THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS
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1Abe Simpson THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Abe Simpson
Abe Simpson: You're not so tough when someone hits you from behind with a golf club, are you?

2Aisha & Clay THE LOSERS 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Aisha & Clay
Aisha: I don't want to hurt you.
Clay: You're not going to.
Aisha: Oh, yes, I am.





3Alice Johnson THE DREAM MASTER 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Alice Johnson
Alice Johnson: Evil will see itself, and it shall die!

4Andy Warhol THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Andy Warhol
Andy Warhol: Soup's on, Fatboy!

5Ash Light MYTHIC QUEST: RAVEN'S BANQUET 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Ash Light
Ash Light: Lights out, baby.

6Aunt Debra REAL STEEL 2011 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Aunt Debra
Aunt Debra: Knock that little bitch! Bust him open!

7Averill HEAVEN'S GATE 1980 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Averill
Averill: Get up, Nate, I'm gonna whoop your ass.



8Beavis BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD 1993 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Beavis
Beavis: Say one more bad thing about Metallica, and I'll kick your ass!

9Benjamin Sisko STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Benjamin Sisko
Benjamin Sisko: If you want a fight, I will give you one.

10Bernard Lowe WESTWORLD 2015 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Bernard Lowe
Bernard Lowe: Don't reach for it - you'll never pull it out in time.

11Bethany JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL 2019 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Bethany
Bethany: I will torch you bitches. I will literally burn your face.

12The Blue Raja MYSTERY MEN 1999 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

The Blue Raja
The Blue Raja: Let's do lunch, boys, Blue Raja style!



13Bob Barker FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Bob Barker
Bob Barker: I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from skinning you alive, as long as no one wears the skin.



14Brad Welsey's Henchman & Wade Garrett ROADHOUSE 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Brad Welsey's Henchman & Wade Garrett
Brad Welsey's henchman: You wanna fight, dickless?
Wade Garrett: I sure ain't gonna show you my dick.


15Brad Wesley ROADHOUSE 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Brad Wesley
Brad Wesley: I see you found my trophy room, Dalton. The only thing missing... is your ass.

16Brand THE GOONIES 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Brand
Brand: I'm going to hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes are going to be out of style!



17Brennan Huff STEP BROTHERS 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Brennan Huff
Brennan Huff: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm gonna kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!

18Bud White L.A. CONFIDENTIAL 1997 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Bud White
Bud White: Why don't you dance with a man for a change?



19Bull Shannon NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Bull Shannon
Bull Shannon: Move, or I will invent the human pretzel.

20Butcher THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Butcher
Butcher: Evening, cunts.

21Butt-head BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD 1993 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Butt-head
Butt-head: I'm gonna give you two hits. My hand hitting your face, and uh, my hand hitting your face, again.

22Butt-head BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD 1993 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Butt-head
Butt-head: Shut up Beavis, before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth.

23Buzz Hickey COMMUNITY 2009 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Buzz Hickey
Buzz Hickey: If I come over there, there are gonna be two sounds: me hitting you twice.

24Cammy Chameleon WILLY'S WONDERLAND 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Cammy Chameleon
Cammy Chameleon: Wanna play, bitch?

25Cammy Chameleon WILLY'S WONDERLAND 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Cammy Chameleon
Cammy Chameleon: Playtime's over now, girlfriend.

26Captain Carter MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS 2022 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Captain Carter
Captain Carter: Oh, I could do this all day.



27Captain Holt BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Captain Holt
Captain Holt: Oh, I see you have a knife. But what you need is an umbrella. 'Cause there's a storm gonna rain down on you, punk.

28Captain Holt BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Captain Holt
Captain Holt: You took the wrong fluffy boy!

29Captain Marvel MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS 2022 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Captain Marvel
Captain Marvel: Get the hell out of my universe!



30Captain Marvel WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Captain Marvel
Captain Marvel: Hey, Whitesnake - we need to chat.

31Cara Dune STAR WARS: THE MANDALORIAN 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Cara Dune
Cara Dune: Come to mama.

32The Champion STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

The Champion
The Champion: You're no bigger than a Tarcadian field mouse.

33Charles Weyland AVP: ALIEN VS. PREDATOR 2004 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Charles Weyland
Charles Weyland: Don't turn your back on me!

