MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN TV Series 1987. Created by Michael G. Moye and Ron Leavitt. Starring Ed O|Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, David Garrison and Ted McGinley.

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#	Record Name	Group	Category	Subcategory
BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU
1	Big 'Uns	BBB	Periodicals	Adult Magazines
	Big 'Uns Babe Magazine.
3	Black Big 'Uns	BBB	Periodicals	Adult Magazines
	Black Big 'Uns Babe magazine.
3	Breast Monsters from Venus	BBB	Cinema	Adult Films
	Breast Monsters from Venus Pornographic film.
4	Dateless Dude Late Night Theater	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Dateless Dude Late Night Theater
5	FANG	BBB	Organizations	Activist Groups
	FANG Feminists Against Neanderthal Guys.
6	Foodies Supermarket	BBB	Food Stores	Grocery Stores
	Foodies Supermarket Grocery store.
7	Gary's Shoes and Accessories for Today's...	BBB	Apparel	Shoe Stores
	Gary's Shoes and Accessories for Today's Woman Al works as a shoe salesman at Gary's Shoes and Accessories for Today's Woman in the New Market Mall.
8	Girlie Girl Beer	BBB	Beverage Products	Beer
	Girlie Girl Beer Al's favorite beer, the official drink of NO MA'AM.
9	Grand Master B	BBB	Music	Musicians
	Grand Master B
10	Kinki Puffs	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Kinki Puffs After she becomes pregnant, Peggy comes home with various breakfast cereals that have naughty names, like Kinki Puffs and Sugar Whoopies.
3	Kyoto National Bank	BBB	Financial Companies	Banks
	Kyoto National Bank
4	Larry Storch School of Acting	BBB	Education	Performing Arts Schools
	Larry Storch School of Acting Kelly gets a big break while attending the Larry Storch School of Acting when she and Larry Storch are to appear on stage in a part of the show "Phantom of the Opera."
5	Miss Weenie Tots Contest	BBB	Events	Beauty Pageants
	Miss Weenie Tots Contest Kelly hosts a beauty pageant sponsored by the Weenie Tots corporation.
6	New Market Mall	BBB	Retail	Shopping Centers
	New Market Mall He works as a shoe salesman at the Gary's Shoes and Accessories for Today's Woman in the New Market Mall.
7	NO MA'AM	BBB	Organizations	Activist Groups
	NO MA'AM Also known as National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood. The anti-feminist group that Al Bundy foundsin response to Women's Bowling Night replacing the Men's, and the nudie bar being turned into a Women's Coffee House.
8	Panthers	BBB	Sports	School Mascots
	Panthers Polk High School mascot.
9	Pest Boys	BBB	Maintenance Services	Pest Control Services
	Pest Boys
10	Planet of the D Cups	BBB	Cinema	Adult Film Parodies
	Planet of the D Cups Pornographic film.
11	Playpen	BBB	Periodicals	Adult Magazines
	Playpen Pornographic magazine.
12	Polk High School	BBB	Education	High Schools
	Polk High School
13	Psycho Dad	BBB	Television	TV Shows
	Psycho Dad Canceled TV show Al tries to save.
14	Sugar Whoopies	BBB	Food Products	Breakfast Cereal
	Sugar Whoopies After she becomes pregnant, Peggy comes home with various breakfast cereals that have naughty names, like Kinki Puffs and Sugar Whoopies.
3	Trumaine University	BBB	Education	Universities
	Trumaine University
4	Weenie Tots	BBB	Food Products	Meat
	Weenie Tots Al's favorite snack.
5	Yeast 'n Stuff	BBB	Beverage Products	Beer
	Yeast 'n Stuff
MAKE BELIEVE MAP
6	Pregnaho	Map	Geographic Areas	Territories
	Pregnaho New state Al proposes for pregnant women. Previously known as Idaho.
7	Wanker County	Map	Geographic Areas	Counties
	Wanker County
OTHER
8	Al attempts to save what canceled TV sho...	Other	Trivia	Questions
	Al attempts to save what canceled TV show? John Wayne Theater Psycho Dad Mud Westling Superstars
9	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: Those articles that say married couples have sex every month are just sensationalistic lies perpetrated on the public to sell magazines. It's hooey I tell you, hooey.
10	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: You think I'm a loser? Because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, and a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every day when I wake up in the morning, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep. So I get up. I have my watered-down Tang and my still-frozen Pop Tart. I get in my car with no gas, no upholstery, and six more payments. I fight honking traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes onto the cloven hooves of people like you.
11	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: I'll never play football like I wanted to. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never know the joy of driving through the city without a bag over my head. But I'm not a loser. Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth you pudding of a woman makes me a winner!
12	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: There are no trimesters. There's actually just one long forty year-mester. It just seems less painful if you break it into stages. There's the fat stage, the 'I'll only eat ribs from one place a hundred miles away' stage, and, Lord in heaven, the horny stage.
