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Total Records: 104 - Group: OTHER / Category: LANGUAGE / Subcategory: SEXUAL JARGON
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1Angry HummingbirdMIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES 2016 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Angry Hummingbird
Massage/Sexual position performed by Jeanie's masseuse.

2Armenian Conveyer Belt KEY & PEELE 2012 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Armenian Conveyer Belt
Sexual act proposed at Tommy's bachelor party.

3BCI COMMUNITY 2009 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

BCI
Booty call implication.

4The Bent PenguinMIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES 2016 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

The Bent Penguin
Massage/Sexual position performed by Jeanie's masseuse.

5BILFs ZACK & MIRI MAKE A PORNO 2008 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

BILFs
"Bubbies I'd Like to Fuck".

6Blue-Face Blastoff BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Blue-Face Blastoff
Slang for auto-erotic asphyxiation. One hand on the Adam's apple, the other one's on the Adam's banana.

7Bone Cone WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Bone Cone
Slang for erection. "Okay, well, you're not sorry because you're popping a straight-up bone cone over that damn newspaper."

8The Broken Sprinkler BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

The Broken Sprinkler
Teddy's response when Linda tells everyone to say their favorite lovemaking position during her speed dating event at the restaurant on Valentine's Day.

9Bronco DEXTER 2006 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Bronco
Slang for sexual act when guy fucks girl from behind and yells out a name other than hers and than holds on tight when she tries to buck him off.

10BTB THE OFFICE 2005 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

BTB
According to Darryl, BTB is text abbreviation for Bring That Booty.

11Bup-bup-bup-bup KEY & PEELE 2012 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Bup-bup-bup-bup
Sexual act proposed at Tommy's bachelor party.

12Butt Johns CON MAN 2015 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Butt Johns
Sex act advertised on commercial for Crazy Bruno's Ho-Sale Ho-House Wharehouse!

13CFFLOW MY TEARS, THE POLICEMAN SAID 1974 LiteratureLanguageSexual Jargon

CF
Abbreviation for Celebrity Fucker.

14Chitty Chitty Bang Bang BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Mort's response when Linda tells everyone to say their favorite lovemaking position during her speed dating event at the restaurant on Valentine's Day.

15Chode-a-Phil CON MAN 2015 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Chode-a-Phil
Sex act advertised on commercial for Crazy Bruno's Ho-Sale Ho-House Wharehouse!

16Circle of PleasurePROJECT X 2012 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Circle of Pleasure
Thomas' friend JB explains various finger-banging techniques, including Machine Guns, Friendly Scissors, Circle of Pleasure and Itsy-Bitsy Spider.

17Continental Hot SockTHE HAPPYTIME MURDERS 2018 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Continental Hot Sock
The puppet Goofer offers Detective Edwards a sexual act called a "Continental Hot Sock" for 50 cents, for which he would need a gallon of kombucha and some oatmeal.

18Double Dutch Fudge Rudder ZACK & MIRI MAKE A PORNO 2008 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Double Dutch Fudge Rudder
Sex act: first, a guy grabs his own dick and puts his finger in his ass while another guy works his arms for him.

19Double Dutch RudderZACK & MIRI MAKE A PORNO 2008 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Double Dutch Rudder
Sex act in which two guys work each other's arms while they hold their own dicks. It's like jerking off together, but not gay.

20Druggeries Hollow ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Druggeries Hollow
One of Rita's slang terms for sexual intercourse.

21Dunking the Cosmic Donut DARK MATTER 2015 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Dunking the Cosmic Donut
Sexual position the new entertainment model android offers One.

22Dutch RudderZACK & MIRI MAKE A PORNO 2008 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Dutch Rudder
Sex act in which one guy works the other guy's arm while he holds his dick.

23Elevator Ride Around the Block BACHELOR PARTY 1984 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Elevator Ride Around the Block
Sex act that the hooker mentions to Gary at the bachelor party when he asks what he can get for 45 bucks: An elevator ride around the block, a pogo pump, or a pogo swirl, or a pump with an underground hammer.



24Fear-ection WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Fear-ection
When she puts the fear of God into your boner.

25Felt FuckerTHE HAPPYTIME MURDERS 2018 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Felt Fucker
Slang for a human that has sex with puppets.

26FeltyTHE HAPPYTIME MURDERS 2018 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Felty
The puppet Goofer offers Detective Edwards a sexual act called a "Felty" for 50 cents, for which he would need a fancy ballroom glove and a couple of clothespins. It's quite complex, but for 50 cents, it's a bargain.

27The Fried Green Tomato BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

The Fried Green Tomato
Mike the mailman's response when Linda tells everyone to say their favorite lovemaking position during her speed dating event at the restaurant on Valentine's Day.

