SO LONG, AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH
Literature 1984. Written by Douglas Adams.
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1Duty Free Mega-MarketBBBRetailDepartment Stores

Duty Free Mega-Market
Store at the Port Brasta travel port in Alpha Centauri.

2The Hitchhiker's Guide to the GalaxyBBBLiteratureBooks

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a powerful organ. Indeed, its influence is so prodigious that strict rules have had to be drawn up by its editorial staff to prevent its misuse. So none of its field researchers are allowed to accept any kind of services, discounts or preferential treatment of any kind in return for editorial favours unless: a. they have made a bona fide attempt to pay for a service in the normal way, b. their lives would be otherwise in danger, c. they really want to. Since invoking the third rule always involved giving the editor a cut, Ford always preferred to much about with the first two."

3Horse and Groom PubBBBNightlifePubs

Horse and Groom Pub
London pub near Arthur's house. "It was 10:30 when he arrived, a fact he discovered from the steamed and greasy window of the Horse and Groom pub, in which there had hung for many years a battered old Guiness clock which featured a picture of an emu with a pint glass jammed rather amusingly down its throat."

4Know-Nothing-Bozo the Non-Wonder DogBBBAmusementAnimal Acts

Know-Nothing-Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog
Dog that starred in commercials. "Will Smithers, for instance, the owner of Know-Nothing-Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog, an animal so stupid that it had been sacked from one of Will's own commercials for being incapable of knowing which dog food it was supposed to prefer, despite the fact that the meat in all the other bowls had had engine oil poured over it."

5McKeena's All-Weather HaulageBBBServicesShipping and Storage

McKeena's All-Weather Haulage
Transport service. "Russell swore and steered intently for a few seconds as the sky blattered at them. He worked out his anger by rashly accelerating to pass a lorry marked, McKeena's All-Weather Haulage."

6Mid-Galactic CensusBBBLiteraturePrinted Matter

Mid-Galactic Census
Government report. "Of course, one never has the slightest notion what size or shape different species are going to turn out to be, but if you were to take the findings of the latest Mid-Galactic Census report as any kind of accurate guide to statistical averages you would probably guess that the craft would hold about six people, and you would be right."

7Old Elms HospitalBBBHealthcareHospitals

Old Elms Hospital
Hospital where Arthur foes looking for Fenella.

8Old Pink Dog BarBBBNightlifeBars

Old Pink Dog Bar
Bar on the lower South Side of Han Dold City.

9Ol' Janx SpiritBBBBeverage ProductsAlcohol

Ol' Janx Spirit
"He sat on a step, took from his satchel a bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit and a towel. He opened the bottle and wiped the top of it with the towel, which had the opposite effect to the one intended, in that the Ol' Janx Spirit instantly killed of f millions of the germs which had been slowly building up quite a complex and enlightened civilization on the smellier patches of the towel."

10Port BrastaBBBTransportationSpaceports

Port Brasta
Travel port in Alpha Centauri.

11Sirius Cybernetics CorporationBBBCorporationsRobotics Companies

Sirius Cybernetics Corporation


12Zirzla Robot StarcruisersBBBVehiclesSpacecrafts

Zirzla Robot Starcruisers
Starships Ford sees silhouetted in front of the star Xaxis.

MAKE BELIEVE MAP
13AvalarsMapUrban AreasCities-Outer Space

Avalars
City State on the planet Brequinda that is now little more than concrete, strip joints and Dragon Burger Bars.

14BrequindaMapOuter SpacePlanets

Brequinda
Planet, home of the Fuolornis Fire Dragons.

15EpunMapOuter SpaceMoons

Epun
Moon orbiting the planet Sesefras Magna.

16Eroticon VIMapOuter SpacePlanets

Eroticon VI
Planet, home of the Triple-Breasted Whore known as Eccentrica Gallumbits.

17The Flargathon Gas SwampsMapNatureNatural Areas

The Flargathon Gas Swamps
Natural area. "Between them they killed a virulent space disease he's picked up without knowing it in the Flargathon Gas Swamps a few days earlier, which otherwise would have killed of f half the population of the Western Hemisphere, blinded the other half and driven everyone else psychotic and sterile, so the Earth was lucky there."

