MACGRUBER Film 2010. Written by Will Forte, John Solomon and Jorma Taccone. Directed by Jorma Taccone. Starring Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, Ryan Phillippe, Maya Rudolph and Val Kilmer. | |||
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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU | |||||||||||
1 | Daily Gazette | BBB | Periodicals | Newspaper Gazettes | |||||||
Daily Gazette Headline: State of the Union Tonight. | |||||||||||
3 | F.I.T. Gym | BBB | Beauty Care | Fitness Centers | |||||||
F.I.T. Gym Frank's gym. | |||||||||||
4 | Fuck You America!! | BBB | Literature | Books | |||||||
Fuck You America!! Cunth writes a manifesto to lay all the blame on MacGruber. "A Manifesto by MacGruber". | |||||||||||
3 | Gold Street Cafe | BBB | Dining | Cafes and Delis | |||||||
Gold Street Cafe Vicki goes in undercover as MacGruber. | |||||||||||
3 | Speedy Triscreen | BBB | Services | Repair Services | |||||||
Speedy Triscreen Company name on van MacGruber's in outside Gold Street Cafe. Mobile screen door repair and installation. | |||||||||||
3 | Stansfield Rail Yard | BBB | Transportation | Train Stations | |||||||
Stansfield Rail Yard MacGruber tracks Cunth to the old Stansfield rail yard. | |||||||||||
4 | X5 | BBB | Weapons | Projectile Weapons | |||||||
X5 The missile with the nuclear warhead that Cunth steals. | |||||||||||
FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | |||||||||||
5 | April 24, 1963 | Dates | 20th Century: 60s | Birth Dates | |||||||
April 24, 1963 Date of Birth on Casey Janine Fitzpatrick's headstone in Pueblo, Colorado. | |||||||||||
3 | June 17, 1963 | Dates | 20th Century: 60s | Birth Dates | |||||||
June 17, 1963 Date of Birth on MacGruber's headstone in Pueblo, Colorado. | |||||||||||
3 | July 4, 1999 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Death Dates | |||||||
July 4, 1999 Date of Death on MacGruber and Casey Janine Fitzpatrick's headstones in Pueblo, Colorado. | |||||||||||
3 | May 26, 2001 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
May 26, 2001 Issue Date on MacGruber's Russian passport. | |||||||||||
3 | August 24, 2003 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
August 24, 2003 Issue Date on MacGruber's Japanese passport. | |||||||||||
3 | September 18, 2010 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |||||||
September 18, 2010 After using Dixon Piper as a human shield, MacGruber has sex with Vicki, then has sex with Casey's ghost in the cemetery. | |||||||||||
3 | September 19, 2010 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |||||||
September 19, 2010 MacGruber foils Cunth's plan to blow up Congress during the State of the Union. | |||||||||||
3 | May 26, 2011 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Expiration Dates | |||||||
May 26, 2011 Expiration Date on MacGruber's Russian passport. | |||||||||||
3 | August 24, 2013 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Expiration Dates | |||||||
August 24, 2013 Expiration Date on MacGruber's Japanese passport. | |||||||||||
OTHER | |||||||||||
3 | Cunth & Vicki | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Cunth & Vicki Cunth: Screw you, Cunth! Vicki: Is that an invitation? Cunth: Ew, no. | |||||||||||
4 | Dixon Piper | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Dixon Piper Dixon Piper: The Legendary MacGruber. Former Navy SEAL, Army Ranger and Green Beret. Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia, three each in Angola, Somalia, Mozambique, Nicaragua and Sierra Leone. Recipient of sixteen Purple Hearts, three Congressional Medals of Honor, seven Presidential Medals of Bravery and starting tight end for the University of Texas, El Paso. | |||||||||||
5 | MacGruber | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
MacGruber MacGruber (after his third bad guy throat rip of the night, which he calls a "turkey"): Gobble, gobble, gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble! | |||||||||||
6 | MacGruber | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
MacGruber MacGruber: I cannot wait to cut off your dick and shove it in your mouth! | |||||||||||
7 | MacGruber | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
MacGruber MacGruber: I will suck your dick, I will suck your fucking dick, just join my team. I'll suck your dick, you can fuck me, you can get fucked by me. You can watch me fuck something? Just point at something in the room and I'll fuck it for you! Just tell me what you want me to fuck! | |||||||||||
8 | MacGruber | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
MacGruber MacGruber: Hoss Bender, dead at the age of who the fuck cares. | |||||||||||
9 | MacGruber | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
MacGruber MacGruber: Macgrubie don't play like homie, and homie don't play like that. | |||||||||||
10 | MacGruber | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
MacGruber MacGruber: Hey Cunth - suck your own dick. | |||||||||||
11 | MacGruber | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
MacGruber MacGruber: Fuck you dude! | |||||||||||
12 | MacGruber & Casey | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
MacGruber & Casey MacGruber: I'm going to shoot. I'm going to fucking shoot. Casey: I'm gonna shoot too. MacGruber: Let's shoot together. Casey: Okay. | |||||||||||
13 | MacGruber & Vicki | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
MacGruber & Vicki MacGruber: My God, I'm gonna frigging explode inside you! I'm going to spill it! I'm going to fill you up! Vicki: I'm going to fill you up! MacGruber: What? Vicki: I'm going to full you up! MacGruber: Okay, just let me do the talking. | |||||||||||
14 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Color Out of Space | |||||||
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