WEIRD SCIENCE
Film 1985. Written by John Hughes. Directed by John Hughes. Starring Anthony Michael Hall, Ilan Mitchell-Smith, Kelly LeBrock, Robert Downey Jr, Bill Paxton.
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1Chet QuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: You two donkey-dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.



2Chet QuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: Here's the bottom line, Wyatt. I'm tellin' Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering makin' up some shit.



3Chet QuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?



4Chet QuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: That's not a joke, that's a severe behavioral disorder. I mean, the next thing you know, you'll be wearing a bra on your head!



5Chet QuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: Boy, I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for your ass right now.



6Chet QuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: He pukes, you die.



7ChetQuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: It doesn't take a genius to figure that out monkey dick. Start talking little man.

8ChetQuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: Don't smart mouth me you wormy little shit!

9Chet QuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: You're stewed, butt wad!



10Chet QuotesQuotes

Chet
Chet: Do you know what time it is? Time to play the fiddler.



11Dino QuotesQuotes

Dino
Dino: Hello, pretty lady. Tell me something, what's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this, huh?



12Gary QuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!



13GaryQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt.

14GaryQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: If you're going to float an air biscuit, let me know, okay?

15Gary QuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: Maybe it was a dream, you know, a very weird, bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria.



16GaryQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: You know, I can't believe this, Wyatt. I'm so disappointed in us. I mean, all our lives we've been saying how great it would be if we went to parties, right? And now it's our party and we're in the john. We're in the john!

17GaryQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: Wyatt, if I could shoot an egg out my ass right now, I would! Look we can deal with shame, death is a much deeper issue.

18GaryQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: I can't believe you, I cannot believe you. You're dropping wolf-bait, and there are chicks outside!

19GaryQuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: Hold it, Wyatt. I know female stats. Anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue.

20Gary QuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: And as for your ugly ass, let me tell you something, you don't come into my friend's house, with your faggot friends, driving your motor bikes all over his floors, breaking windows, making a mess, stinking up the place, and believe me you do stink.



21Gary QuotesQuotes

Gary
Gary: And here's what's gonna happen. You let go of the girls and you're going to apologize to all these people and you're gonna get on your bikes and pedal your ugly asses outta here.



22Gary & Wyatt QuotesQuotes

Gary & Wyatt
Gary: We're in.
Wyatt: We're in trouble, Gary. This is highly illegal.



23Greasy Pork Sandwich Served in a Dirty A... RecipesSandwich Recipes

Greasy Pork Sandwich Served in a Dirty Ashtray
Dish Chet suggests trying to make Gary puke. Based on something Chet actor Bill Paxton's father John Paxton used to say to him when Bill was hungover from a night of drinking.



24Henry & Carmen QuotesQuotes

Henry & Carmen
Henry: I'm not going to stand here and listen to this baloney.
Carmen: He won't, you know. He doesn't stand for baloney.



25Ian's nickname for Max.TriviaName Game

Ian's nickname for Max.
Mad Max
Maximus
Maxwell Smart


26LisaQuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmmm, it's a mind scrambler. Hurts so good.

27Lisa QuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?



28Lisa QuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: Have you ever wondered how sad it is, that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?



29Lisa QuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.



30Lisa QuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: You guys created me, I didn't come from anywhere. Before you started messing around with your computer, I didn't even exist. By the way, you did an excellent job. Thank you.



31Lisa QuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: I can be a real serious bitch - if I don't get what I want.

32LisaQuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: If you don't cheer up, I'll blow your face off.

33Lisa QuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: If we're going to have any fun together, you guys have better learn to loosen up.



34LisaQuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: If you want be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.

35LisaQuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: Wyatt, you're going to have a heart attack by the time you're forty if you don't learn to relax. Have you tried inversion boots?

36LisaQuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: Just for that I ought to give you a set of elephant balls!

37Lisa QuotesQuotes

Lisa
Lisa: Don't threaten me, Al. You're out of shape. I'll kick your ass.



38Lisa & ChetQuotesQuotes

Lisa & Chet
Lisa: This is a nuclear missile!
Chet: I didn't think it was a whale's dick, honey!

39Origin of Lisa's name.TriviaName Game

Origin of Lisa's name.
Inspired by Apple Computer|s first GUI computer, the Apple Lisa
Named for a girl that kicked John Hughes in the nuts
Named for the Mona Lisa painting


40Untitled ThemesMouth of Madness


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41Untitled ThemesShield, The


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42Wyatt & Gary QuotesQuotes

Wyatt & Gary
Wyatt: The problem is, this is a lame idea, okay?
Gary: This is not a lame idea. The problem is you computer's a wimp and we need a lot more power than this. That's the problem.
Wyatt: What do you suggest?



43Wyatt & Gary QuotesQuotes

Wyatt & Gary
Wyatt: By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Gary: Ceremonial.



44Wyatt's sister's name that his parents a... TriviaName Game

Wyatt's sister's name that his parents are visiting in Cincinnati - Gary mentions while "shaving".
Lana
Chloe
Lois






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