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Total Records: 198 # Record Name Source Group  Category Subcategory BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU 1 Adolescent Apparel ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores Adolescent Apparel Clothing store in New York City. 2 American Fun Club ZOOLANDER 2001 Film BBB Nightlife Nightclubs American Fun Club Club mentioned in article about the death of male model Anton Squire. 3 Apparel ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores Apparel Clothing store in New York City. 4 Aqua Vitae ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film BBB Personal Care Hygiene Products Aqua Vitae Skin cream ad featuring Derek Zoolander from 1993. "Moo!" 5 Astromech Droid ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Technology Products Robot Models Astromech Droid There's a robot parody of C-3PO from Star Wars marching in the Robot Pride Parade. 6 Bags ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores Bags Clothing accessories store in New York City. 7 Balls Models ZOOLANDER 2001 Film BBB Services Talent Agencies Balls Models Maury Ballstein's modeling agency. 8 Bentex Surgical Center ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Healthcare Plastic Surgery Bentex Surgical Center Dr. James Bentex, plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills. 9 Big Book of Whales ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Literature Books-Nature Big Book of Whales Book Derek reads in Katy Perry's limo. 10 BNW ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film BBB Cinema TV Stations BNW TV station at press conference when Derek retires from modeling. 11 Boulangerie Patisserie ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Food Stores Bakeries Boulangerie Patisserie Bakery in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris. 12 BQ ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Periodicals Magazines BQ Parody of GQ. 13 Brolex ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores Brolex Clothing accessory store in New York City. 14 C/M/C ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores C/M/C Clothing store in New York City. 15 Cafe Beverly ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Dining Cafes and Delis Cafe Beverly Cafe in the background when Derek and Hansel chase after Dr. Botoxo. 16 Celebrity Scandal Magazine ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Periodicals Magazines Celebrity Scandal Magazine Reporter Matilda Jeffries current employer. 17 Channel 2 ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Television TV-News Channel 2 Local TV news team reporting on the grand opening of the Kardashian Particle Accelerator. 18 Citrus Hydrator and Smooth Wax ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Personal Care Hygiene Products Citrus Hydrator and Smooth Wax GGG product at the scene of Derek and Hansel's final battle with Paparocto. 19 Club Brik ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Nightlife Clubs Club Brik Derek and Hansel launch a fake energy drink at Club Brik as a trap to ambush the Red Carpet. 20 Couture ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores Couture Clothing store in New York City, as well as Paris. 21 Cruetly ZOOLANDER 2001 Film BBB Apparel Clothing Products Cruetly Mugatu: "Note to Self: Trademark the word cruelty for a new line of men's kerchiefs." 22 D&I ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores D&I Also known as Diego & Ines. Clothing store in New York City. 23 DD ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Media Websites DD Also known as Definitely Darren - website the cops check for fresh gossip. 24 DeBelio Pasta Authentico ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film BBB Food Industries Food Companies DeBelio Pasta Authentico Italian food company truck in the background when Derek crashes his car in Rome. 25 Denim ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores Denim Clothing store in New York City. 26 Derek Zoolander Calendar ZOOLANDER 2001 Film BBB Goods Office Products Derek Zoolander Calendar Twenty-one month calendar available if you call now, during the advertisement for Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men. Twenty-one all new full-color photographs taken by one of fashion's most outstanding photographers to make the next year and nine months a little more handsome. 27 Derek Zoolander Camel Milk ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Beverage Products Milk Derek Zoolander Camel Milk Brand of camel milk that Derek endorses, available in bucket or jar. "Two weeks on the market, it's already the best selling brand of camel milk. 28 Derek Zoolander Center for Children Who ... ZOOLANDER 2001 Film BBB Education Primary Schools Derek Zoolander Center for Children Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too What is this - a school for ants???? 29 Derek Zoolander University of Modeling f... ZOOLANDER 2001 Film BBB Education Performing Arts Schools Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men Derek's modeling school. Also known as DZU. Call 1-600-ZOOLANDER. 30 Derek Zoolander's Center for Kids Who Ca... ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film BBB Education Primary Schools Derek Zoolander's Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good, Too 31 Derelicte ZOOLANDER 2001 Film BBB Apparel Clothing Products Derelicte Mugatu's Clothing line. 32 Don Atari Brand Prunes ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film BBB Food Products Fruits and Vegetables Don Atari Brand Prunes 33 DZU Tote Bag ZOOLANDER 2001 Film BBB Apparel Luggage DZU Tote Bag Tote bag available if you call now, during the advertisement for Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men, containing items no male model should be without: hairbrush, comb, gel, tanning oil, protective lip balm, larger comb, bottled water, crackers and cheese, a small bottle of liquor, tissues, sewing kit, pudding, and adhesive tape. 34 Extra Hold Texturizing Hair Putty and Vo... ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Personal Care Hair Products Extra Hold Texturizing Hair Putty and Volumizing Gel GGG product. 35 Farmacia ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Retail Drugstores Farmacia Drug store in Milan, Italy. 36 Fat Ray ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Weapons Weapons-misc Fat Ray Nani's weapon that "obesifies" celebrities. 37 The Fountain of Youth ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film BBB Services Sex Services The Fountain of Youth The hand job joint in where Hansel used to work in SoHo. 38 Foxyboy ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores Foxyboy Clothing store in New York City. 39 F'ashion B'eat with D'Jangelo ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Television TV Shows-misc F'ashion B'eat with D'Jangelo TV show in Milan, Italy. 40 G1988 ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores G1988 Clothing store in New York City. 41 The Garden of Eden [service] ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film BBB Services Services-misc The Garden of Eden [service] The turkish bathhouse Derek used to work at in Tribeca. 42 GGG ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores GGG Gunther Geiger Grooming. Store in New York City. 43 Globo Gym ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Beauty Care Fitness Centers Globo Gym Gym in New York City, originally from the movie Dodgeball. 44 Gluten-free Gluten ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Food Products Cooking Products Gluten-free Gluten Derek tells Accessory not to spill Hansel's jar of Gluten-free Gluten when they leave him at home alone in the "Mo Monkey, Mo Problems" cartoon. 45 Hansel Juice ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Beverage Products Juice Hansel Juice Derek and Hansel launch a fake energy drink at Club Brik as a trap to ambush the Red Carpet. It's melted ice from the seafood case at D'Agostino's. "It'll put the pep back in your pupik." Later advertised on a billboard in Paris. "C'est Chouette!" 46 House of Atoz ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film BBB Corporations Companies House of Atoz Fashion company. 47 House of Atoz Youth Milk ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film BBB Personal Care Hygiene Products House of Atoz Youth Milk "Do you ever get that feeling when you see beautiful teenager girl with perfect skin and you want to kill her and take her skin and put it on your skin? We bottled that feeling." 48 Jaboud Cosmetics ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Retail Drugstores Jaboud Cosmetics Cosmetics store in New York City. 49 Jeremy Lemonade ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Beverage Products Juice Jeremy Lemonade Derek visits a lemonade stand, and teaches a young boy the importance of branding. 50 Kardashian Particle Accelerator ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Technology Products Power Supplies Kardashian Particle Accelerator The Red Carpet attacks at the debut of the Kardashian Particle Accelerator. 51 Kave ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Nightlife Nightclubs Kave Nightclub where Derek and his friends celebrate their victory over their evil foes in Paris. 52 Laines-Mercerie ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores Laines-Mercerie Clothing store in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris. 53 Le Cafe ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Dining Cafes and Delis Le Cafe Cafe in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris. 54 Le Pain ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Dining Fast Food Le Pain Bread cart in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris. 55 Look ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film BBB Cinema TV Stations Look TV station at press conference when Derek retires from modeling. 56 Luxury Fur Co. ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores Luxury Fur Co. Clothing store in the background during the closing battle scene with militarized furry animals. 57 L'usine ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Industrial Companies Manufacturing L'usine Factory in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris. 58 Maxa Blowizard ZOOLANDER 2001 Film BBB Apparel Hair Accessories Maxa Blowizard Hairdryer mentioned in article about the death of noted male model Emmnuel. 59 Meebi's ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film BBB Retail Office Supply Stores Meebi's Arts and crafts store where Derek Zoolander bought supplies used to build his Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good, Too. 60 Meestery ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Personal Care Perfumes Meestery Perfume by Leighton Meester. 61 Menswear ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores Menswear Clothing store in New York City. 62 Men's Health for Women ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Periodicals Magazines Men's Health for Women Magazine that Derek mentions when Matilda talks about getting hired by a real magazine again. 