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1 | Abe Simpson ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Abe Simpson Abe Simpson: You're not so tough when someone hits you from behind with a golf club, are you?
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2 | Aisha & Clay ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE LOSERS 2010 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Aisha & Clay Aisha: I don't want to hurt you.
Clay: You're not going to.
Aisha: Oh, yes, I am.
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3 | Alice Johnson ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE DREAM MASTER 1988 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Alice Johnson Alice Johnson: Evil will see itself, and it shall die!
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4 | Andy Warhol ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Andy Warhol Andy Warhol: Soup's on, Fatboy!
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5 | Ash Light ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | MYTHIC QUEST: RAVEN'S BANQUET 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ash Light Ash Light: Lights out, baby.
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6 | Aunt Debra ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | REAL STEEL 2011 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Aunt Debra Aunt Debra: Knock that little bitch! Bust him open!
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7 | Averill ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | HEAVEN'S GATE 1980 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Averill Averill: Get up, Nate, I'm gonna whoop your ass.
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8 | Beavis ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD 1993 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Beavis Beavis: Say one more bad thing about Metallica, and I'll kick your ass!
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9 | Benjamin Sisko ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Benjamin Sisko Benjamin Sisko: If you want a fight, I will give you one.
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10 | Bernard Lowe ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WESTWORLD 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Bernard Lowe Bernard Lowe: Don't reach for it - you'll never pull it out in time.
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11 | Bethany ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL 2019 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Bethany Bethany: I will torch you bitches. I will literally burn your face.
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12 | The Blue Raja ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | MYSTERY MEN 1999 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| The Blue Raja The Blue Raja: Let's do lunch, boys, Blue Raja style!
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13 | Bob Barker ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Bob Barker Bob Barker: I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from skinning you alive, as long as no one wears the skin.
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14 | Brad Welsey's Henchman & Wade Garrett ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ROADHOUSE 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Brad Welsey's Henchman & Wade Garrett Brad Welsey's henchman: You wanna fight, dickless? Wade Garrett: I sure ain't gonna show you my dick.
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15 | Brad Wesley ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ROADHOUSE 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Brad Wesley Brad Wesley: I see you found my trophy room, Dalton. The only thing missing... is your ass.
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16 | Brand ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE GOONIES 1985 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Brand Brand: I'm going to hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes are going to be out of style!
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17 | Brennan Huff ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | STEP BROTHERS 2008 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Brennan Huff Brennan Huff: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm gonna kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!
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18 | Bud White ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | L.A. CONFIDENTIAL 1997 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Bud White Bud White: Why don't you dance with a man for a change?
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19 | Bull Shannon ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Bull Shannon Bull Shannon: Move, or I will invent the human pretzel.
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20 | Butcher ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Butcher Butcher: Evening, cunts.
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21 | Butt-head ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD 1993 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Butt-head Butt-head: I'm gonna give you two hits. My hand hitting your face, and uh, my hand hitting your face, again.
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22 | Butt-head ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD 1993 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Butt-head Butt-head: Shut up Beavis, before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth.
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23 | Buzz Hickey ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Buzz Hickey Buzz Hickey: If I come over there, there are gonna be two sounds: me hitting you twice.
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24 | Cammy Chameleon ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WILLY'S WONDERLAND 2021 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cammy Chameleon Cammy Chameleon: Wanna play, bitch?
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25 | Cammy Chameleon ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WILLY'S WONDERLAND 2021 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cammy Chameleon Cammy Chameleon: Playtime's over now, girlfriend.
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26 | Captain Carter ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS 2022 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Captain Carter Captain Carter: Oh, I could do this all day.
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27 | Captain Holt ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Captain Holt Captain Holt: Oh, I see you have a knife. But what you need is an umbrella. 'Cause there's a storm gonna rain down on you, punk.
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28 | Captain Holt ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Captain Holt Captain Holt: You took the wrong fluffy boy!
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29 | Captain Marvel ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS 2022 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Captain Marvel Captain Marvel: Get the hell out of my universe!
