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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | American Booty   | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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American Booty
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - parody of American Beauty.
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| 2 | An American Werewolf in Brenda | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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An American Werewolf in Brenda
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - parody of An American Werewolf in Paris.
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| 3 | Bare Clit Project | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Bare Clit Project
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Blair Witch Project.
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| 4 | Battleslut Galacticock | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Battleslut Galacticock
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - parody of Battlestar Galactica.
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| 5 | Bean-N-Gone Coffee Shop | BBB | Dining | Coffeehouses |
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Bean-N-Gone Coffee Shop
Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy.
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| 6 | Big Trouble in Little Vagina | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - parody of Big Trouble in Little China.
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| 7 | Close Encounters with a Turd from Behind | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Close Encounters with a Turd from Behind
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
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| 8 | The Cock | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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The Cock
Title suggestion that Zack and Miri come up with for their porno at the same time - play on The Rock.
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| 9 | A Cock-in-lips Now | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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A Cock-in-lips Now
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Apocalypse Now.
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| 10 | Cocock | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Cocock
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Cocoon. Bunch of old people find a big testicle in the water, makes them horny again.
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| 11 | Cocunt | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Cocunt
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Cocoon. "It's Cocoon, but with a cunt."
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| 12 | Creamgirls | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Creamgirls
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Dreamgirls.
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| 13 | Dawn of the Dick | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Dawn of the Dick
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Dawn of the Dead. "I want to eat your brain... and your ass"
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| 14 | The Depression Era | BBB | Entertainment | Theater Productions |
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The Depression Era
Play advertised outside The Copley Theater.
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| 15 | Dr. Smalls | BBB | Healthcare | Therapy |
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Dr. Smalls
Bobby's therapist.
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| 16 | E.T.: The Extra Testicle | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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E.T.: The Extra Testicle
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.
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| 17 | Edward Penishands | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Edward Penishands
Porn parody version of Edward Scissorhands, example Zack gives regarding how porn names should be spoofs of popular movies.
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| 18 | Felch | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Felch
Porn version of Fletch, example Zack gives regarding how porn names should be spoofs of popular movies.
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| 19 | Fista McGee | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films |
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Fista McGee
Gay porn flick starring Brandon St. Randy.
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| 20 | Fuckback Mountain | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Fuckback Mountain
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Brokeback Mountain.
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| 21 | Glen and Gary Suck Ross' Meaty Cock and ... | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Glen and Gary Suck Ross' Meaty Cock and Drop Their Hairy Nuts in His Eager Mouth
Gay porn movie version of Glengary Glen Ross starring Brandon St. Randy.
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| 22 | Hairy Nutsack | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films |
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Hairy Nutsack
Gay porn flick starring Brandon St. Randy.
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| 23 | Hollywood Tans | BBB | Beauty Care | Tanning Salons |
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Hollywood Tans
Tanning salon next door to the coffeehouse.
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| 24 | Holtzman Grip & Lighting Rental | BBB | Services | Rental Services |
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Holtzman Grip & Lighting Rental
Rental store.
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| 25 | I Want You to Fuck My Ass Right Now | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films |
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I Want You to Fuck My Ass Right Now
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno. According to Zack, it's not subtle enough.
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| 26 | Internal Cumshot of the Spotless Cock | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Internal Cumshot of the Spotless Cock
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
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| 27 | Invasion of the Potty Snatchers | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Invasion of the Potty Snatchers
Porn version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, mentioned when Zack & Miri brainstorm names of porno movies.
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| 28 | It's a Wonderful Pipe | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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It's a Wonderful Pipe
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on It's a Wonderful Life.
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| 29 | Janda's Gallery | BBB | Retail | Electronics Stores |
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Janda's Gallery
Electronics store where Delaney goes to buy a flat screen TV.
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| 30 | Kindergarten Cock | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Kindergarten Cock
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Kindergarten Cop.
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| 31 | La La's Knitting Basket | BBB | Retail | Arts and Crafts Stores |
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La La's Knitting Basket
Store at the mall scene.
