ANGER MANAGEMENT TV Series 2012. Created by Bruce Helford. Starring Charlie Sheen, Selma Blair, Shawnee Smith, Daniela Bobadilla, Noureen DeWulf, Michael Arden, Derek Richardson, Barry Corbin, Brian Austin Green and Laura Bell Bundy.

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Total Records: 213 - Medium: TV SERIES

#	Record Name	Group	Category	Subcategory
BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU
1	The Abbey	BBB	Nightlife	Nightclubs
	The Abbey Nightclub.
2	ACME Cigar	BBB	Tobacco	Cigars
	ACME Cigar Joke Charlie makes when Sean offers him a cigar. Charlie: "Let me guess, ACME brand?"
3	Agent Provocateur	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	Agent Provocateur Erotic clothing store mentions.
4	The Alcoholics Anonymous Talent Show	BBB	Events	Talent Shows
	The Alcoholics Anonymous Talent Show Talent show where Jordan and Patrick perform her original song "Jose Mi Amor"
5	Alpha Chi	BBB	Education	Sororities
	Alpha Chi Jordan's sorority.
6	American Pa-lease Association	BBB	Organizations	Professional Organizations
	American Pa-lease Association Joke Charlie makes when Reno Ventura from the American Psychological Association knocks on his door, because he thinks it's just another anger shill sent by Jordan.
7	America's Top Designer	BBB	Television	TV Shows-Reality
	America's Top Designer Competitive reality TV show that Patrick films an audition tape for.
8	The Artificial Hip-sters	BBB	Music	Musicians
	The Artificial Hip-sters Choir singing group.
9	As Far Away as You Can Get Store	BBB	Retail	Stores
	As Far Away as You Can Get Store Store Charlie makes up in the airport.
10	Ass, You Lick It	BBB	Entertainment	Theater Productions
	Ass, You Lick It Cleo starts a drama department in prison, with plans to perform Shakespeare inspired works.
11	Beverly Hills Jewelers	BBB	Apparel	Jewelry Stores
	Beverly Hills Jewelers Suspicious charge on Charlie's credit card account, from when Charlie bought an expensive watch while drunk.
12	Big Guzzle	BBB	Beverage Products	Soft Drinks
	Big Guzzle Anger Management version of Big Gulp fountain drink size that Charlie's new girlfriend drinks.
13	Big Old Funky Butt	BBB	Music	Songs
	Big Old Funky Butt Funk song, either on the mix CD Now That's What I Call Funk Volume 3, or Now That's What I Call Funk Volume 4.
14	Bits N Pieces	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Bits N Pieces Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.
3	Bonetown Express	BBB	Transportation	Trains
	Bonetown Express Joke Jordan makes about what Charlie was going to say about her. Charlie: "What exactly was I going to say?" Jordan: "That I Gotta have it. That I wear Velcro clothes for easy access. That I like to get my ticket punched for the Bonetown Express. All aboard!" Charlie: "I would never say any of that. Except maybe Bonetown Express. That was kind of clever."
4	The Boy Who Couldn't Cry	BBB	Entertainment	Theater Productions
	The Boy Who Couldn't Cry The name of the play Charlie's prison patient Wayne writes.
5	Captain Sugrrr	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Captain Sugrrr Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.
3	Champies	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Champies Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.
3	Charlie Goodson	BBB	Healthcare	Therapy
	Charlie Goodson
4	The Charlie Goodson Memorial Indoor Golf...	BBB	Events	Sporting Events
	The Charlie Goodson Memorial Indoor Golf Classic Joke Sean makes about another game of golf on Charlie's pool table, after Charlie's gone.
5	Charlie's World Famous Triple Brandy Fla...	BBB	Menu	Mixed Drinks
	Charlie's World Famous Triple Brandy Flaming Ice Cream Shooters of Death You no longer have to choose between getting drunk and having dessert.
6	Chilis	BBB	Music	Musicians
	Chilis After mistaking a Rolling Stones cover band called Ruby Tuesdays featuring a bunch of guys who work at Ruby Tuesdays for the code name for a secret show by the actual Rolling Stones, Sean wonders if Chilis is actual the code name for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
7	Cocoa Spheres	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Cocoa Spheres Breakfast cereal from various episodes.
8	ConEx	BBB	Services	Shipping and Storage
	ConEx Joke Charlie makes after accidentally revealing that the plumber is an ex-con. Charlie: "Did I say ex-con? I meant to say that he works for ConEx. It's like FedEx, but only in Connecticut."
9	Conversations with Idiots	BBB	Literature	Books
	Conversations with Idiots Book Brett the bartender says she's writing.
10	Corn Shooters	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Corn Shooters Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.