18FrazMapOuter SpaceConstellations

Fraz
Constellation. "There were, however, no Fuolornis Fire Dragons in the clouds nor could there be for, like the dinosaurs, the dodos, and the Greater Drubbered Wintwock of Stegbartle Major in the constellation Fraz, and unlike the Boeing 747 which is in plentiful supply, they are sadly extinct, and the Universe shall never know their like again."

19Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J GammaMapOuter SpaceSectors

Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J Gamma
Location of God's Final Message to His Creation.

20GolgafrinchamMapOuter SpacePlanets

Golgafrincham
Planet, home of the Ark Fleet that landed on prehistoric earth with Arthur and Ford.

21The Great Red Plain of RarsMapNatureNatural Areas

The Great Red Plain of Rars
Natural area in the land of Sevorbeupstry on the planet Preliumtarn, location of God's Final Message to His Creation.

22The Grey Binding Fiefdoms of SaxaquineMapOuter SpaceRegions of Space

The Grey Binding Fiefdoms of Saxaquine
Location in space, within which lies the star Zarss, around which orbits the planet Preliumtarn, home to the land of Sevorbeupstry, location of God's Final Message to His Creation.

23Han Dold CityMapUrban AreasCities

Han Dold City
Not the sort of place you could afford to do things casually in if you wanted to stay alive, home of the Old Pink Dog Bar.

24Jaglan BetaMapOuter SpacePlanets

Jaglan Beta
Planet mentioned when Fenchurch pulls the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy out of her bag. "The thing she took out of her bag was battered and travelworn as it had been hurled into prehistoric rivers, baked under the sun that shines so redly on the deserts of Kakrafoon, half-buried in the marbled sands that fringe the heady vapoured oceans of Santraginus V, frozen on the glaciers of the moon of Jaglan Beta, sat on, kicked around spaceships, scuffed and generally abused, and since its makers had thought that these were exactly the sorts of things that might happen to it, they had thoughtfully encased it in a sturdy plastic cover and written on it, in large friendly letters, the words Don't Panic."

25KakrafoonMapOuter SpacePlanets

Kakrafoon


26KrikkitMapOuter SpacePlanets

Krikkit
Planet where Arthur learned to fly and talk to birds.

27The Limitless Lightfields of FlanuxMapOuter SpaceInterstellar Objects

The Limitless Lightfields of Flanux
Location in space, behind which lies the Grey Binding Fiefdoms of Saxaquine, within which lies the star Zarss, around which orbits the planet Preliumtarn, home to the land of Sevorbeupstry, location of God's Final Message to His Creation.

28NausaliaMapOuter SpaceStar Systems

Nausalia
Star system mentioned in the data Ford had collected on Earth for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."Amphibious life forms from any of the worlds in the Swulling, Noxios or Nausalia systems will particularly enjoy the East River, which is said to be richer in those lovely life-giving nutrients then the finest and most virulent laboratory slime yet achieved."

29Noxios SystemMapOuter SpaceStar Systems

Noxios System
Star system mentioned in the data Ford had collected on Earth for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."Amphibious life forms from any of the worlds in the Swulling, Noxios or Nausalia systems will particularly enjoy the East River, which is said to be richer in those lovely life-giving nutrients then the finest and most virulent laboratory slime yet achieved."

30The Outside of the AsylumMapStructuresBuildings

The Outside of the Asylum
John Watson's house. "His house was called The Outside of the Asylum. His name was simply John Watson, though he preferred to be called - and some of his friends had now reluctantly agreed to this - Wonko the Sane."

31Pleiades EpsilonMapOuter SpaceStars

Pleiades Epsilon
Star that Ford mentions.

32Pleiades ZetaMapOuter SpaceStars

Pleiades Zeta
Star. "He gazed out into the inky night. The star the size of a brilliant biscuit crumb he could see in the distance was Zondostina, or as it was known on the world from which the rather stilted, sing-song voice was being received, Pleiades Zeta."