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30 | Captain Marvel ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Captain Marvel Captain Marvel: Hey, Whitesnake - we need to chat.
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31 | Cara Dune ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | STAR WARS: THE MANDALORIAN 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cara Dune Cara Dune: Come to mama.
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32 | The Champion ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| The Champion The Champion: You're no bigger than a Tarcadian field mouse.
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33 | Charles Weyland ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | AVP: ALIEN VS. PREDATOR 2004 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Charles Weyland Charles Weyland: Don't turn your back on me!
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34 | Charlie Decker ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | RAGE 1977 Literature | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Charlie Decker Charlie Decker: Mr. Man, you can go straight to hell.
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35 | Chip Hazard ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SMALL SOLDIERS 1998 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Chip Hazard Chip Hazard: You got a lot of guts. Let's see what they look like.
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36 | Chip Hazard ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SMALL SOLDIERS 1998 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Chip Hazard Chip Hazard: Expect no mercy Gorgonite ally.
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37 | Chris Farber ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | V: THE FINAL BATTLE 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Chris Farber Chris Farber: In about five seconds, you're gonna be cloud-dancing.
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38 | Claire Redfield ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | RESIDENT EVIL: WELCOME TO RACCOON CITY 2021 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Claire Redfield Claire Redfield: Get the fuck away from my brother.
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39 | Clarence Beeks ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | TRADING PLACES 1983 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Clarence Beeks Clarence Beeks: I will rip out your eyes and piss on your brain!
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40 | Clayton Poole ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FOR ALL MANKIND 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Clayton Poole Clayton Poole: That's a fascinating insight. You make another one like that, and I'll kick your teeth down the back of your throat.
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41 | Cliff Ellison ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | AMERICAN FICTION 2023 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cliff Ellison Cliff Ellison: You want me to beat your ass? Get the fuck out of here! I will eat your sweater vest for dinner. Bitch. Go!
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42 | Colonel Nathan R. Jessup ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | A FEW GOOD MEN 1992 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Colonel Nathan R. Jessup Colonel Nathan R. Jessup: I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Marine!
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43 | Constantine ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | MUPPETS MOST WANTED 2014 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Constantine Constantine: Let's dance.
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44 | Cooke & John Matrix ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | COMMANDO 1985 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cooke & John Matrix Cooke: You scared, motherfucker? Well, you should be. This green beret's going to kick your big ass. John Matrix: I eat green berets for breakfasts, and right now I'm very hungry.
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45 | Cooke & John Matrix ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | COMMANDO 1985 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cooke & John Matrix Cooke: Fuck you, asshole. John Matrix: Fuck you, asshole.
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46 | Count Dooku ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | TALES OF THE JEDI 2022 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Count Dooku Count Dooku: I'm afraid it is too late.
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47 | Count Dooku & Yaddle ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | TALES OF THE JEDI 2022 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Count Dooku & Yaddle Count Dooku: Running back to your council? Yaddle: It is you who has run, Dooku, into the arms of evil.
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48 | Dale ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | TUCKER AND DALE VS. EVIL 2010 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dale Dale: You want a killer hillbilly, I'll show you a killer hillbilly.
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49 | Dalton ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ROADHOUSE 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dalton Dalton: Go fuck yourself.
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50 | Dani Rojas ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | TED LASSO 2020 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dani Rojas Dani Rojas: I am not your bro. We are now enemies, and soon, you will be my bitch.
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51 | Darth Vader ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | STAR WARS: OBI-WAN KENOBI 2022 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Darth Vader Darth Vader: You should have killed me when you had the chance.
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52 | David Aames ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | VANILLA SKY 2001 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| David Aames David Aames: Why don't you ask me to my face, bitch?
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53 | The Deep ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| The Deep The Deep: Light out you fuckin' muff taco.