63 Met-Rx ZOOLANDER 2001 Film BBB Menu Drinks Met-Rx Sports drink. 64 Milk ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Beverage Products Milk Milk Generic milk product. 65 The Mine Shaft ZOOLANDER 2001 Film BBB Nightlife Bars The Mine Shaft A bar located near a coal mine, marketing towards miners. 66 Moogberg Development Group LTD ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film BBB Construction Development Companies Moogberg Development Group LTD Mugato's construction company that built Derek Zoolander's Center for kids who can't read good and who wanna Learn to do other stuff good, too. 67 Mugato ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores Mugato Clothing store in New York City. 68 N Handbags ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores N Handbags Clothing accessory store in New York City. 69 Nani Couture ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores Nani Couture Clothing store in the background when Derek and Hansel chase after Dr. Botoxo. 70 Nani-wear ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Products Nani-wear Psychotic 10 year old fashionista supervillain Nani''s clothing line. 71 Natural Springs Diet Water ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Beverage Products Bottled Water Natural Springs Diet Water Derek's favorite drink. 72 New York Newspaper ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Periodicals Newspapers New York Newspaper Local newspaper in New York City. 73 No More Tubby Toddlers ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Organizations Charities No More Tubby Toddlers Fundraiser event where Nani plans to "obesify" Heidi Klum. "Keep our kids thin and hot!" 74 Palazzo D'Caca ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film BBB Travel Lodging Palazzo D'Caca Hotel and resort in Rome. The entire hotel is biodegradable and made from reclaimed human waste. 75 Pate ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Food Products Condiments Pate Truck Derek uses to defeat his evil foes during the epic battle in Paris. 76 Patisserie ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Food Stores Bakeries Patisserie Bakery in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris. 77 Pret-a-Porter: Ready-to-Wear ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores Pret-a-Porter: Ready-to-Wear Clothing store in New York City. 78 Protocol Droid ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Technology Products Robot Models Protocol Droid There's a robot parody of C-3PO from Star Wars marching in the Robot Pride Parade. 79 Put This Gunn in Your Mouth ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Beverage Products Energy Drinks Put This Gunn in Your Mouth Tim Gunn claims he was approached for his own brand of energy drink called Put This Gunn in your Mouth. 80 Robot Pride Parade ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Events Marches and Parades Robot Pride Parade Pride parade for robots that Frankie J-PEG talks about. 81 Rolling Tone ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Periodicals Magazines Rolling Tone Parody of Rolling Stone. 82 Rosenstein's Cafe ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Dining Cafes and Delis Rosenstein's Cafe Cafe in New York City. 83 The Ryan Seacrest ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Menu Sandwiches The Ryan Seacrest Sandwich at New York deli Langer's. According to Derek Zoolander, "It's like Ryan Seacrest is in your mouth." 84 Salvarani ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film BBB Construction Construction Companies Salvarani Italian construction company truck that Derek hits that causes his car to flip over in Rome. 85 Sentinel ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Technology Products Robot Models Sentinel Frankie J-PEG rides a Sentinel/Squid from The Matrix on a float in the Robot Pride Parade. 86 Skin ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Retail Drugstores Skin Personal care products store in the background during the closing battle scene with militarized furry animals. 87 Snooty ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film BBB Cinema TV Stations Snooty TV station at press conference when Derek retires from modeling. 88 SoHoWoNoHoBo Fried Chicken ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Dining Fast Food-Chicken SoHoWoNoHoBo Fried Chicken Fast food chicken place that Derek and Hansel visit after they have been "obesified". 89 Stars Against Tornadoes ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Organizations Charities Stars Against Tornadoes Charity event canceled in light of the Red Carpet attacks. 90 Stars! ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Periodicals Magazines Stars! Celebrity magazine. 91 Sustainable Harvested Bamboo Nunchuks ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Weapons Weapons-misc Sustainable Harvested Bamboo Nunchuks One of Hansel's inventions, also known as Hanselvention, with chain's made of hemp. 92 Teaching My Father to Read ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film BBB Literature Books-Biography Teaching My Father to Read Book by Derek Zoolander, Jr. that becomes a #1 Bestseller and a National Book Award winner. 93 Teen Vague ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Periodicals Magazines Teen Vague Parody of Teen Vogue. 