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1 | Alan Harper ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Alan Harper Alan Harper: I'm a love bear. If I stop making love, I prevent forest fires.
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2 | Alex Monday ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SCARY MOVIE 2 2001 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Alex Monday Alex Monday: That's it, Daddy! Take it like you want it! Give it to me! Give it to me! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Come here! Yeah! Kinky's my middle name, bitch!
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3 | Alissa ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | GET HARD 2015 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Alissa Alissa: You are a great man, James King. Do me on the new house!
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4 | Amber Waves ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOOGIE NIGHTS 1997 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Amber Waves Amber Waves: John, you're a wonderful actor. John, you're a wonderful actor.
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5 | Amit ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ANIMAL CONTROL 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Amit Amit: Honey, block out your calendar for the next seven minutes, 'cause there's a storm comin'.
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6 | Aunt Vera ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS 1987 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Aunt Vera Aunt Vera: I'm going to have you for lunch.
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7 | Barbara & Clive ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FUNNY WOMAN 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Barbara & Clive Barbara: Who's in charge here?
Clive: You are.
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8 | Barbara Rose ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WAR OF THE ROSES 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Barbara Rose Barbara Rose: Uh-oh... the return of the bald avenger.
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9 | Barbara Rose & Oliver Rose ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WAR OF THE ROSES 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Barbara Rose & Oliver Rose Barbara Rose: I want to say hello to the bald avenger. Oliver Rose: You haven't called him that in years.
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10 | Bilquis ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | AMERICAN GODS 2001 Literature | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Bilquis Bilquis: I worship your breasts and your hair and your cunt. I worship your thighs and your eyes and your cherry-red lips. I worship your nipples, from which the milk of life flows. Your kiss is honey and your touch scorches like fire, and I worship it. Bring me your lust in the morning, and bring me relief and your blessing in the evening. Let me walk in dark places unharmed and let me come to you once more and sleep beside you and make love with you again.
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11 | Brady ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS 1988 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Brady Brady: Oh, I think I'm in Heaven.
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12 | Brandi ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | OBSERVE AND REPORT 2009 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Brandi Brandi: Shit on me! Yeah! Yeah!
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13 | Brandi & Ronnie ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | OBSERVE AND REPORT 2009 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Brandi & Ronnie Brandi: Why are you stoppin', motherfucker? Ronnie: Oh, I'm sorry.
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14 | Brenda Meeks ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SCARY MOVIE 2 2001 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Brenda Meeks Brenda Meeks: I'm gonna make this mine! I'm gonna piss on your face! And then I'm gonna fart in your mouth! Yeah! And then I'm gonna shit on these walls, Ray! Too dirty?
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15 | Broots & Miss Parker ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE PRETENDER 1996 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Broots & Miss Parker Broots: I thought things were gonna be different between us. Miss Parker: There is no us. At least, not that they know of. Could you imagine what they would do if they knew? Broots: Right. Right. We don't... We don't wanna give them any ammunition, now do we? Miss Parker: Speaking of which... my clip is empty. Broots: Oh, yeah. I get it, baby.
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16 | Byron ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | UPLOAD 2020 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Byron Byron: I'm gonna jump on you like a live grenade.
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17 | Caesar ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOUND 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Caesar Caesar: You look good enough to eat.
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18 | Cheryl Anderson ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | LOST ANGELS 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cheryl Anderson Cheryl Anderson: Oh, gosh. Oh, don't say anything. Oh, just like that, just like that.
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19 | Corky & Violet ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOUND 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Corky & Violet Corky: What are you doing?
Violet: Isn't it obvious? I'm trying to seduce you.
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20 | Cutler & April ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | EASTBOUND & DOWN 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cutler & April Cutler: How's this feel?
April: It feels good.
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21 | Cutler & April ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | EASTBOUND & DOWN 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cutler & April Cutler: Did you come yet?
April: I was going to, but...
Cutler: I thought you did before, you know, and then...
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22 | Cutler & April ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | EASTBOUND & DOWN 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cutler & April Cutler: Should I keep going?
April: Do you want to keep going?
Cutler: Oh yeah, yeah, you know I always want to.
April: I'm okay if you want to take a break.
Cutler: Well, I'm so hard, but I just didn't know if we should come back to this.
April: That works.
Cutler: Well, let's take a break.
April: So I'm just gonna give it a couple more pumps and then, so three, two, one.
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23 | Dan Fielding ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: We're gonna make one hell of a chalk outline.
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24 | Dan Fielding ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: Hold onto your Dixie cups - the south will rise again!