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54 | Dennis Riday & Fred ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | HOT TO TROT 1988 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dennis Riday & Fred Dennis Riday: Hey, lard ass, get that piece of shit outta my way! Fred: What did you say? Dennis Riday: You heard me. Get that piece of shit out of my way. Fred: That's not very polite. That's not even being a good sport. When you say something like that, I just want to rip your god damned arm off and feed it to that stupid horse! Now, get outta my way!
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55 | Derek ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE GOOD PLACE 2016 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Derek Derek: I will destroy you.
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56 | Detective Jimmy Shaker ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | RANSOM 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Detective Jimmy Shaker Detective Jimmy Shaker: You think you're suffering right now? Huh? You got no idea what suffering is.
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57 | Dexter Morgan ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | DEXTER 2006 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dexter Morgan Dexter Morgan: You have made me your sworn enemy, you evil woman.
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58 | Dick Stensland ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | L.A. CONFIDENTIAL 1997 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dick Stensland Dick Stensland: This is for ours, Pancho.
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59 | Diego ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Diego Diego: Oh yeah, mojo. It's just you and me. Show me what you got.
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60 | Doctor Octopus ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 1963 Comic Books | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Doctor Octopus Doctor Octopus: You dare speak flippantly to me! You fool! When I'm finished with you, you'll sing a different tune!
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61 | Doctor Strange ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS 2022 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Doctor Strange Doctor Strange: This time it's going to take more than killing me to kill me.
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62 | Dominic Toretto ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FURIOUS 7 2015 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dominic Toretto Dominic Toretto: I'm ready to meet my maker. Are you?
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63 | Donald Crease ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SNEAKERS 1992 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Donald Crease Donald Crease: Motherfuckers! Mess with me and I split your head!
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64 | Dr. Joseph Cole & Scott McKenzie ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | TIMESTALKERS 1987 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dr. Joseph Cole & Scott McKenzie Dr. Joseph Cole: Draw, Professor. Scott McKenzie: After you, Sir. Dr. Joseph Cole: Congratulations, Professor Mckenzie. You succeeded just in time.
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65 | Dr. Zoidberg ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dr. Zoidberg Dr. Zoidberg: Get ready, Fry, I'm going to rip your swim bladder out and show it to you.
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66 | Dracula ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE MONSTER SQUAD 1987 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dracula Dracula: Give me the amulet, you bitch!
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67 | Eddie Brock ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SPIDER-MAN 3 2007 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Eddie Brock Eddie Brock: Never wound what you can't kill.
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68 | Edgar Frog ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | LOST BOYS 2: THE TRIBE 2008 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Edgar Frog Edgar Frog: Who ordered the stake?
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69 | Emma ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE WOMAN IN THE HOUSE 2022 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Emma Emma: Those were baby teeth you stupid asshole.
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70 | Felix ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | MANNEQUIN 1987 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Felix Felix: Switcher - this is for my mama!
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71 | Felix ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | MANNEQUIN 1987 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Felix Felix: I'm gonna knock you into the middle of next week!
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72 | Fish ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE ROCKER 2008 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Fish Fish: I will drag you down to hell with me! I will eat your souls!
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73 | Fox Mulder ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE X-FILES 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Fox Mulder Fox Mulder: I'm dying, you idiot. If I could get up, I'd kick your ass.
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74 | Frank Darbo ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SUPER 2010 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Frank Darbo Frank Darbo: Shut up, crime!
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75 | Freddie Harris ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION 2002 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Freddie Harris Freddie Harris: So you wanna be on Dangertainment? Let's see what you got.
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76 | Freddie Harris ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION 2002 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Freddie Harris Freddie Harris: Trick or treat, motherfucker!
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77 | Freddy Krueger ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE DREAM MASTER 1988 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger: No pain, no gain.
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78 | Freddy Krueger ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE DREAM MASTER 1988 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger: You've got their power. I've got their souls. Come on!
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79 | Freddy Krueger ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE DREAM MASTER 1988 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger: You think you've got what it takes? I've been guarding my gate for a long time, bitch!
