WEIRD SCIENCE
Film 1985. Written by John Hughes. Directed by John Hughes. Starring Anthony Michael Hall, Ilan Mitchell-Smith, Kelly LeBrock, Robert Downey Jr, Bill Paxton.
Source Features: BBB (8) TIMELINE (3) MAP (2) OTHER (44) THEMES (2)

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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU
1Blind Dog Bourbon BBBBeverage ProductsAlcohol

Blind Dog Bourbon
Bourbon that Lisa warns Gary about at the Kandy Bar.



3Cheaper Taxi Company Inc. BBBTransportationTaxicabs

Cheaper Taxi Company Inc.
Taxi that brings Wyatt's parents home from their trip to Cincinnati.



3Crypto-smasher V3.10 BBBComputersSoftware

Crypto-smasher V3.10
Software Wyatt uses to hack into government computer.



3Harold's Chicken Shack BBBDiningChicken Joints

Harold's Chicken Shack
Restaurant next door to the Kandy Bar, where Lisa takes Gary and Wyatt.



3The Kandy Bar BBBNightlifeBars

The Kandy Bar
Nightclub where Lisa takes Gary and Wyatt.



3Mules BBBSportsSchool Mascots

Mules
Shermer High School mascot.



3Shermer High School BBBEducationHigh Schools

Shermer High School
Gary and Wyatt's high school in Shermer, Illinois.



3Towel World BBBHome FurnishingHome Furnishing Stores

Towel World
Joke Ian makes at the mall after he and Max drop the ICEE on Gary and Wyatt.



FICTITIOUS TIMELINE
3November 8, 1963 Dates20th Century: 60sBirth Dates

November 8, 1963
Date of Birth on the counterfeit Illinois Drivers License that Lisa makes for Wyatt.



3November 23, 1984 Dates20th Century: 80sIssued Dates

November 23, 1984
Issued Date on the counterfeit Illinois Drivers License that Lisa makes for Wyatt.



3November 8, 1988 Dates20th Century: 80sExpiration Dates

November 8, 1988
Expiration Date on the counterfeit Illinois Drivers License that Lisa makes for Wyatt.



MAKE BELIEVE MAP
3Lucile Avenue MapTransit RoutesAvenues

Lucile Avenue
Address in Shermer, Illinois on the counterfeit Illinois Drivers License that Lisa makes for Wyatt.



3Shermer MapUrban AreasCities-U.S.

Shermer
Setting. City in Illinois.



OTHER
3Chet OtherQuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: You two donkey-dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.



3Chet OtherQuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: Here's the bottom line, Wyatt. I'm tellin' Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering makin' up some shit.



3Chet OtherQuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?



3Chet OtherQuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: That's not a joke, that's a severe behavioral disorder. I mean, the next thing you know, you'll be wearing a bra on your head!



3Chet OtherQuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: Boy, I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for your ass right now.



3Chet OtherQuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: He pukes, you die.



3ChetOtherQuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: It doesn't take a genius to figure that out monkey dick. Start talking little man.

4ChetOtherQuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: Don't smart mouth me you wormy little shit!

5Chet OtherQuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: You're stewed, butt wad!



3Chet OtherQuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: Do you know what time it is? Time to play the fiddler.



3Dino OtherQuotesQuotes

Dino
Dino: Hello, pretty lady. Tell me something, what's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this, huh?



3Gary OtherQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!



3GaryOtherQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt.

4GaryOtherQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: If you're going to float an air biscuit, let me know, okay?

5Gary OtherQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: Maybe it was a dream, you know, a very weird, bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria.



3GaryOtherQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: You know, I can't believe this, Wyatt. I'm so disappointed in us. I mean, all our lives we've been saying how great it would be if we went to parties, right? And now it's our party and we're in the john. We're in the john!

4GaryOtherQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: Wyatt, if I could shoot an egg out my ass right now, I would! Look we can deal with shame, death is a much deeper issue.

5GaryOtherQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: I can't believe you, I cannot believe you. You're dropping wolf-bait, and there are chicks outside!

6GaryOtherQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: Hold it, Wyatt. I know female stats. Anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue.

7Gary OtherQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: And as for your ugly ass, let me tell you something, you don't come into my friend's house, with your faggot friends, driving your motor bikes all over his floors, breaking windows, making a mess, stinking up the place, and believe me you do stink.



3Gary OtherQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: And here's what's gonna happen. You let go of the girls and you're going to apologize to all these people and you're gonna get on your bikes and pedal your ugly asses outta here.



3Gary & Wyatt OtherQuotesQuotes

Gary & Wyatt
Gary: We're in.
Wyatt: We're in trouble, Gary. This is highly illegal.



3Greasy Pork Sandwich Served in a Dirty A... OtherRecipesSandwich Recipes

Greasy Pork Sandwich Served in a Dirty Ashtray
Dish Chet suggests trying to make Gary puke. Based on something Chet actor Bill Paxton's father John Paxton used to say to him when Bill was hungover from a night of drinking.



3Henry & Carmen OtherQuotesQuotes

Henry & Carmen
Henry: I'm not going to stand here and listen to this baloney.
Carmen: He won't, you know. He doesn't stand for baloney.



3Ian's nickname for Max.OtherTriviaName Game

Ian's nickname for Max.
Mad Max
Maxwell Smart
Maximus


4LisaOtherQuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmmm, it's a mind scrambler. Hurts so good.

5Lisa OtherQuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?



3Lisa OtherQuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: Have you ever wondered how sad it is, that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?



3Lisa OtherQuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.



3Lisa OtherQuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: You guys created me, I didn't come from anywhere. Before you started messing around with your computer, I didn't even exist. By the way, you did an excellent job. Thank you.



3Lisa OtherQuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: I can be a real serious bitch - if I don't get what I want.

4LisaOtherQuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: If you don't cheer up, I'll blow your face off.

5Lisa OtherQuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: If we're going to have any fun together, you guys have better learn to loosen up.



3LisaOtherQuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: If you want be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.

4LisaOtherQuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: Wyatt, you're going to have a heart attack by the time you're forty if you don't learn to relax. Have you tried inversion boots?

5LisaOtherQuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: Just for that I ought to give you a set of elephant balls!

6Lisa OtherQuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: Don't threaten me, Al. You're out of shape. I'll kick your ass.



3Lisa & ChetOtherQuotesQuotes

Lisa & Chet
Lisa: This is a nuclear missile!
Chet: I didn't think it was a whale's dick, honey!

4Origin of Lisa's name.OtherTriviaName Game

Origin of Lisa's name.
Named for the Mona Lisa painting
Inspired by Apple Computer|s first GUI computer, the Apple Lisa
Named for a girl that kicked John Hughes in the nuts


5Untitled OtherThemesMouth of Madness


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6Untitled OtherThemesShield, The


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7Wyatt & Gary OtherQuotesQuotes

Wyatt & Gary
Wyatt: The problem is, this is a lame idea, okay?
Gary: This is not a lame idea. The problem is you computer's a wimp and we need a lot more power than this. That's the problem.
Wyatt: What do you suggest?



3Wyatt & Gary OtherQuotesQuotes

Wyatt & Gary
Wyatt: By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Gary: Ceremonial.



3Wyatt's sister's name that his parents a... OtherTriviaName Game

Wyatt's sister's name that his parents are visiting in Cincinnati - Gary mentions while "shaving".
Chloe
Lana
Lois













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