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25 | Dasha Ovechkina ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FUTURE MAN 2017 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dasha Ovechkina Dasha Ovechkina: Now it is I who will plow your soil.
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26 | David Aames ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | VANILLA SKY 2001 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| David Aames David Aames: What the fuck is happening?
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27 | Derek Dematopolis & Aunt Gayle ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Derek Dematopolis & Aunt Gayle Derek Dematopolis: Ow, ow, ow, you're pulling my neck hair.
Aunt Gayle: It's mine now.
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28 | Desi Collings & Amy Dunne ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | GONE GIRL 2014 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Desi Collings & Amy Dunne Desi Collings: Go slowly. Amy Dunne: But I want it.
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29 | Dewey Cox ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WALK HARD 2007 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dewey Cox Dewey Cox: Goddamn it, this is a dark fucking period!
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30 | Diane ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Diane Diane: Fill my chamber with your powerful bullets!
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31 | Diane ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Diane Diane: Frack me, Mr. Peanutbutter! Frack me!
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32 | Diane McAllister ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ELECTION 1999 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Diane McAllister Diane McAllister: You gonna do it? Come on. Fill me up! Come on! Fill me up! Yeah! Good job!
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33 | Donnie ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FRIDAY THE 13TH 2009 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Donnie Donnie (to mannequin): It's been a long time, Gina. You remember the special night we had? You remember when you took my virginity? You're sexy. You}re still tight as ever. I'm gonna fucking pound you so hard.
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34 | Dr. Judith Malloy ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dr. Judith Malloy Dr. Judith Malloy: Oh Dan, make me scream like a banshee!
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35 | Emily Jessup & Eddie Jessup ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ALTERED STATES 1980 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Emily Jessup & Eddie Jessup Emily Jessup: What are you thinking about? Eddie Jessup: God. Jesus, crucifixions.
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36 | Emily Sanderson ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | A NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY 1998 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Emily Sanderson Emily Sanderson: Sofa beds, end tables, oh yes! Chairs, yes! Ottomans! We're gonna be bigger than IKEA, Home Depot, oh my god, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, IKEA!
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37 | Finch ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | AMERICAN PIE 1999 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Finch Finch: Oh, Stifler's Mom, whoa!
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38 | Fletch & Angela De Grassi ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | CONFESS, FLETCH 2022 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Fletch & Angela De Grassi Fletch: Your famine creates traffic jams. Angela de Grassi: Please, no more Italian.
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39 | Freddie ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FEELING MINNESOTA 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Freddie Freddie: Move to your left. To the right. Bullseye!
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40 | Freddie ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FEELING MINNESOTA 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Freddie Freddie: You gotta shave, baby. You're ruining my skin.
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41 | Freddie ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FEELING MINNESOTA 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Freddie Freddie: Did you come for me? Did you?
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42 | Gag Me Girl & Peter ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL 2008 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Gag Me Girl & Peter Gag Me Girl: Hi. Peter: Hi. Gag Me Girl: Hi. Peter: Hi. Gag Me Girl: Hi. Peter: Okay, do you mind not saying that over and over again? Gag Me Girl: You can gag me. Peter: You brought a gag? Gag Me Girl: And handcuffs. Do you wanna gag me? Peter: Kind of, now.
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43 | Gary ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR 1977 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Gary Gary: Shut up bitch. I'm ready now.
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44 | Gary ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR 1977 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Gary Gary: I shouldn't have drunk so much. I'm not ready. Damn it, I'm not ready.
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45 | Gary & Meredith ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | EARLY EDITION 1996 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Gary & Meredith Gary: You just dropped my book. Meredith: So? Gary: So pick it up. Meredith: Don't tell me what to do. It's your book. You pick it up.(Meredith kisses Gary)
Gary: What are you doing?
Meredith: What do you mean, what am I doing? I kissed you.
Gary: I know you kissed me. Why'd you stop?
Meredith: I didn't stop. You stopped.
Gary: I didn't stop. Kiss me again.
Meredith: Don't tell me what to do. (Gary kisses Meredith) Don't ever tell me what to do.
Gary: Okay.
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46 | George & Priscilla ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BORED TO DEATH 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| George & Priscilla George: What's my name? I want to hear you say it. Priscilla: Nosferatu George: No, you forgot to say great. The great Nosferatu. Priscilla: Sorry. George: All right, do it again.
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47 | Ginger ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FOOTLOOSE 1984 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ginger Ginger (according to Ren in his bullshit story he tells Willard): Don't stop! Don't stop! Make Ginger pop!
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48 | Groupie & Dewey Cox ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WALK HARD 2007 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Groupie & Dewey Cox Groupie: Dewey, are you enjoying yourself?