34Charlie Decker RAGE 1977 LiteratureOtherQuotesQuotes

Charlie Decker
Charlie Decker: Mr. Man, you can go straight to hell.

35Chip Hazard SMALL SOLDIERS 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Chip Hazard
Chip Hazard: You got a lot of guts. Let's see what they look like.



36Chip Hazard SMALL SOLDIERS 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Chip Hazard
Chip Hazard: Expect no mercy Gorgonite ally.



37Chris Farber V: THE FINAL BATTLE 1984 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Chris Farber
Chris Farber: In about five seconds, you're gonna be cloud-dancing.



38Claire Redfield RESIDENT EVIL: WELCOME TO RACCOON CITY 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Claire Redfield
Claire Redfield: Get the fuck away from my brother.

39Clarence Beeks TRADING PLACES 1983 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Clarence Beeks
Clarence Beeks: I will rip out your eyes and piss on your brain!

40Clayton Poole FOR ALL MANKIND 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Clayton Poole
Clayton Poole: That's a fascinating insight. You make another one like that, and I'll kick your teeth down the back of your throat.

41Cliff Ellison AMERICAN FICTION 2023 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Cliff Ellison
Cliff Ellison: You want me to beat your ass? Get the fuck out of here! I will eat your sweater vest for dinner. Bitch. Go!



42Colonel Nathan R. Jessup A FEW GOOD MEN 1992 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Colonel Nathan R. Jessup
Colonel Nathan R. Jessup: I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Marine!

43Constantine MUPPETS MOST WANTED 2014 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Constantine
Constantine: Let's dance.



44Cooke & John Matrix COMMANDO 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Cooke & John Matrix
Cooke: You scared, motherfucker? Well, you should be. This green beret's going to kick your big ass.
John Matrix: I eat green berets for breakfasts, and right now I'm very hungry.


45Cooke & John Matrix COMMANDO 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Cooke & John Matrix
Cooke: Fuck you, asshole.
John Matrix: Fuck you, asshole.


46Count Dooku TALES OF THE JEDI 2022 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Count Dooku
Count Dooku: I'm afraid it is too late.

47Count Dooku & Yaddle TALES OF THE JEDI 2022 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Count Dooku & Yaddle
Count Dooku: Running back to your council?
Yaddle: It is you who has run, Dooku, into the arms of evil.


48Dale TUCKER AND DALE VS. EVIL 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Dale
Dale: You want a killer hillbilly, I'll show you a killer hillbilly.

49Dalton ROADHOUSE 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Dalton
Dalton: Go fuck yourself.



50Dani Rojas TED LASSO 2020 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Dani Rojas
Dani Rojas: I am not your bro. We are now enemies, and soon, you will be my bitch.

51Darth Vader STAR WARS: OBI-WAN KENOBI 2022 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Darth Vader
Darth Vader: You should have killed me when you had the chance.

52David Aames VANILLA SKY 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

David Aames
David Aames: Why don't you ask me to my face, bitch?

53The Deep THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

The Deep
The Deep: Light out you fuckin' muff taco.



54Dennis Riday & Fred HOT TO TROT 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Dennis Riday & Fred
Dennis Riday: Hey, lard ass, get that piece of shit outta my way!
Fred: What did you say?
Dennis Riday: You heard me. Get that piece of shit out of my way.
Fred: That's not very polite. That's not even being a good sport. When you say something like that, I just want to rip your god damned arm off and feed it to that stupid horse! Now, get outta my way!




55Derek THE GOOD PLACE 2016 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek
Derek: I will destroy you.

56Detective Jimmy Shaker RANSOM 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Detective Jimmy Shaker
Detective Jimmy Shaker: You think you're suffering right now? Huh? You got no idea what suffering is.

57Dexter Morgan DEXTER 2006 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: You have made me your sworn enemy, you evil woman.

58Dick Stensland L.A. CONFIDENTIAL 1997 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Dick Stensland
Dick Stensland: This is for ours, Pancho.



59Diego THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Diego
Diego: Oh yeah, mojo. It's just you and me. Show me what you got.

60Doctor Octopus THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 1963 Comic BooksOtherQuotesQuotes

Doctor Octopus
Doctor Octopus: You dare speak flippantly to me! You fool! When I'm finished with you, you'll sing a different tune!



