TED LASSO TV Series 2020. Created by Bill Lawrence, Jason Sudeikis, Brendan Hunt and Joe Kelly. Starring Jason Sudeikis, Hannah Waddingham, Jeremy Swift, Phil Dunster, Brett Goldstein, Brendan Hunt, Nick Mohammed and Juno Temple. | |||
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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU | |||||||||||
1 | 50 Nifty United Sauces | BBB | Menu | Menu Items | |||||||
50 Nifty United Sauces Menu of sauces at Yankee Doodle Burger Barn, the American-themed restaurant that Ted visits in Amsterdam. | |||||||||||
3 | AFC Richmond Greyhounds | BBB | Sports | Soccer Teams | |||||||
AFC Richmond Greyhounds Premiere League team in London. | |||||||||||
4 | Akufo League | BBB | Sports | Sports Associations | |||||||
Akufo League Rupert's proposed new super league. | |||||||||||
5 | Bantr | BBB | Computers | Mobile Apps | |||||||
Bantr Dating app that Keeley's company promotes. | |||||||||||
6 | Bones and Honey | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs | |||||||
Bones and Honey Bar that Nate receives an invitation to following the Richmond/West Ham game. | |||||||||||
7 | Condom for Balls | BBB | Personal Care | Sex Products | |||||||
Condom for Balls Barbara: Did you tell Shandy to call Emma Jayye at 4:00 in the morning, whilst drunk on "espresso martinis," to pitch her an idea for "condom for balls"? | |||||||||||
8 | Cox Lab | BBB | Services | Photography Services | |||||||
Cox Lab Company in the same building as KJPR. | |||||||||||
3 | Daily National | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers | |||||||
Daily National Newspaper from multiple episodes. | |||||||||||
4 | Darstein | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer | |||||||
Darstein Beer that Roy and Jamie drink at the pub. | |||||||||||
3 | Dasher | BBB | Services | Shipping and Storage | |||||||
Dasher Company in the same building as KJPR. | |||||||||||
3 | The Directors of Beboperations | BBB | Music | Musicians | |||||||
The Directors of Beboperations Director of Football Operations Leslie Higgins' little jazz jam band, made up of other DFOs. | |||||||||||
4 | DJ Damage Control | BBB | Music | Musicians | |||||||
DJ Damage Control Leslie Higgins's DJ name. He never actually used it, but he had the name ready in case he ever started. | |||||||||||
5 | Dr. Jacob Bryanson | BBB | Healthcare | Therapy | |||||||
Dr. Jacob Bryanson Ted and his ex-wife's old marriage counselor, whom Ted finds out she is now dating. | |||||||||||
6 | Dr. Wagner | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors | |||||||
Dr. Wagner Rebecca Welton's doctor. | |||||||||||
7 | Dubai Air | BBB | Transportation | Airlines | |||||||
Dubai Air Airline. | |||||||||||
8 | The Everyday Independent | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers | |||||||
The Everyday Independent Newspaper from multiple episodes. | |||||||||||
9 | Florida | BBB | Menu | Sandwiches | |||||||
Florida Sandwich menu item at Yankee Doodle Burger Barn, the American-themed restaurant that Ted visits in Amsterdam. | |||||||||||
10 | Footballer Passion Project Magazine | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines | |||||||
Footballer Passion Project Magazine Joke that Sam's friend and partner makes to him when he stops by the restaurant. | |||||||||||
11 | Freedom Fries | BBB | Menu | Fries | |||||||
Freedom Fries Menu item that Ted orders at Yankee Doodle Burger Barn, the American-themed restaurant that he visits in Amsterdam. | |||||||||||
12 | Hatchet and Rye | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs | |||||||
Hatchet and Rye Bar featuring axe-throwing that Coach Beard mentions: Tonight, me and Jane have reserved an axe-throwing lane at Hatchet and Rye. You fellas care to join the festivities? | |||||||||||
13 | KBPR | BBB | Services | Advertising and Marketing | |||||||
KBPR Keeley's new company. | |||||||||||
3 | KJPR | BBB | Services | Advertising and Marketing | |||||||
KJPR Keeley's publicity company. | |||||||||||
4 | Leaky Diapers | BBB | Television | TV Shows | |||||||
Leaky Diapers Joke Ted makes meeting a woman with a baby in the park - "Recognize you from that show." | |||||||||||
5 | London Sentinel | BBB | Periodicals | Newspaper Sentinels | |||||||