Dewey Cox: Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you were here.
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49 | Harlan Williams ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | GOLDEN YEARS 1991 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harlan Williams Harlan Williams: Let's dance, Gina.
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50 | Henry Fondle ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Henry Fondle Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): It is imminent! Prepare to exchange fluids.
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51 | Henry Fondle ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Henry Fondle Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): Let's put on a Lionel Richie album and finger each other's holes.
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52 | Homer Simpson ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Homer Simpson Homer Simpson: Hey good lookin', wanna snuggle with Tyrannosaurus Sex?
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53 | Jenny & John Leslie Stevenson ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | TIME AFTER TIME 1979 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jenny & John Leslie Stevenson Jenny: What's your name, dearie? John Leslie Stevenson: John. Jenny: John. Oh, John. Oh, John. John. John. John Leslie Stevenson: But my friends all call me Jack.
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54 | Jesus Christ ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FUTURE MAN 2017 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jesus Christ Jesus Christ: Uh-oh... He is risen.
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55 | John Malkovich ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BEING JOHN MALKOVICH 1999 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| John Malkovich John Malkovich: Did you call me Lotte?
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56 | Kathy & Bob ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WILLY'S WONDERLAND 2021 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Kathy & Bob Kathy: Is it weird that I'm getting really turned on right now? Bob: Oh, you a freak-freak.
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57 | Kitty ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Kitty Kitty: I'd rather sit on your lap and suck out your fillings.
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58 | Kitty ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Kitty Kitty: Oh, was I being a bad kitty? I should be disciplined.
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59 | Krista Coughlin ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE TOWN 2010 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Krista Coughlin Krista Coughlin: Is that what you want? Is that what you want?
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60 | Krista Coughlin ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE TOWN 2010 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Krista Coughlin Krista Coughlin: Say you love it!
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61 | Kristy Briggs ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SHE'S HAVING A BABY 1988 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Kristy Briggs Kristy Briggs: Here's to successful fertilization, sweetie.
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62 | Lauren Van Chance & Dustin Mulray ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE BUBBLE 2022 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lauren Van Chance & Dustin Mulray Lauren Van Chance: Take me to the peak! Dustin Mulray: We are on a mountain! Lauren Van Chance: Mount Everest!
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63 | Lawrence ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FRIDAY THE 13TH 2009 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lawrence Lawrence: Lady, I'm about to ruin your perfect day.
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64 | Lesley & Laura ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BIRDMAN 2014 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lesley & Laura Lesley: What are you doing? Laura: Nothing. Lesley: Do it again.
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65 | Linda Belcher & Bob Belcher ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Linda Belcher & Bob Belcher Linda Belcher: All right, sex time!
Linda Belcher: Yeah.
Bob Belcher: Let's go!
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66 | Lucy Lawless ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lucy Lawless Lucy Lawless: Xena needs xex!
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67 | MacGruber & Casey ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | MACGRUBER 2010 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| MacGruber & Casey MacGruber: I'm going to shoot. I'm going to fucking shoot. Casey: I'm gonna shoot too. MacGruber: Let's shoot together. Casey: Okay.
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68 | MacGruber & Vicki ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | MACGRUBER 2010 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| MacGruber & Vicki MacGruber: My God, I'm gonna frigging explode inside you! I'm going to spill it! I'm going to fill you up! Vicki: I'm going to fill you up! MacGruber: What? Vicki: I'm going to full you up! MacGruber: Okay, just let me do the talking.
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69 | Maggie Rice ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | CITY OF ANGELS 1998 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Maggie Rice Maggie Rice: Do you feel that? And that? How does it feel? Tell me what it feels like. Does it feel warm? We fit together. We were made to fit together.
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70 | Manjula & Apu ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Manjula & Apu Manjula: Oh Apu, take me now! Apu: Oh, Calcutta!
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71 | Marge Simpson ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Marge Simpson Marge Simpson: Come and get me, you syrupy stack of man-cakes.
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72 | Marnie Burke ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE LAWNMOWER MAN 1992 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Marnie Burke Marnie Burke: I'm stuck! I'm stuck in this stuff. I don't like it.
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73 | Married Patient ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ANALYZE THIS 1999 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Married Patient Married Patient: You're my big boy. You're my bucking bronco. I'm gonna ride you hard and put you back in the barn wet.
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74 | Mary ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ABOUT TIME 2013 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mary Mary: I'm gonna go into the bedroom and put on my new pajamas. And then in a minute you can come in and take them off.
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75 | Michael Berkow ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | VERY BAD THINGS 1998 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Michael Berkow Michael Berkow: This isn't work, is it?