33Port SesefronMapOuter SpaceSpace Stations

Port Sesefron
Space station. "As his tiny little cigar tube of an escape craft zipped out on the beginning of its three-day journey to the orbiting space station Port Sesefron, it rode for a few seconds a long pencil-thin beam of radiation that was starting out on a longer journey still."

34PreliumtarnMapOuter SpacePlanets

Preliumtarn
Planet in Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J Gamma, location of God's Final Message to His Creation.

35Quentulus Quazgar MountainsMapNatureMountains

Quentulus Quazgar Mountains
Mountain range in the land of Sevorbeupstry on the planet Preliumtarn, Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J Gamma, location of God's Final Message to His Creation.

36Santraginus VMapOuter SpacePlanets

Santraginus V
Planet mentioned when Fenchurch pulls the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy out of her bag. "The thing she took out of her bag was battered and travelworn as it had been hurled into prehistoric rivers, baked under the sun that shines so redly on the deserts of Kakrafoon, half-buried in the marbled sands that fringe the heady vapoured oceans of Santraginus V, frozen on the glaciers of the moon of Jaglan Beta, sat on, kicked around spaceships, scuffed and generally abused, and since its makers had thought that these were exactly the sorts of things that might happen to it, they had thoughtfully encased it in a sturdy plastic cover and written on it, in large friendly letters, the words Don't Panic."

37Sassafrass MagnaMapOuter SpacePlanets

Sassafrass Magna
Planet that Ford mentions. Ford: "Beep, beep, beep is exactly what is being heard all over that guy's ship, while he sleeps, in the ice, going slowly round a little-known moon of Sesefras Magna. The London Speaking Clock!"

38Sesefras MagnaMapOuter SpacePlanets

Sesefras Magna
Giant gas planet. "The bright orange curve that filled over half the visible area was the giant gas planet Sesefras Magna, where the Xaxisian battleships docked, and just rising over its horizon was a small cool blue moon, Epun."

39SevorbeupstryMapGeographic AreasTerritories

Sevorbeupstry
Land on the planet Preliumtarn, Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J Gamma, location of God's Final Message to His Creation.

40Squornshellous ZetaMapOuter SpacePlanets

Squornshellous Zeta
Planet, home of living mattresses.

41Stegbartle MajorMapOuter SpaceStars

Stegbartle Major
Star in the constellation Fraz.

42Swulling SystemMapOuter SpaceStar Systems

Swulling System
Star system mentioned in the data Ford had collected on Earth for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."Amphibious life forms from any of the worlds in the Swulling, Noxios or Nausalia systems will particularly enjoy the East River, which is said to be richer in those lovely life-giving nutrients then the finest and most virulent laboratory slime yet achieved."

43XaxisMapOuter SpaceStars

Xaxis
Star.

44ZarssMapOuter SpaceStars

Zarss
Star, around which orbits the planet Preliumtarn, home to the land of Sevorbeupstry, location of God's Final Message to His Creation.

OTHER
45Altairan DollarOtherMoneyCurrency

Altairan Dollar
Currency that Ford mentions. Ford: "Listen, bud, if I had one Altairan dollar for every time I heard one bit of the Universe look at another bit of the Universe and say 'That's terrible' I wouldn't be sitting here like a lemon looking for a gin. But I haven't and I am. Anyway, what are you looking so placid and moon-eyed for? Are you in love?"

46Babel FishOtherLiving ThingsFish

Babel Fish
Translator fish that Arthur removes from his ear after his adventures off-Earth, and drops in a bowl of water in his house.

47The Campaign to Save the HumansOtherPlansInitiatives

The Campaign to Save the Humans
The dolphins' failed initiative to save the humans before the destruction of the Earth.

48FordOtherQuotesQuotes

Ford
Ford Prefect: Life is like a grapefruit... it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.

49Fuolornis Fire DragonsOtherLiving ThingsAnimals

Fuolornis Fire Dragons
Dragons with breath like a rocket booster and teeth like a park fence.

50Giant Silver RobotOtherQuotesQuotes

Giant Silver Robot
Giant Silver Robot: I come in peace. Take me to your Lizard.

51Greater Drubbered WintwockOtherLiving ThingsAnimals

Greater Drubbered Wintwock
Extinct creature from Stegbartle Major.

