ANGER MANAGEMENT
TV Series 2012. Created by Bruce Helford. Starring Charlie Sheen, Selma Blair, Shawnee Smith, Daniela Bobadilla, Noureen DeWulf, Michael Arden, Derek Richardson, Barry Corbin, Brian Austin Green and Laura Bell Bundy.
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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU
1The Abbey BBBNightlifeNightclubs

The Abbey
Nightclub.

2ACME Cigar BBBTobaccoCigars

ACME Cigar
Joke Charlie makes when Sean offers him a cigar. Charlie: "Let me guess, ACME brand?"

3Agent Provocateur BBBApparelClothing Stores

Agent Provocateur
Erotic clothing store mentions.

4The Alcoholics Anonymous Talent Show BBBEventsTalent Shows

The Alcoholics Anonymous Talent Show
Talent show where Jordan and Patrick perform her original song "Jose Mi Amor"

5Alpha Chi BBBEducationSororities

Alpha Chi
Jordan's sorority.

6American Pa-lease Association BBBOrganizationsProfessional Organizations

American Pa-lease Association
Joke Charlie makes when Reno Ventura from the American Psychological Association knocks on his door, because he thinks it's just another anger shill sent by Jordan.

7America's Top Designer BBBTelevisionTV Shows-Reality

America's Top Designer
Competitive reality TV show that Patrick films an audition tape for.

8The Artificial Hip-sters BBBMusicMusicians

The Artificial Hip-sters
Choir singing group.

9As Far Away as You Can Get Store BBBRetailStores

As Far Away as You Can Get Store
Store Charlie makes up in the airport.

10Ass, You Lick It BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Ass, You Lick It
Cleo starts a drama department in prison, with plans to perform Shakespeare inspired works.

11Beverly Hills Jewelers BBBApparelJewelry Stores

Beverly Hills Jewelers
Suspicious charge on Charlie's credit card account, from when Charlie bought an expensive watch while drunk.

12Big Guzzle BBBBeverage ProductsSoft Drinks

Big Guzzle
Anger Management version of Big Gulp fountain drink size that Charlie's new girlfriend drinks.

13Big Old Funky Butt BBBMusicSongs

Big Old Funky Butt
Funk song, either on the mix CD Now That's What I Call Funk Volume 3, or Now That's What I Call Funk Volume 4.

14Bits N Pieces BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Bits N Pieces
Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.



15Bonetown Express BBBTransportationTrains

Bonetown Express
Joke Jordan makes about what Charlie was going to say about her. Charlie: "What exactly was I going to say?" Jordan: "That I Gotta have it. That I wear Velcro clothes for easy access. That I like to get my ticket punched for the Bonetown Express. All aboard!" Charlie: "I would never say any of that. Except maybe Bonetown Express. That was kind of clever."

16The Boy Who Couldn't Cry BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

The Boy Who Couldn't Cry
The name of the play Charlie's prison patient Wayne writes.

17Captain Sugrrr BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Captain Sugrrr
Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.



18Champies BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Champies
Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.



19Charlie GoodsonBBBHealthcareTherapy

Charlie Goodson


20The Charlie Goodson Memorial Indoor Golf... BBBEventsSporting Events

The Charlie Goodson Memorial Indoor Golf Classic
Joke Sean makes about another game of golf on Charlie's pool table, after Charlie's gone.

21Charlie's World Famous Triple Brandy Fla... BBBMenuMixed Drinks

Charlie's World Famous Triple Brandy Flaming Ice Cream Shooters of Death
You no longer have to choose between getting drunk and having dessert.

22Chilis BBBMusicMusicians

Chilis
After mistaking a Rolling Stones cover band called Ruby Tuesdays featuring a bunch of guys who work at Ruby Tuesdays for the code name for a secret show by the actual Rolling Stones, Sean wonders if Chilis is actual the code name for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

23Cocoa Spheres BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Cocoa Spheres
Breakfast cereal from various episodes.

24ConEx BBBServicesShipping and Storage

ConEx
Joke Charlie makes after accidentally revealing that the plumber is an ex-con. Charlie: "Did I say ex-con? I meant to say that he works for ConEx. It's like FedEx, but only in Connecticut."

25Conversations with Idiots BBBLiteratureBooks

Conversations with Idiots
Book Brett the bartender says she's writing.

26Corn Shooters BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Corn Shooters
Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.



27Crispy Crunchy Cubes BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Crispy Crunchy Cubes
Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.



