ANGER MANAGEMENT
TV Series 2012. Created by Bruce Helford. Starring Charlie Sheen, Selma Blair, Shawnee Smith, Daniela Bobadilla, Noureen DeWulf, Michael Arden, Derek Richardson, Barry Corbin, Brian Austin Green and Laura Bell Bundy.
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1The Austin Mangler CriminalsSerial Killers

The Austin Mangler
Charlie's serial killer patient Wayne.

2Certificate of Copulation RecognitionAwards

Certificate of Copulation
Certificate Jordan has at the prison - "copulation" is a typo, should have been "completion"

3Charlie QuotesQuotes

Charlie
Charlie: Focusing on chopping up this apple has allowed me to drop my defenses and tell the truth. Now you can put the apple slices of honesty into the pitcher of healing.

4Charlie QuotesQuotes

Charlie
Charlie: That was just to kill the sexual tension. You know sexual tension costs small businesses over $5 billion a year? I was just being fiscally responsible.

5Charlie QuotesQuotes

Charlie
Charlie: I guess it goes back to that old saying, A sleeping bear is just a pillow if you don't wake it up.

6Charlie QuotesQuotes

Charlie
Charlie: Not sure if you know, but 'grief-stricken' comes from the German, 'greifstracken', which means to grieve violently.

7Charlie & Sean QuotesQuotes

Charlie & Sean
Charlie: What is up with you?
Sean: Up with me? Nothing is up with me. It is you with whom things are up.
Charlie: Okay, now I know something is going on. You just used the word 'whom' properly.

8Charlie & Sean QuotesQuotes

Charlie & Sean
Charlie: But why would she tell me not to sleep with her?
Sean: I don't know. It's some reverse cowgirl psychology.
Charlie: Reverse psychology.
Sean: Whatever, dude. If you wanna take the fun out of it.

9Cheetos and Tobacco Baklava RecipesFood Recipes

Cheetos and Tobacco Baklava
Dish the Latin Lords gave Wayne's Aryan gang as part of the truce.

10Dr. Russell QuotesQuotes

Dr. Russell
Dr. Russell: I think you two need to do a soul stare in the resolution circle... Stand up, face each other, hold hands, stare into each other's eyes, and apologize with your eyes.

11Ed QuotesQuotes

Ed
Ed: I'm going to make this real easy. You get in my car and I'm going to drive you to the loony bin and get you zip-zapped.

12Ed QuotesQuotes

Ed
Ed: Boy, did you eat the whole bowl of stupid this morning?

13Ed QuotesQuotes

Ed
Ed: I'm starting to think this is not therapy. I think we're making you sangria.

14Ed QuotesQuotes

Ed
Ed: Welcome aboard the pain train Charlie Whoo! Whoo!

15Ed, Charlie, Lacey & Patrick QuotesQuotes

Ed, Charlie, Lacey & Patrick
Ed: You lose your car keys under a pile of strippers again?
Charlie: It's not a pile of strippers. The correct term is a gaggle of strippers.
Lacey: I thought it was a pride of strippers.
Patrick: No, it's a pride of hookers, a gaggle of strippers, and a swarm of MILFs.

16Jordan QuotesQuotes

Jordan
Jordan: I will pop your boobs.

17Jordan QuotesQuotes

Jordan
Jordan: This is so typical of my sister. I was born right on time. Then she was born three hours later with an umbilical cord wrapped around her neck. Look at me, my face is blue.

18Jordan QuotesQuotes

Jordan
Jordan: It's my medicine. It helps me keep my feelings inside.

19Latin Lords CriminalsGangs

Latin Lords
Prison gang making wine, now competing with Wayne's fine handcrafted prison wines and spirits.

20Le Problemo De La Bangarama LanguageSexual Jargon

Le Problemo De La Bangarama
Joke somebody makes about Charlie's women problems: "The French has a name for this kind of problem. It's called 'Le problemo de la bangarama.'"

21The London Bridge LanguageSexual Jargon

The London Bridge
One of Charlie's nicknames for a two guys, one girl three-way that he mentions to Sean after a girl offers to have sex with both of them. Charlie: "So are we going to do this? You mean the London Bridge? The push me, pull you? The two hot dogs on a bun?"

22Nolan QuotesQuotes

Nolan
Nolan: Well, it's like my grandpappy used to say... If a possum has your brownies, don't ask if he's sleeping or dead, just get your brownies back and walk away.

23Oh, My God, I'd Rather Take a Bath with ... MatterColors

Oh, My God, I'd Rather Take a Bath with a Hair Dryer Than Listen to This Putz
Joke Charlie makes when Dr. Woo, his new anger management counselor, asks the group what color is anger? "Is 'Oh, my God, I'd rather take a bath with a hair dryer than listen to this putz' a color?"

24The Push Me, Pull You LanguageSexual Jargon

The Push Me, Pull You
One of Charlie's nicknames for a two guys, one girl three-way that he mentions to Sean after a girl offers to have sex with both of them. Charlie: "So are we going to do this? You mean the London Bridge? The push me, pull you? The two hot dogs on a bun?"

25Sanjay QuotesQuotes

Sanjay
Sanjay (Lacey's Father): When I get back, the two of you better have made up. We do not fight in this family. We blackmail, we backstab, we slowly poison, but we do not fight.

26Sean QuotesQuotes

Sean
Sean: Did Miss Congeniality just invite us upstairs to double-team her?

27The Two Hot Dogs on a Bun LanguageSexual Jargon

The Two Hot Dogs on a Bun
One of Charlie's nicknames for a two guys, one girl three-way that he mentions to Sean after a girl offers to have sex with both of them. Charlie: "So are we going to do this? You mean the London Bridge? The push me, pull you? The two hot dogs on a bun?"

28Untitled ThemesGray Eagle


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29Warden Hartley QuotesQuotes

Warden Hartley
Warden Hartley: Would you be interested in - what's the German word for it - 'resumen-der-boinken'?

30World Class Jackass RecognitionAwards

World Class Jackass
Award Patrick gives Ed for his 1,000th racial slur he says in group.



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