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80 | Freddy Krueger ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | DREAM WARRIORS 1987 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger: You're mine now, little piggy!
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81 | Freddy Krueger ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE DREAM MASTER 1988 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger: How sweet. Fresh meat.
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82 | Frenchie ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Frenchie Frenchie: She says she's going to stick her boot up your Nazi kitty.
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83 | Gale Weathers ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SCREAM 6 2023 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Gale Weathers Gale Weathers: How's that for nostalgia, fucker?
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84 | Gandhi ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | UHF 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Gandhi Gandhi: Don't move, slimeball.
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85 | General Izzi ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | COMING 2 AMERICA 2021 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| General Izzi General Izzi: Fighting is not for pretty girls and princesses.
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86 | Genero ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FUNNY MONEY 2006 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Genero Genero: I'll shoot the insides out of a cannoli.
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87 | George Bush ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| George Bush George Bush: I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet.
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88 | Giant Santa ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | JINGLE ALL THE WAY 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Giant Santa Giant Santa: I'm gonna deck your halls, bub.
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89 | Grace Kennedy-Sampson ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | JUPITER'S LEGACY 2021 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Grace Kennedy-Sampson Grace Kennedy-Sampson: Oh, what are you eyeballing', chipmunk?
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90 | Green Goblin ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME 2021 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Green Goblin Green Goblin: Can the Spider-Man come out to play?
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91 | Green Goblin ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME 2021 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Green Goblin Green Goblin: Poor Peter... too weak to send me home to die.
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92 | Green Goblin ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SPIDER-MAN 2002 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Green Goblin Green Goblin: Misery, misery, misery, that's what you've chosen. I offered you friendship and you spat in my face!
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93 | Grey Trace & STEM ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | UPGRADE 2018 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Grey Trace & STEM Grey Trace: Did you see that? Hmm? See, you thought I was an invalid, but you didn't know that I'm a fucking ninja.
STEM: While I am state-of-the-art, Grey, I am not a ninja.
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94 | Gunner Jensen ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE EXPENDABLES 2010 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Gunner Jensen Gunner Jensen: What do you wear, size three? Bring it, Happy Feet!
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95 | Gwendy ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SMALL SOLDIERS 1998 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Gwendy Gwendy: If you can't accessorize, pulverize!
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96 | Harry Osborn ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SPIDER-MAN 3 2007 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Osborn Harry Osborn: I protected you in high school now I'm gonna kick your little ass!
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97 | Hector Garcia ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE RETIREMENT PLAN 2023 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Hector Garcia Hector Garcia: When I call, you answer, you fucking prick. Who do you think you're fucking with? I will cut your balls off and fee them to my fucking dogs!
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98 | Hoffs & Hanson ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | 21 JUMP STREET 1987 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Hoffs & Hanson Hoffs: Where's Fuller?
Hanson: Bad clams. He left me in charge.
Hoffs: Yes, but I'm the senior officer next to the captain.
Hanson: You're a girl.
Hoffs: Hanson, if you don't tell me what's going on here, you too will be a girl.
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99 | Homer Simpson ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Homer Simpson Homer Simpson: Silly rabbit, kicks are for ribs!
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100 | Homer Simpson ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Homer Simpson Homer Simpson: Like we say in my country, hasta la vista, baby!
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101 | Howard Langston & Mall Santa ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | JINGLE ALL THE WAY 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Howard Langston & Mall Santa Howard Langston: You know what you guys are? Nothing but a bunch of sleazy con men in red suits. Mall Santa: What did you call us? Howard Langston: You heard me right. Con men, thieves, degenerates, low lifes, thugs, criminals! Mall Santa: In the North Pole, them are fighting words, partner. Put 'em up.
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102 | Hutch Mansell ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | NOBODY 2021 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Hutch Mansell Hutch Mansell: I'm gonna fuck you up.
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103 | Irina Kapp & Reese ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Irina Kapp & Reese Irina Kapp: Shoot the dog. Reese: I wouldn't do that, fellas.