61Doctor Strange MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS 2022 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Doctor Strange
Doctor Strange: This time it's going to take more than killing me to kill me.

62Dominic Toretto FURIOUS 7 2015 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Dominic Toretto
Dominic Toretto: I'm ready to meet my maker. Are you?

63Donald Crease SNEAKERS 1992 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Donald Crease
Donald Crease: Motherfuckers! Mess with me and I split your head!

64Dr. Joseph Cole & Scott McKenzie TIMESTALKERS 1987 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Dr. Joseph Cole & Scott McKenzie
Dr. Joseph Cole: Draw, Professor.
Scott McKenzie: After you, Sir.
Dr. Joseph Cole: Congratulations, Professor Mckenzie. You succeeded just in time.


65Dr. Zoidberg FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Dr. Zoidberg
Dr. Zoidberg: Get ready, Fry, I'm going to rip your swim bladder out and show it to you.



66Dracula THE MONSTER SQUAD 1987 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Dracula
Dracula: Give me the amulet, you bitch!

67Eddie Brock SPIDER-MAN 3 2007 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Eddie Brock
Eddie Brock: Never wound what you can't kill.

68Edgar Frog LOST BOYS 2: THE TRIBE 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Edgar Frog
Edgar Frog: Who ordered the stake?



69Emma THE WOMAN IN THE HOUSE 2022 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Emma
Emma: Those were baby teeth you stupid asshole.

70Felix MANNEQUIN 1987 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Felix
Felix: Switcher - this is for my mama!



71Felix MANNEQUIN 1987 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Felix
Felix: I'm gonna knock you into the middle of next week!



72Fish THE ROCKER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Fish
Fish: I will drag you down to hell with me! I will eat your souls!

73Fox Mulder THE X-FILES 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Fox Mulder
Fox Mulder: I'm dying, you idiot. If I could get up, I'd kick your ass.

74Frank Darbo SUPER 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Frank Darbo
Frank Darbo: Shut up, crime!

75Freddie Harris HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION 2002 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Freddie Harris
Freddie Harris: So you wanna be on Dangertainment? Let's see what you got.



76Freddie Harris HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION 2002 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Freddie Harris
Freddie Harris: Trick or treat, motherfucker!



77Freddy Krueger THE DREAM MASTER 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Freddy Krueger
Freddy Krueger: No pain, no gain.

78Freddy Krueger THE DREAM MASTER 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Freddy Krueger
Freddy Krueger: You've got their power. I've got their souls. Come on!

79Freddy Krueger THE DREAM MASTER 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Freddy Krueger
Freddy Krueger: You think you've got what it takes? I've been guarding my gate for a long time, bitch!

80Freddy Krueger DREAM WARRIORS 1987 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Freddy Krueger
Freddy Krueger: You're mine now, little piggy!

81Freddy Krueger THE DREAM MASTER 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Freddy Krueger
Freddy Krueger: How sweet. Fresh meat.



82Frenchie THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Frenchie
Frenchie: She says she's going to stick her boot up your Nazi kitty.

83Gale Weathers SCREAM 6 2023 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Gale Weathers
Gale Weathers: How's that for nostalgia, fucker?

84Gandhi UHF 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Gandhi
Gandhi: Don't move, slimeball.

85General Izzi COMING 2 AMERICA 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

General Izzi
General Izzi: Fighting is not for pretty girls and princesses.

86Genero FUNNY MONEY 2006 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Genero
Genero: I'll shoot the insides out of a cannoli.



87George Bush THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

George Bush
George Bush: I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet.

88Giant Santa JINGLE ALL THE WAY 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Giant Santa
Giant Santa: I'm gonna deck your halls, bub.



89Grace Kennedy-Sampson JUPITER'S LEGACY 2021 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Grace Kennedy-Sampson
Grace Kennedy-Sampson: Oh, what are you eyeballing', chipmunk?

90Green Goblin SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Green Goblin
Green Goblin: Can the Spider-Man come out to play?

91Green Goblin SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Green Goblin
Green Goblin: Poor Peter... too weak to send me home to die.

92Green Goblin SPIDER-MAN 2002 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Green Goblin
Green Goblin: Misery, misery, misery, that's what you've chosen. I offered you friendship and you spat in my face!

