Film 2008. Written by Kevin Smith. Directed by Kevin Smith. Starring Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Craig Robinson, Jason Mewes, Traci Lords.
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1American Booty BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

American Booty
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - parody of American Beauty.



2An American Werewolf in Brenda BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

An American Werewolf in Brenda
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - parody of An American Werewolf in Paris.



3Bare Clit Project BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Bare Clit Project
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Blair Witch Project.



4Battleslut Galacticock BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Battleslut Galacticock
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - parody of Battlestar Galactica.



5Bean-N-Gone Coffee Shop BBBDiningCoffeehouses

Bean-N-Gone Coffee Shop
Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy.



6Big Trouble in Little Vagina BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - parody of Big Trouble in Little China.



7Close Encounters with a Turd from Behind BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Close Encounters with a Turd from Behind
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Close Encounters of the Third Kind.



8The Cock BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

The Cock
Title suggestion that Zack and Miri come up with for their porno at the same time - play on The Rock.



9A Cock-in-lips Now BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

A Cock-in-lips Now
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Apocalypse Now.



10Cocock BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Cocock
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Cocoon. Bunch of old people find a big testicle in the water, makes them horny again.



11Cocunt BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Cocunt
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Cocoon. "It's Cocoon, but with a cunt."



12Creamgirls BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Creamgirls
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Dreamgirls.



13Dawn of the Dick BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Dawn of the Dick
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Dawn of the Dead. "I want to eat your brain... and your ass"



14The Depression Era BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

The Depression Era
Play advertised outside The Copley Theater.

15Dr. Smalls BBBHealthcareTherapy

Dr. Smalls
Bobby's therapist.

16E.T.: The Extra Testicle BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

E.T.: The Extra Testicle
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.



17Edward Penishands BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Edward Penishands
Porn parody version of Edward Scissorhands, example Zack gives regarding how porn names should be spoofs of popular movies.



18Felch BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Felch
Porn version of Fletch, example Zack gives regarding how porn names should be spoofs of popular movies.



19Fista McGee BBBCinemaAdult Films

Fista McGee
Gay porn flick starring Brandon St. Randy.



20Fuckback Mountain BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Fuckback Mountain
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Brokeback Mountain.



21Glen and Gary Suck Ross' Meaty Cock and ... BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Glen and Gary Suck Ross' Meaty Cock and Drop Their Hairy Nuts in His Eager Mouth
Gay porn movie version of Glengary Glen Ross starring Brandon St. Randy.



22Hairy Nutsack BBBCinemaAdult Films

Hairy Nutsack
Gay porn flick starring Brandon St. Randy.



23Hollywood Tans BBBBeauty CareTanning Salons

Hollywood Tans
Tanning salon next door to the coffeehouse.



24Holtzman Grip & Lighting Rental BBBServicesRental Services

Holtzman Grip & Lighting Rental
Rental store.



25I Want You to Fuck My Ass Right Now BBBCinemaAdult Films

I Want You to Fuck My Ass Right Now
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno. According to Zack, it's not subtle enough.



26Internal Cumshot of the Spotless Cock BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Internal Cumshot of the Spotless Cock
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.



27Invasion of the Potty SnatchersBBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Invasion of the Potty Snatchers
Porn version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, mentioned when Zack & Miri brainstorm names of porno movies.

28It's a Wonderful Pipe BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

It's a Wonderful Pipe
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on It's a Wonderful Life.



29Janda's Gallery BBBRetailElectronics Stores

Janda's Gallery
Electronics store where Delaney goes to buy a flat screen TV.



30Kindergarten Cock BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Kindergarten Cock
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Kindergarten Cop.



31La La's Knitting Basket BBBRetailArts and Crafts Stores

La La's Knitting Basket
Store at the mall scene.



32Lawrence of a Labia BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Lawrence of a Labia
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Lawrence of Arabia.