28Friendly ScissorsPROJECT X 2012 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Friendly Scissors
Thomas' friend JB explains various finger-banging techniques, including Machine Guns, Friendly Scissors, Circle of Pleasure and Itsy-Bitsy Spider.

29The Funky Spider-Man BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

The Funky Spider-Man
Slang BoJack comes up with for auto-erotic asphyxiation because he hangs and shoots webbing.

30Fur BurgerHAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE 2004 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Fur Burger
NPK's slang for female genitalia.

31Gasp-and-goo BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Gasp-and-goo
Slang for auto-erotic asphyxiation.

32Girthquake Punani WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Girthquake Punani
The sex move that Adam made up when the guys were watching dumb environmental films.

33Goodsex1984 1949 LiteratureLanguageSexual Jargon

Goodsex
The normal intercourse between man and wife, for the sole purpose of begetting children and without physical pleasure. All else is sexcrime.

34Gravy Sores CON MAN 2015 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Gravy Sores
Sex act advertised on commercial for Crazy Bruno's Ho-Sale Ho-House Wharehouse!

35The Ham and EggsMIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES 2016 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

The Ham and Eggs
Massage/Sexual position performed by Jeanie's masseuse.

36Happy DollMIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES 2016 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Happy Doll
Massage/Sexual position performed by Jeanie's masseuse.

37HasbianSCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD 2010 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Hasbian
An ex-Lesbian: mash-up of "has-been" and "lesbian".

38Hobbit Bobbit CON MAN 2015 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Hobbit Bobbit
Sex act advertised on commercial for Crazy Bruno's Ho-Sale Ho-House Wharehouse!

39Hootsie YOU 2018 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Hootsie
Word Beck makes up to describe how she feels about how her first kiss went down: "I still feel like a hootsie for it.", which becomes the basis for their game of Scrabble using only fake words.

40House by the AirportMIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES 2016 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

House by the Airport
Massage/Sexual position performed by Jeanie's masseuse.

41The Hunka-chunka DEMOLITION MAN 1993 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

The Hunka-chunka
John Spartan's slang for sex.



42The Infinite Moebius DARK MATTER 2015 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

The Infinite Moebius
Sexual position the new entertainment model android offers One.

43Itsy-Bitsy SpiderPROJECT X 2012 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Itsy-Bitsy Spider
Thomas' friend JB explains various finger-banging techniques, including Machine Guns, Friendly Scissors, Circle of Pleasure and Itsy-Bitsy Spider.

44Jahoobies SKELETON CREW 1985 LiteratureLanguageSexual Jargon

Jahoobies
Rocky's slang for breasts.

45JahoobiesSALEM'S LOT 1975 LiteratureLanguageSexual Jargon

Jahoobies
Larry Crockett's slang for breasts.

46JahoobiesTHE LONG WALK 1979 LiteratureLanguageSexual Jargon

Jahoobies
Pearson's slang for breasts.

47Le Problemo De La Bangarama ANGER MANAGEMENT 2012 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Le Problemo De La Bangarama
Joke somebody makes about Charlie's women problems: "The French has a name for this kind of problem. It's called 'Le problemo de la bangarama.'"

48The London Bridge ANGER MANAGEMENT 2012 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

The London Bridge
One of Charlie's nicknames for a two guys, one girl three-way that he mentions to Sean after a girl offers to have sex with both of them. Charlie: "So are we going to do this? You mean the London Bridge? The push me, pull you? The two hot dogs on a bun?"

49Looks Like Someone Took the Slow Train f... THE OFFICE 2005 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Looks Like Someone Took the Slow Train from Philly
Phrase used in the Martin family that's code for "Check out the slut."

50Lot Lizard IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 2005 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Lot Lizard
Trucker's name for a truck stop whore.

51Machine GunsPROJECT X 2012 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Machine Guns
Thomas' friend JB explains various finger-banging techniques, including Machine Guns, Friendly Scissors, Circle of Pleasure and Itsy-Bitsy Spider.

52Mexican Hair Lips CON MAN 2015 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Mexican Hair Lips
Sex act advertised on commercial for Crazy Bruno's Ho-Sale Ho-House Wharehouse!

53Mexican Halloween COMMUNITY 2009 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Mexican Halloween
Sexual position Chang mentions.

54Munchkins in a Cave RICKY STANICKY 2024 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Munchkins in a Cave
Sex act that Ricky mentions, asking Wes what they did together for his research.



55Old Faceful RICKY STANICKY 2024 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Old Faceful
Sex act that Ricky mentions, asking Wes what they did together for his research.



56Oo-mox STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Oo-mox
The art of Ferengi earlobe massage, which Vash uses to manipulate Quark while she's on Deep Space Nine.