28Cuckooville Crazy Hut BBBHealthcareTherapy

Cuckooville Crazy Hut
Company name that the receptionist - and Charlie's probation officer's daughter - mentions when answering the phone at her father's office because she thought her friend was calling back. "Thank you for calling Cuckooville Crazy Hut. It's probably your mom's fault."

29Dallas Book Depository Sun Times BBBPeriodicalsNewspaper Times

Dallas Book Depository Sun Times
When Charlie has Ed pretend to be a reporter interviewing Will, he tells Will that Ed is from the Dallas Book Depository Sun Times.

30Dateline: Murder in a Van BBBTelevisionTV News

Dateline: Murder in a Van
Joke Jordan makes about Dateline. Jordan: "They should really call that show Dateline: Murder in a Van."

31Davon's Trophies BBBRetailSporting Goods Stores

Davon's Trophies
Where Nolan buys Ed's trophy.

32Determination BBBToysArcade Games

Determination
Pinball game Charlie rattles off about during a drunken haze.

33Dirty Filthy Liar BBBBeverage ProductsBeer

Dirty Filthy Liar
Beer that Charlie offers his father. Charlie: "Can l get you a beer?" Martin: "Sure." Charlie: "What do you got?" Martin: "Well, let's see. l've got Dirty Filthy Liar, My Dad's a Bastard, and a lager from Holland." Martin: "Still haven't gotten any Bud Light, huh?"

34Distinguished Gentlemen Executive Presti... BBBNightlifeStrip Clubs

Distinguished Gentlemen Executive Prestige Club
Strip club Charlies mentions, trying to make Jordan feel better when Sean gets a job at a strip club.

35Douche on a Stool BBBMusicMusicians

Douche on a Stool
Band name, from Joke Patrick makes to Lacey's music producer boyfriend.

36Downward Dog BBBBeauty CareFitness Centers

Downward Dog
Yoga studio/franchise opportunity Jen mentions.

37Dr. Blitzstein BBBHealthcareTherapy

Dr. Blitzstein
When Charlie's patients go looking for a new therapist, they visit Dr. Goldfarb, then Dr. Blitzstein, then Dr. Jewsenheimer or something - actually Jewsenhemer, and then Dr. Russell.



38Dr. Cody Bullwhip BBBHealthcareDoctors

Dr. Cody Bullwhip
Ed offers to play a doctor in the video of Lacey coming out of her coma.

39Dr. Everett BBBHealthcareTherapy

Dr. Everett
One of the psychiatrists at Charlie's hearing.

40Dr. Goldfarb BBBHealthcareTherapy

Dr. Goldfarb
When Charlie's patients go looking for a new therapist, they visit Dr. Goldfarb, then Dr. Blitzstein, then Dr. Jewsenheimer or something - actually Jewsenhemer, and then Dr. Russell.

41Dr. Higgins BBBHealthcareTherapy

Dr. Higgins
Sex surrogate therapist.

42Dr. Jewsenhemer BBBHealthcareTherapy

Dr. Jewsenhemer
When Charlie's patients go looking for a new therapist, they visit Dr. Goldfarb, then Dr. Blitzstein, then Dr. Jewsenheimer or something - actually Jewsenhemer, and then Dr. Russell. Dr. Jewsenhemer is also one of the psychiatrists at Charlie's hearing.

43Dr. Jordan DenbyBBBHealthcareTherapy

Dr. Jordan Denby
Charlie's partner in the study.

44Dr. Leslie Moore BBBHealthcareTherapy

Dr. Leslie Moore
Hope's psychopharmacologist.

45Dr. Murphy BBBHealthcareTherapy

Dr. Murphy
Charlie's old professor - and new psychiatrist.

46Dr. Randy BBBHealthcareTherapy

Dr. Randy
Marriage counselor / psychic therapist played by Michael Gross.

47Dr. Richter BBBHealthcareTherapy

Dr. Richter
One of the psychiatrists at Charlie's hearing.

48Dr. Rita Freudenburger BBBHealthcareTherapy

Dr. Rita Freudenburger


49Dr. Russell BBBHealthcareTherapy

Dr. Russell
When Charlie's patients go looking for a new therapist, they visit Dr. Goldfarb, then Dr. Blitzstein, then Dr. Jewsenheimer/Jewsenhemer, and finally Dr. Russell. Dr. Russell: "I think you two need to do a soul stare in the resolution circle... Stand up, face each other, hold hands, stare into each other's eyes, and apologize with your eyes."

50Dr. Woo BBBHealthcareTherapy

Dr. Woo
Charlie's new new anger management counselor.

51Dragons BBBSportsBaseball Teams

Dragons
Charlie's baseball team.