3	Crispy Crunchy Cubes	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Crispy Crunchy Cubes Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.
3	Cuckooville Crazy Hut	BBB	Healthcare	Therapy
	Cuckooville Crazy Hut Company name that the receptionist - and Charlie's probation officer's daughter - mentions when answering the phone at her father's office because she thought her friend was calling back. "Thank you for calling Cuckooville Crazy Hut. It's probably your mom's fault."
4	Dallas Book Depository Sun Times	BBB	Periodicals	Newspaper Times
	Dallas Book Depository Sun Times When Charlie has Ed pretend to be a reporter interviewing Will, he tells Will that Ed is from the Dallas Book Depository Sun Times.
5	Dateline: Murder in a Van	BBB	Television	TV News
	Dateline: Murder in a Van Joke Jordan makes about Dateline. Jordan: "They should really call that show Dateline: Murder in a Van."
6	Davon's Trophies	BBB	Retail	Sporting Goods Stores
	Davon's Trophies Where Nolan buys Ed's trophy.
7	Determination	BBB	Toys	Arcade Games
	Determination Pinball game Charlie rattles off about during a drunken haze.
8	Dirty Filthy Liar	BBB	Beverage Products	Beer
	Dirty Filthy Liar Beer that Charlie offers his father. Charlie: "Can l get you a beer?" Martin: "Sure." Charlie: "What do you got?" Martin: "Well, let's see. l've got Dirty Filthy Liar, My Dad's a Bastard, and a lager from Holland." Martin: "Still haven't gotten any Bud Light, huh?"
9	Distinguished Gentlemen Executive Presti...	BBB	Nightlife	Strip Clubs
	Distinguished Gentlemen Executive Prestige Club Strip club Charlies mentions, trying to make Jordan feel better when Sean gets a job at a strip club.
10	Douche on a Stool	BBB	Music	Musicians
	Douche on a Stool Band name, from Joke Patrick makes to Lacey's music producer boyfriend.
11	Downward Dog	BBB	Beauty Care	Fitness Centers
	Downward Dog Yoga studio/franchise opportunity Jen mentions.
12	Dr. Blitzstein	BBB	Healthcare	Therapy
	Dr. Blitzstein When Charlie's patients go looking for a new therapist, they visit Dr. Goldfarb, then Dr. Blitzstein, then Dr. Jewsenheimer or something - actually Jewsenhemer, and then Dr. Russell.
3	Dr. Cody Bullwhip	BBB	Healthcare	Doctors
	Dr. Cody Bullwhip Ed offers to play a doctor in the video of Lacey coming out of her coma.
4	Dr. Everett	BBB	Healthcare	Therapy
	Dr. Everett One of the psychiatrists at Charlie's hearing.
5	Dr. Goldfarb	BBB	Healthcare	Therapy
	Dr. Goldfarb When Charlie's patients go looking for a new therapist, they visit Dr. Goldfarb, then Dr. Blitzstein, then Dr. Jewsenheimer or something - actually Jewsenhemer, and then Dr. Russell.
6	Dr. Higgins	BBB	Healthcare	Therapy
	Dr. Higgins Sex surrogate therapist.
7	Dr. Jewsenhemer	BBB	Healthcare	Therapy
	Dr. Jewsenhemer When Charlie's patients go looking for a new therapist, they visit Dr. Goldfarb, then Dr. Blitzstein, then Dr. Jewsenheimer or something - actually Jewsenhemer, and then Dr. Russell. Dr. Jewsenhemer is also one of the psychiatrists at Charlie's hearing.
8	Dr. Jordan Denby	BBB	Healthcare	Therapy
	Dr. Jordan Denby Charlie's partner in the study.
9	Dr. Leslie Moore	BBB	Healthcare	Therapy
	Dr. Leslie Moore Hope's psychopharmacologist.
10	Dr. Murphy	BBB	Healthcare	Therapy
	Dr. Murphy Charlie's old professor - and new psychiatrist.
11	Dr. Randy	BBB	Healthcare	Therapy
	Dr. Randy Marriage counselor / psychic therapist played by Michael Gross.
12	Dr. Richter	BBB	Healthcare	Therapy
	Dr. Richter One of the psychiatrists at Charlie's hearing.
13	Dr. Rita Freudenburger	BBB	Healthcare	Therapy
	Dr. Rita Freudenburger
14	Dr. Russell	BBB	Healthcare	Therapy
	Dr. Russell When Charlie's patients go looking for a new therapist, they visit Dr. Goldfarb, then Dr. Blitzstein, then Dr. Jewsenheimer/Jewsenhemer, and finally Dr. Russell. Dr. Russell: "I think you two need to do a soul stare in the resolution circle... Stand up, face each other, hold hands, stare into each other's eyes, and apologize with your eyes."
