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A list of quotes from folks having intimate and relaxed conversations, usually in bed. Also known as "Sweet Nothings".
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1A.J. Frost ARMAGEDDON 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

A.J. Frost
A.J. Frost: You know what I was thinkin'? I really don't think that the animal cracker qualifies as a cracker. 'Cause it's sweet, which to me suggests cookie, and, you know, cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic of what makes a cracker a cracker. I don't know why I thought of that.



2Abbie BOILER ROOM 2000 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Abbie
Abbie: Can you buy a bigger bed when you get some money, please?



3Al Bundy MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN 1987 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Al Bundy
Al Bundy: I don't smell no food. If you expect me to pleasure you, I need what Robert Mitchum needs.

4Alabama Worley TRUE ROMANCE 1993 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Alabama Worley
Alabama Worley (narration): If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would've never guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together.



5Alabama Worley TRUE ROMANCE 1993 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Alabama Worley
Alabama Worley: I'm one hundred percent monogamous, one hundred percent. If I'm with you, then I'm with you, and I don't want nobody else.



6Alice Huff STEP BROTHERS 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Alice Huff
Alice Huff: I love you. Stay golden, pony boy.

7Alotta Fagina THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME 1999 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Alotta Fagina
Alotta Fagina: In Japan, men come first, and women come second.

8Babette Gladney WHITE NOISE 2022 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Babette Gladney
Babette Gladney: Please don't choose anything that as men inside women or men entering women. We're not lobbies or elevators. I wanted him inside me. As of he could crawl completely in, sign the register, sleep, eat and so forth. I don't care what these people do as long as they don't enter or get entered.



9Bella Baxter & Duncan Wedderburn POOR THINGS 2023 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Bella Baxter & Duncan Wedderburn
Bella Baxter: Why do people not just do this all the time?
Duncan Wedderburn: Well, at the risk of being immodest, you've just been thrice fucked by the very best. It's probable no other man would ever bring you to the raptures I have. I feel bad for you.
Bella Baxter: Well, then it will just be you I do furious jumping with.
Duncan Wedderburn: Furious jumping? I love that.
Bella Baxter: I'm rested. Let us go again.
Duncan Wedderburn: Again? Unfortunately, even I have my limits.
Bella Baxter: Men cannot keep coming back for more. It is a physiological problem? A weakness in men?
Duncan Wedderburn: Mm... Well... Perhaps so.





10Bill Smith & Louise Baltimore MILLENNIUM 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Bill Smith & Louise Baltimore
Bill Smith: The first rule is never go to bed with anybody crazier than yourself. I don't know if you're crazier, but you're right up there on my top ten weird list, lady.
Louise Baltimore: If you knew me better, I'd be number one.


11Billy-Ben & Jess-Belle THE TWILIGHT ZONE 1959 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Billy-Ben & Jess-Belle
Billy-Ben: You're enough to drive a man crazy.
Jess-Belle: You're sure a master hand with the sweet words, Billy-Ben.


12Bilquis AMERICAN GODS 2001 LiteratureOtherQuotesQuotes

Bilquis
Bilquis: Will you call me goddess? Will you pray to me? Will you worship me with your body?

13Blair LESS THAN ZERO 1987 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Blair
Blair: Let's get married... We'll have a big expensive wedding. We'll invite 2,000 of our closest friends. We'll have a couple of kids and find a great maid to raise them.



14Butch & Fabienne PULP FICTION 1994 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Butch & Fabienne
Butch: I think I have a broken rib.
Fabienne: From giving me oral pleasure?


15Carol BORED TO DEATH 2009 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Carol
Carol: My God, look at this thing. It's so beardy. I want to go down on it.



16Chandler FRIENDS 1994 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Chandler
Chandler: I'm very happy we're gonna have all the sex.

17Chidi Anagonye THE GOOD PLACE 2016 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Chidi Anagonye
Chidi Anagonye: Time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy, baby.