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104 | Ivan Klimatovich ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | HELLBOY 2004 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ivan Klimatovich Ivan Klimatovich: If I still had legs, I'd kick your ass!
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105 | Jack Burton ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA 1986 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jack Burton Jack Burton: Hey, you - come on over here and fight like a man!
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106 | James Bond ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | TOMORROW NEVER DIES 1997 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| James Bond James Bond: Filthy habit.
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107 | Jayme ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jayme Jayme: Suck it, squid boy.
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108 | Jennifer Goines ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | 12 MONKEYS 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jennifer Goines Jennifer Goines: Good morning, Titan. This is J.H. Bond coming at you from WKRP in 2043. I'm rocking the time stream from AM to PM, B.C. to A.D. Now, this one goes out to Tired in Titan, the sleepy, dulcet tones of Olivia Kirschner. Long time listener, first-time Witness, with a face for radio and a voice for NPR. Surprise, bitch!
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109 | Jensen ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE LOSERS 2010 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jensen Jensen: Face down, or I'll make your heart stop beatin' with my mind.
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110 | Jimmy ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ROADHOUSE 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jimmy Jimmy: Damn, boy. I thought you were good.
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111 | Jimmy ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ROADHOUSE 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jimmy Jimmy: I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
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112 | John Matrix ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | COMMANDO 1985 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| John Matrix John Matrix: Come on, Bennett. Let's party.
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113 | John Matrix ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | COMMANDO 1985 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| John Matrix John Matrix: I'll be back, Bennett.
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114 | John Matrix ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | COMMANDO 1985 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| John Matrix John Matrix: You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
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115 | Johnny Storm ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FANTASTIC FOUR 2005 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Johnny Storm Johnny Storm: You think that's funny, Pebbles?
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116 | Julius ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | JASON TAKES MANHATTAN 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Julius Julius: Take your best shot, motherfucker.
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117 | Killer ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SCARY MOVIE 2000 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Killer Killer: Surprise, Cindy!
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118 | Killer Joe Cooper ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | KILLER JOE 2011 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Killer Joe Cooper Killer Joe Cooper: If you insult me again, I will cut your face off and wear it over my own. Do you understand?
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119 | Kirk Lazarus ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | TROPIC THUNDER 2008 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: Want some? Get Some!
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120 | Kirk Lazarus ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | TROPIC THUNDER 2008 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Kirk Lazarus Kirk Lazarus: Here's my motherfuckin' farm!
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121 | Kor ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Kor Kor: I take the sword to my grave before I give it to you.
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122 | Liberty Valance ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE 1962 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Liberty Valance Liberty Valance: A lawyer, huh? I'll teach you law - western law.
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123 | Linda ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BETTER OFF TED 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Linda Linda: I will tear off your head and tinkle in your skull! I'm just kidding.
![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageBus/bus_116802.jpg)
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124 | Lisa ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WEIRD SCIENCE 1985 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lisa Lisa: I can be a real serious bitch - if I don't get what I want.
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125 | Londo Mollari ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BABYLON 5 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Londo Mollari Londo Mollari: Blood calls out for blood.
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126 | Lonnie ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | DUE DATE 2010 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lonnie Lonnie: I call that little move the wheelbarrow.
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127 | Lou Fimple ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SECRET ADMIRER 1985 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lou Fimple Lou Fimple: One more thing, little boy. Get her pregnant, I'll blow your dick off.
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128 | Lou Mitchell ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lou Mitchell Lou Mitchell: Hey dumb ass - I cheated.
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129 | Louise Belcher ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Louise Belcher Louise Belcher: Hey, quick question: you ever see John Wick? Well, I'm John Wick, and Gene is my puppy, and you're those guys who did something to the puppy. I'm not sure what, because I only saw the trailer. But I know enough about it to know that you're gonna pay.
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130 | Louise Belcher ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Louise Belcher Louise Belcher: Oh, you're getting a banana in your tailpipe, and I am not talking about the van.