15	Dr. Woo	BBB	Healthcare	Therapy
	Dr. Woo Charlie's new new anger management counselor.
16	Dragons	BBB	Sports	Baseball Teams
	Dragons Charlie's baseball team.
17	Erica's Place	BBB	Retail	Gift Shops
	Erica's Place The gift shop where Erica, the virgin, works.
18	Farm Fresh Milk	BBB	Beverage Products	Milk
	Farm Fresh Milk Generic milk product.
19	Fashion Prom	BBB	Periodicals	Magazines
	Fashion Prom
20	Fillmore's Ice Cream Shop	BBB	Dining	Ice Cream Parlors
	Fillmore's Ice Cream Shop Where serial killer Wayne let his victims Clea Lambert go.
21	The First Annual Goodson-Healey Indoor G...	BBB	Events	Sporting Events
	The First Annual Goodson-Healey Indoor Golf Classic Sean and Charlie play golf on Charlie's pool table.
22	Franchise Anonymous	BBB	Healthcare	Support Groups
	Franchise Anonymous Support group idea that Charlie suggests for Jen.
23	French Cut	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	French Cut Lingerie store where Nolan gets a new job and then when he gets in trouble for abusing his employee discount buying clothes for Lacey, he tells his manager the clothes are for him. But it turns it his manager is actually a crossdresser and invites Nolan to a crossdressing party.
24	Fruit 'n Oats	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Fruit 'n Oats Breakfast cereal.
3	Fudge Flakes	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Fudge Flakes Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.
3	G.I. WAYNE	BBB	Toys	Action Figures
	G.I. WAYNE Joke Charlie makes about making money writing serial killer Wayne's life story - an action figure with super stabbing action.
4	Galaxy-Payson Pharmaceuticals	BBB	Industrial Companies	Pharmaceutical Companies
	Galaxy-Payson Pharmaceuticals Drug company Lacey starts working for. They also make peanut butter and nuclear submarines.
5	Gary's Flowers and Donuts	BBB	Retail	Flower Shops
	Gary's Flowers and Donuts Joke Charlie makes when Jordan rejects his peace offerings. Charlie: "So flowers make you sneeze. Donuts make you fat. What else can I possibly get you from Gary's Flowers and Donuts at the end of my street?"
6	Girls Girls Girls	BBB	Nightlife	Strip Clubs
	Girls Girls Girls Strip club that Nolan mentions, where he usually takes his limo passengers who want to go to a strip club.
7	Girls Girls Girls and Wings	BBB	Nightlife	Strip Clubs
	Girls Girls Girls and Wings Strip club that serves wings that Nolan mentions that gives you moist towelettes before you touch the girls.
8	Gold Lagger	BBB	Beverage Products	Beer
	Gold Lagger Beer Charlie and Martin drink.
9	The Gold People	BBB	Apparel	Jewelry Stores
	The Gold People TV commercial for company that buys gold.
10	Golden Flakes	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Golden Flakes Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.
3	Grainy-Os	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Grainy-Os Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.
3	The Great Kushal	BBB	Amusement	Magicians
	The Great Kushal Famous magician mentions - Charlie convinces Jen goes out with the guy in charge of the grant funding and he does magic tricks for her, says he trained under the Great Kushal.
4	Green Goddesses	BBB	Maintenance Services	Home Maintenance Services
	Green Goddesses Green cleaning service that employs hot girls - Franchise opportunity Jen mentions.
5	Hall of Fame of Sex	BBB	Entertainment	Museum Halls
	Hall of Fame of Sex Joke Charlie makes.
6	Happy Whiskey Chew	BBB	Beverage Products	Alcohol
	Happy Whiskey Chew Product Lindsay Lohan endorses. Also referred to as "#1 Happy Whiskey Chew". Slogan: "Yes, Chewing!"
7	Heartfelt Sap	BBB	Cinema	Movies
	Heartfelt Sap Movie poster that Charlie finds on the hidden wall behind his stalker's bed. The actor's faces are covered up with pictures of Charlie and his stalker.
8	Heisler Beer	BBB	Beverage Products	Beer
	Heisler Beer Beer product created by Independent Studio Services, from various episodes.
9	Henry Pleads the Fifth	BBB	Entertainment	Theater Productions
	Henry Pleads the Fifth Cleo starts a drama department in prison, with plans to perform Shakespeare inspired works.
10	Hillbilly Hand Fishing	BBB	Television	TV Shows-Reality
	Hillbilly Hand Fishing Reality TV show.
11	Hold on to Your Hat	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	Hold on to Your Hat Franchise opportunity Jen mentions.