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76 | Michelle ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | AMERICAN PIE 1999 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Michelle Michelle: What's my name? Say my name, Bitch!
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77 | Mike Kershaw ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | RUSSIAN DOLL 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mike Kershaw Mike Kershaw: Why don't you come over and sit on my face right now?
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78 | Mindy St. Claire ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE GOOD PLACE 2016 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mindy St. Claire Mindy St. Claire: God! This feels so weird. Do some coke off my butt!
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79 | Mistress Pearl ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | PAYBACK 1999 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mistress Pearl Mistress Pearl: On your knees, bitch. I want satisfaction.
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80 | Misty ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | GRAND THEFT AUTO III 2001 Video Games | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Misty Misty: I'm bored, when are you gonna drill me?
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81 | Moe Szyslak ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Moe Szyslak Moe Szyslak (whispering to postal worker delivering his mail): Oh that's it, baby. All for Moe. Oh yeah, work the slot. Show me the package.
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82 | Mr. Wiggles ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE PRETENDER 1996 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Wiggles Mr. Wiggles: Make my funk the P funk!
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83 | Mr. Wiggles ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE PRETENDER 1996 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Wiggles Mr. Wiggles: I wants to get funked up!
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84 | Mrs. MacNulty ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mrs. MacNulty Mrs. MacNulty: Ravage me now, you prancing pony!
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85 | Nadine Cross ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE STAND 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Nadine Cross Nadine Cross: Pull tab A, Harold and shut up.
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86 | Navin Johnson ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE JERK 1979 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Navin Johnson Navin Johnson: Hey, this is like a ride!
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87 | Nora Antony ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | UPLOAD 2020 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Nora Antony Nora Antony: No talking today.
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88 | Olivia Dunham & Peter Bishop ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FRINGE 2008 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Olivia Dunham & Peter Bishop Olivia Dunham (text): Can you come over? We need to talk. Olivia Dunham (in person): I lied to you. Peter Bishop: About what? Olivia Dunham: I don't want to talk.
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89 | Paul Viti ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ANALYZE THIS 1999 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Paul Viti Paul Viti: Now I am thinkin' about my wife.
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90 | Paul Viti ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ANALYZE THIS 1999 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Paul Viti Paul Viti: Would you stop talkin'? I'm tryin' to do this here.
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91 | Peacemaker ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | PEACEMAKER 2022 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Peacemaker Peacemaker: Freedom!
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92 | Penelope ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | TRADING PLACES 1983 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Penelope Penelope: I want you, Louis, now.
![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageBus/bus_77150.jpg)
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93 | Popclaw ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Popclaw Popclaw: You're a filthy pig who likes to eat ass!
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94 | Principal Skinner ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Principal Skinner Principal Skinner: Come on, Edna, don't be tardy!
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95 | Quiet ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | TWISTED METAL 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Quiet Quiet: Do you think something's about to happen? Because it definitely is.
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96 | Quiet ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | TWISTED METAL 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Quiet Quiet: I've never fucked in a ballpit? twice.
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97 | Ramada Thompson ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | HOT SHOTS! 1991 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ramada Thompson Ramada Thompson: I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it.
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98 | Randal ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | CLERKS 1994 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Randal Randal: People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl Mom.
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99 | Randy ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | JASON GOES TO HELL 1993 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Randy Randy: You think you're ready for Tony the Wonder Llama?
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100 | Ray ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SCARY MOVIE 2 2001 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ray Ray: This is a fun game, huh? Uncle Ray's got a game. Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, You want to play with Uncle Ray? Peekaboo! Here's a little balloon animal!
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101 | Romy White ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION 1997 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Romy White Romy White: You are Columbus and I am America. Discover me, Ramon!
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102 | Ron Burgundy & Veronica Corningstone ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY 2004 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ron Burgundy & Veronica Corningstone Ron Burgundy: The most glorious rainbow ever! Veronica Corningstone: Do me on it!
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103 | Root & Shaw ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Root & Shaw Root: I guess you're in the mindset now. Shaw: Shut up.
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104 | Samantha O'Dwyer & Arthur O'Dwyer ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BONE TOMAHAWK 2015 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Samantha O'Dwyer & Arthur O'Dwyer Samantha O'Dwyer: How's your tibia? Arthur O'Dwyer: I'm not thinkin' about tibias right now.
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105 | Sarah & Aldous ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL 2008 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sarah & Aldous Sarah: Aldous. Wake up... Aldous. Wake up. Make love to me. Aldous: All right. You go on top, though, 'cause I'm knackered.