52MarvinOtherQuotesQuotes

Marvin
Marvin: I think I feel good about it.

53MattressOtherLiving ThingsAnimals

Mattress
Creature from the planet Squornshellous Zeta.

54Murray Bost HensonOtherQuotesQuotes

Murray Bost Henson
Murray Bost Henson: This man is the bee's knees, Arthur, he is the wasp's nipples. He is, I would go so far as to say, the entire set of erogenous zones of every major flying insect of the Western world. We're calling him the Rain God. Nice, eh?

55NarratorOtherQuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: Since he had left Denmark the previous afternoon, he had been through types 33 (light pricking drizzle which made the roads slippery), 39 (heavy spotting), 47 to 51 (vertical light drizzle through to sharply slanting light to moderate drizzle freshening), 87 and 88 (two finely distinguished varieties of vertical torrential downpour), 100 (post-downpour squalling, cold), all the seastorm types between 192 and 213 at once, 123, 124, 126, 127 (mild and intermediate cold gusting, regular and syncopated cab-drumming), 11 (breezy droplets), and now his least favourite of all, 17. Rain type 17 was a dirty blatter battering against his windscreen so hard that it didn't make much odds whether he had his wipers on or off.

56NarratorOtherQuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: What then? What happened next? And the answer is, of course, that the book ended. The next one didn't resume the story till five years later, and you can, claim some, take discretion too far. This Arthur Dent, comes the cry from the furthest reaches of the galaxy, and has even now been found inscribed on a mysterious deep space probe thought to originate from an alien galaxy at a distance too hideous to contemplate, what is he, man or mouse? Is he interested in nothing more than tea and the wider issues of life? Has he no spirit? has he no passion? Does he not, to put it in a nutshell, fuck?

57NarratorOtherQuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: If you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on the top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the first two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty beach robe you would then have something which didn't exactly look like John Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingly familiar.

58NarratorOtherQuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: It folded back on itself like something that Maurits C. Escher, had he been given to hard nights on the town, which is no part of this narrative's purpose to suggest was the case, though it is sometimes hard, looking at his pictures, particularly the one with the awkward steps, not to wonder, might have dreamed up after having been on one, for the little chandeliers which should have been hanging inside were on the outside pointing up.

59New Lifeform that Spontaneously Emerged ...OtherQuotesQuotes

New Lifeform that Spontaneously Emerged from the Extravagantly Polluted East River in Ford's Dream
New Lifeform That Spontaneously Emerged From The Extravagantly Polluted East River In Ford's Dream: Hi, I'm completely new to the Universe in all respects. Is there anything you can tell me?

60Press Conference AnnouncerOtherQuotesQuotes

Press Conference Announcer
Press Conference Announcer: I'm afraid I can't comment on the name Rain God at this present time, and we are calling him an example of a Spontaneous Para-Causal Meteorological Phenomenon.

61Press Conference AnnouncerOtherQuotesQuotes

Press Conference Announcer
Press Conference Announcer: Let's be straight here. If we find something we can't understand we like to call it something you can't understand, or indeed pronounce. I mean if we just let you go around calling him a Rain God, then that suggests that you know something we don't, and I'm afraid we couldn't have that. No, first we have to call it something which says it's ours, not yours, then we set about finding some way of proving it's not what you said it is, but something we say it is. And if it turns out that you're right, you'll still be wrong, because we will simply call him Supernormal, not paranormal or supernatural because you think you know what those mean now, no, a Supernormal Incremental Precipitation Inducer. We'll probably want to shove a Quasi in there somewhere to protect ourselves.

62Super-flyOtherLiving ThingsAnimals

Super-fly
A remarkable new breed designed by Blart Versenwald III that could, unaided, figure out how to fly through the open half of a half-open window.

63Untitled OtherThemesPleasantville


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64Wonko the SaneOtherQuotesQuotes

Wonko the Sane
Wonko The Sane: And in case it crossed your mind to wonder, as I can see how it possibly might, I am completely sane. Which is why I call myself Wonko the Sane, just to reassure people on this point.










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