12	Homewrecking Skank Convention	BBB	Events	Conventions and Seminars
	Homewrecking Skank Convention
13	Hook-up Island	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Hook-up Island
14	How to Handle Your Dangler	BBB	Literature	Printed Matter
	How to Handle Your Dangler Pamphlet Jordan hands out at prison - "dangler" is a typo, should have been "anger"
15	Hump N Pump	BBB	Retail	Gas Stations
	Hump N Pump Gas station Ed mentions - gas station with hookers that his grandfather owned when he was a pimp.
16	Hypno Vest	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Products
	Hypno Vest Vest that Ed rents for his wedding at Tux Warehouse.
17	IndianGirlinaComa.com	BBB	Organizations	Charities
	IndianGirlinaComa.com Lacey's charity scam. Patrick builds the website for her.
18	Jay Mee Potato Chips	BBB	Food Products	Chips and Crackers
	Jay Mee Potato Chips Chips Kate eats.
19	Jennifer Goodson	BBB	Services	Miscellaneous Services
	Jennifer Goodson Jennifer becomes a life coach. Patrick is her only client.
20	Jockstrap Tequila	BBB	Beverage Products	Alcohol
	Jockstrap Tequila Prison alcohol product made by the Latin Lords gang.
21	Jose Mi Amor	BBB	Music	Songs
	Jose Mi Amor Song, an original Denby by Jordan about Jose Cuervo, that Jordan and Patrick perform at the Alcoholics Anonymous Talent Show.
22	Kaller Beer	BBB	Beverage Products	Beer
	Kaller Beer Beer brand.
23	Kate Wales	BBB	Healthcare	Therapy
	Kate Wales
24	Kindred Hearts	BBB	Cinema	Movies
	Kindred Hearts Movie poster that Charlie finds on the hidden wall behind his stalker's bed. The actor's faces are covered up with pictures of Charlie and his stalker.
25	Kwami Limousine	BBB	Transportation	Limousines
	Kwami Limousine Car service where Nolan works.
26	L.A. Codgers	BBB	Sports	Baseball Teams
	L.A. Codgers Los Angeles baseball team Charlie jokes about when his father suggests he go back to playing baseball.
27	L.A. Limo Inspection Committee	BBB	Organizations	Professional Organizations
	L.A. Limo Inspection Committee When Nolan gets a call to pick up a client while driving the group around in his limo, they tell the client they are with the L.A. Limo Inspection Committee.
28	The Lacey	BBB	Apparel	Footwear
	The Lacey Idea for a sandal Patrick comes up with for Lacey's new shoe company.
29	Laugh Your Way to Success	BBB	Education	Classes
	Laugh Your Way to Success Psychology class Kate mentions.
30	Leaving Las Vegas: The Musical	BBB	Entertainment	Theater Productions
	Leaving Las Vegas: The Musical The producer of Leaving Las Vegas: The Musical is an alcoholic in the audience at the Alcoholics Anonymous Talent Show.
31	Lee's Coffee	BBB	Dining	Coffeehouses
	Lee's Coffee Coffee shop.
32	Legalzoom.com	BBB	Media	Websites
	Legalzoom.com Website Ed consults about the fake lottery ticket Patrick gives him to trick him.
33	Lizzie	BBB	Media	Websites
	Lizzie A women-only site where they can rate the men we've been out with. "It's like Yelp for asswipes."
34	Lobster Truckers	BBB	Television	TV Shows-Reality
	Lobster Truckers Reality TV show that Patrick mentions.
35	Manure Blend	BBB	Home Furnishing	Landscaping Tools
	Manure Blend Generic bag of manure product from when Jen makes Charlie fill Sean's car up with fertilizer.
36	McKinley High School	BBB	Education	High Schools
	McKinley High School Jordan's high school from various episodes.
37	The Merry Peasant	BBB	Nightlife	Nightclubs
	The Merry Peasant Bar where Brett works.
38	Millennium Filth Can	BBB	Vehicles	Motor Vehicles
	Millennium Filth Can Garbage dude James St. James' garbage truck.
39	Mom Mart	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	Mom Mart Lacey's new modeling job.
40	Motel Rwanda	BBB	Travel	Motels
	Motel Rwanda Joke Lacey makes when she meets Kwame, the now grown up poor African kid that Nolan's been sponsoring since he was eight years old. Lacey: "I wouldn't mind spending a couple hours with you at the Motel Rwanda."
41	My Dad's a Bastard	BBB	Beverage Products	Beer
	My Dad's a Bastard Beer Charlie offers his father. Charlie: "Can l get you a beer?" Martin: "Sure." Charlie: "What do you got?" Martin: "Well, let's see. l've got Dirty Filthy Liar, My Dad's a Bastard, and a lager from Holland." Martin: "Still haven't gotten any Bud Light, huh?"