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131 | Lucas Sinclair ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | STRANGER THINGS 2016 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lucas Sinclair Lucas Sinclair: I wanted to be like you. I wanted to be normal. Turns out normal's just a raging psychopath.
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132 | Luke Hobbs ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FURIOUS 7 2015 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Luke Hobbs Luke Hobbs: You just earned yourself a dance with the devil, boy.
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133 | Luke Hobbs ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS 2017 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Luke Hobbs Luke Hobbs: I will beat your ass like a Cherokee drum.
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134 | Luke Hobbs ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS 2017 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Luke Hobbs Luke Hobbs: That's how you wanna play this? Let's play.
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135 | MacGruber ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | MACGRUBER 2010 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| MacGruber MacGruber: I cannot wait to cut off your dick and shove it in your mouth!
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136 | MacGruber ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | MACGRUBER 2010 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| MacGruber MacGruber: Hey Cunth - suck your own dick.
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137 | Maggie Beckett ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SLIDERS 1995 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Maggie Beckett Maggie Beckett: Never the face, bitch.
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138 | Magneto ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST 2014 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Magneto Magneto: You built these weapons to destroy us. Why? Because you are afraid of our gifts. Because we are different. Humanity has always feared that which is different. Well, I'm here to tell you, to tell the world, you're right to fear us. We are the future. We are the ones who will inherit this earth, and anyone who stands in our way will suffer the same fate as these men you see before you. Today was meant to be a display of your power. Instead I give you a glimpse of the devastation my race can unleash upon yours. Let this be a warning to the world. And to my mutant brothers and sisters out there, I say this: no more hiding, no more suffering. You have lived in the shadows in shame and fear for too long. Come out, join me. Fight together in the brotherhood of our kind. A new tomorrow, that starts today.
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139 | Man in Black ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WESTWORLD 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Man in Black Man in Black: I think you'll find I'm not the man I used to be.
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140 | Man in Black & Maeve Millay ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WESTWORLD 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Man in Black & Maeve Millay Man in Black: Hey Maeve, I've been looking forward to this. Maeve Millay: You're ot yet tired of getting your ass kicked my me?
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141 | Mandy ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SMALLVILLE 2001 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mandy Mandy: You want a quote? Back off bitch.
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142 | Marge Simpson ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Marge Simpson Marge Simpson: You've just been Marge-inalized.
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143 | Marni Olsen ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | YOU AGAIN 2010 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Marni Olsen Marni Olsen: Oh, kitty likes to scratch.
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144 | Michael Garibaldi ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BABYLON 5 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Michael Garibaldi Michael Garibaldi: Right. Let's do it.
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145 | Michael Garibaldi ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BABYLON 5 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Michael Garibaldi Michael Garibaldi: You hurt that lady and I'll see it takes you ten days to die.
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146 | Michelle Kwan ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Michelle Kwan Michelle Kwan: Beware the wrath of Kwan!
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147 | Mike ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mike Mike: Okay, asshole. You wanna play? Trick or treat?
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148 | Miss Parker ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE PRETENDER 1996 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Miss Parker Miss Parker: Twitch - and I'll be washing gray matter off the walls.
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149 | Moe Szyslak ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Moe Szyslak Moe Szyslak: Power off, Einstein!
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150 | Mother's Milk ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mother's Milk Mother's Milk: You can move him. Good luck with me.
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151 | Mr. Blonde ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | RESERVOIR DOGS 1992 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde: Eddie, if you're talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch!
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152 | Mr. Goldenfold ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Goldenfold Mr. Goldenfold: The name's not buddy. It's Goldenfold. Nice to wheat you!
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153 | Mr. Rogers ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Rogers Mr. Rogers: It's a beautiful day to kick your ass!
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154 | Mr. Squirt ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | HAPPY DAYS 1974 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Squirt Mr. Squirt: Tell you what - you let us keep the bike, and we'll let you keep every bone in your body.