33Light Brown Balls BBBFood ProductsBreakfast Cereal

Light Brown Balls
Breakfast cereal Zack eats.



34Lord of the Cock Ring BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Lord of the Cock Ring
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Lord of the Rings.



35Luxury HomesteadsBBBConstructionConstruction Companies

Luxury Homesteads
The company that bought and tore down the building where they were going to film Star Whores.

36Monroeville High School BBBEducationHigh Schools

Monroeville High School
Where Zack and Miri went to high school.



37Nigga Rich Productions BBBMedia CompaniesFilm Production Companies

Nigga Rich Productions
Delaney's production company. Dreamworks was taken. Plus, it sounds like an underground gay fuck club.



38Oahu Paradise Resort BBBTravelLodging

Oahu Paradise Resort
Mentioned during the awards ceremony at the high school reunion.

39People Fucking BBBCinemaAdult Films

People Fucking
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno.



40Pittsburgh City College BBBEducationColleges

Pittsburgh City College
Community college where Zack goes to get a student ID.



41Poo Punchers BBBCinemaAdult Films

Poo Punchers
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.



42Poo Punchers 2 BBBCinemaAdult Films

Poo Punchers 2
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.



43Poo Punchers 3 BBBCinemaAdult Films

Poo Punchers 3
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.



44Poo Punchers 4 BBBCinemaAdult Films

Poo Punchers 4
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.



45Poo Punchers 5 BBBCinemaAdult Films

Poo Punchers 5
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.



46Poo Punchers 6 BBBCinemaAdult Films

Poo Punchers 6
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.



47Poo Punchers 7 BBBCinemaAdult Films

Poo Punchers 7
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.



48Raiders of the Lost Cock BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Raiders of the Lost Cock
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Raiders of the Lost Ark.



49Return of the Brown Eye BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Return of the Brown Eye
Porn version of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, mentioned when Zack & Miri brainstorm names of porno movies.

50Roasting Suckling Pig BBBEducationClasses

Roasting Suckling Pig
Class available at Pittsburgh City College.



51The Roving Roe-ver BBBPeriodicalsNewspapers

The Roving Roe-ver
Monroeville High School newspaper.



52Schindler's Piss BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Schindler's Piss
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Schindler's List. "Do the whole thing in black and white, keep the cocks and assholes red, and lots of shower scenes."



53Shaving Ryan's Privates BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Shaving Ryan's Privates
Gay porn version of Saving Private Ryan starring Brandon St. Randy.



54Sperms of Endearment BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Sperms of Endearment
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Terms of Endearment.



55Star Sex 2: The Wrath of Cunt BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Star Sex 2: The Wrath of Cunt
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan.



56Star Sex 3: The Search for Cock BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Star Sex 3: The Search for Cock
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock.



57Star Whores BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Star Whores
The title of the first porn movie they were going to make before the building where they were going to film got torn down. Play on Star Wars.



58Star Whores: Empire Strikes Ass BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Star Whores: Empire Strikes Ass
Porn version of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, the second entry in Zack and Miri's Star Whores series.



59The Star Whores: Phantom Man-Ass BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

The Star Whores: Phantom Man-Ass
Porn version of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, the third entry in Zack and Miri's Star Whores series.



60Star Whores: Revenge of the Shit BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Star Whores: Revenge of the Shit
Porn version of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, the fourth and final entry in Zack and Miri's Star Whores series.



61Swallow My Cockuccino BBBCinemaAdult Films

Swallow My Cockuccino
Title of Zack and Miri's porno movie, filmed in the coffee shop where they work.



62Swallow My Cockuccino II: Make It Foamy BBBCinemaAdult Films

Swallow My Cockuccino II: Make It Foamy
Title of the sequel to Zack and Miri's porno movie.



63Teen JuiceBBBApparelClothing Stores

Teen Juice
Clothing store at the mall that Miri mentions.

64Total Recock BBBCinemaAdult Film Parodies

Total Recock
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Total Recall.