52Erica's Place BBBRetailGift Shops

Erica's Place
The gift shop where Erica, the virgin, works.

53Farm Fresh Milk BBBBeverage ProductsMilk

Farm Fresh Milk
Generic milk product.

54Fashion Prom BBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Fashion Prom


55Fillmore's Ice Cream Shop BBBDiningIce Cream Parlors

Fillmore's Ice Cream Shop
Where serial killer Wayne let his victims Clea Lambert go.

56The First Annual Goodson-Healey Indoor G... BBBEventsSporting Events

The First Annual Goodson-Healey Indoor Golf Classic
Sean and Charlie play golf on Charlie's pool table.

57Franchise Anonymous BBBHealthcareSupport Groups

Franchise Anonymous
Support group idea that Charlie suggests for Jen.

58French Cut BBBApparelClothing Stores

French Cut
Lingerie store where Nolan gets a new job and then when he gets in trouble for abusing his employee discount buying clothes for Lacey, he tells his manager the clothes are for him. But it turns it his manager is actually a crossdresser and invites Nolan to a crossdressing party.

59Fruit 'n Oats BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Fruit 'n Oats
Breakfast cereal.



60Fudge Flakes BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Fudge Flakes
Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.



61G.I. WAYNE BBBToysAction Figures

G.I. WAYNE
Joke Charlie makes about making money writing serial killer Wayne's life story - an action figure with super stabbing action.

62Galaxy-Payson Pharmaceuticals BBBIndustrial CompaniesPharmaceutical Companies

Galaxy-Payson Pharmaceuticals
Drug company Lacey starts working for. They also make peanut butter and nuclear submarines.

63Gary's Flowers and Donuts BBBRetailFlower Shops

Gary's Flowers and Donuts
Joke Charlie makes when Jordan rejects his peace offerings. Charlie: "So flowers make you sneeze. Donuts make you fat. What else can I possibly get you from Gary's Flowers and Donuts at the end of my street?"

64Girls Girls Girls BBBNightlifeStrip Clubs

Girls Girls Girls
Strip club that Nolan mentions, where he usually takes his limo passengers who want to go to a strip club.

65Girls Girls Girls and Wings BBBNightlifeStrip Clubs

Girls Girls Girls and Wings
Strip club that serves wings that Nolan mentions that gives you moist towelettes before you touch the girls.

66Gold Lagger BBBBeverage ProductsBeer

Gold Lagger
Beer Charlie and Martin drink.

67The Gold People BBBApparelJewelry Stores

The Gold People
TV commercial for company that buys gold.

68Golden Flakes BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Golden Flakes
Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.



69Grainy-Os BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Grainy-Os
Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.



70The Great Kushal BBBAmusementMagicians

The Great Kushal
Famous magician mentions - Charlie convinces Jen goes out with the guy in charge of the grant funding and he does magic tricks for her, says he trained under the Great Kushal.

71Green Goddesses BBBMaintenance ServicesHome Maintenance Services

Green Goddesses
Green cleaning service that employs hot girls - Franchise opportunity Jen mentions.

72Hall of Fame of Sex BBBEntertainmentMuseum Halls

Hall of Fame of Sex
Joke Charlie makes.

73Happy Whiskey Chew BBBBeverage ProductsAlcohol

Happy Whiskey Chew
Product Lindsay Lohan endorses. Also referred to as "#1 Happy Whiskey Chew". Slogan: "Yes, Chewing!"

74Heartfelt Sap BBBCinemaMovies

Heartfelt Sap
Movie poster that Charlie finds on the hidden wall behind his stalker's bed. The actor's faces are covered up with pictures of Charlie and his stalker.

75Heisler BeerBBBBeverage ProductsBeer

Heisler Beer
Beer product created by Independent Studio Services, from various episodes.

76Henry Pleads the Fifth BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Henry Pleads the Fifth
Cleo starts a drama department in prison, with plans to perform Shakespeare inspired works.

77Hillbilly Hand Fishing BBBTelevisionTV Shows-Reality

Hillbilly Hand Fishing
Reality TV show.

78Hold on to Your Hat BBBApparelClothing Stores

Hold on to Your Hat
Franchise opportunity Jen mentions.

79Homewrecking Skank Convention BBBEventsConventions and Seminars

Homewrecking Skank Convention


80Hook-up Island BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Hook-up Island


81How to Handle Your Dangler BBBLiteraturePrinted Matter

How to Handle Your Dangler
Pamphlet Jordan hands out at prison - "dangler" is a typo, should have been "anger"

82Hump N Pump BBBRetailGas Stations

Hump N Pump
Gas station Ed mentions - gas station with hookers that his grandfather owned when he was a pimp.