42	Nate's Diner	BBB	Dining	Diners
	Nate's Diner Diner in Beloit where Charlie met his slump buster.
43	Nolan-weed	BBB	Drugs	Marijuana
	Nolan-weed Will smokes the marijuana he finds in the guest bedroom nightstand that Charlie's holding for Nolan. Charlie: "You are not prepared for Nolan-weed.
44	Now That's What I Call Funk Volume 3	BBB	Music	Albums
	Now That's What I Call Funk Volume 3 Sequel to the real life popular mix CD.
45	Now That's What I Call Funk Volume 4	BBB	Music	Albums
	Now That's What I Call Funk Volume 4 Sequel to the real life popular mix CD.
46	Oakland Pathetics	BBB	Sports	Baseball Teams
	Oakland Pathetics Baseball team Charlie jokes about when his father suggests he go back to playing baseball.
47	Oats & O's	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Oats & O's Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.
3	Orgasm Magazine	BBB	Periodicals	Adult Magazines
	Orgasm Magazine Joke Jordan makes while Charlie's meeting with someone about his idea for a prison re-entry program, because he wanted to publish the results of their sex study in Maxim. Jordan: "Selling something to Orgasm Magazine?"
4	Our Lady of Let's All Look at Sean's Pac...	BBB	Religion	Religious Organizations
	Our Lady of Let's All Look at Sean's Package Church Sean makes up in Charlie and Sean and the Battle of the Exes to describe the churchgoers that came out to see him when he got tricked into sitting naked in his car.
5	Our Lady of Tears	BBB	Religion	Religious Organizations
	Our Lady of Tears Joke Charlie makes about Sean masturbating in a church.
6	The Pain Train	BBB	Transportation	Trains
	The Pain Train Joke Ed makes when Charlie's father shows up at Charlie's family counseling session. Ed: "Welcome aboard the pain train Charlie Whoo! Whoo!"
7	Parent Air Conditioning	BBB	Services	Rental Services
	Parent Air Conditioning Company that rents portable air conditioning units - seen when Linday Lohan filming commercial.
8	The Patrick Heel	BBB	Apparel	Footwear
	The Patrick Heel Idea for a shoe Patrick comes up with for Lacey's new shoe company.
9	The Patrick Wedge	BBB	Apparel	Footwear
	The Patrick Wedge Idea for a shoe Patrick comes up with for Lacey's new shoe company.
10	The Patrick	BBB	Apparel	Footwear
	The Patrick Idea for a sandal Patrick comes up with for Lacey's new shoe company.
11	PatrickSinga4U.com	BBB	Media	Websites
	PatrickSinga4U.com Website Patrick mentions after performing with Jordan at the Alcoholics Anonymous Talent Show.
12	Perfect Sixes	BBB	Nightlife	Strip Clubs
	Perfect Sixes One of the low end strip clubs with open management positions that Charlie mentions to Sean.
13	The Perfection Collection	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Products
	The Perfection Collection Patrick's clothing line.
14	Personal Shopper Wars	BBB	Television	TV Shows-Reality
	Personal Shopper Wars Patrick's idea for his own hit reality show, hosted by him and Anderson Cooper.
15	Pippa Middleton Oven Mitt	BBB	Home Furnishing	Kitchen Products
	Pippa Middleton Oven Mitt Product Charlie buys at Union Jack Collectibles, the British-themed store where he goes looking for a candle shaped like Winston Churchill after he gets blackmailed by Dr. Randy.
16	Pitch 'n' Putt	BBB	Amusement	Miniature Golf
	Pitch 'n' Putt Golf course mentioned by one of Charlie's patients.
17	Plain But Nude	BBB	Nightlife	Strip Clubs
	Plain But Nude One of the low end strip clubs with open management positions that Charlie mentions to Sean.
18	Prestige Escort Service	BBB	Services	Sex Services
	Prestige Escort Service Escort service. "We're so classy it's stupid"
19	Prison Times	BBB	Periodicals	Newspaper Times
	Prison Times Newspaper in the prison that reviews the Romeo and Juliet theater production.
20	Proloft	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	Proloft Anti-Anxiety drug sold by Galaxy-Payson Pharmaceutical company. "Proloft may cause cognitive impairment, behavioral disinhibition, lack of coordination and hypotension. Do not mix with alcohol."
21	Raisin Bran	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Raisin Bran Generic cereal box on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.
3	The Red Lion Tavern	BBB	Dining	Restaurants
	The Red Lion Tavern Sign for sale at Union Jack Collectibles, the British-themed store where he goes looking for a candle shaped like Winston Churchill after he gets blackmailed by Dr. Randy.