93Grey Trace & STEM UPGRADE 2018 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Grey Trace & STEM
Grey Trace: Did you see that? Hmm? See, you thought I was an invalid, but you didn't know that I'm a fucking ninja.
STEM: While I am state-of-the-art, Grey, I am not a ninja.




94Gunner Jensen THE EXPENDABLES 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Gunner Jensen
Gunner Jensen: What do you wear, size three? Bring it, Happy Feet!



95Gwendy SMALL SOLDIERS 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Gwendy
Gwendy: If you can't accessorize, pulverize!



96Harry Osborn SPIDER-MAN 3 2007 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Harry Osborn
Harry Osborn: I protected you in high school now I'm gonna kick your little ass!

97Hector Garcia THE RETIREMENT PLAN 2023 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Hector Garcia
Hector Garcia: When I call, you answer, you fucking prick. Who do you think you're fucking with? I will cut your balls off and fee them to my fucking dogs!



98Hoffs & Hanson 21 JUMP STREET 1987 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Hoffs & Hanson
Hoffs: Where's Fuller?
Hanson: Bad clams. He left me in charge.
Hoffs: Yes, but I'm the senior officer next to the captain.
Hanson: You're a girl.
Hoffs: Hanson, if you don't tell me what's going on here, you too will be a girl.




99Homer Simpson THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson: Silly rabbit, kicks are for ribs!

100Homer Simpson THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson: Like we say in my country, hasta la vista, baby!

101Howard Langston & Mall Santa JINGLE ALL THE WAY 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Howard Langston & Mall Santa
Howard Langston: You know what you guys are? Nothing but a bunch of sleazy con men in red suits.
Mall Santa: What did you call us?
Howard Langston: You heard me right. Con men, thieves, degenerates, low lifes, thugs, criminals!
Mall Santa: In the North Pole, them are fighting words, partner. Put 'em up.




102Hutch Mansell NOBODY 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Hutch Mansell
Hutch Mansell: I'm gonna fuck you up.

103Irina Kapp & Reese PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Irina Kapp & Reese
Irina Kapp: Shoot the dog.
Reese: I wouldn't do that, fellas.


104Ivan Klimatovich HELLBOY 2004 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Ivan Klimatovich
Ivan Klimatovich: If I still had legs, I'd kick your ass!

105Jack Burton BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA 1986 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack Burton
Jack Burton: Hey, you - come on over here and fight like a man!



106James Bond TOMORROW NEVER DIES 1997 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

James Bond
James Bond: Filthy habit.

107Jayme THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Jayme
Jayme: Suck it, squid boy.

108Jennifer Goines 12 MONKEYS 2015 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Jennifer Goines
Jennifer Goines: Good morning, Titan. This is J.H. Bond coming at you from WKRP in 2043. I'm rocking the time stream from AM to PM, B.C. to A.D. Now, this one goes out to Tired in Titan, the sleepy, dulcet tones of Olivia Kirschner. Long time listener, first-time Witness, with a face for radio and a voice for NPR. Surprise, bitch!

109Jensen THE LOSERS 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Jensen
Jensen: Face down, or I'll make your heart stop beatin' with my mind.



110Jimmy ROADHOUSE 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Jimmy
Jimmy: Damn, boy. I thought you were good.



111Jimmy ROADHOUSE 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Jimmy
Jimmy: I used to fuck guys like you in prison.



112John Matrix COMMANDO 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

John Matrix
John Matrix: Come on, Bennett. Let's party.

113John Matrix COMMANDO 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

John Matrix
John Matrix: I'll be back, Bennett.

114John Matrix COMMANDO 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

John Matrix
John Matrix: You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

115Johnny Storm FANTASTIC FOUR 2005 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Johnny Storm
Johnny Storm: You think that's funny, Pebbles?

116Julius JASON TAKES MANHATTAN 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Julius
Julius: Take your best shot, motherfucker.



117Killer SCARY MOVIE 2000 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Killer
Killer: Surprise, Cindy!



118Killer Joe Cooper KILLER JOE 2011 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Killer Joe Cooper
Killer Joe Cooper: If you insult me again, I will cut your face off and wear it over my own. Do you understand?