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| 32 | Lawrence of a Labia | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Lawrence of a Labia
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Lawrence of Arabia.
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| 33 | Light Brown Balls | BBB | Food Products | Breakfast Cereal |
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Light Brown Balls
Breakfast cereal Zack eats.
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| 34 | Lord of the Cock Ring | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Lord of the Cock Ring
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Lord of the Rings.
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| 35 | Luxury Homesteads | BBB | Construction | Construction Companies |
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Luxury Homesteads
The company that bought and tore down the building where they were going to film Star Whores.
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| 36 | Monroeville High School | BBB | Education | High Schools |
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Monroeville High School
Where Zack and Miri went to high school.
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| 37 | Nigga Rich Productions | BBB | Media Companies | Film Production Companies |
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Nigga Rich Productions
Delaney's production company. Dreamworks was taken. Plus, it sounds like an underground gay fuck club.
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| 38 | Oahu Paradise Resort | BBB | Travel | Lodging |
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Oahu Paradise Resort
Mentioned during the awards ceremony at the high school reunion.
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| 39 | People Fucking | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films |
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People Fucking
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno.
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| 40 | Pittsburgh City College | BBB | Education | Colleges |
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Pittsburgh City College
Community college where Zack goes to get a student ID.
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| 41 | Poo Punchers | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films |
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Poo Punchers
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.
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| 42 | Poo Punchers 2 | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films |
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Poo Punchers 2
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.
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| 43 | Poo Punchers 3 | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films |
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Poo Punchers 3
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.
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| 44 | Poo Punchers 4 | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films |
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Poo Punchers 4
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.
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| 45 | Poo Punchers 5 | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films |
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Poo Punchers 5
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.
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| 46 | Poo Punchers 6 | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films |
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Poo Punchers 6
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.
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| 47 | Poo Punchers 7 | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films |
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Poo Punchers 7
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.
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| 48 | Raiders of the Lost Cock | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Raiders of the Lost Cock
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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| 49 | Return of the Brown Eye  | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Return of the Brown Eye
Porn version of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, mentioned when Zack & Miri brainstorm names of porno movies.
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| 50 | Roasting Suckling Pig | BBB | Education | Classes |
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Roasting Suckling Pig
Class available at Pittsburgh City College.
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| 51 | The Roving Roe-ver | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers |
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The Roving Roe-ver
Monroeville High School newspaper.
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| 52 | Schindler's Piss | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Schindler's Piss
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Schindler's List. "Do the whole thing in black and white, keep the cocks and assholes red, and lots of shower scenes."
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| 53 | Shaving Ryan's Privates | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Shaving Ryan's Privates
Gay porn version of Saving Private Ryan starring Brandon St. Randy.
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| 54 | Sperms of Endearment | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Sperms of Endearment
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Terms of Endearment.
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| 55 | Star Sex 2: The Wrath of Cunt | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Star Sex 2: The Wrath of Cunt
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan.
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| 56 | Star Sex 3: The Search for Cock | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Star Sex 3: The Search for Cock
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock.
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| 57 | Star Whores | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Star Whores
The title of the first porn movie they were going to make before the building where they were going to film got torn down. Play on Star Wars.
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| 58 | Star Whores: Empire Strikes Ass | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Star Whores: Empire Strikes Ass
Porn version of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, the second entry in Zack and Miri's Star Whores series.
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| 59 | The Star Whores: Phantom Man-Ass | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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The Star Whores: Phantom Man-Ass
Porn version of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, the third entry in Zack and Miri's Star Whores series.
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| 60 | Star Whores: Revenge of the Shit | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Star Whores: Revenge of the Shit
Porn version of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, the fourth and final entry in Zack and Miri's Star Whores series.
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| 61 | Swallow My Cockuccino | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films |
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Swallow My Cockuccino
Title of Zack and Miri's porno movie, filmed in the coffee shop where they work.
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| 62 | Swallow My Cockuccino II: Make It Foamy | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films |
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Swallow My Cockuccino II: Make It Foamy
Title of the sequel to Zack and Miri's porno movie.
