HEATHERS Film 1988. Written by Daniel Waters. Directed by Michael Lehmann. Starring Winona Ryder, Christian Slater and Shannen Doherty. | |||
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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU | |||||||||||
1 | Alcoholic State | BBB | Education | Universities | |||||||
Alcoholic State Westerberg High School student's T-shirt. | |||||||||||
3 | Big Bud Dean Construction | BBB | Construction | Construction Companies | |||||||
Big Bud Dean Construction Motto: Bringing Every State to a Higher State. | |||||||||||
3 | Big Fun | BBB | Music | Musicians | |||||||
Big Fun Band with number one hit song, Teen-age Suicide: Don't Do It. | |||||||||||
3 | CorNuts | BBB | Food Products | Snack Food | |||||||
CorNuts Snack food sold at Snappy Snack Shack. | |||||||||||
3 | Food Fair | BBB | Food Stores | Grocery Stores | |||||||
Food Fair | |||||||||||
4 | Hot Probs | BBB | Radio | Radio Programs | |||||||
Hot Probs The radio show Heather McNamara calls in saying she's Madonna and she's upset about life and thinking about suicide. | |||||||||||
3 | Hull Clean | BBB | Maintenance Products | Cleaning Products | |||||||
Hull Clean | |||||||||||
3 | Ich Luge Bullets | BBB | Weapons | Miscellaneous Weapons | |||||||
Ich Luge Bullets Jason Dean: Do you take German? These are Ich Luge bullets. My grandfather snared a shit load of 'em back in WWII. They're like tranquilizers only they break the surface of the skin enough to cause a little blood but no real damage. | |||||||||||
3 | Info | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines | |||||||
Info Magazine. | |||||||||||
3 | Jefferson High School | BBB | Education | High Schools | |||||||
Jefferson High School | |||||||||||
4 | Remington University | BBB | Education | Universities | |||||||
Remington University Heather drags Veronica to a college party. | |||||||||||
3 | Rottweilers | BBB | Sports | School Mascots | |||||||
Rottweilers Westerberg High School mascot. | |||||||||||
3 | Save the Memorial Oak Tree Society | BBB | Organizations | Activist Groups | |||||||
Save the Memorial Oak Tree Society | |||||||||||
4 | Snappy Snack Shack | BBB | Retail | Gas Stations | |||||||
Snappy Snack Shack 24 hour convenience store franchise with stores in many locations, including Dallas, Baton Rouge, Vegas and Sherwood, Ohio. | |||||||||||
3 | Stud Puppy Magazine | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines | |||||||
Stud Puppy Magazine One of the artifacts JD plants at the scene of Ram and Kurt's staged suicide pact. | |||||||||||
3 | Turbo Dog | BBB | Menu | Menu Items | |||||||
Turbo Dog Hot dog product available at convenience store Snappy Snack Shack that JD mentions. | |||||||||||
3 | Washington High School | BBB | Education | High Schools | |||||||
Washington High School | |||||||||||
4 | Westerberg Feeds the World | BBB | Organizations | Charities | |||||||
Westerberg Feeds the World | |||||||||||
3 | Westerberg High School | BBB | Education | High Schools | |||||||
Westerberg High School Local high school. The mascot is the Rottweilers. | |||||||||||
MAKE BELIEVE MAP | |||||||||||
3 | Sherwood | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. | |||||||
Sherwood Setting. Town in Ohio. | |||||||||||
OTHER | |||||||||||
4 | College Guy | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
College Guy College Guy: It's so nice to be able to talk to a girl and not have to ask what's your major... So, when you go to college what subjects do you think you'll study? | |||||||||||
3 | College Guy | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
College Guy College Guy: How's my little cheerleader? | |||||||||||
3 | College Guy | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
College Guy College Guy: Save the speeches for Malcolm X. I just wanna get laid. | |||||||||||
3 | Father Ripper | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Father Ripper Father Ripper: I blame not Heather but rather a society that tells its youth the answers can be found in the MTV video games. We must pray that the other teen-agers of Sherwood Ohio know the name of that righteous dude that can solve their problems. It's Jesus Christ and he's in the book. | |||||||||||
3 | Father Ripper | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Father Ripper Father Ripper: Heather Duke underlined a lot of things in this copy of Moby Dick but I believe the word eskimo underlined all by itself is the key to understanding Heather's pain. On the surface Heather was the vivacious young lady we all knew Heather to be, but her soul was in Antarctica. Freezing with the knowledge of the way fellow teenagers can be cruel, the way parents and be unresponsive and, as she writes so eloquently in her suicide note, the way that life can suck. We'll all miss Sherwood's little eskimo. Let's just hope she's rubbing noses with Jesus. | |||||||||||