119Kirk Lazarus TROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: Want some? Get Some!

120Kirk Lazarus TROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: Here's my motherfuckin' farm!

121Kor STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Kor
Kor: I take the sword to my grave before I give it to you.

122Liberty Valance THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE 1962 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Liberty Valance
Liberty Valance: A lawyer, huh? I'll teach you law - western law.

123Linda BETTER OFF TED 2009 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Linda
Linda: I will tear off your head and tinkle in your skull! I'm just kidding.



124Lisa WEIRD SCIENCE 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: I can be a real serious bitch - if I don't get what I want.

125Londo Mollari BABYLON 5 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Londo Mollari
Londo Mollari: Blood calls out for blood.

126Lonnie DUE DATE 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Lonnie
Lonnie: I call that little move the wheelbarrow.

127Lou Fimple SECRET ADMIRER 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Lou Fimple
Lou Fimple: One more thing, little boy. Get her pregnant, I'll blow your dick off.

128Lou Mitchell PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Lou Mitchell
Lou Mitchell: Hey dumb ass - I cheated.

129Louise Belcher BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Louise Belcher
Louise Belcher: Hey, quick question: you ever see John Wick? Well, I'm John Wick, and Gene is my puppy, and you're those guys who did something to the puppy. I'm not sure what, because I only saw the trailer. But I know enough about it to know that you're gonna pay.



130Louise Belcher BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Louise Belcher
Louise Belcher: Oh, you're getting a banana in your tailpipe, and I am not talking about the van.



131Lucas Sinclair STRANGER THINGS 2016 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Lucas Sinclair
Lucas Sinclair: I wanted to be like you. I wanted to be normal. Turns out normal's just a raging psychopath.

132Luke Hobbs FURIOUS 7 2015 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Luke Hobbs
Luke Hobbs: You just earned yourself a dance with the devil, boy.

133Luke Hobbs THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS 2017 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Luke Hobbs
Luke Hobbs: I will beat your ass like a Cherokee drum.

134Luke Hobbs THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS 2017 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Luke Hobbs
Luke Hobbs: That's how you wanna play this? Let's play.

135MacGruber MACGRUBER 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

MacGruber
MacGruber: I cannot wait to cut off your dick and shove it in your mouth!

136MacGruber MACGRUBER 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

MacGruber
MacGruber: Hey Cunth - suck your own dick.

137Maggie Beckett SLIDERS 1995 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Maggie Beckett
Maggie Beckett: Never the face, bitch.

138Magneto X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST 2014 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Magneto
Magneto: You built these weapons to destroy us. Why? Because you are afraid of our gifts. Because we are different. Humanity has always feared that which is different. Well, I'm here to tell you, to tell the world, you're right to fear us. We are the future. We are the ones who will inherit this earth, and anyone who stands in our way will suffer the same fate as these men you see before you. Today was meant to be a display of your power. Instead I give you a glimpse of the devastation my race can unleash upon yours. Let this be a warning to the world. And to my mutant brothers and sisters out there, I say this: no more hiding, no more suffering. You have lived in the shadows in shame and fear for too long. Come out, join me. Fight together in the brotherhood of our kind. A new tomorrow, that starts today.

139Man in Black WESTWORLD 2015 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Man in Black
Man in Black: I think you'll find I'm not the man I used to be.

140Man in Black & Maeve Millay WESTWORLD 2015 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Man in Black & Maeve Millay
Man in Black: Hey Maeve, I've been looking forward to this.
Maeve Millay: You're ot yet tired of getting your ass kicked my me?


141Mandy SMALLVILLE 2001 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Mandy
Mandy: You want a quote? Back off bitch.

142Marge Simpson THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Marge Simpson
Marge Simpson: You've just been Marge-inalized.

143Marni Olsen YOU AGAIN 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Marni Olsen
Marni Olsen: Oh, kitty likes to scratch.

144Michael Garibaldi BABYLON 5 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Michael Garibaldi
Michael Garibaldi: Right. Let's do it.

145Michael Garibaldi BABYLON 5 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Michael Garibaldi
Michael Garibaldi: You hurt that lady and I'll see it takes you ten days to die.

146Michelle Kwan THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Michelle Kwan
Michelle Kwan: Beware the wrath of Kwan!