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155 | Mr. Vernon ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE BREAKFAST CLUB 1985 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Vernon Mr. Vernon: Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.
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156 | Mr. White ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | RESERVOIR DOGS 1992 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. White Mr. White: If I have to tell you again to back off, me and you are going to go round and round.
![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageBus/bus_67184.jpg)
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157 | Octavius ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2006 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Octavius Octavius: Unleash hell!
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158 | Paul ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | PAUL 2011 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Paul Paul: Yo, fuck nuts - it's probin' time.
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159 | Peter Gaulke ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | STRANGE WILDERNESS 2008 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Peter Gaulke Peter Gaulke: Hey, why are you all up in my waist, man? You feeling froggy? Huh? Why don't you take a leap?
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160 | Peter Yogorov & Carter ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Peter Yogorov & Carter Peter Yogorov: First five guys through that door get an early retirement. Carter: That come with a pension?
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161 | Piper Lee & Jonah King ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | DRIVE ANGRY 2011 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Piper Lee & Jonah King Jonah King: I am going to kill you, and then I'm going to defile your corpse.
Piper Lee: Between now and then, I'm gonna fuck you up.
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162 | Quark ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Quark Quark: Well, I guess that's enough talking. Now back to the fighting.
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163 | Queen Maeve ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Queen Maeve Queen Maeve: He's even more of a Twink than in the photo. I could split that shit like dry firewood.
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164 | Queen Maeve ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Queen Maeve Queen Maeve: Hey Kraut!
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165 | Redneck #1 & Redneck #2 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Redneck #1 & Redneck #2 Redneck #1: Hey, you - let's fight! Redneck #2: Them's fightin' words!
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166 | Reese ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Reese Reese: Come near us again and you will be sorry.
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167 | Rembrandt Brown ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SLIDERS 1995 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Rembrandt Brown Rembrandt Brown: You laugh at that!
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168 | Richard Gere ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Richard Gere Richard Gere: It's a good thing Buddhism, teaches freedom from desire, because I've got the desire to kick your ass.
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169 | Richard Nixon ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Richard Nixon Richard Nixon: Bring it on, soup can!
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170 | Rick Hunter ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | HUNTER 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Rick Hunter Rick Hunter: Well, punk... you gonna go for it?
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171 | Rick Sanchez ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Rick Sanchez Rick Sanchez: What up, you decoy motherfuckers. Come on down to Rick's House of Squids, where I'm serving your ass on a platter.
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172 | Robin Hood ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS 1993 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Robin Hood Robin Hood: Prepare for the fight scene.
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173 | Roger ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SECRET ADMIRER 1985 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Roger Roger: One more crack out of you Wisenheimer, and I'm gonna butter your necktie!
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174 | Roland Kincaid ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE DREAM MASTER 1988 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Roland Kincaid Roland Kincaid: Take that, motherfucker!
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175 | Royal Abbot & Karl Cleaver ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | OUTER RANGE 2022 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Royal Abbot & Karl Cleaver Royal Abbot: Put down the Fritos, pal. Now you listen to me, you slack-jawed tub of guts, I know the Tillersons are paying you off, but hear me when I say my west pasture is my west pasture, and if you don't call off that hearing, I might just have to show you a nice big hole in the earth that you do not want to be acquainted with. 'Cause guess what you're not
gonna find in that hole, Karl.
Karl Cleaver: Fritos?
Royal Abbot: There are no Fritos in that hole, Karl. So munch up while you can, big boy, 'cause I got plans for you.
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176 | Scary Terry ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Scary Terry Scary Terry: Welcome to your nightmare, bitch!
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177 | Semmi ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | COMING 2 AMERICA 2021 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Semmi Semmi: Defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's balls.
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178 | Seth Gecko ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FROM DUSK TILL DAWN 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Seth Gecko Seth Gecko: Everybody be cool, or you'll be just as dead as these fucks!
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179 | Seven of Nine & the Champion ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Seven of Nine & the Champion Seven of Nine: I assure you, resistance is futile. The Champion: So is all your talk.