83Hypno Vest BBBApparelClothing Products

Hypno Vest
Vest that Ed rents for his wedding at Tux Warehouse.

84IndianGirlinaComa.com BBBOrganizationsCharities

IndianGirlinaComa.com
Lacey's charity scam. Patrick builds the website for her.

85Jay Mee Potato Chips BBBFood ProductsChips and Crackers

Jay Mee Potato Chips
Chips Kate eats.

86Jennifer GoodsonBBBServicesMiscellaneous Services

Jennifer Goodson
Jennifer becomes a life coach. Patrick is her only client.

87Jockstrap Tequila BBBBeverage ProductsAlcohol

Jockstrap Tequila
Prison alcohol product made by the Latin Lords gang.

88Jose Mi Amor BBBMusicSongs

Jose Mi Amor
Song, an original Denby by Jordan about Jose Cuervo, that Jordan and Patrick perform at the Alcoholics Anonymous Talent Show.

89Kaller Beer BBBBeverage ProductsBeer

Kaller Beer
Beer brand.

90Kate WalesBBBHealthcareTherapy

Kate Wales


91Kindred Hearts BBBCinemaMovies

Kindred Hearts
Movie poster that Charlie finds on the hidden wall behind his stalker's bed. The actor's faces are covered up with pictures of Charlie and his stalker.

92Kwami Limousine BBBTransportationLimousines

Kwami Limousine
Car service where Nolan works.

93L.A. Codgers BBBSportsBaseball Teams

L.A. Codgers
Los Angeles baseball team Charlie jokes about when his father suggests he go back to playing baseball.

94L.A. Limo Inspection Committee BBBOrganizationsProfessional Organizations

L.A. Limo Inspection Committee
When Nolan gets a call to pick up a client while driving the group around in his limo, they tell the client they are with the L.A. Limo Inspection Committee.

95The Lacey BBBApparelFootwear

The Lacey
Idea for a sandal Patrick comes up with for Lacey's new shoe company.

96Laugh Your Way to Success BBBEducationClasses

Laugh Your Way to Success
Psychology class Kate mentions.

97Leaving Las Vegas: The Musical BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Leaving Las Vegas: The Musical
The producer of Leaving Las Vegas: The Musical is an alcoholic in the audience at the Alcoholics Anonymous Talent Show.

98Lee's Coffee BBBDiningCoffeehouses

Lee's Coffee
Coffee shop.

99Legalzoom.com BBBMediaWebsites

Legalzoom.com
Website Ed consults about the fake lottery ticket Patrick gives him to trick him.

100Lizzie BBBMediaWebsites

Lizzie
A women-only site where they can rate the men we've been out with. "It's like Yelp for asswipes."

101Lobster Truckers BBBTelevisionTV Shows-Reality

Lobster Truckers
Reality TV show that Patrick mentions.

102Manure Blend BBBHome FurnishingLandscaping Tools

Manure Blend
Generic bag of manure product from when Jen makes Charlie fill Sean's car up with fertilizer.

103McKinley High School BBBEducationHigh Schools

McKinley High School
Jordan's high school from various episodes.

104The Merry PeasantBBBNightlifeNightclubs

The Merry Peasant
Bar where Brett works.

105Millennium Filth Can BBBVehiclesMotor Vehicles

Millennium Filth Can
Garbage dude James St. James' garbage truck.

106Mom Mart BBBApparelClothing Stores

Mom Mart
Lacey's new modeling job.

107Motel Rwanda BBBTravelMotels

Motel Rwanda
Joke Lacey makes when she meets Kwame, the now grown up poor African kid that Nolan's been sponsoring since he was eight years old. Lacey: "I wouldn't mind spending a couple hours with you at the Motel Rwanda."

108My Dad's a Bastard BBBBeverage ProductsBeer

My Dad's a Bastard
Beer Charlie offers his father. Charlie: "Can l get you a beer?" Martin: "Sure." Charlie: "What do you got?" Martin: "Well, let's see. l've got Dirty Filthy Liar, My Dad's a Bastard, and a lager from Holland." Martin: "Still haven't gotten any Bud Light, huh?"

109Nate's Diner BBBDiningDiners

Nate's Diner
Diner in Beloit where Charlie met his slump buster.

110Nolan-weed BBBDrugsMarijuana

Nolan-weed
Will smokes the marijuana he finds in the guest bedroom nightstand that Charlie's holding for Nolan. Charlie: "You are not prepared for Nolan-weed.

