ZOOLANDER
Film 2001. Written by Drake Sather, Ben Stiller and John Hamburg. Directed by Ben Stiller. Starring Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, Christine Taylor, Milla Jovovich, Jerry Stiller, Jon Voight, David Duchovny, Vince Vaughn, Justin Theroux, Andy Dick, Nora Dunn, James Marsden, Patton Oswalt and David Bowie.
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1American Fun Club BBBNightlifeNightclubs

American Fun Club
Club mentioned in article about the death of male model Anton Squire.



2Balls Models BBBServicesTalent Agencies

Balls Models
Maury Ballstein's modeling agency.



3Cruetly BBBApparelClothing Products

Cruetly
Mugatu: "Note to Self: Trademark the word cruelty for a new line of men's kerchiefs."

4Derek Zoolander Calendar BBBGoodsOffice Products

Derek Zoolander Calendar
Twenty-one month calendar available if you call now, during the advertisement for Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men. Twenty-one all new full-color photographs taken by one of fashion's most outstanding photographers to make the next year and nine months a little more handsome.

5Derek Zoolander Center for Children Who ... BBBEducationPrimary Schools

Derek Zoolander Center for Children Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
What is this - a school for ants????



6Derek Zoolander University of Modeling f... BBBEducationPerforming Arts Schools

Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men
Derek's modeling school. Also known as DZU. Call 1-600-ZOOLANDER.

7Derelicte BBBApparelClothing Products

Derelicte
Mugatu's Clothing line.



8DZU Tote Bag BBBApparelLuggage

DZU Tote Bag
Tote bag available if you call now, during the advertisement for Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men, containing items no male model should be without: hairbrush, comb, gel, tanning oil, protective lip balm, larger comb, bottled water, crackers and cheese, a small bottle of liquor, tissues, sewing kit, pudding, and adhesive tape.

9Maxa Blowizard BBBApparelHair Accessories

Maxa Blowizard
Hairdryer mentioned in article about the death of noted male model Emmnuel.



10Met-Rx BBBMenuDrinks

Met-Rx
Sports drink.



11The Mine Shaft BBBNightlifeBars

The Mine Shaft
A bar located near a coal mine, marketing towards miners.



12Tuff's Gym BBBBeauty CareFitness Centers

Tuff's Gym
Gym mentioned in article about the death of male model Ray Villalobos.



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13Tabitha MapStructuresBuildings

Tabitha
Derek's name for his home, which he mentions on the show MTV Cribs.

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17Derek OtherThemesColor Out of Space


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18Derek Zoolander OtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: But why male models?



19Derek ZoolanderOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.

20Derek ZoolanderOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

21Derek ZoolanderOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

22Derek Zoolander OtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?



23Derek ZoolanderOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.

24Derek ZoolanderOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman."

25Derek ZoolanderOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

26Derek ZoolanderOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking, "Wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."

27Derek Zoolander OtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: There must be an on button somewhere. Did you press the Apple thing?



28HanselOtherQuotesQuotes

Hansel
Hansel: I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

29Hansel OtherQuotesQuotes

Hansel
Hansel: This has been an emotional day for all of us. I think we should get naked.



30Hansel OtherQuotesQuotes

Hansel
Hansel: Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!



31Hansel OtherQuotesQuotes

Hansel
Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"



32Hansel & Derek Zoolander OtherQuotesQuotes

Hansel & Derek Zoolander
Hansel: I guess you can Dere-lick my balls, capitan.
Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.




33J.P. Prewitt OtherQuotesQuotes

J.P. Prewitt
J.P. Prewitt: The truth is male models have been assassinating world leaders for over 200 years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs worn by our early leaders?



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36Larry Zoolander OtherQuotesQuotes

Larry Zoolander
Larry Zoolander: You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.



37Maury BallsteinOtherQuotesQuotes

Maury Ballstein
Maury Ballstein: Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.

38Maury BallsteinOtherQuotesQuotes

Maury Ballstein
Maury Ballstein: I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

39MugatuOtherQuotesQuotes

Mugatu
Mugatu: It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!

40MugatuOtherQuotesQuotes

Mugatu
Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

41MugatuOtherQuotesQuotes

Mugatu
Mugatu: Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! Nothing! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

42MugatuOtherQuotesQuotes

Mugatu
Mugatu: Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, okay? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased, from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!

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49Untitled OtherThemesGray Eagle


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