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1Adolescent Apparel ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

Adolescent Apparel
Clothing store in New York City.



3American Fun Club ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmBBBNightlifeNightclubs

American Fun Club
Club mentioned in article about the death of male model Anton Squire.



3Apparel ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

Apparel
Clothing store in New York City.



3Aqua VitaeZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmBBBPersonal CareHygiene Products

Aqua Vitae
Skin cream ad featuring Derek Zoolander from 1993. "Moo!"

4Astromech Droid ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBTechnology ProductsRobot Models

Astromech Droid
There's a robot parody of C-3PO from Star Wars marching in the Robot Pride Parade.



3Bags ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

Bags
Clothing accessories store in New York City.



3Balls Models ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmBBBServicesTalent Agencies

Balls Models
Maury Ballstein's modeling agency.



3Bentex Surgical CenterZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBHealthcarePlastic Surgery

Bentex Surgical Center
Dr. James Bentex, plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills.

4Big Book of Whales ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBLiteratureBooks

Big Book of Whales
Book Derek reads in Katy Perry's limo.



3BNW ZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmBBBCinemaTV Stations

BNW
TV station at press conference when Derek retires from modeling.



3Boulangerie PatisserieZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBFood StoresBakeries

Boulangerie Patisserie
Bakery in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris.

4BQ ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBPeriodicalsMagazines

BQ
Parody of GQ.



3Brolex ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

Brolex
Clothing accessory store in New York City.



3C/M/CZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

C/M/C
Clothing store in New York City.

4Cafe BeverlyZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBDiningCafes and Delis

Cafe Beverly
Cafe in the background when Derek and Hansel chase after Dr. Botoxo.

5Celebrity Scandal MagazineZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Celebrity Scandal Magazine
Reporter Matilda Jeffries current employer.

6Channel 2ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBTelevisionTV News

Channel 2
Local TV news team reporting on the grand opening of the Kardashian Particle Accelerator.

7Citrus Hydrator and Smooth WaxZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBPersonal CareHygiene Products

Citrus Hydrator and Smooth Wax
GGG product at the scene of Derek and Hansel's final battle with Paparocto.

8Club BrikZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBNightlifeClubs

Club Brik
Derek and Hansel launch a fake energy drink at Club Brik as a trap to ambush the Red Carpet.

9CoutureZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

Couture
Clothing store in New York City, as well as Paris.

10Cruetly ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmBBBApparelClothing Products

Cruetly
Mugatu: "Note to Self: Trademark the word cruelty for a new line of men's kerchiefs."

11D&I ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

D&I
Also known as Diego & Ines. Clothing store in New York City.



3DD ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBMediaWebsites

DD
Also known as Definitely Darren - website the cops check for fresh gossip.



3DeBelio Pasta AuthenticoZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmBBBFood IndustriesFood Companies

DeBelio Pasta Authentico
Italian food company truck in the background when Derek crashes his car in Rome.

4Denim ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

Denim
Clothing store in New York City.



3Derek Zoolander Calendar ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmBBBGoodsOffice Products

Derek Zoolander Calendar
Twenty-one month calendar available if you call now, during the advertisement for Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men. Twenty-one all new full-color photographs taken by one of fashion's most outstanding photographers to make the next year and nine months a little more handsome.

4Derek Zoolander Camel Milk ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBBeverage ProductsMilk

Derek Zoolander Camel Milk
Brand of camel milk that Derek endorses, available in bucket or jar. "Two weeks on the market, it's already the best selling brand of camel milk.



3Derek Zoolander Center for Children Who ... ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmBBBEducationPrimary Schools

Derek Zoolander Center for Children Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
What is this - a school for ants????



3Derek Zoolander University of Modeling f... ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmBBBEducationPerforming Arts Schools

Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men
Derek's modeling school. Also known as DZU. Call 1-600-ZOOLANDER.

4Derek Zoolander's Center for Kids Who Ca...ZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmBBBEducationPrimary Schools

Derek Zoolander's Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good, Too


5Derelicte ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmBBBApparelClothing Products

Derelicte
Mugatu's Clothing line.



3Don Atari Brand PrunesZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmBBBFood ProductsFruits and Vegetables

Don Atari Brand Prunes


4DZU Tote Bag ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmBBBApparelLuggage

DZU Tote Bag
Tote bag available if you call now, during the advertisement for Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men, containing items no male model should be without: hairbrush, comb, gel, tanning oil, protective lip balm, larger comb, bottled water, crackers and cheese, a small bottle of liquor, tissues, sewing kit, pudding, and adhesive tape.

5Extra Hold Texturizing Hair Putty and Vo...ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBPersonal CareHair Products

Extra Hold Texturizing Hair Putty and Volumizing Gel
GGG product.

6FarmaciaZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBRetailDrugstores

Farmacia
Drug store in Milan, Italy.

7Fat RayZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBWeaponsMiscellaneous Weapons

Fat Ray
Nani's weapon that "obesifies" celebrities.

8The Fountain of YouthZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmBBBServicesSex Services

The Fountain of Youth
The hand job joint in where Hansel used to work in SoHo.

9Foxyboy ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

Foxyboy
Clothing store in New York City.



3F'ashion B'eat with D'JangeloZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBTelevisionTV Shows

F'ashion B'eat with D'Jangelo
TV show in Milan, Italy.

4G1988 ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

G1988
Clothing store in New York City.



3The Garden of Eden [service]ZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmBBBServicesMiscellaneous Services

The Garden of Eden [service]
The turkish bathhouse Derek used to work at in Tribeca.

4GGG ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

GGG
Gunther Geiger Grooming. Store in New York City.



3Globo GymZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBBeauty CareFitness Centers

Globo Gym
Gym in New York City, originally from the movie Dodgeball.

4Gluten-free Gluten ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBFood ProductsCooking Products

Gluten-free Gluten
Derek tells Accessory not to spill Hansel's jar of Gluten-free Gluten when they leave him at home alone in the "Mo Monkey, Mo Problems" cartoon.



3Hansel JuiceZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBBeverage ProductsJuice

Hansel Juice
Derek and Hansel launch a fake energy drink at Club Brik as a trap to ambush the Red Carpet. It's melted ice from the seafood case at D'Agostino's. "It'll put the pep back in your pupik." Later advertised on a billboard in Paris. "C'est Chouette!"

4House of Atoz ZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmBBBCorporationsCompanies

House of Atoz
Fashion company.



3House of Atoz Youth MilkZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmBBBPersonal CareHygiene Products

House of Atoz Youth Milk
"Do you ever get that feeling when you see beautiful teenager girl with perfect skin and you want to kill her and take her skin and put it on your skin? We bottled that feeling."

4Jaboud Cosmetics ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBRetailDrugstores

Jaboud Cosmetics
Cosmetics store in New York City.



3Jeremy Lemonade ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBBeverage ProductsJuice

Jeremy Lemonade
Derek visits a lemonade stand, and teaches a young boy the importance of branding.



3Kardashian Particle Accelerator ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBTechnology ProductsPower Supplies

Kardashian Particle Accelerator
The Red Carpet attacks at the debut of the Kardashian Particle Accelerator.



3Kave ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBNightlifeNightclubs

Kave
Nightclub where Derek and his friends celebrate their victory over their evil foes in Paris.



3Laines-MercerieZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

Laines-Mercerie
Clothing store in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris.

4Le CafeZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBDiningCafes and Delis

Le Cafe
Cafe in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris.

5Le PainZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBDiningFast Food

Le Pain
Bread cart in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris.

6LookZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmBBBCinemaTV Stations

Look
TV station at press conference when Derek retires from modeling.

7Luxury Fur Co.ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

Luxury Fur Co.
Clothing store in the background during the closing battle scene with militarized furry animals.

8L'usineZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBIndustrial CompaniesManufacturing

L'usine
Factory in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris.

9Maxa Blowizard ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmBBBApparelHair Accessories

Maxa Blowizard
Hairdryer mentioned in article about the death of noted male model Emmnuel.



3Meebi'sZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmBBBRetailOffice Supply Stores

Meebi's
Arts and crafts store where Derek Zoolander bought supplies used to build his Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good, Too.

4Meestery ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBPersonal CarePerfumes

Meestery
Perfume by Leighton Meester.



3MenswearZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

Menswear
Clothing store in New York City.

4Men's Health for WomenZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Men's Health for Women
Magazine that Derek mentions when Matilda talks about getting hired by a real magazine again.

5Met-Rx ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmBBBMenuDrinks

Met-Rx
Sports drink.



3Milk ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBBeverage ProductsMilk

Milk
Generic milk product.



3The Mine Shaft ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmBBBNightlifeBars

The Mine Shaft
A bar located near a coal mine, marketing towards miners.



3Moogberg Development Group LTDZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmBBBConstructionDevelopment Companies

Moogberg Development Group LTD
Mugato's construction company that built Derek Zoolander's Center for kids who can't read good and who wanna Learn to do other stuff good, too.

4Mugato ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

Mugato
Clothing store in New York City.



3N Handbags ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

N Handbags
Clothing accessory store in New York City.



3Nani Couture ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

Nani Couture
Clothing store in the background when Derek and Hansel chase after Dr. Botoxo.