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180 | Shaw ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Shaw Shaw: You ever have a staring contest with a fish? No eyelids. Kind of pointless, right? Like you reaching for the scattergun.
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181 | Sideshow Bob ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sideshow Bob Sideshow Bob: You erased my past. Now I'll erase your future.
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182 | Sirella & Jadzia Dax ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sirella & Jadzia Dax Sirella: It is time for the Bre'Nan ritual. Jadzia Dax: I'm busy. Sirella: Busy acting like a Risian slut.
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183 | Spider-Man ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SPIDER-MAN 3 2007 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Spider-Man Spider-Man: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.
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184 | Starbuck ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BATTLESTAR GALACTICA 2004 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Starbuck Starbuck: C'mon bitch!
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185 | Stephen Hawking ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stephen Hawking Stephen Hawking: If you are looking for trouble, you found it.
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186 | Steven Beck ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | LEVIATHAN 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Steven Beck Steven Beck: I think if I hear you call me "Becky" one more time, Sixpack, I'm gonna pop your tops... all six of 'em.
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187 | Storm ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | X-MEN 2000 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Storm Storm: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.
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188 | Stormfront ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stormfront Stormfront: Aw, can't do your magic little hand thingy anymore? How come?
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189 | Stormfront ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stormfront Stormfront: There you are, you slippery little bitch!
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190 | Stuart Abernathy ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | SMALL SOLDIERS 1998 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stuart Abernathy Stuart Abernathy: Put this is your pipe and smoke it!
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191 | The Thing ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FANTASTIC FOUR 2005 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| The Thing The Thing: That's it, Tinkerbell. You wanna fly? Then fly!
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192 | Thor ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Thor Thor: Viva Las Vegas!
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193 | Thor ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Thor Thor: Here's a thought. Why don't you just buzz off?
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194 | Thor ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE SANDMAN 1989 Comic Books | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Thor Thor: If you do not open this fartsucking door, then my hammer Mjollnir with smash it into toothpicks! Hah! I am the mighty Thor!
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195 | Thor ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Thor Thor: Have at you!
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196 | Thor ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Thor Thor: Nobody messes with Vegas.
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197 | Tiger ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | FUTURE MAN 2017 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Tiger Tiger: You want to dance? Let's Lindy hop!
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198 | Tina Belcher ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Tina Belcher Tina Belcher: Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it.
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199 | Todd Howard ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | TEEN WOLF TOO 1987 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Todd Howard Todd Howard: Why don't you shut your mouth.
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200 | Tolan ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | UPGRADE 2018 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Tolan Tolan: Son, if I were to hit you, you'd wake up in the past.
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201 | Tom Mullen ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | RANSOM 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Tom Mullen Tom Mullen: If I don't get my son back and I mean real soon, you better kill yourself! By the time I'm done with you, you'll wish you'd never been born! I'll have your head on a fucking pike!
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202 | Victor Creed ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE 2009 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Victor Creed Victor Creed: I despise my humanity as much as you cherish yours. And I will come for you without mercy.
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203 | Wade Garrett ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | ROADHOUSE 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Wade Garrett Wade Garrett: Damn, that hurts, doesn't it?
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204 | The Watcher ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| The Watcher The Watcher: You cannot compute the power of my will.
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205 | Wendell Dukes & Evan ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | THE BELKO EXPERIMENT 2016 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Wendell Dukes & Evan Wendell Dukes: Who do you think you are? Evan: Not much, man, but don't try me, I'm on fucking edge.
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206 | White Abed ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| White Abed White Abed: Let's go, Slumdog.
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207 | Worf ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Worf Worf: You rule without wisdom and without honor.
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208 | Worf ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Worf Worf: Assimilate this.
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209 | Worf ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Worf Worf: I will apologize for this at a later time... You are in my seat! Bartender! Bloodwine! ...What is that smell? Is there a pile of rotting forshak in here? Or is it you? Stand when I talk to you! Or do you think it is funny?
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