18Clemens ALIEN 3 1992 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Clemens
Clemens: I really appreciate your affections. But I am aware that they deflected my question. In the nicest possible way, of course. I want to know why we had to cremate the bodies.

19College Guy HEATHERS 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

College Guy
College Guy: Save the speeches for Malcolm X. I just wanna get laid.



20Dana Scully THE X-FILES 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Dana Scully
Dana Scully: You sure know how to make a girl feel special on her birthday.

21Darlene WALK HARD 2007 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Darlene
Darlene: Dewey, I can't. We both know that the sexual tension between us is palpable. Don't you know that I wrestle with the same temptations you do? I know I shouldn't be saying this to you, Dewey, because we're not married and we're just friends but sometimes I lie awake at night aching for a man's touch. And by "a man's touch," I mean a penis in my vagina. It's just so silly.



22David Aames VANILLA SKY 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

David Aames
David Aames: That smile's going to be the end of me.

23Diane Court SAY ANYTHING... 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Diane Court
Diane Court: Listen to this song. This is a good song.

24Doc Holiday TOMBSTONE 1993 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Doc Holiday
Doc Holiday: You are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.

25Eddie Jessup ALTERED STATES 1980 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Eddie Jessup
Eddie Jessup: When I was 9 years old I used to see visions. visions of saints and angels, even Christ himself. Of course I don't do that anymore, not since I was 16.

26Emily Sanderson A NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Emily Sanderson
Emily Sanderson: Don't upset me, unless you want to make me less horny.

27Eugene Sutphin & Beverly Sutphin SERIAL MOM 1994 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Eugene Sutphin & Beverly Sutphin
Eugene Sutphin: I love that you're my wife.
Beverly Sutphin: You're not so bad yourself, cuckoo bird.
Eugene Sutphin: You bring me such peace.


28Fat Bastard THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME 1999 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Fat Bastard
Fat Bastard: Look at that meal. I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body. Oh, look, I'm like a singer. Oh, sexy man, sexy man, eating like a sexy man can. By the way, would you like some chicken? I've got more.

29Fletch & Angela De Grassi CONFESS, FLETCH 2022 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Fletch & Angela De Grassi
Fletch: I want to swim in your eyes like a piss.
Angela de Grassi: Like a piss?
Fletch: No, like a pisciata, like a pool. My Italian is very good.




30Fletcher Reed LIAR, LIAR 1997 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Fletcher Reed
Fletcher Reed: I've had better.

31Fox Mulder THE X-FILES 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Fox Mulder
Fox Mulder: Pardon my rubber.

32Fox Mulder THE X-FILES 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Fox Mulder
Fox Mulder: Hey... I think you drooled on me.

33Freddie FEELING MINNESOTA 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Freddie
Freddie: I'm closer to 30 than I am to 20. I used to be 7 years old. I used to be unborn. I used to be 14. And tomorrow I'll be 40 or 50. I'm dying. I'm dying. Right now we're both dying. Listen to the ticking. It gets louder with every second. I don't wanna die here.

34Frenchie, Cherie & Jay THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Frenchie, Cherie & Jay
Frenchie (regarding Golden Girls): Those saucy ladies, they made their own family. So I did what they did. You are my Blanche. And Jay, you are my Dorothy.
Cherie: 'Cause you're a little gay.
Jay: So you're Betty White.
Frenchie: Oh, what a fucking question. Of course I'm Betty White.


35Gary LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR 1977 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: You're different. A guy gets to know things, who cares, who don't. You care. Not a mean bone in your body.

36Gary LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR 1977 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: You got a nice body. I admire people who keep in shape. I work out all the time. In my neighborhood, if you didn't fight you were a fruit. In prison you didn't fight, you spread ass.

37Gary LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR 1977 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: Goddamn women. All you gotta do is lie there. A guy's gotta do all the work.

38Homer Simpson THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson: Now how about a little rapture for mama?

