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| ZACK & MIRI MAKE A PORNO Film 2008. Written by Kevin Smith. Directed by Kevin Smith. Starring Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Craig Robinson, Jason Mewes, Traci Lords. | |||
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| 1 | American Booty   | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
American Booty Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - parody of American Beauty.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | An American Werewolf in Brenda | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
An American Werewolf in Brenda Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - parody of An American Werewolf in Paris.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Bare Clit Project | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Bare Clit Project Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Blair Witch Project.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Battleslut Galacticock | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Battleslut Galacticock Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - parody of Battlestar Galactica.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Bean-N-Gone Coffee Shop | BBB | Dining | Coffeehouses | |||||||
Bean-N-Gone Coffee Shop Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Big Trouble in Little Vagina | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Big Trouble in Little Vagina Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - parody of Big Trouble in Little China.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Close Encounters with a Turd from Behind | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Close Encounters with a Turd from Behind Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Close Encounters of the Third Kind.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | The Cock | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
The Cock Title suggestion that Zack and Miri come up with for their porno at the same time - play on The Rock.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | A Cock-in-lips Now | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
A Cock-in-lips Now Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Apocalypse Now.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Cocock | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Cocock Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Cocoon. Bunch of old people find a big testicle in the water, makes them horny again.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Cocunt | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Cocunt Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Cocoon. "It's Cocoon, but with a cunt."  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Creamgirls | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Creamgirls Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Dreamgirls.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Dawn of the Dick | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Dawn of the Dick Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Dawn of the Dead. "I want to eat your brain... and your ass"  | |||||||||||
| 3 | The Depression Era | BBB | Entertainment | Theater Productions | |||||||
The Depression Era Play advertised outside The Copley Theater. | |||||||||||
| 4 | Dr. Smalls | BBB | Healthcare | Therapy | |||||||
Dr. Smalls Bobby's therapist. | |||||||||||
| 5 | E.T.: The Extra Testicle | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
E.T.: The Extra Testicle Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Edward Penishands | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Edward Penishands Porn parody version of Edward Scissorhands, example Zack gives regarding how porn names should be spoofs of popular movies.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Felch | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Felch Porn version of Fletch, example Zack gives regarding how porn names should be spoofs of popular movies.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Fista McGee | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films | |||||||
Fista McGee Gay porn flick starring Brandon St. Randy.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Fuckback Mountain | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Fuckback Mountain Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Brokeback Mountain.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Glen and Gary Suck Ross' Meaty Cock and ... | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Glen and Gary Suck Ross' Meaty Cock and Drop Their Hairy Nuts in His Eager Mouth Gay porn movie version of Glengary Glen Ross starring Brandon St. Randy.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Hairy Nutsack | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films | |||||||
Hairy Nutsack Gay porn flick starring Brandon St. Randy.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Hollywood Tans | BBB | Beauty Care | Tanning Salons | |||||||
Hollywood Tans Tanning salon next door to the coffeehouse.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Holtzman Grip & Lighting Rental | BBB | Services | Rental Services | |||||||
Holtzman Grip & Lighting Rental Rental store.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | I Want You to Fuck My Ass Right Now | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films | |||||||
I Want You to Fuck My Ass Right Now Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno. According to Zack, it's not subtle enough.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Internal Cumshot of the Spotless Cock | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Internal Cumshot of the Spotless Cock Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Invasion of the Potty Snatchers | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Invasion of the Potty Snatchers Porn version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, mentioned when Zack & Miri brainstorm names of porno movies. | |||||||||||
| 4 | It's a Wonderful Pipe | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