111Now That's What I Call Funk Volume 3 BBBMusicAlbums

Now That's What I Call Funk Volume 3
Sequel to the real life popular mix CD.

112Now That's What I Call Funk Volume 4 BBBMusicAlbums

Now That's What I Call Funk Volume 4
Sequel to the real life popular mix CD.

113Oakland Pathetics BBBSportsBaseball Teams

Oakland Pathetics
Baseball team Charlie jokes about when his father suggests he go back to playing baseball.

114Oats & O's BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Oats & O's
Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.



115Orgasm Magazine BBBPeriodicalsAdult Magazines

Orgasm Magazine
Joke Jordan makes while Charlie's meeting with someone about his idea for a prison re-entry program, because he wanted to publish the results of their sex study in Maxim. Jordan: "Selling something to Orgasm Magazine?"

116Our Lady of Let's All Look at Sean's Pac...BBBReligionReligious Organizations

Our Lady of Let's All Look at Sean's Package
Church Sean makes up in Charlie and Sean and the Battle of the Exes to describe the churchgoers that came out to see him when he got tricked into sitting naked in his car.

117Our Lady of Tears BBBReligionReligious Organizations

Our Lady of Tears
Joke Charlie makes about Sean masturbating in a church.

118The Pain Train BBBTransportationTrains

The Pain Train
Joke Ed makes when Charlie's father shows up at Charlie's family counseling session. Ed: "Welcome aboard the pain train Charlie Whoo! Whoo!"

119Parent Air Conditioning BBBServicesRental Services

Parent Air Conditioning
Company that rents portable air conditioning units - seen when Linday Lohan filming commercial.

120The Patrick Heel BBBApparelFootwear

The Patrick Heel
Idea for a shoe Patrick comes up with for Lacey's new shoe company.

121The Patrick Wedge BBBApparelFootwear

The Patrick Wedge
Idea for a shoe Patrick comes up with for Lacey's new shoe company.

122The Patrick BBBApparelFootwear

The Patrick
Idea for a sandal Patrick comes up with for Lacey's new shoe company.

123PatrickSinga4U.com BBBMediaWebsites

PatrickSinga4U.com
Website Patrick mentions after performing with Jordan at the Alcoholics Anonymous Talent Show.

124Perfect Sixes BBBNightlifeStrip Clubs

Perfect Sixes
One of the low end strip clubs with open management positions that Charlie mentions to Sean.

125The Perfection Collection BBBApparelClothing Products

The Perfection Collection
Patrick's clothing line.

126Personal Shopper Wars BBBTelevisionTV Shows-Reality

Personal Shopper Wars
Patrick's idea for his own hit reality show, hosted by him and Anderson Cooper.

127Pippa Middleton Oven Mitt BBBHome FurnishingKitchen Products

Pippa Middleton Oven Mitt
Product Charlie buys at Union Jack Collectibles, the British-themed store where he goes looking for a candle shaped like Winston Churchill after he gets blackmailed by Dr. Randy.

128Pitch 'n' Putt BBBAmusementMiniature Golf

Pitch 'n' Putt
Golf course mentioned by one of Charlie's patients.

129Plain But Nude BBBNightlifeStrip Clubs

Plain But Nude
One of the low end strip clubs with open management positions that Charlie mentions to Sean.

130Prestige Escort Service BBBServicesSex Services

Prestige Escort Service
Escort service. "We're so classy it's stupid"

131Prison Times BBBPeriodicalsNewspaper Times

Prison Times
Newspaper in the prison that reviews the Romeo and Juliet theater production.

132Proloft BBBDrugsMedicine

Proloft
Anti-Anxiety drug sold by Galaxy-Payson Pharmaceutical company. "Proloft may cause cognitive impairment, behavioral disinhibition, lack of coordination and hypotension. Do not mix with alcohol."

133Raisin Bran BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Raisin Bran
Generic cereal box on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.



134The Red Lion Tavern BBBDiningRestaurants

The Red Lion Tavern
Sign for sale at Union Jack Collectibles, the British-themed store where he goes looking for a candle shaped like Winston Churchill after he gets blackmailed by Dr. Randy.

135Redneck Ghost Hunters BBBTelevisionTV Shows-Reality

Redneck Ghost Hunters
Reality TV show that Patrick mentions.

136Riverside High School BBBEducationHigh Schools

Riverside High School
Where Patrick went to high school.

137Romeo in Joliet BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Romeo in Joliet
Cleo starts a drama department in prison, with plans to perform Shakespeare inspired works.

