ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL Animated Film 2016. Written by John Aboud and Michael Colton. Directed by Aaron Augenblick. Starring Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Tim Gunn and Nick Kroll. | |||||
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1 | Armpit Extensions | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Armpit Extensions Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
2 | Bacon Wrapped Dates | Recipes | Food Recipes | ||||||||
Bacon Wrapped Dates One of the hors d'oeuvres served at the No More Tubby Toddlers fundraiser event where Nani plans to "obesify" Heidi Klum. | |||||||||||
3 | Ball Waxing | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Ball Waxing Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
4 | Belly Button Removal | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Belly Button Removal Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
5 | Belly Button Reversal | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Belly Button Reversal Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
6 | Butthole Enhancement | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Butthole Enhancement Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
7 | Circumcision Removal | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Circumcision Removal Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
8 | Derek and Hansel's android stylist's nam... | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Derek and Hansel's android stylist's name.
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9 | Derek and Hansel's faithful monkey sidek... | Trivia | Name Game-Animals | ||||||||
Derek and Hansel's faithful monkey sidekick's name.
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10 | Derek Zoolander | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: I'm not just a model. I'm also a superhero. And a model. | |||||||||||
11 | Derek Zoolander | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: Honestly, what is the point of having a monkey who can't type? | |||||||||||
12 | Derek Zoolander | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Derek Zoolander Derek Zoolander: With great cheekbones comes great responsibility, every schoolchild knows that. | |||||||||||
13 | Derek Zoolander & Maury Ballstein | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Derek Zoolander & Maury Ballstein Derek Zoolander: If you liked the taste of celebrity flesh, where would you go? Maury Ballstein: A deli that serves sandwiches named after celebrities. | |||||||||||
14 | Double Choco-smores Bats | Recipes | Food Recipes | ||||||||
Double Choco-smores Bats One of the hors d'oeuvres served at the No More Tubby Toddlers fundraiser event where Nani plans to "obesify" Heidi Klum. | |||||||||||
15 | Dragon | Living Things | Animals | ||||||||
Dragon | |||||||||||
16 | Earlobe Extensions | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Earlobe Extensions Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
17 | Earlobe-ectomy | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Earlobe-ectomy Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
18 | Equine Botox | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Equine Botox Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
19 | Eyeball Bleaching | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Eyeball Bleaching Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
20 | Eyelash Rejuvenation | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Eyelash Rejuvenation Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
21 | Forehead Tucks | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Forehead Tucks Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
22 | Frankie J-PEG | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Frankie J-PEG Frankie J-PEG: Please, no fighting in front of the monkey! | |||||||||||
23 | Frankie J-PEG | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Frankie J-PEG Frankie J-PEG: Take that hipster beards! | |||||||||||
24 | Hansel | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Hansel Hansel: Anybody up for a quick quinoa break? | |||||||||||
25 | Hansel | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Hansel Hansel: Oh, Frankie. If only I had been gay and into robots. But everyone knows I'm bi and into mannequins. | |||||||||||
26 | Hansel & Derek Zoolander | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Hansel & Derek Zoolander Hansel: Wait- are you saying what I think you're saying? Derek Zoolander: I haven't said it, but yes. | |||||||||||
27 | Hansel & Dr. Botoxo | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Hansel & Dr. Botoxo Hansel: Did you have some work done, Dr. Bentex? Dr. Botoxo: Bentex? He's more wrinkled than ta turtle scrotum. I am Dr. Botoxo! | |||||||||||
28 | Katy Perry | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Katy Perry Katy Perry: Katy Perry don't fuck around, bitch! | |||||||||||
29 | Kneecap Lifts | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Kneecap Lifts Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
30 | Maury Ballstein | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Maury Ballstein Maury Ballstein: We're gonna turn this thing around like it's a tranny hooker. | |||||||||||
31 | Maury-Hulk | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Maury-Hulk Maury-Hulk: Maury-Hulk smash! | |||||||||||
32 | Most Best Model | Recognition | Awards | ||||||||
Most Best Model Derek tells Accessory not to break his trophies when they leave him at home alone in the "Mo Monkey, Mo Problems" cartoon. | |||||||||||
33 | Nani & Derek Zoolander | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Nani & Derek Zoolander Nani: Don't come any closer, Zoolander, or the President of the Republic of Chad gets it. Good try, but there is no Republic of Chad. Here's a message from the commonwealth of Derek - Crushed Denim! | |||||||||||
34 | Nipple Reduction | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Nipple Reduction Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
35 | Nostril Removal | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Nostril Removal Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
36 | Placenta Implantation | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Placenta Implantation Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
37 | The Star F*@#er | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
The Star F*@#er The star F*@#er: So I was in the Virgo Cluster with Olivia Wilde. You know Livvy. Yeah, she's great. | |||||||||||
38 | Taint Rejuvenation | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Taint Rejuvenation Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
39 | Tofu on the Cob | Recipes | Food Recipes | ||||||||
Tofu on the Cob Derek's favorite meal, served with diet water. | |||||||||||
40 | Untitled | Themes | Wall v2, The | ||||||||
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41 | Untitled | Themes | Shield, The | ||||||||
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42 | Untitled | Themes | Shield, The | ||||||||
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43 | Urethra Loosening | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Urethra Loosening Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
44 | Urethra Tightening | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures | ||||||||
Urethra Tightening Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about. | |||||||||||
45 | Werewolf Blitzer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Werewolf Blitzer Werewolf Blitzer: Breaking news: I am going to eat you. | |||||||||||
46 | Werewolf Blitzer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Werewolf Blitzer Werewolf Blitzer: You're in the situation room! |
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