It's a Wonderful Pipe Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on It's a Wonderful Life.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Janda's Gallery | BBB | Retail | Electronics Stores | |||||||
Janda's Gallery Electronics store where Delaney goes to buy a flat screen TV.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Kindergarten Cock | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Kindergarten Cock Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Kindergarten Cop.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | La La's Knitting Basket | BBB | Retail | Arts and Crafts Stores | |||||||
La La's Knitting Basket Store at the mall scene.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Lawrence of a Labia | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Lawrence of a Labia Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Lawrence of Arabia.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Light Brown Balls | BBB | Food Products | Breakfast Cereal | |||||||
Light Brown Balls Breakfast cereal Zack eats.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Lord of the Cock Ring | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Lord of the Cock Ring Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Lord of the Rings.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Luxury Homesteads | BBB | Construction | Construction Companies | |||||||
Luxury Homesteads The company that bought and tore down the building where they were going to film Star Whores. | |||||||||||
| 4 | Monroeville High School | BBB | Education | High Schools | |||||||
Monroeville High School Where Zack and Miri went to high school.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Nigga Rich Productions | BBB | Media Companies | Film Production Companies | |||||||
Nigga Rich Productions Delaney's production company. Dreamworks was taken. Plus, it sounds like an underground gay fuck club.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Oahu Paradise Resort | BBB | Travel | Lodging | |||||||
Oahu Paradise Resort Mentioned during the awards ceremony at the high school reunion. | |||||||||||
| 4 | People Fucking | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films | |||||||
People Fucking Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Pittsburgh City College | BBB | Education | Colleges | |||||||
Pittsburgh City College Community college where Zack goes to get a student ID.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Poo Punchers | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films | |||||||
Poo Punchers Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Poo Punchers 2 | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films | |||||||
Poo Punchers 2 Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Poo Punchers 3 | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films | |||||||
Poo Punchers 3 Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Poo Punchers 4 | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films | |||||||
Poo Punchers 4 Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Poo Punchers 5 | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films | |||||||
Poo Punchers 5 Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Poo Punchers 6 | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films | |||||||
Poo Punchers 6 Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Poo Punchers 7 | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films | |||||||
Poo Punchers 7 Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Raiders of the Lost Cock | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Raiders of the Lost Cock Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Raiders of the Lost Ark.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Return of the Brown Eye  | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Return of the Brown Eye Porn version of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, mentioned when Zack & Miri brainstorm names of porno movies. | |||||||||||
| 4 | Roasting Suckling Pig | BBB | Education | Classes | |||||||
Roasting Suckling Pig Class available at Pittsburgh City College.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | The Roving Roe-ver | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers | |||||||
The Roving Roe-ver Monroeville High School newspaper.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Schindler's Piss | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Schindler's Piss Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Schindler's List. "Do the whole thing in black and white, keep the cocks and assholes red, and lots of shower scenes."  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Shaving Ryan's Privates | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Shaving Ryan's Privates Gay porn version of Saving Private Ryan starring Brandon St. Randy.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Sperms of Endearment | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Sperms of Endearment Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Terms of Endearment.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Star Sex 2: The Wrath of Cunt | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Star Sex 2: The Wrath of Cunt Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Star Sex 3: The Search for Cock | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Star Sex 3: The Search for Cock Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Star Whores | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Star Whores The title of the first porn movie they were going to make before the building where they were going to film got torn down. Play on Star Wars.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Star Whores: Empire Strikes Ass | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Star Whores: Empire Strikes Ass Porn version of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, the second entry in Zack and Miri's Star Whores series.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | The Star Whores: Phantom Man-Ass | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