138Ruby Tuesdays BBBMusicMusicians

Ruby Tuesdays
Sean tells Charlie that the Rolling Stones are playing a secret show at the Roxy under the name Ruby Tuesdays, but it turns out to be a bunch of guys who work at Ruby Tuesday's doing covers of Rolling Stones songs.

139Sabrina's Satin Surrender BBBLiteratureNovels

Sabrina's Satin Surrender
Romance novel from the acclaimed author of Southern Heat.

140SeanHealeyisacheatingdouchebag.com BBBMediaWebsites

SeanHealeyisacheatingdouchebag.com
Website Lacey sets up.

141SeanHealeyisacheatingdouchebag.gov BBBMediaWebsites

SeanHealeyisacheatingdouchebag.gov
Website Lacey sets up.

142SeanHealeyisacheatingdouchebag.net BBBMediaWebsites

SeanHealeyisacheatingdouchebag.net
Website Lacey sets up.

143SeanHealeyisacheatingdouchebag.tv BBBMediaWebsites

SeanHealeyisacheatingdouchebag.tv
Website Lacey sets up.

144Share-a-keet BBBPetsPet Services

Share-a-keet
Terrible business investment decision Charlie reminds Jen about - for people who don't want the burden of caring for a parakeet full time.

145The Shaved Fox BBBNightlifeStrip Clubs

The Shaved Fox
Strip club where Sean gets a job.

146She's Using You BBBCinemaMovies

She's Using You
Movie starring Tom Cruise that Charlie makes up.

147Silence BBBNightlifeNightclubs

Silence
Nightclub that Lacey makes up.

148Sleeping with a Lesbian for Money BBBCinemaMovies

Sleeping with a Lesbian for Money
Movie Charlie makes up. "It's like The Hangover, but with lesbians."

149Snowboarders for the Lord BBBReligionReligious Organizations

Snowboarders for the Lord
Group in the airport.

150Sober Companion Barbie BBBToysDolls

Sober Companion Barbie
Name Lacey calls Jordan when Jordan tells her she has a drinking problem. Lacey: "Yeah, I have a problem. I'm getting smothered by Sober Companion Barbie."

151Southern Heat BBBLiteratureNovels

Southern Heat
Romance novel - mentioned of cover of Sabrina's Satin Surrender.

152Soy Flakes BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Soy Flakes
Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.



153Street Cycle BBBPeriodicalsMagazines

Street Cycle
Magazine that Charlie's ex-wife's new boyfriend reads.

154Strippers-for-Less BBBNightlifeStrip Clubs

Strippers-for-Less
One of the low end strip clubs with open management positions that Charlie mentions to Sean.

155Sun Valley Savings & Loan BBBFinancial CompaniesBanks

Sun Valley Savings & Loan
Charlie's bank, where he drops his pants to protest the bank's anti-pajamas dress code.

156Swamp Wars BBBTelevisionTV Shows-Reality

Swamp Wars
Reality TV show that Patrick mentions.

157Tarzana Methodist Church BBBReligionChurches

Tarzana Methodist Church
Lacey's church.

158Tavern BBBNightlifeTaverns

Tavern
Seen during commercial Lindsay is filming.

159The Temptress BBBApparelClothing Products

The Temptress
Lingerie clothing product for sale at French Cut.

160Testoster-gel BBBDrugsMedicine

Testoster-gel
Testosterone booster product Lacey gets Ed hooked on. "It totally rips your bod"

161Thanksgiving Everyday BBBDiningFood Trucks

Thanksgiving Everyday
Food truck Charlie's ex-wife buys.

162The Things Dudes Shouldn't Expect from O... BBBRetailStores

The Things Dudes Shouldn't Expect from Other Dudes Store
Joke Charlie makes when Sean asks about his birthday gift. Charlie: "It's still on layaway at the Things Dudes Shouldn't Expect from Other Dudes store."

163Toastie Bun Buns BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Toastie Bun Buns
Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.



164Tortilla Chips BBBFood ProductsChips and Crackers

Tortilla Chips
Generic chip bag Charlie's dad eats.

165Tramps Without Stamps BBBHealthcareMedical Services

Tramps Without Stamps
Tattoo removal service Charlie's ex-patient Hope started.

166Tux Warehouse BBBApparelClothing Stores

Tux Warehouse
Where Ed rents his tuxedo for his wedding.

167Union Jack Collectibles BBBRetailGift Shops

Union Jack Collectibles
The British-themed store where Charlie goes looking for a candle shaped like Winston Churchill after he gets blackmailed by Dr. Randy.