65Understanding Your Homosexuality BBBEducationClasses

Understanding Your Homosexuality
Class available at Pittsburgh City College.



66www.zackandmiri.cum BBBMediaWebsites

www.zackandmiri.cum




67You Better Shut Your Ass Before I Drop M... BBBCinemaAdult Films

You Better Shut Your Ass Before I Drop My Dick in It
Gay porn movie starring Brandon St. Randy, the sequel to You Better Shut Your Mouth Or I'm Gonna Fuck It.



68You Better Shut Your Mouth Or I'm Gonna ... BBBCinemaAdult Films

You Better Shut Your Mouth Or I'm Gonna Fuck It
Gay porn movie starring Brandon St. Randy, mentioned in his advertisement for its sequel, You Better Shut Your Ass Before I Drop My Dick in It.



69Zack and Miri Make Your Porno BBBMedia CompaniesFilm Production Companies

Zack and Miri Make Your Porno
Zack and Miri's porno film production company from the credits scene. "You'll swear Martin Scorsese snuck into your room and caught you fucking." 1-888-LET-UZ-FUCK.



70Zombies BBBSportsSchool Mascots

Zombies
Monroeville High School mascot.



FICTITIOUS TIMELINE
71November 26, 2008 Dates21st Century: 00sEvents

November 26, 2008
Zack tells Delaney that his high school reunion is tomorrow.



72November 27, 2008 Dates21st Century: 00sEvents

November 27, 2008
Zack and Miri attend their 10-year high school reunion and decide to make a porno to make money for rent.



73November 28, 2008 Dates21st Century: 00sEvents

November 28, 2008
Delaney works at the coffee shop for Black Friday.



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74Copley Playhouse MapStructuresEvent Venues

Copley Playhouse
Theater.



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75BILFs OtherLanguageSexual Jargon

BILFs
"Bubbies I'd Like to Fuck".

76DelaneyOtherQuotesQuotes

Delaney
Delaney: I just wanted to see some free titties, that's all. But there's no such thing as free titties, is there, Zack? Is there?

77DelaneyOtherQuotesQuotes

Delaney
Delaney: I like that guy, but if he tries to fuck that little dog tonight for real, I'm calling Humane Society.

78Double Dutch Fudge Rudder OtherLanguageSexual Jargon

Double Dutch Fudge Rudder
Sex act: first, a guy grabs his own dick and puts his finger in his ass while another guy works his arms for him.

79Double Dutch RudderOtherLanguageSexual Jargon

Double Dutch Rudder
Sex act in which two guys work each other's arms while they hold their own dicks. It's like jerking off together, but not gay.

80Dutch RudderOtherLanguageSexual Jargon

Dutch Rudder
Sex act in which one guy works the other guy's arm while he holds his dick.

81Monroe-ver that Traveled the Longest Dis... OtherRecognitionAwards

Monroe-ver that Traveled the Longest Distance to Attend the High School Reunion
Award given out at the high school reunion.

82Monroe-vers that Traveled the Shortest D... OtherRecognitionAwards

Monroe-vers that Traveled the Shortest Distance to Attend the High School Reunion
Award given to Zack and Miri at the high school reunion.

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84Zack BrownOtherQuotesQuotes

Zack Brown
Zack: Everybody wants to see anybody fuck. I hate Rosie O'Donell, but if somebody said "I got a tape of Rosie O'Donell getting fucked stupid," I'd be like, "Why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?"

85Zack BrownOtherQuotesQuotes

Zack Brown
Zack Brown: Have you seen that Joe Francis guy who made Girls Gone Wild? That guy's the biggest fucking idiot piece of shit in the world and he has a jet and a fucking island!

86Zack BrownOtherQuotesQuotes

Zack Brown
Zack Brown: Porn has gone mainstream now. It's like Coca Cola or Pepsi, with dicks in it.


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