13	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: Everybody, I have an announcement. Your happiness. sickens me. Everybody but me is looking at good times. But for me it's been one long continuous year since I got married. Actually, one long month. Helluary.
14	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: Feed me, or feed me to something. I just want to be part of the food chain.
15	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: You're my wife. I will not talk to you while I have a TV.
16	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: You know what I would do if I was President? I'd take a big empty state, that nobody's using, y'know, like Idaho, and I'd pack every pregnant woman in the country into donut trucks, and convoy 'em all to Boise. And since Idaho means nothing anyhow, I'd change the name to Pregnaho.
17	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: Yeah, doggone it. If we could only be comfortable with our age like you darn gals. You know, I mean, in the morning you go into the bathroom, a little blush, a little mascara and voila! You got an old woman scared of rain. Then you try and clean and jerk your breasts into a bra, ease some exercise pants over that front and back belly, go down to the market and flirt with the bag boy. I guess what I'm trying to say is it's just pretty pathetic when we guys try to cling to our youth.
18	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: What was I thinking when I said, "I do?" I'd already had sex with her! I didn't need that again!
19	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: We're gonna go where people pretend to want to go when they can't afford to go someplace good. We're gonna see America. We take no map. We'll follow the sun. Stay in cheap motels and steal what we need along the way. We go west, past the cheese factories, where the air is fresh, the sky is big, and a man can still kill his dinner with his car. Guys, tomorrow we put the pedal to the metal and we ride with the wind.
20	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: Well, I guess there's nothing left to do now but pick out the dress you're going to wear when Dan Rather asks you why your son shot the President.
21	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: Well, according to my research, the cost of raising a baby from birth to college is approximately seven hundred and eighty thousand dollars. Thanks to my actually selling a shoe last week, I'm proud to say we're now just short seven hundred eighty thousand dollars. Thank you.
22	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: There. Right there, Peg, is the problem with America. We've lost our spirit of self-reliance! Something's broken, call someone. Something's leaking, call someone. One of the kids suffers a ruptured appendix, call someone! Whatever happened to rugged American manhood?
23	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: Son, let this be a lesson to you: never do tequila shooters within a country mile of a marriage chapel.
24	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: So, we're having a new baby. The gods are on a roll, aren't they? Must've been playing another round of Can you top this? One started off, "We'll make him a shoe salesman." Then another said, "We'll give him a red-head." Then another one, probably a cruel, hungover god, said, "But let's have him be a mighty athlete in high school first so his fall will be all the greater."
25	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: Peg, I don't wanna go to our high school reunion! Can't we just forget the good times and get on with our lives?
26	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: Nobody sticks Al Bundy with unwanted kids except his wife.
27	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: Look, Steve. Why don't you do this - go home, wake up Marcy and say, "Hey, I lost my money. I screwed up, it won't happen again, and what's for supper?" That's what being a man is all about, Steve. Making mistakes and not caring.
28	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: Kelly, when I was a kid, there were lots of parties I wasn't invited to. I showed up anyway. I stood there with a big smile on my face, and said, 'I'm here!' and headed right for the food. Sure, they didn't want me there, but I had a great time. And if they didn't, so what? The point is if you want to be there, be there. Even if they hate you. You're a Bundy. Start acting like one.
29	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: I don't want more people in this house. I want less. I want my life back, damn it. I want my youth. I want my hair. I want this room. It's really nice. Are you thinking of moving out, son?
30	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: I Care, by Al Bundy. When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground, I care. When a Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers, I care. When the pitcher's on the mound and the wife is underground, I care. But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays. I swear!
31	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: Dad had one great dream, a dream that had been handed down from generation to generation of male Bundys: to build their own room and live separately from their wives. Sadly, they all failed.
32	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: Ah, Peg. You're down here. Damn. Then I was dreaming you ran off with the dwarf down at the bookstore, and I was living in sin with a Playboy centerfold and her eight friends who could speak but chose not to.
33	Al Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy Al Bundy: I don't smell no food. If you expect me to pleasure you, I need what Robert Mitchum needs.
34	Al Bundy & Bud Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Al Bundy & Bud Bundy Al Bundy: Al Bundy: Bud, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Bud Bundy: Luscious hooters? Al Bundy: No. That's what I should have been thinking about, but no.
35	Al's favorite strip club.	Other	Trivia	Questions
	Al's favorite strip club. The Nudie Bar The Jiggly Room Girls Galore
36	Al's high school.	Other	Trivia	Questions
	Al's high school. Buchanan High Carver High Polk High
37	Bud Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Bud Bundy Bud: Bundy's a name you earn. Our emotional scars run so deep you can almost see them.
38	Bud Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Bud Bundy Bud Bundy: Well, when I get my degree, from an accredited community college, I might add, I'll be the one with the Lucky Charms, my friends. And I'll be eating them out of the bra cups of my own private breakfast treat, Monique. Here's to the future.
