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| MACGRUBER Film 2010. Written by Will Forte, John Solomon and Jorma Taccone. Directed by Jorma Taccone. Starring Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, Ryan Phillippe, Maya Rudolph and Val Kilmer. | |||
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| 1 | Cunth & Vicki  | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cunth & Vicki Cunth: Screw you, Cunth! Vicki: Is that an invitation? Cunth: Ew, no. | |||||||||||
| 2 | Dixon Piper | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dixon Piper Dixon Piper: The Legendary MacGruber. Former Navy SEAL, Army Ranger and Green Beret. Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia, three each in Angola, Somalia, Mozambique, Nicaragua and Sierra Leone. Recipient of sixteen Purple Hearts, three Congressional Medals of Honor, seven Presidential Medals of Bravery and starting tight end for the University of Texas, El Paso. | |||||||||||
| 3 | MacGruber | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
MacGruber MacGruber (after his third bad guy throat rip of the night, which he calls a "turkey"): Gobble, gobble, gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble! | |||||||||||
| 4 | MacGruber | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
MacGruber MacGruber: I cannot wait to cut off your dick and shove it in your mouth! | |||||||||||
| 5 | MacGruber | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
MacGruber MacGruber: I will suck your dick, I will suck your fucking dick, just join my team. I'll suck your dick, you can fuck me, you can get fucked by me. You can watch me fuck something? Just point at something in the room and I'll fuck it for you! Just tell me what you want me to fuck! | |||||||||||
| 6 | MacGruber | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
MacGruber MacGruber: Hoss Bender, dead at the age of who the fuck cares. | |||||||||||
| 7 | MacGruber | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
MacGruber MacGruber: Macgrubie don't play like homie, and homie don't play like that. | |||||||||||
| 8 | MacGruber | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
MacGruber MacGruber: Hey Cunth - suck your own dick. | |||||||||||
| 9 | MacGruber | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
MacGruber MacGruber: Fuck you dude! | |||||||||||
| 10 | MacGruber & Casey | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
MacGruber & Casey MacGruber: I'm going to shoot. I'm going to fucking shoot. Casey: I'm gonna shoot too. MacGruber: Let's shoot together. Casey: Okay. | |||||||||||
| 11 | MacGruber & Vicki | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
MacGruber & Vicki MacGruber: My God, I'm gonna frigging explode inside you! I'm going to spill it! I'm going to fill you up! Vicki: I'm going to fill you up! MacGruber: What? Vicki: I'm going to full you up! MacGruber: Okay, just let me do the talking. | |||||||||||
| 12 | Untitled  | Themes | Color Out of Space | ||||||||
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