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| 63 | Teen Juice | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
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Teen Juice
Clothing store at the mall that Miri mentions.
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| 64 | Total Recock | BBB | Cinema | Adult Film Parodies |
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Total Recock
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Total Recall.
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| 65 | Understanding Your Homosexuality | BBB | Education | Classes |
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Understanding Your Homosexuality
Class available at Pittsburgh City College.
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| 66 | www.zackandmiri.cum | BBB | Media | Websites |
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www.zackandmiri.cum
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| 67 | You Better Shut Your Ass Before I Drop M... | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films |
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You Better Shut Your Ass Before I Drop My Dick in It
Gay porn movie starring Brandon St. Randy, the sequel to You Better Shut Your Mouth Or I'm Gonna Fuck It.
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| 68 | You Better Shut Your Mouth Or I'm Gonna ... | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films |
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You Better Shut Your Mouth Or I'm Gonna Fuck It
Gay porn movie starring Brandon St. Randy, mentioned in his advertisement for its sequel, You Better Shut Your Ass Before I Drop My Dick in It.
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| 69 | Zack and Miri Make Your Porno | BBB | Media Companies | Film Production Companies |
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Zack and Miri Make Your Porno
Zack and Miri's porno film production company from the credits scene. "You'll swear Martin Scorsese snuck into your room and caught you fucking." 1-888-LET-UZ-FUCK.
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| 70 | Zombies | BBB | Sports | School Mascots |
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Zombies
Monroeville High School mascot.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 71 | November 26, 2008 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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November 26, 2008
Zack tells Delaney that his high school reunion is tomorrow.
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| 72 | November 27, 2008 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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November 27, 2008
Zack and Miri attend their 10-year high school reunion and decide to make a porno to make money for rent.
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| 73 | November 28, 2008 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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November 28, 2008
Delaney works at the coffee shop for Black Friday.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 74 | Copley Playhouse | Map | Structures | Event Venues |
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Copley Playhouse
Theater.
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| OTHER |
| 75 | BILFs | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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BILFs
"Bubbies I'd Like to Fuck".
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| 76 | Delaney | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Delaney
Delaney: I just wanted to see some free titties, that's all. But there's no such thing as free titties, is there, Zack? Is there?
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| 77 | Delaney | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Delaney
Delaney: I like that guy, but if he tries to fuck that little dog tonight for real, I'm calling Humane Society.
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| 78 | Double Dutch Fudge Rudder | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Double Dutch Fudge Rudder
Sex act: first, a guy grabs his own dick and puts his finger in his ass while another guy works his arms for him.
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| 79 | Double Dutch Rudder | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Double Dutch Rudder
Sex act in which two guys work each other's arms while they hold their own dicks. It's like jerking off together, but not gay.
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| 80 | Dutch Rudder | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Dutch Rudder
Sex act in which one guy works the other guy's arm while he holds his dick.
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| 81 | Monroe-ver that Traveled the Longest Dis... | Other | Recognition | Awards |
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Monroe-ver that Traveled the Longest Distance to Attend the High School Reunion
Award given out at the high school reunion.
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| 82 | Monroe-vers that Traveled the Shortest D... | Other | Recognition | Awards |
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Monroe-vers that Traveled the Shortest Distance to Attend the High School Reunion
Award given to Zack and Miri at the high school reunion.
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| 83 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Diff|rent Strokes |
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| 84 | Zack Brown | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Zack Brown
Zack: Everybody wants to see anybody fuck. I hate Rosie O'Donell, but if somebody said "I got a tape of Rosie O'Donell getting fucked stupid," I'd be like, "Why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?"
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| 85 | Zack Brown | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Zack Brown
Zack Brown: Have you seen that Joe Francis guy who made Girls Gone Wild? That guy's the biggest fucking idiot piece of shit in the world and he has a jet and a fucking island!
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| 86 | Zack Brown | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Zack Brown
Zack Brown: Porn has gone mainstream now. It's like Coca Cola or Pepsi, with dicks in it.
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