94 That's How I Killed Your Mother ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film BBB Television TV Shows-misc That's How I Killed Your Mother TV show, joke Mugatu makes to Derek Jr. "On CBS right after Two Broke Girls" 95 Tuff's Gym ZOOLANDER 2001 Film BBB Beauty Care Fitness Centers Tuff's Gym Gym mentioned in article about the death of male model Ray Villalobos. 96 Ultra Moisture Cucumber Body Paste ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Personal Care Hygiene Products Ultra Moisture Cucumber Body Paste GGG product at the scene of Derek and Hansel's final battle with Paparocto. 97 Valentina Valencia Center for Swimsuit M... ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film BBB Education Performing Arts Schools Valentina Valencia Center for Swimsuit Models Who Want to Be Taken Seriously and Maybe Transition Into Law Enforcement Too 98 Violet Fashion Magazine ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Periodicals Magazines Violet Fashion Magazine Magazine. 99 Weird ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Periodicals Magazines Weird Parody of Wired. 100 Yuppo ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Apparel Clothing Stores Yuppo Shoestore in New York City. 101 The Z Car ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Vehicles Motor Vehicles The Z Car Derek's car. 102 The Z Plane ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film BBB Vehicles Aircrafts The Z Plane Derek Zoolander's airplane. FICTITIOUS TIMELINE 103 October 5, 2001 ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film Dates 21st Century: 00s Events October 5, 2001 Derek Zoolander's "Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Who Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good, Too" collapses into the East River, killing Derek's wife, Matilda Jeffries-Zoolander, at 7:46am. 104 November 20, 2003 ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film Dates 21st Century: 00s Events November 20, 2003 Maury Ballstein turns state's witness. 105 June 28, 2006 ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film Dates 21st Century: 00s Events June 28, 2006 The Child Protection Agency removes Derek Zoolander's son, Derek Jr., in a daring midnight raid, placing him in the custody of the state, after Derek caught on tape in his SoHo loft. MAKE BELIEVE MAP 106 The Commonwealth of Derek ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Map Geographic Areas Territories The Commonwealth of Derek Joke Derek makes, mocking her for making up a country called Chad - a real country. 107 European Union Fashion Prison for the Cr... ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film Map Detention Centers Prisons European Union Fashion Prison for the Criminally Insane and Totally Out There 108 The Garden of Eden [location] ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film Map Nature Gardens The Garden of Eden [location] The birthplace of Adam and Eve and Steve, the original supermodel, the first of the purebloods, said to be so beautiful, with a look so powerful, that even the pools of water he gazed upon could not reflect his beauty back to him. That look was called El Nino. 109 Isola Del Ditale Fashion Prison ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film Map Detention Centers Prisons Isola Del Ditale Fashion Prison Fashion prison where Mugatu is being held. 110 The Orphanage Del Piccolo Cletusi ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film Map Residential Communities Orphanages The Orphanage Del Piccolo Cletusi Orphanage in Rome where Derek Jr. lives. 111 SoNoWoNoBoHo ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Map Urban Areas Neighborhoods SoNoWoNoBoHo New York neighborhood, mocking SoHo, where Derek Zoolander lives. 112 Tabitha ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Map Structures Buildings Tabitha Derek's name for his home, which he mentions on the show MTV Cribs. OTHER 113 Armpit Extensions ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Armpit Extensions Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 114 Bacon Wrapped Dates ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Recipes Food Recipes Bacon Wrapped Dates One of the hors d'oeuvres served at the No More Tubby Toddlers fundraiser event where Nani plans to "obesify" Heidi Klum. 115 Ball Waxing ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Ball Waxing Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 116 Belly Button Removal ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Belly Button Removal Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 117 Belly Button Reversal ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Belly Button Reversal Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 118 Brainwash ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Themes Shield, The #521e12 #1836a9 #000000 119 Brainwash ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Themes Wall v2, The #2b3359 #6f7fb8 #2b3359 120 Butthole Enhancement ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Butthole Enhancement Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 121 Circumcision Removal ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Circumcision Removal Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 122 Derek ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Themes Flatliners 2 #132c9b #305ce9 #000000 123 Derek ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Themes Color Out of Space #453a26 #574f26 #798a8c 124 Derek and Hansel's android stylist's nam... ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Trivia Name Game Derek and Hansel's android stylist's name. Pauly G-IF Frankie J-PEG Sidney P-NG 125 Derek and Hansel's faithful monkey sidek... ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Trivia Name Game-Animals Derek and Hansel's faithful monkey sidekick's name. Appliance Adjunct Accessory 126 Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. 127 Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. 128 Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. 129 Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? 130 Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: But why male models? 131 Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Quotes Quotes Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: Honestly, what is the point of having a monkey who can't type? 132 Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself. 133 Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Quotes Quotes Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: With great cheekbones comes great responsibility, every schoolchild knows that. 134 Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Quotes Quotes Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: I'm not just a model. I'm also a superhero. And a model. 135 Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think. 136 Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking, "Wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career." 137 Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman." 138 Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: There must be an on button somewhere. Did you press the Apple thing? 139 Derek Zoolander & Maury Ballstein ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Quotes Quotes Derek Zoolander & Maury Ballstein Derek Zoolander: If you liked the taste of celebrity flesh, where would you go? Maury Ballstein: A deli that serves sandwiches named after celebrities. 140 Double Choco-smores Bats ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Recipes Food Recipes Double Choco-smores Bats One of the hors d'oeuvres served at the No More Tubby Toddlers fundraiser event where Nani plans to "obesify" Heidi Klum. 141 Dragon ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Living Things Animals Dragon 142 Earlobe Extensions ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Earlobe Extensions Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 143 Earlobe-ectomy ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Earlobe-ectomy Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 144 Equine Botox ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Equine Botox Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 145 Eyeball Bleaching ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Eyeball Bleaching Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 146 Eyelash Rejuvenation ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Eyelash Rejuvenation Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 147 Forehead Tucks ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Forehead Tucks Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 148 Frankie J-PEG ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Quotes Quotes Frankie J-PEG Frankie J-PEG: Please, no fighting in front of the monkey! 149 Frankie J-PEG ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Quotes Quotes Frankie J-PEG Frankie J-PEG: Take that hipster beards! 150 Hansel ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Quotes Quotes Hansel Hansel: Oh, Frankie. If only I had been gay and into robots. But everyone knows I'm bi and into mannequins. 151 Hansel ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Hansel Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?" 152 Hansel ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Hansel Hansel: I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot. 153 Hansel ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Hansel Hansel: This has been an emotional day for all of us. I think we should get naked. 154 Hansel ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Hansel Hansel: Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude! 155 Hansel ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Quotes Quotes Hansel Hansel: Anybody up for a quick quinoa break? 156 Hansel & Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Quotes Quotes Hansel & Derek Zoolander Hansel: Wait- are you saying what I think you're saying? Derek Zoolander: I haven't said it, but yes. 157 Hansel & Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Hansel & Derek Zoolander Hansel: I guess you can Dere-lick my balls, capitan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much. 158 Hansel & Dr. Botoxo ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Quotes Quotes Hansel & Dr. Botoxo Hansel: Did you have some work done, Dr. Bentex? Dr. Botoxo: Bentex? He's more wrinkled than ta turtle scrotum. I am Dr. Botoxo! 159 J.P. Prewitt ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes J.P. Prewitt J.P. Prewitt: The truth is male models have been assassinating world leaders for over 200 years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs worn by our early leaders? 160 Katinka Ingabogovinanana ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Themes Pleasantville #58060e #8d94c5 #bfd3ff 161 Katinka Ingabogovinanana ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Themes Mouth of Madness #50070e #e45252 #ec8585 162 Katy Perry ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Quotes Quotes Katy Perry Katy Perry: Katy Perry don't fuck around, bitch! 