3Nani-wearZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Products

Nani-wear
Psychotic 10 year old fashionista supervillain Nani''s clothing line.

4Natural Springs Diet WaterZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBBeverage ProductsBottled Water

Natural Springs Diet Water
Derek's favorite drink.

5New York NewspaperZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBPeriodicalsNewspapers

New York Newspaper
Local newspaper in New York City.

6No More Tubby ToddlersZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBOrganizationsCharities

No More Tubby Toddlers
Fundraiser event where Nani plans to "obesify" Heidi Klum. "Keep our kids thin and hot!"

7Palazzo D'Caca ZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmBBBTravelLodging

Palazzo D'Caca
Hotel and resort in Rome. The entire hotel is biodegradable and made from reclaimed human waste.



3PateZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBFood ProductsCondiments

Pate
Truck Derek uses to defeat his evil foes during the epic battle in Paris.

4PatisserieZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBFood StoresBakeries

Patisserie
Bakery in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris.

5Pret-a-Porter: Ready-to-Wear ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

Pret-a-Porter: Ready-to-Wear
Clothing store in New York City.



3Protocol Droid ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBTechnology ProductsRobot Models

Protocol Droid
There's a robot parody of C-3PO from Star Wars marching in the Robot Pride Parade.



3Put This Gunn in Your MouthZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBBeverage ProductsEnergy Drinks

Put This Gunn in Your Mouth
Tim Gunn claims he was approached for his own brand of energy drink called Put This Gunn in your Mouth.

4Robot Pride Parade ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBEventsMarches and Parades

Robot Pride Parade
Pride parade for robots that Frankie J-PEG talks about.



3Rolling Tone ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Rolling Tone
Parody of Rolling Stone.



3Rosenstein's CafeZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBDiningCafes and Delis

Rosenstein's Cafe
Cafe in New York City.

4The Ryan SeacrestZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBMenuSandwiches

The Ryan Seacrest
Sandwich at New York deli Langer's. According to Derek Zoolander, "It's like Ryan Seacrest is in your mouth."

5SalvaraniZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmBBBConstructionConstruction Companies

Salvarani
Italian construction company truck that Derek hits that causes his car to flip over in Rome.

6Sentinel ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBTechnology ProductsRobot Models

Sentinel
Frankie J-PEG rides a Sentinel/Squid from The Matrix on a float in the Robot Pride Parade.



3SkinZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBRetailDrugstores

Skin
Personal care products store in the background during the closing battle scene with militarized furry animals.

4SnootyZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmBBBCinemaTV Stations

Snooty
TV station at press conference when Derek retires from modeling.

5SoHoWoNoHoBo Fried ChickenZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBDiningChicken Joints

SoHoWoNoHoBo Fried Chicken
Fast food chicken place that Derek and Hansel visit after they have been "obesified".

6Stars Against TornadoesZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBOrganizationsCharities

Stars Against Tornadoes
Charity event canceled in light of the Red Carpet attacks.

7Stars! ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Stars!
Celebrity magazine.



3Sustainable Harvested Bamboo NunchuksZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBWeaponsMiscellaneous Weapons

Sustainable Harvested Bamboo Nunchuks
One of Hansel's inventions, also known as Hanselvention, with chain's made of hemp.

4Teaching My Father to ReadZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmBBBLiteratureBooks

Teaching My Father to Read
Book by Derek Zoolander, Jr. that becomes a #1 Bestseller and a National Book Award winner.

5Teen Vague ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Teen Vague
Parody of Teen Vogue.



3That's How I Killed Your MotherZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmBBBTelevisionTV Shows

That's How I Killed Your Mother
TV show, joke Mugatu makes to Derek Jr. "On CBS right after Two Broke Girls"

4Tuff's Gym ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmBBBBeauty CareFitness Centers

Tuff's Gym
Gym mentioned in article about the death of male model Ray Villalobos.



3Ultra Moisture Cucumber Body PasteZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBPersonal CareHygiene Products

Ultra Moisture Cucumber Body Paste
GGG product at the scene of Derek and Hansel's final battle with Paparocto.

4Valentina Valencia Center for Swimsuit M...ZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmBBBEducationPerforming Arts Schools

Valentina Valencia Center for Swimsuit Models Who Want to Be Taken Seriously and Maybe Transition Into Law Enforcement Too


5Violet Fashion Magazine ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Violet Fashion Magazine
Magazine.



3Weird ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Weird
Parody of Wired.



3Yuppo ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBApparelClothing Stores

Yuppo
Shoestore in New York City.



3The Z Car ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBVehiclesMotor Vehicles

The Z Car
Derek's car.



