Delis | |||||||
Rosenstein's Cafe Cafe in New York City. | |||||||||||
59 | The Ryan Seacrest | BBB | Menu | Sandwiches | |||||||
The Ryan Seacrest Sandwich at New York deli Langer's. According to Derek Zoolander, "It's like Ryan Seacrest is in your mouth." | |||||||||||
60 | Sentinel | BBB | Technology Products | Robot Models | |||||||
Sentinel Frankie J-PEG rides a Sentinel/Squid from The Matrix on a float in the Robot Pride Parade. | |||||||||||
61 | Skin | BBB | Retail | Drugstores | |||||||
Skin Personal care products store in the background during the closing battle scene with militarized furry animals. | |||||||||||
62 | SoHoWoNoHoBo Fried Chicken | BBB | Dining | Chicken Joints | |||||||
SoHoWoNoHoBo Fried Chicken Fast food chicken place that Derek and Hansel visit after they have been "obesified". | |||||||||||
63 | Stars Against Tornadoes | BBB | Organizations | Charities | |||||||
Stars Against Tornadoes Charity event canceled in light of the Red Carpet attacks. | |||||||||||
64 | Stars! | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines | |||||||
Stars! Celebrity magazine. | |||||||||||
65 | Sustainable Harvested Bamboo Nunchuks | BBB | Weapons | Miscellaneous Weapons | |||||||
Sustainable Harvested Bamboo Nunchuks One of Hansel's inventions, also known as Hanselvention, with chain's made of hemp. | |||||||||||
66 | Teen Vague | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines | |||||||
Teen Vague Parody of Teen Vogue. | |||||||||||
67 | Ultra Moisture Cucumber Body Paste | BBB | Personal Care | Hygiene Products | |||||||
Ultra Moisture Cucumber Body Paste GGG product at the scene of Derek and Hansel's final battle with Paparocto. | |||||||||||
68 | Violet Fashion Magazine | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines | |||||||
Violet Fashion Magazine Magazine. | |||||||||||
69 | Weird | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines | |||||||
Weird Parody of Wired. | |||||||||||
70 | Yuppo | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
Yuppo Shoestore in New York City. | |||||||||||
71 | The Z Car | BBB | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles | |||||||
The Z Car Derek's car. | |||||||||||
72 | The Z Plane | BBB | Vehicles | Aircrafts | |||||||
The Z Plane Derek Zoolander's airplane. | |||||||||||
MAKE BELIEVE MAP | |||||||||||
73 | The Commonwealth of Derek | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories | |||||||
The Commonwealth of Derek Joke Derek makes, mocking her for making up a country called Chad - a real country. | |||||||||||
74 | SoNoWoNoBoHo | Map | Urban Areas | Neighborhoods | |||||||
SoNoWoNoBoHo New York neighborhood, mocking SoHo, where Derek Zoolander lives. | |||||||||||
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75 | Armpit Extensions | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Armpit Extensions Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
76 | Bacon Wrapped Dates | Other | Recipes | Food Recipes | |||||||
Bacon Wrapped Dates One of the hors d'oeuvres served at the No More Tubby Toddlers fundraiser event where Nani plans to "obesify" Heidi Klum. | |||||||||||
77 | Ball Waxing | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Ball Waxing Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
78 | Belly Button Removal | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Belly Button Removal Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
79 | Belly Button Reversal | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Belly Button Reversal Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
80 | Butthole Enhancement | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Butthole Enhancement Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
81 | Circumcision Removal | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Circumcision Removal Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
82 | Derek and Hansel's android stylist's nam... | Other | Trivia | Name Game | |||||||
Derek and Hansel's android stylist's name.
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83 | Derek and Hansel's faithful monkey sidek... | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals | |||||||
Derek and Hansel's faithful monkey sidekick's name.