The Star Whores: Phantom Man-Ass Porn version of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, the third entry in Zack and Miri's Star Whores series.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Star Whores: Revenge of the Shit | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Star Whores: Revenge of the Shit Porn version of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, the fourth and final entry in Zack and Miri's Star Whores series.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Swallow My Cockuccino | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films | |||||||
Swallow My Cockuccino Title of Zack and Miri's porno movie, filmed in the coffee shop where they work.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Swallow My Cockuccino II: Make It Foamy | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films | |||||||
Swallow My Cockuccino II: Make It Foamy Title of the sequel to Zack and Miri's porno movie.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Teen Juice | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores | |||||||
Teen Juice Clothing store at the mall that Miri mentions. | |||||||||||
| 4 | Total Recock | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies | |||||||
Total Recock Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Total Recall.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Understanding Your Homosexuality | BBB | Education | Classes | |||||||
Understanding Your Homosexuality Class available at Pittsburgh City College.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | www.zackandmiri.cum | BBB | Media | Websites | |||||||
www.zackandmiri.cum  | |||||||||||
| 3 | You Better Shut Your Ass Before I Drop M... | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films | |||||||
You Better Shut Your Ass Before I Drop My Dick in It Gay porn movie starring Brandon St. Randy, the sequel to You Better Shut Your Mouth Or I'm Gonna Fuck It.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | You Better Shut Your Mouth Or I'm Gonna ... | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films | |||||||
You Better Shut Your Mouth Or I'm Gonna Fuck It Gay porn movie starring Brandon St. Randy, mentioned in his advertisement for its sequel, You Better Shut Your Ass Before I Drop My Dick in It.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Zack and Miri Make Your Porno | BBB | Media Companies | Film Production Companies | |||||||
Zack and Miri Make Your Porno Zack and Miri's porno film production company from the credits scene. "You'll swear Martin Scorsese snuck into your room and caught you fucking." 1-888-LET-UZ-FUCK.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | Zombies | BBB | Sports | School Mascots | |||||||
Zombies Monroeville High School mascot.  | |||||||||||
| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | |||||||||||
| 3 | November 26, 2008 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
November 26, 2008 Zack tells Delaney that his high school reunion is tomorrow.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | November 27, 2008 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
November 27, 2008 Zack and Miri attend their 10-year high school reunion and decide to make a porno to make money for rent.  | |||||||||||
| 3 | November 28, 2008 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |||||||
November 28, 2008 Delaney works at the coffee shop for Black Friday.  | |||||||||||
| MAKE BELIEVE MAP | |||||||||||
| 3 | Copley Playhouse | Map | Structures | Event Venues | |||||||
Copley Playhouse Theater.  | |||||||||||
| OTHER | |||||||||||
| 3 | BILFs | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon | |||||||
BILFs "Bubbies I'd Like to Fuck". | |||||||||||
| 4 | Delaney | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Delaney Delaney: I just wanted to see some free titties, that's all. But there's no such thing as free titties, is there, Zack? Is there? | |||||||||||
| 5 | Delaney | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Delaney Delaney: I like that guy, but if he tries to fuck that little dog tonight for real, I'm calling Humane Society. | |||||||||||
| 6 | Double Dutch Fudge Rudder | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon | |||||||
Double Dutch Fudge Rudder Sex act: first, a guy grabs his own dick and puts his finger in his ass while another guy works his arms for him. | |||||||||||
| 7 | Double Dutch Rudder | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon | |||||||
Double Dutch Rudder Sex act in which two guys work each other's arms while they hold their own dicks. It's like jerking off together, but not gay. | |||||||||||
| 8 | Dutch Rudder | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon | |||||||
Dutch Rudder Sex act in which one guy works the other guy's arm while he holds his dick. | |||||||||||
| 9 | Monroe-ver that Traveled the Longest Dis... | Other | Recognition | Awards | |||||||
Monroe-ver that Traveled the Longest Distance to Attend the High School Reunion Award given out at the high school reunion. | |||||||||||
| 10 | Monroe-vers that Traveled the Shortest D... | Other | Recognition | Awards | |||||||
Monroe-vers that Traveled the Shortest Distance to Attend the High School Reunion Award given to Zack and Miri at the high school reunion. | |||||||||||
| 11 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Diff|rent Strokes | |||||||
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| 12 | Zack Brown | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Zack Brown Zack: Everybody wants to see anybody fuck. I hate Rosie O'Donell, but if somebody said "I got a tape of Rosie O'Donell getting fucked stupid," I'd be like, "Why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?" | |||||||||||
| 13 | Zack Brown | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Zack Brown Zack Brown: Have you seen that Joe Francis guy who made Girls Gone Wild? That guy's the biggest fucking idiot piece of shit in the world and he has a jet and a fucking island! | |||||||||||
| 14 | Zack Brown | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Zack Brown Zack Brown: Porn has gone mainstream now. It's like Coca Cola or Pepsi, with dicks in it. | |||||||||||
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