4	Redneck Ghost Hunters	BBB	Television	TV Shows-Reality
	Redneck Ghost Hunters Reality TV show that Patrick mentions.
5	Riverside High School	BBB	Education	High Schools
	Riverside High School Where Patrick went to high school.
6	Romeo in Joliet	BBB	Entertainment	Theater Productions
	Romeo in Joliet Cleo starts a drama department in prison, with plans to perform Shakespeare inspired works.
7	Ruby Tuesdays	BBB	Music	Musicians
	Ruby Tuesdays Sean tells Charlie that the Rolling Stones are playing a secret show at the Roxy under the name Ruby Tuesdays, but it turns out to be a bunch of guys who work at Ruby Tuesday's doing covers of Rolling Stones songs.
8	Sabrina's Satin Surrender	BBB	Literature	Novels
	Sabrina's Satin Surrender Romance novel from the acclaimed author of Southern Heat.
9	SeanHealeyisacheatingdouchebag.com	BBB	Media	Websites
	SeanHealeyisacheatingdouchebag.com Website Lacey sets up.
10	SeanHealeyisacheatingdouchebag.gov	BBB	Media	Websites
	SeanHealeyisacheatingdouchebag.gov Website Lacey sets up.
11	SeanHealeyisacheatingdouchebag.net	BBB	Media	Websites
	SeanHealeyisacheatingdouchebag.net Website Lacey sets up.
12	SeanHealeyisacheatingdouchebag.tv	BBB	Media	Websites
	SeanHealeyisacheatingdouchebag.tv Website Lacey sets up.
13	Share-a-keet	BBB	Pets	Pet Services
	Share-a-keet Terrible business investment decision Charlie reminds Jen about - for people who don't want the burden of caring for a parakeet full time.
14	The Shaved Fox	BBB	Nightlife	Strip Clubs
	The Shaved Fox Strip club where Sean gets a job.
15	She's Using You	BBB	Cinema	Movies
	She's Using You Movie starring Tom Cruise that Charlie makes up.
16	Silence	BBB	Nightlife	Nightclubs
	Silence Nightclub that Lacey makes up.
17	Sleeping with a Lesbian for Money	BBB	Cinema	Movies
	Sleeping with a Lesbian for Money Movie Charlie makes up. "It's like The Hangover, but with lesbians."
18	Snowboarders for the Lord	BBB	Religion	Religious Organizations
	Snowboarders for the Lord Group in the airport.
19	Sober Companion Barbie	BBB	Toys	Dolls
	Sober Companion Barbie Name Lacey calls Jordan when Jordan tells her she has a drinking problem. Lacey: "Yeah, I have a problem. I'm getting smothered by Sober Companion Barbie."
20	Southern Heat	BBB	Literature	Novels
	Southern Heat Romance novel - mentioned of cover of Sabrina's Satin Surrender.
21	Soy Flakes	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Soy Flakes Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.
3	Street Cycle	BBB	Periodicals	Magazines
	Street Cycle Magazine that Charlie's ex-wife's new boyfriend reads.
4	Strippers-for-Less	BBB	Nightlife	Strip Clubs
	Strippers-for-Less One of the low end strip clubs with open management positions that Charlie mentions to Sean.
5	Sun Valley Savings & Loan	BBB	Financial Companies	Banks
	Sun Valley Savings & Loan Charlie's bank, where he drops his pants to protest the bank's anti-pajamas dress code.
6	Swamp Wars	BBB	Television	TV Shows-Reality
	Swamp Wars Reality TV show that Patrick mentions.
7	Tarzana Methodist Church	BBB	Religion	Churches
	Tarzana Methodist Church Lacey's church.
8	Tavern	BBB	Nightlife	Taverns
	Tavern Seen during commercial Lindsay is filming.
9	The Temptress	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Products
	The Temptress Lingerie clothing product for sale at French Cut.
10	Testoster-gel	BBB	Drugs	Medicine
	Testoster-gel Testosterone booster product Lacey gets Ed hooked on. "It totally rips your bod"
11	Thanksgiving Everyday	BBB	Dining	Food Trucks
	Thanksgiving Everyday Food truck Charlie's ex-wife buys.
12	The Things Dudes Shouldn't Expect from O...	BBB	Retail	Stores
	The Things Dudes Shouldn't Expect from Other Dudes Store Joke Charlie makes when Sean asks about his birthday gift. Charlie: "It's still on layaway at the Things Dudes Shouldn't Expect from Other Dudes store."
13	Toastie Bun Buns	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Toastie Bun Buns Breakfast cereal product on shelf behind Lacey during her new modeling job at Mom Mart.