3 | Heather Chandler | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Heather Chandler Heather Chandler: You might think what I've done is shocking. To me, though, suicide is the natural answer to the myriad of problems life has given me. People think that just because you're beautiful and popular life is easy and fun. No one understood I had feelings too. I die knowing no one knew the real me. | |||||||||||
4 | Heather Chandler | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Heather Chandler Heather Chandler: You were nothing before you met me. You were a girl scout cookie. | |||||||||||
5 | Heather Chandler | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Heather Chandler Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa? | |||||||||||
6 | Heather Duke | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Heather Duke Heather Duke: Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? | |||||||||||
7 | Heather Duke | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Heather Duke Heather Duke: Life Sucks. | |||||||||||
8 | The Heathers | Other | Criminals | Gangs | |||||||
The Heathers | |||||||||||
3 | Jason Dean | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Jason Dean Jason Dean: Greetings and Salutations. | |||||||||||
3 | Jason Dean | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Jason Dean Jason Dean: Do you take German? These are Ich Luge bullets. My grandfather snared a shit load of 'em back in WWII. They're like tranquilizers only they break the surface of the skin enough to cause a little blood but no real damage. | |||||||||||
3 | Jason Dean | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Jason Dean Jason Dean: Thank you. That was my first game of strip croquet. | |||||||||||
3 | Jason Dean | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Jason Dean Jason Dean: Pretend I did blow up the school. All the schools. Now that you're dead what are you gonna do with your life? | |||||||||||
4 | Kurt Kelly | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kurt Kelly Kurt Kelly (suicide note): Ram and I died the day we realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and ununderstanding world. The joy we shared in each others arms was greater than any touchdown. Yet we were forced to live the lie of sexist beer guzzling jock assholes. | |||||||||||
3 | Kurt Kelly | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kurt Kelly Kurt Kelly: When I get that feelin', I need sexual healin'. | |||||||||||
4 | Kurt's Dad | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kurt's Dad Kurt's Dad: If there's any way you can hear me, Kurt buddy, I don't care that you were really some pansy. You're my own flesh and blood. You make me proud. My son's a homosexual and I love him. I love my dead gay son. | |||||||||||
5 | Policeman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Policeman Officer McCord: The quarterback buggering the linebacker. what a waste. | |||||||||||
3 | Policeman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Policeman Officer Milner: Oh the humanity. | |||||||||||
3 | Ram | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Ram Ram: So should I just whip it out? | |||||||||||
3 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Solo | |||||||
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4 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Color Out of Space | |||||||
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5 | Veronica Sawyer | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Veronica Sawyer Veronica Sawyer: That's it, we're breaking up. | |||||||||||
6 | Veronica Sawyer | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Veronica Sawyer Veronica Sawyer: Dear Diary, Last Entry. No one can stop J.D. Not the FBI, the CIA or the PTA. He once told me that the extreme always makes an impression. Well, now it's my turn. Let's see how the son of a bitch reacts to a suicide he didn't perform himself. | |||||||||||
7 | Veronica Sawyer | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Veronica Sawyer Veronica Sawyer: Get off my bed you fucking psycho. You think you're a rebel? Do you actually think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel. You're fucking psychotic. | |||||||||||
8 | Veronica Sawyer | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Veronica Sawyer Veronica Sawyer: On the count of three guys... One. Two. | |||||||||||
3 | Westerberg High School Students | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Westerberg High School Students Westerberg High School Students: We students of Westerberg High will die today. Our burning bodies will be the ultimate protest to a society that degrades us. Fuck you all. |