57Otter IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 2005 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Otter
Term Dee explains to Frank at gat gentleman's club Club Risque: A subsection of bear. Still hairy, but where a bear generates his power through sheer mass alone, the otter generates his power through extraordinary quickness, cunning, and skill.

58Pancake Press CON MAN 2015 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Pancake Press
Sex act advertised on commercial for Crazy Bruno's Ho-Sale Ho-House Wharehouse!

59Peanut Butter Gargoyle RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Peanut Butter Gargoyle
Sex position that the two guys on the yacht are discussing when they are interrupted by the talking overthinking cat - it's when you take the chick, put her feet on a cathedral.

60The Pick 'n' Roll BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

The Pick 'n' Roll
Gretchen's response when Linda tells everyone to say their favorite lovemaking position during her speed dating event at the restaurant on Valentine's Day.

61PilafingTHE HAPPYTIME MURDERS 2018 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Pilafing
"Do you know what they do to a puppet ex-cop in prison? They will tear out all of his stuffing and fill him back up with rice pilaf. And then they'll fuck it. They fuck that rice until it's more like a mashed potato."

62PlowgirlGAME OVER, MAN! 2018 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Plowgirl
Sex position.

63Pogo Pump BACHELOR PARTY 1984 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Pogo Pump
Sex act that the hooker mentions to Gary at the bachelor party when he asks what he can get for 45 bucks: An elevator ride around the block, a pogo pump, or a pogo swirl, or a pump with an underground hammer.



64Pogo Swirl BACHELOR PARTY 1984 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Pogo Swirl
Sex act that the hooker mentions to Gary at the bachelor party when he asks what he can get for 45 bucks: An elevator ride around the block, a pogo pump, or a pogo swirl, or a pump with an underground hammer.



65PoozleONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST 1962 LiteratureLanguageSexual Jargon

Poozle
R.P. McMurphy: "Now they tell me a psychopath's a guy fights too much and fucks too much, but they ain't wholly right, do you think? I mean, whoever heard tell of a man gettin' too much poozle?". R.P. McMurphy: "There you'll be. It's the Big Chief Bromden, cuttin' down the boulevard - men, women, and kids rockin' back on their heels to peer at him: 'Well well well, what giant's this here, takin' ten feet at a step and duckin' for telephone wires?' Comes stompin' through town, stops just long enough for virgins, the rest of you twitches might's well not even line up 'less you got tits like muskmelons, nice strong white legs long enough to lock around his mighty back, and a little cup of poozle warm and juicy and sweet as butter an' honey ..."

66Pop-pop ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Pop-pop
One of Rita's slang terms for sexual intercourse.

67Pornographic Memory WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Pornographic Memory
Adam claims to be able to remember everything about every porno he's ever seen. Adam: "But I'll admit it, having a pornographic memory doesn't hurt. I cannot forget a dick. Which is crazy, 'cause you can't remember anything else, right? Yeah, no, I can't remember what I ate for breakfast. I can't remember, like, my social security number, which is an issue sometimes, but I remember, like, every frame of the porno that I cranked down to in the mirror last night."

68Pump with an Underground Hammer BACHELOR PARTY 1984 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Pump with an Underground Hammer
Sex act that the hooker mentions to Gary at the bachelor party when he asks what he can get for 45 bucks: An elevator ride around the block, a pogo pump, or a pogo swirl, or a pump with an underground hammer.



69The Push Me, Pull You ANGER MANAGEMENT 2012 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

The Push Me, Pull You
One of Charlie's nicknames for a two guys, one girl three-way that he mentions to Sean after a girl offers to have sex with both of them. Charlie: "So are we going to do this? You mean the London Bridge? The push me, pull you? The two hot dogs on a bun?"

70Push PopMIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES 2016 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Push Pop
Sexual term Mike makes up when arguing with Dave - a whole hand up an ass.

71Put the Pussy on the Chainwax KEY & PEELE 2012 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Put the Pussy on the Chainwax
"What does it mean? - I'll tell you what it means. It means that you put the pussy on the chain wax!"

72Quasaring DARK MATTER 2015 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Quasaring
Sexual position the new entertainment model android offers One.

73Rabbit Down Dum ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Rabbit Down Dum
One of Rita's slang terms for sexual intercourse.

74Red-vining THE OFFICE 2005 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Red-vining
Gay sex act. Angela: "What is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic-alert bracelet? Is it called red-vining?"

75SassTHE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY 1978 LiteratureLanguageSexual Jargon

Sass
To know, be aware of, meet, have sex with.

76Seders WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Seders
The Ders seduction technique. Adam's girlfriend: "Are you trying to seduce me?" Ders: "I'm trying to 'seders' you."