London Sentinel Company in the same building as KJPR. | |||||||||||
3 | Man City | BBB | Nightlife | Strip Clubs | |||||||
Man City Joke Coach Beard makes: Man City. I can't believe our white whale has the same name as the strip club where I danced in college. | |||||||||||
4 | New York | BBB | Menu | Sandwiches | |||||||
New York Sandwich menu item at Yankee Doodle Burger Barn, the American-themed restaurant that Ted visits in Amsterdam. | |||||||||||
5 | Newbury & Shaw | BBB | Legal Aid | Law Firms | |||||||
Newbury & Shaw Company in the same building as KJPR. | |||||||||||
3 | Nolan Media | BBB | Media Companies | Publishing Companies | |||||||
Nolan Media Company in the same building as KJPR. | |||||||||||
3 | Ola's | BBB | Dining | Restaurants | |||||||
Ola's Sam's father's restaurant. | |||||||||||
3 | Onion Ring Pyramid | BBB | Menu | Menu Items | |||||||
Onion Ring Pyramid Menu item that Ted orders at Yankee Doodle Burger Barn, the American-themed restaurant that he visits in Amsterdam. | |||||||||||
3 | The Richmond Way | BBB | Literature | Books | |||||||
The Richmond Way Trent Crimm's book about Ted Lasso's last season with Richmond. Original title: The Lasso Way. | |||||||||||
3 | Sharp Dressed Man | BBB | Music | Musicians | |||||||
Sharp Dressed Man ZZ Top cover band, from joke Roy makes. | |||||||||||
4 | Soccer Saturday | BBB | Television | TV Shows-Sports | |||||||
Soccer Saturday Sports news program from multiple episodes. | |||||||||||
5 | Starfuckr | BBB | Computers | Mobile Apps | |||||||
Starfuckr Shandy's new app: "It's like Bantr, but it's better and cooler and actually cares about helping people have sex with celebrities." | |||||||||||
6 | Tennessee | BBB | Menu | Sandwiches | |||||||
Tennessee Sandwich menu item at Yankee Doodle Burger Barn, the American-themed restaurant that Ted visits in Amsterdam. | |||||||||||
7 | Washington | BBB | Menu | Sandwiches | |||||||
Washington Sandwich menu item at Yankee Doodle Burger Barn, the American-themed restaurant that Ted visits in Amsterdam. | |||||||||||
8 | Yankee Doodle Burger Barn | BBB | Dining | Restaurants | |||||||
Yankee Doodle Burger Barn American-themed restaurant that Ted visits in Amsterdam. | |||||||||||
FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | |||||||||||
3 | November 18, 1914 | Dates | 20th Century: 1st Half | Events | |||||||
November 18, 1914 Hundreds of posters are put up around town, reading, "Are you a fast, fit, fan of football?" Mae: "It was an invitation for young men to try out to be a professional footballer. It said to come to our stadium that day. It was a lie. In 1914, the war was raging. There was no tryout. Just recruiters, waiting to encourage those boys to fight the fight. They enlisted 400 lads that day. Very few of them came home. And after they enlisted, they went to the treatment room for their physical." | |||||||||||
3 | September 13, 1991 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events | |||||||
September 13, 1991 Rebecca's father cheated on her mother, and Ted's dad committed suicide. | |||||||||||
3 | May 8, 2021 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |||||||
May 8, 2021 Nate sneaks into Ted's office. | |||||||||||
3 | August 23, 2021 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |||||||
August 23, 2021 Richmond loses to West Ham after Beard and Roy use camera footage of Nate tearing Ted's "Believe" sign in half to rile up the team, leading to very aggressive play in the second half of the match resulting in three red cards. | |||||||||||
3 | August 21 | Dates | No Year | Events | |||||||
August 21 Colin's birthday. Leslie Higgins: Colin's birthday is August the 21st. | |||||||||||
MAKE BELIEVE MAP | |||||||||||
3 | Earl Greyhound Training Facility | Map | Structures | Buildings | |||||||
Earl Greyhound Training Facility New name for the training facility. | |||||||||||
3 | Nelson Road Stadium | Map | Structures | Stadiums | |||||||
Nelson Road Stadium The Greyhounds' stadium. | |||||||||||
OTHER | |||||||||||
4 | Barbara | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Barbara Barbara: Did you tell Shandy to call Emma Jayye at 4:00 in the morning, whilst drunk on "espresso martinis," to pitch her an idea for "condom for balls"? | |||||||||||