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106 | Seven of Nine & Harry Kim ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Seven of Nine & Harry Kim Seven of Nine: I've learned from observing Lieutenants Torres and Paris that humans sometimes require a pretext for being intimate with one another. Harry Kim: Intimate? Seven of Nine: Resistance is futile.
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107 | Sharon & Chris ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sharon & Chris Sharon: Suddenly I don't find you all that unattractive. I mean, with out faces this close together and everything, you could be almost anyone.
Chris: Well, well go on, go on and say it then, you want me, you crave my body, you crave it like a pearl diver craves fluffernutter.
Sharon: I do, I do, I know it's probably the hypothermic delirium, but God help me, I actually want you.
Well, then, let's go out with a bang and not a whimper, or if we do it right, both!
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108 | Shaw & Root ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Shaw & Root Shaw: It's hard to imagine both of us making it out of this in one piece. Root: Be a hell of a way to go.
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109 | Sixpack ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | LEVIATHAN 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sixpack Sixpack (to his Penthouse centerfold): Come on, baby, sit on my face.
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110 | Star ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BARB AND STAR GO TO VISTA DEL MAR 2021 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Star Star: Gosh, I need you inside me. Let's go make love against those hard wooden stairs.
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111 | Stewart Swinton & Laura Alden ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WOLF 1994 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stewart Swinton & Laura Alden Stewart Swinton: If you find me so attractive, how about me fucking you to death right now darling, how would that be? Laura Alden: I don't know I'll have to try it.
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112 | Stifler's Mom ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | AMERICAN PIE 1999 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stifler's Mom Stifler's Mom: Oh, Finchy Finch.
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113 | Stifler's Mom & Finch ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | AMERICAN PIE 2 2001 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stifler's Mom & Finch Stifler's Mom: Oh, Finchy, I missed you. Finch: Oh, Jeannine. Jeannine. Stifler's Mom: Call me Stifler's Mom. Finch: Oh, Stifler's Mom!
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114 | Stormfront ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stormfront Stormfront: What's this world coming to?
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115 | Stormfront ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stormfront Stormfront: Don't be a pussy - laser my fucking tits.
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116 | Stormfront ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stormfront Stormfront: Oh God, it fuckin' hurts... Don't stop!
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117 | Stormfront ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stormfront Stormfront: See? I told you I don't break easy.
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118 | Summer Smith ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Summer Smith Summer Smith (dream version): Let's make an inter generational sandwich.
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119 | Sylvia & Keith Frazier ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | INSIDE MAN 2006 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sylvia & Keith Frazier Sylvia: Did you bring Big Willie? Keith Frazier: And the twins.
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120 | Teresa ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SAUSAGE PARTY 2016 Animated Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Teresa Teresa: Once you go. taco, you never go back-o!
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121 | Terri ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | YOUR FRIENDS & NEIGHBORS 1998 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Terri Terri: Is there any chance you could shut the fuck up?
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122 | Theresa ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR 1977 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Theresa Theresa: Don't love me, just make love.
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123 | Theresa ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR 1977 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Theresa Theresa: Don't stop, don't stop, all I want, everything, everything.
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124 | Trent & Bree ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FRIDAY THE 13TH 2009 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Trent & Bree Trent: Oh, wow. Your tits are stupendous.
Bree: Wow, you really know how to make a girl feel special, huh?
Trent: That's what I do.
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125 | Trent & Bree ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FRIDAY THE 13TH 2009 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Trent & Bree Trent: Your tits are fucking just
Bree: I know.
Trent: So juicy, dude. You got perfect nipple placement, baby.
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126 | Veronica Corningstone & Ron Burgundy ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY 2004 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Veronica Corningstone & Ron Burgundy Veronica Corningstone: Take me to Pleasuretown! Ron Burgundy: Oh, we're going there!
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127 | Veronica Quaife ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE FLY 1986 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Veronica Quaife Veronica Quaife: Oh God, wait. Oh God. How can you keep going? You can't have any fluid left in your body. We've been doing this for hours.
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128 | Watermelon ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SAUSAGE PARTY: FOODTOPIA 2024 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Watermelon Watermelon: Oh, God, baby, tell me I'm organic.
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129 | Witch ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | CONAN THE BARBARIAN 1982 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Witch Witch: Zamora! The crossroads of the world. You will find what you want in Zamora.
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130 | Xenia Onatopp ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | GOLDENEYE 1995 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Xenia Onatopp Xenia Onatopp: You don't need the gun.
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131 | Zach ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | LAZER TEAM 2015 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Zach Zach: You like it rough, huh? Too rough! Too rough!
|