77Sexcrime1984 1949 LiteratureLanguageSexual Jargon

Sexcrime
Goodsex is the normal intercourse between man and wife, for the sole purpose of begetting children and without physical pleasure. All else is sexcrime.

78Shaved Biscuits and Gravy RICKY STANICKY 2024 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Shaved Biscuits and Gravy
Sex act that Ricky mentions, asking Wes what they did together for his research.



79Show Her the 50 StatesHORRIBLE BOSSES 2011 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Show Her the 50 States
Slang for sex.

80Show Her the 50 StatesHORRIBLE BOSSES 2 2014 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Show Her the 50 States
Slang for sex.

81Skin Tags CON MAN 2015 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Skin Tags
Sex act advertised on commercial for Crazy Bruno's Ho-Sale Ho-House Wharehouse!

82Sloppy Bear BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Sloppy Bear
Grocery store meat section worker that thinks Bob is hitting on him by buying extra turkeys: You know, I got a friend, he's into Sloppy Bears. You know, you got the muffin top, you got food on your shirt.



83Soup KitchenTHE OTHER GUYS 2010 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Soup Kitchen
Slang term for when a bunch of homeless guys have an orgy in an abandoned car.

84Spoon and Figgy Pudding ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Spoon and Figgy Pudding
One of Rita's slang terms for sexual intercourse.

85The Sticky Wicket BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

The Sticky Wicket
One of the participant's responses when Linda tells everyone to say their favorite lovemaking position during her speed dating event at the restaurant on Valentine's Day.

86The StrangerGONE IN 60 SECONDS 2000 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

The Stranger
Tumbler's masturbation technique. He sits on his hand until it goes numb, and then he jerks it.

87Stroke the Dark FeltTHE HAPPYTIME MURDERS 2018 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Stroke the Dark Felt
The puppet Goofer offers Detective Edwards a sexual act called a "Stroke the Dark Felt".

88Strokey Chokey BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Strokey Chokey
Slang for auto-erotic asphyxiation.

89Taking a BreakMIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES 2016 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Taking a Break
Massage/Sexual position performed by Jeanie's masseuse.

90Tank Slapping CON MAN 2015 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Tank Slapping
Sex act advertised on commercial for Crazy Bruno's Ho-Sale Ho-House Wharehouse!

91Text-Mexting PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Text-Mexting
Councilman Dexhart: I also engaged in inappropriate texting, "sexting," and "Tex-Mexting," which is where you send photos of your junk from the restroom of a Chili's To Go.

92Tongue Tornado AMERICAN PIE PRESENTS: THE BOOK OF LOVE 2009 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Tongue Tornado
Sex act mentioned in the Bible.



93Twank IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 2005 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Twank
Term Dee explains to Frank at gat gentleman's club Club Risque: A cross between a Twink and a skank. Essentially a ragdoll, just being passed around from twink to twunk to bear to otter.

94The Two Hot Dogs on a Bun ANGER MANAGEMENT 2012 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

The Two Hot Dogs on a Bun
One of Charlie's nicknames for a two guys, one girl three-way that he mentions to Sean after a girl offers to have sex with both of them. Charlie: "So are we going to do this? You mean the London Bridge? The push me, pull you? The two hot dogs on a bun?"

95Two-Neck Squeeze BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Two-Neck Squeeze
Slang for auto-erotic asphyxiation.

96Twunk IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 2005 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Twunk
Term Dee explains to Frank at gat gentleman's club Club Risque: A cross between a Twink and a hunk. A twink with muscles, but still hairless.

97Upside-down Barber RICKY STANICKY 2024 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Upside-down Barber
Sex act that Ricky mentions, asking Wes what they did together for his research.



98When Moons CollideMIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES 2016 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

When Moons Collide
Massage/Sexual position performed by Jeanie's masseuse.

99Whispering Eye ROLE MODELS 2008 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Whispering Eye
Augie's nickname for the vagina.



100The Wild Mambo DEMOLITION MAN 1993 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

The Wild Mambo
John Spartan's slang for sex.



101Winnie the Pooh Finds a Honey Stick RICKY STANICKY 2024 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Winnie the Pooh Finds a Honey Stick
Sex act that Ricky mentions, asking Wes what they did together for his research.



102The Yankee Doodle COMMUNITY 2009 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

The Yankee Doodle
Euphemism for sex used by Professor Ian Duncan.

103Yarn YankerTHE HAPPYTIME MURDERS 2018 FilmLanguageSexual Jargon

Yarn Yanker
Slang for a human that has sex with puppets.

104Yestergay IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 2005 TV SeriesLanguageSexual Jargon

Yestergay
Term Dee explains to Frank at gat gentleman's club Club Risque: A lot of men bounce around from label to label never quite finding their proper gay home. My hunch is that this gentleman has gone from a twink to a twunk to a twank.


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