39	Bud Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Bud Bundy Bud Bundy: The babes will be calling plenty soon. I'm a senior now. A mover. A shaker. I'm the man. I've got the juice. Yup, when I was a freshman, they flushed my head down the toilet. When I was a sophomore, they flushed my head down the toilet. When I was a junior, I was getting cool, so they let me flush it myself. But now I'm a senior. And ready to rule. This year he's back, he's cool, he's dry.
40	Bud's full name.	Other	Trivia	Name Game
	Bud's full name. Buford Friedrich Bundy Budrick Franklin Bundy Buckley Frederick Bundy
41	The Bundy family's address?	Other	Trivia	Questions
	The Bundy family's address? 9674 Memory Lane 9674 Mockingbird Lane 9674 Jeopardy Lane
42	City where Bundy family lives.	Other	Trivia	Questions
	City where Bundy family lives. Chicago San Diego Detroit
43	Jefferson D'Arcy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Jefferson D'Arcy Jefferson D'Arcy: I don't want to live with Marcy anymore. She wants sex all the time. I mean, sex with your pregnant wife is like putting gas in the tank of a car you already wrecked.
44	Kelly Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Kelly Bundy Kelly Bundy: Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel? Hmm, in any case, I do know it's a four-lane highway, but it takes two to use the car-pool lane. I guess what I'm trying to say is, what the younger generation has learned is that there's nothing for us to watch on CBS, and you've got to be yourself. A man has to love you for you, not some costume. He's gotta love who you are.
45	Kelly Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Kelly Bundy Kelly Bundy: He'll be here. When my daddy says he'll do something, he... No, that's my friend Marsha's daddy. But when my daddy puts his mind to something, he... No, that's Carolyn's daddy. Well, my daddy dear, he knows he's still number one, oh girls just want to have fun. No, that's Cyndi Lauper's daddy. Hmm.
46	Kelly's character's name on the local ex...	Other	Trivia	Name Game
	Kelly's character's name on the local exterminator commercial. The X-terminator The Verminator The Terminator
47	Make of Al's car.	Other	Trivia	Questions
	Make of Al's car. Ford Chevy Dodge
48	Marcie's favorite childhood doll.	Other	Trivia	Questions
	Marcie's favorite childhood doll. Barbie Cabbage Patch Patty Chatty Kathy
49	Marcy D'Arcy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Marcy D'Arcy Marcy D'Arcy: Oh, it's too bad some men don't know how to give up their sports gracefully instead of lingering on like big babies.
50	The misogynistic group that Al founds.	Other	Trivia	Questions
	The misogynistic group that Al founds. Men Against Women No Ma|am Women Free
51	Peggy Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Peggy Bundy Peggy Bundy: Now look, Al. You said you wouldn't take me to prom. I said fine. You said you'd only be a shoe salesman for a little while until you got your feet off the ground. I said fine. You said, "I don't know what's wrong, I guess I'm just tired." I said fine. I'm not saying fine this time, Al.
52	Peggy Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Peggy Bundy Peggy Bundy: Sooo. we've certainly learned a lot about each other. We have no opinions on politics, religion, science, starving people, nuclear holocaust or recycling. The only thing we seem to feel strongly about is we both hate that painting behind Jay Leno.
53	Peggy Bundy	Other	Quotes	Quotes
	Peggy Bundy Peggy Bundy: Al, do you know I cooked four hours for that five minutes of sex we had? It just isn't worth it.
54	Peggy's maiden name.	Other	Trivia	Name Game
	Peggy's maiden name. Elliot Wanger Barrington
55	The Pharaoh's Eye	Other	Artifacts	Gems
	The Pharaoh's Eye Precious gem from Al's private detective dream.
56	The precious gem that Al recovers in his...	Other	Trivia	Questions
	The precious gem that Al recovers in his private detective dream. The Pharaoh|s Eye The King|s Ear The Sultan|s Mouth
57	Rock band that performed at Bud's house ...	Other	Trivia	Questions
	Rock band that performed at Bud's house after he won a contest. Anthrax Aerosmith Metallica
58	Shoe store where Al works.	Other	Trivia	Questions
	Shoe store where Al works. Al|s Shoes Gary|s Shoes Shoe Store
59	Untitled	Other	Themes	Flatliners
	#27513b #18ac5e #000000
60	What former child star did Kelly and Bud...	Other	Trivia	Questions
	What former child star did Kelly and Bud Bundy meet at the supermarket? Jay North Gary Coleman Jerry Mathers
61	What is Al Bundy's greast claim to fame?	Other	Trivia	Questions
	What is Al Bundy's greast claim to fame? He scored 4 touchdowns in one high school football game He once met Ed "Kookie" Burns He hit two grand slams in one junior high school baseball game
62	What Seinfeld star auditioned for the ro...	Other	Trivia	Questions
	What Seinfeld star auditioned for the role of Al Bundy? Michael Richards Jerry Seinfeld Jason Alexander

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