39Hooker LAST MAN STANDING 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Hooker
Hooker: You remind me of this guy that used to come and see me when I worked in New Orleans. He looked a lot like you. You ever been to New Orleans? He was nice. He wasn't as quiet as you, though. But you two almost look like brothers. Except he had tattoos. I think that he was in the Navy, and he used to come and see me every Friday or Saturday night. His name was Clarence. I had a lot of fun in New Orleans. Sorry I ever came to this lousy town. There's nothing to do here. So I took every kind of dance class imaginable because I wanted to be a dancer, and so I came here because it's off season.

40Howard & Marion HAPPY DAYS 1974 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Howard & Marion
Howard: Marion, the kids are gone, we can do anything we want, we can even watch tv naked.
Marion: Oh not that again, Howard.


41Jack Scagnetti NATURAL BORN KILLERS 1994 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack Scagnetti
Jack Scagnetti: Have you ever been strangled?



42James Bond THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH 1999 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

James Bond
James Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

43James Bond GOLDFINGER 1964 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

James Bond
James Bond: You're a woman of many parts, Pussy!

44James Bond DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER 1971 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

James Bond
James Bond: That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing.

45James Bond FOR YOUR EYES ONLY 1981 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

James Bond
James Bond: Now put your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream.

46James Bond DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER 1971 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

James Bond
James Bond: Presumably I'm the condemned man, and obviously you're the hearty breakfast.

47Jason Dean HEATHERS 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Jason Dean
Jason Dean: Thank you. That was my first game of strip croquet.



48Jennifer & Joe THE LOST ROOM 2006 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Jennifer & Joe
Jennifer: Just don't break my heart.
Joe: Don't break mine.




49John Boyz & Elle FLOUNDERING 1994 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

John Boyz & Elle
John Boyz: Why are you being so good to me?
Elle: I like to give more than I like to receive.




50Jonathan Switcher MANNEQUIN 1987 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Jonathan Switcher
Jonathan Switcher: Emmy... Ema Hesire... You inspire me. I feel like I could do anything.



51Jonathan Switcher MANNEQUIN 1987 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Jonathan Switcher
Jonathan Switcher: All artists must fall in love with their creations, but you seem so special.



52Jordan O'Neil G.I. JANE 1997 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Jordan O'Neil
Jordan O'Neil: Get your dick back in here.

53Jordan White THE DOOM GENERATION 1995 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Jordan White
Jordan White: I'm worried about catching AIDS.

54Jordan White THE DOOM GENERATION 1995 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Jordan White
Jordan White: This is so nice, lying here like two spoons stacked in a drawer. I hope we die simultaneously, like in a fiery car wreck or nuclear blast or something.

55Kane & Lena ANNIHILATION 2018 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Kane & Lena
Kane: We'll be under the same hemisphere.
Lena: What does that tell me?
Kane: It tells you that if you step outside and look up, we'll be looking at the same stars.
Lena: Holy fucking shit. Are you kidding? You think that's what I do while you're away? You think I'm out in the garden, pining, looking up at the sky? Oh, to think, my beloved Kane, Is looking at this selfsame moon. Oh, my distant celestial friend, please care for my brave soldier.




56Kane & Lena ANNIHILATION 2018 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Kane & Lena
Kane: Jesus, you know what, you are disrespectful, seriously, not only to your former comrades in the armed forces, but also to the president.
Lena: You forgot the flag.
Kane: I'm getting to the motherfucking flag.
Lena: Oh, my hero.
Kane: Screw you.
Lena: Okay.




57Kate Jagger ALL THAT JAZZ 1979 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Kate Jagger
Kate Jagger: Oh, you give all right - presents, clothes. I just wish you weren't so generous with your cock.

58King of the Moon THE ADVENTURES OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

King of the Moon
King of the Moon: I'm back! I got lips again and I'm gonna use 'em, baby!

59Landlady KINGPIN 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Landlady
Landlady: What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? I guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump. You really jarred something loose, Tiger.



