ZOOLANDER 2 Film 2016. Written by Ben Stiller, John Hamburg, Nicholas Stoller and Justin Theroux. Directed by Ben Stiller. Starring Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, Penelope Cruz, Kristen Wiig and Fred Armisen. | |||||
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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU | |||||||||||
1 | Aqua Vitae | BBB | Personal Care | Hygiene Products | |||||||
Aqua Vitae Skin cream ad featuring Derek Zoolander from 1993. "Moo!" | |||||||||||
2 | BNW | BBB | Cinema | TV Stations | |||||||
BNW TV station at press conference when Derek retires from modeling. | |||||||||||
3 | DeBelio Pasta Authentico | BBB | Food Industries | Food Companies | |||||||
DeBelio Pasta Authentico Italian food company truck in the background when Derek crashes his car in Rome. | |||||||||||
4 | Derek Zoolander's Center for Kids Who Ca... | BBB | Education | Primary Schools | |||||||
Derek Zoolander's Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good, Too | |||||||||||
5 | Don Atari Brand Prunes | BBB | Food Products | Fruits and Vegetables | |||||||
Don Atari Brand Prunes | |||||||||||
6 | The Fountain of Youth | BBB | Services | Sex Services | |||||||
The Fountain of Youth The hand job joint in where Hansel used to work in SoHo. | |||||||||||
7 | The Garden of Eden [service] | BBB | Services | Miscellaneous Services | |||||||
The Garden of Eden [service] The turkish bathhouse Derek used to work at in Tribeca. | |||||||||||
8 | House of Atoz | BBB | Corporations | Companies | |||||||
House of Atoz Fashion company. | |||||||||||
3 | House of Atoz Youth Milk | BBB | Personal Care | Hygiene Products | |||||||
House of Atoz Youth Milk "Do you ever get that feeling when you see beautiful teenager girl with perfect skin and you want to kill her and take her skin and put it on your skin? We bottled that feeling." | |||||||||||
4 | Look | BBB | Cinema | TV Stations | |||||||
Look TV station at press conference when Derek retires from modeling. | |||||||||||
5 | Meebi's | BBB | Retail | Office Supply Stores | |||||||
Meebi's Arts and crafts store where Derek Zoolander bought supplies used to build his Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good, Too. | |||||||||||
6 | Moogberg Development Group LTD | BBB | Construction | Development Companies | |||||||
Moogberg Development Group LTD Mugato's construction company that built Derek Zoolander's Center for kids who can't read good and who wanna Learn to do other stuff good, too. | |||||||||||
7 | Palazzo D'Caca | BBB | Travel | Lodging | |||||||
Palazzo D'Caca Hotel and resort in Rome. The entire hotel is biodegradable and made from reclaimed human waste. | |||||||||||
3 | Salvarani | BBB | Construction | Construction Companies | |||||||
Salvarani Italian construction company truck that Derek hits that causes his car to flip over in Rome. | |||||||||||
4 | Snooty | BBB | Cinema | TV Stations | |||||||
Snooty TV station at press conference when Derek retires from modeling. | |||||||||||
5 | Teaching My Father to Read | BBB | Literature | Books | |||||||
Teaching My Father to Read Book by Derek Zoolander, Jr. that becomes a #1 Bestseller and a National Book Award winner. | |||||||||||
6 | That's How I Killed Your Mother | BBB | Television | TV Shows | |||||||
That's How I Killed Your Mother TV show, joke Mugatu makes to Derek Jr. "On CBS right after Two Broke Girls" | |||||||||||
7 | Valentina Valencia Center for Swimsuit M... | BBB | Education | Performing Arts Schools | |||||||
Valentina Valencia Center for Swimsuit Models Who Want to Be Taken Seriously and Maybe Transition Into Law Enforcement Too | |||||||||||
FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | |||||||||||
8 | October 5, 2001 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
October 5, 2001 Derek Zoolander's "Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Who Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good, Too" collapses into the East River, killing Derek's wife, Matilda Jeffries-Zoolander, at 7:46am. | |||||||||||
3 | November 20, 2003 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
November 20, 2003 Maury Ballstein turns state's witness. | |||||||||||
3 | June 28, 2006 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
June 28, 2006 The Child Protection Agency removes Derek Zoolander's son, Derek Jr., in a daring midnight raid, placing him in the custody of the state, after Derek caught on tape in his SoHo loft. | |||||||||||
MAKE BELIEVE MAP | |||||||||||
3 | European Union Fashion Prison for the Cr... | Map | Detention Centers | Prisons | |||||||
European Union Fashion Prison for the Criminally Insane and Totally Out There | |||||||||||
4 | The Garden of Eden [location] | Map | Nature | Gardens | |||||||
The Garden of Eden [location] The birthplace of Adam and Eve and Steve, the original supermodel, the first of the purebloods, said to be so beautiful, with a look so powerful, that even the pools of water he gazed upon could not reflect his beauty back to him. That look was called El Nino. | |||||||||||
5 | Isola Del Ditale Fashion Prison | Map | Detention Centers | Prisons | |||||||
Isola Del Ditale Fashion Prison Fashion prison where Mugatu is being held. | |||||||||||
6 | The Orphanage Del Piccolo Cletusi | Map | Residential Communities | Orphanages | |||||||
The Orphanage Del Piccolo Cletusi Orphanage in Rome where Derek Jr. lives. | |||||||||||
OTHER | |||||||||||
7 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness | |||||||
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