3	Tortilla Chips	BBB	Food Products	Chips and Crackers
	Tortilla Chips Generic chip bag Charlie's dad eats.
4	Tramps Without Stamps	BBB	Healthcare	Medical Services
	Tramps Without Stamps Tattoo removal service Charlie's ex-patient Hope started.
5	Tux Warehouse	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	Tux Warehouse Where Ed rents his tuxedo for his wedding.
6	Union Jack Collectibles	BBB	Retail	Gift Shops
	Union Jack Collectibles The British-themed store where Charlie goes looking for a candle shaped like Winston Churchill after he gets blackmailed by Dr. Randy.
7	Vanicures	BBB	Beauty Care	Nail Salons
	Vanicures Mobile manicure business Jen tries to get Charlie to invest.
8	Very Berry Berry	BBB	Dining	Frozen Yogurt Shops
	Very Berry Berry Halle Berry's frozen yogurt store. Lacey: "Oh, I saw that when I accidently watched the news before I switched over to E! Did you guys know that Halle Berry's opening a yogurt store? It's called Very Berry Berry."
9	The Wales Goodson Study	BBB	Literature	Books
	The Wales Goodson Study Charlie and Kate's sex study.
10	Wildcats	BBB	Sports	Baseball Teams
	Wildcats Charlie's daughter Sam's high school mascot.
3	Wiley's	BBB	Food Products	Chips and Crackers
	Wiley's Potato chips Charlie's neighbor brings over.
4	Wings Wings Wings	BBB	Dining	Restaurants
	Wings Wings Wings Restaurant that Nolan mentions.
5	Workboot Warehouse	BBB	Apparel	Clothing Stores
	Workboot Warehouse Shoe store mentioned by one of Charlie's patients in.
6	Yummy Time Frozen Yogurt	BBB	Dining	Frozen Yogurt Shops
	Yummy Time Frozen Yogurt Where Nolan meets the woman he's been talking to online, which turns out to be an 8 year old girl.
7	ZZZ's Coffee	BBB	Dining	Coffeehouses
	ZZZ's Coffee
8	'07 Toilet Tank Chardonnay	BBB	Beverage Products	Wine
	'07 Toilet Tank Chardonnay One of Wayne's fine handcrafted prison wines.
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9	The Garbage Building	Map	Structures	Buildings
	The Garbage Building Joke Charlie makes about the Department of Sanitation. Charlie: "I guess I just have to go down there and file a complaint in person at the Where does one go? The garbage building? The Hall of Trash?"
10	The Hall of Trash	Map	Structures	Halls
	The Hall of Trash Joke Charlie makes about the Department of Sanitation. Charlie: "I guess I just have to go down there and file a complaint in person at the Where does one go? The garbage building? The Hall of Trash?"
11	Nuru	Map	Outer Space	Planets
	Nuru Charlie's neighbor goes to Comic Con as the mutant king of planet Nuru.
12	Pussy Town	Map	Urban Areas	Cities
	Pussy Town Where Wayne's play The Boy Who Couldn't Cry takes place.
13	Stay-out-of-My-Sister's-Pantsville, Illi...	Map	Urban Areas	Cities-Joke
	Stay-out-of-My-Sister's-Pantsville, Illinois Joke Sean makes when Charlie asks him where his sister is coming in from. Sean: "She lives in Stay-out-of-My-Sister's-Pantsville, Illinois."
14	Wasn't-Even-an-Issue-Until-You-Brought-i...	Map	Urban Areas	Cities-Joke
	Wasn't-Even-an-Issue-Until-You-Brought-it-Upberg Joke Charlie makes when he asks Sean where his sister is coming in from and Sean tells him that she lives in Stay-out-of-My-Sister's-Pantsville, Illinois. Charlie: "Really? Because I'm from Wasn't-Even-an-Issue-Until-You-Brought-it-Upberg."
OTHER
15	The Austin Mangler	Other	Criminals	Serial Killers
	The Austin Mangler Charlie's serial killer patient Wayne.
16	Certificate of Copulation	Other	Recognition	Awards
	Certificate of Copulation Certificate Jordan has at the prison - "copulation" is a typo, should have been "completion"
17	Charlie	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Charlie Charlie: Focusing on chopping up this apple has allowed me to drop my defenses and tell the truth. Now you can put the apple slices of honesty into the pitcher of healing.
18	Charlie	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Charlie Charlie: That was just to kill the sexual tension. You know sexual tension costs small businesses over $5 billion a year? I was just being fiscally responsible.
19	Charlie	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Charlie Charlie: I guess it goes back to that old saying, A sleeping bear is just a pillow if you don't wake it up.
20	Charlie	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Charlie Charlie: Not sure if you know, but 'grief-stricken' comes from the German, 'greifstracken', which means to grieve violently.
