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| LAZER TEAM Film 2015. Written by Burnie Burns, Chris Demarais, Josh Flanagan and Matt Hullum. Directed by Matt Hullum. Starring Burnie Burns, Gavin Free, Michael Jones, Colton Dunn, Allie DeBerry and Alan Ritchson. | |||
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| 1 | BNL | BBB | Cinema | TV Stations | |||||||
BNL TV news network, named for music band Barenaked Ladies. | |||||||||||
| 2 | Dr. Flanagan | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors | |||||||
Dr. Flanagan Doctor called to the O.R. when the guys go to get their "physicals". | |||||||||||
| 3 | Dr. Marquis | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors | |||||||
Dr. Marquis Doctor called to the psychiatric ward when the guys go to get their "physicals". | |||||||||||
| 4 | KPRQ 4  | BBB | Television | TV News | |||||||
KPRQ 4 Local news in Milford, Texas.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Mama Gigante | BBB | Toys | Fireworks | |||||||
Mama Gigante Herman and Woody's firework that brings down The Antarian Federation's craft carrying the Suit of Power.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Meercats | BBB | Sports | School Mascots | |||||||
Meercats Ruby Lake High School mascot.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | National News with Ron Oliveira | BBB | Television | TV News | |||||||
National News with Ron Oliveira TV news program reporting on Lazer Team. | |||||||||||
| 4 | Ruby Lake High School | BBB | Education | High Schools | |||||||
Ruby Lake High School Milford High School rival.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Suit of Power | BBB | Apparel | Body Armor | |||||||
Suit of Power The Antarian Federation sends the Suit of Power to Earth for its champion, including the Particle Acceleration Gauntlet, Repulsor Defensive Gauntlet, Positronic Helmet and Quantum Boots. | |||||||||||
| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | |||||||||||
| 4 | July 24, 1979 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Birth Dates | |||||||
July 24, 1979 Anthony Hagan born.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | October 31, 1979 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Birth Dates | |||||||
October 31, 1979 Herman Mendoza born.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | October 1, 1987 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Birth Dates | |||||||
October 1, 1987 Subject Adam born, original intended recipient of The Antarian Federation's Suit of Power.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | May 16, 1995 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Birth Dates | |||||||
May 16, 1995 Woodrow Johnson born.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | March 16, 1996 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Birth Dates | |||||||
March 16, 1996 Zachary Spencer born.  | |||||||||||
| MAKE BELIEVE MAP | |||||||||||
| 3 | Milford Stadium | Map | Structures | Stadiums | |||||||
Milford Stadium Football stadium in Milford, Texas.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Record | Map | Outer Space | Planets | |||||||
Record Woody: Greetings to you, gross alien, whose planet I don't know the name of. We are Earthlings, from planet Earth. Hagan: Woody, you're talking to a recording. Woody: Oh, right. Greetings recording, from the planet Record. | |||||||||||
| 4 | Ruby Lake | Map | Water | Lakes | |||||||
Ruby Lake Lake near Milford, Texas where Hagan breaks up a teeage party. | |||||||||||
| OTHER | |||||||||||
| 5 | Deputy Hagan, Franksen & Soldiers  | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Deputy Hagan, Franksen & Soldiers Deputy Hagan: All right, I need to see some IDs now. Soldier: Or what - you gonna hit us with one of those lightsabers? Franksen: Hey, we're not the droids you're looking for. Soldier: Shut up, Franksen. Deputy Hagan: All right, that's it. Everybody out of the vehicle. Soldier: Peace out, Boba Fett. Soldier: Live long and prosper, baby! Deputy Hagan: It's not even the right movie, moron. | |||||||||||
| 6 | Herman | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Herman Herman: My balls just went numb. | |||||||||||
| 7 | Herman's old high school football nickna... | Other | Trivia | Name Game | |||||||
Herman's old high school football nickname.
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| 8 | Mindy | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Mindy Mindy: What a dick. | |||||||||||
| 9 | Neil DeGrasse Tyson | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Neil DeGrasse Tyson Neil deGrasse Tyson: My calculations show that, scientifically, we're screwed. | |||||||||||
| 10 | Project Pegasus | Other | Plans | Projects | |||||||
Project Pegasus U.S. military's next project - to send Lazer Team to outer space. | |||||||||||
| 11 | Project Perseus | Other | Plans | Projects | |||||||
Project Perseus U.S. military project to prepare a champion to defend Earth using The Antarian Federation's Suit of Power.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Solo | |||||||
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| 4 | Woody & Hagan | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Woody & Hagan Woody: Greetings to you, gross alien, whose planet I don't know the name of. We are Earthlings, from planet Earth. Hagan: Woody, you're talking to a recording. Woody: Oh, right. Greetings recording, from the planet Record. | |||||||||||
| 5 | Worg | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Worg Worg: We are Worg. We are your destruction. | |||||||||||
| 6 | Zach | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Zach Zach: You like it rough, huh? Too rough! Too rough! | |||||||||||
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