147Mike HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Mike
Mike: Okay, asshole. You wanna play? Trick or treat?



148Miss Parker THE PRETENDER 1996 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Miss Parker
Miss Parker: Twitch - and I'll be washing gray matter off the walls.

149Moe Szyslak THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak: Power off, Einstein!

150Mother's Milk THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Mother's Milk
Mother's Milk: You can move him. Good luck with me.

151Mr. Blonde RESERVOIR DOGS 1992 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Mr. Blonde
Mr. Blonde: Eddie, if you're talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch!



152Mr. Goldenfold RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Mr. Goldenfold
Mr. Goldenfold: The name's not buddy. It's Goldenfold. Nice to wheat you!



153Mr. Rogers THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Mr. Rogers
Mr. Rogers: It's a beautiful day to kick your ass!

154Mr. Squirt HAPPY DAYS 1974 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Mr. Squirt
Mr. Squirt: Tell you what - you let us keep the bike, and we'll let you keep every bone in your body.

155Mr. Vernon THE BREAKFAST CLUB 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Mr. Vernon
Mr. Vernon: Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.

156Mr. White RESERVOIR DOGS 1992 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Mr. White
Mr. White: If I have to tell you again to back off, me and you are going to go round and round.



157Octavius NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2006 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Octavius
Octavius: Unleash hell!

158Paul PAUL 2011 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Paul
Paul: Yo, fuck nuts - it's probin' time.



159Peter Gaulke STRANGE WILDERNESS 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Peter Gaulke
Peter Gaulke: Hey, why are you all up in my waist, man? You feeling froggy? Huh? Why don't you take a leap?

160Peter Yogorov & Carter PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Peter Yogorov & Carter
Peter Yogorov: First five guys through that door get an early retirement.
Carter: That come with a pension?


161Piper Lee & Jonah King DRIVE ANGRY 2011 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Piper Lee & Jonah King
Jonah King: I am going to kill you, and then I'm going to defile your corpse.
Piper Lee: Between now and then, I'm gonna fuck you up.





162Quark STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Quark
Quark: Well, I guess that's enough talking. Now back to the fighting.

163Queen Maeve THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Queen Maeve
Queen Maeve: He's even more of a Twink than in the photo. I could split that shit like dry firewood.

164Queen Maeve THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Queen Maeve
Queen Maeve: Hey Kraut!

165Redneck #1 & Redneck #2 THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Redneck #1 & Redneck #2
Redneck #1: Hey, you - let's fight!
Redneck #2: Them's fightin' words!




166Reese PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Reese
Reese: Come near us again and you will be sorry.

167Rembrandt Brown SLIDERS 1995 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Rembrandt Brown
Rembrandt Brown: You laugh at that!

168Richard Gere THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Richard Gere
Richard Gere: It's a good thing Buddhism, teaches freedom from desire, because I've got the desire to kick your ass.

169Richard Nixon FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Richard Nixon
Richard Nixon: Bring it on, soup can!



170Rick Hunter HUNTER 1984 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Rick Hunter
Rick Hunter: Well, punk... you gonna go for it?

171Rick Sanchez RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: What up, you decoy motherfuckers. Come on down to Rick's House of Squids, where I'm serving your ass on a platter.

172Robin Hood ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS 1993 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Robin Hood
Robin Hood: Prepare for the fight scene.



173Roger SECRET ADMIRER 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Roger
Roger: One more crack out of you Wisenheimer, and I'm gonna butter your necktie!

174Roland Kincaid THE DREAM MASTER 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Roland Kincaid
Roland Kincaid: Take that, motherfucker!

175Royal Abbot & Karl Cleaver OUTER RANGE 2022 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Royal Abbot & Karl Cleaver
Royal Abbot: Put down the Fritos, pal. Now you listen to me, you slack-jawed tub of guts, I know the Tillersons are paying you off, but hear me when I say my west pasture is my west pasture, and if you don't call off that hearing, I might just have to show you a nice big hole in the earth that you do not want to be acquainted with. 'Cause guess what you're not gonna find in that hole, Karl.
Karl Cleaver: Fritos?
Royal Abbot: There are no Fritos in that hole, Karl. So munch up while you can, big boy, 'cause I got plans for you.