60Laurie Strode & Will Brennan HALLOWEEN H20: TWENTY YEARS LATER 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Laurie Strode & Will Brennan
Laurie Strode: I'm not who you think I am.
Will Brennan: Okay. Who are you?
Laurie Strode: My name's not Keri Tate.
Will Brennan: What is it?
Laurie Strode: Laurie Strode.




61Leela FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Leela
Leela: So, what do you think of the impulsive new me?



62Lena & Kane ANNIHILATION 2018 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Lena & Kane
Lena: We see aging as a natural process, but it's actually a fault in our genes.
Kane: I get really turned on when you patronize me. It's really hot.
Lena: Without it, I could keep looking like this forever.
Kane: Okay, well, that could constitute a mistake.




63Long Duk Dong SIXTEEN CANDLES 1984 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Long Duk Dong
Long Duk Dong: No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.

64Louise Baltimore & Bill Smith MILLENNIUM 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Louise Baltimore & Bill Smith
Louise Baltimore: Do you believe in fate?
Bill Smith: I will if you will.
Louise Baltimore: I think it was fate that brought us together.
Bill Smith: You may be right.


65Mallory Knox NATURAL BORN KILLERS 1994 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Mallory Knox
Mallory Knox: That was the worst fuckin' head I ever got in my life. Next time don't be so fuckin' eager.



66Manjula & Apu THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Manjula & Apu
Manjula: I can't believe it. You closed the Kwik-E-Mart just for me.
Apu: Well, you, and the health inspector.


67Marcy FRIDAY THE 13TH 1980 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Marcy
Marcy: You are so fine.

68Marge Simpson & Homer Simpson THE SIMPSONS MOVIE 2007 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Marge Simpson & Homer Simpson
Marge Simpson: Best kiss of my life.
Homer Simpson: Best kiss of your life so far.


69Marla Singer FIGHT CLUB 1999 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Marla Singer
Marla Singer: I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

70The Marquis De Sade QUILLS 2000 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

The Marquis De Sade
The Marquis de Sade: You've already stolen my heart, as well as another more prominent organ, south of the Equator.

71Martin LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR 1977 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Martin
Martin: I'm not angry. I'm not disappointed. I just can't stand a woman's company just after I fucked her.

72Martin LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR 1977 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Martin
Martin: Next time, fireworks. Just a little premature.

73Max IMAGINARY 2024 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Max
Max: Hey. Another night without bad dreams? Nice. Operation Relocation worked.



74Michelle AMERICAN PIE 1999 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Michelle
Michelle: And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.

75Mickey Knox NATURAL BORN KILLERS 1994 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Mickey Knox
Mickey Knox: Let me tell you something, this is the 1990's, alright? In this day and age a man has to have choices, a man has to have a little bit of variety.

76Mickey Knox NATURAL BORN KILLERS 1994 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Mickey Knox
Mickey Knox: Even if that ring pulls out every hair on your head it stays on. If it tears out my eyeballs it never comes off. Every great thing we do starts with these.



77Mr. Burns THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns: My darling, since my kneecaps are filling with fluid as we speak, I'll be brief. Will you marry me?

78Natima STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Natima
Natima: I love you, Quark. I've always loved you, even when I hated you.

79Neelix & Ch'Rega STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Neelix & Ch'Rega
Neelix: Goodbye, my little par'machkai.
Ch'Rega: Goodbye, my fearless warrior.


80Nora Antony UPLOAD 2020 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Nora Antony
Nora Antony: That was surprisingly nice.

81Odo STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Odo
Odo: I don't ever want to leave this room. Can we stay here forever?

82President Andrew Shepherd THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT 1995 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

President Andrew Shepherd
President Andrew Shepherd: I'm sorry about this. We'll do it better next time.

83Priscilla & George BORED TO DEATH 2009 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Priscilla & George
Priscilla: That was lovely, George.
George: I know.




