ZOOLANDER Film 2001. Written by Drake Sather, Ben Stiller and John Hamburg. Directed by Ben Stiller. Starring Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, Christine Taylor, Milla Jovovich, Jerry Stiller, Jon Voight, David Duchovny, Vince Vaughn, Justin Theroux, Andy Dick, Nora Dunn, James Marsden, Patton Oswalt and David Bowie. | |||||
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1 | American Fun Club | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs | |||||||
American Fun Club Club mentioned in article about the death of male model Anton Squire. | |||||||||||
3 | Balls Models | BBB | Services | Talent Agencies | |||||||
Balls Models Maury Ballstein's modeling agency. | |||||||||||
3 | Cruetly | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products | |||||||
Cruetly Mugatu: "Note to Self: Trademark the word cruelty for a new line of men's kerchiefs." | |||||||||||
4 | Derek Zoolander Calendar | BBB | Goods | Office Products | |||||||
Derek Zoolander Calendar Twenty-one month calendar available if you call now, during the advertisement for Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men. Twenty-one all new full-color photographs taken by one of fashion's most outstanding photographers to make the next year and nine months a little more handsome. | |||||||||||
5 | Derek Zoolander Center for Children Who ... | BBB | Education | Primary Schools | |||||||
Derek Zoolander Center for Children Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too What is this - a school for ants???? | |||||||||||
3 | Derek Zoolander University of Modeling f... | BBB | Education | Performing Arts Schools | |||||||
Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men Derek's modeling school. Also known as DZU. Call 1-600-ZOOLANDER. | |||||||||||
4 | Derelicte | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products | |||||||
Derelicte Mugatu's Clothing line. | |||||||||||
3 | DZU Tote Bag | BBB | Apparel | Luggage | |||||||
DZU Tote Bag Tote bag available if you call now, during the advertisement for Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men, containing items no male model should be without: hairbrush, comb, gel, tanning oil, protective lip balm, larger comb, bottled water, crackers and cheese, a small bottle of liquor, tissues, sewing kit, pudding, and adhesive tape. | |||||||||||
4 | Maxa Blowizard | BBB | Apparel | Hair Accessories | |||||||
Maxa Blowizard Hairdryer mentioned in article about the death of noted male model Emmnuel. | |||||||||||
3 | Met-Rx | BBB | Menu | Drinks | |||||||
Met-Rx Sports drink. | |||||||||||
3 | The Mine Shaft | BBB | Nightlife | Bars | |||||||
The Mine Shaft A bar located near a coal mine, marketing towards miners. | |||||||||||
3 | Tuff's Gym | BBB | Beauty Care | Fitness Centers | |||||||
Tuff's Gym Gym mentioned in article about the death of male model Ray Villalobos. | |||||||||||
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3 | Tabitha | Map | Structures | Buildings | |||||||
Tabitha Derek's name for his home, which he mentions on the show MTV Cribs. | |||||||||||
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4 | Brainwash | Other | Themes | Wall v2, The | |||||||
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5 | Brainwash | Other | Themes | Shield, The | |||||||
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6 | Derek | Other | Themes | Flatliners | |||||||
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7 | Derek | Other | Themes | Color Out of Space | |||||||
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8 | Derek Zoolander | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: But why male models? | |||||||||||
3 | Derek Zoolander | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think. | |||||||||||
4 | Derek Zoolander | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. | |||||||||||
5 | Derek Zoolander | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. | |||||||||||
6 | Derek Zoolander | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? | |||||||||||
3 | Derek Zoolander | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself. | |||||||||||
4 | Derek Zoolander | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman." | |||||||||||
5 | Derek Zoolander | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. | |||||||||||
6 | Derek Zoolander | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking, "Wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career." | |||||||||||
7 | Derek Zoolander | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: There must be an on button somewhere. Did you press the Apple thing? | |||||||||||
3 | Hansel | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hansel Hansel: I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot. | |||||||||||
4 | Hansel | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hansel Hansel: This has been an emotional day for all of us. I think we should get naked. | |||||||||||
3 | Hansel | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hansel Hansel: Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude! | |||||||||||
3 | Hansel | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hansel Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?" | |||||||||||
3 | Hansel & Derek Zoolander | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hansel & Derek Zoolander Hansel: I guess you can Dere-lick my balls, capitan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much. | |||||||||||
3 | J.P. Prewitt | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
J.P. Prewitt J.P. Prewitt: The truth is male models have been assassinating world leaders for over 200 years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs worn by our early leaders? | |||||||||||
3 | Katinka Ingabogovinanana | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness | |||||||
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4 | Katinka Ingabogovinanana | Other | Themes | Pleasantville | |||||||
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5 | Larry Zoolander | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Larry Zoolander Larry Zoolander: You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother. | |||||||||||
3 | Maury Ballstein | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Maury Ballstein Maury Ballstein: Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings. | |||||||||||
4 | Maury Ballstein | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Maury Ballstein Maury Ballstein: I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories. | |||||||||||
5 | Mugatu | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Mugatu Mugatu: It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now! | |||||||||||
6 | Mugatu | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Mugatu Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now! | |||||||||||
7 | Mugatu | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Mugatu Mugatu: Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! Nothing! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will! | |||||||||||
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Mugatu Mugatu: Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, okay? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased, from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray! | |||||||||||
9 | Mugatu | Other | Themes | Shield, The | |||||||
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10 | Pattern | Other | Themes | Shield, The | |||||||
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11 | Pattern | Other | Themes | Shield, The | |||||||
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12 | That Hansel's so hot right now | Other | Themes | Color Out of Space | |||||||
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13 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness | |||||||
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14 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Wall v2, The | |||||||
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15 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Gray Eagle | |||||||
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16 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Wall v1, The | |||||||
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17 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness | |||||||
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18 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness | |||||||
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