5 | Coach Beard | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Coach Beard Coach Beard: Man City. I can't believe our white whale has the same name as the strip club where I danced in college. | |||||||||||
6 | Coach Beard & Ted Lasso | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Coach Beard & Ted Lasso Coach Beard: Tonight, me and Jane have reserved an axe-throwing lane at Hatchet and Rye. You fellas care to join the festivities? Ted Lasso: Hmm. That sounds equal parts fun and dangerous. What are y'all celebrating? Coach Beard: Karma's speedy delivery of a shit sandwich to the Wonder Turd. Here, Jane made targets. | |||||||||||
7 | Coach Beard & Ted Lasso | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Coach Beard & Ted Lasso Coach Beard: Change isn't about trying to be perfect. Perfection sucks. Perfect is boring. Ted Lasso: I mean, except Shawshank. That's not boring. Coach Beard: Yeah. I mean, there are perfect films. Back to the Future. Jaws. Ted Lasso: Jaws. Yeah. | |||||||||||
8 | Dani Rojas | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Dani Rojas Dani Rojas: I am not your bro. We are now enemies, and soon, you will be my bitch. | |||||||||||
9 | Danny | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Danny Danny: My face scored a goal! My face scored a goal! | |||||||||||
10 | Flo Collins | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Flo Collins Flo Collins: In all seriousness, I do wish you the best, because you are the fucking worst. | |||||||||||
11 | Henry | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Henry Henry: Be a goldfish. | |||||||||||
12 | None of Your Fucking Business | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |||||||
None of Your Fucking Business Roy: I've just come down with a case of the "None of your fucking business." | |||||||||||
13 | Roy | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Roy Roy: I've just come down with a case of the "None of your fucking business." | |||||||||||
14 | Roy Kent | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Roy Kent Roy Kent: Can I be a Diamond Dog? | |||||||||||
15 | Shandy | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Shandy Shandy (regarding her new app Starfuckr): It's like Bantr, but it's better and cooler and actually cares about helping people have sex with celebrities. | |||||||||||
16 | Ted Lasso | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Ted Lasso Ted Lasso: All right, big guy. Let's get you all set up here. iPad's all loaded up with a bunch of movies, so no need to watch your neighbor's screen, okay? Less movies about clowns in sewers, the better, right? | |||||||||||
17 | Ted Lasso | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Ted Lasso Ted Lasso (addressing the team in the sewer): Over the summer, Henry and I took a tour of this place with Ivor here... Well, it was his idea, actually. See, what happened was, on his plane ride over here, the fellow sitting next to him was watching that horror movie It, and, well, Henry accidentally ended up watching it too. So then, when he heard about this tour, he asked to go on it in order to face his fears. Ain't much scarier out there than a creepy clown, right? | |||||||||||
18 | Ted Lasso & Henry Lasso | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Ted Lasso & Henry Lasso Ted Lasso: Whoa, what is that? Henry Lasso: Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet. Jake gave it to me. Ted Lasso: Oh, snap. Well, that is cool. Who's Jake? Henry Lasso: Mommy's friend. See? It lights up. | |||||||||||
19 | Ted Lasso & Leslie Higgins | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Ted Lasso & Leslie Higgins Ted Lasso: I'm sorry. Why is it so bad that a billionaire wants to put together a bunch of superheroes to fight crime? Leslie Higgins: Ooh, Ted, you're thinking of the Justice League. Ted Lasso: God, dang it. Yeah, I am. | |||||||||||
20 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville | |||||||
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21 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville | |||||||
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22 | Zava | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Zava Zava: Time is a construct like gender, and many of the alphabets. |