168Vanicures BBBBeauty CareNail Salons

Vanicures
Mobile manicure business Jen tries to get Charlie to invest.

169Very Berry Berry BBBDiningFrozen Yogurt Shops

Very Berry Berry
Halle Berry's frozen yogurt store. Lacey: "Oh, I saw that when I accidently watched the news before I switched over to E! Did you guys know that Halle Berry's opening a yogurt store? It's called Very Berry Berry."

170The Wales Goodson Study BBBLiteratureBooks

The Wales Goodson Study
Charlie and Kate's sex study.

171Wildcats BBBSportsBaseball Teams

Wildcats
Charlie's daughter Sam's high school mascot.



172Wiley's BBBFood ProductsChips and Crackers

Wiley's
Potato chips Charlie's neighbor brings over.

173Wings Wings Wings BBBDiningRestaurants

Wings Wings Wings
Restaurant that Nolan mentions.

174Workboot Warehouse BBBApparelClothing Stores

Workboot Warehouse
Shoe store mentioned by one of Charlie's patients in.

175Yummy Time Frozen Yogurt BBBDiningFrozen Yogurt Shops

Yummy Time Frozen Yogurt
Where Nolan meets the woman he's been talking to online, which turns out to be an 8 year old girl.

176ZZZ's CoffeeBBBDiningCoffeehouses

ZZZ's Coffee


177'07 Toilet Tank Chardonnay BBBBeverage ProductsWine

'07 Toilet Tank Chardonnay
One of Wayne's fine handcrafted prison wines.

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178The Garbage Building MapStructuresBuildings

The Garbage Building
Joke Charlie makes about the Department of Sanitation. Charlie: "I guess I just have to go down there and file a complaint in person at the Where does one go? The garbage building? The Hall of Trash?"

179The Hall of Trash MapStructuresHalls

The Hall of Trash
Joke Charlie makes about the Department of Sanitation. Charlie: "I guess I just have to go down there and file a complaint in person at the Where does one go? The garbage building? The Hall of Trash?"

180Nuru MapOuter SpacePlanets

Nuru
Charlie's neighbor goes to Comic Con as the mutant king of planet Nuru.

181Pussy Town MapUrban AreasCities

Pussy Town
Where Wayne's play The Boy Who Couldn't Cry takes place.

182Stay-out-of-My-Sister's-Pantsville, Illi... MapUrban AreasCities-Joke

Stay-out-of-My-Sister's-Pantsville, Illinois
Joke Sean makes when Charlie asks him where his sister is coming in from. Sean: "She lives in Stay-out-of-My-Sister's-Pantsville, Illinois."

183Wasn't-Even-an-Issue-Until-You-Brought-i... MapUrban AreasCities-Joke

Wasn't-Even-an-Issue-Until-You-Brought-it-Upberg
Joke Charlie makes when he asks Sean where his sister is coming in from and Sean tells him that she lives in Stay-out-of-My-Sister's-Pantsville, Illinois. Charlie: "Really? Because I'm from Wasn't-Even-an-Issue-Until-You-Brought-it-Upberg."

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184The Austin Mangler OtherCriminalsSerial Killers

The Austin Mangler
Charlie's serial killer patient Wayne.

185Certificate of Copulation OtherRecognitionAwards

Certificate of Copulation
Certificate Jordan has at the prison - "copulation" is a typo, should have been "completion"

186Charlie OtherQuotesQuotes

Charlie
Charlie: Focusing on chopping up this apple has allowed me to drop my defenses and tell the truth. Now you can put the apple slices of honesty into the pitcher of healing.

187Charlie OtherQuotesQuotes

Charlie
Charlie: That was just to kill the sexual tension. You know sexual tension costs small businesses over $5 billion a year? I was just being fiscally responsible.

188Charlie OtherQuotesQuotes

Charlie
Charlie: I guess it goes back to that old saying, A sleeping bear is just a pillow if you don't wake it up.

189Charlie OtherQuotesQuotes

Charlie
Charlie: Not sure if you know, but 'grief-stricken' comes from the German, 'greifstracken', which means to grieve violently.

190Charlie & Sean OtherQuotesQuotes

Charlie & Sean
Charlie: What is up with you?
Sean: Up with me? Nothing is up with me. It is you with whom things are up.
Charlie: Okay, now I know something is going on. You just used the word 'whom' properly.


191Charlie & Sean OtherQuotesQuotes

Charlie & Sean
Charlie: But why would she tell me not to sleep with her?
Sean: I don't know. It's some reverse cowgirl psychology.
Charlie: Reverse psychology.
Sean: Whatever, dude. If you wanna take the fun out of it.