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84 | Derek Zoolander | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: I'm not just a model. I'm also a superhero. And a model. | |||||||||||
85 | Derek Zoolander | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: Honestly, what is the point of having a monkey who can't type? | |||||||||||
86 | Derek Zoolander | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: With great cheekbones comes great responsibility, every schoolchild knows that. | |||||||||||
87 | Derek Zoolander & Maury Ballstein | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Derek Zoolander & Maury Ballstein Derek Zoolander: If you liked the taste of celebrity flesh, where would you go? Maury Ballstein: A deli that serves sandwiches named after celebrities. | |||||||||||
88 | Double Choco-smores Bats | Other | Recipes | Food Recipes | |||||||
Double Choco-smores Bats One of the hors d'oeuvres served at the No More Tubby Toddlers fundraiser event where Nani plans to "obesify" Heidi Klum. | |||||||||||
89 | Dragon | Other | Living Things | Animals | |||||||
Dragon | |||||||||||
90 | Earlobe Extensions | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Earlobe Extensions Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
91 | Earlobe-ectomy | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Earlobe-ectomy Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
92 | Equine Botox | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Equine Botox Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
93 | Eyeball Bleaching | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Eyeball Bleaching Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
94 | Eyelash Rejuvenation | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Eyelash Rejuvenation Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
95 | Forehead Tucks | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Forehead Tucks Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
96 | Frankie J-PEG | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Frankie J-PEG Frankie J-PEG: Please, no fighting in front of the monkey! | |||||||||||
97 | Frankie J-PEG | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Frankie J-PEG Frankie J-PEG: Take that hipster beards! | |||||||||||
98 | Hansel | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hansel Hansel: Anybody up for a quick quinoa break? | |||||||||||
99 | Hansel | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hansel Hansel: Oh, Frankie. If only I had been gay and into robots. But everyone knows I'm bi and into mannequins. | |||||||||||
100 | Hansel & Derek Zoolander | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hansel & Derek Zoolander Hansel: Wait- are you saying what I think you're saying? Derek Zoolander: I haven't said it, but yes. | |||||||||||
101 | Hansel & Dr. Botoxo | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hansel & Dr. Botoxo Hansel: Did you have some work done, Dr. Bentex? Dr. Botoxo: Bentex? He's more wrinkled than ta turtle scrotum. I am Dr. Botoxo! | |||||||||||
102 | Katy Perry | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Katy Perry Katy Perry: Katy Perry don't fuck around, bitch! | |||||||||||
103 | Kneecap Lifts | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Kneecap Lifts Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
104 | Maury Ballstein | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Maury Ballstein Maury Ballstein: We're gonna turn this thing around like it's a tranny hooker. | |||||||||||
105 | Maury-Hulk | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Maury-Hulk Maury-Hulk: Maury-Hulk smash! | |||||||||||
106 | Most Best Model | Other | Recognition | Awards | |||||||
Most Best Model Derek tells Accessory not to break his trophies when they leave him at home alone in the "Mo Monkey, Mo Problems" cartoon. | |||||||||||
107 | Nani & Derek Zoolander | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Nani & Derek Zoolander Nani: Don't come any closer, Zoolander, or the President of the Republic of Chad gets it. Good try, but there is no Republic of Chad. Here's a message from the commonwealth of Derek - Crushed Denim! | |||||||||||
108 | Nipple Reduction | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Nipple Reduction Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
109 | Nostril Removal | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Nostril Removal Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
110 | Placenta Implantation | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Placenta Implantation Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
111 | The Star F*@#er | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
The Star F*@#er The star F*@#er: So I was in the Virgo Cluster with Olivia Wilde. You know Livvy. Yeah, she's great. | |||||||||||
112 | Taint Rejuvenation | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Taint Rejuvenation Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
113 | Tofu on the Cob | Other | Recipes | Food Recipes | |||||||
Tofu on the Cob Derek's favorite meal, served with diet water. | |||||||||||
114 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Wall v2, The | |||||||
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115 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Shield, The | |||||||
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116 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Shield, The | |||||||
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117 | Urethra Loosening | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Urethra Loosening Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
118 | Urethra Tightening | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | |||||||
Urethra Tightening Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
119 | Werewolf Blitzer | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Werewolf Blitzer Werewolf Blitzer: Breaking news: I am going to eat you. | |||||||||||
120 | Werewolf Blitzer | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Werewolf Blitzer Werewolf Blitzer: You're in the situation room! |
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