163 Kneecap Lifts ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Kneecap Lifts Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 164 Larry Zoolander ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Larry Zoolander Larry Zoolander: You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother. 165 Maury Ballstein ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Maury Ballstein Maury Ballstein: I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories. 166 Maury Ballstein ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Maury Ballstein Maury Ballstein: Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings. 167 Maury Ballstein ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Quotes Quotes Maury Ballstein Maury Ballstein: We're gonna turn this thing around like it's a tranny hooker. 168 Maury-Hulk ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Quotes Quotes Maury-Hulk Maury-Hulk: Maury-Hulk smash! 169 Most Best Model ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Recognition Awards Most Best Model Derek tells Accessory not to break his trophies when they leave him at home alone in the "Mo Monkey, Mo Problems" cartoon. 170 Mugatu ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Mugatu Mugatu: Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, okay? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased, from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray! 171 Mugatu ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Mugatu Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now! 172 Mugatu ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Themes Shield, The #8f3da9 #bf53d5 #000000 173 Mugatu ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Mugatu Mugatu: Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! Nothing! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will! 174 Mugatu ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Quotes Quotes Mugatu Mugatu: It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now! 175 Nani & Derek Zoolander ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Quotes Quotes Nani & Derek Zoolander Nani: Don't come any closer, Zoolander, or the President of the Republic of Chad gets it. Good try, but there is no Republic of Chad. Here's a message from the commonwealth of Derek - Crushed Denim! 176 Nipple Reduction ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Nipple Reduction Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 177 Nostril Removal ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Nostril Removal Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 178 Pattern ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Themes Shield, The #d4262f #64555f #000000 179 Pattern ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Themes Shield, The #000000 #572203 #000000 180 Placenta Implantation ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Placenta Implantation Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 181 The Star F*@#er ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Quotes Quotes The Star F*@#er The star F*@#er: So I was in the Virgo Cluster with Olivia Wilde. You know Livvy. Yeah, she's great. 182 Taint Rejuvenation ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Taint Rejuvenation Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 183 That Hansel's so hot right now ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Themes Color Out of Space #3c4d5c #61734d #525158 184 Tofu on the Cob ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Recipes Food Recipes Tofu on the Cob Derek's favorite meal, served with diet water. 185 Untitled ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Themes Mouth of Madness #4b401e #4a5062 #c6b16d 186 Untitled ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Themes Gray Eagle #37476c #50679e #94a4c9 187 Untitled ZOOLANDER 2 2016 Film Other Themes Mouth of Madness #594136 #ad8877 #d3bfb7 188 Untitled ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Themes Wall v1, The #272b33 #8b7733 #ded321 189 Untitled ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Themes Wall v2, The #2d245d #5c5874 #625e79 190 Untitled ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Themes Shield, The #374c8b #ffa630 #000000 191 Untitled ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Themes Mouth of Madness #764422 #b06532 #dfaf8d 192 Untitled ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Themes Shield, The #342e60 #5075ae #000000 193 Untitled ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Themes Mouth of Madness #572a30 #863b45 #bd747e 194 Untitled ZOOLANDER 2001 Film Other Themes Wall v2, The #484f6c #847bb1 #ff7927 195 Urethra Loosening ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Urethra Loosening Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 196 Urethra Tightening ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Medical Conditions Medical Procedures Urethra Tightening Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. 197 Werewolf Blitzer ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Quotes Quotes Werewolf Blitzer Werewolf Blitzer: You're in the situation room! 198 Werewolf Blitzer ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film Other Quotes Quotes Werewolf Blitzer Werewolf Blitzer: Breaking news: I am going to eat you.

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