84Professor Inga Bergstrom & James Bond TOMORROW NEVER DIES 1997 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Professor Inga Bergstrom & James Bond
Professor Inga Bergstrom: I am pleased with your progress, Mr. Bond.
James Bond: I've always enjoyed studying a new tongue, Professor.
Professor Inga Bergstrom: One might say you have a natural ability.
James Bond: But practice makes perfect.


85Pussy Galore GOLDFINGER 1964 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Pussy Galore
Pussy Galore: You like a close shave, don't you?

86Ramon & Romy White ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION 1997 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Ramon & Romy White
Ramon: You have to say something nice about my penis!
Romy White: Oh Ramon, your penis is so powerful! I'm coming! Okay, thank you! Get off me!




87Root & Shaw PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Root & Shaw
Root: That didn't suck.
Shaw: Oh, there was plenty of sucking.


88Satan SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER AND UNCUT 1999 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Satan
Satan: Is sex the only thing that matters to you?

89Satan SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER AND UNCUT 1999 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Satan
Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?

90Seven of Nine & Chakotay STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Seven of Nine & Chakotay
Seven of Nine: I require more practice.
Chakotay: You're doing just fine.


91Sofia Serrano & David Aames VANILLA SKY 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Sofia Serrano & David Aames
Sofia Serrano: What are you watching?
David Aames: It's the greatest show. It's called Sofia.




92Stella & Jonathan BORED TO DEATH 2009 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Stella & Jonathan
Stella: What to vaporize some more pot?
Jonathan: I want to vaporize you.




93Sydney Ellen Wade THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT 1995 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Sydney Ellen Wade
Sydney Ellen Wade: Well, I'm no expert but I think we did it pretty good this time.

94Tatiana FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE 1963 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Tatiana
Tatiana: You look surprised. I thought you expected me.

95Tatiana & James Bond FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE 1963 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Tatiana & James Bond
Tatiana: The mechanism is. Oh James, James. Will you make love to me all the time in England?
James Bond: Day and night. Go on about the mechanism.


96Theresa LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR 1977 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Theresa
Theresa: I wonder why it is after we make love we never talk or touch or anything.

97Theresa LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR 1977 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Theresa
Theresa: Well, why'd you stop? Did you? Is it over? It was just getting so nice. Was it me? Was it my fault? Did I do something wrong?

98Tom Dolan & Annie Wilkes HONEST THIEF 2020 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Tom Dolan & Annie Wilkes
Tom Dolan: I love you.
Annie Wilkes: How could you not?


99Tom Paris & B'Elanna Torres STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Tom Paris & B'Elanna Torres
Tom Paris: I do not deserve you.
B'Elanna Torres: You're right about that.


100Topper Harley HOT SHOTS! 1991 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Topper Harley
Topper Harley: My heart has fallen down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants.

101Topper Harley HOT SHOTS! 1991 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Topper Harley
Topper Harley: I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.

102Vic Casey & Sheena SHEENA 1984 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Vic Casey & Sheena
Vic Casey: Funny thing about fatal burns- there's no pain.
Sheena: What are you telling me Vic Casey?
Vic Casey: How much I love you Sheena. So much it busts my heart.
Sheena: My heart breaks also.


103Viola De Lesseps SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Viola De Lesseps
Viola De Lesseps: I would not have thought it. There is something better than a play. Even your play. And that was only my first try.

104Warren Dupre THE X-FILES 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Warren Dupre
Warren Dupre: You make everyday like New Year's Eve.



105Will Randall WOLF 1994 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Will Randall
Will Randall: I've never loved anybody this way. Never looked at a woman and thought, if civilization fails, if the world ends, I'll still understand what God meant.

106Zapp Brannigan FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Zapp Brannigan
Zapp Brannigan: So, trapped on a ship with me... Let's say you and I knock some very sensual boots.



107Zoot MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL 1975 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Zoot
Zoot: Yes! Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!



108Zoot MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL 1975 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Zoot
Zoot: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then, spank me!

109Zoot MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL 1975 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Zoot
Zoot: And after the spanking, the oral sex!


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