192Cheetos and Tobacco Baklava OtherRecipesFood Recipes

Cheetos and Tobacco Baklava
Dish the Latin Lords gave Wayne's Aryan gang as part of the truce.

193Dr. Russell OtherQuotesQuotes

Dr. Russell
Dr. Russell: I think you two need to do a soul stare in the resolution circle... Stand up, face each other, hold hands, stare into each other's eyes, and apologize with your eyes.

194Ed OtherQuotesQuotes

Ed
Ed: I'm going to make this real easy. You get in my car and I'm going to drive you to the loony bin and get you zip-zapped.

195Ed OtherQuotesQuotes

Ed
Ed: Boy, did you eat the whole bowl of stupid this morning?

196Ed OtherQuotesQuotes

Ed
Ed: I'm starting to think this is not therapy. I think we're making you sangria.

197Ed OtherQuotesQuotes

Ed
Ed: Welcome aboard the pain train Charlie Whoo! Whoo!

198Ed, Charlie, Lacey & Patrick OtherQuotesQuotes

Ed, Charlie, Lacey & Patrick
Ed: You lose your car keys under a pile of strippers again?
Charlie: It's not a pile of strippers. The correct term is a gaggle of strippers.
Lacey: I thought it was a pride of strippers.
Patrick: No, it's a pride of hookers, a gaggle of strippers, and a swarm of MILFs.


199Jordan OtherQuotesQuotes

Jordan
Jordan: I will pop your boobs.

200Jordan OtherQuotesQuotes

Jordan
Jordan: This is so typical of my sister. I was born right on time. Then she was born three hours later with an umbilical cord wrapped around her neck. Look at me, my face is blue.

201Jordan OtherQuotesQuotes

Jordan
Jordan: It's my medicine. It helps me keep my feelings inside.

202Latin Lords OtherCriminalsGangs

Latin Lords
Prison gang making wine, now competing with Wayne's fine handcrafted prison wines and spirits.

203Le Problemo De La Bangarama OtherLanguageSexual Jargon

Le Problemo De La Bangarama
Joke somebody makes about Charlie's women problems: "The French has a name for this kind of problem. It's called 'Le problemo de la bangarama.'"

204The London Bridge OtherLanguageSexual Jargon

The London Bridge
One of Charlie's nicknames for a two guys, one girl three-way that he mentions to Sean after a girl offers to have sex with both of them. Charlie: "So are we going to do this? You mean the London Bridge? The push me, pull you? The two hot dogs on a bun?"

205Nolan OtherQuotesQuotes

Nolan
Nolan: Well, it's like my grandpappy used to say... If a possum has your brownies, don't ask if he's sleeping or dead, just get your brownies back and walk away.

206Oh, My God, I'd Rather Take a Bath with ... OtherMatterColors

Oh, My God, I'd Rather Take a Bath with a Hair Dryer Than Listen to This Putz
Joke Charlie makes when Dr. Woo, his new anger management counselor, asks the group what color is anger? "Is 'Oh, my God, I'd rather take a bath with a hair dryer than listen to this putz' a color?"

207The Push Me, Pull You OtherLanguageSexual Jargon

The Push Me, Pull You
One of Charlie's nicknames for a two guys, one girl three-way that he mentions to Sean after a girl offers to have sex with both of them. Charlie: "So are we going to do this? You mean the London Bridge? The push me, pull you? The two hot dogs on a bun?"

208Sanjay OtherQuotesQuotes

Sanjay
Sanjay (Lacey's Father): When I get back, the two of you better have made up. We do not fight in this family. We blackmail, we backstab, we slowly poison, but we do not fight.

209Sean OtherQuotesQuotes

Sean
Sean: Did Miss Congeniality just invite us upstairs to double-team her?

210The Two Hot Dogs on a Bun OtherLanguageSexual Jargon

The Two Hot Dogs on a Bun
One of Charlie's nicknames for a two guys, one girl three-way that he mentions to Sean after a girl offers to have sex with both of them. Charlie: "So are we going to do this? You mean the London Bridge? The push me, pull you? The two hot dogs on a bun?"

211Untitled OtherThemesGray Eagle


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212Warden Hartley OtherQuotesQuotes

Warden Hartley
Warden Hartley: Would you be interested in - what's the German word for it - 'resumen-der-boinken'?

213World Class Jackass OtherRecognitionAwards

World Class Jackass
Award Patrick gives Ed for his 1,000th racial slur he says in group.


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