3The Z Plane ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmBBBVehiclesAircrafts

The Z Plane
Derek Zoolander's airplane.



FICTITIOUS TIMELINE
3October 5, 2001 ZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmDates21st Century: 00sEvents

October 5, 2001
Derek Zoolander's "Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Who Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good, Too" collapses into the East River, killing Derek's wife, Matilda Jeffries-Zoolander, at 7:46am.



3November 20, 2003 ZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmDates21st Century: 00sEvents

November 20, 2003
Maury Ballstein turns state's witness.



3June 28, 2006 ZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmDates21st Century: 00sEvents

June 28, 2006
The Child Protection Agency removes Derek Zoolander's son, Derek Jr., in a daring midnight raid, placing him in the custody of the state, after Derek caught on tape in his SoHo loft.



MAKE BELIEVE MAP
3The Commonwealth of DerekZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmMapGeographic AreasTerritories

The Commonwealth of Derek
Joke Derek makes, mocking her for making up a country called Chad - a real country.

4European Union Fashion Prison for the Cr...ZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmMapDetention CentersPrisons

European Union Fashion Prison for the Criminally Insane and Totally Out There


5The Garden of Eden [location]ZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmMapNatureGardens

The Garden of Eden [location]
The birthplace of Adam and Eve and Steve, the original supermodel, the first of the purebloods, said to be so beautiful, with a look so powerful, that even the pools of water he gazed upon could not reflect his beauty back to him. That look was called El Nino.

6Isola Del Ditale Fashion PrisonZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmMapDetention CentersPrisons

Isola Del Ditale Fashion Prison
Fashion prison where Mugatu is being held.

7The Orphanage Del Piccolo CletusiZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmMapResidential CommunitiesOrphanages

The Orphanage Del Piccolo Cletusi
Orphanage in Rome where Derek Jr. lives.

8SoNoWoNoBoHoZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmMapUrban AreasNeighborhoods

SoNoWoNoBoHo
New York neighborhood, mocking SoHo, where Derek Zoolander lives.

9Tabitha ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmMapStructuresBuildings

Tabitha
Derek's name for his home, which he mentions on the show MTV Cribs.

OTHER
10Armpit ExtensionsZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Armpit Extensions
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

11Bacon Wrapped DatesZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherRecipesFood Recipes

Bacon Wrapped Dates
One of the hors d'oeuvres served at the No More Tubby Toddlers fundraiser event where Nani plans to "obesify" Heidi Klum.

12Ball WaxingZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Ball Waxing
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

13Belly Button RemovalZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Belly Button Removal
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

14Belly Button ReversalZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Belly Button Reversal
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

15Brainwash ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherThemesShield, The


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16Brainwash ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherThemesWall v2, The


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17Butthole EnhancementZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Butthole Enhancement
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

18Circumcision RemovalZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Circumcision Removal
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

19Derek ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherThemesFlatliners


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20Derek ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherThemesColor Out of Space


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21Derek and Hansel's android stylist's nam... ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherTriviaName Game

Derek and Hansel's android stylist's name.
Sidney P-NG
Frankie J-PEG
Pauly G-IF




3Derek and Hansel's faithful monkey sidek... ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherTriviaName Game-Animals

Derek and Hansel's faithful monkey sidekick's name.
Appliance
Adjunct
Accessory




3Derek ZoolanderZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: Honestly, what is the point of having a monkey who can't type?

4Derek ZoolanderZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: I'm not just a model. I'm also a superhero. And a model.

5Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?



3Derek ZoolanderZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

4Derek ZoolanderZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking, "Wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."

5Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: With great cheekbones comes great responsibility, every schoolchild knows that.

6Derek ZoolanderZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

7Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: There must be an on button somewhere. Did you press the Apple thing?



3Derek ZoolanderZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman."

4Derek ZoolanderZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.

5Derek ZoolanderZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

6Derek ZoolanderZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.

7Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: But why male models?



3Derek Zoolander & Maury BallsteinZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander & Maury Ballstein
Derek Zoolander: If you liked the taste of celebrity flesh, where would you go?
Maury Ballstein: A deli that serves sandwiches named after celebrities.


4Double Choco-smores BatsZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherRecipesFood Recipes

Double Choco-smores Bats
One of the hors d'oeuvres served at the No More Tubby Toddlers fundraiser event where Nani plans to "obesify" Heidi Klum.