21	Charlie & Sean	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Charlie & Sean Charlie: What is up with you? Sean: Up with me? Nothing is up with me. It is you with whom things are up. Charlie: Okay, now I know something is going on. You just used the word 'whom' properly.
22	Charlie & Sean	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Charlie & Sean Charlie: But why would she tell me not to sleep with her? Sean: I don't know. It's some reverse cowgirl psychology. Charlie: Reverse psychology. Sean: Whatever, dude. If you wanna take the fun out of it.
23	Cheetos and Tobacco Baklava	Other	Recipes	Food Recipes
	Cheetos and Tobacco Baklava Dish the Latin Lords gave Wayne's Aryan gang as part of the truce.
24	Dr. Russell	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Dr. Russell Dr. Russell: I think you two need to do a soul stare in the resolution circle... Stand up, face each other, hold hands, stare into each other's eyes, and apologize with your eyes.
25	Ed	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Ed Ed: I'm going to make this real easy. You get in my car and I'm going to drive you to the loony bin and get you zip-zapped.
26	Ed	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Ed Ed: Boy, did you eat the whole bowl of stupid this morning?
27	Ed	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Ed Ed: I'm starting to think this is not therapy. I think we're making you sangria.
28	Ed	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Ed Ed: Welcome aboard the pain train Charlie Whoo! Whoo!
29	Ed, Charlie, Lacey & Patrick	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Ed, Charlie, Lacey & Patrick Ed: You lose your car keys under a pile of strippers again? Charlie: It's not a pile of strippers. The correct term is a gaggle of strippers. Lacey: I thought it was a pride of strippers. Patrick: No, it's a pride of hookers, a gaggle of strippers, and a swarm of MILFs.
30	Jordan	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Jordan Jordan: I will pop your boobs.
31	Jordan	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Jordan Jordan: This is so typical of my sister. I was born right on time. Then she was born three hours later with an umbilical cord wrapped around her neck. Look at me, my face is blue.
32	Jordan	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Jordan Jordan: It's my medicine. It helps me keep my feelings inside.
33	Latin Lords	Other	Criminals	Gangs
	Latin Lords Prison gang making wine, now competing with Wayne's fine handcrafted prison wines and spirits.
34	Le Problemo De La Bangarama	Other	Language	Sexual Jargon
	Le Problemo De La Bangarama Joke somebody makes about Charlie's women problems: "The French has a name for this kind of problem. It's called 'Le problemo de la bangarama.'"
35	The London Bridge	Other	Language	Sexual Jargon
	The London Bridge One of Charlie's nicknames for a two guys, one girl three-way that he mentions to Sean after a girl offers to have sex with both of them. Charlie: "So are we going to do this? You mean the London Bridge? The push me, pull you? The two hot dogs on a bun?"
36	Nolan	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Nolan Nolan: Well, it's like my grandpappy used to say... If a possum has your brownies, don't ask if he's sleeping or dead, just get your brownies back and walk away.
37	Oh, My God, I'd Rather Take a Bath with ...	Other	Matter	Colors
	Oh, My God, I'd Rather Take a Bath with a Hair Dryer Than Listen to This Putz Joke Charlie makes when Dr. Woo, his new anger management counselor, asks the group what color is anger? "Is 'Oh, my God, I'd rather take a bath with a hair dryer than listen to this putz' a color?"
38	The Push Me, Pull You	Other	Language	Sexual Jargon
	The Push Me, Pull You One of Charlie's nicknames for a two guys, one girl three-way that he mentions to Sean after a girl offers to have sex with both of them. Charlie: "So are we going to do this? You mean the London Bridge? The push me, pull you? The two hot dogs on a bun?"
39	Sanjay	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Sanjay Sanjay (Lacey's Father): When I get back, the two of you better have made up. We do not fight in this family. We blackmail, we backstab, we slowly poison, but we do not fight.
40	Sean	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Sean Sean: Did Miss Congeniality just invite us upstairs to double-team her?
41	The Two Hot Dogs on a Bun	Other	Language	Sexual Jargon
	The Two Hot Dogs on a Bun One of Charlie's nicknames for a two guys, one girl three-way that he mentions to Sean after a girl offers to have sex with both of them. Charlie: "So are we going to do this? You mean the London Bridge? The push me, pull you? The two hot dogs on a bun?"
42	Untitled	Other	Themes	Gray Eagle
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43	Warden Hartley	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Warden Hartley Warden Hartley: Would you be interested in - what's the German word for it - 'resumen-der-boinken'?
44	World Class Jackass	Other	Recognition	Awards
	World Class Jackass Award Patrick gives Ed for his 1,000th racial slur he says in group.

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