176Scary Terry RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Scary Terry
Scary Terry: Welcome to your nightmare, bitch!

177Semmi COMING 2 AMERICA 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Semmi
Semmi: Defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's balls.

178Seth Gecko FROM DUSK TILL DAWN 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Seth Gecko
Seth Gecko: Everybody be cool, or you'll be just as dead as these fucks!



179Seven of Nine & the Champion STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Seven of Nine & the Champion
Seven of Nine: I assure you, resistance is futile.
The Champion: So is all your talk.


180Shaw PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Shaw
Shaw: You ever have a staring contest with a fish? No eyelids. Kind of pointless, right? Like you reaching for the scattergun.

181Sideshow Bob THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Bob: You erased my past. Now I'll erase your future.

182Sirella & Jadzia Dax STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Sirella & Jadzia Dax
Sirella: It is time for the Bre'Nan ritual.
Jadzia Dax: I'm busy.
Sirella: Busy acting like a Risian slut.


183Spider-Man SPIDER-MAN 3 2007 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Spider-Man
Spider-Man: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.

184Starbuck BATTLESTAR GALACTICA 2004 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Starbuck
Starbuck: C'mon bitch!

185Stephen Hawking THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Stephen Hawking
Stephen Hawking: If you are looking for trouble, you found it.



186Steven Beck LEVIATHAN 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Steven Beck
Steven Beck: I think if I hear you call me "Becky" one more time, Sixpack, I'm gonna pop your tops... all six of 'em.

187Storm X-MEN 2000 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Storm
Storm: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

188Stormfront THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Stormfront
Stormfront: Aw, can't do your magic little hand thingy anymore? How come?

189Stormfront THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Stormfront
Stormfront: There you are, you slippery little bitch!

190Stuart Abernathy SMALL SOLDIERS 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Stuart Abernathy
Stuart Abernathy: Put this is your pipe and smoke it!

191The Thing FANTASTIC FOUR 2005 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

The Thing
The Thing: That's it, Tinkerbell. You wanna fly? Then fly!

192Thor WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Thor
Thor: Viva Las Vegas!

193Thor WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Thor
Thor: Here's a thought. Why don't you just buzz off?

194Thor THE SANDMAN 1989 Comic BooksOtherQuotesQuotes

Thor
Thor: If you do not open this fartsucking door, then my hammer Mjollnir with smash it into toothpicks! Hah! I am the mighty Thor!



195Thor WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Thor
Thor: Have at you!

196Thor WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Thor
Thor: Nobody messes with Vegas.

197Tiger FUTURE MAN 2017 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Tiger
Tiger: You want to dance? Let's Lindy hop!

198Tina Belcher BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Tina Belcher
Tina Belcher: Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it.



199Todd Howard TEEN WOLF TOO 1987 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Todd Howard
Todd Howard: Why don't you shut your mouth.

200Tolan UPGRADE 2018 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Tolan
Tolan: Son, if I were to hit you, you'd wake up in the past.



201Tom Mullen RANSOM 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Tom Mullen
Tom Mullen: If I don't get my son back and I mean real soon, you better kill yourself! By the time I'm done with you, you'll wish you'd never been born! I'll have your head on a fucking pike!

202Victor Creed X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE 2009 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Victor Creed
Victor Creed: I despise my humanity as much as you cherish yours. And I will come for you without mercy.

203Wade Garrett ROADHOUSE 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Wade Garrett
Wade Garrett: Damn, that hurts, doesn't it?

204The Watcher WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

The Watcher
The Watcher: You cannot compute the power of my will.

205Wendell Dukes & Evan THE BELKO EXPERIMENT 2016 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Wendell Dukes & Evan
Wendell Dukes: Who do you think you are?
Evan: Not much, man, but don't try me, I'm on fucking edge.


206White Abed COMMUNITY 2009 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

White Abed
White Abed: Let's go, Slumdog.

207Worf STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Worf
Worf: You rule without wisdom and without honor.

208Worf STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

Worf
Worf: Assimilate this.

209Worf STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

Worf
Worf: I will apologize for this at a later time... You are in my seat! Bartender! Bloodwine! ...What is that smell? Is there a pile of rotting forshak in here? Or is it you? Stand when I talk to you! Or do you think it is funny?


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