5Dragon ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherLiving ThingsAnimals

Dragon




3Earlobe ExtensionsZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Earlobe Extensions
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

4Earlobe-ectomyZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Earlobe-ectomy
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

5Equine BotoxZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Equine Botox
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

6Eyeball BleachingZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Eyeball Bleaching
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

7Eyelash RejuvenationZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Eyelash Rejuvenation
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

8Forehead TucksZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Forehead Tucks
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

9Frankie J-PEGZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Frankie J-PEG
Frankie J-PEG: Please, no fighting in front of the monkey!

10Frankie J-PEGZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Frankie J-PEG
Frankie J-PEG: Take that hipster beards!

11Hansel ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Hansel
Hansel: Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!



3HanselZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Hansel
Hansel: Oh, Frankie. If only I had been gay and into robots. But everyone knows I'm bi and into mannequins.

4HanselZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Hansel
Hansel: I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

5Hansel ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Hansel
Hansel: This has been an emotional day for all of us. I think we should get naked.



3HanselZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Hansel
Hansel: Anybody up for a quick quinoa break?

4Hansel ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Hansel
Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"



3Hansel & Derek ZoolanderZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Hansel & Derek Zoolander
Hansel: Wait- are you saying what I think you're saying?
Derek Zoolander: I haven't said it, but yes.


4Hansel & Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Hansel & Derek Zoolander
Hansel: I guess you can Dere-lick my balls, capitan.
Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.




3Hansel & Dr. BotoxoZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Hansel & Dr. Botoxo
Hansel: Did you have some work done, Dr. Bentex?
Dr. Botoxo: Bentex? He's more wrinkled than ta turtle scrotum. I am Dr. Botoxo!


4J.P. Prewitt ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

J.P. Prewitt
J.P. Prewitt: The truth is male models have been assassinating world leaders for over 200 years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs worn by our early leaders?



3Katinka Ingabogovinanana ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherThemesPleasantville


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4Katinka Ingabogovinanana ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherThemesMouth of Madness


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5Katy PerryZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Katy Perry
Katy Perry: Katy Perry don't fuck around, bitch!

6Kneecap LiftsZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Kneecap Lifts
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

7Larry Zoolander ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Larry Zoolander
Larry Zoolander: You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.



3Maury BallsteinZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Maury Ballstein
Maury Ballstein: We're gonna turn this thing around like it's a tranny hooker.

4Maury BallsteinZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Maury Ballstein
Maury Ballstein: Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.

5Maury BallsteinZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Maury Ballstein
Maury Ballstein: I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

6Maury-Hulk ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Maury-Hulk
Maury-Hulk: Maury-Hulk smash!

7Most Best Model ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherRecognitionAwards

Most Best Model
Derek tells Accessory not to break his trophies when they leave him at home alone in the "Mo Monkey, Mo Problems" cartoon.



3MugatuZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Mugatu
Mugatu: Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! Nothing! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

4MugatuZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Mugatu
Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

5MugatuZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Mugatu
Mugatu: It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!

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7MugatuZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Mugatu
Mugatu: Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, okay? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased, from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!

8Nani & Derek ZoolanderZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Nani & Derek Zoolander
Nani: Don't come any closer, Zoolander, or the President of the Republic of Chad gets it.
Good try, but there is no Republic of Chad. Here's a message from the commonwealth of Derek - Crushed Denim!


9Nipple ReductionZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Nipple Reduction
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

10Nostril RemovalZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Nostril Removal
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

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13Placenta ImplantationZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Placenta Implantation
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

14The Star F*@#erZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

The Star F*@#er
The star F*@#er: So I was in the Virgo Cluster with Olivia Wilde. You know Livvy. Yeah, she's great.

15Taint RejuvenationZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Taint Rejuvenation
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

16That Hansel's so hot right now ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherThemesColor Out of Space


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17Tofu on the CobZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherRecipesFood Recipes

Tofu on the Cob
Derek's favorite meal, served with diet water.

18Untitled ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherThemesGray Eagle


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19Untitled ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherThemesMouth of Madness


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20Untitled ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherThemesMouth of Madness


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21Untitled ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherThemesShield, The


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22Untitled ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherThemesWall v2, The


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23Untitled ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherThemesWall v2, The


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24Untitled ZOOLANDER 2 2016 FilmOtherThemesMouth of Madness


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25Untitled ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherThemesMouth of Madness


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26Untitled ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherThemesShield, The


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27Untitled ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmOtherThemesWall v1, The


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28Urethra LooseningZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Urethra Loosening
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

29Urethra TighteningZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Urethra Tightening
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.

30Werewolf BlitzerZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Werewolf Blitzer
Werewolf Blitzer: Breaking news: I am going to eat you.

31Werewolf BlitzerZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Werewolf Blitzer
Werewolf Blitzer: You're in the situation room!










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